I don't recall episode dates and titles, but there were a number of interesting scenes. The vets were always delivering lambs, calves, and foals, so there were a lot of birth scenes, and scenes where one or more of the actors was shown with his arm fully inside a cow or whatever. Herriot mistakenly starts to check a bull for mastitis, and there is a close-up of the scrotum. A dog owner, embarrassed to mention the word "penis" in front of Herriot's wife, tells Herriot "there's something wrong with his...'pencil.'" A urinating cow is seen from the rear, and I'm sure there were numerous urination and defecation scenes all through the series. Tristan Farnon collects semen from a bull, but the scene was not explicit (dang! :). Mrs. Pumphrey has a pet pig at one point, and she complains about the way he urinates "in fits and starts"; Herriot assures her that's normal for a male pig. (I think that part was only in the book, though.) If any of you recall other scenes I've missed, let me know.
One viewer reports: "The newest America's Funniest Home Videos video may be of interest to you. It is called America's Funniest Home Videos: Uncensored, and that it is. As well as some disgusting human scenes, there are several zoophilic scenes, both near the beginning of the show and near the end. Including:
And others. Very interesting all in all, and very funny as well, if you don't mind the disgusting humans."
(This isn't really a "series," per se, but I didn't know what other webpage to list it on. And since this item was listed, I have seen it myself, and there are indeed some good scenes as he mentions above. --Actaeon)
Note: This is NOT the mail-order video, but a syndicated series on FOX.
"Animal Pragmatism": N
"MZ" reports: "Quincy for the most part is played by a female basset hound."
"A.C." reports: "Gut-busting ongoing skits about the show's mascot, Masturbating Bear."
"AJ" reports: "I don't recall which season or episode, but [this series] did a segment on animal husbandry where two women masturbate a pig for artificial insemination. Of course we don't see much, (more than we expected,) but there is a good shot of a BIG bag o' um... Pig Seed. (This is their most very hilarious bit, and I bet they'll never run it again. :)" He also says the show "regularly shows a birthing Rhino during the opening credits."
On the November 14, 1997 episode, there is a short segment on canine gyms. A female miniature poodle is seen very briefly from the rear as she walks on a treadmill; her vulva is visible for an instant. Also, an intact male German Shepherd is showing a little pink as he sits on his owner's balcony. Neither scene is good enough to be worth taping, however.
"MZ" reports: [In the pilot episode] "Mumzudio is played by an intact male Welsh Corgi. Dharma holds him up in front of the camera for everyone to see. The gender of Stinky (the long haired dog) will forever remain a mystery. It is rare to see these dogs standing up."
"J.T." reports: "One of my personal favorites is Diefenbaker on 'Due South.' He's supposed to be a wolf (mostly) but he's actually an intact male Siberian Husky. There's a really great, full frontal pic of him at www.ozemail.com.au/~klyons/dsouth/ds-pgdf1.jpg. Showin' just a little pink there...
I haven't been following the series for a long time, but the female lead character is blind, and her guide dog is a male German Shepherd named "Spike." I can't tell if he's intact, but he's very sexy and definitely worth a look. :)
"J" reports: "In opening credits in one of the later seasons, you can see Dreyfuss lying on his back with his sheath and testes in plain view."
In the 11/8/1998 episode, a stockbroker falls for a woman who's really a dolphin. Only one brief slit shot, when the dolphin jumps out of the water and heads away from the camera. Just before that, as the dolphin is swimming away on its back, they missed a wonderful opportunity for an extended slit shot, but the dolphin never rose far enough above the water, so its belly was always covered. Bummer. :'(
In many episodes, one or more dolphins may swim by with genital slits visible. One recurring scene (where Flipper is tail-walking backwards in the ocean) clearly shows a dolphin with a "pink-belly," which is a sign of sexual arousal. Since the episodes are not named, it's tough to give a listing of good ones, although the episode described as "Aphrodite goes into labor during a hurricane" has more slit scenes than usual, plus (naturally) a birth scene.
BTW, there is also a spin-off of this series on WB starring Whip Hubley and Elizabeth Morehead. I've only seen one episode; same old stuff.
Animal Intelligence: N
In the "Animal ER" episode (originally aired 4/24/97; repeated on The Learning Channel on 2/3/99), one of the animals featured was an intact male Sicilian Mastiff. While his owner was petting him, the dog was showing pink (about three inches' worth), and the camera kept panning back and forth between the human and the dog, so that the penis was shown not merely once, but three times. [Thanks Dogdude]
In the episode airing 12/17/98, the closing segment "Heros and Zeros" included a tigress getting some dental work done; she was under anaesthetic, lying on her back, and as the camera panned up her body, her anus and vulva were briefly visible.
"J" reports: "Despite what the plot says, Eddie is NOT castrated. He remains an intact dog. I stopped watching the TV show in disgust where they put his castration as a major show theme."
"A Whale of a Business" (11/11/97): a few very brief slit shots of orcas, the best of which is at 49:33.
Comet is a female dog. [Thanks J.]
"AGPLDB" reports: "There was a skit called 'The 'Grind' at the DogHouse.' It featured Jon dancing with a bunch of dogs. But what made it cool was that most of the dogs were mating. There were close-ups. It only aired once in 1994."
"J" reports: "Arnold the Semi-Wonder Dog is a large intact white male dog. He's present in the credits of every show. You can see his sheath and testes up close every time. What a sweet sexy dog."
"John" reports: "On almost every episode, a horse is seen to be 'hanging out.' It's probably worthwhile to consider taping the series and using Snappy to capture the image."
Starbuck reports that in the episode "The Race," Laura's mare Bunny is played by a very definitely male horse, who has a fairly good partial erection in a couple scenes.
Bibi: "Don't you remember our second anniversary?"
Buck: "Uh, sure, um, ..."
Bibi: "Bibi!"
Buck: "Oh, of course. It's just that I rarely see this end of you."
(After a little more dialogue, Bibi heads upstairs, and Buck watches her go. The camera follows her hind end -- not a close-up, though :).
Buck: "Oh! Bibi! Now I remember you." He looks at the camera. "And they say I'm senile." Then he follows her up the stairs.
The terrier in the show appears to have been a female Jack Russell Terrier. [Thanks J.]
Black Dragon reports: "...there is a section, just prior to some ads, where Paul and Phil ("The Anwser Guys") are shown sitting with two very large, very male dogs (St. Bernards I think). The one on the right side is apparently VERY happy, and is showing pink. ;) (It's one of thoose things where until you notice it the first time, you just don't see it; and after, can't NOT see it every time after.)"
"The Profiler" premiered the same night as "Early Edition" and also features a male German Shepherd named "Denzel." He is very much intact, although you need freeze-frame to prove it: when he zooms around a corner and slides on a carpet you can see some testes swinging in the breeze. Nummy. I really need to get into Hollywood. :)
WolfFur reports: "[There was] an episode of Profiler (I am about 94% sure that it is the episode entitled 'Victim of Victims,' the 8th episode of the 2nd season, with an original airdate of Jan 17, 1998) in which Sam, at the end, is attempting to rescue a woman, who is tied to a bed, from a pack of vicious *male* dogs. She calms them by getting on her hands and knees and rubbing her head under the alpha's neck."
In the episode where Sam leaps into a photographer, they are doing a shoot at the end of the episode involving a male lion. I can't remember if you ever see his sheath, but one part of a scene is shot from directly behind the lion and you can clearly see his intact scrotum and testicles.
Real Sex Xtra: Best of Real Sex: N
In the November 10, 1997 episode, they show a herd of bull elk descending on the town of Mammoth, Montana; there are numerous scenes of bulls urinating, and a couple shots of a partial erection.
"DH" reports: "There is one sketch with [David Spade?]...walking his friend [Kevin McDonald?], who is dressed in a dog costume, and they put him in a group of other dogs, and he tries to hump several of them (I think at least one was male).... The woman who was there with her dog was very offended at the depravity."
Pawz reports: "There was a skit (year unknown) where a male (neutered I believe), probably a pit bull was barking and the sheath could be seen very nicely bouncing when he barked =)"
"A.C." reports: [in one episode] "There is a scene where it shows a bull rhino falling off of a cow in either exaustion or a case of lost balance."
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Echse reports: "French TV programm TV5 has this series every Sunday morning (10 am CET). Every now and then it happens to show a full horse or a close image of a horse tail and beyond it; it seems that they don't worry so much about having "exciting" images in their films." Horses: ( A~, B~, C~, P~, S, V~, I~, T~); dogs: ( S ); sometimes bovines: ( A~, B~, C~, P~, S, V~, I~, T~, N)
The Bulldog is female and has a very large vulva. [Thanks J.]
There's nothing explicit in the episode entitled "Unlocking the Mystery: the Amazing Animal Mind," but there are some wonderful scenes of entertainer Roy Horn (of Siegfried and Roy) interacting with his big cats. I sure envy him. :)
Pancho, Fastest Paw in the West: N?
Pancho is an intact male Yellow Lab (mix?); I didn�t see anything spectacular, but I didn�t watch the show that closely.
"J" reports: "Wishbone is an intact male Jack Russell Terrier. When he isn't dressed, his sheath and testes are little jewels to see." Because he's a short-haired dog, filmed from a low angle, his anus and genitals are briefly visible in nearly every episode, but they usually pan or cut away from close-ups.
Note: This is a syndicated series, hosted by Jim Brown; it's aired on FOX and PAX. Episodes are normally untitled, so any descriptions here are from TV schedules.
In an episode opening with a spaniel who keeps falling asleep, a poodle French-kisses a monkey, and a dog and cat are shown in bed together, with suggestive dialogue from the narrator.)
In an episode dedicated to animals, we see a (presumably male) puppy rubbing his genitals against a carpet, and an intact male Wiemeraner whose anus and testes are occasionally visible as he spins around in the bed of a pickup.
Here are some episodes (possibly spin-offs) which did have titles in the TV schedules):
(Note: this series is a spin-off of "The World's Funniest," with the same host.)
An intact male dog (spaniel?) pees on a bag of dog food at 38:30. There are also a couple of zooish scenes: a fashion commercial in which a Great Dane appears to seduce a woman, and a news report where a buck deer nuzzles and then mounts a reporter.
In the sequel "The World's Greatest Animal Outtakes Unleashed 2," a calf pees on a reporter, a puppy urinates during a fashion show, and there are three suggestive commercials: a dog food ad in which an off-screen dog is supposedly humping the salesman's leg, a pro-neutering ad in which a dog is told not to have sex, and an anti-smoking ad in which various animals are shown from the rear. Seriously.
There are at least two episodes of Xena which may be of interest to zoos. In one episode, Xena falls to the ground beneath a male centaur. She looks up, and we can tell by her facial expression she is pleased with what she sees. Another episode focuses on the revulsion people feel when a woman bears a centaur's child. Xena fights for them, and the episode is ultimately uplifting, implying a cross-species relationship is not by definition inferior.
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