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Things gay furries say
Well, Foxxie, i made it- despite your grindr location.
• Ah superlewdtendent Charmander. Welcome. I hope you're prepared for a unforgettable yiffin'.
Yeah.
• Oh, heck! My butt is ruined. But what if i were to use a fleshlight and disguise it as my own butthole? Ohoho delightfully lewd, foxxie. Superlewdtendent, i was just- uh, just stretching my hole on this dildo, pre-yiffing exercise, care to join me?
Why are there fart noises coming out of your bathroom, Foxxie?
• Uh- Oh. Those arent farts, its steam from the steamy sex we'll be having. Mmmm steamy sex... Whew Superlewdtendent i hope youre ready for some mouthwatering fellatio
I thought you said we were having steamy anal?
• D'oh, no. I said creamy suckles. Thats what i call blowjobs.
You call blowjobs creamy suckles?
• Yes. It's a erp dialect.
Uh-huh, from what discord server?
• Uh, e621's.
Really. Well, I yiff there daily and ive never heard anyone use the phrase "creamy suckles."
• Oh, not e621 official. It's a fan server.
I see, you know. your butt smells alot like the ones i did in the mcdonalds bathroom stalls.
• Oh, no. Non-slutty MCfoxbutt here. I dont yiff with randoms.
yiff with randoms? and you say that despite we only just met 5 minutes ago?
• Ye- you know, the- One thing I should - Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
• Well, that was wondeful. A hot time we had. Im pooped.
Yes. I should be- Good Lewd! What is happening in there?
• Uh gay parade.
Gay parade at this time of year, at this day, in this part of the country, localized entirely inside of your bathroom?
• Yes
Can i see it?
• No.
FOXXIE, MY SNATCH IS ON FIRE
• No Wuskie, its just your menopause!
Well, Foxxie, youre a silly boy but i must say you cream a good suckle.
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