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Derpy moments ?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 01:58:33 GMT No.26705 [Last 50 Posts]

I just locked myself out of my house by accident, housemate not home, had to ask some dude that was passing by to give me a push up the fence, I'm wearing a long skirt, no underwear *facehoof* had to break a window once inside the property. most embarrassing day in the year so far.

Post your Derpy moments.

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 03 May 2011 02:01:10 GMT No.26706

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I'm going to just recline here and have a looksy up said skirt. I think that would be enough to calm and ease my mind.

This post is my derpy moment.

Van Horsing!SiLvErHyi6 03 May 2011 02:02:06 GMT No.26707

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I didn't know there were women who didn't wear underwear.

Fenolio!CxJo0FAY0M 03 May 2011 02:02:34 GMT No.26708

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Forgot my own birthday once.
Carried a box of Math's books to the English corridor in high school. (They are on complete opposite sides of the building.)
>In my defense, i hadnt looked at the label.

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 03 May 2011 02:05:55 GMT No.26709

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>>26706
Quads mean success, right?

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 02:08:53 GMT No.26710

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>wearing a long skirt, no underwear

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 02:10:43 GMT No.26711

>>26705

*snrk*

I lol'd...

I'm sorry, OWP, but I lol'd.

...no, wait.. I'm still loling..

*hugs you*

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 02:11:18 GMT No.26712

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>>26705
Dear god. I am so sorry O_o
I have been there before NOT REALLY!!

Hmmmm... most embarassing moment... posting that pic of luna being decapitated and subsequently getting banned for it =/ I don't really take shame in many things

Radiance !R8BREEZEso 03 May 2011 02:11:52 GMT No.26713

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>>26705
Y u no carry lockpicks or call lock smith. Cheaper than window break probably, and you no give strangers a show.

Peach Strudel!Fuzzy3qo2s 03 May 2011 02:12:12 GMT No.26714

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Drank ketchup and put cream soda on french fries...
I was okay with that though...

Amonisis!se/xGmYaM. 03 May 2011 02:13:30 GMT No.26715

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>>26705
>mfw

i guess one for me would be the time i accidentally punched a wall and tore the skin from my knuckles. that hurt so bad ><

Peach Strudel!Fuzzy3qo2s 03 May 2011 02:15:00 GMT No.26716

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>>26714
Did I mention that after that moment, I learned that cream soda makes everything taste better? Because it does...

ARGH!News.M05q2 03 May 2011 02:15:53 GMT No.26717

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I caught myself singing out loud in the middle of class..............................while we were taking a test

Anonymous 03 May 2011 02:16:57 GMT No.26718

Smacked right into a PULL door while I thought it was a PUSH door.

Autumn!Wind8zRZzA 03 May 2011 02:16:58 GMT No.26719

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>...no underwear....

pic related

the Zefarian!aBlur4p.qE 03 May 2011 02:17:26 GMT No.26720

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"We're all going to pass, or try dying!"
"... wait I meant die trying...."
"oops."

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 02:17:38 GMT No.26721

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>>26717
Oh god... that cartoon...

Elah!!OwBGOuZTH1 03 May 2011 02:19:22 GMT No.26722

Well, lately I've been very close to bursting into song/dancing. I've been caught humming embarrassing things several times. I've also been talking to myself.

...I think I'm losing my goddamn mind.

On Ponychan, probably joking that I had a crush on Princess Celestia (the tripfriend) and making her uncomfortable.

Considering that I've done this several times on other sites, and it's backfired every time, you'd think I'd have learned my lesson by now.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 02:19:30 GMT No.26723

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>>26716
Are you Luna?

Freightrain (Promontory)!trainB299c 03 May 2011 02:20:56 GMT No.26724

>>26722
... could be worse... unless you haven't realized it yet

Lucky Streak!Nl9zRGd.1g 03 May 2011 02:21:02 GMT No.26725

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Was halfway home when I realized I had my grandmothers TV remote in my hand

walked into a telephone pole

shut my hand in a door

locked myself out of my own room and had somepony break in to open it

Treesap!N4wX3ilpTw 03 May 2011 02:22:45 GMT No.26726

>>26717
woot somepony using my crazy pinkamena meme template!

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 02:29:48 GMT No.26727

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>>26724

Freightrain (Promontory)!trainB299c 03 May 2011 02:30:36 GMT No.26728

>>26724
Besides the one YOU REMEMBER! lets see...

I don't take naps often, but one summer I wound up taking one. That morning I went back to bed, and then proceeded to wake up for a 'breakfast' of Hot Dogs

Even when mom explained that I had taken a nap, which was once I had started eating, btw, they were still the strangest tasting hot dog's I've ever eaten.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 02:31:44 GMT No.26729

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>>26713
I wasn't prepared to be locked out obviously, how am I supposed to call a locksmith? the properties here a huge so I would have to walk in flipflops on a rock road for a while before arriving at a neighbors house to ask for help.

Also this all happened because I wanted to feed some crying cat outside. never again will I let my Fluttershy instinct take over.

>>26710
You find it disgusting Dokter? tell me a story of yours.

>>26722
I'm her btw

ARGH!News.M05q2 03 May 2011 02:33:24 GMT No.26730

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>>26726
>credit recieved

Peach Strudel!Fuzzy3qo2s 03 May 2011 02:33:51 GMT No.26731

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>>26723
No.Yes.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 02:35:58 GMT No.26732

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>>26731

>mfw
either one

Freightrain (Promontory)!trainB299c 03 May 2011 02:37:29 GMT No.26733

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>>26731
>>26732
>either thumb or full image

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 02:37:57 GMT No.26734

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>>26729
Oh no, not disgusting at all. Just funny.

Let's see, hmm derpy moments...

Oh yeah, I was trying to cook some stir fried noodles and I poured oil on the frying pan. I then went to watch Sponge Bob and TOTALLY forgot about the frying pan.

Of course it caught on fire.

AND I POURED WATER ON THE PAN.

For those of you who don't know, DO NOT PUT OUT A GREASE FIRE WITH WATER. IT WILL EXPLODE.

Needless to say I had to go brow-less for few weeks.

Freightrain (Promontory)!trainB299c 03 May 2011 02:38:20 GMT No.26735

>>26733
autoderp derped and the derp is appropriate.

Radiance !R8BREEZEso 03 May 2011 02:38:36 GMT No.26736

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>>26729
No cell phones? *gasp* you must be from a different planet.

>mfw I wish I lived in a wider more open place instead of densely populated urban place.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 02:39:03 GMT No.26737

>>26732

I shouldn't have been reading this thread.

Now I'm going to correlate the names mentally X(

Elah!!OwBGOuZTH1 03 May 2011 02:40:12 GMT No.26738

>>26729
Shit.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 02:41:13 GMT No.26739

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>>26736
I don't carry around my cell phone either.

...Not because I have no one to call me. Nope.

...*sniff*

Radiance !R8BREEZEso 03 May 2011 02:45:56 GMT No.26740

>>26739
Lol, I can't stop myself from carrying it around even though nopony EVER calls me EVER.
I use a cheap a$$ prepaid plan that I have to occasionally put additional minutes on not because I'm run out, but to keep the phone from expiring due to inactivity...

Just a force of habit in case I ever need to make emergency calls though.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 02:47:46 GMT No.26741

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>>26734
>mfw I did that once. actually twice.

>>26736
Why would I carry my cellphone when heading outside for a few minutes? or so I thought, also I would still need the number of a local locksmith. all I can say is that I won't make the same mistake twice...

>>26737
Forget what you read... be at peace. no princess here.

Also why can't people share their real embarrassing derpy stories? common /oat/ throw that shame out the window along with your underwear.

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 03 May 2011 02:48:29 GMT No.26742

I've actually got a few really really really embarrassing derp stories...not sure if wanting to share though... >_>

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 02:50:16 GMT No.26743

>>26741
>>26741

Can't... don't remember any embarrassing stories.

=(

It"s true.. Nature Blossom?!H0jR4rLOVE 03 May 2011 02:55:06 GMT No.26744

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...Obligatory.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 03:01:17 GMT No.26745

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>>26744
AND THAT'S WHY I WEAR BOXER BRIEFS!

KEEPS'EM COMFY.

IT'S LIKE WEARING NOTHIN' AT ALL!

Kelpie 03 May 2011 03:01:25 GMT No.26746

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Just this morning I forgot to bring the keys to my office. I've only been on the job a month and both of my bosses were going to be late into work. Very, very embarrassing. Very painful directing people when everypony knew I messed up significantly.

Also, earlier this year I was going to have a photoshoot with my horse. Camera was there, everypony was ready, I mounted up, and before I'd even settled fell off. Only time I've ever fallen off my horse through all of her crazy antics and it was at the dumbest time, and I couldn't even get back on for photos because I knocked my spine out of alignment when I hit the ground. Plus, I had to have a novice go catch my horse because I was having such a hard time standing! Very embarrassing (and painful!)

Nature Blossom?!H0jR4rLOVE 03 May 2011 03:02:30 GMT No.26747

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>>26745
>Nothin' at all.
I know that feel bro.

Le Fu- Nature Blossom?!H0jR4rLOVE 03 May 2011 03:04:09 GMT No.26748

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>>26747
..Pic related.

GOD DAMN YOU PICTURE DEEEEEEERRRRRPS!

Jebin Zedalu!GaDgeT3Rq. 03 May 2011 03:05:59 GMT No.26749

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>>26747

Is it just me, or have derps been getting more and more frequent?

Also, sorry to derp you. :(

Godot!6gNdhV6Qd. 03 May 2011 03:11:10 GMT No.26750

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Well let's just say that when I was in my uncle's farm, I was was walking on a dirt road, at night. To make a long story short, never try to throw rocks at what you think looks like a chicken, but it turns out it was a wild boar.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 03:23:39 GMT No.26751

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>>26744
Oh you...

>>26750
LOL

>>26746
That does sound awfully embarrassing and painful...

Gearknight!Uc.VSFgZwg 03 May 2011 03:36:15 GMT No.26752

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Today, I was re-enacting a scene in a manga (about the villain getting slapped with a fish) to my brony buddies Five Alarm, Reel Deal and Charcolt. I ended up throwing an empty math folder across the room and smacking my hoof on a cabinet so hard it bruised.

I was actually laughing, but it still hurt!

Also, I used a rubber band to style my Rainbow Dash's hair and got "PONY tail lol" puns from both Reel Deal AND Tomato Blossom.... who happens to be my MOTHER. Epic facehoof moment.

Mason Sketch 03 May 2011 03:39:38 GMT No.26753

I tried cooking fried eggs, but I didn't have any oil left. So I did the sensible thing and used water instead. Apparently, when water gets hot, it evaporates, and needless to say, there was boiling water and egg bits flying everywhere.

It gets better - I tried putting a pot lid on the pan to stop the boiling liquid from flying everywhere and the mini-explosions inside the pan were so powerful, they knocked the pot lid clean off the pan and onto the floor.

Finally, it occurred to me to turn off the stove, and I enjoyed the most hard-to-obtain fried egg ever.

I had to do it since I"m a man of my word. Nature Blossom?!H0jR4rLOVE 03 May 2011 03:44:13 GMT No.26754

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...I lost a bet with one of my good friends.
I had to go to work one day in tights and no shirt. It was breezy that day. Tights are REALLY TIGHT btw.

Man was so embarrassing, Bt it actually brang up my rep with everypony in the work place.
>Remind you this was like 3 months after being employed at Microsoft.

My boss ALMOST hit the roof. [This was when he started LOVING me. Seriously the guy thinks i'm like Duke Nukem or something.]..Instead of being fired he just gave me a White beater to wear.
>He let the tights slide for that day. Hilarious, yet uncomfortable.

Muscles were everywhere and stuff [Thank CELESTIA I chose to go to the gym ERR'day like 2 years before this or I would of DIED.]

But yeah.. One of my top ten embarrassing moments at work.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 03:47:52 GMT No.26755

There was the time I pinned my foot to the ground with an arrow that I accidentally shot through it in front of the class I was teaching...

The time I was chased up a tree by a moose...

The time I punched a bear in the nose to stop it from stealing my sandwich...

The time I lit the lawn on fire...

The time started having an MS attack at work and threw up in the back and passed out in it...

And the other day when I tripped up the stairs while holding a knife. I now have a new scar.

>Just the ones I can remember.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 03:52:17 GMT No.26756

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>>26754
....How the hell did you not get fired?

Man, your bosses are awesome.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 03:56:46 GMT No.26757

>>26755
There's also the time I showed up for church while my MS was affecting my system very strongly. Every person there thought I was drunk as fuck. And then I ran into a closed door.

Nature Blossom?!H0jR4rLOVE 03 May 2011 03:57:34 GMT No.26758

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>>26756
I should of been fired a LONG time ago... I'm just a lucky and likable guy.

>I must be getting sleep.

Good night and salutations.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 04:32:38 GMT No.26760

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>>26754
You have no idea how much that made me lol... I would've love to see that, there has to be footage!

>>26755
>The time I punched a bear in the nose to stop it from stealing my sandwich...

Whahahaha wat?

I don't feel so derpy after reading all of your stories ^^

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 04:37:53 GMT No.26761

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>>26760
Idk if you saw mine, but here it is >>26712

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 04:42:08 GMT No.26762

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>>26761
ah I missed your post. also missed when you got banned ^^

and really? tooting really? never been in my situation? no panties while doing something very physical?

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 04:44:01 GMT No.26763

>>26762

Hehe I go without panties all the time!

good thing I still wear boxers...

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 04:45:45 GMT No.26764

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>>26762
Actually there was one time I wasn't wearing panties when I got pantsed once.
I was wearing boxer briefs instead =P

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 04:46:33 GMT No.26765

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>>26762
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN THAT CAME OUT SO WRONGGGGG

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 04:46:48 GMT No.26766

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>>26763
>>26764

HAHA! Our responses are so similar its creepy.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 04:48:53 GMT No.26768

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>>26762
A man usually NEVER goes without an underwear.

Unless you have BAWLS OF STEEL.

I mean really. It's sensitive down there. :(

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 04:51:35 GMT No.26769

File: 130439829526.png (103.41 KB, 420x420, Astonished Fluttershy.png)

Hi everypony! This looks like a fun...

Oh my.

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 04:52:01 GMT No.26770

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>>26765
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 04:54:07 GMT No.26771

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>>26765
>>26762

PFFTT! HAHAHAHAHA

*didn't notice how wrong until after you mentioned how wrong it was*

Oh ~~Pinkie Pie~~ I mean ~~Princess Celesti- Damnit-~~ I mean One Winged, you're so random!

*gives you a hug*

some idiot!e885mRuWmg 03 May 2011 04:55:22 GMT No.26772

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>>26765
Well, I guess we all know where your mind is currently taking residence.
"something physical," indeed

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 04:57:18 GMT No.26773

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>>26765

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 05:00:09 GMT No.26774

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And the image derp made it worse.

Amonisis!se/xGmYaM. 03 May 2011 05:01:34 GMT No.26775

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>>26765
>>26773

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 05:03:15 GMT No.26776

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>>26774
see >>26764
>>26763

Also I never really took it that way. You so silly sometimes!

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:06:04 GMT No.26777

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>>26774

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:06:26 GMT No.26778

I think I just found a way to transpose a matrix in O(1) time.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 05:09:32 GMT No.26779

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>>26776
My mind is in the gutter most of the time so I'm surprised I didn't notice it.
also boxer briefs? why.

>>26777
probably the second most embarrassing fail I've had in ponychan. Like the time I typed incests instead of insects...

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:09:39 GMT No.26780

>>26778
Linear algebra + big O eh?

Aw shit now I remember I have Comp Sci finals...

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:10:26 GMT No.26781

>>26780
well... kinda.

i just had a crazy idea in my head. that's all.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 05:10:59 GMT No.26782

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>>26779
Boxers are more comfortable!

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:11:23 GMT No.26783

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>>26779
Boxer briefs is the best underwear for men. FACT.
and yes I remember that. implications hmm? lol jk

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 05:12:16 GMT No.26784

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>>26779
Wow, am I really that androgynous? Oh god... O_o

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 05:14:13 GMT No.26785

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>>26784
I assumed you were a gurl...

>>26782
>>26783
Really now.

Mooshi!GrAVitY3Xg 03 May 2011 05:14:32 GMT No.26786

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One Winged Pegasus...With that roll game awhile back and now your post..I swear you're going to give me nosebleeds!

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 05:15:57 GMT No.26787

>>26760
It was my damn sandwich and that bear was getting too friendly anyway.

Also, the time I showed up to breakfast in the dining hall with only a scout shirt and socks on.

>Pokerface.jpg
>YFW you realize I worked at a Boyscout camp in Yellowstone for three summers in a row.
>WTF.jpg
>YFW I have twenty or thirty more stories like this.

Jebin Zedalu!GaDgeT3Rq. 03 May 2011 05:16:41 GMT No.26788

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>>26784

Well, to be fair, your reapery-pony follows the female character model, so it's natural to assume that you yourself are female.

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 05:18:31 GMT No.26789

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>>26785
I'll be whatever you want me to be, babe...
Oh god that was creepy. Blegh. Blegh!

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:20:08 GMT No.26790

>>26780

But have you heard of a constant-time matrix transposition on any general size matrix before?

Mooshi!GrAVitY3Xg 03 May 2011 05:21:03 GMT No.26791

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>>26789
Well...there /are/ hormones for that.

I'm not helping, am I?

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 05:21:38 GMT No.26792

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>>26788
This is true. I just can't find a good male pony that I can really work with to make my images. And the only other image that I made with a squarer jaw is this one, my first ever
>pic

But I don't really like the way it looks, so i kept the smoother jawline in future pics

Zate 03 May 2011 05:22:09 GMT No.26793

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My Derpy-est moment..
This is hard, because theres so many to choose from.
Stupid, painful, or both?

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:22:28 GMT No.26794

>>26785
AND YES!

Boxers are the best!

In fact, I'm wearing them right now!

...and only them.... ...what? I'm in bed!

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:23:27 GMT No.26795

>>26792
For the record, you looked like a male pony to me.

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 05:25:17 GMT No.26796

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>>26791
Lol'd

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:25:34 GMT No.26797

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>>26790
Not really. I can't brain at the moment anyway.

some idiot!e885mRuWmg 03 May 2011 05:25:34 GMT No.26798

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>>26794
I shudder to think about whose bed you are in.
oh implied implications, you so crazy

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:26:10 GMT No.26799

>>26798
...sadly, my own... =/

Breadboard!BZzZTOAixM 03 May 2011 05:26:54 GMT No.26800

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>>26783

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 05:27:43 GMT No.26801

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>>26795
Thanks serge

Night everypony! Well, almost. Imma check the rest of my watch list b4 I go.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:28:15 GMT No.26802

>>26801

*hugs you tight*

Autumn!Wind8zRZzA 03 May 2011 05:28:17 GMT No.26803

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To be on topic...

>Accidentally sent a text to my ex-gf. It was supposed to go to my love interest at the time, and she sent me a text that read, "Autumn, I'm worried about you."

I'll leave it up to your own imaginations as to what I had text'd her. Man was I embarrassed.

>At friend's house. Spent the night, taking a shower. She knocks on the door, I say, "come in" without thinking about it while drying off.

She was mortified and hasn't let me live that one down. She calls me a perv, but I still appologize. In all fairness it was 2 am and I had been drinking, so my mental faculties were not in fully functioning order.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:28:45 GMT No.26804

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Oh yeah, come to think of it, I used to be stuck on MMORPG (called Mabinogi) when I was in Grade 7-8 and I accidentally introduced myself as a girl to the guild members. And I rolled with it for the rest of my stay on the game.

I guess I am feminine enough.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 05:29:38 GMT No.26805

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>>26794
well. right now I'm wearing only a nightgown, getting ready to sleep cause I'm pooped.
didn't get any sleep yesterday and I'm really falling over.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:29:45 GMT No.26806

>>26804

Hahahah XD

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 05:29:59 GMT No.26807

>>26794
I'm wearing a fleece robe, fleece bottoms, a long-sleeved shirt, wool socks and fur-lined slippers and I've got three blankets and a down "Deena" (It's a Norwegian blanket thing that's like a giant down-filled pillow and I have no idea how to spell it.) on my bed.

What? It's still winter here.
Seriously, it snowed over an inch yesterday.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:30:30 GMT No.26808

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>>26800
But it is! It's like wearing nothin' at all!

Also keeps your private parts safe and comfy.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:32:38 GMT No.26809

>>26808

>Wearing only boxers
>Its like wearing nothing at all
>I'm like wearing nothing at all

Dee 03 May 2011 05:33:18 GMT No.26811

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Two days ago, instead of adding salt to my food I added it to my drink :(

My brother teased me for the rest of the lunch time >_<

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 05:34:11 GMT No.26812

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ooo, I'm wearing a t-shirt, a Northface sweater and some comfortable shorts... I didn't get much sleep last night either :(.

Jebin Zedalu!GaDgeT3Rq. 03 May 2011 05:34:14 GMT No.26813

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>>26804

Heh. There was this one time on a game called Grand Chase where some annoying little horndog preteen boy started harassing a girl in the dungeon party. I told him off, and the girl got friendly towards me. (Not in a weird way, normal friendship-style.)
A few dungeon runs later, she started ranting about how guys tend to treat her. I can't remember exactly what was said, but eventually, I responded with something along the lines of "yeah, it's common, but not everypony is like that. Take me, for example, yada yada yada".

Her: "Wait... You're a guy?"

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 05:34:22 GMT No.26814

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>>26804
>>26789
I could introduce both of you to some friends.

some idiot!e885mRuWmg 03 May 2011 05:34:44 GMT No.26815

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>>26799
Oh. Well...
um
Pretend I made a good excuse to post this link-

>>26809
>>26810
Oh wait, these two posts are a flimsy enough pretense for me to use!
[warning: suggestive as all get-out]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbT9wB2Dm_k
[pic related]

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:34:54 GMT No.26816

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>>26809
I am only in my boxer briefs as well.
NOTHIN' AT ALL.

Also, my parents say I used to look really girly when I was 6~10 yrs old or something. Thankfully ~~and somewhat disappointingly~~ I don't look feminine anymore.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 05:35:07 GMT No.26817

>>26808
>Coughs
>Argument: Silk Boxers.
>Wears self-made clothes and underwear all the time
That's like wearing nothing at all.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:36:29 GMT No.26818

>>26817
You have SILK boxers?

So -jealous-!

Jebin Zedalu!GaDgeT3Rq. 03 May 2011 05:36:43 GMT No.26819

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>>26811

Ha. That reminds me of the time a friend tried to eat his TV remote and change the channel with a Dorito.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 05:37:48 GMT No.26820

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>>26815
What the fuk am I watching?

Mooshi!GrAVitY3Xg 03 May 2011 05:37:57 GMT No.26821

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Suppose I could contribute. I think OWP will like this one.

>cough

You see...a long long time ago I used to be more..uh..ehehe..ever seen Inuyasha? Yeah..I was Miroku. I gained the nickname. "The luffable perv"

Welp, a female friend kept bugging me to go on Second Life with her in spite of my protests. I eventually caved in since she used THE VOICE against me.

>total ./////. The flirt!

Eventually I got the hang of SL and it became more or less an instant messenger with graphics to me. Well, this girl did have a crush on me, I also liked her some and well..operating on hormones + lack of sleep was a HORRIBLE IDEA! We were on a sim in SL and to give items to people, you can either go through their profile (long way) or drag and drop onto their avatar (easy way). Since I was lazy, I dragged a big of my bronyhood over to give her. At that very moment a strange walked in the way and I sent that pic to them by mistake!

Amonisis!se/xGmYaM. 03 May 2011 05:37:59 GMT No.26822

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>this thread gives me the oddest wingboner.

i'll tell yall what i'm wearing...

jeans, nikes, a shirt, a hoody, and boxers. sooooooo sexy...

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 05:38:18 GMT No.26823

>>26812
Shorts... I haven't been able to wear shorts for months.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:38:54 GMT No.26824

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>>26814
>pic

>>26815
HAHAHA what the hell, is that real?

>>26817
PRESERVATIVES!

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 05:39:00 GMT No.26825

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>watch list keeps refilling
>>26810
not sure if want... =P

>>26805
>>26807
>>26809
I am wearing A plaid blue and green robe with dark grey pajama pants, and my hair is pulled back into a ponytail (ha ha, ponytail)

some idiot!e885mRuWmg 03 May 2011 05:39:29 GMT No.26826

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>>26820
The most suggestive trailer for a Wii game
ever

Well maybe not the most suggestive, but it's still pretty freakin' suggestive.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:40:09 GMT No.26827

>>26821
Oh, I'm quite sure OWP -WOULD- have enjoyed it ;)

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 05:42:21 GMT No.26828

>>26818
>>26824
Y-yeah... It was on sale and there were only two things I could make out of it... So that's how I made three pairs of boxers and a pirate sash.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 05:42:35 GMT No.26829

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>>26823
I know! The winter was freezing in New York this year...

ooo, I've had some horribly embarrassing things happen to me in my life... I was once feeling terribly ill on a trip China and as I was stumbling towards the local doctor's office, I tripped and vomited at the same, thus falling face down into a pool of my own vomit. I must have laid there for about two whole minutes hoping my embarrassment had killed me.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:42:52 GMT No.26830

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>>26821
That's a great story. I am laughing hard right now.

Breadboard!BZzZTOAixM 03 May 2011 05:43:08 GMT No.26831

>>26808
Oh, I agree. I made the switch from boxers to boxer briefs a few years ago and haven't gone back. The perfect blend of comfort, length, and support. Truly the gentleman's undergarment.

Except for this one time I tried wearing a thong, ended up going rock-wall climbing later that day without realizing I still had it on under my jeans... but that's another story for another day

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 05:44:15 GMT No.26832

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>>26821
wait you sent a pic of your "bronyhood"? what WHAT? did she want it? so instead of landing with her it landed in somepony else's avatar?
I'm so confused right now.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 05:45:48 GMT No.26833

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>>26832
Until I saw "bronyhood" in quotes, I had no idea what he was talking about. Oh my goodness...

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 05:46:17 GMT No.26834

>>26829
It's May and it's still snowing several inches every week here in Utah.

I also quite enjoy wandering around in a breech-cloth and leggings with my shirt off. Native American regalia is actually quite comfortable.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 05:46:31 GMT No.26835

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>>26829
Aww... I once vomited while the dentist was making a mold of my teeth. I was 10.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:47:05 GMT No.26836

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>>26831
>mfw thong + rockclimbing

>>26829
That is quite unfortunate. The only thing resembling in the embarrassing scale in my life would be when I literally shit my pants on a school bus ride in kindergarten. I was like 5. Yeah...

Cuppycakey!!LlMQEwL2Vl 03 May 2011 05:47:25 GMT No.26837

OP gave me the wierdest boner.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:47:44 GMT No.26838

>>26835
I wish I had some stories to share with you all...

....I just feel like a lame-o sitting back and laughing at everything =/

some idiot!e885mRuWmg 03 May 2011 05:47:56 GMT No.26839

>>26821
Ahahah, Second Life.
I remember when I was on SL. For a very short time. Before I was banned.

I wish I could say "good times", but it wasn't really all that good.

Mooshi!GrAVitY3Xg 03 May 2011 05:49:44 GMT No.26840

>>26832
Eh...some stranger has a pic of my willy...it's funny NOW, but back then it was OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.. The equivlant would be like sending a "special" picture to your girlfriend/boyfriend and accidently sending it to the wrong person.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 05:49:58 GMT No.26841

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>>26837
Yeah I do that alot...

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:51:10 GMT No.26842

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>>26841

Don't think about it that way...
...just imagine it as you're making everypony happy...

=(

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 05:51:38 GMT No.26843

>>26838
I'll share some then.

I woke up duck-taped to a tree in my sleeping bag and was late for KP. Fuck you, Colton.

I totally sang the NSFW version of a song by accident in front of a group of scouts.

And I pissed myself when a deer jumped the trail right in front of me when I was going to the kybo in the middle of the night.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 05:51:38 GMT No.26844

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>>26834
Native American regalia you say, Plaid? That's pretty neat! And good heavens, you've still got snow? That sounds terrible...
>>26835
Oh my... that must have been pretty nasty. Did you end up swallowing it because of the clay/molding material? And you've only ever vomited once? I'm, as they say, preservatives :)
>>26836
Doctor is too brilliant to have anything silly happen to him! Isn't that right?

Cuppycakey!!LlMQEwL2Vl 03 May 2011 05:51:51 GMT No.26845

>>26841
>implying it's uncomfortable.

Mooshi!GrAVitY3Xg 03 May 2011 05:54:18 GMT No.26846

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Well this thread sure did teach us more about each other..ahahahaha!

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 05:54:24 GMT No.26847

>>26844
:D
I'm a man of many talents, trades and interests.
I'm sewing a badger dead-head up right now.
And then I'm wearing it on my head.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 05:54:38 GMT No.26848

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>>26841
Awww, but that's a part of what makes you so gosh darned lovable Oh winged one!

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 05:57:58 GMT No.26849

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>>26841
Nothin' uncomfortable here!

>>26844
I have a very sensitive bowel. Let's just end at that. :\\
I've since learned to control those urges very well. I am very good at enduring stomachaches.

So much so that once when I had appendicitis, (which you HAVE to have your appendix removed) I was able to endure it all the way. I didn't even know I had it until I when to a clinic as an excuse to skip school.

Imagine my surprise when the doctor said 'Yep, we need to schedule an appendectomy immediately' and I got transported to a giant hospital.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 05:58:10 GMT No.26850

>>26848
I agree with Moony!

Naka!r03pGLHG/k 03 May 2011 05:58:55 GMT No.26851

File: 130440233512.jpg (9.73 KB, 177x285, derp.jpg)

Got a concussion and 11 stitches in my face when I accidentally dove into a tree while playing football at school.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 05:59:31 GMT No.26852

>>26843
Let's see...

I accidentally ran head-first into a gas pipe at school when I was 10. Can't remember anything before that. Like really, anything, wiped my slate clean.

I accidentally said "Fuck" in the middle of a talk at church.

Jebin Zedalu!GaDgeT3Rq. 03 May 2011 06:00:40 GMT No.26853

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Man, I don't have any embarrassing moments to share.

Curse my careful and cautious nature, keeping me out of trouble! I want to have stories to tell!

Mooshi!GrAVitY3Xg 03 May 2011 06:00:48 GMT No.26854

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I have a less perverted sounding memory from when I was 13...

I wasn't a dumb kid per say, but some of my friends bring that side out of me. During lunch I would randomly break the tips of the spoons off and take them with me...>.> This was really retarded, but we got a laugh out of it. Weeeeeeell one day that got me into a manure load of trouble!

Long story short, loading up a trapper kepper that was falling apart with broken silverware wasn't the brightest idea. On the way back from lunch it fell of a well and WENT FUCKING EVERYWHERE! I dashed to the bathroom, leaving a trail of "destruction" making a trail behind me. Yeah..I got busted big time.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 06:00:49 GMT No.26855

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>>26849
Oh my goodness... You were just able to ignore the pain of appendicitis? Good heavens, that's incredibly impressive Doc! I can't say I've had it myself, but I've heard it's just horrible...

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 06:02:01 GMT No.26856

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>>26844
no, I've vomited a billion times xD I think that was the first time they made a mold of my teeth, it was horrible.

>>26848
>>26845
>>26842
>pic related

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 06:02:17 GMT No.26857

>>26852
I cut myself open in front of my woodcarving class.

I sliced my finger to the bone with a sewing needle.

I fell of the edge of a cliff that was only 6 feet high and everypony thought I had fallen to my death.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 06:03:42 GMT No.26858

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>>26856
I would offer you a hug... *snrk*.. but... haha.. I don't think you'd want it at the moment...

...PFFFTAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuppycakey!!LlMQEwL2Vl 03 May 2011 06:04:04 GMT No.26859

>>26856
becauseslightlyaroused

Mooshi!GrAVitY3Xg 03 May 2011 06:04:21 GMT No.26860

>>26854
Wow..that was some derp'd sentence near the end lols. I meant to say all that junk fell out of a hole in that beat up trapper keeper and went everywhere.

I still remember the clanking sounds..

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 06:06:46 GMT No.26861

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>>26855
I dunno. They say it's very excruciating. I just thought it was one of those food poisoning stuff at the time.

I still vividly remember the moment as I walked through the corridors of my school to get excused to go to a bathroom. Things literally almost spun around me. Surreal.

I don't know if this is a Korean thing, but using a public bathroom is incredibly shameful among the peers and kids used to prank/make fun of each other for doing so. So I had to be excused during classes so no one will catch me doing the deed.

I had lots of bad things happening to my body. Not all of it is hilarious, but I think it's fun to share.

Cuppycakey!!LlMQEwL2Vl 03 May 2011 06:07:37 GMT No.26862

To answer OP's question, age 1-29 were all pretty embareassing lol!
>neverbeenmoreserious

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 06:07:43 GMT No.26863

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>>26856
It's because being awkward at times is a part of what makes you such a charming pony to talk with! You're very authentic and never afraid to speak your mind: both incredibly admirable traits. Why, I only wish I had half of your gusto, courage, or good humor! Your comfort with words, even regarding awkward situations, is a part of what makes you unique and special. And we love you for it ♥

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 06:08:35 GMT No.26864

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>>26863

This pony has a special way with words...

...that I'll never have....

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 06:09:09 GMT No.26865

Anyway, I hope you guys got some schadenfreude out of my stories. I promised I'd get some good rest tonight.

I won't be on as much from now on. I've got to concentrate on getting through school and then getting a real job so I can get some money to go to college with.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 06:09:58 GMT No.26866

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>>26863
Seconded. We love you for who you are.

Mooshi!GrAVitY3Xg 03 May 2011 06:12:14 GMT No.26867

File: 130440313493.jpg (7.62 KB, 250x172, Wut.jpg)

Is it safe to say we're all pervs, clumsy or eccentric?

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 06:13:19 GMT No.26868

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>>26863
You want me to go to bed blushing huh?

well, thank you...

less love and more embarrassing stories people!

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 06:13:20 GMT No.26869

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>>26861
And thank you for sharing Doc! From what I know, it's very much the same in China, Taiwan and the United States as well (kids teasing other kids in the public restroom).
>>26865
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA
I'll miss you Plaid! I hope you have a wonderful sleep...

Sergie wergie! *hugs*

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 06:15:57 GMT No.26870

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>>26865
Thanks for sharing Plaid :) sleep tight.

I'm going to sleep too, good night everypony, thanks for sharing. I got more embarrassing stories of my own but I'll leave those for another time.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 06:17:06 GMT No.26871

>>26869
I'll be around, just not as often. It's kind of sad growing up.
If you want to shoot the breeze or chat or whatever, send me an email and I'll give you my skype(Every Day) or facebook(Every Day) or msn(Haven't used in years) or something. That goes for anypony who's reading this and wants to chat. I'd really like to get to know you guys outside of just ponychan.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 06:19:40 GMT No.26872

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>>26870
>>26871
Good night Wingy, good night Plaid! I only just started using MSN again myself thanks to ponies...

I love you both and I'll miss you!

Jebin Zedalu!GaDgeT3Rq. 03 May 2011 06:20:54 GMT No.26873

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>>26867

I'm not. Gar durnit.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 06:21:08 GMT No.26874

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>>26867
Aren't we all?

>>26868
Sure. Why not!

Not sure if I should share this, but it's one of THOSE moments men dread to experience.

Yes. A violent concussion to your testicles. Happened twice to me and both of them INCREDIBLY embarrassing.

One was when we were cleaning the classroom in elementary school. I was cleaning the floor with a mop and I got into the 'zone' as it were and started to sweep the floor like crazy leaning on the mop as I went along.

Long story short, the mop got stuck on the floor, the pole went straight to my nads. I cried like a little bitch for hours and every one laughed like crazy at me. I had to hide at the library just to cry from the pain.

Second time was in middle school(still in Korea, about Grade 5~6). Again, long story short, I got hit in the nads by the dodgeball shot. REAL HARD.

The sky literally went yellow for me. I couldn't cry or scream or react in any way other than just kneel down, go into a fetal position and silently suffer from the massive pain. This one wasn't embarrassing, but it sure as hell hurt.

...Maybe that's why I am somewhat feminine. :(

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 06:21:17 GMT No.26875

>>26870
G'night Ms. Top Mare. Hope you sleep well.

>Goodnight demonslayer, goodnight. Now it's time to close your tired eyes. There's devils to slay and dragons to ride, if they see you coming, hell they'd better hide. Goodnight.

Mooshi!GrAVitY3Xg 03 May 2011 06:23:13 GMT No.26876

>>26868
Ya know, I could thrown in love with embarassing and blush worthy stuff all in one go, but I also don't want to risk things comming off as creepy. Well that and the luffable perv days are long gone.

I will say that I think you're really sweet and one amazing person to talk to. Some of the stuff does mess with my head at times, but it adds to your charm. Even when things start getting odd, I love how you're able to play along with it without missing a beat.
These qualities are rare in a person and you balance them beautifuly.

Imma shut up now before my name turns to "Mushi"

nighty night :p

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 06:28:21 GMT No.26877

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>>26874
>>26874
Oh my goodness... I try not to ever talk about "testiculars" because all that business is awfully nasty, but I once had a hammer thrown at mine and I recall having a similar reaction. It was back when I was in the Boy Scouts, we were setting up camp. I was sawing some logs and the guy next to me was hammering tent pegs into the ground. It was winter, and the ground was very hard, so he was using a loooot of force to break through the rock hard ground. He accidentally released the hammer on a particularly hard swing downwards and it flew maybe ten feet into my groin. I recall seeing purple and crouching into a similar fetal position...

A bit embarrassing, but the pain was by far the most pressing thing on my mind at the time. Gosh, even talking about it is making me feel sick...

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 06:29:52 GMT No.26878

>>26877
*hugs Moony tight*

Goodnight...

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 06:31:06 GMT No.26879

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>>26878
*hugs* Goodnight Sergie... <3. I'll see you tomorrow my dear friend!

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 06:32:48 GMT No.26880

>>26879

Oh Celestia...

Posts something about no panties, and is surprised ponies are getting wingboners from it... lol

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 06:32:52 GMT No.26881

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>>26877
...They don't call it a 'weak spot' for nothing.

God, the pain... *shudders*

If anypony is reading this, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't kick men in the balls unless he REALLY REALLY deserves it. I am begging you, just don't.

FlutterGui!!LmMJH5MwLk 03 May 2011 06:33:04 GMT No.26882

I pored chocolate milk all over my KD and chicken strips, I was so use to having a glass where I put my plate.

I also broke a giant flank window. I was throwing a big stick for a dog, and let go of it a little too early....

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 06:34:11 GMT No.26883

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>>26880

Night! May your testicles stay safe and untouched!

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 06:34:41 GMT No.26884

>>26883

Now why would you wish for something like that~

;)

That Again!QDEsPAiR9o 03 May 2011 06:35:31 GMT No.26885

File: 130440453100.jpg (59.17 KB, 1280x1024, surprise.jpg)

There was one time I tried to cut a bagel, yet forgot my finger was still through the hole.
>mfw
Bagels: guillotines for fingers.

I didn't cut too far before I realized I was slicing my finger off, thankfully.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 06:35:47 GMT No.26886

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>>26880
Who else but our dear, beloved Princess Celestia?

Zate 03 May 2011 06:38:24 GMT No.26887

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Ok, so.
>Stupid
Lost my glasses.. On my face.

>Painful
Was walking down a hallway. I turned to look at the friend I was talking to and ran smack into the metal divider between the doors.

>Both
Preheating an oven to make some pizza. Realized I forgot to take all the extra baking sheets and things out.. And so I stupidly grabbed them all one-handed. Then, having successfully moved everything onto the counter, I knocked it all over onto my unprotected hand. Got me some nice, perfect lines burnt in for a while.

Dr. Strangehoof!Fvt.PtNve. 03 May 2011 06:43:30 GMT No.26888

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While fixing a hole where the rain was getting in last summer I made the mistake of propping the ladder on soft ground with the top resting on the fascia instead of extending up a couple more feet.

I climbed the ladder and started hammering a shingle in place when the ladder slid into the mud. The top of the ladder slipped off the roof and fell - right through the kitchen door window. I landed hard on my back after a good 6-foot drop and immediately rolled away from the ladder. Lucky I did, since there were shards of old non-tempered glass a foot long sticking out of the ground when I finally got back up.

I still think I screwed up something in my back when I landed.

Papaya Jayz!Vm/en4MfXQ 03 May 2011 06:52:17 GMT No.26889

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When I was about 7 or 8, my favorite character was bugs bunny. So every afternoon, I watch the looney toons/tunes show. I got the crazy idea of getting a carrot from the fridge and eat it while watching.

Guess what I got...

And guess what happened next...

Rainy Days !RainyCDNSI 03 May 2011 06:53:05 GMT No.26890

Well, only thing I can remember is splitting my thumb open when I tried shaving for the first time.

Zate 03 May 2011 06:55:37 GMT No.26891

>>26889
Cartoon fire coming out of your nose?

Dr. Strangehoof!Fvt.PtNve. 03 May 2011 07:05:26 GMT No.26892

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>>26753
That's not fried, that's a poached egg.

‹DerpyPie›!iHT1m0yrf6 03 May 2011 07:07:37 GMT No.26893

I threw away most of my uncle's family summer clothes.

How was I supposed to know they keep them in black garbage bags when they are out of season :/

I just wanted to help

Derpy!.hOOVes.w. 03 May 2011 07:08:29 GMT No.26894

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I got bit by a squirrel at work when I was feeding it. This happened two years ago and I still get coworkers from other departments asking me if I was "that girl." They will never let me live it down D:

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 07:11:29 GMT No.26895

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....I am started to get worried that this might be archived...

Oh god... My stories forever enshrined on the internet for all to see...

FUCK

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 03 May 2011 07:23:53 GMT No.26896

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>>26895
I suspect Celestia will like that least of all, haha. I'm sure the mods wouldn't do that to us though.

Mooshi!GrAVitY3Xg 03 May 2011 07:28:34 GMT No.26897

>>26894
Aww...poor thing. :p

That kind of reminds me of something my mum told me the other day. She told me that her coworkers now thinks she's a loopy and makes "have you been drinking?" jokes ever since she said she found a fat oposssume (sp?) at her job and no one was around to witness it.

Mithent!YAYPONY0fg 03 May 2011 07:31:23 GMT No.26898

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>>26896
>files "archive request" reports every minute

Nah, I'm kidding. That might be asking for it a little though...

Sixtyblack-Mobile!Fgi.1qeE.. 03 May 2011 07:31:53 GMT No.26899

Recently drove 32 miles to a job interview, forgot to grab my wallet (with my drivers' license in it) so I had no photo ID when they asked for it. Drove 32 miles back, grabbed it and drove another 32 miles to find out that they were done interviewing for the day. Drove 32 miles home, and then the next day I drove 32 miles, had my interview, and drove 32 miles back.

So I burned 3/4 of a tank of gas in 2 days all because I forgot my drivers license. I'm pretty lucky that I wasn't pulled over, because knowing me I was probably speeding the whole time.

Dr. Strangehoof!Fvt.PtNve. 03 May 2011 07:33:15 GMT No.26900

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I once left work and drove all the way home before I realized I couldn't find my cell phone. I drove back to the office, searched for fifteen minutes and gave up before I got a call.

It had been in my breast pocket the whole time.

Background !Pony1iAqSo 03 May 2011 07:33:31 GMT No.26901

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I helped some girl over a fence, who then proceeded to break into some poor dude's house. Turns out she wasn't wearing panties, and I contracted cooties from her.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 07:38:20 GMT No.26902

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>>26901

Dr. Strangehoof!Fvt.PtNve. 03 May 2011 07:42:15 GMT No.26903

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>>26901
Uh oh...

Prancing Pony !PonyR7U4rU 03 May 2011 07:42:33 GMT No.26904

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true story..

>bailouts from school
>goes to friend's party
>on the way stops by a tobacco shop
>gets out of the car (leaves the key in the car)
>close the dor
>car goes derp, and the central lock closes itself
>realizes my wallet and my cellphone is in the car too
>heavy rain starts

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 07:43:19 GMT No.26905

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>>26903

MagicRussia!1boiN5SmgA 03 May 2011 07:45:50 GMT No.26906

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>asked to go to the store and buy dog food
>come back with mums favourite cigarettes
>her face when

She's sent me up there for cigs so much that I get them by instinct.

Ceets!!DkLzZkA2Ey 03 May 2011 07:46:46 GMT No.26907

I should get on /oat/ more often...

Anyways...

>Carving a mini-totem thingy. Instruct younger boy scouts on proper knife safety. Slip and stab knife into my hand. Stare at it for a moment and smile at them, "Okay kids, now we're learning how to treat a stab wound. Go get the first aid kit."

>Walking around with friends in Boy Scout Camp. I trip in a hole out of nowhere and just fall face-first onto the ground.

>Forget lines in very important Boy Scout presentation. Ad-lib the whole thing. It turned out okay, but I confused a lot of people.

>Add salt instead of sugar to coffee. Spit it out all over the floor.

>Guy on the bus taps my shoulder and asks me some question about directions or something. I sit there for a few seconds, saying, "Uhhhhhhhh..." He gets creeped out and walks away.

>When I first got my glasses, I was late every single day to my college classes for a week. I kept walking out of the house forgetting something. Cellphone, wallet, homework, backpack, bus pass, etc. And I would always remember that I forgot my glasses halfway to there.

>Attacked by bugs. Smack at bugs. More attack. I go on crazy bug-murder rampage. Realize I'm being watched by all of our neighbors, and my family.

>Look for glasses for two hours. Mom tells me their on top of my head.

>Eat muffins all the time.

some idiot!e885mRuWmg 03 May 2011 07:50:14 GMT No.26908

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Oh man I hope this thread gets archived, oh boy, oh boy!
I honor, I will tell you all that one time I managed to give myself a pretty dang bad burn on my finger (or was it my thumb?) when I somehow managed to touch the toaster oven in just the wrong spot after having used it for years without problems.

Hurt like hell. Left a mark for at least a week. Skin peeled and everything.
Be careful with the toaster, kids.

Ceets!!DkLzZkA2Ey 03 May 2011 07:53:27 GMT No.26909

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>>26908
Oh yeah, the toaster. You gotta watch out for that.

I was staring at the toaster with a fork in my hand once. I remembered how people said you'd be electrocuted if you stuck a fork in there. So I stood there for a good ten minutes, contemplating jamming that fork in there. My mom walks by, takes the fork from my hands, and walks away. Thank you Mom.

Jebin Zedalu!GaDgeT3Rq. 03 May 2011 07:57:14 GMT No.26910

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>>26896

I don't know, Rainbow Dash seems to be messing with people A LOT lately. Archiving this just to preserve the humiliation of others seems right up his alley.

some idiot!e885mRuWmg 03 May 2011 07:58:29 GMT No.26911

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>>26908
In honor, even. Curse you, keyboard, this is all your fault.

As repentance for keyboard derp, I will also let it slip that I managed to cut into my thumb with a knife (silverware variety, not something like a serrated bread knife or, you know, something really good at cutting.)

I was trying to make a sandwich out of a crescent roll that had not been cut yet. Imagine my surprise when I felt the sudden pain.
...I don't think I bled all over my crescent roll, but I don't think I got my sandwich, either.
It's been a while, however, so my memory may not be perfect.

Crest!etCrestQP. 03 May 2011 07:59:13 GMT No.26912

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>I was in group session Uni.
>One group was showing their work and asked us what we wanted to look at.
>Every one else said for complicated stuff
>I yelled out without thinking "BENCH!"
>Now our student show case at the end of year is themed on Benches and my tutor constantlly says bench to me.

Brooklyn Derpy!NfrhnU33sI 03 May 2011 08:01:18 GMT No.26913

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My whole life is one big Derpy moment...

>>26912
That sounds like something I would do.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 08:02:40 GMT No.26914

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>>26910
WELL DON'T TEMPT HIM HE'S PROBABLY READING THIS.

Also another story that happened recently.

I got shitfaced drunk on vodka and went to a liquor store for more.

...It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I wore a suit, necktie and a fedora hat to hide my drunkenness. It took all my effort to not walk like a drunken idiot I was. No one really noticed!

...Until some one asked me something (still can't remember) and I went, 'haha I don't know'.

I still bought more Sake and Raspberry liqueur without any problems though. Never doing that again.

Dr. Strangehoof!Fvt.PtNve. 03 May 2011 08:03:38 GMT No.26915

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Very early on when I first got my cat I was asked to clean out the litter box. I dumped out the pan and decided to let the ammonia-soaked remains stew in some scented bleach to kill the smell.

Big. Tooting. Mistake.

2NaOCl + 2NH3 --> 2NaONH3 + Cl2

Heartmend!HV8FriEnDs 03 May 2011 08:04:50 GMT No.26916

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I was baking a pizza in the oven, once. I put an oven mitt on one hand and went to grab the pizza pan, like usual. Except that the mitt's fabric was rather thin, and the heat went straight through to my hand! So I yelped and dropped the pan...

...only to make my brain go "Oh shit,the food!" and grab the very hot pizza pan with my other hand, which was bare. And then I screamed in pain and dropped the pizza on the floor.

My first two fingers and thumb were burnt, as well as the webbing between my thumb and index finger, and a bit of my palm. That HURT. I must have run cold water over my hand for 15 minutes.

Thankfully it healed up rather quickly, but damn.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 08:05:55 GMT No.26917

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>>26915
Hahaha, yes, Piss + Bleach = Chlorine gas
Lucky you didn't get hurt.

Bolt Speedman !BoltVCYMws 03 May 2011 08:06:51 GMT No.26918

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Okay this one was kind of derpy
>Senior year of high school
>Picking topics for research paper
>My group picks several goofy/not serious topics not thinking we'd get called on to share one
>I get called on to share one
>Panic
>Pick random one on my paper
>"Ummm, who's more over rated, Soulja Boy or Li'l wayne?"
>Teacher, everypony in the class look at me for awhile
>Teacher calls on somepony else
>"Abortion"
>I feel derpy

Zate 03 May 2011 08:08:41 GMT No.26919

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>>26915
Heh. Now you have an easy recipe, though!

Hmm.
>In a hurry
>Run out the door, locking it beforehand
>Realize I need my wallet to drive
>Try to open door
>Realize I don't have my keys either
And that, filllies and gentlecolts, is why you shouldn't stay up on ponychan all night,

Heartmend!HV8FriEnDs 03 May 2011 08:12:05 GMT No.26920

>>26915
Oh god. OH CELESTIA. Yeah. Wow...

Jebin Zedalu!GaDgeT3Rq. 03 May 2011 08:13:56 GMT No.26922

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Hm... Okay, I've finally thought of ONE derpy moment I've had. Was very recent, too.

I was trying to show my brother some funny pictures and videos I'd saved on my computer. My "organization" system meant that these files were spread across six different folders.

I went to go to the first folder... Hand slips, wrong folder. Click back, try again. Hand slips, go to the same wrong folder. Click back, try again. Success!
Go to first picture. Try to click "Open With..." Hand slips, added to zip file. Undo that, try again. "Open With..." Notepad. Why the heck is that even ON the list? Yeah, yeah, file not recognized. Try again.
Mega hand slip. File sent to recycle bin. FFFFFFFFFFF- Retrieve file, try again. Brother laughing his flank off. Fueled by rage, succeed in opening picture.

Later in the whole process, get to a video. It's one of a cat trying to jump from one surface to another, and faceplanting instead. Click play.
Video goes super choppy, audio is fine. Hear a *thunk*, but see nothing. Try again. Video still choppy. *thunk* Bring up a background program, thinking it might be the problem.
Go to close it, don't notice it isn't maximized, close video. Instead of doing the smart thing, I bring up the video again, as opposed to closing the program suspected of making everything choppy. Video is brought up, forget that the other program is still open. No video. *thunk*
Go to close background program. Once again close video. Close program. bring back video. Still choppy. *thunk*
Bring up task manager, look for what else might be causing the problem. Find a likely candidate, click it, End Process.
Turns out I misclicked, and got the video instead.
End the program I intended to end in the first place, then bring up the video again.
Still choppy.

*THUNK*

Go back into task manager, find EVERY UNNECESSARY PROGRAM THAT IS NOT THE VIDEO and close it, making absolutely positively without-a-doubt 100% sure that I don't misclick ANYTHING else.

Play video. YAY, it works! Hehe, that cat is so silly.

*thunk*

Dr. Strangehoof!Fvt.PtNve. 03 May 2011 08:15:19 GMT No.26923

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>>26919
It's something I hope I never have to put to use.

I know far too many ways to kill people

Zate 03 May 2011 08:16:26 GMT No.26924

>>26923
Your trips say otherwise.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 08:17:12 GMT No.26925

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>>26922
That's still better than the time I accidentally the whole RAID system.

I hate computers.

Randy Johnson 03 May 2011 08:20:24 GMT No.26926

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>Be Randy Johnson
>Be in the World Series
>Win the World Series
>Win Worlds Series MVP
Wait... That's not a derpy moment that's just a Randy Johnson being the best pitcher in the history of baseball moment
Sorry guys!

Dr. Strangehoof!Fvt.PtNve. 03 May 2011 08:27:41 GMT No.26927

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>>26924

Weeeellll, maybe.

no, not really

Zate 03 May 2011 08:27:51 GMT No.26928

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>>26926

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 08:37:19 GMT No.26930

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>>26929
He has arrived.

This thread has now come full circle.

I can die happy now.

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydE 03 May 2011 08:42:03 GMT No.26932

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>>26930
Your choice of picture amuses me! I was the poor soul who wanted more love for the hydra.

Dr. Strangehoof!Fvt.PtNve. 03 May 2011 08:43:04 GMT No.26933

>>26929
Wait, not to rip on your parents but, they let a nine year old walk around unfamiliar woodland - alone?

Zate 03 May 2011 08:43:50 GMT No.26934

>>26931
That's how you know you won, though. I was never good at hide and seek.

Kegisak 03 May 2011 09:10:40 GMT No.26935

second month of college, a a friend is over at my apartment. He and my roommate start climbing the walls, you know, that thing where you press your back against one wall and your feet against another? Anyways, they're doing just fine, and I figured I'd give it a try...had mentioned I outweigh both these guys by a good hundred pounds? Basically, both my feet go through the wall, and the apartment was being inspected the next week...it didn't get caught until we moved out five months later though!

another, not so derpy but still kinda embarrassing story, I once went to open my bedroom door...and ripped the door clean off it's hinges.

Church!qUEi.xRSyA 03 May 2011 09:30:44 GMT No.26936

i share to you.

one time in high school i tried to lie on a bench but without looking there was some leftover 'thingy' with soy sauce and to make the story short: the back of my head smelled like soy sauce for a whole day.

Ginger Snap!cookieerII 03 May 2011 09:43:47 GMT No.26937

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Hmmmm...Derpy, silly, and stupid moments.

Well one time in pre-K I went to the bathroom. The floor was wet and it was a really small room. I slipped and hit my head straight on the metal flusher part. came out obviously bleeding and said to the teacher "teacher, I think i'm bleeding." went and got stiches above my eye. to this day I still have a scar.

Another thing I did when I was in pre-k, I got dared to stick my head in the toilet. Yeah, the teacher just loved to hear that story. While she washed it with hand soap.

I've broken 5 sets of retainers.

Oh! And a final story! I once was taking swimming lessons. We were in pre-lifeguard training and were learning to dive to the bottom of the pool to retrieve a 10 pound weight. Class got done early and some of us were pulling tricks diving in the pool. I decided to make up a move and dive into the pool with the weight while belly-floping. Of course every move has to have a name yelled out right before you dive (like "cannon ball"), so I yelled out "SUICIDE!!!" Yea, things were a little awkward for a few minutes when I resurfaced.

Jebin Zedalu!GaDgeT3Rq. 03 May 2011 09:44:29 GMT No.26938

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>>26935

Are you Superman?

Zate 03 May 2011 09:45:38 GMT No.26939

>>26938
No, he's Clark Canter.

Kegisak 03 May 2011 10:21:26 GMT No.26940

>>26938
I am a veeeeery big brony...there was another time when I locked myself in the bathroom by ripping out the door handle. I had to take out my bathroom window, because I was alone in my house.

>>26939
>considering changing my name now.

(iPod) Matthew!Goldz8yV1E 03 May 2011 10:26:57 GMT No.26941

I was sitting on a railing at an amusement park a few weeks ago at my Senior Grad Bash thing.
Two of my group's friends weren't there, so I went to go get them.
I tried to do this epic flip that I lift myself up, turn around to the other side of the railing and jump down.
My foot got caught on a rope and I fell on my flank like five feet.

Anonymous 03 May 2011 10:53:04 GMT No.26942

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fainting_game

when i was like 14, a friend of mine told me about it during class. i was like "no way, you can lose consciousness from THAT?". the teacher was writing something on the board, so i decided to try it out, thinking it wouldnt work. i hyperventilated for a while, then closed my eyes and held my breath as hard as i could. at first, nothing happened. then i heard birds chirping and when i opened my eyes i was laying on the ground and everypony was looking at me. apparently, i blacked out, fell off the chair and hit the ground with a big thud. that was kinda embarrassing...

then the cunt of a teacher made a big deal out of it. he interrogated me together with the principal, and i told them how i just wanted to test it, didnt think it would work. the principal said something along the lines of "thats no excuse. you are here to learn". and i, majorly irritated by all the bullshit, was like "well, i learned that the fainting game works. thats much more than i ever learned from the boring monologues of this sad excuse for a teacher here."

didnt help my case...

NooPony 03 May 2011 14:37:30 GMT No.26943

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A few weeks ago, I slept in and was in quite a hurry to catch my train. I threw on some clothes, packed my bag and rushed out of the house. I started running, but suddenly PANTS AROUND ANKLES and I faceplant into the ground at full speed. Turns out I forgot both my belt and zipping up my pants properly when I left! I missed my train and had to go home again to change (it was raining outside).

Needless to say, worst monday morning ever.

zeruf 03 May 2011 15:01:07 GMT No.26944

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i was in such a hurry to get to my massage-ist training meeting i didin't dry my hair properly i ended up in a hostpital for 10 days with some crazy virus-cold i got, 2 weeks after getting out of the hostpital im still not feeling well, and i lost 4 meetings. derp.

Leandrea 03 May 2011 15:17:03 GMT No.26945

Derp 1

Wake up to the sound of alarm clock.
Realize I have a final in 10 minutes.
RUSH TO GET READY!
Run to class
Sit down and realize noponyelse is there.
Look at watch it says 9:00
Look at day... its Sunday.

Derp 2

Wonder why the doors were unlocked if it were Sunday.
Recall news where criminals were getting into the building and stealing the lab equipment on a regular basis.
Look at door... see cops streaming in...

Derp 3

I try to run

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Lance Banson 03 May 2011 15:34:07 GMT No.26946

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Hm. Couple that stick out in my mind:

>Trying to leave building
>there's an opening between two of the doors
>"Huh. That's never been there before."
>Try to go through it
>Nearly break nose on glass
>They just moved the display that's usually in front of that spot

And from when I was younger
>Making some sort of thing on the stove. I think it might've been eggs.
>Mother warns me to be careful about the top of the stove
>Well it's not ALL hot
>Yes it is!
>No it's not. See?
>pat stovetop a few times between the eyes
>somehow totally miss and land my whole hand right on the dang thing
>Catch flack about this for YEARS AND YEARS TO COME
>she still doesn't believe me when I tell her what I was doing

Black Knight 2000 03 May 2011 15:43:11 GMT No.26947

File: 130443739167.jpg (22.36 KB, 344x188, giantclawtitle.jpg)

I got this derpy bird. Is that good enough?

corvi_pony 03 May 2011 15:52:37 GMT No.26948

I was with 2 friends...they need blood tests for school..we go to the doctors ( 30 min drive ) only to find out ...its sunday...and the doctors is closed .

that is derpy....but it gets worse...

A few days later we all go back....the office is closed due to a holiday ..

Derpy huh?

Grandil!innpY/yiqQ 03 May 2011 16:00:11 GMT No.26949

File: 130443841163.png (61.56 KB, 208x216, 130160285798.png)

I woke up at what I guess must have been around 05:00 this morning.

I got no idea why but I almost panicked because the light was off. I somehow convinced myself that I had not turned it off before falling asleep so I hid under my blanket and thought to myself that the bulb was burned out and then I checked to see if my laptop was by my bed..

I then realised I was acting crazy and went back to sleep..

Zate 03 May 2011 16:19:11 GMT No.26950

>>26949
Don't worry, Wheatley will be in in a minute.

Sauceror!SauceJNQf6 03 May 2011 17:04:33 GMT No.26951

File: 130444227303.jpg (27.45 KB, 431x531, 130315722042.jpg)

so embarrassing stories, huh...?
i can think of some

>Try to let out a fart in class, it's accidentally extremely loud. The teacher and most of the class ignores it, but two guys next to me start laughing and the teacher sends them to the counselor

>Taking bus in Sao Jose to get home. Woman asks me if bus goes to Colinas Mall. I nearly tell her it goes to Eldorado Mall, which is near the place I live in here in Sao Paulo!

>Went to scratch my groin, somehow pinched myself in the attempt. I then got the weirdest boner...

Crooner !dbFQO3iV5I 03 May 2011 17:17:22 GMT No.26953

>Working Security at a Central Distribution Warehouse
>Get home.
>Pour over 3.5 books and go back into worldbuilding for a few hours, while listening to music.
>Run water for bath.
>strip
>Pants go kathunk, without my belt.
>Check Pocket
>Took one of those nextel radios home with me.

I have done this at every job (taking something needed home with me by accident, last time I somehow took our store's clip-on panic button with me, without taking my uniform shirt home)

Anonymous 03 May 2011 18:20:17 GMT No.26954

Went up to a set of double doors, slammed both doors open at once and walked face-first into the center column and fell over.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 03 May 2011 18:22:56 GMT No.26955

>>26954

PFFTAHAHAHAH I lold =D

Anonymous 03 May 2011 19:36:03 GMT No.26956

File: 130445136187.png (279.87 KB, 500x800, 13.png)

I thought I heard my front door open so I went to my closet and got my really sharp axe. After checking the whole house a dropped my axe and cut my leg open. I laughed then went to the hospital

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 20:59:51 GMT No.26957

File: 130445639171.png (10.59 KB, 91x127, stfu.png)

Oh god, this thread really turned into something quite awesome, I'm laughing so hard at your stories. I'd like to share another one of mine, will do when I come back from the grocery store.

>>26956
Not laughing at this one, that sounds horrible...

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 21:01:42 GMT No.26958

File: 130445650235.png (59.34 KB, 428x510, 130387720901.png)

>>26957
DAMNIT WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS THREAD I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT HOW MY NADS GOT ABUSED

Matias 03 May 2011 21:07:49 GMT No.26959

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I get these pretty much every day, constantly. Let's see, the biggest mess up I've had lately is...

Well, I was at a party, and somepony decided to put their cup behind a family photo on some end table. (the table was against the wall with the photo looking outwards) I was laying against the wall near the end table and I lost my balance, so I quickly tried to place my hand on the table to regain my balance. Unfortunately, I ended up putting my hand on the top of somepony's glass hidden behind there, and my hand slid off of the table along with the glass, ending up with me breaking, then landing on, a glass cup.

Quite painful and embarassing, if I do say so myself.

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 03 May 2011 21:17:38 GMT No.26960

File: 130445745580.png (38.58 KB, 943x943, shrug.png)

>>26958
I'm fine with people seeing my embarrassing moments.

Besides how many people will be able to find you IRL and then come laugh at you about it?

>>26957
Of course it did!

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 21:20:01 GMT No.26961

File: 130445760130.jpg (143.1 KB, 800x586, 130369665342.jpg)

>>26960
I am only half serious. If I really wanted them gone, I could always just delete my posts. Also polite sage.

Gandalf !GreyETGhes 03 May 2011 21:20:21 GMT No.26962

File: 130445762132.png (72.64 KB, 184x134, FathersMoney.png)

Well this one time I started watching a my little pony cartoon and I couldn't stop.

Nature Blossom?!H0jR4rLOVE 03 May 2011 21:20:50 GMT No.26963

File: 130445765076.jpg (34.46 KB, 346x480, Batman party.jpg)

So.. This one time I got drunk at a bar and some chicks gave me $200 to go streaking... Should I continue..? or TMI. Probably TMI.

It wasn't really about the money.. I have enough.. Experiences are everything. Crazy night though... Horrible.. painful night..

Matias 03 May 2011 21:24:10 GMT No.26964

File: 130445784978.png (162.32 KB, 625x495, yeah rightity.png)

>>26963
Hope you learned your lesson!

NeverGoBak!FixOCLions 03 May 2011 21:28:47 GMT No.26965

File: 130445812745.jpg (25.61 KB, 448x524, 130126629684.jpg)

Besides just derping up practically everything I do everyday, there are a few cool one. There's the fact that so far I have accidentally stolen a class-set book from all of my English teachers starting in the 6th grade. "The Giver" has been sitting on my shelf for years. Note I still go to the same building the owner lives in.

If you want to know just how much of an idiot I can be, I've actually free-hand clopped near the beginning of seventh grade, many times. I think one girl actually noticed and watched me, unbreakable awkward barrier.

Also, I fall flat on my face to a comical amount, and find myself saying the most idiotic things.

This one was on purpose, but a girl(I've overheard her saying this to other dudes) walked up to me and called me "pretty", I replied: "Why, I'm simply gorgeous!"
Later she called me sexy, to which I reacted(IE not on purpose) said "Obviously"

If you knew me you'd know I'm not really all that desirable.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 21:46:12 GMT No.26966

File: 130445917141.jpg (1.31 MB, 1284x1422, insanity_by_envidia14-d3f84ba.…)

>>26963
You are way too crazy for your own good.

Nature Blossom?!H0jR4rLOVE 03 May 2011 21:49:23 GMT No.26967

File: 130445936396.jpg (5.02 KB, 128x128, Batman Foshizzle.jpg)

>>26966
Ehhh, I live life to it's fullest bro. Safely... Sorta.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 22:12:29 GMT No.26968

File: 130446074985.jpg (23.55 KB, 320x256, DollFaceBLOG.jpg)

I’m back, and as promised here’s one of my personal favorites, I think I told this one to Steven Magnet on one thread but in case you guys didn’t see it here it goes.

I think I was about 18-19 I don’t remember, about 9 people including me were having a party on a friend’s house and got pretty much totally wasted so some of us decided to get some rest and went up to the bedrooms and stumbled upon a girls bedroom filled with g1/g2 I dono ponies and creepy porcelain dolls, so for some reason we just went like ”whatever” and got on I got on the bunk bed and some guys got on the floor, minutes passed and I grew really uncomfortable with the environment and suddenly somepony screams “DEMON DOLLS!!” everpony got up screaming and started throwing stuff at the dolls including the ponies and we all ran out of the house half naked (don’t ask) dangling pretty much the torso of what remained of some dolls. we were all like “yeah we defeated the demon dolls!”
*facehoof*

NeverGoBak!FixOCLions 03 May 2011 22:16:55 GMT No.26969

File: 130446101490.png (151.16 KB, 463x475, 130351894001.png)

>>26968
That sounds like something I would do...
good thing I'm too young to drink!

Just hilarious though.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 22:18:52 GMT No.26970

>>26907
>So many similar stories
We must be the same person.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 22:22:56 GMT No.26971

Did I ever tell you guys the time I lit myself on fire in the middle of the lunch room? Whelp. That's a story for another time, then.

Max!7/DeSoto9o 03 May 2011 22:24:41 GMT No.26972

File: 130446148104.gif (39.41 KB, 460x341, tumblr_lid6va6oIi1qhg4bgo1_500…)

>>26968
Wait...
YOU'RE A GIRL?

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 22:25:51 GMT No.26973

>>26972
Max. Plenty of people are girls. Lot's of my friends are girls. Girls do lots of good things for our society.

NeverGoBak!FixOCLions 03 May 2011 22:26:53 GMT No.26974

File: 130446161339.jpg (4.49 KB, 125x125, Rarity WTHay.jpg)

>>26972
You didn't know?

Freightrain (Promontory)!trainB299c 03 May 2011 22:30:06 GMT No.26975

File: 130446180605.png (58.51 KB, 350x350, 130445995289.png)

>>26972
pfffffffffffffffffff-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 22:36:19 GMT No.26977

File: 130446217933.png (72.25 KB, 263x246, 130411769598.png)

>>26972
You mean you didn't know?

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 22:39:46 GMT No.26978

File: 130446238554.png (224.91 KB, 428x434, emopie1.png)

>>26972
I don't think that post made any mention of my gender...

>>26976
That actually depressed me :( poor young magnet.

>>26963
This is why I love you know that?

Gandalf !GreyETGhes 03 May 2011 22:40:28 GMT No.26979

File: 130446242805.jpg (77.5 KB, 643x482, 130379734659.jpg)

>>26973

I read about 'girls' this one time. They seem scary, good thing they are extinct.

Sauceror!SauceJNQf6 03 May 2011 22:42:27 GMT No.26980

File: 130446254784.jpg (56.25 KB, 600x537, 130404040886.jpg)

>>26977

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 22:42:28 GMT No.26981

>>26979
What? They can't be extinct. My mother was a girl. That must mean I'm part girl.

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 03 May 2011 22:44:22 GMT No.26982

File: 130446266199.png (155.32 KB, 431x509, 1299834948626.png)

Embarrassing moments...oh I have quite a few to choose. Most of them don't linger in my mind as I try to push them out as fast as possible, especially whenever they resurface.

One that will never leave my memory for any small portion of time dates back to elementary school. I had worn some of my sister's spandex to school. (who was older than me, and they ended up in my drawer instead of hers, and I thought they were like some new kind of sweat pants because I didn't know what spandex were). It wasn't just the fact I was wearing spandex, it was the fact I was wearing spandex that were quite loose fitting that caused people to really laugh at me. Oh the horrible memories... >_<

Sauceror!SauceJNQf6 03 May 2011 22:45:13 GMT No.26983

File: 130446271257.png (162.96 KB, 500x422, 130299695926.png)

>>26976
wait... there was a trashcan inside the bus?

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 22:48:35 GMT No.26984

File: 130446291509.jpg (66.33 KB, 595x638, 130363176128.jpg)

>>26981
Fun fact : ALL human beings are first created as a girl. The penis is an additional deformation. We are ALL part girls.

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 03 May 2011 22:51:37 GMT No.26985

File: 130446309695.png (21.67 KB, 115x134, WUT.png)

>>26984
I guess this explains a lot about me....

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 22:53:21 GMT No.26986

>>26984
Oh god. Now I can't unsee it.

*Runs and grabs a saw and a sponge*

Sauceror!SauceJNQf6 03 May 2011 22:55:06 GMT No.26987

File: 130446330627.png (103.41 KB, 420x420, 130335926354.png)

>>26986
wut?! don't do it!

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 22:56:05 GMT No.26988

>>26987
*Saws the sponge in half and sticks the halves in his ears*
WHAT!?

Fenolio!CxJo0FAY0M 03 May 2011 22:56:45 GMT No.26989

File: 130446340586.jpg (14.78 KB, 518x282, LaytonVsWright.jpg)

>>26984
Objection!
The default stage for a fetus is neither male nor female, it just happens to have a few female parts as part of its growth until the proper chemical reactions take place.
Thats why us guy's have nipples, but no breasts.
>Why the hell do i know this.

Braeburn from another dimension 03 May 2011 22:57:10 GMT No.26990

File: 130446342903.png (270.96 KB, 642x702, Yes I did.png)

>>26984
The reason men have nipples is because it took a while for the Y chromosome to kick in

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 22:58:02 GMT No.26991

>>26989
I prefer to think I'm neither, and I just happened to look male because there's no "Badger" gender in humans.

Kristofer!2rROF.G7Bg 03 May 2011 22:58:12 GMT No.26992

File: 130446349209.jpg (15.58 KB, 222x197, Lyra_wtf.jpg)

One time I was eating spaghetti, wondering what the hell smelled like pasta.

>mfw realization

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 22:58:27 GMT No.26993

File: 130446350693.jpg (141.49 KB, 945x945, 130370737906.jpg)

>>26989
We start from a gender neutral stage, but it's still A LOT closer to the female form than a male form.

/derail end

Gandalf !GreyETGhes 03 May 2011 22:59:14 GMT No.26994

File: 130446355468.jpg (10.6 KB, 324x243, 2gandalf.jpg)

Well I was born with a beard. Explain your way out of that.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 22:59:56 GMT No.26995

>>26991
If I were to be reborn as a animal, I'd be a badger, because I'd get to be grouchy and eat bugs for a living.

Sauceror!SauceJNQf6 03 May 2011 23:00:00 GMT No.26996

File: 130446360034.gif (110.44 KB, 559x490, 130333687229.gif)

>>26988
oh... phew... you gave me quite a scare Plaid...

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 03 May 2011 23:00:16 GMT No.26997

File: 130446361691.jpg (60.48 KB, 256x256, tf2_achievement___facepalm_by_…)

...

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 23:00:54 GMT No.26998

>>26996
*Cocks head toward you*
I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 23:01:54 GMT No.26999

>>26997
This thread is a derpy moment.

Sauceror!SauceJNQf6 03 May 2011 23:02:11 GMT No.27000

File: 130446372846.png (622.99 KB, 894x894, 130335829823.png)

>>26998
I SAID YOU HAD ME WORRIED THERE FOR A BIT!!!

Anonymous 03 May 2011 23:02:51 GMT No.27001

I locked myself out of my car while at the store today. This isn't the first time I've done it though, and I carry around my spare keys in my other front pocket just in case.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 03 May 2011 23:03:53 GMT No.27002

>>27000
*Takes sponges out of ears*
I think they're done, chap. If they start talking about prenatal boobs again, I'm out of here.

Nature Blossom?!H0jR4rLOVE 03 May 2011 23:07:46 GMT No.27003

File: 130446406676.jpg (1.62 KB, 80x80, Batman Chocolate milk.jpg)

First time I shot a pistol: RECOIL HEADSHOT.

I'm MUCH better [and smarter] now.

Anonymous 03 May 2011 23:08:11 GMT No.27004

>>26717
What's the matter, Ms. Pinkers?
DO YOU NOT LIKE MY MOUTH-WORDS?

Sauceror!SauceJNQf6 03 May 2011 23:08:23 GMT No.27005

File: 130446410281.png (79.62 KB, 263x232, 130335859238.png)

>>27002
can't say I blame ya...

³¡?u?z??? ??? ???l !YKhfO5mr86!!R5BGR5ZQqv 03 May 2011 23:17:20 GMT No.27006

File: 130446464050.png (50.03 KB, 185x185, Lyra want.png)

>>26789

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 03 May 2011 23:19:02 GMT No.27007

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>>27006

³¡?u?z??? ??? ???l !YKhfO5mr86!!R5BGR5ZQqv 03 May 2011 23:19:56 GMT No.27008

File: 130446479627.jpg (39.99 KB, 483x483, Disregard gravity; Acquire ice…)

>>27006
Oh, yes. I forgot the derpy moment.

When i was a little colt, I accidentally my hoof.

With a machete.

Nothing got cut off, and I didn't cry until I heard "You need stitches"

Nothing got severed. Nothing got sliced off. And it didn't hurt.

Blue!Blue1SqdS2 03 May 2011 23:45:19 GMT No.27009

File: 130446631848.png (99.58 KB, 411x351, 130419620736.png)

I once accidentally superheated an empty glass baking pan on a stove. I came into the kitchen because a very strange smell was coming from it. As soon as I noticed it was super hot I grabbed an oven mitt and moved it off, thought to myself "good thing it didn't explode." And then it exploded. Super heated shards of glass went as far as 15 feet away into my living room. I still have no idea how I escaped that situation without any injuries since it exploded like 2 feet from my face.

Fail Time!EfP/0FzOps 03 May 2011 23:56:57 GMT No.27010

File: 130446701485.png (20.39 KB, 422x393, interest.png)

Hmmm...This thread is full of too much win. I can't stay here.

RedEnchilada!w3ypMB5oPg 03 May 2011 23:57:00 GMT No.27011

I remember one time I was boiling sugar with a plastic mixing spoon. Great times picking the little melted and reformed bits out of that.

Other than that, I can't say there's much else other than my constant forgetfulness about food cooking, usually resulting in either burnt food or cooked food sitting in the microwave all night...

Anonymous 04 May 2011 00:06:57 GMT No.27012

Oh hey, i thought of something finally!

So once i went camping with my family and there was a playground like thinger at the campsite. I started on the end of the monkey bars that you were supposed to end at, (there was a doorway from the structure of the playset that you started from).

I'm on the last rung till the doorway and I swing foreward to try and land in the doorway. Needless to say I didn't make it. Instead I swung to the left too much and smacked face first into the side of the doorway.

Landing on the sand below I laughed a bit cause of the pain in my head from hitting the wall. I didn't even notice that my cheek was cut open either.

My mom thought I was laughing, and I was for a moment till I went quiet and tried to deal with the pain. She soon came over and saw me.

She picked me up and off to the hospital we went. Got some medical glue of some sort to seal up my cheek.

The end.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 04 May 2011 00:29:06 GMT No.27013

File: 130446894566.png (98.61 KB, 411x396, 130332916277.png)

>>27003
Please tell me you're talking about a videogame.

Blue!Blue1SqdS2 04 May 2011 00:37:02 GMT No.27014

>>27013
I'm sure he's talking about something like in this video rather than somepony actually getting shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM2jRrv0dCM&t=00m23s

Nature Blossom?!H0jR4rLOVE 04 May 2011 00:39:30 GMT No.27015

File: 130446957043.jpg (34.15 KB, 633x428, Batman gunz.jpg)

>>27013
I only use it in the name of protecting my loved ones.

..Never to intentionally hurt an innocent.
>I don't hunt animals either.

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 04 May 2011 00:41:52 GMT No.27016

File: 130446971234.png (98.46 KB, 445x415, what.png)

>>26997
O_o

>>27006
O_o

I have another embarassing moment. Me and some friends were throwing rocks off of the cliff behind our church. Big cliff, big rocks. One of my friends lobbed one way up high in the air and it came down right on my head, HARD! In my pain and dissorientation, I began staggering towards the cliff, but one of em caught me and turned me around. I was just fine and acting as if nothing had happened, but then I began to feel the blood running down my face and I started BAAAAAWLING! Uncontrolably so.

My parents were embarrassed the entire time, especially when we finally got to the ER to get me fixed up, cuz I was still bawling when we got there and while we waited. It got worse when they began stitching me up. I started screaming, not that I could feel anything, I just didn't like the tugging sensation. My parents were a little shaken by the sight of my exposed skull when they cleaned out the wound.

The reason I find this embarrassing now is that I was such a weenie the whole time. I practically lost a finger once in a woodworking class and I barely even flinched or panicked, just kinda looked at it in morbid fascination.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 04 May 2011 00:53:53 GMT No.27017

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>>27014
I've never fired anything more than a .22 but I think that's one weak girl. but the comments on that video make me rage

>>27015
I know :)

>>27016
Why so many gory stories? that's not derpy, that's tragic.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 00:57:36 GMT No.27018

Hey guys, did I ever tell you about the time I punched a bear in the nose or the time I got to meet Harrison Ford?

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 04 May 2011 01:01:09 GMT No.27019

>>27017

I agree about the comments..

I'm from Texas and I hate the word "yall"! Its... well, its uneducated to say the least! =(

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 04 May 2011 01:03:36 GMT No.27020

File: 130447101536.png (38.58 KB, 943x943, shrug.png)

>>27017

It would be tragic if I had actually tumbled off the cliff, but since I didn't, and I was such a weenie about a truly minor injury, I consider it embarrassing.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 01:06:03 GMT No.27021

>>27019
Y'all is a perfectly viable contraction. It technically means "All of you". English is a funny language, because we've gotten rid of our singular second/third-person accusative pronoun and we use our nominative one instead.

>>27018
I couldn't get a single coherent statement out. What else are you to do when Harrison Ford lands a helicopter in the middle of the parking lot while you're standing yards away wearing only a bath towel?

Blue!Blue1SqdS2 04 May 2011 01:06:26 GMT No.27022

>>27020
reminds me of a time when I was a kid I kept jumping over this tiny gap in the ground. Then later I jumped over what I thought was the tiny gap and fell into a giant pool of mud.

Papaya Jayz!Vm/en4MfXQ 04 May 2011 01:07:47 GMT No.27023

File: 130447126735.png (68.55 KB, 249x336, 130239102694.png)

>>26891
Sorry for the very late reply...

Nose and mouth XD

Anonymous 04 May 2011 01:14:30 GMT No.27024

could post a couple more stories, but it seems this thread is on it's merry way to coming to a grinding halt

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 04 May 2011 01:21:30 GMT No.27025

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>>27024
Oh I've got a bunch of stories... some can be cruel though.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 01:24:20 GMT No.27026

>>27025

cruel for who exactly?

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 04 May 2011 01:25:25 GMT No.27027

>>27025

hey...

*hugs you*

no worries, post more, or don't. I don't care =)

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 01:28:17 GMT No.27028

>>27024
Most of the rest of my stories are mean, and I don't really want to reflect on them, but I can post them if you guys really want it.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 01:30:36 GMT No.27029

well this is supposed to be a i derped thread, unless you were mean in your derping

though i'm only mean to myself in my derping,(most of the time)

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 04 May 2011 01:34:16 GMT No.27030

>>27027
She needs to be getting work done....>_>

I've been pestering her to get it done. I think I'm just succeeding in irritating her, though.

Jyhum!wqLZLRuzPQ!!uuAGZ0ZJDm 04 May 2011 01:37:22 GMT No.27031

Lets see, I can think of a few...

When I was four, I stuck my finger into a nightlight socket to see if it actually hurt.

Also when I was 4, stared at the sun and watched it change colors... once in a while.... once a week .... almost every day. I now have glasses.

Brother's derpy moment

This happened when we were 20. We have a cat, 18lbs, not fat but is just big. My brother loves to cuddle the thing to death, while I just pet it, hug it occasionally, and treat it like an adult. One day, Our best friend is over and the cat comes by. Brother grabs the cat and cuddles it, is holding it, ect. I warn him to let the cat go, he doesn't listen. I warn him again, he doesn't listen. 5 seconds later, the cat twists around while trying to escape and gets a claw in my brothers cheek ... 2 seconds of shock, then I burst out laughing. the one time in life I ever got to say "I told you so". I got the cat's claw out of his face shortly afterward.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 01:38:56 GMT No.27033

>>27031
That reminds me of the time I got thrown across the room because I stuck a fork in an electric socket. Smartest thing I've done. Ever. Of all time.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 04 May 2011 01:41:51 GMT No.27034

File: 130447331076.png (57.34 KB, 138x184, really2.png)

>>27027
Well this one isn't mean but it made me feel like a total dumbass.

I was about 13 living in Cerritos California, I was on the park by the pool when I took my shoes off to go play in the grass, I come back 2 minutes later and they're gone, they were tooting expensive skater shoes, I got so pissed I sneakily grabbed the shoes left by another girl and go on my marry way. 5 minutes later the police stop me and I start crying like a 6 year old.
>police feel bad.
>drop me on my house.
>parents not home.
>they never called to tell my parents anything
>like a boss

My parents still know nothing about this. Since then I've never stolen anything, and won’t ever again.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 01:44:33 GMT No.27035

>>27033
Which consequently reminds me of the time I thought it would be a good idea to electrocute a horse fly that landed on my arm with one of those portable bug zappers.

Jill Feire 04 May 2011 01:51:32 GMT No.27036

>>27012

another story

once i was riding on my scooter down a hill, that continued on for two blocks.

Well I got close to the end of the first block and the state of the road started to worry me, (it was kinda cracked a bit).

So i was like, oh i better slow down a bit now.

Totally forsaking any rational thought i jumped off my scooter to slow down.

It wasn't till I got done rolling down the rest of the block/hill and I stood up uneasily, that I realized I could of used the brake on the scooter.

My cousin was with me and he was laughing his flank off as I walked home with a limp because my knee was skinned up quite good, and so was my elbow,(still have the scars from it)

WrestlingPony!x/cyUFJZUA 04 May 2011 01:52:08 GMT No.27037

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The other day, I left my car windows down after I got home from running errands because I had no idea that it was gonna storm later that day.
>mfw my seats were soaked

Anonymous 04 May 2011 01:55:50 GMT No.27038

>>27036

hmm didn't mean to use that name, i like being anonpony better.

also, i like being able to say
a s s
makes me feel american
or something

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 04 May 2011 02:03:45 GMT No.27039

File: 130447462578.png (10.59 KB, 91x127, stfu.png)

>>27036
>Totally forsaking any rational thought i jumped off my scooter to slow down.
XD

reminds me the time I was bicycling down a volcano (not joking) and started loosing control because the gravelly ground and applied the front wheel brakes, *facehoof* flipped forward.
The last thing I remember was my dad running at me and picking me up. woke up in the hospital, apparently a rock sliced my knee tendon pretty much exposing the bone, I don't remember any pain though.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 04 May 2011 02:06:11 GMT No.27040

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>>27039
Omigosh... that makes me cringe just thinking about it. And while I'm sure it was a dormant volcano, imagining you biking down an active one makes the entire picture just that much more incredible.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 04 May 2011 02:12:47 GMT No.27041

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>>27040
It's a semi active volcano in Colima, Mexico.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Colima_Volcano_Mexican_Flag.jpg

I was at the skirts of it, obviously not ontop.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 02:15:30 GMT No.27042

>>27039

I feel showed up now, i've never had that serious of an injury

sound unpleasent...

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 04 May 2011 02:19:23 GMT No.27043

File: 130447556244.png (51.48 KB, 258x256, 130148311934.png)

Alright, this story is similar to my other one, but even much more embarrassing.

So, a little background. When I was a kid, my mom would buy clothes for me without telling me, and they'd just appear in my drawers and closet...so random clothes popping up was really nothing new.
Wellllll..........I put on what I thought were a new pair of shorts. Ok, they looked kinda odd, which should've cued me off to something was wrong, but ya know? I was a pretty sheltered kid. I see something, I figure, hey, maybe it's a cool new style or something. Well, I put these "shorts" on and go to church (I'm wondering how I got to church with my parents driving and not noticing in hindsight at this point...then again, we'd usually be in a hurry, so it's possible I got in the car and they didn't notice til we actually got there). Anyways....turns out...I put on either a pair of girl's boy shorts or lounge shorts. I'm not sure which it was, I think the latter, but yeah...they belonged to my oldest sister.
>____<

Anonymous 04 May 2011 02:21:57 GMT No.27044

>>27043

i like your accidental crossdressing stories better than my falling off scooters stories, just as funny, but less painful

Anonymous 04 May 2011 02:23:37 GMT No.27045

I spent 3 days working on a well pump at a house i used to live at. Im not a plumber by far, and the guy who installed it in the first was complete oatmeal. This was during during a 3 day Nor'easter here on the mid atlantic coast. Welp, i forgot a few fittings and had to run back out to Lowes. By the time i got back, every possible way for me to get into my home was flooded out. So, because i cant keep up with a simple shopping list, myself, a friend who was helping me, and my dog had to sleep in my 1987 Dodge Ram that night.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 02:25:36 GMT No.27046

>>27042
Well, let me show you up some more.
I shot an arrow straight through my foot and pinned it to the ground.
In front of a class that I was teaching.
Some scouts learned a few words that day.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 02:27:15 GMT No.27047

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I've had plenty of non-serious head injuries.

Busted my chin open twice, busted my forehead open 3-5 times, don't really remember how many.

I fell off the bed like 5 times, and I never learned my lesson about playing and jumping around on the bed.

I fell at Toys-R-Us off a platform and I stepped and missed the floor.

I fell in the show once while dancing while showering.

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 04 May 2011 02:27:38 GMT No.27048

>>27044
Heh, I'd rather be falling off scooters to be honest. ^_^;;;

Anonymous 04 May 2011 02:31:51 GMT No.27049

>>27046

Tch, just a few? I'm sure you had more than a few new words for them...

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 04 May 2011 02:33:51 GMT No.27050

File: 130447643128.png (70.55 KB, 840x682, Upset Rainbow Dash.png)

I once almost drowned in a pool full of barracudas...

I was visiting Paradise Island (I think that's what it's called... I was rather young then) in the Bahamas, and there was a big snorkeling pool with lots of live tropical fish, barracudas and paddle boats. While I was snorkeling, a paddle boat ran into me, knocked my snorkel off, and caused me to suddenly take a huge breath of water. I panicked, splashed around a bit, felt this burning sensation in my lungs and then woke up on the shore next to some lady who had saved my life, and my parents. I can hardly remember anything else about the incident other than the burning and the sinking.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 02:34:21 GMT No.27051

>>27049
Well, my assistant was able to clear them out of the class before I started yelling obscenities, and half the curses I know don't make sense to English speakers. For the first minute or so all they got was: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUU", etc., etc., etc.

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 04 May 2011 02:37:42 GMT No.27052

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>>27050
Wow brony. That must've been really scary.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 02:41:48 GMT No.27053

>>27048

mmm, i don't know, i was embarrassed and injured.

you were just embarrassed

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 04 May 2011 02:45:02 GMT No.27054

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>>27052
You know, it's funny. Having experienced drowning, I must say that it's not as terrible or horrifying as a lot of people fear it is. I'm not at all saying that it's a pleasant thing, far from it, but it's not something I fear anymore having experienced it. I hope that doesn't sound too odd...

Here's something I AM still afraid of though. Spiders. And snakes. I might have told this story before, but I once saw a black widow spider that had spun a web across a latrine's toilet seat. I freaked out and was trying to knock it into the latrine when a snake fell from the ceiling of the latrine and landed on me. I must have screamed for like an hour...

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 04 May 2011 02:47:55 GMT No.27055

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>>27054
I actually had a drowning experience once when I was younger. I was pretty young. I can't remember if I actually had started suffocating or not before I was rescued. In fact, I don't remember much from it at all other than it haunted my dreams in nightmares long afterward. Lots of drowning dreams reliving the incident...

I'm also still afraid of spiders, and probably still afraid of snakes.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 02:52:19 GMT No.27056

>>27051

well one big long curse is effective for getting some rage and pain out too, especially when you expend some energy yelling at the top of your lungs

Anonymous 04 May 2011 02:56:53 GMT No.27057

>>27054

I will admit, i laughed like a jerk

and i apologize

Anonymous 04 May 2011 02:58:48 GMT No.27058

>>27055

i might of caused my brother to drown a bit once...

i was stupid

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 04 May 2011 03:02:20 GMT No.27059

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>>27057
There's no need to apologize. I always look back on that memory with a giggle myself!

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 03:03:56 GMT No.27060

>>27050
Drowning in warm water is probably more pleasant than drowning in water which is typically 29 degrees Fahrenheit on a warm, sunny day. That scared the hell out of me.

>>27056
It was more that I couldn't form an actual word because it hurt and I was in shock.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 03:08:12 GMT No.27061

>>27059
i suppose that's mostly all that matters

>>27060

pretty good reason for being able to barely talk if you ask me.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 03:11:06 GMT No.27062

>>27061
It's been a constant problem in my life.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 04 May 2011 03:13:16 GMT No.27063

File: 130447879519.png (174.37 KB, 615x491, 130387018646.png)

So much gory and near death experiences.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 03:15:48 GMT No.27064

>>27063

well i wouldn't consider my scooter incident gorey

too small amount of blood to be gorey if you ask me

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 03:15:54 GMT No.27065

>>27063
Fine, funny story away.

There was the time I got pulled over by the police and I wasn't wearing anything because I was losing at a game we were playing.

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 04 May 2011 03:16:41 GMT No.27066

>>27063
Sorry, I'm out of accidental crossdressing stories.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 03:18:58 GMT No.27067

>>27066

I know, make some more stories!

Don't worry, it's just in the name of bumping this thread, so it doesn't mean anything

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 04 May 2011 03:19:08 GMT No.27068

File: 130447914857.png (47.68 KB, 200x187, cute smile flutteryshy.png)

>>27063
Maybe we need more embarrassing/funny stories then :)?

Would anypony like to share?

NOTKarkat Vantas!zgBGzrNs3. 04 May 2011 03:20:59 GMT No.27069

Falling asleep in the middle of a Physics Test.

And it was all because I stayed up late on Ponychan.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 03:22:04 GMT No.27070

>>27065

well if the game was, disturb the next person you come into contact with, then i think you won

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 03:22:06 GMT No.27071

>>27065
And the time we ran Colton's manties up the flagpole. That's what you get for duck-taping me to a tree in my sleeping bag, you bastard.

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 04 May 2011 03:24:00 GMT No.27072

>>27068
I'll tell the story of how I failed a class. It's definitely an embarrassing derp.

Well, I wasn't failing this class, actually. But I had a professor who would not let you leave for the restroom at all during a test. I was taking the final. Not even 4 questions into the final, I needed to shit...really REALLY bad. Nothing's more shameful, running up to the professor's desk begging to be excused for the restroom and her just shaking her head and making you take your exam...and...well, I know what would've been more embarrassing, if I shit my pants, but I didn't. I decided to take the F which ended up with an F or D in the class (I forget which, but since it was upper level, D wasn't passing).

I hated that dining hall on school. Drove me to the runs. >_<

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 03:24:43 GMT No.27073

>>27070
Actually, it was to keep your clothes on by hitting the roof when you went through a yellow light or saw a car with one headlight/taillight out and yell "SEX!" at the top of your lungs. I was concentrating on driving, so you know how it goes.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 03:26:09 GMT No.27074

>>27071

hmm not harsh enough, should of just replaced his underwear with panties, and see if he is desperate enough for underwear to wear em

Anonymous 04 May 2011 03:27:23 GMT No.27075

>>27072

That is just unacceptable and unprofessional behavior on the professor's part.

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 04 May 2011 03:27:50 GMT No.27076

>>27075
I never said she isn't a bitch.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 03:27:55 GMT No.27077

>>27074
He already wore Man-panties, how much more embarrassing does that get? Also they had tree sap all over them.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 03:29:15 GMT No.27078

>>27073

And you still stripped while driving?...

How many people were in the car??

Anonymous 04 May 2011 03:31:52 GMT No.27079

>>27076

would of been really pissed off if i were you

>>27077

i guess we have different versions of embarrassing don't we?

Kegisak 04 May 2011 03:34:55 GMT No.27080

not SUPER derpy, but just did something kinda dumb in class: I was playtesting a classmates level in Unreal, and got killed by an 'invisible minigun', and immedeately started yelling something along the lines of, "what the hell? Invisible minigun!? who's the cheating bastard!?" only to realize that there's an invisibility powerup in the game...

?Starlight Ironhoof !mETALUI2/s 04 May 2011 03:35:17 GMT No.27081

>>27079
I don't remember if I was more pissed or depressed. I was having one of my depression cycles during that time, so I probably just went back to my room and cried for a few hours.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 03:36:05 GMT No.27082

>>27079
>>27078
To both of those: Yes and seven. Answering both.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 03:38:20 GMT No.27083

>>27081

well i don't entirely blame you, it probably wouldn't helped if you screamed at her, (well you might of felt a bit better)

Anonymous 04 May 2011 03:40:56 GMT No.27084

>>27082

i guess we have all done some weird things.

like when i was sleeping, (so i was told) i was wiggling my flank one of my friends.

i think he is full of it

Dr. Strangehoof!Fvt.PtNve. 04 May 2011 03:44:28 GMT No.27085

File: 130448066828.jpg (33.25 KB, 667x639, 130168681050.jpg)

>>27039
Oh, I completely forgot about my two cycling accidents. (mental block, anypony)

The first time I was biking home from the school bus stop. I had my winter coat on with an attached hood. As I crossed a street I turned my head to the left to check for oncoming traffic - except the hood was attached to my shoulders and didn't move with me. I was blinded temporarily just as I hit the street. By the time I got my bearings back I hit the edge of the curb and caught air. Now, even in 7th grade I was a mountain of a man, and all that weight - and my backpack full of books - came crashing down on the end of my mountain bike handlebars, pinching my intestine between it and my spine.

Jumping ahead: emergency exploratory surgery - three week hospital stay over Thanksgiving - foot and a half scar down my stomach - would have bled out internally if my liver had gotten pinched instead. Needless to say I don't wear hooded coats anymore, nor do I ride mountain bikes.

--------

The second major bike accident was just pure stupidity. A couple years later I was riding home from my piano lesson when it started to rain. I was not dressed for bad weather and was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts and hiking sandals.

I was approaching the mane intersection in town when the light turned red. I tried to brake but the rain had made my rubber brakes useless. In a blind panic I tried to slow down by stepping on my front tire. My foot slipped off the top of the wheel and promptly got jammed between the spokes and the front fork - recall that I was wearing sandals.

I flipped over the handlebars (the only time I've ever taken an honest header) and landed square on my chest. Mercifully, the town had recently re-paved mane street and the rain-slick tar let me slide for a good ten feet without tearing my face to pieces. Amazingly I didn't end up breaking my foot, but I had a lump the size of a softball on top of it for a good month.

More amazing was that my bike was totaled after this accident but survived the first one with only minimal damage.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 03:46:16 GMT No.27086

>>27084
Eh, most of mine are honest mistakes, some of them were just stupid, though.

Heartmend!HV8FriEnDs 04 May 2011 04:03:00 GMT No.27087

File: 130448178002.gif (40.76 KB, 548x400, derpy_020.gif)

The first and last time I ever went rollerskating was when I was 12 years old some 22 years ago. My sixth grade glass took a field trip to a local roller rink at the end of the school year.

I strapped on some rental skates (these were the old quads, not inline skates) and tried moving around. Difficult at best, I wasn't having much luck. I remember watching others and trying to imitate them...when all of a sudden, my foot flies out from underneath me. I land on my foot, which is was now bent at an unnatural angle underneath the weight of my body.

I ended up having to leave early; I had to be carried out to the car by my parents. After going to the emergency room it turned out I had just had a pretty bad sprain. It took several weeks to heal.

I really don't know what I was thinking. I've never been very graceful; I don't know what sense there is in strapping boots with wheels on them to one's feet, then! I think my grace has been helped by finding out I had ADD many, many years later. It's funny how many times I'd trip on something solely due to inattention. :)

Anonymous 04 May 2011 04:05:37 GMT No.27088

>>27085

that sounds kinda crazy

makes my incidents seem small time

>>27086

well some accidents are pretty scarey, thankfully non of mine were,(or you from what i heard)

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 04 May 2011 04:08:42 GMT No.27089

>>27087
I can't rollerskate at all. My MS completely wiped out my balance receptors in my ears for a while, so it was really awkward to walk for a bit. But I'm mostly okay now.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 04:08:55 GMT No.27090

>>27087

oh man, you just reminded me of the time that i went roller skating and i slipped up bigtime, infact it was so big that i ended up landing on my head.

I went home shortly after that

Kegisak 04 May 2011 05:00:11 GMT No.27091

Man, all these bronies talking about hurting themselves, kinda makes me suprised I've never had a serious injury, especially considering my capacity for minor injuries and breaking stuff (around me, not bones).

wait, that's not true; I cracked my head open a good six or seven times when I was...around five or six years old, maybe? Once by running full tilt into a wall. Not my proudest moment, that.

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 04 May 2011 05:03:32 GMT No.27092

File: 130448541292.jpg (19.93 KB, 237x267, bridget.jpg)

I guess this wraps it up, I really enjoyed reading your stories and I’m going to miss this thread, maybe we can have another one later. (Personally I would like this thread to be achieved because that would be funny)

I’m sure as hell this community hasn’t run out of derpy stories.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 05:05:56 GMT No.27093

>>27091

reminds me of something i did too

wasn't a derp on my part, i just slipped off the top of a platform that a chain net l just climbed up. There was a metal bar at the bottom of the chain net. I found it with my head

No pain for me cause I blacked out shortly there after.

Childhood was great!

?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArE 04 May 2011 05:26:00 GMT No.27095

File: 130448676060.png (45.75 KB, 122x174, wat.png)

>>27094
You, stop feeling bat man... god you're obsessed with Luna aren't you.

anyways I'm off to bed, good night everypony.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 04 May 2011 05:30:12 GMT No.27096

>>27095
I was posting that picture so I could link it to somepony somewhere else.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 04 May 2011 05:35:03 GMT No.27097

File: 130448730213.png (284.33 KB, 600x506, Reported.png)

Reported for archival.

Because my testis died for great justice.

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 04 May 2011 05:39:43 GMT No.27098

File: 130448758374.png (30.34 KB, 270x269, thinking.png)

How many responses did this thread even get? It has been growing all day.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 05:41:27 GMT No.27099

>>27098

Enough to make you wonder how many posts there were considering how much it has been growing all day.

I can't say much more.

Zate 04 May 2011 05:46:18 GMT No.27100

>>27098
Enough that I feel like a bastion of competence and grace by comparison to the total. Although I have a few more derpish incidents I could add.

Twinkie Pinkie!a5H14ckwP. 04 May 2011 05:48:18 GMT No.27101

File: 130448809819.jpg (87.97 KB, 1920x1080, ppisasadamish34.jpg)

>>27097

sounds like I missed something fun :(

Anonymous 04 May 2011 05:50:37 GMT No.27102

>>27101

if you count dwelling on past injuries and just generally feeling like a fool as fun then, yes, yes you did miss some fun

Zate 04 May 2011 05:58:08 GMT No.27103

>>27102
Feeling like a fool can be fun if you do it as a group.

Anonymous 04 May 2011 06:01:55 GMT No.27104

>>27103

uh, if you say so

personally i would rather feel like a fool by myself, (or anonymously, like right now for example)

Pranky Pie!dyAw/e4SVA 04 May 2011 06:08:49 GMT No.27105

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Way back in middle school, a kid set his leg on fire using a can of axe spray and then was subsequently beaten with the flank of a shotgun, successfully extinguishing said fire.

Man, I was a stupid kid.
I've had my hair on fire more than once.

Zate 04 May 2011 06:09:37 GMT No.27106

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>>27104
If you feel better that way..

Anonymous 04 May 2011 06:13:05 GMT No.27107

>>27105

a shotgun huh?....

>>27106

yes it does thank you, it's just in my nature, just like i like to cry by myself, (oh wait i think thats pretty much everypony, eh not the point)

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 04 May 2011 06:14:54 GMT No.27108

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>>27105

Zate 04 May 2011 06:17:08 GMT No.27109

>>27108
Wrong guy, Wings.

Pranky Pie!dyAw/e4SVA 04 May 2011 06:18:24 GMT No.27110

>>27107
Yes...
>>27108
Stop looking at me like that!

Anonymous 04 May 2011 06:22:22 GMT No.27111

>>27110

just trying to see into your soul, nothing to be worried about

Jebin Zedalu!TOOLBoXIVM 04 May 2011 06:28:21 GMT No.27112

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Hm... Well, it's not much of a story, but I honestly can't recall any particularly stupid things I've done.

A long while back, my family's leech field backed up into the house... Flooded the bathrooms, it was nasty. After getting it cleaned up, we went out to the leech field to try to fix the problem. Moved the manhole cover that acted as our access to the tank, big stinky hole in the ground.
I was sent to get some gloves, since no one wanted to touch ANYTHING, for good reason. So I went to the garage, grabbed a pair of gloves, and poked out of the door.
"CATCH!"
"NO, DON'T THROW-"
*sploosh*

Anonymous 04 May 2011 06:30:17 GMT No.27113

>>27112

that was quite possibly the most revolting thing i've read in a while

sorry to hear that

Ginger Snap!cookieerII 04 May 2011 10:40:02 GMT No.27114

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Oh! I can post a couple of sports stories.

Ok, so when I was in 5th grade I played baseball. I wasn't the best player, so they put me in the outfield. Right before one of our games we were practicing catching some fly balls. I put my glove up as I did, only I put it in my view of the ball. It came right over the top of my glove and hit me in the teeth. I spent the game at the dentist office.

Another story. I played football for all of junior high without any major injuries. 3 years of football and no injuries! I play a game of flag football with some friends and break my hand in the middle of the game. At first my mother was thinking that I was just being a wuss about the pain, but then my hand swelled up and got black. XD

also >>27043
On this note. I was little and wanted to be a mummy for halloween one year, only I couldn't speak very well so my mom thought I had said mommy. So yes, I cross dressed for halloween.

Blue!Blue1SqdS2 04 May 2011 16:09:06 GMT No.27119

I once watched a show for little girls and liked it.

Thanatoast!y7eL3J0R0A 05 May 2011 00:30:05 GMT No.27133

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>>27119
ME TOO

Stephen 28 Mar 2012 19:09:54 GMT No.2513813

I'm a bit late to the party, but what the hay!
Out on patrol when suddenly some farmer runs at me with a stick, pointing it at me.
I laughed at him for 5 minutes while it was in ny face.
Derp. I then realized it was a shotgun.

forteCat.EXE 01 Apr 2012 19:14:31 GMT No.2513827

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Forgot my own birthday.

But it wasn't my birthday

BAppleJuice!WX8wcWYomk 01 Apr 2012 22:33:12 GMT No.2513830

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Just the other day I tried to get into an office area... I jiggled the handles, but the double doors seemed locked. I looked through the large panes in the doors and saw two secretaries, and indicated to them with my hand that the doors were locked. They gave me odd stares and pointed at the door. I struggled with the handles for a long while until I found the solution: turn and push on the left door. As I walked through the door they were giggling at me. -_- Also it turned out I was in the wrong building.