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The following stories I wrote when I was younger, and as such I don't consider them to be as good. But people have liked them, and some are worth a read. I have ommitted stories I consider undreadable. The stories are tagged and organized so there likely won't be much in the way of updates on this page, but there is quite a good bit of masturbatory fuel here.

Video Game Stories

Baldurs Gate 2

You have been waylaid by enemies and must defend yourself M/F, oral, first, impreg, and romance NEW

A Baldurs Gate 2 fic involving a relationship between a human player and the elf Aerie

Chrono Trigger

Chrono Trigger: Tidings Of Comfort And Joy Part 1 - With A Small TUG M/F, oral, anal, and romance
Chrono Trigger: Tidings Of Comfort And Joy Part 2 - Difficult Times,Difficult Positions M/F, oral, anal, robo and romance

The story is essentially a plotless smutfest. It's a tribute to a writer who hasn't written in long before long before, in internet times, The_Unknown_Gamer, hence the title to chapter one. This homage is of one of his favorite games to write for. Miss you man, wish you were still here *Pours part of a 40 ounce on the keyboard*

Final Fantasy 6

Untitled M/F

This is a quick fic involving Terra/Edgar in the begining of the game. Not much else to it.

Oh My Hero M/F

This story is one of the first I ever wrote, it's a small lemon about Celes and Locke having some nookie before the show.

Final Fantasy 7

Victory at last
Chapter 1 Shot Down No sex
Chapter 2 You Gotta Love the Plot m/f, oral, and romance
Chapter 3 Patience is a Virtue No sex
Chapter 4 Guh, More Sex? m/f, oral, and romance

The entire story takes place during the wedding/honeymoon for Cloud/Tifa. It's one of the few fanfics I've created that has a sizeable plot to it. This was the first story I wrote that had a plot to it in fact. Another milestone :)

Final Fantasy 9

Epic Proportions
Chapter 1 It begins M/F Romance
Chapter 2 Hold Yer Horses M/F Romance Oral Furry
Chapter 3 Summer Wind M/F oral slut Romance
Chapter 4 Reunion M/F Romance

My longest fanfic to date, perhaps my longest ever. The story has a pairing of almost every character in the game, the exceptions being Eiko and Vivi. So enjoy the fic for what it is, a pretty good story based off of an overlooked Final Fantasy game which I thought was one of the best.

Final Fantasy 10

You're in Bed Silly! f/Solo, f/toy, voy, f/f, oral, 69, inc, f/fF, f/fFF NEW

A lot of lesbian sex in this one, so I hope you enjoy it. There's next to no plot here, just people going at it.

Little Itty Bitty Pretty One F/F, oral, and 69 NEW

An old request I did, Lulu/Yuna luri fic.

Gratitude M/F, oral, anal, and romance NEW

Rikku wants to thank Tidus, and doesn't get him a card.

Parasite Eve 2

Thump Thump M/F and oral I always preferred the first game, but this one was okay, I just didn't like the survival horror way they tried to turn things, and the controls weren't as good, but it all made more sense than the system in the first...Anyways Kyle gets some in the desert.

Super Mario Brothers

Who The Hell Ordered This Pizza? M/F, MM/F, oral, and anal

Mario and Luigi have some fun with the Princess, during the first game.

Television Film and Celebrity Stories

Buzz Lightyear

The power of Cheese MC, M/F, MM/F, oral, anal, and dp NEW

A request I did some time ago, wasn't psyched with the way it turned out but it's pretty good. To be honest I didn't know the source material very well, which is why I think it suffered.

Dragonball Z

Wow F/F, F/F/F/F, toys, oral, inc, and lite anal NEW

Another request, this one for a series I was semi-interested in. I prefered the first Dragonball season to anything that came after it. Pretty much a yuri smutfest.

Final Fantasy Spirits Within

Fantasy becomes realitym/f, oral, and romance NEW

I enjoyed the movie, although I know it did kinda kill Square Pictures and force the Enix merge. Aki and Ross get nookie when stuck in the elevator.

Futurama

Blastoff F/Malien, F/F/Malien, oral, anal, F/solo, 1st, M/Impreg, and snowball NEW

A rather extreme story involving Leela, Amy, and Kif, in an alternate explaination for Kif's impregnation.

The Heat of the Night f/solo, f/robot, and anal NEW

Bender gets some from Leela. Not a whole heck of a lot else to say there.

Onslaught M/F, oral, and anal NEW

Nibbler gets a chance to enjoy Leela as more than just a pet.

Robotech

Primary Colors M/F, oral, anal and romance NEW

When reading this, please be kind and know I did this as a request and know next to nothing about Robotech.

Samurai Jack

Episode XXX (Not 30) M/F, and oralNEW

Samurai Jack gets wounded and finds a woman who helps him heal.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Casey at Bat M/F, and oral. NEW

From the new series, April and Casey get to screw.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sarah After Hours F/solo, F/toy, FF, Oral, Voy, Ff, FFf, Fist(small) MF, MMF, Anal, DP, Facial, Slut NEW

A story I did for the CSSA challenge, I lost, I think I came in last place but I can't remember. The story is okay, they ate a story I wrote once so I can't find it, if anyone has a story I wrote involving Linda Park please email me and I will give you 2 internets.