http://www.asstr.org/~srb/ Don't read if under 18 or illegal in your little corner of the world, like you'll listen. This should appear only on my website http://www.asstr.org/~srb/ F3, Futanari Palace, Pal's archive site, through Pal's yahoo group, on Pal's Forum... well, it basically should be wherever Pal's stuff is. Also at the Grey Archive, and some other places they might end up, they know who they are. This story contains M/F, oral, first, impreg, and romance. If you don't swing that way, stop reading. This is a PARODY, PARODY, PARODY; I don't own any of the characters, just "borrowing" them for the sake of the story. I AM USING WITHOUT PERMISSION OF BLACK ISLE, BIOWARE, WIZARDS OF THE COASTS, or another subsidiaries I am currently not aware of. So don't sue me. Please, I only have a computer and one of those toy dogs that bounce their heads up and down, it isn't worth it. Alright, this one needs a bit of explanation. The game is Baldur's Gate 2, AD&D(Advanced Dungeons and Dragons). This is best described as a second person story, because quite frankly, it would be vain of me to put in my name or any others, and besides of which it would be different from the game to change the perspective. So, every time it will be pronouns, you, he, etc. After that, it's just a typical Baldur's Gate 2 fic. This one is with Aerie, the lovely winged elf of the Avariel, the prize for the good guy for being such a good guy, the romantic love interest for the good class character. By the way, for the record, the assumption is that your main character is some sort of fighter type person. Also I am putting in Jaheira and Minsc in the story because I figure they are fairly standard characters, and if nothing else I use them so I know them fairly well. "You have been waylaid by enemies and must defend yourself" * denotes thought "Aerie look out!" you yell at the elf, dashing in front of her as a ruffian tries to land a kill blow. Absorbing most of the damage, you find your hit points fall dramatically. "Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes, RRRAGHRRAH!" screams out the mighty berserker Minsc as he buries his sword deep into the hooligan's back, instantly killing the poor bastard. "You would do best to be careful" Jaheira said, scolding the elf once more "To stay away from the front of the battle. This time you were lucky" "I know that Jaheira!" Aerie snapped. "Then show it child" Jaheira said "I think we could all do best in a nice comfortable room for the night" you say, feeling the palpable tension in the air. Perhaps the recent trip against Lord Jierdon Firkraag was still putting a lot of unnecessary tension on them, especially considering it had been days since a nice peaceful rest in a warm comfortable bed with a few rounds of ale. "Aye, Boo is getting a wee bit tired, we have kicked many butts for goodness today," Minsc said, petting his miniature giant space hamster that did, amazingly, seem a little bit rattled. Whether that was from Minsc petting it now you can't be sure. You have traveled for 20 hours "Here we are, the Seven Vails, let's get a room" you say, walking in front of the inn. "I am going to rest, it has been ages since I've had a comfortable bed" Jaheira said. "I think I'll order a drink" you say. "Then you'll have the pleasure of sharing a round with Minsc and Boo!" Minsc shouts, much to the dismay of the surrounding patrons. Giggling, Aerie said "Minsc, try to keep your voice down a little" "Alright, I'll go get the drinks, would you like anything Aerie?" "Sure, I'll drink with you" she said. The party loses 28 gold. "Here we are, some ale for me and Minsc, and for Aerie I got you some Elven wine" you say, placing each glass according to who is drinking. "What's the problem with Jaheira lately?" "She is still grieving her husband" you say, drinking down a mouthful of ale. "To lose someone so close! It would be like Boo losing Minsc!" Minsc said. "But why does she seem to take it out on me? She doesn't take it out on either of you, or anyone else we meet. It's not fair!" "Perhaps not, however life isn't fair" "I know" Aerie mumbled, thinking about how upset she was before when she found out she could never grow her wings back. "Ohh, this ale must have gotten Boo too tired, I must see him to bed" "Goodnight Minsc" you say "You too Boo, sleep well" "Don't stay up too late my witch" Minsc said, before heading up to bed. "He's such a character" "Him? Yeah, sometimes I'm not sure whether he belongs in a nuthouse or in the hall of records back in Candlekeep" you say, referring back to your home. "Candlekeep, that's your birthplace, right?" "Not my birthplace, but it was where I grew up all my life, until I became an adventurer" you say. "Don't you ever want to go back, see the people you grew up with and live a peaceful life, some day after this?" "There's nothing more that I would like to do than live a life of peace. Unfortunately, I don't think my lineage will allow it. And besides, while I don't enjoy running around in the mud to fight scores of ogres, I do cherish times like this, when I can have a drink with good friends and relax" "That's interesting, because every day since my wings were cut off, I could dream of nothing more than going back to my people, to return to the life I should have by birth" she says, drinking more of the wine. "You can't live in the past" you say. "I suppose not, but still, there is so much to lose in adventuring. We could die today in a barfight, or from a trap laid a hundred years ago!" "Yes, we may very well die in any number of ways. But there's more to the road than just fights, traps, gold, and experience" you say "Such as…" "Such as…companionship?" "Yes" you say, feeling your face redden. "Let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late" "Alright Aerie" "Ever since you saved me and my uncle Quayle, you've been so nice to me. I think—" "Think that maybe I feel the same for you as you do for me?" you say, cutting her off. After a moment of silence, you say "I do Aerie, I do" "We may very well die tomorrow" she said, looking straight into your eyes, "Perhaps we should enjoy…tonight?" "It would be a distinct delight to spend the night with you" you say, watching as she finished her drink. "Shall we retire upstairs; I'll go get us a private room" "Yes, that would be appropriate, I'll be up there shortly" she said. The party loses 16 gold. "Come in" you say, after hearing two knocks on the door. Aerie comes in, the beautiful blond elf seemed to have a worried look on her face. "What's wrong Aerie?" "I, I have never, never done…this, before" "You needn't worry" you say, trying to reassure her. Closing the door, you walk up behind her, facing her back, happy you had time to change out of your armor and into a tunic and shirt. "I'll be gentle" you say, remembering stories regarding elves and their proportions. Slowly removing her robe, you feel her apprehension, undoubtedly because of the scars left over from her wings being brutally cut off. As you lay soft kisses over her slender shoulders you slowly remove her clothing, allowing them to fall downward. "No!" she said, spinning around quickly, to your amazement "I, I…" she said, with a sob. "What Aerie? If you want to stop I'll stop now" you say, unsure of this sudden change. "No, I just, I just don't want you to see how ugly my wings are!" she said, her fair voice now wracked with a foul streak from her feelings. "Shh, now you needn't cry" you say, trying to console her "You are a beautiful person, and that's not just your face, or your body, it's inside, inside is where you are the most beautiful" "You, you've always been so kind to me" she said in a half sob "I am sorry, I should never have done that, I was, I was afraid of, of what you'd think" "Relax," you say, laying a small kiss on the elf's lips, "and just enjoy," you say, kissing her again. This time, she kisses back, her warm sultry mouth pressed against yours. Opening your mouth, her small, swift tongue and yours intertwine. "Mmm", a gentle moan escapes her lips as you reach down with your right hand, grabbing one of her small, petite breasts, massaging the elf's very sensitive nipples. Nibbling on her long, sensitive elongated elf ears, you continue to please her breasts. Whimpering euphorically, you use your other hand to support her body weight as you feel her getting weak in the knees. Letting your tongue leave your lips, you taste the tender flesh behind her ear. "Oh yes!" she yelled out "Don't stop!" Of course, you comply, switching to her other breasts, feeling the firm, small mound with its hard nub pointing outward. Rubbing your finger rhythmically, each clockwise circle begetting a rhythmic moan, each getting cumulatively louder, you move your head, giving her other ear the same pleasure. As you try moving your tongue down towards her neck, she follows your movements down, trying her best to keep you were you are. Feeling how hard her nipples are, you move your head down to her nipple. Taking it into your mouth, your tongue begins teasing her. "OOH" she cries, throwing her blond head of hair back, arching her body and sending more of her breasts, aching with pleasure into your mouth. You continue your treatment on her tit as her body begins to quiver. To Aerie every breath, every movement, every moment was intoxicating. Every flick of the tongue was like a wave of pleasure, cresting and ending with the next, all in a never ending ocean of pleasure that was enveloping her. Whenever she was with anyone before she met you, they would gawk and stare some would be mean and throw things at her, still others not as outright rude managed to attain the same level of disgust merely by their look. Yet with you Aerie was experiencing her first moment of true, real happiness. As you continue to suck on her bantam breasts, her pace quickens and her breaths shorten. You feel her heart race through her breasts, and it continues to build up speed with every minute. "Oh, oh my!" she said. Then she yelled loudly, something in Elvish, which you could neither comprehend nor make out completely. Resigning to completing the job at work, you continue suckling on her breasts, like a child starving for mother's milk. Surprising you for a moment, she completely loses her balance, nearly making the both of you fall. Luckily you were there to support her, your leg stopping hers from falling out under her. As the inside of her legs touch yours, you are amazed to find she's already climaxed from a titgasm. You hear her breathing begin to return to normal, and you look up to see her staring down at you, the biggest smile you ever saw from her on her face. "Let's go to the bed" she says, wrapping her thin arms around you. "Let's, let's go on the bed" you say, amazed at her sexual sensitivity. You pick up her light frame, she couldn't weigh more than a hundred and fifty soaking wet. Gently setting her down on the bed, you remove your tunic and pants. As you look on the naked for of Aerie, you cannot help but pause a moment and imbibe the treat for your eyes. Sitting there on the bed, her legs wide open and her breasts still covered with your saliva she is sitting, waiting quite patiently for you. Her hair and body are beginning to sweat, and whether it is from the ale, the lack of sleep, or herself, you can't help but take delight at her nakedness. Suddenly your concentration is broke as you hear the sound of snapping fingers. "Are, are you alright?" Shaking your head, you acknowledge her with a nod before crawling onto the bed, in the beauteous valley in betwixt her legs. Using your hands, you spread her tiny labia to open the chest for your prize. And yet you are amazed to find that she has a smooth, hairless womanhood. Taking a closer glance provides to you that her vagina is perhaps half the size of a virgin woman's, and from the look much more sensitive, he was sure he could see her Lilliputian clitoris fully erect, waiting for him like the authorized contact to her twat. Stepping into action, you hold her pussy lips to the side, gently gliding your tongue along the outline to her slit. Much to your surprise, the juice emanating from her womanhood was sweet tasting, like some sort of exotic honey or juice. You feel her body begin to quiver once more, this time you feel her muscles begin to tense and relax with each flick of the tongue. Bringing your tongue in for a second, you make a full out frontal assault to her clitoris. The instant you tongue her sensitive clitty, she bursts out in an explosion of elven girl cum. Eating every drop you can, you feel as Aerie begins to go into convulsion-like spasms of pleasure. You feel her begin to slow down, her orgasm you infer has subsided. Returning to the matter at hand, you give her clit more oral attention. Rubbing your taste buds against her thin skinned clit made her moan like a machine gun going off. Taking your pinky finger, you ever so gently insert it to her super sensitive slit, pausing a moment to hear whether it would be met with a moan of delight or a groan of pain. The sound you hear could be best described as a slight discomfort underscored by a symphony of pleasure. Slowly using your pinky as a phallic object, you continue to pinky fuck her. You are surprised, even knowing the stories regarding the extreme tightness of elves, you never thought she would be this tight. It is a constant battle for you to press your pinky on, each forward thrust met with heavy resistance, every millimeter you make a war of attrition. Suddenly you feel her body tighten around your pinky, as to your amazement she had another orgasm. After her initial climax, you feel her vaginal muscles relax. Removing your pinky, you try to finger fuck her again, this time with your middle finger. Trying to get as much in before her orgasm subsides, you manage to get it halfway in when you feel something in the way, impeding your groove. *She still has her hymen. Oh shit, this is gonna hurt. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit* you think, trying to formulate a plan that will limit the pain she feels. Acknowledging there is no easy way to do this, you say to her, "Aerie?" "Y-y-y-yes?" she said, her mind inebriated by alcohol and pleasure, mostly pleasure. "This, this is going to hurt, I have to break your cherry" you say with a gulp, not sure of what the response will be. Grabbing the blankets of the bedding, she bit her lip and weakly said "O-ok, if you're sure" As you press your finger forward, you hear the loud shriek of torment blare out of Aerie's mouth. Covering it with her hands, you are surprised someone hasn't come up to see what was the matter. Deciding to try to counter act the pain, you bring your tongue out once more, slowly massaging the little nub that is her clit. After a couple minutes of this, you notice her muffled groans of pain become muffled moans of pleasure. Continuing to finger fuck her, you are surprised to find she is somewhat used to the length and girth of your finger. *Now only if that was my cock* you think. Inserting a second finger into her brought about a mewl response. As you slowly work your forefinger inside, you can't help but wonder how much longer it will be until you officially become a Smurf, your balls have become so blue. After what seems like ages of hard work and persistence, you finally get both fingers in her. Deciding it's time, you remove her fingers. She stares at you for a moment, a puzzled look on her face as her eyes, a bit glossy from orgasm after orgasm, stare at you a moment. You stand up, your seven inch cock is now nearly bursting to ravish her. Placing the tip of your member at her very narrow opening, you use every ounce of dexterity you can to try to get enough to get it in but not hurt her. Adventurers luck. Half a second later she let's out a bloodcurdling scream that would bring the dead back to life, deafen them, then put them back to death. Luckily, she had the forethought to put a pillow to her head, helping to deafen the scream somewhat. Looking down you see you have the cock head and almost a whole inch buried in her vice-grip tight pussy. Lying there for a minute, you wait until she stops. When she does, she takes the pillow away from her face, and looks at you, her pearly white teeth biting her lip. Giving you a nod, you slowly, very slowly, agonizingly slowly, abominably slowly, atrociously slowly, deplorably slowly, distressingly slowly, frightfully slowly, hopelessly slowly, lamentably slowly, painfully slowly, severely slowly, terribly slowly, unbearably slowly, a little bit of just plain slowly, and then once more from the beginning for good measure. And that was to get the second inch in. *Four more left, only four more left* you think, with a sigh. "C-come here" she said, waving you towards her face. Embracing you with a French kiss, she wraps her legs around yours, then forces her body down, pushing in the remaining for inches. Screaming bloody murder in your mouth, you are surprised at the act she just made. A minute later she breaks off the embrace, saying "You, you looked like, like you, you weren't, weren't having fun" she said with a smile to show she was good. Being mindful of the sacrifice she just did for you, you slowly begin to thrust outward and inward, the force of her muscles astounding you. *If she had these kinds of muscles in her arms, should could probably beat up Minsc* you think *and give a killer hand job* As you continue to fuck her, you decide to give some attention elsewhere. Taking one of her breasts in your mouth once more, you begin to suck rhythmically with your thrusts. Her body almost instantly responded, he could feel as she was no doubt gearing up for another orgasm, what number that was you couldn't count anymore. "MMM" she cried out, yet another climax, this time once again clamping her muscles down. Luckily for you, however, the fluid helps lubricate her. Continuing your dangerous quest, you do your best to continue, and after the time and effort, she is now finally slackened enough to at least be capable of fucking. "Mm, oh, yes, oh, oh my" she moaned with each thrust. Knowing you have next to no time left until you finally cum, you French kiss the elven beauty the instant you cum, blowing your wad of snowy bullets of love deep inside her. Crying out as she experienced another orgasm, this time she clamped on you just as you shot, making her orgasm that much stronger and yours that much better. Incapable of movement, your entire load is blow deep into her pussy, as her entire body is deep in strong convulsions of pleasure. Minutes later her body collapses from exhaustion, releasing you from her grip. Falling asleep next to her, you find yourself thinking *Damn I should have quicksaved before this so I could go back, I wonder if I still have the autosave* SomeRandomBastard has gained 38500 quest Experience Points. Aerie has gained 38500 quest Experience Points. That, as they say, is that. Damn this went longer, but I hate those fics that have Elves that can take on gargantuan proportions with relative ease. Well, hope you like it, I had fun, haven't seen many BG2 fics, or any really, so I figure it will be a good thing for those who want to see them like me. (This file was created by SomeRandomBastard@yahoo.com, so send all flames there. Don't use without permission, and don't claim it's yours. Spread freely as long as this and the disclaimer above as well as the story entirely are untouched, unedited, and worshipped for the holy script they are not.) 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