You’re not very good at this, are you.
OH MY GOODNESS IT’S A BEAR QUICK RUN NO WAIT STAY STILL NO WAIT IT CAN PROBABLY SMELL YOUR FEAR TRY TO LOOK INEDIBLE NO WAIT YOU SHOULD—
Oh, it’s just a shadow. See, there are no bears on the moon.
You canter purposefully down the rightmost passage.
Gee, this sure is a long passageway…
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