>>10059 I have to re-use pictures because there are so few. Le sigh, what ever shall I do. Lookout everypony Rarity is on her 'warpath'.
Now would be a good time to get in a good laugh.
I don't appreciate having to pick up the mic by the way.
I thought you said you choked on your hay?
No matter, Lyra is on the way.
When it's my turn I bring the world crashing down.
One day you'll learn Rarity I'm the best of this town.
Better yet, all of Equestria.
You may not of heard but I've bested Princess Celestia.
You could've used some magic to see that you're no gem.
You step up only to make a fool of yourself in front of them.
Oh well, since I'm back again I may as well play the role of the best.
Honey we all know I am. Just give it a rest.
You should just stay at your boutique and work on whatever you call a dress
You silence me out of respect not with your words.
When it comes to the mic everypony gets a turn.
Whether you succeed or you choke is of your own concern.
You thought you spoke with a stern conviction but you've seem to forgot you lack any diction.
You're not as hot as you once thought.
Never going to achieve those goals you've so painfully sought.
And now it's time for a lesson to be taught.
Like a net in my rhymes you'll be caught.
No need to be distraught, we all saw it coming.
It would've been silly of you to consider I was bluffing.
All I see a whole bunch of huffin' and puffin.
You need to stop frontin'because we both know you're nothin'.
To think it was me you'd be besting would be the matter truely jesing.
My flow truely carressing, the spotlight I'm directing.
Got the rhymes perfecting, and charisma perplexing.
I'm really a blessing. When I step up to the mic I'm not even stressing.
I leave you breathless. Can't be to careless.
Handling the mic with so much dextrous.
-Agility, ability.
That's why I'm officially the best, better than the rest.
Steppin' up to the mic like an honored guest.
All the fans have the zest. For who? For Lyra.
Yea, you heard me right. You may have a loud bark but I bring the bite.
I don't lay down my rhymes light, I bring it heavy.
You're done pony just give up already.
I'm a promise not a threat and don't you ever forget.
Built myself from the ground up not even breakin' a sweat.
Stand up and see that I can hurt you. You can't giggle at me to make me disappear.
I'm the one you should fear. Kicking into high gear, only fueled more by the crowd's cheers.
Lyra on the mic and everypony's all ears. The answer's painfully clear.
It's less Rarity and more Lyra they want to hear.
But don't worry my dear there's still hope for you yet.
Hrm... nah. If you ask for a lifeline I'll throw you a net.'
Besides, I'm sure it's my raps everypony likes the most, and to that I boast.
I've got you lookin' like a ghost, got you on the run.
It's a shame to put you down Rarity I was just having fun.
You say I've missed, but that's only a wish you hold in your mind.
I spit my rhymes on key and I hit every time.
My words bring a chime, yours are just full of grime.
Maybe you should try to mime how I act.
Everypony knows I'm better than you and that's fact.
Enough with the shakin' it's time to get bakin'.
My style is never fakin'it's simlpy breath takin'.
With every wakin' step I leave the place quackin'
The crowd's achin' - they want more Lyra.
"Rarity who? Oh right, the one with no class. The lie-uh."
I thought you were bringing a verbal assassination.
I've yet to hear anything that deserves any kind of ovation.
Keeping my station as the best of the nation.
When you compare us there's no relation.
I'm a worthy sensation.
You're just a sedation when you step to the mic.
Everypony's in a fright when they hear Rarity's trying to control the spot light.
When you open your mouth there seems to be something not quite right.
All the pegasi take flight, they know your spreading some blight- and bile.
Everypony else runs when they hear your rhymes truely vile.
You're lacking true style. You may claim I'm all background but I'll wear the biggest smile.
Even in the back you couldn't walk a mile in my hooves.
You'll never match my moves, and your flow only proves, me right.
You may not have a spark but I'm gonna ignite.
I'm on fire, a real livewire.
You're just a squire, already misfired.
You should inquire how to be the best like me, or simply retire.
I inspire those around me with my attire.
You look like you should acquire.
-Some green to be the center of the scene like me.
Oh who am I kidding? We both know it's not your colour.
Maybe you should just keep your appearance a little duller.
You hold the element of generosity but I have the element of awesome.
Lyra on the mic and my rhymes just blossom.
If I were you Rarity I'd start playing possum.
Alas I suppose there's some things you'll just never learn.
I'm spittin' fire pony and I hope you're the first to burn.
However, I suppose I must move on. You're probably upset at me because I have Bon Bon.
She's really is a natural phenomenon. She has beauty, style, and grace.
Simply too much for you to face, let alone chace.
And as for relationships you're looking to royalty.
Your name may be Rarity but it doesn't take royal to see.
It doesn't help to be 'rare' when you aren't as good as me.
~teehee
But I can take it all back, I don't mind rewinding the track.
As I said before my friend all this hatred is wack.
I'll give you one last chance before you fall.
We can both be the best, and both heed to the call.
We can be better than them all, hell, we can go together to the ball.
Everypony's eyes would be focused on us.
You just have to trust.
Me, Rarity, you have to trust me.
Else our friendship will sink to the bottom of the hatred sea.
You can't do this to me Rarity, I'm seeing you through.
I don't want to be background forever... I wan't to be manestream like you.
*Near tears again* Lyra... out...