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Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:07:11 GMT No.2482095 [Last 50 Posts]

>decide to make dresses for my friends so we can have our own fashion show for fun
>work forever
>my friends hate them and stupidly offer to make new dresses with their suggestions
>one of my friends wants to wear galoshes with her dress
>my face

twilightboy 16 May 2011 01:08:59 GMT No.2482096

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SaiKar!Wa7mqYgKvE 16 May 2011 01:11:12 GMT No.2482097

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Well if you'd just learn some basic astronomy, we wouldn't be in this mess, now would we?

I mean, five stars on Orion's Belt? Were you even trying?

Bags 16 May 2011 01:13:23 GMT No.2482098

File: 130550840293.jpg (28.34 KB, 500x502, rainbow dash pondering.jpg)

>>2482095

This whole mess could have been avoided if you had the common sense to make them 20% cooler. I mean really, who aims for 20% lamer?

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:13:40 GMT No.2482099

File: 130550842049.jpg (24.92 KB, 500x500, celestiashrug.jpg)

> Student probably misses me, send her a ticket for the Gala so we can hang out
> Oh, send one for her dragon too
> Get letter back about not wanting her friends to miss out
> Send them tickets as well, maybe they'll loosen things up!
> Ugh Gala
> Suddenly, hilarious anarchy
> Thank student and friends for making things more fun
> mfw I have no idea why they got so crazy but whatever

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:25:33 GMT No.2482100

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>be naturally good with animals
>spend all week getting ready for the Gala
>get excited to befriend rare animals in royal garden
>all the animals avoid me and want nothing to do with me
>groundskeeper mule makes fun of me
>my face

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:29:59 GMT No.2482101

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>go to Ponyville to visit old best friend from Junior Flight Camp
>she just wants to hang out with annoying pink pony instead
>they decide to throw a party for me
>get pranked the entire time
>completely humiliated
>get told off by my best friend
>they tell me to leave
>my face

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:31:35 GMT No.2482102

File: 130550949563.gif (396.27 KB, 320x320, pinkie pie cancan2.gif)

>perform song
>start war
>mfw

Rellic!!uwZwWwLGR1 16 May 2011 01:33:01 GMT No.2482103

File: 130550958124.jpg (58.47 KB, 944x580, 130534772255.jpg)

>>2482102

Earlysnow!!V5MQD2Amyu 16 May 2011 01:33:22 GMT No.2482104

File: 130550959562.png (907.16 KB, 1680x1050, oh-great-another-song-by-the-C…)

>base entire lives around the collection of gems
>one day realize that the damn things are everywhere and probably aren't even worth their weight in manure
>have existential crisis
>our faces when

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 16 May 2011 01:33:24 GMT No.2482105

File: 130550960218.jpg (34.76 KB, 512x535, spike is not amused.jpg)

>get excited for Grand Galloping Gala
>drive my friends there
>get ditched within a minute
>go drown my sorrows in doughnuts and cheap hot chocolate
>friends come back like "Oh, Spike, we're ready to hang out with you now!"
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:34:02 GMT No.2482106

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>Applejack offers to help me with my new trick for the Wonderbolts
>my face

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:35:20 GMT No.2482108

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>Parents named me Rainbow Dash
>forced to dye hair constantly
>mfw

Earlysnow!!V5MQD2Amyu 16 May 2011 01:37:13 GMT No.2482109

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>be the most trusted and loved student of the local goddess/despot
>warn of impending doom
>get kicked out of town
>mfw

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 16 May 2011 01:37:47 GMT No.2482110

File: 130550986649.png (390.52 KB, 1128x708, 9219 - sad spike.png)

>mare I like gives me a bow for all my hard work
>owl gets an identical bow for doing nothing
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:38:50 GMT No.2482111

File: 130550993025.png (50.59 KB, 350x208, pinkie sad.png)

>Fan writes scary story of me
>Other ponies are scared of me after they read it
>They all think i'm crazy
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:39:34 GMT No.2482112

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>be the only filly in my class without a cutie mark
>my face

Phalanx!ogcXsPeArs 16 May 2011 01:40:32 GMT No.2482113

File: 130551002527.png (605.66 KB, 1920x1200, scratch.png)

>get hired to DJ the local dressmakers fashion show
>forced to play stuff I don't like by said dressmaker
>show is a disaster
>her reputation in ruins
>mine intact
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:41:45 GMT No.2482114

File: 130551010507.jpg (12.58 KB, 469x265, spike angry.jpg)

>Go to Quill and Sofa store
>they have no quills
>mfw

Earlysnow!!V5MQD2Amyu 16 May 2011 01:42:53 GMT No.2482115

>>2482105
You forgot:

>friends only come to hang out with you after their night was ruined
>I am their backup plan

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:44:22 GMT No.2482116

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>ask friend to model hat I created for Photo Finish
>says I'm going to shine across Equestria
>instead, my friend becomes incredibly popular and famous as a model
>nobody cares about my work
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:44:34 GMT No.2482117

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>Have an ocular condition
>Mess up ONE delivery
>known as retarded pony forever
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:47:22 GMT No.2482119

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>become ruler of Equestria
>imprison my sister on the goddamn moon for 1000 years
>troll the shit out of my subjects
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:49:05 GMT No.2482120

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>Harvesting time
>Already made promises
>Keep promises and work
>Over-propell pegasus, practically poison plenty of ponies, and terrorize bushels of brand-new bouncing baby bunnies.

Earlysnow!!V5MQD2Amyu 16 May 2011 01:49:11 GMT No.2482122

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>dedicate life to harvesting apples
>work harder at my job than pretty much anyone else in town
>new bitch-ass unicorn in town comes along and can harvest apples considerably faster than me by using her bullshit telekinesis
>mfw being an earth pony sucks ass

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:52:25 GMT No.2482123

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>>2482095

>>Friends are sneaking around.
>>All of them try to avoid my perfectly planned party
>>Track dishonest friends to Applejack's farm
>>Applejack, the Element of fricking Honesty, lies to my face in as obvious a way as possible.
>>Spike confirms my suspicions that my friends now hate my guts and don't want to be around me anymore. Spike's okay with me I guess because I gave him jems to eat but who cares? He just a stupid baby dragon.
>>Get lonely and remember Pinkomina childhood vividly. Revert to inner child.
>>Make new friends with a bag of flour, a pile of rocks, a bucket of turnips, and a ball of lint.
>>Have awesome party for Gummy, my cool little green guy.
>>Pile of rocks implies my old friends were assholes.
>>MFW I start to realize the pile of rocks is right.

Bags 16 May 2011 01:53:00 GMT No.2482124

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>have a scooter
>wear a helmet
>mfw

X 16 May 2011 01:53:27 GMT No.2482125

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>Tell story about getting cutie mark
>Keep screaming yes yes yes yes yes yes yes in public
>realizing that everyone is staring at me
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:54:19 GMT No.2482126

File: 130551085949.jpg (36.29 KB, 581x697, just scream.jpg)

>>2482116
>best friend forces me to model for her even though I hate it
>suddenly become hugely popular
>can't quit or else my best friend would be really angry with me
>my face

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 16 May 2011 01:54:43 GMT No.2482127

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>perform show in hick town
>bitch pegasus heckles from the front row
>pony-folk get butthurt when I do my tricks
>pony-folk take my stage persona seriously and expect me to fight a bear
>bear destroys my home and forces me to leave in humiliation
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 01:55:07 GMT No.2482128

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>offer to watch my friend's little sister and her friends for the night while she works on dresses
>expect to have a nice quiet night of coloring, singing songs
>they scare my animals
>break my grandmother's table
>be really loud and scare my chickens
>almost get me killed when they run into the Everfree forest and I have to save them
>mfw

Gilgapony!g0rWynsHo. 16 May 2011 01:56:44 GMT No.2482129

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>wanted everypony to see how pretty the night was
>sister wouldn't have it and told me off
>got banished to the moon by my own sister
>mfw

Unified Theory of Ponity 16 May 2011 01:57:13 GMT No.2482130

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> Invite prize student to Gala
> Send her standard invite + 1, figure she'll just bring her manservant like everypony else
> Give all her friends invitations at her insistence, figure it'll be fun for a change
> Give student the honor of being at my side the whole night to meet the most influential ponies in Equestria
> Student's friends cause hundreds of thousands of bits in property damage, will have to ask Parliament to pay at taxpayers' expense
> Student complains about party
> mfw

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 16 May 2011 02:03:12 GMT No.2482131

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>invite loser fillies to our Cutecenera
>fillies crash our party and make us look like idiots
>we're still rich, fabulous and have our Cutie Marks at the end of the day
>ofw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:03:37 GMT No.2482132

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>spend all month planning out my Cutecanera
>that one girl in my class who doesn't have her cutie mark shows up
>suddenly get called out by two other blank flanks that come out of nowhere
>that new unicorn in town shows up out of nowhere and says she's better than me because she still has the wonder of discovery or something dumb
>everyone stops paying attention to me
>my party is RUINED
>mfw

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 16 May 2011 02:04:55 GMT No.2482133

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>Wake up
>Can't find my wings
>Realize they're on my back
>Realize I fell asleep on the roof again and birds are poking me.

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:05:37 GMT No.2482134

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>try to take care of sick bird
>not getting better
>try harder to help
>bird ends up bursting into flames
>mfw i realize my cutie mark is a lie. i suck with animals

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:06:04 GMT No.2482135

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>>2482127
wow I never actually saw it that way. I guess it could just be her stage persona, but she does that stupid puff of smoke part at the end revealing that her stage persona and her real personality are becoming similar.

Oh wait. Sorry.

>>MFW I totally made Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity look like dumb chumps.

Gilgapony!g0rWynsHo. 16 May 2011 02:07:37 GMT No.2482136

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>work hard to perfect my music
>get to perform at the most prestigious event in Canterlot
>chance to impress everypony is ruined by some pink pony stealing all the attention by just being loud and obnoxious
>said pony asks for a special request
>mfw

Armada&!pImEwBuYfw 16 May 2011 02:08:34 GMT No.2482137

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>Tending to animals by lake.
>Find weird looking turtle
>Punch it in the head
>MFW

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 16 May 2011 02:10:51 GMT No.2482138

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>find talented foal
>invest time, energy and emotional support into my star pupil
>watch them grow into a gifted and talented sorcerer
>watch them grow up, fall in love, get married, have a family
>watch them grow old
>watch them die
>find talented foal
>invest time, energy and emotional support into my star pupil
>watch them grow into a gifted and talented sorcerer
>watch them grow up, fall in love, get married, have a family
>watch them grow old
>watch them die
>find talented foal
>invest time, energy and emotional support into my star pupil
>watch them grow into a gifted and talented sorcerer
>watch them grow up, fall in love, get married, have a family
>watch them grow old
>watch them die
>find talented foal
>invest time, energy and emotional support into my star pupil
>watch them grow into a gifted and talented sorcerer
>watch them grow up, fall in love, get married, have a family
>watch them grow old
>watch them die
>find talented foal
>invest time, energy and emotional support into my star pupil
>watch them grow into a gifted and talented sorcerer
>watch them grow up, fall in love, get married, have a family
>watch them grow old
>watch them die
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:11:30 GMT No.2482139

File: 130551189021.jpg (20.86 KB, 311x340, applefacehoof.jpg)

>Winter Wrap-Up
>everything is going horribly
>Caramel loses the grass seeds again
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:12:17 GMT No.2482140

File: 130551193719.jpg (20.33 KB, 640x360, Parasprite.jpg)

>>Really, really hungry all the time.
>>Bottom of the food chain in the Everfree forest
>>Quadruped takes a shine to me and takes me home.
>>Wow, new things to eat and no predators to eat me!
>>MFW I become the dominant life-form, can breed freely without fear, and soar to the top of the food chain for once.

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:12:33 GMT No.2482141

File: 130551195350.jpg (19.42 KB, 278x313, uhsdjjjj.jpg)

>Winter Wrap-Up
>work really hard
>accidentally misplace grass seeds
>Applejack yells at me
>nobody likes me
>mfw

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 16 May 2011 02:15:49 GMT No.2482142

File: 130551214904.jpg (93.52 KB, 616x462, grass-seed.jpg)

>>2482139
>>2482141
>quadrepeds try and plant me so they can harvest my body for food
>escape while the brown colt has its back turned
>mfw

SaiKar!Wa7mqYgKvE 16 May 2011 02:16:57 GMT No.2482143

File: 130551221734.jpg (50.03 KB, 656x661, 130102325344.jpg)

> Think this thread is about Art of the Dress
> turns out to be about something else entirely
> mfw

Max Rain!BowsmOKWYg 16 May 2011 02:24:40 GMT No.2482144

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>Get butthurt over people not worshiping me
>threaten all of their lives by causing eternal darkness thus doomng crops
>get taken out and imprisoned in a legitimate police action by benevolent ruler
>She gets called a tyrant
>I get worshiped by fandom
>and I get flowers
>My face

Earlysnow!!V5MQD2Amyu 16 May 2011 02:26:53 GMT No.2482146

File: 130551281079.png (1.39 MB, 1680x1050, 24.png)

>Aunt Celestia tells me some gold-digging broad from a backwater town is going to put the moves on me at the Grand Galloping Gala
>don't particularly want to share my fortune or good social standing with her
>troll the shit out of her all night and make her think I'm a total jerk so I'll never have to see her again
>mfw

I felt so, so dirty writing that, you guys have no idea

loki!c7wMhMaDFo 16 May 2011 02:27:53 GMT No.2482147

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>attend the grand galloping gala
>get super excited about the shiny dance floor
>and the pretty party ponies
>and the fancy band
>go nuts pinkie pie style and start singing and dancing
>ponies stare at me in disbelief
>realize it's not that kind of party
>mfw

Bags 16 May 2011 02:29:40 GMT No.2482148

File: 130551298024.png (117.56 KB, 338x322, mfw.png)

>Someone asks what my name is
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:37:21 GMT No.2482151

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>Pandora is a boring place
>decide to watch little girls show
>like it
>start to collect toys
>bandit bros make fun of my liking of the show
>show them the show
>they like it
>we're all bronies now
>organize fun party at base
>damn berserker, soldier, tiny sword guy, and girl decide to wreck my cutecanera
>mfw

DAMN IT. THEY KILLED MY DOGS. FFS

Armada&!pImEwBuYfw 16 May 2011 02:37:23 GMT No.2482152

File: 130551344077.png (317.31 KB, 3145x1476, Philomena.png)

>>2482134
>Approaching rebirth cycle
>Yellow Pegasus kidnaps me from gilded cage
>Takes me to filthy animal filled cottage
>Trys to heal me of my natural cycle
>Tapes my molting feathers to my skin
>Her insane friend shows up and force-feeds me all manners of manure
>Locks me in another cage with a shroud
>escape
>run like hell
>Finally reach end of cycle
>Flame out on top of a statue
>Owner finds me
>Has me re-constitute
>I expect her to take revenge for my kidnapping
>Dosen't.
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:39:06 GMT No.2482153

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>have to get up early to raise the sun
>younger sister controls the night
>plays her loud dance music through the entire castle
>all
>fucking
>night
>mfw

loki!c7wMhMaDFo 16 May 2011 02:42:01 GMT No.2482154

File: 130551372167.gif (524.29 KB, 366x341, 130506756898.gif)

>start out as a minor background character
>have an unintentional yet cute/charming ocular condition
>love muffins
>males 18-34 love me
>become regular character in 2nd season
>mfw

Stallout 16 May 2011 02:42:41 GMT No.2482155

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> Get the chance to play cello in a band for the Grand Galloping Galla
> Practice for months before Gala
> Have high hopes that I will be noticed for my musical skills and make it big
> Play with focus and determination, the best Ive played in years
> Get pushed over and have concert ruined by a signing, pink, candy covered pony blaring loud party music
>mfw

lifegospel!ao2xkbRrn. 16 May 2011 02:44:45 GMT No.2482156

File: 130551388381.png (107.72 KB, 309x303, 130504777145.png)

> Hear friends talking about me not being a tree
> Decide to parasprite the hell out of them.
> They think I want to be a tree
> mfw

Fuck_Yeah_Imma_Tripfag!NvMT/6z10U 16 May 2011 02:46:13 GMT No.2482157

File: 130551397322.jpg (106.54 KB, 501x839, 1304778417497.jpg)

>I'm a superior life form from the Andromeda galaxy
>Being sent to a mysterious alien world for scientific studies
>Use a holographic / illusion device to pass as a local
>In the middle of everypony, my camouflage device malfunction for a few miliseconds, geopardizing my entire mission
>Nopony notice because that white mare unicorn draw all the attention
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:51:21 GMT No.2482159

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>Hang out with my best gal pal
>Everypony assumes we're gay
>MFW

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:53:21 GMT No.2482160

File: 130551440073.png (258.12 KB, 638x360, hammer.png)

>break table
>attempt to fix
>invent modern art

Anonymous 16 May 2011 02:56:42 GMT No.2482161

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>Have a breakdown because my friends are avoiding me
>Plan to bribe Twilight's assistant in to giving me information
>He admits to horribly embarrassing things that I didn't even want to know
>My face when this is getting nowhere

RedEnchilada!w3ypMB5oPg 16 May 2011 03:03:14 GMT No.2482162

File: 130551499422.png (32.34 KB, 187x182, 130335624763.png)

>Best Young Flyers competition
>best friend shows up with fancy wings
>steals all the attention
>her wings burn out at 50,000 feet above ground level
>mfw sweet sweet karma

teh_pwny!l/UGlFfgbA 16 May 2011 03:04:18 GMT No.2482163

File: 130551505625.png (36.46 KB, 945x945, derpy.png)

>Derp
>Derp, derp, derp
>Derp, derp, derp, derp, derp
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 03:04:21 GMT No.2482164

File: 130551506133.png (52.35 KB, 600x432, 130454323634.png)

>Tree plop pocket out of banana bubble rumble for body sandwich
>Popsicle table cloth brain bits in the mush muffin
>Sarsaparilla cars for whaling race tennis rocket ships...
>MFW

Anonymous 16 May 2011 03:05:15 GMT No.2482165

File: 130551511477.png (52.35 KB, 600x432, 130454323634.png)

>Tree plop pocket out of banana bubble rumble for body sandwich
>Popsicle table cloth brain bits in the mush muffin
>Sarsaparilla cars for whaling race tennis rocket ships...
>MFW

X 16 May 2011 03:05:24 GMT No.2482166

File: 130551512282.png (197.31 KB, 808x924, 130462869263.png)

>Play Truth or Dare at Twilight slumber party with Rarity
> Dare Rarity to stand in the rain
> Get dared to play dress-up in a fru-fru, glittery, lacey outfit
>mfw

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 16 May 2011 03:05:39 GMT No.2482167

File: 130551513934.png (64.67 KB, 176x275, 3223 - duplicate.png)

>>2482159
>fall in love with best friend
>spend years trying to get closer to her
>hear friend make homophobic remark
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 03:12:01 GMT No.2482168

File: 130551552115.jpg (6.36 KB, 227x205, 130246965047.jpg)

>Grew up poor
>My parents owned a rock farm
>Smiling was illegal
>Moved to Ponyville when I came of age
>Got a job at a confectionary
>My line of work provides for a continuous sugar high
>My face when everypony wonders why I'm so fucking hyper all the time.

Anonymous 16 May 2011 03:15:57 GMT No.2482169

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>Applejack thinks she's better than me again
>Beat her in nearly every competition she challenges me to
>She bitches about me cheating and stuff
>I get mad and say I could beat her with my wings tied behind my back
>She challenges me to a race and ties my wings behind my back.
>My face when I can't believe I got myself roped in to this situation

Anonymous 16 May 2011 03:19:57 GMT No.2482170

>>2482169
>roped
Ha, pun.

Anonymous 16 May 2011 03:20:50 GMT No.2482171

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>Team receives our annual invitations to the Gala in the mail.
>We preform at the opening ceremonies, get VIP access to the 'not shit' parts of the gala afterwards.
>Hanging out with friends and co-workers, taking pictures with fans.
>Bump in to that one filly that saved my life a couple months ago.
>She fangasms when I invite her to hang out with us.
>Forget she exists five minutes later
>My face when we received our paychecks for making a public appearance.

Anonymous 16 May 2011 03:29:26 GMT No.2482173

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>Work mah hide to tha bone every day for mah entire life, tryin' ta support mah family an' tha orchard.
>Big Brother gets injured an' ah hafta buck tha entire cloppin' orchard by mah self.
>Work 'till ah nearly die a' exhaustion.
>Some cloppin' unicorn comes along and picks every cloppin' apple at tha same time usin' her magic
>Mah face when there's somethin' a might wrong with mah business plan.

teh_pwny!l/UGlFfgbA 16 May 2011 03:39:24 GMT No.2482174

File: 130551715514.png (510.65 KB, 2550x3300, lyradumbbitch.png)

>>2482167

>mfw

Storm Vision 16 May 2011 03:39:54 GMT No.2482175

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>in order to shop, brave monsters in woods
>ponies refuse to sell me their goods
>warn ponies of plant, tell them to halt
>have my hut suffer their assault
>wind up making brew to help them again
>to the left is a picture of mfw

Trashcanman!3T5HvsQUw2 16 May 2011 03:40:55 GMT No.2482176

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>children want cutey marks
>children put on rock opera for talent show
>rock opera fails MISERABLY
>teacher gives them comedy medals as consolation prize
>obvious talents were obvious
>children think their talents are clopping COMEDY
>MFW

Ls777 16 May 2011 03:46:24 GMT No.2482177

File: 130551758418.png (50.59 KB, 350x208, 130022595761.png)

>>2482138
>mfw
>im sad pony now

CometTail!M87fGACx9Q 16 May 2011 03:46:47 GMT No.2482178

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>Go to town square
>get harrased by the Apple Hicks little blank flank
>forced to buy apples
>spend more money than needed to get the hell away
>mfw

CometTail!M87fGACx9Q 16 May 2011 03:50:06 GMT No.2482179

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>Doing our jobs
>Rainbow colored mare bothers us
>Rainbow won't shut up
>Rainbow makes stupid faces
>"bored nao"
>Rainbow pony leaves
>still doing our jobs
>ofw

lifegospel!ao2xkbRrn. 16 May 2011 03:50:12 GMT No.2482180

>>2482175
You, my friend, are amazing.

Gilgapony!g0rWynsHo. 16 May 2011 03:53:12 GMT No.2482182

File: 130551799211.png (76.88 KB, 301x246, 130392182738.png)

>>2482175
This post is made of win.

X 16 May 2011 03:53:27 GMT No.2482183

File: 130551800685.jpg (49.75 KB, 600x506, 130418279037.jpg)

>>2482175
Am I the only one who read that in Zecora's voice?

BritPony!CWPCjBf/2w 16 May 2011 04:14:05 GMT No.2482184

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>Invest time and bits in training pony up to be a model
>Vouch for her publicly and put reputation on the line
>Pony does disastrous show on purpose
>Get mocked as pony walks away with her friend leaving me looking like a failure
>mfw

Unified Theory of Ponity 16 May 2011 04:32:03 GMT No.2482187

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>>2482178
> Trying to save Equestria from imminent alien invasion
> Crazy little filly intimidates me into spending all my bits on apples
> Filly's kinda cute, but way too young to be companion.
> Make note to pay her visit five or six years down the timeline when I get back to TARDIS
> Filly has *no* idea how awesome her cutie mark's going to be...pity I can't tell her.
> mwf

Bazkip 16 May 2011 04:42:26 GMT No.2482188

>>2482187
> mwf

My when face?

Anonymous 16 May 2011 04:45:37 GMT No.2482189

>>2482188
Well, he is a time traveler.

charmin!rVPK7010cg 16 May 2011 04:57:10 GMT No.2482190

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>messing in the internet like any other day
>suddendly, in my fav place, a MLP FiM related topic
>call the repliers coltcuddlers, manchild, retarded
>after a week of trollin ponies, decide to watch the very thing im trolling, just to be fair
>watch the first 2 ep, get curious
>watch 2 more episodes, this can't be that good
>watch latest ep, omg it still good got to watch them all
>watch ALL THE EPISODES THE NEXT DAY TO CATCH UP WITH THE SERIES
>waits for friday every week since then
>My Little Pony, Frienship is Magic first season has ended
>MFW

Anonymous 16 May 2011 06:04:18 GMT No.2482191

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>see two friends of mine stuck outside in a storm
>invite them inside
>decide to make it a slumber party, to make things more fun
>they argue the ENTIRE TIME
>ruin truth or dare, smores, and the pillow fight
>one of them lassos a tree and it manages to land IN MY HOUSE
>my first sleepover is ruined
>house is a wreck
>mfw

TrulyLove!ExSSDlDFuM 16 May 2011 06:21:30 GMT No.2482192

File: 130552689061.gif (27.83 KB, 125x125, fluttershy picking nose.gif)

>world loves me for being myself
>friend helps me act as unlike myself as possible
>world loves the act more
>mfw

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 16 May 2011 06:35:37 GMT No.2482193

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>friends avoid me all day
>think they don't like me anymore
>befriend turnips
>get dragged to surprise party
> mfw I forgot my own birthday

Anonymous 16 May 2011 06:36:44 GMT No.2482194

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>got hurt a while back
>it's Applebuck season
>not fully healed
>little sister saying how she'll harvest the whole thing all by herself
>tell her it's not possible using my fancy mathematics to back up my claim
>she attempts to do it anyway
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 06:51:59 GMT No.2482195

File: 130552871867.png (179.91 KB, 600x600, Spike bugface.png)

>Twilight brings home a cute bug thing
>wake up with two of them in my freaking eyes
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 07:08:19 GMT No.2482196

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>Get nominated for defence of Cadia.
>Chaos lord Abbadon shows up.
>He thinks I only have 1 regiment in my control
>He thinks he kills me
>He turns and finds out 2nd regiment is right next to him.
>Vaporise him with lazors.
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 07:30:47 GMT No.2482198

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>> Stay up late every night for ponies.
>> Spend lots of my free time for ponies.
>> Go out and buy ponies.
>> Talk about ponies.
>> Read about ponies.
>> Watch show about ponies.
>> Write about ponies.
>> Sing songs that ponies sing.
>> Go on ponychan during school when the teacher isn't looking.
>> Convince friends to love ponies.
>>Style my pony's hair.
>> Call self a brony.
>> mfw

Gerelith!YQeM01RCl. 16 May 2011 07:35:14 GMT No.2482199

File: 130553131395.jpg (57.76 KB, 600x558, 130463971172.jpg)

>>2482198
>mfw

Ceets!!DkLzZkA2Ey 16 May 2011 07:37:19 GMT No.2482200

File: 130553143932.gif (82.52 KB, 480x360, 1297387297714.gif)

>>2482198

>> Forget to use my trip
>>I got trips.
>>PONIES
>>mfw

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 16 May 2011 08:00:30 GMT No.2482202

File: 130553283025.gif (268.05 KB, 384x216, fluttergrin.gif)

>>2482164
You know, in some beatnik circles that would be considered poetic.

Anonymous 16 May 2011 08:07:36 GMT No.2482203

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>>2482167
>mfw that hit a little too close to home

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 16 May 2011 08:32:09 GMT No.2482204

File: 130553472924.jpg (33.68 KB, 369x501, taintfair.jpg)

>>2482203
>mfw I know that feel bro

Doctum!/L6JBQmRR. 16 May 2011 08:40:01 GMT No.2482205

File: 130553520114.jpg (43.55 KB, 824x702, mfw.jpg)

>Travel far enough that I'm considered an alien being.
>Find a remote, uninhabited, mountain cave hardly big enough to cram myself and my possessions into.
>After less than a day people who live miles away show up and demand I leave their lands because they can't be bothered doing some actual weather work.
>Rudely awakened, disturbed by loud noises, they try to take my stuff and hit me.
>When I try to defend myself I get told off as being a savage, won't even let a poor dragon defend himself.
>They won't even let an international traveler rest for a single day.
>mfw they don't even have opposable thumbs.

>Then pretend you fly away although you just stopped snoring.

Anonymous 16 May 2011 08:43:40 GMT No.2482206

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>>2482135

>>MFW I totally made Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity look like dumb chumps.

How the fuck did wrapping up Rainbow and making her all dizzy prove she can outdo her in fucking FLYING THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND CONTROLLING WEATHER dumbass?

Why didn't Trixie do a SUPERSONIC RAINBOOM, or change the weather hm?

i think the great and powerful trixie should shut her fat horsee mouth

at the begining they're asking trixie if she can COPY their tricks, not beat them up.

Clutter Trot!!VlMTL4MJZ2 16 May 2011 09:22:17 GMT No.2482207

>>2482126
Image Derp!

Anonymous 16 May 2011 11:30:06 GMT No.2482208

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>Invite everypony to my party with singing invitations
>throw a wild and exciting party with music, snacks, punch, dancing, and streamers, balloons, and everything else.
>Friends ignore me ALL day the next day.
>My face

Anonymous 16 May 2011 13:27:31 GMT No.2482209

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>>2482206

Dude...seriously.

Calm down. Geez. This is a thread about humor. Get a sense of it, for Celestia's sake.

Anonymous 16 May 2011 13:37:38 GMT No.2482210

File: 130555305792.gif (354.19 KB, 335x251, 130504346928.gif)

>>2482206
>yfw

Storm Vision 16 May 2011 14:41:18 GMT No.2482211

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>get trapped in a sousaphone as a filly
>learn to play it for something to do
>get invited to play at the Grand Galloping Gala
>have event completely ruined by hyper pink pony
>be completely ignored by fans in favor of cellist--even though she's not playing it properly--just because of a fanon theory that she's related to the pink pony
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 14:42:15 GMT No.2482212

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>>2482138

Expanded:
>Live away from mortal ponies with sister.
>Sister tries to take over because she feels unappreciated.
>Cannot reason with sister.
>Use elements of harmony solo.
>Cannot purify sister by myself.
>Forced to Banish her to the moon for a thousand years.
>Sorrow.
>Time.
>Feel alone.
>Go to ponies.
Find talented foal.
Invest time, energy and emotional support into my star pupil.
Watch them grow into a gifted and talented sorcerer.
Watch them grow up, fall in love, get married, have a family.
Watch them grow old.
Watch them die.
Find talented foal.
Invest time, energy and emotional support into my star pupil.
Watch them grow into a gifted and talented sorcerer.
Watch them grow up, fall in love, get married, have a family.
Watch them grow old.
Watch them die.
>Learn what truly being alone is.
>Find pet phoenix.
>Time.
>It's not quite the same.
Find talented foal.
Invest time, energy and emotional support into my star pupil.
Watch them grow into a gifted and talented sorcerer.
Watch them grow up, fall in love, get married, have a family.
Watch them grow old.
Watch them die.
>Life has taught me valuable lessons.
>Toughen up on the outside.
>Sad on the inside.
Find talented foal.
Invest time, energy and emotional support into my star pupil.
Watch them grow into a gifted and talented sorcerer.
Watch them grow up, fall in love, get married, have a family.
Watch them grow old.
Watch them die.
>Sister returns soon.
>Mixed feelings...
Find talented foal.
Invest time, energy and emotional support into my star pupil.
Watch them grow into a gifted and talented sorcerer.
>Pupil happens to be the living incarnation of the hidden sixth Element of Friendship.
>Pupil is a shut-in.
>Send her to Ponyville.
>Pupil finds other living incarnations of the Elements of Friendship.
>Sister Returns.
>Pupil and friends purify sister.
>Make up with sister.
>Truly happy for the first time in one thousand years.
>Feel young again.
>MFW memories come flooding back.

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydE 16 May 2011 14:45:29 GMT No.2482213

File: 130555712881.jpg (62.38 KB, 450x636, contrabass3.jpg)

>play the double bass
>people think it's a cello
>mfw

Storm Vision 16 May 2011 14:53:58 GMT No.2482214

>>2482213
The tuning pegs are different on a double bass.

Granted, the endpin is longer on a cello; clearly this is some weird pony-ized hybrid of the two.

Ikariuga!mr/C/Z1Z.Y 16 May 2011 15:04:12 GMT No.2482215

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>Doing funny faces in the pilot episode just for fun
>Get almost the same amount of fans than the main characters
>Get more jobs thanks to fans wanting to see me
>Get a promotion and a raise for the next season
>mfw

BritPony!CWPCjBf/2w 16 May 2011 16:21:04 GMT No.2482216

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>make banner for Princess's visit
>run out of room
>purple unicorn comes over and bitches at me then goes and praises BonBon just for watering some tooting flowers
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 16:22:48 GMT No.2482217

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>the Running of the Leaves gives out a medal for fifth place
>my face

Dee Twenty!1b3NlPrebE 16 May 2011 16:59:21 GMT No.2482218

File: 130556515935.png (961.58 KB, 1366x768, Relieved Sigh.png)

>Decide to throw birthday party for our friend.
>Friend decides to throw afterbirthday party for her gator on same day.
>Lie and avoid friend so we can set up the party.
>Friend goes insane.
>Fear for our lives.
>OFW she doesn't bake us into cupcakes.

Mustang Elvis!!SxBJRjZTWv 16 May 2011 17:03:47 GMT No.2482219

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>Go on 4chan after like a year
>See Ponies
>Understands hate for them, but will not be a part of it
>Gives the pilot a watch
>Becomes a big time fan
>Pinkie Pie is like me, and becomes my favorite
>Watches "Party of One" after a few months of spreading love on Ponychan
> Realizes that I am exactly like my favorite pony
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 17:03:59 GMT No.2482220

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>getting ready to celebrate the longest day of the year
>expect to see Princess Celestia
>some attention horsee acting like a generic villain from a story appears instead
>OFW we thought she looked bald

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtk 16 May 2011 17:08:17 GMT No.2482221

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>am obligated to perform at Grand Galloping Gala
>have to hang out with a bunch of boring stuffy aristocrats
>actual interesting person with exceptional flight skills who SAVED MY LIFE ONCE turns up and saves my teammate's dinner
>invite her to hang out with us
>boring stuffy aristocrats won't let me talk to her all night
>mfw

ShinyPuppy 16 May 2011 17:10:04 GMT No.2482222

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>Get sent to new land I've never been.
>Obnoxious pink pony has apparent phychic abilities.
>Animators make a point to destroy my day to drive the point home.
>mfw

Dee Twenty!1b3NlPrebE 16 May 2011 17:10:30 GMT No.2482223

File: 130556583059.jpg (36.63 KB, 500x300, shutup_spike.jpg)

>Wish to buy first season of favourite show on DVD.
>MFW conversing with Hasbro rep.

Anonymous 16 May 2011 17:10:58 GMT No.2482224

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>walking through the outskirts of Ponyville one day
>See some fine craftsponyship on a Pegasus statue
>continue on my way
>wait a minute...
>look back
>its a Weeping Pegasus statue
>MFW

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtk 16 May 2011 17:15:18 GMT No.2482225

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>get invited to backwater town to attend fashion show
>all the dresses look like a piled-on mish-mash of everything but the kitchen sink
>it's a travesty is what it is
>pony who's responsible for subjecting my eyes to these horrors (not to mention wasting my valuable time) thoroughly humiliated
>get called back next week
>same designer displays dresses that are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 17:16:19 GMT No.2482226

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>after years of training to be a guard and they tell me and train me to have a super serious face all the time
>become one of Celestia's guards
>she actually hates it when we are all super serious all the time, so the drill instructors were a bunch of stuck ups
>MFW

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtk 16 May 2011 17:24:52 GMT No.2482227

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>work hard for a whole year studying the magic of friendship for my respected and revered mentor
>mentor rewards me with invitation to the Grand Galloping Gala plus one
>after an entire day of mental and emotional anguish, manage to persuade mentor to invite my five friends to the gala too
>barely get a chance to talk to her all night
>despite this, continue acting like a perfect pupil and protege
>my five friends who I sweated blood to get into the Gala destroy everything
>mentor now looks like a complete idiot to everyone
>I look like a complete idiot to my mentor
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN

Unified Theory of Ponity 16 May 2011 17:36:04 GMT No.2482228

>>2482187

lol...oops.

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtk 16 May 2011 19:02:05 GMT No.2482230

File: 130557252438.png (168.85 KB, 490x357, 130499128114.png)

>>2482101
>you turn up and want to spend time with me, that's OK
>instead of just asking my other friends politely to give you some time with me, you slap their shit
>you drive one of my most emotionally sensitive friends to tears
>you generally treat everyone in my hometown awfully and act like a massive douche
>you make a massive scene at a party we threw in your honour
>you make me look like an idiot in front of all my friends and half the town
>you storm off in a huff
>you act like I'M the jerk
>mfw

Bags!bXrFQzCZI6 16 May 2011 19:10:12 GMT No.2482231

File: 130557301247.png (11.89 KB, 200x174, twilight twitch.png)

>Get two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala
>Friendship nearly destroyed over second ticket
>Find out we were only invited to screw things up
>mfw

Buddy Vox!EWycFB1/XA 16 May 2011 19:21:14 GMT No.2482232

File: 130557367403.jpg (24.04 KB, 339x404, dash fuuuuu.jpg)

>realize everypony eats diets high in grasses, fruits, and dairy products
>realize there are no toilets in Ponyville
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 19:24:25 GMT No.2482233

File: 130557386382.png (168.62 KB, 1053x882, fluttershy toilet.png)

>>2482232
there's at least one

Nithel!pQ1QP0Wf/6 16 May 2011 19:29:03 GMT No.2482236

File: 130557414299.jpg (62.95 KB, 611x634, plant.jpg)

>daughter starts studying magic
>signs daughter up for Celestia's school
>daughter turns us into plants
>ofw

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtk 16 May 2011 19:41:29 GMT No.2482237

File: 130557488792.png (128.91 KB, 900x506, 130556505340.png)

>I can clear the entire visible sky over Ponyville of clouds in ten seconds
>people still call me lazy
>mfw

!!RainbowDash ## Mod 16 May 2011 19:44:11 GMT No.2482238

File: 130557505075.png (53.55 KB, 943x943, shrug.png)

>get requests to archive threads
>find one I approve of
>"eh, why the hell not."
>mfw

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtk 16 May 2011 19:46:18 GMT No.2482239

File: 130557517873.jpg (24.63 KB, 360x316, 129935951286.jpg)

>>2482238
>my favourite mod ever archives my favourite thread today
>mfw

Appleschnapp 16 May 2011 19:55:15 GMT No.2482240

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>Talk about epic thread with brony over Messenger.
>Say it better be archived.
>Leave for a moment.
>All pictures 404'd.
>Realise thread is now ~~diamonds~~ archived.
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 19:58:37 GMT No.2482241

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>>2489563
>>2489558

>Dozens of people argue online about what instrument I'm playing.
>They make complicated, well-reasoned arguments based on the shape of the body, the position I play the instrument in, the history of stringed instruments, etc.
>None of them have any problem with the fact that I can apparently play a stringed instrument with my hooves.
>MFW

Black Butterfly!Tjqw8oY5fY 16 May 2011 21:13:22 GMT No.2482528

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>two silly foals burst into my cave
>interrupt my nap time
>make me chase them
>some showoff zaps me with lightning
>not a morning person
>mfw

Anonymous 16 May 2011 22:24:29 GMT No.2482530

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>Exploring on the moon
>Find a magical Alicorn princess
>John Madden
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>my face when

Earlysnow!!V5MQD2Amyu 16 May 2011 22:54:40 GMT No.2482531

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>>2482238
This is one of the most fun threads we've had around here since the season finale. Thanks for the sticky.

>mfw

Buddy Vox!EWycFB1/XA 16 May 2011 23:06:36 GMT No.2482532

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>Cows stampede Ponyville. Easily handled.
>Bunnies stampede Ponyville.
>My face.

Herdsworth 17 May 2011 06:12:57 GMT No.2482534

File: 130561277725.jpg (6.37 KB, 168x200, rarity.jpg)

>>2482146

> Have successful clothing store business with my fashions in demand by clients of great influence and prestige.
> Wish to find somepony of charm and royalty, hear that a prince will be at the Grand Galloping Gala. Not looking for a rich pony neccessarily (since my business brings in plenty of dough,) just one with grace, charm and good breeding.
> Make a beautiful dress for the gala in order to woo the prince.
> Prince turns out to be a stuck up douchebag. Despite this, I give him several chances, since maybe he's just nervous and isn't used to attention from girls.
> Final straw is when he uses me as a shield to prevent himself from being hit with an apple cake.
> I finally tell him what a jerk he is, and proceed to shake apple cake bits all over him, thereby humiliating him in front of everypony.
> mfw

Flutterguy 17 May 2011 06:34:47 GMT No.2482535

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> teach about cutie marks in class, even though everypony in class aside from two of my students has them
> bitchy students start calling them "blank flanks" and i do nothing
> show a picture of myself from the 80s
> mfw

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 17 May 2011 07:07:33 GMT No.2482536

File: 130561605337.gif (463.17 KB, 480x240, wincredibles.gif)

>post in epic thread
>go about daily life, assuming thread died
>come back the next day to find it in /arch
>mfw

Buddy Vox!EWycFB1/XA 17 May 2011 15:14:11 GMT No.2482538

File: 130564525052.jpg (38.55 KB, 468x329, angrybear.jpg)

>Go on vacation to the beach
>Ask two nice pegasus girls to watch my house-cave
>Come home and find my place trashed because they never showed up
>My face

Anonymous 17 May 2011 16:00:07 GMT No.2482540

File: 130564800783.png (31.97 KB, 150x150, sadsparkle.png)

>hatch baby dragon from egg.
>he says "/you're/ not mommy."
>mfw
>realize its probably because i'm so socially retarded my mentor had to make him my assistant so i could justify living with him to myself.
>MFW

Anonymous 18 May 2011 01:20:35 GMT No.2482542

File: 130568163445.png (130 KB, 640x360, 1299533022416.png)

>>2482540

Flutterguy 18 May 2011 07:52:55 GMT No.2482931

File: 130570517530.png (50.79 KB, 600x600, 130214183351.png)

> heading into appleloosa, a town where my cousin lives, to celebrate apples and plant a tree i've raised from a seedling
> think I'm going to be the star of the episode
> i get like five minutes screen time
> mfw

Flutterguy 18 May 2011 07:55:59 GMT No.2482932

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> friend is entering flying competition
> i want to be there to support and cheer for her
> friend tells me i suck at cheering in front of all my friends
> mfw

Anon Pony !GnXTk2QFXc 18 May 2011 23:05:17 GMT No.2483309

File: 130575991713.jpg (335.48 KB, 937x937, Firefly_Thumb.jpg)

>>2482931

My reaction to over a barrel exactly.

Buddy Vox!EWycFB1/XA 19 May 2011 03:30:44 GMT No.2483314

File: 130577584397.png (149.58 KB, 888x657, zecora buffalo.png)

>No longer the sole token minority
>mfw

Kamunami 25 May 2011 20:10:20 GMT No.2484685

File: 130635422015.jpg (134.64 KB, 400x303, li'l twilight.jpg)

Could somepony make one for this pic? I am uncreative :(

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDs 26 May 2011 10:11:14 GMT No.2484697

>>2484685
>Hit show takes off
>Wake up early for iTunes photoshoot
>Everypony's looking at me weird
>Realize I forgot my forelegs
>Mfw

Cortland!iqHdzpF.a. 01 Jun 2011 08:04:14 GMT No.2487988

File: 130691544642.jpg (12.93 KB, 180x179, big macintosh.jpg)

>reply to almost everypony's sentences with "eeyup" because I don't give a shit
>they think I'm a dumb redneck as a result
>mfw I have a degree in Fancy Mathematics

Kumquat!mgCikW1E2I 01 Jun 2011 23:14:52 GMT No.2488955

File: 130697009177.gif (6.99 KB, 185x169, Gfw.gif)

>Born without teeth
>Ridiculed and shunned by tribe
>Kidnapped by annoyingly bubbly pony
>Become her "Pet"
>Attempts to end her and gain freedom fail
>Slowly starving to death due to lack of teeth/pony's intelligence
>Mfw

Anonymous 02 Jun 2011 01:43:56 GMT No.2489204

File: 130697903598.jpg (15.43 KB, 400x286, pink.jpg)

> Bathing with hot-flank pony.
> My Little Pink captor ruins it.
> Try to bite her.
> No teeth.
> MFW

Legend of Celestia: Zecora&!SOw5qtORUQ 02 Jun 2011 02:12:54 GMT No.2489205

File: 130698077396.jpg (38.48 KB, 641x462, Rainbow Dash ROFL.jpg)

>>2482538

>Read post
>Think about it for a second
>Cry from laughing so hard
>Realize this is the greatest thing ever.
>Mfw

Italo!PeachI1QKk 02 Jun 2011 15:55:01 GMT No.2489395

File: 130703010107.png (115.01 KB, 444x499, she is a princess___.png)

>A goddess turn evil and try to make the night last forever.
>A stupid magician with a big ego appears and humiliate everypony.
>Three stupid dogs kidnap a pony and obligate her to search gems.
>A Griffon appears in the city, attacks some ponies, makes Fluttershy cry, play a prank on Granny Smith, steal some apples and is a bitch with everypony in the city.
>A douche prince doesn't respect a lady Pony in the Galoping Gala night.
>Dragons try to protect their zone attacking invaders.
>A hydra try to destroy ponies.
>Bug-like, but adorable creatures, attack the town, destroying all the buildings and eating all the food.
>mfw I realize they get more love from the fan base than me, just a little filly and her friend who, even if we are kind of bitchy, is because is something of our age, and we will change.

Kamunami 10 Jun 2011 06:15:54 GMT No.2493950

File: 130768655439.jpg (114.32 KB, 554x275, Titlescreen.jpg)

>Get sent to new town specifically to learn importance of having friends.
>Become great friends with the first five ponies I meet.
>Eh stop there, no need to meet or learn names of anypony else in town.
>my face

LordGenome/Kamina(Lunar Uprise)!vybI7b6ZEg!!RkAGyvZGV5 10 Jun 2011 07:05:04 GMT No.2493953

File: 130768950411.jpg (8.44 KB, 197x255, Kamina25.jpg)

>I start a revolt against a king
>My bro is a wuss and won't do anything
>He ends up becoming less of a wuss
>I die
>He becomes an ultimate wuss until he meets this chick
>His spirit is back
>He kills the king.
>Seven years later he's a bad flank
>mfw.

Ren 12 Jun 2011 22:40:39 GMT No.2494974

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>>Wave hi to that cute shut-in who lives in the library
>>She ignores me, like everypony else
>>Learns that the princess is sending her to some town out in the boonies
>>Follow her
>>Pink Spazz invites me to a suprise party
>>Go to party, meet an earth pony filly
>>Fall in love
>>Seranade with lyre
>>Feel like a jackass
>>She bakes me a cake
>>It's delicious
>>One year later we are living together

>>ofw

Anonymous 15 Jun 2011 23:49:27 GMT No.2497323

File: 130818176782.jpg (21.57 KB, 309x307, sadtwist.jpg)

>be really good friends with another blank flank in my class
>she's feeling really down because she doesn't have her cutie mark yet
>we talk, I offer her homemade peppermint sticks
>I happen to get my cutie mark
>she completely ditches me to hang out with two other girls who also don't have their cutie marks
>she's too busy hanging out with them to spend time with me anymore
>she doesn't talk to me anymore
>mfw

Anonymous 17 Jun 2011 01:30:15 GMT No.2498317

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>get kidnapped and forced to do slave labor for a bunch of smelly dogs
>meh
>get slapped on the bare flankby said dogs
>doh well
>get called a mule
>mfw

Anonymous 30 Jul 2011 20:29:33 GMT No.2505377

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>go to somepony's Cutecenera
>ruin it for the hosts
>everypony loves my reasoning
>mfw I am princess celestia's top-student

Vagrant!xVLmHF68PQ 13 Aug 2011 22:46:53 GMT No.2508232

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>say "muffins" once
>immediately get labeled as a muffin addict
>mfw

DCPagan 10 Nov 2011 09:10:44 GMT No.2511620

File: 132091624339.gif (194.54 KB, 800x600, snape.gif)

>>2484685
Twilight Sparkle has no arms in this picture.
>mfw

GoodnPlenty!fSdaJduk5M 10 Nov 2011 13:59:04 GMT No.2511622

File: 132093354337.jpg (40.5 KB, 500x313, mannimarco.jpg)

>>2511620
>squints closely at WT list
>yes, that is a new post
>check dates of last 2 posts
>mfw

Twilight Crackle 10 Nov 2011 22:28:42 GMT No.2511624

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>watched a hilarious video on YouTube
>Had an amazing music track to it
>Thinks "Wow, that's an amazing piece of fan music! I wonder why it hasn't been posted on EqD yet?"
>Finds out it's that leaked song only after I watched the entire damn video.
>MFW

Neutralista 11 Nov 2011 13:20:21 GMT No.2511628

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>Alarm goes off this morning.
>Goes to shower.
>Comes out and sees the clock.
>Clock says 4:56
>Alarm doesnt go off till 5.
>mfw