Moonstuck

A perfect 10!

Fortuitously, your Lunar Map is made of extra-strong lunar bark, a remnant of the great forests that once grew all over the moon’s surface.
It’s a strong, flexible material that stretches, shrinks, and holds its shape as necessary.
Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

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Well, you don’t have a motor, so you take a few extra moments to whip up the Cartographer’s Paraglider, and use your wings to power it over the expanse of rocky landscape and into the mouth of the ominous cave.

It’s time to f-f-fold!

With your dexterous hooves, you whip into creation the Cartographer’s Conch.
Maintaining a firm grip, you take a deep breath, and blow into it as hard as you can.