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Someone took a camcorder to a zoo during zebra breeding season, and this is the result. I just added this tape in October 1998, so I don't have a table of contents for it yet. It does have several highly explicit mating scenes, including close-ups, along with urination, defecation, and close-ups of erect penises and vulvas (winking and otherwise). Low-quality excerpts have been circulating (without the videographer's consent) for years, but I now have permission to sell copies made directly from the VHS master, so the video quality is excellent. Since the filmmaker gets most of the money from these videos, I may have to raise the price to $30 to make it worth my while. Get them now while they're $25. :)

P.S. There is no soundtrack to this video, and yes, the video does end in the middle of a copulation scene: the camcorder tape was over two hours, but the VHS master wasn't. I hope to remedy this shortly.

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Videos: Animals #1 | Animals #2 | Animals #3 | Animals #4 | Animals #5 | Comme des Betes | Animal Husbandry | Zebras