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Big Mac
Oh. Hello. Can I help you?
Twilight
Hi.
DOCTOR
38.
Big Mac
Er, just a minute.
Twilight
Message from Applejack.
Big Mac
Oh? What's the message?
Twilight
She's had to go away for a bit.
Big Mac
Where?
Applejack
Just a work thing. Nothing to worry about.
Big Mac
Okay.
Twilight
And...
Big Mac
And what?
Twilight
She loves you.
Big Mac
She what?!
Twilight
She said to say. She just sort of mentioned it. She loves you. There, that's nice, isn't it?
Big Mac
Is she sick?
Twilight
No! No.
Big Mac
Am I sick?
Twilight
No!
Big Mac
Is this a trick?
Twilight
No. She loves you.
DOCTOR
Yeh...yeah. People don't understand time. It's not what you think it is.
Twilight
Who is this guy?
Bic Mac
Sorry, the pause thing keeps slipping.
Twilight
Last night at Applejack's, you had him on those screens. That same guy. Talking about, I dunno, blinking or something.
Big Mac
Yeah, the bit about the blinking is great. I was checking to see if they were all the same.
Twilight
What were the same? What is this? Who is he?
Big Mac
An Easter egg.
Twilight
Excuse me?
Big Mac
A DVD extra. You know how on DVDs they put extras on, documentaries and stuff? Well, sometimes they put on hidden ones, and they call them Easter eggs. You have to look for them, follow a bunch of clues in the menu screen.
DOCTOR
Complicated.
Big Mac
It's kinda interesting, actually. He’s on seventeen different DVDs. Totally unrelated DVDs. Not even the publishers know how he got there. I've talked to the manufacturers. They don't even know. He's like...he's a ghost DVD extra. Just shows up where he's not supposed to be.
Twilight
Well, what does he do?
Big Mac
Just sits there making random remarks. It's like we're hearing half a conversation. Me and the guys are always trying to work out the other half.
Twilight
When you say you and the guys, you mean the internet, don't you?
Big Mac
Howdja know?
Twilight
Spooky, isn't it?
DOCTOR
Very complicated.
Steven Magnet
Mac, need you!
Big Mac
'Scuse me.