Hello, everypony.
Ever since the butthurt mods started using the banhammer against ponies, I've started lurking here.
Now, brace yourselves for my life story...
I've pretty much lived a miserable life, with three, or four IRL friends. And, no I've never experienced the Magic of Friendship.
I've spent the past few years of my life browsing through /b/ (Using my left hand to slowly tap f5), and laughing at gore. I didn't really care that I was forever alone, and my few friends didn't really care about me. Then came the ponies. At first I saw it as a successful parasprite. For some reason it never really stopped. Eventually, I decided to check out the show, and after the first two episodes, I was hooked. Just like many others, I felt somewhat happier on the inside. (Also, yes, I didn't clop once since I started watching the show). Now, apart from my usual metal, I've got the Winter Wrap-up song, and a few others on my phone.
tl;dr: Expect a new poster here
(I'm also testing my tripcode)