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Things gay furries say
DUDE, I just WOVE the hustwe and bustwe of the big city. It’s so DYNAMIC and it makes me feew wike I’m in one of my favowite TV shows. You shouwd totawwy come on down to my studio apawtment. It’s got EXPOSED WED BWICK wawws and evewything. We can cwack open a nice, hoppy IPA ow thwee and get cwazy watching some cawtoons on Aduwt Swim. And dude, dude, DUDE, we gotta go down to the bawcade. Wisten hewe wight, it’s a BAW whewe us ADUWTS who do aduwting can go and DWINK. BUT!!! It’s awso an AWCADE wike when we wewe kids, so we can pway awesome video games without some dumb kids bothewing us. Speaking of which, Meagan and I have decided to tie the knot, witewawwy, we’we both getting snipped tomowwow at the hospitaw. That way we can save money to spend mowe on ouwsewves and ouw FURSONAS. I’m fuckin jacked man. I’m gonna swam this cwaft beew and open anothew one.
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