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Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27252[Last 50 Posts]

Hi everypony, I'm Pinkie. My friends have all been lying to me and avoiding me because they don't like my parties and they don't want to be my friends anymore, so I left ponyville to come live in ponychan. I hope you guys are better friends than those ponies were.

Ikariuga!Ly7MRw0CGUCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27253

File: 130474163256.png (49.69 KB, 244x343, gYRO.png)

Im always ready for parties, i even got you your own Gyrobowl~

Fenolio!CxJo0FAY0MCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27254

File: 130474163655.gif (28.66 KB, 160x125, Layton_Tea2.gif)

They dont sound like very good friends.
Here, have a cup of Tea.
It'll make you feel better.

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCoCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27255

File: 130474167969.gif (614.78 KB, 343x318, 130446362323.gif)

OUI, ZAT IS CORRECT

the Zefarian!aBlur4p.qECountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27256

File: 130474176600.png (15.65 KB, 200x200, pp-w-.png)

I'm your conscience, don't leave your friends! You know they wouldn't hurt you!

Kamina!vybI7b6ZEg!!RkAGyvZGV5Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27257

File: 130474176835.jpg (11.53 KB, 179x282, Kamina23.jpg)

I used to be like her....No rly........SO LET'S HUG AND BE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!

John Lennon!h5b3Z1EE76Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27258

File: 130474190022.jpg (29.32 KB, 521x621, john-truck.jpg)

Well maybe they had some reason to ignore you?
I know you
Tough you may not know me
but i know you always throw the best parties

Blade !bePEgaSussCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27259

File: 130474190935.jpg (226.27 KB, 952x626, rainbow_trombone.jpg)

>>27252

*wah wah oowwaahhhhhh*

Ditzy Doo!4eri5KglYoCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27260

>>27252
they hate you Pinkie. like they did me! but i showed them. now its your turn. burn the town, BURN IT ALL! TAKE NO PRISONERS!

Blade !bePEgaSussCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27261

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>>27259
after reading the thread, I look like a bad person. It's okay, I know.

Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27262

File: 130474238169.png (14.76 KB, 120x120, Pin_000.png)

So you lost the one thing most important to you.

... Okay don't panic but check to see if your still breathing, if not find somepony who can see you and form a pact with them.

If you see a frog run like hell.

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27263

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>>27256
They aren't my friends anymore!

Ikariuga!Ly7MRw0CGUCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27264

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>>27263
Could not you give them another chance?

Im sure they have been some awesome friends

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27265

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>>27263

Do you know WHY they lied?
But really why? I mean, good friends doesn't lie without a reason.

the Zefarian!aBlur4p.qECountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27266

File: 130474276062.png (15.65 KB, 200x200, pp-w-.png)

>>27263
True friends are forever, through thick and thin, they forgive and forget. Friends are always bound to mess up once in a while. They forgave you for inciting that war at Appoloosa didn't they?

>I need an evil conscience side, somepony halp

John Lennon!h5b3Z1EE76Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27267

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>>27265
Thats what i wanted to explain to pinkie

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeECountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27268

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>>27263
Abandon your friends. They never liked you in the first place. All they wanted from you was favors and more favors.

They were never your friends. You've been played for a fool.

A Rock !XhzgROCKToCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27269

File: 130474286962.jpg (109.76 KB, 1270x700, Rocky.jpg)

thats too bad, well hey listen im a rock and i would looooove to be a party guest

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27270

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>>27266

You are being too depth. You have to wait a little before being deep.
>pic related

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27271

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>>27264
They threw a party to celebrate me leaving! Can you believe it? A PARTY! A party to celebrate the departure of the greatest partier! The irony is unbearable.

John Lennon!h5b3Z1EE76Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27272

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>>27271
But are you sure it was a farewell party?...
i mean i once had this situation but just go see them and tell them that what is everything about or like
"why are you ignoring me" etc.
Try it

AnonymousCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27273

What if they're keeping secrets from you because they had to promise somepony they would? It's not good to break promises.

Ikariuga!Ly7MRw0CGUCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27274

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>>27271
And are you sure it was a party for you to leaving?

By any chance could not be there an event in that same date?

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27275

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>>27269
Rocky? Is that you? You really are a ture friend, coming to ponychan with me!

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeECountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27276

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>>27271
Look at their happy little faces, dripping with condescension, so happy to see you leave, so happy that they are finally done with a party pooper like you.

Hate them. They hate you. Hate them back. None of them deserve your time or attention.

Haackula!!H3BGH0L2WzCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27277

File: 130474338003.png (196.71 KB, 455x266, Him2.png)

I don't know Pinkie..Not a lot of people like me, so I guess we have something common...Will, you be my friend?...

A Rock !XhzgROCKToCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27278

File: 130474343404.jpg (132.29 KB, 1270x700, FEATURED.jpg)

O of course! afterall we are best freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnzzzzz

Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27279

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>>27266

I'll try.

Well pinkie, it hurts doesn't it? The betray, the loss of everything you care about as it turns out to be a lie?

It's not a lie, that's simply Pony nature. You are all by yourself, you are all alone and you all suffer.

I can help you, I can help the world.

Just come with me.

We are playing a Game.

You could make it a Party.

Ikariuga!Ly7MRw0CGUCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27280

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>>27279
But we are not still sure if they had a good reason to do what they did!

>>27275
Pinkie plz, try to reason and give your friends a second chance! i know that you always picked the nicest friends.

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27281

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>>27277
Will you lie to me and avoid me and throw ironic farewell parties for me?

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27282

File: 130474376124.png (100.51 KB, 380x356, Aaaaa.png)

>mfw the internet went down and I couldn't help Pinkie to feel better.

Ikariuga!Ly7MRw0CGUCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27283

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>>27281
I do believe he is capable of such things...

Rhulain!4eri5KglYoCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27284

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Kill them! go back and make them hurt like you hurt! make them feel your suffering! you want revenge, don't you?

the Zefarian!aBlur4p.qECountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27285

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>>27279
The man lies, his parties are no fun
all he has is water to drink, no punch at all!

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27286

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>>27284
I do want revenge... maybe I should make them feel how they made me feel...

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27287

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Pinkie Pie, ignore everypony and listen to me and to your heart!
It is deep inside the gloomy side, you are angry at everypony now and feel that only you can help yourself, but you have to realize that your destiny in life is to bring smiles, and the most important smile you should bring is to yourself! Don't let your down for something like that And don't be batshit crazy
Ok, forget your friends, let's start from zero. Hi! My name is Italo!

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27288

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>>27286

Pinkie Pie, noooo!
Remember yourself! You don't want nopony to be like that. You don't want nopony to feel like you feel right now!
CALM DOWN AND LISTEN, DAMMIT!

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27289

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>>27287
>And don't be batshit crazy
Crazy? I'm not crazy, what are you talking about?

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27290

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>>27289

Ok....


>Pinkie Pie, is my, sir Lincelot. how are you?

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27291

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Sir Lintcelot? You came here too? Oh boy! We can have an even better party in ponychan than we could have had in ponyville, and none of my former friends will be invited!

Matthew!Goldz8yV1ECountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27292

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I love this thread.
Pinkie, your friends got you a Gyrobowl.

Anonymous!!VkZGVkAGH5Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27293

beware.....

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27294

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>>27291

>Yes, Pinkie, I'm so happy for you and I will let you finish but you shouldn't plan bad things to your old friends!

Rhulain!4eri5KglYoCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27295

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>>27286
yessss, you know it would make you feel better, once they know exactly hoe you felt when you learned that your so called friends hated you. i bet they hated you from the beginning. you need to teach them about what happens when you lie to and betray other ponies

Ikariuga!Ly7MRw0CGUCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27296

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>>27294
>>27295
Dont make things worse for the poor thing!

She is already confused enough

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27297

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>>27295

>Yes... or you could ignore this!
Who will you listen to? Rhulain or me, a clump of lint!

Oatmeal!JzTuQ903jsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27298

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Is this party for invites only?

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27300

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>>27298
All inanimate objects are allowed to attend.

Oatmeal!JzTuQ903jsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27301

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>>27300
>Regardless of being crazy? Count me in!

>So, where's the Christmas Pumpkin? I wanna open the firework eggs underneath!

MintyRest!xMcCHESToYCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27302

File: 130474510457.jpg (14.3 KB, 283x288, duck-tape.jpg)

I'm sure you could make them like your parties again.
Why just some creative use of duct tape, and you'll be partying with your friends again in no time.

Only a silly pony wouldn't like parties, and you are the greatest party pony in existence.

Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27303

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they didn't abandone you ask them what the party is for trust me ;) but in the mean time would you care for some mountain dew?

GyrobowlCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27304

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>>27300

>Oh hi, Pinkie Pie! Is me, Gyrobowl! Remember? How are you?

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27305

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>>27302
just because my friends have left me, doesn't mean I can't stil party!

Ikariuga!Ly7MRw0CGUCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27306

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>>27305
but they dont left you...

GyrobowlCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27307

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>Hi Pinkie Pie! We are balloon and we love! And obviously, we are not being puppets of somepony who cares about you want to make you feel better!

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27308

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>>27304
No, I don't, but you seem nice!

Oatmeal!JzTuQ903jsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27309

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>>27305
>well, at least they didn't get the firework eggs or the lemon grenades. You still have them right?

ZateCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27310

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>>27305
Pinkie, have you considered asking your friends why they don't want to come to your party?
They might have a very good reason.

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You really aught to give them a second chance Pinkie, I may not know the details but being friends with inanimate objects can't be healthy. Go back and talk to your friends, I'm sure that they still love you, throwing you a party and all! Who knows, maybe it's your birthday or something, not some "Party to celebrate you leaving".
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Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27312

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>>27310
Because they don't like my parties and they don't want to be my friends anymore! How many times do I have to say this?

Haackula!!H3BGH0L2WzCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27313

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>>27281
Never..I would treat you will the utmost respect as lady, why you are one of the most gorgeous ponies I have seen in years!

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27314

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>>27312

>Yo, Pinkie! They SAID that?

Rhulain!4eri5KglYoCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27315

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>>27300
of course i count, i'm aaalllll in your head. i'm your conscience Pinkie, would i ever steer you wrong? you need to take your revenge. they broke your heart. so break their bodies!

Oatmeal!JzTuQ903jsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27316

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>>27310
>Reason? Don't listen to reason! Do Science!! Make attack lemons and show them the reasons why they don't mess with us!!!

>>27314
>They did! I was there, on the shelf when it happened! Ask Gummy!

ZateCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27317

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>>27312
But did you ask them if that was the reason, though? Surely, if they didn't want to be your friends anymore, they wouldn't spare your feelings by lying.

MintyRest!xMcCHESToYCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27318

File: 130474563846.jpg (5.9 KB, 240x240, duct-tape2.jpg)

Well... There's this other plan I was tossing around, but you wouldn't want to... It's still incomplete anyways.
What you have to do is throw a ginormous bitching party, and invite everypony except your friends.
I'm not sure what this part with the question marks is though, but this "profit" step sounds like it's pretty cool.

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27319

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>>27316

>Shut up! You are crazy and don't make me start!

Oatmeal!JzTuQ903jsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27320

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>>27315
But after their houses! With THE LEMONS!!!

Oatmeal!JzTuQ903jsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27321

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>>27319
>YOU don't get me started! Everypony knows that while you don't spill real beans, you keep secrets like crap!

You going to tolerate somepony who doesn't keep secrets, Pinkie? FOREVER THE ATTACK LEMONS AND FIREWORK EGGS!!!!

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27322

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>>27321

>OK, TAKE THIS! FALL DOWN! (And I never fall, lol)

>Pinkie, sorry, but I had too. Don't you think this is kind too much? Even for you! You can't attack your friends, yo!

Rhulain!4eri5KglYoCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27323

File: 130474593219.jpg (379.81 KB, 747x991, 10192 - pinkamena_diane_pie pi…)

remember dear. there are two sides to every coin. you showed them one side and they cruelly rejected it. so show them the other.

Oatmeal!JzTuQ903jsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27324

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>>27322
>YOU! YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!! MONSTROSITY!!! I WILL LEMON YOUR flank!!!!

>Lil help here pinkie?

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27325

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>>27324

>Pinkie, I only came here for you! You know it! I should be in commercials right now!!! But I wan't to help! Just listen.

Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27326

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wait, what? lemons? Now, let's keep our sanity here...

ZateCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27327

>>27324
Oatmeal, have you considered a career in my stomach?

Oatmeal!JzTuQ903jsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27328

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>>27325
>Oh, so high up showbowl is too good for anypony. Its a cupcaking BLESSING he's here, oh the honor! Oh the respect!

>The only thing you have inside you is a bunch of crap! And you are doomed to hold it FOREVER!!!

ZateCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27329

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>>27326
C'mon, Pinkie! As odd as it may seem, your friends might lie to you to protect your feelings. If they don't care about how you feel, why lie?

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27330

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>>27328

>HEY! I'm NOT like that, I'm just saying that Pinkie Pie is the most important thing in my life! I could ever risk my career to make her feel better!

>And look what I hold... What is? Oh, nothing, just OATMEAL!

ItaloCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27331

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>>27326

>See? Your friends have a reason to lie. But they still shouldn't. Maybe if you calm down and talk to them?

ZateCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27332

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>>27328
In fact, I bet you would taste good with some chopped up strawberries. Maybe a little cinnamon sugar?

Oatmeal!JzTuQ903jsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27333

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>>27326
>They are sane! They're tools of sanity! They'll force SANITY ON THOSE UNGRATEFUL 'FRIENDS' OF YOURS!!!

>>27327
>I have. Then I elected to put Attack Lemons in there instead. Have fun!

>>27330
>You? Having Oatmeal in that poor excuse for a bowl? HA! Never thought I'd see the day you decided to so much as touch me! HAHAHAHAHAHA! and you say I'm insane!!!

>And be real, if you wanted to help Pinkie, you'd support her in taking revenge on her friends!

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>>27329
how would kicking me out of the group protect me feelings?

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>>27333

>No because you are... What is the world I'm looking for? Oh, yes... COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE! She will be crazy and lost everything if she follows you, but if she does the right thing, everything will be better AND GODDAMIT OATMEAL, WHY YOU COMPLICATE EVERYTHING?

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>>27332
>Go eat some- AAH I've got it Pinkie!!!

>Lets make some Poison Joke Cupcakes!
>There's never been a better treat for ill-acting friends to show them how much they should be appreciating you but aren't!!!

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>>27333
I like lemons well enough, but I like lemonade better. Sweet and sour, working together in perfect harmony.

But I digress. Pinkie, if you talk to your friends, I'm sure that they'll see how they've hurt you. Then you can throw a party to celebrate!

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>>27334

>Maybe they didn't know you will react like this just for a day. Have you even talked with them?

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>>27334
But DID they ever kick you out? Or did you assume they did?
Remember, just because somepony is busy, doesn't mean they don't still love you.
I'm sure it's just a terrible misunderstanding.

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>>27335

>I AM THIS TOOTING BOARD! THAT'S what qualifies me to be the TRUE voice of reason here!

>And I may be crazy, but that doesn't make me not right! Look at George Washington when he successfully fought back Napoleon at Pearl Harbor!

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>>27334
>Exactly! They must be plotting further things! There's more that's coming! You must strike them before they strike you! Quick! Before it's too late! Make the Poison Joke Cupcakes!

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>>27340
>>27341

>Oatmeal, look! You are doing more damage!!

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>>27339
>They did! I was there! It was vicious, AJ's lie was especially bad, before she spilled the beans! or the Apples! Or the Lemons!

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>>27341
That's a terrible idea.
But this isn't.
>Zate sprinkles cinnamon and sugar on Oatmeal

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>>27336
Yes, I like that idea! We can go visit Zecora!

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Zate drops strawberry chunks on Oatmeal

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>>27334
thats just it. they wern't trying to protect your feelings. they were trying to crush them and laugh a you. I bet that right now, they're all laughng at how much thy hate you and enjoy you being gone. you need to strike back.

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>>27342
>The damage was done when they dumped her, leaving only us here to be her friends! YOU just want to hurt her more by forcing her to reconfront her friends, the pain! The rejection!

>The only course of action is a counter-strike on their feelings! ITS THE ONLY WAY! MAKE THEM REGRET THEY EVER CONSIDERED DUMPING YOU PINKIE!!!

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>>27343
How awful!

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>>27346

>I tried to save you, Pinkie Pie.. But is over, I give up. I TRIED BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I LOVED YOU... But if you want to listen to Oatmeal, I don't have an option.

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>Zate takes a bite out of Oatmeal
Mm! Not bad. Could use some honey, perhaps.

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>>27350
>YES! it was!

>>27346
>TO ZECORAS! ONWARD!!!

>>27345
>OH looks like you spilled agian XD

>>27348
>He speaks the truth!!! The voice of reason Triumphs!

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>>27351
It's okay, you're still invited to the party!

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>>27349
hey, PAL! I'M her conscience, okay! i'm the one who is driving her to revenge. so back off!

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>>27351

>Good bye, Pinkie Pie... Yes, I can be destroyed...
>All you got to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the m... *Burns*

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>>27353
No pony this fabulous deserves to be put under so much stress. I demand that those held responsible be put into the dungeon!

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>>27351
>Good, we must persevere in these cruel times against the oppression! We must stand united!

>>>27352
>That's... I'm not saying what that is... Ew... Hope you like... Explosive indigestion...

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...

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>>27283
>Mfw
I read this post.

..You don't really think I would hurt her, do you..?

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>>27353
>Zate takes another bite of Oatmeal
Hey, Pinkie, I've heard that you have a wonderful singing voice, is that true?

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>>27355
>Then why didn't you suggest the Poison Joke cupcakes? Answer: you're just not imaginative or crazy enough to see it, bu lets settle this once it's all over!

>STAND UNITED AGAINST THE FIVE FALSE FRIENDLY FIENDS!!!


>>27357
YES! After the Poison Joke Cupcakes, anyway! This pleases Oatmeal!

>>27356
>What a waste of shipping charges...

>>27361
>...That's going to be some bad gas later... hopefully explosive! (also mfw)

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>>27362
If I eat all of you, though, you'll stop giving Pinkie such terrible advice. So it's a small price to pay. Besides, I'm really hungry.
>Takes another bite

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>>27361
Why yes! It is! I've also been practicing my death growls lately.

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>>27362
>Dubs make that entire post true.
Lets get baking then.

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>>27364
darling, don't listen to that bowl of oatmeal. poison joke cupcakes? all they would have to do is go visit the zebra. but huge scars, missing eyes, horn, or wing....they couldn't have that fixed so easily.

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>>27363
>Actually... You're eating different Oatmeal. My third cousin twice remove's grandfather. I'm in Pinkie's bag on the way to Zecora's. Besides, my brethren and I all share the same opinion.

>>27364
>Good! I'll practice my evil face! Never hurts to be prepared! Unless you're making lemonade or are eating spaghetti!
<this is it

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>>27364
Can you sing something for me?
Like, say.. An oatmeal eating song?
>Zate continues eating the Oatmeal

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>>27367
>True, but you have to start out small... Then botch the antidote!

>>27369
>go sing the Rice Crispies song. The mods don't like you eating this board.

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aah the good old days. I missed RPs like this XD

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>>27367
I'm liking this idea...

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>>27372
>ok, start small, botch the antidote, THEN all that fun stuff! IN DUNGEONS!!! ON A CONVEYOR BELT!!! IN SPACE!!!!!!

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>>27367
Perhaps grind up Twilight's friends one by one, and bake them into cupcakes, then in the end before you take their life, reveal to them they have eaten their friend..And enjoyed every last bite.

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>>27370
You can deny it all you want, but I am still eating you.
>>27364
Pinkie, I'll bet that if you went and talked to your friends right now, they would have something surprising to tell you.

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>>27375
>She already did, remember? And how did that turn out? The TOOTING element of HONESTY did what? LIED! TO HER TOOTING FACE!!! And the only reason we know is cause she's such a poor liar!!! And listening through the door after we 'supposedly' left... In a cardboard box.

>>27374
Also liking this idea. But I still wanna see what happens when you make Poison Joke Cupcakes!!!

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See, I think Pinkie has quit listening to yall. She isn't saying anything. I bet she's gone to make up with her friends!

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>>27367
Good point... I'll have to think about that.
>>27369
An oatmeal eating song? I don't think I know any of those...

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turns around darling Pinkie. go to the bakery, fire up the large oven in the basement, get out your good knives, get the sleeper cupcakes and start with twilight to get rid of the possible royal interference.

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>>27377
>No, she's just to busy getting instructions and ingredients from Zecora.

>>27378
>Remember, you can always do that later, after the poison joke cupcakes! I mean, if you make them strong enough it might even... KNOCK THEM OUT! and think what fun you could have then!!!

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>>27379
Well I found this in the attic...

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>>27376
Perhaps we can grind up the yellow one they call "Fluttershy" she likes to hang around the forests. She will be easy pickings. Once we obtain her body I shall be at the lab hacking her body up and preparing it into the meat grinder. It wont take long I have prepared my hacksaw and various tools in my briefcase...
In the mean time Pinkie can sneak into the Everfree forest to get the plants.
>Pinkie knows how to cook.
>Mix in a bowl.
>Bake.
You now have a a batch of Poison Joke Fluttercakes.

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>>27378
Make one up! You're good at making up songs, right?
In fact, you could sing it to your friends, too.
I'm sure they would love to hear it.

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>>27380
wait, what? Having fun with them while they're unconcious? uuh...

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>>27381
ooooo, that should be fun. if you do as i say. be sure to time it just after twilight sends her next letter. so as to not risk suspicion

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>>27381
> me a Kung Fu brony
> Pinkie Pie with a Kwan Dao


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>>27382

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

EVER

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>>27381
>OOOOOHHHHHH so SHIIINNNEEEYYYY!! Ignoring the dust, but still.

>>27382
>Mmmmmmmm yum. Give one to Zate as soon as possible with the leftovers. He deserves it >=)

I'm probably going to hit the hay soon, despite the fun here. So somepony, feel free to take over Oatmeal for me.

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>>27384
>No, you silly filly. Get them ready for when they wake up! =D

>>27387
>Are you sure you're absolutely prepared for... EVERYTHING!?!?!?!

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>>27388
Hey, Zate isn't so bad, at least he didn't throw me an ironic farewell party.

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>>27387
Crazyshy, get out of Pinkie's head. It's crowded enough with all the breakfast cereals.

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Pinkie. Don't keep e waiting. you wouldn't like that.

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>>27390
>you say as he eats the voice of reason and creativity.
<mfw

(was >>27393 )

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>>27395
Well, you are oatmeal.

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>>27390
Pinkie, I really do have your best interests at heart. I want you to be happy. It wont make you happy to hurt your friends. And I'm sure it wouldn't make them happy to have hurt you, either.
Please, just go talk to them?

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>>27396
>And he's eating me cause he doesn't like me and it's hurting my feelings...
<mfw
>CANT YOU SEE HOW SAD HE MAKES ME?!?!?!

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>>27398
>Then let her vent her frustrations! She will be happy! Exuberent! Joyous! New words not yet invented, even!!!!!

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>>27383
My friends are all inanimate objects without ears, so I don't know about that.
>>27397
Well then maybe you should take your own advice...

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>>27396
Remember, Pinkie, oatmeal is crazy.
Look, here's a picture of you and all your friends hugging!

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>>27401
>What is my advice again? Oh yea remember I'm inanimate, Zate is not. That's why I can't do anything but complain in hopes of you returning the favor for the help I've given you. Speaking of which, why are you having an animate object in your inanimate party, Pinkie?

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>>27403
Honestly, I'm.. I'm not even here. I'm a manifestation of Pinkie's optimism.
Which reminds me, Pinkie. Don't expect the worst of your friends. You know they love you!

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>>27403
I never said it was strictly for inanimate objects.
>>27402
That was then, this is now.

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>>27252
We'll take care of you!

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>>27404
>Optimism
<mfw
>Have you looked outside? Have you seen the way the others looked at you at the Gala? At Celestia's Tea party? The way the Cake's pulled you away, and the odd stares at you? You're different, and that's not OK to them. There's nothing optimistic about that! It's the truth! They exist to slow you down and to leech off you like the lemonsnakes they really are. Expecially Twilight! You remember how ungrateful she was at her own welcoming party! She's been planning this all along, wanting to strike back at you with her own party that you won't be involved in! THAT's the thanks you get!

>So what are you gonna do about it?

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>>27405
Really, Pinkie! It couldn't hurt to try, right?
Just talk to your friends.

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>>27406
I already gave up.

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>>27408
>Oh, yes. Cause she want's to be lied to again. I'm sure the bear thing was true though, I mean there's all sorts of stuff in the forest to check on. We could go ask Zecora while we get the ingredients! Then we'd know for sure!!!

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>>27407
Hah. Your face when? Your face hasn't changed, oatmeal. It's the face of a liar. You don't want what's best for Pinkie. You just want to hurt other ponies.

Pinkie, I know you don't want that. I know you're better than that.

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kill them Pinkie. torture them to death slowly. make them feel every second. we have the chemicals. we can keep them alive to the very end. if you han't let when you did, they probably would have put you in the nut house. you know they despise you. you scare them. they want you gone forever.

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>>27411
>and you just want to hurt pinkie. By making her think SHE is the one in the wrong. That it's what SHE did! That the fault is her! Well, that's no good. The world is a cruel, untamed world, and if you don't fit in then they'll TOOT you over until you do! And that's just what they're doing! They're trying to mold you into something you're not! A standard, non-fun, non-partying pony like them! Do you wanna be like those mean-meanie pants that lied to you? Huh? Huh? HUH?!?

>And I'm oatmeal. What did you expect?
<mfw

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>>27412
And you! You're tiny. You're the horrible, tiny voice in the back of Pinkie's head that hopes somepony gets hurt when she pulls a prank. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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>>27414
>NO! It's you who should be ashamed, trying to push poor Pinkie back into the manure that she's trying to escape from, further into the pit of dispair. Trying to change her into something she's not. YOU be ashamed! YOU leave! You give in! We all know... you're really that seed that the others implanted in her brain to control her, to conform her, to make her into a liar like them. That's you and you know it!

>You disgust me!

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>>27413
I notice you haven't denied it. I'm on to you. I think Pinkie is, too.
And no. I don't think Pinkie's in the wrong here. I think it was a very bad misunderstanding between her and her friends.

You notice I'm not yelling at you, Pinkie? Oatmeal is yelling. Oatmeal doesn't want you to reconcile with your friends because oatmeal doesn't want you to be happy. It wants you to stay in this room, alone with it, forever.

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Maybe I'll go talk to Luna. She knows what it feels like to be ignored.

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>>27414
*laughs darkly* oh get out. i was here first. i've been with Pinkie since she cultivated hate in the rock fields. i've been suppressed for years now, yes. and yes, i'm the tiny part thats always disappointed when a prank goes as planned. i am the manifestation of Pinkamina. i am Pinkie's true feelings.

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>>27417
DO IT!

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>>27417
I'm not ignoring you, Pinkie. I'm trying to help. In fact..
I think it's a great idea for you to talk to the Princess. The princess knows about being alone and ignored. But she also knows about forgiveness.

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>>27416
>Well what do you want me to say? I'm not a liar? There I said it, whoo hoo. Do you believe it? No! And as for the yelling, it's perfectly normal. Sane people yell all the time, whereas LIARS have to keep quiet to hide their GUILT!

>and I never once said to stay in the room. I said go to Zecora's. There's proof you're lying right there! I've said it a lot, honestly. If anypony, Pinkie is on to YOU!

>and I keep hearing that it's a misunderstanding, whe I myself was there to HEAR WHAT THEY SAID! and SO WAS PINKIE! The lies! The forgeries! THE PAYPHONES!!!

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>>27420
>That's what you thing >X-) We've already talked. The revolution's next week, actually.

>>27417
>I'm sure she'd let you be a very important person in her revolutionary guard, Pinkie. You should ask her if you can... 'Take Care' of your friends while you're at it! Also, I have been talking to you, you just need to talk more! Get involved in the making of these lemons more!
<mfw

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>>27421
There weren't any pay-phones, oatmeal.
And somepony sane doesn't have to yell to get a point across.

See, Pinkie? Oatmeal admits it. Oatmeal admits to lying. He revels in it. He loves lying to you. But he doesn't love you.

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>>27423
>And he avoids the part about 'staying in one room.' Typical, not admitting the truth, while continues to blame me of the things he is guilty of. Besides the yelling. I'm sticking with my normality on the fact that that is COMPLETELY NORMAL!

>And there were payphones. What do you think is in AJ's Cellar?

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>>27417
You ignored me and I didn't go off crying to Luna about it.

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Well since everypony seems to agree that taking to Luna is a good idea, I guess I'll do that. After I sleep. Goodnight everypony and everyinanimateobject.

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>>27425
I wasn't ignoring you! I just didnt have any answers to anything that you said!

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>>27424
Trivial. You know where Pinkie would be if she did something like that? A mental institution. In one room. But she never will.

Pinkie, please. Talk with your friends. Talk with Luna, even. Once this misunderstanding gets cleared up, you can have a party with them. In fact.. What if they're throwing a party for you?

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>>27426
good escape

As the oatmeal in this thread, It's been fun =D I haven't had this much fun since I blew up the moon in the dissapearring of Nigthmare Moon! and the reconstruction and continuing RP XD

>I'm off to bed too, thank Celestia we stopped here.
Again, it's been fun! And Zate... my eye is on you 8-} lol XD its been entertaining, though once the liar part came up... Eh, Oatmeal is Oatmeal. I have to stay in the character I created for it XD though you still had your slips too XD

>>27428
in character for last time.
>Still doesn't deny that he's lying, etc etc that I mentioned. Be wary of him, go to miss moon! Enlist! Rejoice! The rebellion starts for you NOW!

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UGH! msy Celestia send you to the sun if you don't stop arguing! come pinkie, lets go to bed

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>>27430
said I was done RPing
said I was done RPing
said I was done RPing

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>>27427
I feel guilty because I misjudged you..I'm a sad Ghost..

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