http://www.asstr.org/~srb/ Don't read if under 18 or illegal in your little corner of the world, like you'll listen. This should appear only on my website http://www.asstr.org/~srb/ F3, Futanari Palace, Pal's archive site, through Pal's yahoo group, on Pal's Forum... well, it basically should be wherever Pal's stuff is. Also at the Grey Archive, and some other places they might end up, they know who they are. This story contains M/F, oral, anal, and romance. If you don't swing that way, stop reading. This is a PARODY, PARODY, PARODY; I don't own any of the characters, just "borrowing" them for the sake of the story. I AM USING WITHOUT PERMISSION OF SQUARESOFT, either of North America, Europe, or Japan, or another subsidiaries I am currently not aware of. So don't sue me. Please, I only have a computer and one of those toy dogs that bounce their heads up and down, it isn't worth it. Quick fic. She speaks Al Bhed. No plot, just sex. Enjoy. "Gratitude" * denotes thought <> denotes translation "Hey Tidus, think of anything?" Rikku asked, in her usual bouncy lighthearted voice as she burst into his room without knocking. Tidus let out a sigh and said "No, nothing yet" "Well we gotta think of something or else Yunie is gonna die!" "I know, I know, but everything I think of just won't work. I've tried everything I can, I've gone through every angle a hundred times over, I've asked everyone I've met for help. I've even tried asking Auron, but there just doesn't seem to be a way to save her." "You've gotta learn to calm down, you're way too tense. You're not gonna be able to help Yunie if you are too stressed out!" she said, her bubblegum pop voice seemed weird giving advice. "Maybe you're right. I just can't seem to get a good night of sleep lately." He said, sitting down on the corner of his bed. Tidus sighed as rubbed his forehead. Suddenly he heard the sound of coin falling. "Darn it!" Rikku said, trying to pick up the coins she dropped. As she bent over to reach for the coins, Tidus could help but stare at her rotund backside. "Oh, don't look at me, you pervert!" she said, trying to cover up her bum with one hand while the other tried to gather the coins. "Hey, can't blame a guy for enjoying the view, can you?" he said with a shrug. "Stop being such a sicko!" She said, moving awkwardly as she tried to scoop the coins with one hand. "Hey, there's nothing wrong with looking at a beautiful woman every now and again" Tidus said, scratching his head. "You-you think I'm pretty?" Rikku said, looking back at Tidus from the corner of her eye. "Weh, well yeah Rikku" Tidus said, unsure of where this was going to lead him. "You know, you're the first person to tell me that" Rikku said "Ever since I left the Al Bhed" "How can that be?" "Most people, when they find out who I am freak out. Even some of the people here freak out. I suppose most of them have gotten better, but I don't think I'd be here if it weren't for you!" she said. "Thanks, but you can't give me all that credit, all I did was convince them to give you a shot, but you proved yourself. Even to Wakka!" "Why did you fight so hard for me anyways? You really went to bat for me…" "I dunno, maybe it was because you saved my life, and I owed you from that. Maybe I just thought you would be a good addition to the group, or maybe…" "Maybe?" she said, her eyes widening. "Maybe I thought you were in the same boat I was. Trapped in a foreign place, with no one to call a friend and even less to help you to understand. Living in a place that is completely alien with nothing to go by but the charity of others." "You, you really cared about me, didn't you?" Tidus sighed and said "Yeah" "Just like how you cared about Yunie, you really want to help people, huh?" "I try to, but I can't help thinking it's all for nothing if we don't find a way to beat Sin, because I won't let Yuna die" "How do you do it though? Just go on, helping and helping people while you have your own troubles?" "You just try is all" "I wish I had a way to repay you for all you've done" "Your gratitude is more than enough, and it's all I can expect out of a friend like you" "Tidus, before when you said you thought I was pretty, were you telling me the truth, or were you just trying to spare my feelings?" she said, moving towards Tidus slowly. "Of course your pretty, any guy with half a-" he stopped a second, as Rikku stopped literally inches from him "Half a mind would be crazy not to think so" "Any guy…" she said, bending down until her face met his "…with half a mind?" she said, kissing him on the mouth. Taken aback by the sudden turn of events, Tidus nearly completely freaked out. "Tidus, you have half a mind, right?" she said, embracing once more. "Rikku, I don't think—" he said, breaking away from her kiss for only a second. "Tidus, don't think. Just let me try to give you my gratitude" Torn between his physical desire and his personal preservations, Tidus felt like a deer in headlights. *Well maybe she just wants to make ou- Oh my god, is her hand where I think it is?* Tidus said as he felt Rikku's small dainty hand on his semi hard member. "Rikku, no, I can't" he said, trying with his last bit of resistance left in him to stop her. "Shh, I want to thank you…the only way I can" she said, pressing her tongue into Tidus' open mouth. The last of his resistance defeated, he gave in to the delights of physical pleasure as he and Rikku French kissed. Breaking away from their passionate kiss for a moment, Rikku stepped back. Thinking that she was perhaps changing her mind, Tidus was unsure of how to react. Then Tidus heard the sound of claps being unbuckled and watched as Rikku's shirt fell down, revealing a fittingly dainty bra holding back her pert fifteen year old breasts. As she bent down to remove her shorts, Tidus quickly sprang into action, nearly tearing his ridiculous good guy outfit off. When he finished, he looked back at Rikku, he saw her remove her bra as her saucy breasts, no longer held back by the pearly white material fell forward, much to the restrained delight of Tidus. Rikku was standing there, wearing only a small pair of canary colored panties. "Come over here" Tidus said, trying to sound reassuring. Something about how she was standing gave him the impression that she was uncomfortable. "It's…it's just" "Just what?" "It's just that this is my, my first time" "Don't worry about it, I'll be gentle" Tidus said, guiding her to the bed. Kissing her once more, he brought his spiky head down to her breasts. Quivering with anticipation, Rikku's nipples were already fully erect already. Tidus let his tongue out from his mouth, darting onto her nipples. She let out a low moan of pleasure as her body jerked ever so slightly in pleasure. Deciding that her nipples were already well prepared, his focused his attention south of the border. As he moved down in between her legs, her flaxen panties barely concealing the growing wetness that was enveloping her. Slowly removing her panties, Tidus was amazed to see that she had literally not a single pubic hair on her body. Stroking her puffy labia lips for a moment, her glided his tongue across the entrance of her slit. Shuddering in pleasure, Rikku cried out a low, throaty moan. Tidus let nothing get in his way as he began to suck the sweet young nectar out of the girl like a bee to a flower. Rikku's mind was afire with pleasure, she had masturbated before but it never felt this good. "UR SO KUT!" Rikku screamed out as Tidus' expert tongue began teasing her erect clitoris. Forming his tongue into a circle, he gently sucked on her clit, feeling her body buckle under the intense pleasure that was she was feeling. As Tidus continued to suck on her clit, she began to massage her own nipples as she felt her orgasm building. As Tidus continued to eat her out, he inserted a finger into her, slowly finger banging the young Al Bhed, listening to every yelp of pleasure that managed to exit her mouth. "UH, YH, E'S KURRA LIS!" she cried out as Tidus inserted a second finger, moving at several fucks per second was too much for her. Tidus could tell as he felt her legs buckle, then suddenly a warm stream of girl cum came floating from her. Standing up, Tidus looked over at Rikku's body, doused in sweat, her bosom bouncing with each heavy pant that came out of her mouth."Th, that was amazing!" she said. She sat up, and in doing so noticed Tidus' flagpole at full staff. Without saying a word she moved over towards his penis, staring at it intently for some time, examining it as though it were some new tool she had yet to find out how to use it properly. Taking out her hand, she touched it for a second, lightly, surprised at the heat being put off by it. Moving her hand out, she cupped her hand in a circle and began to awkwardly and slowly jerk Tidus off, her delicate hands made Tidus' seven inch member seem larger. "H-how is this going to fit inside me?" she asked, feeling the shaft of Tidus' member. "It will fit, just as long as we lubricate it." "You mean like this?" she said, licking the head of his penis. Tidus let out a deep groan that made Rikku jump back. "Sorry" he said, scratching the back of his head. She came back, her tongue cautiously circling the tip of his penis.With remarkable restraint on the part of Tidus, she slowly became comfortable with his member. Then she decided to try something different. Positioning her lips in an "O" configuration, she brought her lips around Tidus' member, swallowing the head of him with her first movement. Trying to be careful with regards to her teeth, she tried to get as much of his member inside her mouth as she could. Tidus was surprised at the young girl as she pushed more and more of his member into her. At four inches, she could fit no more, even at that point she was fighting her gag reflex as hard as she could. Knowing that she could fit no more, she began to push her head up and down, slowly sucking on Tidus' cock as he stood next to her. Despite her lack of experience, her youthful exuberance helped make up for it. "I think it's time" Tidus said, looking down at the cute fifteen year old face of the girl who was sucking his dick so intently. Lying down on the bed, Tidus brought took her legs and pushed them behind her head, missionary style. Bringing the tip of his head to her narrow opening, Tidus slowly pressed forward. She bit her lip, yet despite that a tiny high pitched yelp escaped as he pushed forward. After only a couple inches, he came to an obtrusion. "This is going to hurt for a little bit, I have to break your hymen, tell me when the pain passes" Tidus said. With a small thrust he pressed into her and stopped. With a deep groan, Rikku's cherry was popped. A minute later, Rikku nodded her head at Tidus, and he continued again, slowly driving his member inside her. Her body was tighter than a vice grip, and hotter than a summer's day. Her cum was the only thing that was allowing Tidus to make even his limited progress. Never the less he continued to push forward, more and more of his cock disappearing into Rikku's devirginized pink slit. Tidus knew it was time for him to hurry up. With a grunt he pushed in the last inch and a half into her. Rikku looked down, amazed she was able to take all seven inches in her. He began to pull out, his movements causing Rikku to moan, this time in pleasure. As he continued to fuck her, she could feel her body responding accordingly. With each bang she felt her entire body shocked with bolts of electric pleasure. With each thrust forward her breath was forced out, causing her tits to bounce every time. Tidus continued speeding up, his thrusts rubbing tightly against the walls of her love canal. Rikku began high pitched cries of pleasure with each push inward. Every muscle in her body was racked with pleasure as he continued. Faster and faster he went, his prick banging her once a second and faster. She cried out in pleasure, "VILG SA! RYNTAN! VACCDAN VILG SAAAAAAA!" With a loud grunt Tidus blew his load like a fire hose in the young girl's tender love box. Stream after stream of hot non-dairy creamer shot into her tight pussy. Rikku screamed as her body was plunged into the highest heights of pleasure she ever experienced. Every inch of her body was alive with delight as the strongest orgasm she had washed over her body. She felt herself being pumped full of his man jam, the thought of him blowing his wad deep inside of her turned her on that much. Tidus emitted a final grunt before pulling out. Rikku felt the saucy mix of sweat, saliva, and cum dribble out of her well fucked pussy. Without any energy left, she passed out on the bed, her mind and body well worked out. The next morning, Rikku woke up next to Tidus, his muscle bound arms holding her close. "Tidus?" "Yeah Rikku?" "I think I'm gonna have to show you my gratitude again real soon" That, as they quite often say, is that. 1 day, 4.5 pages o sex. Whee. Email good, feedback good, no email and no feedback make SRB go crazy. (This file was created by SomeRandomBastard@yahoo.com, so send all flames there. Don't use without permission, and don't claim it's yours. Spread freely as long as this and the disclaimer above as well as the story entirely are untouched, unedited, and worshipped for the holy script they are not.) 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