Added "Recommended" and "Must See!!" tags in the Reviews page.
Like the scores themselves, they're pretty subjective, but basically the "Recommended" titles are well worth watching, while the "Must See!!" movies are, well, "must see".

March 3, 2014

New review added for Bikini Spring Break, the 9th "Bikini" movie to grace this page (not counting A Sensous Summer)!

February 6, 2014

New review added for Naked Run.
External link on the Reviews page now open in a new page/tab.

November 2, 2013

New review added for Bazookas: The Movie

October 27, 2013

New review added for Busty Coeds vs Lusty Cheerleaders.
Fixed alot of broken links on the reviews page, and even added a few new pictures, on Big Bust Casting Call, Bikini Traffic School, Co-ed Starlets, Hardbodies 2, Inside the Girls Locker Room, Party Favors, Penthouse Ultimate Pet Games, Road Strip, Stag Party, and Wild Malibu Weekend!.

October 20, 2013

New review added for Bikini Hotel.

September 22, 2012

Well, another year has passed with nothing added. Plus its been over 10 years since I started this page (although more like 11 since I wrote the first story).
It's becoming increasingly unlikely that I will write another story here again, so I thought I'd send everybody off with a little treat: some quick notes on the unwritten stories I have contemplated over the past decade.
With the one exception, none of these have ever been committed to paper, and I'm just dredging my memory now to get them down. Please do not email me and ask when these will be completed, or with further suggestions. I'm merely submitting these stories as-is. I repeat: this is as far as these ideas will go.

Title: Untitled Bangkok Slaver Story
Synopsis: While researching a role, Nicola becomes a bargirl in Bangkok, eventually sliding into sexual slavery.
Notes: A very early idea, inspired by Marlissa's stories, never pursued because it was too extreme (as mentioned in the FAQs). Some elements used in the more light-hearted Harem'd.

Title: Untitled marriage story
Synopsis: Nicola marries a famous actor's cock.
Notes: A silly idea of Nicola participating in a wedding where she marries a famous actor's penis.

Title: Untitled photoshoot story
Synopsis: Nicola & Angela are hired for a photoshoot with well endowed male stripper Nick the Dick.
Notes: Another silly idea, with Nicola and Angela fighting over some guy with an enormous cock.

Title: Untitled Nurse Story
Synopsis: A struggling private health facility plays host to a sex comedy starring Nicola, Angela, and their own staff.
Notes: Suggested by Shon Richards, would've shown Nicola & Angela working together for once.

Title: Curse of the Mummy's Tits
Synopsis: Nicola, Angela & probably one of the minor characters are hired as promotional cheesecake for an archaelogical dig in New Mexico by an eccentric professor. They unlease an ancient Anasazi undead princess.
Notes: A Halloween story for entry into Literotica's yearly contest. Would've featured my usual subplot of good girl becomes slut, with one of the professor's nerdy interns.

Title: Bikini Audition 3: The Search For Nicola
Synopsis: Movie producers audition starlets to play a famous T&A starlet from yesteryear.
Notes: A possible anniversary story, with potential for closure to the series. 10 years in the future (i.e., about now), Nicola is famous but reclusive.

Title: Untitled barmaid story
Synopsis: Out of work actress Nicola works in a Hooters type restaurant. She tops up her meagre salary by propositioning the patrons. Her boss realises who she is, and so organises a raffle where the winner gets to shave her. The evening degenerates into an orgy.
Notes: Going in the opposite direction, 10 years on Nicola is all but broke. The exposure of the stunt re-ignites her career.

Title: Carrie's New Sponsor
Synopsis: The continuing adventures of Carrie
Notes: The sequel to Carrie Makes Waves. About 60% finished, but I suffered a bout of depression, delaying the story. The original requestor, Carrie, demanded I finish it and got quite bitchy. So this will never see the light of day, nor will the intended 3rd story. As a result, I no longer accept story requests or suggestions, and was sorely tempted to remove the first one.

Title: 12 Tasks Of Nicola
Synopsis: Nicola arrives in LA, and is set 12 raunchy tasks to complete by her employers. The first is a nude photoshoot on Santa Monica Pier.
Notes: Would've been a follow up to the two prequels, telling her early adventures working for the bankers, interwoven around the existing stories. However, I could only think of one raunchy task, the photo shoot which was actually referred to in Hollywood Party Hostesses. Would've included a subplot of a young man who falls in love with Nicola, but they end up just as friends, with the finale revealing that he writes the Nicola Adventures (i.e., is me).

Title: Nicola Adventures ebook
Synopsis: The adventures of Aussie starlet Nicola.
Notes: A collection of the existing stories, editing to remove references to real people (Kristi Ducati), rename characters with the same name as real people (Angela Monroe, Jennifer Dempster) things I don't own the copyright to (Bikini Carwash Company), but with the added value of new material not already on the site (such as 12 Tasks). Published on Amazon.com, really just to make a buck. Tempted a few years ago, and then again when 50 Shades of Excrement became popular.

Spin-Offs:

Title: Untitled Bikini Sorority House Party spin-off
Synopsis: The university has a yearly traditional contest called Top Tits, where the women with or without their consent are photographed topless by unknown persons. The new female dean tries to ban the contest, but is contacted by a former winner now Playboy model, who convinces her to keep the tradition & seduces her.
Notes: Actually would've had little to do with the original characters.

Title: Untitled Topless Cheerleaders/Undercover Starlet spin-off
Synopsis: The Topless Cheerleaders perform at a party where there is a jewel heist.
Notes: A possible story featuring both the Topless Cheerleaders and Bambi, now freelancing as a private eye.

That's all for now. In my next post, I'll talk about the ideas I kicked around for other series and non-Nicola stories.

September 11, 2011

New review added for Broadcast Bombshells.

June 13, 2011

New reviews added for Centerfold Screentest, Centerfold Screentest Take 2 and Centerfold Screentest Take 3. The vidcaps used to illustrate these reviews are a mixture of ones I made this weekend plus some I made about 10 years ago.
The FAQs page has been updated. Due to my experiences with reader requests, any emails requesting or suggesting story ideas will be deleted.

June 11, 2011

New review added for A Sensuous Summer.

May 29, 2011

New review added for Bikini Traffic School.

May 22, 2011

New review added for Bikini Hoe-Down. I'm breaking a bit of a rule I've always followed with my reviews - if a movie had already been covered by vidcaps posted around the Net by various artists, I never bothered to add any myself. However, seeing as there are fewer and fewer sites to find good vidcaps anymore, I thought I'd knock some off for Bikini Hoe-Down. Plus, the caps I first saw for this movie left me confused as to whether there were four girls or three in the shower scene.

May 15, 2011

New review added for Bikini Bistro.

May 1, 2011

New review added for South Beach Academy.

June 12, 2010

New reviews added for Stripper Academy, Takin' It Off, and Sirens Of Seduction. I've included pictures, but no-one seems to be looking at them. ImageVenue now keeps a tally of the number of views pictures get, and I can't help but notice some of them are very low, around 30, which is the roughly the number of hits the reviews page gets per week.
PeachDVD, the softcore production company, has gone bust. Although I gave 2 of their products mediocre reviews, I'm bummed. The market is shrinking, and no-one is making great T&A any more.

April 10, 2010

New story added to Nicola Presents, entitled Something Extra.

February 24 2010

Attention, the person who emailed me about Leslee Bremmer: your email address is bouncing, it thinks my reply is spam or a virus.

January 1 2010

I'm trying something new by launching a set of stories called Nicola Presents. They're a subset of the Nicola Adventures, in that they're stories told byNicola rather than about her. Basically, it's a way of writing stories that wouldn't normally fit into the continuity or content of my series. The first one is called Carrie Makes Waves.
By the way, the idea of Nicola writing these stories is a literary device, I'm still the author and there still isn't a Nicola! (But really, if there was, would I share her with you losers? :) )
The Links page has been revamped as many of the previous sites have now gone.

June 27 2009

ASCII versions of An Immodest Proposal and Filthy Pictures are now online.
I need to say something. The people who need to hear this are probably not going to read (or take notice) of it, but I need to get this off my chest:
If you like my stories, read them. If you want, save them to your hard drive and keep them. Print them if you like. Copy them to your PDA/mobile phone/etc. Exchange them with your friends, even. I don't mind.
However, please take note of the legal notice that precedes every one of my stories, whether they're here in HTML or ASCII, or on Literotica, or posted to ASSM. It's there for a reason. It's there to protect my property (and these stories are my property). This means that you cannot alter my writing in any way, and that includes removing the legal warning. It also means that you cannot post my stories to an online archive without my permission.
If you do not follow these requirements, I will take legal action to have your site shut down.

June 9 2009

Wow. In it's first week, Filthy Pictures got 9,777 downloads. Considering I was pretty amazed with the 4,932 downloads for Carwash Cuties, this has left me pretty stunned. ASSTR no longer maintains a "top 100" list anymore, do I don't know how it compares. Thanks everybody who's read the story.

May 31 2009

New story Filthy Pictures posted. This is the second prequel, and tells the story of Nicola's first nude photo shoot. It also happens to be my 30th story.
Also updated is the author's notes page. Please read it before sending me any emails about continuity errors!
Remember Bikini Stewardesses Go Mile High? It features a scene of businessmen licking ice-cream off Nicola's tits. As I said on the notes page this was inspired by a piece of text accompanying a model's spread in a nudie magazine. Well, I finally got around to scanning the spread and here it is. Coincidentally, the name of this magazine is "The Picture". Ring any bells? ;).
Speaking of "The Picture", does anyone know if it's still published?

May 19 2009

Review added for The Party Animal, including pictures.
Angela has consented for her comments to be be published, so they now appear on the notes page.

May 16 2009

I have just recently received the first feedback to An Immodest Proposal from an anonymous reader. It's quite personal, so I won't be posting it, but Angela I wanted to say that your words were very beautiful and moving. To come home from a bad day at work and read your email really picked me up. Thank-you.

May 3 2009

Well, it's been a year and a half since my last story was posted, so I guess it's time to post a new one. An Immodest Proposal is a prequel to the Nicola Adventures. It's set in Melbourne and tells the story of how Nicola got the opportunity to come to Hollywood. A follow-up is in the works.
The last couple of years have been very hard on me. I've lost someone close to me, and lost alot of money in pursuing a failed writing career. Depression finally overwhelmed me to the point where I tried to kill myself. However, for my "day" job, things kept getting better and better with a series of constant payrises, and more responsibility. Unfortunately, that meant longer hours. Late last year I was in desperate need of a way to unwind, so I returned to (sadly) the one woman who's been a constant companion to me the last ten years, Nicola.
The story feels so different to the other's I'd written. I'd really forgotten how to write porn, let alone a Nicola Adventure. Stylistically, it feels so close to what I'd been trying to achieve with my more personal writing, aiming for a very terse, precise narrative.
The technical details of getting the story online were also tough. I've since bought a new computer and alot of the necessary files were still on my old one, including my mirror of this site. In the end I resorted to simply downloading the pages off the Net and re-uploading them. Thank God the ftp software on my old computer was relatively easy to hack and I was able to retrieve my password! It will probably be a while before I do an ascii version of An Immodest Proposal.
I hope you enjoy reading it.

January 23 2009

Review added for Beauty School, including pictures.

January 3 2009

A year and a half this time! Review added for Busted, including pictures.

June 22 2008

OK, so it's been a full year since the last update, but I've added reviews for Cheerleaders Beach Party, Hardbodies 2 and House Sitters, including pictures.

June 16 2007

Added review for The Malibu Bikini Shop, and pictures for Air Erotica.

April 27 2007

Added pictures for Girls Games II and The World Wet T-Shirt Finals.

November 7 2006

Links page updated.

October 24 2006

Added review for Road Strip, and added pictures for California Girls, Starlet Screen Test III, and The Wildest Office Strip Party.

September 16 2006

Attention, the anonymous person who asked me about Attack of the 60ft Centerfold, it can be purchased on amazon.com (DVD and VHS).

August 31 2006

Added reviews for Babe Watch: Forbidden Parody and The Wildest Office Strip Party

August 17 2006

It's 11 months since my last entry here, and about 5 years since my debut. So, finally, it's time to post a "new" story. IOU1BJ was started around February 2005, and languished on my hard drive ever since.
Also, there's some author's notes to go with it.

October 10 2005

Well, after starting it 2 years ago, Weather Girl Showdown is finally finished.
In case you hadn't noticed, I've made a few changes to the reviews page. Some passages in my text now link to pictures. Comb through them to have a look at what's there.

September 22 2005

I've finally gotten round to adding all the reader feedback from the past 9 months to the author's notes and the original author's notes pages. The embedded pictures on this (which were broken anyway) have been removed, as I couldn't find a way of hosting them.
It's been a busy old year for me. I've finally got my first novel off to a publisher, got a big raise at work, and badly crashed out of a relationship that caused me to suffer a nervous breakdown which destroyed a long-term friendship and possibly wrecked my writing career. Oh well.
Anyway, I've dusted off Weather Girl Showdown and plan to finish it off and have it posted in the next couple of months. After having already expended nearly 10,000 words on it, it seems a shame to just let it be. I also have a much shorter Nicola Adventure, which I started back in 2002 and never finished, that may also see the light of day.
However, once again I'm not guaranteeing a return to a regular flow of new stories.
Finally, I want to add a plug for this website: exhibDreams. Dig those crazy naked German chicks!

August 24 2005

Added review of Gas Pump Girls. Fixed the link to the Raelyn Saalman picture that appears on the notes page.

August 7 2005

Added reviews of Air Erotica, California Girls, Can It Be Love, and Fraternity Vacation.

April 12 2005

The clickable thumbnails on the reviews page have been repaired and now all work correctly.

December 15 2004

After much deliberation, I have decided that the current story will be my last.
When I first started writing for ASSM back in 2001, I only worked part time, was studying at University, and had quite a bit of spare time. Since then my life has changed considerably. I now work fulltime, own my own home, and am trying to launch a professional writing career. The days of producing a new story every month are well behind me, and I would presently be averaging about 1 every six months.
Therefore, I feel I cannot commit to any new writing projects for this site.
This isn't a complete retirement, I will still be here, I will still read and reply to email, and may add a few new reviews. I might possibly post the unfinished Weathergirl Showdown, if there's much interest.
I hope this announcement doesn't disappoint too many people. I've had a small but worthwhile readership over the past 3 1/2 years. I'd like to thank everyone who read and enjoyed these silly little sex stories. Nicola didn't exactly set the Net (or even ASSTR) alight, but I enjoyed myself, and met some nice people, men and women, who got a kick out of it.
So, without further ado, here's the last Nicola Adventure: Cheerleader in Training.
Additionally, I've added reviews for Beach Bimbo's, Buford's Beach Bunnies and Girls Games 2. The reviews page is now the most popular on the site, attracting the highest number of visitors each week.
Finally, the FAQ, Notes, and main index have been updated (I've switched around the columns for "The Nicola Adventures" & "The Lost Nicola Adventures").
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!

August 30 2004

Added review of Bare Exposure.

August 25 2004

Between a promotion at work and buying a new house, I've had little time for writing. However, a new story is in the works and will feature Nicola training to become a cheerleader.
Newly added is a review of Breakfast in Bed. The reviews page seems to be quite popular these days, so I'll try and add more movies in future.
Remember also that if you'd like your own reviews added, you can send them in.
Thanks to everyone who has emailed me with their feedback. The Author's Notes and original Author's Notes have been updated.

July 7 2004

Very busy at the moment, hence the lack of updates.
As you may have noticed, there's been some problems with images on the site. This is due to a bandwidth problem on the ASSTR server, I've reduced file sizes to try and get them working properly again.
I've added a review for a new, low-budget T&A DVD called Inside the Girls Locker Room. If it sounds like something you might enjoy, pop over to Amazon to buy it.

May 26 2004

I've added a space at the bottom of every story to facilitate reader feedback. It's totally anonymous or you can supply your email address if you want me to reply.
I've also done away with the patterned backdrop, choosing instead for a plain, white one. Should make for easier reading.

May 4 2004

New story Leopard Tale has been posted, plus author's notes.

April 26 2004

New review Golfballs!.
I'm currently working on a new story that should be finished in a week or so.

February 19 2004

One of my readers has graciously produced an illustration from the lastest story Gym Bunny. I've imbedded a link to the picture in the appropriate passage of the story, or you can see it by clicking here.
Thanks Marcus, it's a fabulous piece of artwork!

February 12 2004

New story Gym Bunny has been posted, plus author's notes.
Regrettably, I have abandoned work on Weathergirl Showdown. The story just wasn't working. I may come back to it at a later date, but it would need a total rewrite and a fresh approach.
Also added review for World Wet T-Shirt Finals. It has been brought to my attention that Netscape Navigator isn't displaying the reviews page properly. AFAICT, the problem is with NN as it seems to be 'ignoring' parts of the HTML code.
I've re-ordered the list of "Lost Nicola Adventures" on the index page, so that the newer stories are near the top. Also, I'ved added another Q & A to the FAQs page.

January 12 2004

Revamped the site alittle. Added a button bar to all the non-story pages, should make navigation a little easier. Finally got around to re-writing the HTML code for the Random Quote generator, so that on Internet Exploiter it looks the way I intended it to do so. A couple of pages still look a bit odd on MSIE (such as this one), but I'm not going to spend any time worrying about that.
The Random Quote generator has also been brought up to date, previously it only went as high as Topless Cheerleaders, Inc, but now includes quotes up to and including Master and Apprentice.
ASCII versions of Writer's Cock and Master and Apprentice are now online.
Also added a link to the ASSTR donations page. If you think your wallet's up to it, please give a small donation.

January 1 2004

New surprise story Master and Apprentice posted. Check out the author's notes on where it came from.
Also added reviews for Best Chest in the U.S. and Big Bust Casting Call.

December 17 2003

Just for fun, I've compiled a list of 18 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The Nicola Adventures™
Weathergirl Showdown should be finished soon, in the meantime have a Merry Christmas.

1. Nicola's middle name is Samantha.

2. Mr. Spinetti was thrown out of film school for talking his Feminist Cinema lecturer into appearing topless in his student movie.

3. Dizzy is opposed to wearing underwear on moral grounds.

4. The original script for Bikini Bandits was written in 9 hours 22 minutes 11 seconds.

5. Sammy Fish owns an authentic, personally autographed nude photo of Carrie Fisher. How he came by it, he ain't saying.

6. The TNA network was founded by Ted Turner. Depending upon who you ask it either stands for 'Turner Network for Adults' or 'Ted's Nudie Auditions'.

7. Scooter once worked for The Swedish Bikini Team as an 'oil boy'.

8. The original title for The Tony Moroni Show was I Get To Interview Naked Broads. It was changed because Fox already had a similarly titled project in development.

9. At high school, Dizzy was named "Most Likely To Become A Lap-dancer".

10. Nicola was nearly arrested in Hawaii for topless sunbathing, but the officer let her off with a light warning and some heavy groping.

11. The name of Angela's character in Undercover Cheerleaders was 'Buffy Cummings'.

12. Kristi Ducati pitched the idea for Bikini Carwash Company TV series to the network wearing a thong, a big smile, and not much else.

13. "Sex Kitten" originally had a fourth member named Jenny. She left the band because she thought the girls were too prudish.

14. Bikini Stewardesses 2 set a record for 'bare breasts per minute'.

15. Kitten Magee was turned down for a job as a Hooters waitress because the restaurant didn't have any shirts that could fit her.

16. Angela's first acting role was a cheap foxy-boxing video entitled Catfightin' Cuties.

17. Casa del Paradiso was originally a convent. The nuns needed to raise some money, and the rest is history.

18. Nicola once set a record in a contest for jerking off guys. She had to beat off some pretty stiff competition to win that award.

The next story will be entitled Weather Girl Showdown and will feature Nicola, Angela and some other babes competing for a position as a weathergirl on the TNA Network.
Hopefully, it will be ready by January.
A special thanks to everyone on Literotica who took the time to vote and send me feedback (especially Nicole!!!) I hope you guys are also visiting this site, as there are a couple of stories here that I'm not allowed to post on Literotica.
Are you handy with a 2B pencil? I'm looking to replace the main image on the index page, preferably with a nice hand-drawn picture (or pictures) of Nicola. I can't offer any renumeration (other than fame of course!) but any interested artists please email me.

November 5 2003

New story Writer's Cock posted. For now I'm only posting it here in html, and have no plans yet for an ascii version or a post to the newsgroup
I've changed the organisation of the author's notes so that new stories appear at the top rather than the bottom of the page.
I'd like to thank everyone on Literotica who took the time to vote for my stories. Here are the current marks (out of 5) for the 7 stories I've submitted:

Nicola: Live & Uncensored	4.58
Carwash Cuties	4.56
Hollywood Party Hostesses	4.50
Shutterbug Starlets	4.47
Bikini Stewardesses Go Mile High	4.39
Bikini Audition	4.27
Nicola's Hot Screen Test	3.43

Not much in the way of feedback coming through, though. Remember it costs nothing but a few moments of time to fill out a form!

September 5 2003

After a long hiatus, I've done some new work.
Harem'd was something of a failure, receiving very little feedback and getting low hits. This kinda put me off writing for ASSM for quite a while.
However, I've decided to return and write a few more stories about a certain Aussie starlet. Because these weren't part of my original plan, I'm calling them the Lost Nicola Adventures.
They won't be in any numerical order, and will slot into the existing series, although continuity may be a bit iffy.
The first of these, Maid in Australia is now on-line.
Additionally, the index page has been revamped to accommodate the new series-that-isn't-a-series. The links page has been updated, and I've started a new author's notes page.
I've also added a couple of my stories to Literotica, a free archive of sex stories, poems, reviews, etc.

June 17 2003

Posted full version of Harem'd.

June 16 2003

Posted Harem'd, Part 3 and author's notes for it.
Well, that's it. The Nicola Adventures now total some 140,000+ words, the equivalent of a novel. I've pretty much achieved all I set out to do when I started writing these almost two years ago.
I will be taking a break from writing for a while, and from there I have a couple of options:

• Retire for good.
• Write some more Nicola Adventures. In recent months I've had a couple of new ideas, and these may make their way onto paper.
• Write some spin-offs. Someone suggested a story featuring Special Agent Bambi Thumper, and it occured to me that alot of the characters could be worth their own stories.
• Do something completely different. I don't have any ideas in this direction, though.

June 8 2003

Posted Harem'd, Part 2.

June 4 2003

OK, so there were a fuck load of typos in Harem'd, Pt 1. Most of these should be fixed by now, thanks to Uncle Sky.
I've been sent some new Guest Reviews.

June 1 2003

Posted Harem'd, Part 1.
Due to the sheer size, I've broken it down into three parts. Part 2 will be up next week.
As you can tell from the codes, this Nicola Adventure is a little more 'extreme' than others, but (hopefully) remains tongue-in-cheek and light-hearted.
Note that the story codes that appear on the main index are for the entire story, but the codes that appear on the individual pages are for that particular part.

May 11 2003

Added review for Bikini Airways
Added a few more questions to the FAQs.
Still slow going on Harem'd. I hope the long wait doesn't build up suspense too much! :)

April 22 2003

Added reviews for Attack of the 60ft Centerfold and Penthouse: Ultimate Pet Games.
I've been told there really is a product called "NatureBee", so made a change to InfoNicola to make it more co-pro friendly.
Work on Harem'd is proceeding slowly, mostly because I'm exploring some territory that's new to my sex writing. A little unsure about how readers will react to it, but we'll see...

March 3 2003

Added review for In Search of the Perfect 10.
Changed the filename of the ascii version of Topless Cheerleaders, Inc to ToplessCheerleaders.txt, as "TCI.txt" wasn't very descriptive.

February 28 2003

Posted Topless Cheerleaders, Inc and author's notes for it.
Next (and final) story will be Harem'd.

February 10 2003

Added reviews for Girls of Topless Volleyball and Takin' It Off Out West.

February 3 2003

Added Frequently Asked Questions and links pages.
Replaced the pages for Bikini Stewardesses Go Mile High, Nicola: Live & Uncensored, Sex Kitten and Best in Show. These pages were originally created with MSWord, but the new versions have streamlined code, meaning that they will load much quicker and look nicer too.
Been getting some good feedback on a few stories from Shon Richards, and his comments have been added to author's notes.
Only just started on Topless Cheerleaders, Inc, so it'll be a while yet.

January 11 2003

Posted BikiniVivor and author's notes for it.
Next story will be Topless Cheerleaders, Inc.

January 6 2003

Added review for Co-Ed Starlets.
Updated the copyright info to 2003.
BikiniVivor should be finished within a week or so.

December 22 2002

Added review for Hollywood Dreams.

December 8 2002

Here are the number of hits for each story for the period October 27-November 30, with the number of downloads for each story from the web and ftp combined into a single figure. Sex Kitten (Alternate Ending) not included:

Bikini Sorority House Party	2457
Sex Kitten	1518
Bikini Audition	1444
Knickers Down in Acapulco	1443
Bikini Audition2	1376
Nicola Gets A Woody	1272
Hollywood Party Hostesses	1087
Carwash Cuties	1074
Nicola: Live & Uncensored	1020
Bikini Stewardesses Go Mile High	1007
Best in Show	954
Shutterbug Starlets	738
Nicola's Hot Screen Test	722
Nicola & the Helpful Angel	675
InfoNicola	623
Bikini Christmas Carol	581

Looks like November was a slow month, compared to the last set of figures I took below. Things picked up in the final week, with a surge on the newest NA Bikini Sorority House Party. I guess as winter comes on in the northern hemisphere, more readers might start visiting the site.
Sex Kitten is still a high rater, as is Bikini Audition. Carwash Cuties appears to be dropping off. Knickers Down in Acapulco and Nicola Gets A Woody are still somewhere round the middle, though I've had no feedback on these stories, so I don't know people are making of them.

December 7 2002

Posted Undercover Starlet and author's notes for it.
Next story will be BikiniVivor.
I must've really made it as a sex writer: I discovered a website that uses stolen & butchered passages from Bikini Audition 2 to try and hook surfers from search engines and direct them to a pay site.

December 3 2002

Added a random quote function to the main directory. Every time you load the index, it will randomly select and display a quote from a Nicola Adventure.
Undercover Starlet about 3/4s finished, hoping to post in the next week or so.

November 25 2002

Made some changes to the web pages for Bikini Audition 2, Nicola Gets A Woody and Knickers Down in Acapulco. Each of these stories made major reference to other NAs, so I've now made those passages link to the particular story mentioned. This will help people browsing through the site from a search engine find other stories that might interest them.
However, if it proves to be too distracting to read I'll remove it. Let me know what you think.

November 23 2002

Added review for H.O.T.S.
Work on Undercover Starlet is proceeding slowly due to work commitments. Hopefully will be finished next month.

October 24 2002

Started revamping the stories to conform to ASSTR's new "standard header" format. You shouldn't notice any difference though. I'm doing it by hand since the automatic system isn't working properly and asstr admin haven't replied to my email about it (mind you, asstr is all about 'doing things by hand' ;) ).
First feedback regarding Bikini Sorority House Party.
Added review for Stag Party.
Carwash Cuties is proving to be popular. Last week (Oct 12-19), there were 1597 downloads of the text file plus 410 hits on the webpage. It's still the most downloaded story from this site, even after three months since it was published.
Will start on Undercover Starlets soon.

October 20 2002

Posted Bikini Sorority House Party and author's notes for it, plus rewrote its blurb on the index.

October 6 2002

Started work on Bikini Sorority House Party (I know, I said I'd do the others first, but a story came together so I started on it right away).
Can't say as yet when it will be finished, but hopefully in the next couple of weeks.
In the meantime, here's a site I can really recommend: Midnight Owl Video. It's filled with reviews and pictures from T&A movies.

September 17 2002

Added review for Bikini Drive-In.
Added a note to the front page that "The Nicola Adventures" have been nominated for the Golden Clitorides.

Posted InfoNicola.
The ReadMe file hadn't been updated in a while.

September 7 2002

September 1 2002

Made a correction to the review of Boys Night Out. As written, it sounded like I was saying Teri Lynn Peake wasn't in the video when in fact she is.
InfoNicola is about 3/4 finished, and started an entry for in on the Author's Notes page.

August 25 2002

My first feedback from Bikini Audition 2 and from no less a personage than Jimmy Hat! Totally stoked that he's written to me. Jimmy really set the ball rolling on the tongue-in-cheek serial, so don't forget to check his site out.
Added new reviews for Starlet Screen Test 2, Takin' It All Off and Wild Malibu Weekend!. Also, the Reviews page is getting kinda full, so there's now handy quick-links at the top of the page.
Changed the font colour from blue to black because it was too hard to tell which were links.

August 24 2002

Posted Bikini Audition 2: The Wrath of Angela, plus details on the Author's Notes page.
Started work on InfoNicola.

August 19 2002

Cheerleaders Wild Weekend added to the reviews page, plus My Two Cents for Screwballs 2.
Draft of Bikini Audition 2 completed.
Nominations for the 2002 Golden Clitorides have finished, and The Nicola Adventures have been shortlisted for Best Series/Serial. Wo-hooh! Plenty of other great authors and stories are up for awards, so please show your support for ASSM and vote.

August 11 2002

Hot Club California added to the reviews page.
Two new stories are planned Bikini Sorority House Party and Topless Cheerleaders, Inc. I'll start work on these after the current batch of titles is finished, although Harem'd will remain the last story. This now makes 20 stories in total, which sounds like a nice round number. :)

August 9 2002

Added individual links to the Internet Movie Database on the reviews page.
Bikini Audition 2 is coming along fine, expect to see it later this month.
Despite the pressure of increased work commitments, I'm thinking of adding some more story ideas. These will appear soon on the index.

July 25 2002

I've been contacted and informed some pages aren't working on IE 6.0. I've tested them using IE 5.5 (I don't normally use MicroShite Internet Exploiter), and found the same problem: pages aren't always loading completely. However, the same pages work fine offline from my hard drive. This makes me wonder if the problem isn't with the server, with the download being interrupted so you only get a partial page. "Refresh" sometimes fixes this, and other times doesn't. I've streamlined the HTML code in a number of pages (bloody Word!), so this should mean there is much less to be downloaded and so reduce the chances of incomplete downloads.

July 24 2002

I've been getting a couple of nominations for the 2002 Golden Clitorides Awards. So far I've been nominated for Best Author, Best New Author, Best Short Story by a New Author (Sex Kitten), Best Series/Serial, Best Same Sex Story (Sex Kitten) & Best Heterosexual Story (Carwash Cuties). I'm totally stoked, and a big thanks to everyone who's put my name forward. The more nominations I get, the better chance I stand to make a finalist, so if you like my work and would like to show some appreciation, pop along and cast a vote. Polls close August 15th.

July 21 2002

Started work on Bikini Audition 2: The Wrath of Angela. Aiming to post next month to celebrate my first anniversary of writing for ASSM.
Just discovered a back issue of Tainted Lime Reviews with Best in Show. Poor spelling and grammar was commented on. This was actually the first NA written at work on Word 2000. Huh, never trust its spell & grammar checker!
The Tainted Lime Reviews seem to have stopped. If anyone has any more info on this, can they let me know?

July 15 2002

My first feedback from Carwash Cuties!

July 12 2002

Carwash Cuties added.

July 7 2002

Used javascript to turn the portrait of Nicola into a rollover image. Move your pointer over her and Nicola's stats pop up.
Just realised Knickers Down in Acapulco is technically an interr story, and altered the codes accordingly.

July 5 2002

Here are the number of hits for each story for the period May 26-June 29, with the number of downloads for each story from the web and ftp combined into a single figure. Sex Kitten (Alternate Ending) not included:

Bikini Stewardesses Go Mile High	3951
Sex Kitten	3769
Bikini Audition	3546
Hollywood Party Hostesses	3220
Best in Show	2096
Knickers Down in Acapulco	1972
Nicola Gets A Woody	1941
Nicola: Live & Uncensored	1102
Nicola's Hot Screen Test	870
Bikini Christmas Carol	826
Nicola & the Helpful Angel	756
Shutterbug Starlets	672

I'm surprised that Bikini Stewardesses Go Mile High has polled so high, and that Nicola: Live & Uncensored isn't higher (perhaps its subject codes are a little 'hot'?).

July 4 2002

Added first guest review for Screwballs 2:Loose Screws

July 3 2002

Discovered the new index page doesn't look too good on IE. The problem is with IE. When will Microsoft ever produce a half decent piece of software?
Now the author's notes links to individual stories.
I finally got round to doing a profile for ASSTR.

June 29 2002

My stories are now included as part of a free archive Class Act.
Fixed a typo on the index page!

June 26 2002

Started writing reviews of B-movies and tapes- Bikini Carwash Company, Bikini Carwash Company 2, Party Plane, Boy's Night Out & Starlet Screen Test. I know the web page looks a bit cheap, but who cares?

June 23 2002

Slight revamp of the site. Added this page. The index page is a little nicer to look at. Cut the info under the photo. Still working on Carwash Cuties, which should be finished early July. A few more details added to the Author's notes page, including starting an entry for Carwash Cuties.