http://www.asstr.org/~srb/ Don't read if under 18 or illegal in your little corner of the world, like you'll listen. This should appear only on my website http://www.asstr.org/~srb/ F3, Futanari Palace, Pal's archive site, through Pal's yahoo group, on Pal's Forum... well, it basically should be wherever Pal's stuff is. Also at the Grey Archive, and some other places they might end up, they know who they are. This story contains M/F, oral, anal and romance. If you don't swing that way, stop reading. This is a PARODY, PARODY, PARODY; I don't own any of the characters, just "borrowing" them for the sake of the story. I AM USING WITHOUT PERMISSION OF anyone, or another subsidiaries I am currently not aware of. So don't sue me. Please, I only have a computer and one of those toy dogs that bounce their heads up and down, it isn't worth it. Allrighty then, time for another fic, I'm pretty sure one of my stories wasn't on the top of the list on the Grey Archive, must to be fixing this now. Anyways this is a request for Princess Koriand'r, the real Southern PimpstressTo explain, this is a Max/Mir fic occurring the night after Episode 25 Wedding Bells. Well actually, it's probably in there, right before Miriya burns the coffee. Primary Colors *indicates thought Returning to his and his new wife's quarter's, Max Sterling's mind was full of deep, heavy thoughts weighing upon his mind. *I love Miriya, but can I really expect her to, well, be my true lover? As a Zentraedi, she doesn't have any idea in the slightest.* *But she loves you* he thought. *And making love is the most sacred way that a man and his wife can express their love* *Still, maybe you should wait until she is better acclimated into human culture.* *But what better way to acclimate than the two of you together, in private learning the most important things of all?* *Still, a month ago Miriya didn't know what a kiss was, or even the significance of it. How can I expect her to be ready and willing to make love?* Max sighed as he stepped up to their room. The sight of his lovely viridity haired wife brought a smile to his face and warmness to his heart unlike any moment he spent without her. He truly did love her, not just her body but her mind, her skills, and most importantly her soul. Ever since crossing paths with her on the SDF-1, he fell madly, deeply in love with her, despite the fact he didn't know her name. Even after he found out she was a Zentraedi, it didn't affect his feelings at all, his heart seemed to burn with a fire that could not be extinguished by the winds of a racial barrier, no his was the arduous fervor of flames that could never be wiped out. "Hey Miriya," he said, garnering the attention of his new wife. "Hello Max" she said, her face showing the same smile on his face. Because to her too, the flames of passion burned endlessly. Perhaps though, they were stronger to her, living her entire life without any emotions made her unable to understand or organize the feelings she had in her. It was as though living a life being blind, then suddenly being given sight to view all that is the universe. And yet with these emotions, this new found perception came the trouble of being able to use them right. Without living a human life, she knew not what happiness, love, or kindness was. To try to explain to her then was like trying to explain a Rembrandt to a blind person. Yet now as she could see fully the wide spectrum of emotions, she was slowly being able to differentiate her emotions, just as one would differentiate colors. "Miriya, I wa—" he began, as he was fallen mute by the lips of the goddess before him. Pressing her lips against his, embracing in a lover's kiss. Taken off guard by her sudden kiss, he body and mind were turned into putty as their lips osculated. Breaking away after moments of pure bliss, Miriya said "Someone had told me that the pressing of lips together was an act shared between husband and wife" she said, pausing a moment as she reflected their warm embrace, then saying "I hope it was as much to your liking as it was mine" Still somewhat shocked from her sudden kiss, it took him a moment before stumbling over the words "Uh, yeah, it, it was amazing". He took a deep breath before saying to the Zentraedi beauty standing before him "There are" he said, pausing to clear his throat "Other things that husband and wife can do that are, uh, more pleasant" Pausing a moment, Miriya tried to comprehend the information her groom just gave to her. She felt a buzz, almost an electric residue leftover from the kiss. *How could anything possible be better than that?* she thought. *Still, if Max says there are more pleasant things, there must be more pleasant things* "What else is there that is more pleasant than kissing?" she asked, her body almost trembling at the very idea. "Well, there are…" he started, scratching the abundance of blue hair emanating from his scalp. "Alright, just open your mouth, and pay attention to what I do" he said, bringing his face closer to the beauty as he kissed her, opening his mouth slightly as he let his tongue enter Miriya's perfect mouth, massaging the underside of her tongue. Miriya mind was having trouble believing the sensations running to her body. It were as though the kiss itself was intoxicating her senses. If the kiss before was like an electronic buzz, this was like a shock. Moments after the sheer bliss Max broke it off, saying to her "That is called a French kiss" Without saying a word, she kissed him, parting her mouth slightly as she tried to imitate Max's previous actions. While she was not out rightly successful, her determination brought her to attempt again and again, much to the pleasure of her new husband. "What" she said breaking a second to catch her breath, "What else?" "What? Oh, there are many, many other things we can do" he said, his mind racing with the question. The question however was not what, but rather how. Despite her lack of experience with emotions, her body was still hers, and being her husband didn't give him a right to ravage her body, whether she was aware of it or not. "Miriya, my love, do you trust me?" he asked, his voice quivering, almost breaking. "Of course I trust you, what kind of question is that?" she asked, a puzzled look coming over her face. *Was I bad at French kissing?* "Then" he said, pausing a moment trying to draw upon the courage and debonair qualities men have always tried to draw upon in moments of pure passion. "If you trust me" he said, working up the nerve of titans "Then take off, your shirt" "My shirt?" she asked, puzzled by the request. "Yes, if you trust me I ask of you to" he said, swallowing a big gulp "Take off your shirt" "If, if you're sure" she said, hesitantly removing her shirt. Many of the new human customs seemed so alien, so foreign to Miriya, and yet still she complied, her instinctive trust for Max guiding her. Removing her shirt revealed to the eager pilot a lacey white bra containing two perfect heaving globes. Cupping them in his hands, he made small kisses slowly heading down on her supple breasts. With each kiss Miriya's anticipation rose almost as fast as her heartbeat. What was Max doing to her, and why did it feel so good? She watched her husband's hands go behind her back, and with a simple motion of the hands he unclasped her bra, leaving the garment to fall on the floor. Bringing his tongue out, he gently flicked on her nipple, stirring up emotions that Miriya had never before felt. As he continued, each flick of the tongue seemed to make her entire body ooze with pleasure. Miriya felt her nipples get almost unbearably hard. They felt as though they were burning with a kind of pleasure she could hardly fathom. Her breaths quickened, his tongue stroking across her sensitive nipples eliciting a moan of pleasure escaping from his wife's lips. As he continued, Miriya felt a tingle all throughout her body, but she felt it the strongest from in between her legs. Each time he continued she felt almost like she was wetting her pants, but the pleasure she felt told her she could not be doing wrong. She felt Max suddenly break off, his head moving pulling back up. "Let's move onto the bed" he said, leading his new wife to said bed, lying her down. Unbuckling her belt, he gently tugged down her pants, exposing a simple pair of cotton panties, already a sweet wet spot formed there. Miriya didn't, couldn't say a word as her husband pulled down her panties, her mind was racing with pleasure and her body tormented by anticipation. She put up no resistance, asked no questions as her husband opened up her legs. Then, all anticipation was broken as Max's tongue slowly ran it's way up and down her pussy, causing Miriya to cry out in pleasure. As he continued, Miriya thought she could no longer take his pleasure. Each lash of his tongue seemed to bring Miriya to the highest of high pleasure, each moment between an almost unbearable eternal torture to her body. "Oh god" she cried out, feeling each movement of Max's tongue all over her sensitive pussy. She thought she could no longer contain the pleasure within her. Remembering what Max was doing earlier, she used her hands to gently tweak her own nipples, bringing her to another level of pleasure as Max's tongue continued to enrapture her body with wave after wave of unbelievable pleasure. "AHHHH" she screamed as Max's tongue glided along her erect clitoris, causing her entire body to jump with pleasure, as though a bolt of lightning had struck her. Max paused a moment, her scream jolting him for a second. "D, don't stop," she whimpered out in between gasps of air, biting her lip from the astounding level of pleasure that half a moment elicited. Max continued, each slow stroke of the tongue making Miriya yelp out with pleasure inconceivable. Max moved with the dexterity of a fighter pilot, moving in on his target, delivering his payload then moving out. Except now his target was her lignified button, and his tongue was his payload. To Miriya every inhale was short and every exhale was a cry of pleasure as Max continued, rhythmically licking on her hard, highly sensitive clit. Miriya could feel herself building towards something, but she had no idea what. She continued to moan and moan, feeling like a wave that was about to crest, but what it was going to crest into she did not know. "Oh, oh, oh" she cried as instead of licking, this time Max sucked on her pleasure tormented body. Miriya screamed, feeling as Max's lip and tongue worked together, anguishing her with excruciating pleasure. Unexpectedly she cried out as her body spasmed with pleasure, making her body shake with her very first orgasm. Her breathing was fast, short breaths, completely out of control as every millimeter of her being was set afire with a roaring fire of pleasure, every second an eternity of unadulterated bliss. Throughout the entire orgasm, Max's face was covered with her sweet, sticky virginal vaginal juices, and yet he did not pause for a moment eating up every small drop that came forth. Miriya felt her climax reach it's end, she tried to catch her breath as her body returned to normal. Looking down to her husband, she noticed two things. First, that the blue headed ace had the biggest smile on his face, and second that he seemed to have something in his pants. Crawling over to him, she unzipped his pants, surprised at the organ that popped out. Looking over, it was something she had never known about. She looked up at her husband with a look of puzzlement on her face. "It's, it's my penis" he said a bit sheepishly. "It's what I have there instead of what you do" "What do you use it for?" she asked, though it sounded more like a demand. "Yeah, if someone were to, well, uh…" he said, scratching the dyed blue hair on his head. "If someone were to…suck…it" he said, his face turning red. "B, but you, you don't have to worry about that!" he said quickly, perhaps too quickly. "You think I can't?" she "N-no, it's not that, it's just—" "Just what?" she said impatiently "Just that,I didn't want to…imply that you….you had to" "You think I can't?" she asked "No, I mean--" he started, trapping himself in his own worlds. "Just watch me" she said, her warrior instincts kicking in ready for a challenge. Placing her hands around his pants, she unbuttoned them, letting gravity do the work for her. Grabbing the shaft of his member, she examined it. The organ itself seemed to be simple, nine inches on the shaft, another inch on the purple top, about an inch and a half wide with a large vein running on its underside. Opening her luscious lips, she lowered it, bringing in the first couple inches of his purple headed warrior into her virgin mouth. Max's mouth moved without sound as he tried to contain a loud groan. Miriya continued to push more of his cock into her mouth, doing her best to fight the gag reflex. She could feel his heartbeat through his member, and she could feel it start to pick up it's pace incredibly. At five inches, Miriya could fit no more down her eager jaws; her mouth simply could take down no more. Instead of giving up just then, she began to move her head up and down, sucking on his cock intently. Max thought he was going insane with pleasure, watching the woman he loved with his ten inch schlong halfway within her lips. As she continued to suck, Max removed his shirt, tossing the useless garment behind him. Miriya began to increase her pace, her mouth being accustomed to the size of his member and its constant movement within. Max could feel his balls tingle, and he knew that his climax was coming. Before he had the change to tell Miriya his first squirt of high protein shot out. Miriya instinctively pulled her head back as a second shot came flying out in her mouth before it was out. Miriya was surprised at what came out of his member as he continued to orgasm. It was a white sticky fluid with a salty taste. It wasn't the taste of the stuff that made her pull his member out, it was the sheer fact that she didn't know what was happening that made her. "Sorry" Max said sheepishly, ashamed he couldn't control himself in time. "It's, it's alright" she said, determined to gain a victory by not being set back by him. "Is, is there anything else that, that husband and wife do" she said, pausing a moment " for pleasure?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. "Yeah" he said, thinking about how to penetrate his new wife. His member, he knew, was large, and her virgin body might not be enough to take it in. "Lie down" he said, watching the sweating naked form of his lover lie back, his member inflating again. "For humans" he said, cautiously choosing his words so as not to make another mistake, "We have sex by" he paused, trying to think for the life of him any other word that could possibly work, but couldn't "penetration" "You mean that" she said, pointing at his ten inch member standing "Inside me?" she asked in disbelief. "Well, we don't have t—" he started, interrupted a moment later. "Wait a moment, you are sure about this?" "Positive" he said firmly, trying to sound absolute. *Put that in me?!?* Miriya thought skeptically. His member was large, how could it possibly fit in her? But if that was how humans had sex, how could she, a Zentraedi, not be expected to do what humans did. *No* she thought, *I can't suffer defeat like this, without even trying* "If you are sure" she said, her skepticism in her voice "Then by all means" Max walked over, half unsure of what to do, but as the veins of all mankind coursed through his blood, there wasn't a chance in hell he was not going to at least try. Max brought his member at the opening of her womanhood, trying his best to get enough of her womanly dew to help lubricate him before trying what he was about to do. Gathering up all his strength and his tact, he slowly pressed forward, against heavy opposition, to attempt to inch himself in, whether it took ten minutes or ten hours. Pushing forward, it was all he could do to maintain a steady forward thrust without pushing too hard. Suddenly, three inches in he came to an obstruction. "Miriya, this is your hymen" he said, trying to sound reassuring but not demeaning. "I have to break this to continue, but it will no doubt hurt, are you ready?" he asked, fearful of the potential results. "Do what you must" she said, expecting only a continuation of the small pain she was experiencing. As he thrust forth, she found she was quite wrong. "OWWW!" Max yelled as Miriya instinctively decked him, hitting him right in the nose, sending him flying back off the bed. "Oh Max, I didn't mean to hit you, but when it hurt I didn't think and I just, just hit you" "It's, it's alright" he said, rubbing his nose "I don't think it's broken" "Are you alright enough to continue?" she asked, showing the genuine emotions of sympathy and sorrow. "I'll manage" he said with a smile. Lying back on the bed, Max returned to the same position. Again pushing into her, this time the initial pain was replaced to Miriya by pleasure. Max continued, pushing past her now popped cherry, continuing to push more of his ten inch cock into her pussy. Miriya moaned as more and more of his cock disappeared into her virgin tight body. The pain was there, but the pleasure was clearly winning out as at first three, then four, five, six inches disappeared into her womanhood. Max continued, slowing his pace down somewhat as his seventh inch penetrated her. By now Miriya could feel the pain, but she wasn't going to accept taking a loss, not when she had gone this far. As he went on, he began to pull out a little then press onward, to gather up speed and to try to help make it easier for him and better for her as each stroke helped lubricate her further. As Max continued, he brought his lips to her breasts, eagerly sucking on her magnificent globes as he continued against her virginally tight passage. As he fought for every gain, Miriya could feel every small moment, every bump and ridge on his member as he continued, finally bringing all ten inches deep inside of her. Miriya moaned as she felt all ten inches inside of her, she felt as though she was filled completely. She felt as Max began to fuck her, slowly setting up a slow, steady pace, removing and reinserting slowly, against her tight fighter body as he continued. As Max continued to slowly build up steam, Miriya could feel her body begin to yield to his continuous action, slowly giving way to his member as he continued to speed up. She felt the pleasure once again, this time it seemed stronger as the pleasure was coming from deep inside rather than outside. With each stroke forward she could feel the pleasure begin to build once more. With each pace she could feel it building, slowly at first but as he continued her pleasure began to multiply cumulatively, each stroke seeming to send bolts of pleasure right down to the very bone. "Oh" she moaned, feeling Max's thrusts building momentum. When at first he would take moments before a thrust, now she could feel his pace increasing to once a second and increasing. She no longer felt an ounce of pain, her body reacting to his thrusts, each one causing her to moan, each one bringing her nearer and nearer to orgasm. Max moved his hands onto either one of the globes on her backside, using them to support his inward drives. With the added support, he continued his actions unabated.With each powerful lunge he heard Miriya cry out in pleasure, her head writhing to either side in pleasure. She was in rapture; every ounce of her being was consumed by an overwhelming state of ecstasy. Each thrust inward was like a wave brought to the shore, each thrust outward like the tide pulling back the sea. She lost herself in the pleasure, her mind wrought with emotion, bringing her in such throes of passion and pleasure that she never thought conceivable. Every impulse in her brain was carrying pleasure extreme. Max quickened his pace, he knew that his body was ready to climax. Struggling to think of anything possible to slow down his climax, he was unable to find anything to help him as he groaned aloud, shooting his wad of semen deep in her belly. Feeling the sensation of his hot cum Miriya cried out in pleasure, brought out by an orgasm of her own. She felt herself lose control of her body, her entire body a quivering mass of of pleasure. Minutes passed on, and still Miriya continued her climax, her body wriggling uncontrollably. Max felt as she slowed down, coming to a stop moments later, her body covered in sweat and her hair a tangled green mess. Looking up at her husband, a smile of satisfaction formed over her face. Pulling out with an audible pop, Max lied down next to his wife. "Done so soon?" she asked, with a streak of competition in her voice. "S-so soon?" he said, returning her question in kind. "You said humans have sex by penetration" "Y-yes, we do" he said, his mind perplexed by what she was saying. "Then you are ending this rather prematurely" she said, the streak of competition now seemed like an outright dare. Perplexed by what she meant, Max racked his brain trying desperately to understand what she meant. *I said sex by penetration, but we had sex, I penetrated her, what else is she talking about. Sex by penetration, wait, she can't possibly mean…* "Y-you mean anal sex?!?" he asked, surprised not only by the request in and of itself but also by the expectance of it from the woman that an hour ago did not rightly know the significance of kissing. "Well, if you aren't up to it" she said, calling him out, "I suppose you don't have to" Hoping it would work, she wanted to prove to him that she was ready for anything being human was, including these late night pleasure sessions humans enjoyed so much. "It, it's not that" he said, knowing he was going to fall over his own words. "Then what, do you not find me attractive enough?" she asked, knowing it wasn't true but baiting him further. Pausing a moment, staring into her beautiful green eyes, he finally realized that there was no way of him winning this argument that wasn't going to include anal sex, and the sheer thought of having sex with her virgin ass was more than enough to entice him. Resigning to his fate he stood up once again. "Get on your stomach" he said, preparing for what was to come. Opening her legs, he covered his member in her warm juices, coating his member then pressing it at the puckered pink entrance to her virgin asshole. After doing this five times, he felt it was properly lubricated for him to begin. "This will no doubt hurt a great bit" he said, bringing the purple head of his throbbing cock to the tight entrance to her vestal anus. Using one hand on either side of her well toned buttocks to try to spread her as far apart as possible without hurting her, Max pressed in with everything he had, his body barely being able to push his head and some before she once again instinctively struck back, trying to hit him at the first sense of pain. Luckily, Max knew enough to duck, and was lucky enough to barely miss her hand. "Anticipated my move" she said, muttering to herself "No wonder he beat me" Max continued pressing in towards her tight anal passage, struggling for every inch. Her body was unprepared for anything like this, and as such Miriya found herself having to fight her body's natural urge to try to resist his intrusions. Miriya bit her lip, determined to get through the pain and prove herself as a human and as a wife. Still, the sheer size and girth of his member was enough to cause even the strongest of women to feel pain, and Miriya was like no other in that regard. Rolling the sheets with her hands into a fist, she tried not to yell as Max continued, pressing in the first four inches of his member. From then on in she knew this would be only more of the same. She continued to bite her lip, stopping when she tasted blood. Max moved his hands downward, cupping her breasts and tweaking her nipples as he continued pushing more and more of his cock into her inexperienced asshole. As he continued to push in, he began laying small kisses on her neck, leading up to her ear as he began to nibble gently, trying to elicit as much pleasure as he could to counteract the pain caused by fucking her ass senseless. Miriya moaned in pleasure as she felt the pain continue, Max now had six inches buried in her bunghole and four more along the way. She felt as though she was overflowed, his cock seemed even larger than when it had been in her pussy. Each thrust forward concerned Max in a way he had never been concerned before. While he had not outright asked to fuck her ass, he took the opportunity, but now he was worried that he may hurt her somewhat from inserting so large an object so far up her chaste ass. He continued nonetheless, believing that if she did not want this then she would not ask for it. Her body was accepting it, despite her inexperience with any such, was slowly taking his cock in, he now had almost eight inches of his member deep down in her rectum. The last two inches proved to be the hardest, as at each millimeter he body was not cooperating. Using every last ounce of strength in him he pressed on, being as gently as he could without giving into her body's unhelpful insistence. Miriya felt a great sense of accomplishment as she felt Max's inward thrusts end. She had proven she could do it. Max began to slowly fuck her, only able to move half an inch at first as her almost impossibly tight body fought every motion. Determined in his resolve, he worked his way in and out, feeling her body react to his motion. Miriya could feel the pain pass as before, yet the pain would not go away as fast, nor would her body as quickly accommodate the huge member now occupying her devirginized rectum. Continuing to fuck her, Max was slowly increasing his strides, both in distance and speed. Her body was slow to react to his member, working against his every move yet slowly yielding to his authority in the region. Miriya felt the pain subside, as newer feelings of pleasure took it's place. This was not the same kind of pleasure as before, it was different, stronger in a sense. With every inch she could feel his cock's entire outside, every tiny thing was noticeable to her. The feeling of pleasure was indescribable to her, it was as though his member was casing her pleasure on a level she never knew could exist. Going beyond what she had felt only minutes ago when he had been fucking her pussy, his cock now disappeared into her tight orifice was unimaginable. Feeling her body give way, Max went in for the kill. Speeding up almost exponentially, he also increased the length of his thrust. Pressing his body to the limit, he began to fuck her faster and harder. Miriya responded to this by crying out in pleasure, each drive was bestowing upon her mind fabulous delight as he fucked her raw. Working his way faster and faster into her still tight anal cavity, he felt Miriya's body begin to sway with his, driving his member further into her. Max carried on, encouraged by her actions. Despite already having emptied two loads, he still was ready to cum in his wife's tight bunghole. Biting his lips, he continued his pace, doing everything physically and mentally possible to slow his orgasm. For Miriya, the pleasure was too much, she cried aloud as her most powerful orgasm yet washed over her, her entire body clamping down just as Max pushed his entire length in her. Max grunted loudly before shooting stream after stream of hot white cum deep in his wife's now well fucked asshole. Jet after jet continued to shoot deep into Miriya's bowels, prolonging her orgasm. After over a dozen squirts of hot man jam, Max had nothing left in him. Pausing a minute to wait for Miriya's orgasm to subside, he pulled his gargantuan member out of her anal opening with a loud pop. Lying down next to his wife, a smile the size of which he previously thought impossible was covering his face. Tired out of his mind, he could not help smile as his beloved lie next to him. "This was fun" she said, feeling mix of cum, sweat and saliva run out her body and down her legs. "I can't wait for tomorrow night" she said, giving him a peck on the check before getting ready for the next day. 9 fuggin' pages full of sex, sex, and more sex. A lot of firsts that day, first marriage in space, first marriage between the two races, first oral sex for Miriya, first vaginal sex, first anal sex. Man was that fun or what, we just made history! Hope you liked it Princess, and if not then just blame it on me sucking so bad :p (This file was created by SomeRandomBastard@yahoo.com, so send all flames there. Don't use without permission, and don't claim it's yours. Spread freely as long as this and the disclaimer above as well as the story entirely are untouched, unedited, and worshipped for the holy script they are not.) Critiques, comments, flames, any responses are welcome, if they are pro, then I'll consider making more. Don't be a jerk, send me a simple 2-minute or less message saying, hey, this was good. Thanks. Wow, so hard. http://www.asstr.org/~srb/