"Animal Husbandry"

133 minutes, $25.00

I am very pleased to finally be able to offer this footage, which comes from various training videos {TV} or private footage {PF} of semen collection and animal breeding. It is second only to Comme des Betes in explicitness, though it is limited in the number of species it depicts. The letters in brackets {A-D} represent the video quality (A is best); the numbers {1-4} are the explicitness (1 is most explicit). All segments are in color and have clear narration unless otherwise noted. This video will be shipped on a T-160 tape, because it's just over two hours.

Time              Subject
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0:00:00-0:05:13...Semen collection from boars. {TV/B/1-2}

   A pink boar's scrotum is examined, his preputial hairs are trimmed, and 
   his sheath is palpated; he mounts a breeding dummy and his semen is 
   collected with a gloved hand into a beaker. The semen of a black boar is 
   also collected, while he mounts a pink teaser sow.

0:05:18-0:14:40...Semen collection from bulls. {TV/B-C/1-2}

   Examination and extrusion of penis; discussion of various penile 
   abnormalities; palpation, examination and measurement of scrotum; rectal 
   examination; collecting of semen via artificial vagina (using a teaser 
   cow) and via electroejaculation (in a chute). Slightly hissy (but still 
   easily understood) narration.

0:14:43-0:16:54...Semen collection from a bull. {TV/B/1-2}

   Collecting of semen via artificial vagina (using a teaser cow). Two 
   mounting scenes in a breeding chute, with good closeups of penis 
   entering artificial vagina, and urination by the cow.

0:16:56-0:20:43...Semen collection from a bull. {TV/B/1-2}

   Collecting of semen via electroejaculation (in a chute), into a 
   plastic funnel and test-tube. One fuzzy portion early in the segment. 
   [from 18:09 to 18:24]

0:20:49-0:28:00...Semen collection from a black stallion. {TV/B-C/1-2}

   Black stallion mounts a paint mare and is collected in an artificial 
   vagina, but not before getting in a couple unplanned breedings of his 
   own. :) Mare is shown winking clitoris and having tail wrapped, then her 
   genitals and flanks are cleaned prior to being hobbled. After the 
   stallion's genitals are washed, he mounts the mare and his semen is 
   collected. Two collections are shown. Cheesy music soundtrack.

0:28:18-0:30:28...Semen collection from a white Arab stallion. {TV/B-C/1-2}

   Same video as the black stallion. White stud has his genitals cleaned 
   and is introduced to a chestnut mare, which he mounts. Semen is 
   collected in a Missouri A.V.

0:30:30-0:32:03...Semen collection from bay stallion. {TV/C/2}

   A bay stallion, seeing a teaser mare, mounts a dummy and dances around 
   as his semen is collected in an A.V. Next he mounts the dummy and is 
   collected with no mare present. Same video as the previous two segments.

0:32:07-0:33:00...Breeding Soundness Exam of Stallion. {TV/B/1-2}

   Examination of a stallion's genitals, especially the scrotum. Good 
   close-ups.

0:33:07-0:34:05...Semen collection of bay stallion. {TV/B/2}

   Same video as the BSE above. Bay stallion mounts a bay mare and is 
   collected in an A.V. Post-coital swab is taken from penis.

0:34:08-0:35:56...Semen collection using condom. {TV/C/2}

   Collection of semen from a bay (?) stallion, using a condom. The semen 
   is then filtered and examined in the lab. Slightly fuzzy narration.

0:36:01-0:45:40...Semen collection from gaited stallion. {PF/B/1-2}

   Collection of semen from a gaited horse (saddlebred?) inside a stall, 
   using an A.V. Lots of gel fraction drools from the stallion and the 
   A.V. The same stallion (?) is then collected several times in an indoor 
   arena. On the first collection, the handler forgets the bottle on the 
   A.V., so the semen spills on he ground. During a later collection, the 
   stallion almost falls over while thrusting. The stallion is then 
   collected outside where he is excited enough to start masturbating 
   before the A.V. is in place. Lots of spooge on this one.

0:45:43-0:46:59...Semen collection from zebra. {PF/B/2}

   Dates to March 1987. Collection of semen from a male zebra into an A.V., 
   using a donkey as a teaser mount. Indistinct audio.

0:47:00-0:53:10...Horse semen collection using plastic bag. {PF/B-C/2}

   Dates to March 1987. Collection of semen from one or more stallions, 
   outside a stall and in an arena, using the Modified Gloved Hand Method 
   (also [incorrectly] known as the Crump method), which involves manual 
   masturbation into a plastic bag held by the collector. Indistinct audio.

0:53:13-0:57:49...Semen collection from donkey. {PF/B/2}

   Collection of semen from a donkey into an A.V., using a white mare as a 
   teaser mount. Subdued narration.

0:57:53-1:01:31...Semen collection from mini-donkey. {PF/B/1-2}

   Dates to May 1990. Collection of semen from a mini-donkey in a stall, 
   using plastic bags. Subdued and slightly hissy narration.

1:01:34-1:03:01...Semen collection from zebra. {PF/B/2}

   Dates to July 1991. Collection of semen from a male zebra into an A.V., 
   using a donkey as a teaser mount. Subdued audio. Better camera angle 
   than the other zebra collection.

1:03:01-1:05:19...Semen collection from draft stallion. {PF/B/3}

   Collection of semen from draft stallion into an A.V., using a breeding 
   dummy. The camera angle was poorly chosen, so little is seen. Subdued 
   narration. The second mounting is better: you can see the collection bag 
   fill up (he was dry the first time). Still, I'd've filmed it better.

1:05:22-1:10:32...Semen collection from gray stallion. {PF/B/1-2}

   Three collections from a gray stallion in a stall, using the plastic bag 
   approach. Subdued narration.

1:10:38-1:18:39...Stimulation of bay stallion. {PF/B/1-2}

   Manual stimulation of a bay stallion; no collection attempted. Very 
   nice close-ups, though the stallion does not flare or ejaculate (only 
   pre-semen is produced).

1:18:45-1:39:06...Canine semen collection. {TV/B/1}

   Collection from several Great Danes and Mastiffs. At the end, a female 
   poodle is inseminated with a syringe and is palpated manually to ensure 
   orgasm. Subdued music.

1:39:11-1:42:10...Horse breeding. {TV/C/1-2}

   Washing, teasing, and breeding, the latter in front of a brick wall. 
   Slightly fuzzy narration.

1:42:15-1:47:33...Gaited horse breeding. {PF/B/1-2}

   Same source as the gaited semen collection. Three complete matings, plus 
   a mare urinating. This stud really generates a lot of gel fraction. :)

1:47:40-2:13:10...Dog breeding. {TV/B-C/1-2}

   From the same training video as the canine semen collection. German 
   Shepherds, Great Danes, Doberman Pinschers, Rhodesian Ridgebacks, and 
   Mastiffs. Footage suffers from occasional rolling and editing glitches, 
   though the soundtrack appears intact. Subdued music.

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