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Darkpinkie!HdzfLtQvGsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27252[View All]

Hi everypony, I'm Pinkie. My friends have all been lying to me and avoiding me because they don't like my parties and they don't want to be my friends anymore, so I left ponyville to come live in ponychan. I hope you guys are better friends than those ponies were.
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Haackula!!H3BGH0L2WzCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27382

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>>27376
Perhaps we can grind up the yellow one they call "Fluttershy" she likes to hang around the forests. She will be easy pickings. Once we obtain her body I shall be at the lab hacking her body up and preparing it into the meat grinder. It wont take long I have prepared my hacksaw and various tools in my briefcase...
In the mean time Pinkie can sneak into the Everfree forest to get the plants.
>Pinkie knows how to cook.
>Mix in a bowl.
>Bake.
You now have a a batch of Poison Joke Fluttercakes.

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>>27378
Make one up! You're good at making up songs, right?
In fact, you could sing it to your friends, too.
I'm sure they would love to hear it.

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>>27380
wait, what? Having fun with them while they're unconcious? uuh...

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>>27381
ooooo, that should be fun. if you do as i say. be sure to time it just after twilight sends her next letter. so as to not risk suspicion

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>>27381
> me a Kung Fu brony
> Pinkie Pie with a Kwan Dao


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>>27382

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

EVER

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>>27381
>OOOOOHHHHHH so SHIIINNNEEEYYYY!! Ignoring the dust, but still.

>>27382
>Mmmmmmmm yum. Give one to Zate as soon as possible with the leftovers. He deserves it >=)

I'm probably going to hit the hay soon, despite the fun here. So somepony, feel free to take over Oatmeal for me.

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>>27384
>No, you silly filly. Get them ready for when they wake up! =D

>>27387
>Are you sure you're absolutely prepared for... EVERYTHING!?!?!?!

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>>27388
Hey, Zate isn't so bad, at least he didn't throw me an ironic farewell party.

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>>27387
Crazyshy, get out of Pinkie's head. It's crowded enough with all the breakfast cereals.

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>>27387

Rhulain!4eri5KglYoCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27394

Pinkie. Don't keep e waiting. you wouldn't like that.

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>>27390
>you say as he eats the voice of reason and creativity.
<mfw

(was >>27393 )

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>>27395
Well, you are oatmeal.

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>>27390
Pinkie, I really do have your best interests at heart. I want you to be happy. It wont make you happy to hurt your friends. And I'm sure it wouldn't make them happy to have hurt you, either.
Please, just go talk to them?

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>>27396
>And he's eating me cause he doesn't like me and it's hurting my feelings...
<mfw
>CANT YOU SEE HOW SAD HE MAKES ME?!?!?!

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>>27398
>Then let her vent her frustrations! She will be happy! Exuberent! Joyous! New words not yet invented, even!!!!!

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>>27383
My friends are all inanimate objects without ears, so I don't know about that.
>>27397
Well then maybe you should take your own advice...

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>>27396
Remember, Pinkie, oatmeal is crazy.
Look, here's a picture of you and all your friends hugging!

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>>27401
>What is my advice again? Oh yea remember I'm inanimate, Zate is not. That's why I can't do anything but complain in hopes of you returning the favor for the help I've given you. Speaking of which, why are you having an animate object in your inanimate party, Pinkie?

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>>27403
Honestly, I'm.. I'm not even here. I'm a manifestation of Pinkie's optimism.
Which reminds me, Pinkie. Don't expect the worst of your friends. You know they love you!

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>>27403
I never said it was strictly for inanimate objects.
>>27402
That was then, this is now.

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>>27252
We'll take care of you!

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>>27404
>Optimism
<mfw
>Have you looked outside? Have you seen the way the others looked at you at the Gala? At Celestia's Tea party? The way the Cake's pulled you away, and the odd stares at you? You're different, and that's not OK to them. There's nothing optimistic about that! It's the truth! They exist to slow you down and to leech off you like the lemonsnakes they really are. Expecially Twilight! You remember how ungrateful she was at her own welcoming party! She's been planning this all along, wanting to strike back at you with her own party that you won't be involved in! THAT's the thanks you get!

>So what are you gonna do about it?

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>>27405
Really, Pinkie! It couldn't hurt to try, right?
Just talk to your friends.

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>>27406
I already gave up.

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>>27408
>Oh, yes. Cause she want's to be lied to again. I'm sure the bear thing was true though, I mean there's all sorts of stuff in the forest to check on. We could go ask Zecora while we get the ingredients! Then we'd know for sure!!!

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>>27407
Hah. Your face when? Your face hasn't changed, oatmeal. It's the face of a liar. You don't want what's best for Pinkie. You just want to hurt other ponies.

Pinkie, I know you don't want that. I know you're better than that.

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kill them Pinkie. torture them to death slowly. make them feel every second. we have the chemicals. we can keep them alive to the very end. if you han't let when you did, they probably would have put you in the nut house. you know they despise you. you scare them. they want you gone forever.

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>>27411
>and you just want to hurt pinkie. By making her think SHE is the one in the wrong. That it's what SHE did! That the fault is her! Well, that's no good. The world is a cruel, untamed world, and if you don't fit in then they'll TOOT you over until you do! And that's just what they're doing! They're trying to mold you into something you're not! A standard, non-fun, non-partying pony like them! Do you wanna be like those mean-meanie pants that lied to you? Huh? Huh? HUH?!?

>And I'm oatmeal. What did you expect?
<mfw

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>>27412
And you! You're tiny. You're the horrible, tiny voice in the back of Pinkie's head that hopes somepony gets hurt when she pulls a prank. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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>>27414
>NO! It's you who should be ashamed, trying to push poor Pinkie back into the manure that she's trying to escape from, further into the pit of dispair. Trying to change her into something she's not. YOU be ashamed! YOU leave! You give in! We all know... you're really that seed that the others implanted in her brain to control her, to conform her, to make her into a liar like them. That's you and you know it!

>You disgust me!

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>>27413
I notice you haven't denied it. I'm on to you. I think Pinkie is, too.
And no. I don't think Pinkie's in the wrong here. I think it was a very bad misunderstanding between her and her friends.

You notice I'm not yelling at you, Pinkie? Oatmeal is yelling. Oatmeal doesn't want you to reconcile with your friends because oatmeal doesn't want you to be happy. It wants you to stay in this room, alone with it, forever.

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Maybe I'll go talk to Luna. She knows what it feels like to be ignored.

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>>27414
*laughs darkly* oh get out. i was here first. i've been with Pinkie since she cultivated hate in the rock fields. i've been suppressed for years now, yes. and yes, i'm the tiny part thats always disappointed when a prank goes as planned. i am the manifestation of Pinkamina. i am Pinkie's true feelings.

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>>27417
DO IT!

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>>27417
I'm not ignoring you, Pinkie. I'm trying to help. In fact..
I think it's a great idea for you to talk to the Princess. The princess knows about being alone and ignored. But she also knows about forgiveness.

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>>27416
>Well what do you want me to say? I'm not a liar? There I said it, whoo hoo. Do you believe it? No! And as for the yelling, it's perfectly normal. Sane people yell all the time, whereas LIARS have to keep quiet to hide their GUILT!

>and I never once said to stay in the room. I said go to Zecora's. There's proof you're lying right there! I've said it a lot, honestly. If anypony, Pinkie is on to YOU!

>and I keep hearing that it's a misunderstanding, whe I myself was there to HEAR WHAT THEY SAID! and SO WAS PINKIE! The lies! The forgeries! THE PAYPHONES!!!

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>>27420
>That's what you thing >X-) We've already talked. The revolution's next week, actually.

>>27417
>I'm sure she'd let you be a very important person in her revolutionary guard, Pinkie. You should ask her if you can... 'Take Care' of your friends while you're at it! Also, I have been talking to you, you just need to talk more! Get involved in the making of these lemons more!
<mfw

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>>27421
There weren't any pay-phones, oatmeal.
And somepony sane doesn't have to yell to get a point across.

See, Pinkie? Oatmeal admits it. Oatmeal admits to lying. He revels in it. He loves lying to you. But he doesn't love you.

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>>27423
>And he avoids the part about 'staying in one room.' Typical, not admitting the truth, while continues to blame me of the things he is guilty of. Besides the yelling. I'm sticking with my normality on the fact that that is COMPLETELY NORMAL!

>And there were payphones. What do you think is in AJ's Cellar?

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>>27417
You ignored me and I didn't go off crying to Luna about it.

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Well since everypony seems to agree that taking to Luna is a good idea, I guess I'll do that. After I sleep. Goodnight everypony and everyinanimateobject.

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>>27425
I wasn't ignoring you! I just didnt have any answers to anything that you said!

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>>27424
Trivial. You know where Pinkie would be if she did something like that? A mental institution. In one room. But she never will.

Pinkie, please. Talk with your friends. Talk with Luna, even. Once this misunderstanding gets cleared up, you can have a party with them. In fact.. What if they're throwing a party for you?

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>>27426
good escape

As the oatmeal in this thread, It's been fun =D I haven't had this much fun since I blew up the moon in the dissapearring of Nigthmare Moon! and the reconstruction and continuing RP XD

>I'm off to bed too, thank Celestia we stopped here.
Again, it's been fun! And Zate... my eye is on you 8-} lol XD its been entertaining, though once the liar part came up... Eh, Oatmeal is Oatmeal. I have to stay in the character I created for it XD though you still had your slips too XD

>>27428
in character for last time.
>Still doesn't deny that he's lying, etc etc that I mentioned. Be wary of him, go to miss moon! Enlist! Rejoice! The rebellion starts for you NOW!

[/end]

Rhulain!4eri5KglYoCountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27430

UGH! msy Celestia send you to the sun if you don't stop arguing! come pinkie, lets go to bed

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>>27430
said I was done RPing
said I was done RPing
said I was done RPing

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>>27427
I feel guilty because I misjudged you..I'm a sad Ghost..

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