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Derpy moments ?One Winged Pegasus?!T/QtoPmArECountry code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 26705[View All]

I just locked myself out of my house by accident, housemate not home, had to ask some dude that was passing by to give me a push up the fence, I'm wearing a long skirt, no underwear *facehoof* had to break a window once inside the property. most embarrassing day in the year so far.

Post your Derpy moments.
354 posts and 227 image replies omitted. Click View to see all.

NOTKarkat Vantas!zgBGzrNs3.Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 27069

Falling asleep in the middle of a Physics Test.

And it was all because I stayed up late on Ponychan.

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>>27065

well if the game was, disturb the next person you come into contact with, then i think you won

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>>27065
And the time we ran Colton's manties up the flagpole. That's what you get for duck-taping me to a tree in my sleeping bag, you bastard.

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>>27068
I'll tell the story of how I failed a class. It's definitely an embarrassing derp.

Well, I wasn't failing this class, actually. But I had a professor who would not let you leave for the restroom at all during a test. I was taking the final. Not even 4 questions into the final, I needed to shit...really REALLY bad. Nothing's more shameful, running up to the professor's desk begging to be excused for the restroom and her just shaking her head and making you take your exam...and...well, I know what would've been more embarrassing, if I shit my pants, but I didn't. I decided to take the F which ended up with an F or D in the class (I forget which, but since it was upper level, D wasn't passing).

I hated that dining hall on school. Drove me to the runs. >_<

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>>27070
Actually, it was to keep your clothes on by hitting the roof when you went through a yellow light or saw a car with one headlight/taillight out and yell "SEX!" at the top of your lungs. I was concentrating on driving, so you know how it goes.

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>>27071

hmm not harsh enough, should of just replaced his underwear with panties, and see if he is desperate enough for underwear to wear em

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>>27072

That is just unacceptable and unprofessional behavior on the professor's part.

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>>27075
I never said she isn't a bitch.

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>>27074
He already wore Man-panties, how much more embarrassing does that get? Also they had tree sap all over them.

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>>27073

And you still stripped while driving?...

How many people were in the car??

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>>27076

would of been really pissed off if i were you

>>27077

i guess we have different versions of embarrassing don't we?

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not SUPER derpy, but just did something kinda dumb in class: I was playtesting a classmates level in Unreal, and got killed by an 'invisible minigun', and immedeately started yelling something along the lines of, "what the hell? Invisible minigun!? who's the cheating bastard!?" only to realize that there's an invisibility powerup in the game...

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>>27079
I don't remember if I was more pissed or depressed. I was having one of my depression cycles during that time, so I probably just went back to my room and cried for a few hours.

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>>27079
>>27078
To both of those: Yes and seven. Answering both.

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>>27081

well i don't entirely blame you, it probably wouldn't helped if you screamed at her, (well you might of felt a bit better)

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>>27082

i guess we have all done some weird things.

like when i was sleeping, (so i was told) i was wiggling my flank one of my friends.

i think he is full of it

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>>27039
Oh, I completely forgot about my two cycling accidents. (mental block, anypony)

The first time I was biking home from the school bus stop. I had my winter coat on with an attached hood. As I crossed a street I turned my head to the left to check for oncoming traffic - except the hood was attached to my shoulders and didn't move with me. I was blinded temporarily just as I hit the street. By the time I got my bearings back I hit the edge of the curb and caught air. Now, even in 7th grade I was a mountain of a man, and all that weight - and my backpack full of books - came crashing down on the end of my mountain bike handlebars, pinching my intestine between it and my spine.

Jumping ahead: emergency exploratory surgery - three week hospital stay over Thanksgiving - foot and a half scar down my stomach - would have bled out internally if my liver had gotten pinched instead. Needless to say I don't wear hooded coats anymore, nor do I ride mountain bikes.

--------

The second major bike accident was just pure stupidity. A couple years later I was riding home from my piano lesson when it started to rain. I was not dressed for bad weather and was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts and hiking sandals.

I was approaching the mane intersection in town when the light turned red. I tried to brake but the rain had made my rubber brakes useless. In a blind panic I tried to slow down by stepping on my front tire. My foot slipped off the top of the wheel and promptly got jammed between the spokes and the front fork - recall that I was wearing sandals.

I flipped over the handlebars (the only time I've ever taken an honest header) and landed square on my chest. Mercifully, the town had recently re-paved mane street and the rain-slick tar let me slide for a good ten feet without tearing my face to pieces. Amazingly I didn't end up breaking my foot, but I had a lump the size of a softball on top of it for a good month.

More amazing was that my bike was totaled after this accident but survived the first one with only minimal damage.

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>>27084
Eh, most of mine are honest mistakes, some of them were just stupid, though.

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The first and last time I ever went rollerskating was when I was 12 years old some 22 years ago. My sixth grade glass took a field trip to a local roller rink at the end of the school year.

I strapped on some rental skates (these were the old quads, not inline skates) and tried moving around. Difficult at best, I wasn't having much luck. I remember watching others and trying to imitate them...when all of a sudden, my foot flies out from underneath me. I land on my foot, which is was now bent at an unnatural angle underneath the weight of my body.

I ended up having to leave early; I had to be carried out to the car by my parents. After going to the emergency room it turned out I had just had a pretty bad sprain. It took several weeks to heal.

I really don't know what I was thinking. I've never been very graceful; I don't know what sense there is in strapping boots with wheels on them to one's feet, then! I think my grace has been helped by finding out I had ADD many, many years later. It's funny how many times I'd trip on something solely due to inattention. :)

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>>27085

that sounds kinda crazy

makes my incidents seem small time

>>27086

well some accidents are pretty scarey, thankfully non of mine were,(or you from what i heard)

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>>27087
I can't rollerskate at all. My MS completely wiped out my balance receptors in my ears for a while, so it was really awkward to walk for a bit. But I'm mostly okay now.

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>>27087

oh man, you just reminded me of the time that i went roller skating and i slipped up bigtime, infact it was so big that i ended up landing on my head.

I went home shortly after that

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Man, all these bronies talking about hurting themselves, kinda makes me suprised I've never had a serious injury, especially considering my capacity for minor injuries and breaking stuff (around me, not bones).

wait, that's not true; I cracked my head open a good six or seven times when I was...around five or six years old, maybe? Once by running full tilt into a wall. Not my proudest moment, that.

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I guess this wraps it up, I really enjoyed reading your stories and I’m going to miss this thread, maybe we can have another one later. (Personally I would like this thread to be achieved because that would be funny)

I’m sure as hell this community hasn’t run out of derpy stories.

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>>27091

reminds me of something i did too

wasn't a derp on my part, i just slipped off the top of a platform that a chain net l just climbed up. There was a metal bar at the bottom of the chain net. I found it with my head

No pain for me cause I blacked out shortly there after.

Childhood was great!

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>>27094
You, stop feeling bat man... god you're obsessed with Luna aren't you.

anyways I'm off to bed, good night everypony.

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>>27095
I was posting that picture so I could link it to somepony somewhere else.

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Reported for archival.

Because my testis died for great justice.

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How many responses did this thread even get? It has been growing all day.

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>>27098

Enough to make you wonder how many posts there were considering how much it has been growing all day.

I can't say much more.

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>>27098
Enough that I feel like a bastion of competence and grace by comparison to the total. Although I have a few more derpish incidents I could add.

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>>27097

sounds like I missed something fun :(

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>>27101

if you count dwelling on past injuries and just generally feeling like a fool as fun then, yes, yes you did miss some fun

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>>27102
Feeling like a fool can be fun if you do it as a group.

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>>27103

uh, if you say so

personally i would rather feel like a fool by myself, (or anonymously, like right now for example)

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Way back in middle school, a kid set his leg on fire using a can of axe spray and then was subsequently beaten with the flank of a shotgun, successfully extinguishing said fire.

Man, I was a stupid kid.
I've had my hair on fire more than once.

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>>27104
If you feel better that way..

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>>27105

a shotgun huh?....

>>27106

yes it does thank you, it's just in my nature, just like i like to cry by myself, (oh wait i think thats pretty much everypony, eh not the point)

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>>27105

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>>27108
Wrong guy, Wings.

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>>27107
Yes...
>>27108
Stop looking at me like that!

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>>27110

just trying to see into your soul, nothing to be worried about

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Hm... Well, it's not much of a story, but I honestly can't recall any particularly stupid things I've done.

A long while back, my family's leech field backed up into the house... Flooded the bathrooms, it was nasty. After getting it cleaned up, we went out to the leech field to try to fix the problem. Moved the manhole cover that acted as our access to the tank, big stinky hole in the ground.
I was sent to get some gloves, since no one wanted to touch ANYTHING, for good reason. So I went to the garage, grabbed a pair of gloves, and poked out of the door.
"CATCH!"
"NO, DON'T THROW-"
*sploosh*

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>>27112

that was quite possibly the most revolting thing i've read in a while

sorry to hear that

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Oh! I can post a couple of sports stories.

Ok, so when I was in 5th grade I played baseball. I wasn't the best player, so they put me in the outfield. Right before one of our games we were practicing catching some fly balls. I put my glove up as I did, only I put it in my view of the ball. It came right over the top of my glove and hit me in the teeth. I spent the game at the dentist office.

Another story. I played football for all of junior high without any major injuries. 3 years of football and no injuries! I play a game of flag football with some friends and break my hand in the middle of the game. At first my mother was thinking that I was just being a wuss about the pain, but then my hand swelled up and got black. XD

also >>27043
On this note. I was little and wanted to be a mummy for halloween one year, only I couldn't speak very well so my mom thought I had said mommy. So yes, I cross dressed for halloween.

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I once watched a show for little girls and liked it.

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>>27119
ME TOO

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I'm a bit late to the party, but what the hay!
Out on patrol when suddenly some farmer runs at me with a stick, pointing it at me.
I laughed at him for 5 minutes while it was in ny face.
Derp. I then realized it was a shotgun.

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Forgot my own birthday.




But it wasn't my birthday

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Just the other day I tried to get into an office area... I jiggled the handles, but the double doors seemed locked. I looked through the large panes in the doors and saw two secretaries, and indicated to them with my hand that the doors were locked. They gave me odd stares and pointed at the door. I struggled with the handles for a long while until I found the solution: turn and push on the left door. As I walked through the door they were giggling at me. -_- Also it turned out I was in the wrong building.

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