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Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 05:21:31 GMT No.19123 [Last 50 Posts]

WE REVEAL SEEECREEETS.

Alright, here's the deal. You post an image of a pony. Or Spike. Or Steve Magnet or Winona. It doesn't matter, just post a picture of them. Next to it, post a secret they might have.

If your post gets dubs, the secret is true.

>The Great and Powerful Trixie uses Cutie Mark Enhancement cream

Amonisis!se/xGmYaM. 25 Apr 2011 05:23:41 GMT No.19124

File: 130370902185.jpg (32.37 KB, 401x347, spikemybodyisready.jpg)

I heard that Spike has a crush on Rarity !!!!

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 05:23:47 GMT No.19125

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Those flowers the bunnies ate... Uhmmmm. That was me... actually...

Popcorn Massacre: Charged with Popcorn Slaughter of the First Degree!1XGvh/OSVY 25 Apr 2011 05:24:09 GMT No.19126

File: 130370904895.gif (315.23 KB, 502x502, derpys-(n1297300465802).gif)

Derpy Hooves actually speaks perfect English and can have normal eyes, but loves attention.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:24:30 GMT No.19127

File: 130370907053.jpg (241.09 KB, 700x726, that_pony_can_dance_by_itchyma…)

Twilight secretly reads fictional love stories.

Snake !22h/t.iNiU 25 Apr 2011 05:24:32 GMT No.19128

File: 130370907200.gif (429.37 KB, 162x305, 130190230102.gif)

Scootaloo [?]is a chicken.]/?]

Eight Ball!8ball0V94w 25 Apr 2011 05:25:04 GMT No.19129

File: 130370910196.png (254.93 KB, 742x634, 777.png)

I heard Sweetie Belle is the best CMC.

Lurky!5Q2gjTL9Rc 25 Apr 2011 05:25:12 GMT No.19130

File: 130370911120.png (128.54 KB, 666x532, 130318996879.png)

Oh? Well I heard that sea serpent, Steven Magnet, likes to give neck rubs.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:25:29 GMT No.19131

>>19128
That's not a secret!

Tali Zorah vas Ponyville 25 Apr 2011 05:26:08 GMT No.19132

File: 130370916792.png (112.36 KB, 444x499, _130358903435.png)

Diamond Tiara just wants some real friends

Eight Ball!8ball0V94w 25 Apr 2011 05:26:27 GMT No.19133

File: 130370918608.png (23.22 KB, 945x945, 130186584437.png)

I heard from somepony that Scootaloo is a pony.

Popcorn Massacre: Charged with Popcorn Slaughter of the First Degree!1XGvh/OSVY 25 Apr 2011 05:26:44 GMT No.19134

File: 130370920431.gif (57.49 KB, 160x120, 5b5387fe_b4e7_5952.gif)

Guys? Guys? I....I got my Cutie Mark monthes ago. I just wanted to be accepted by a group.

Scuddles 25 Apr 2011 05:26:49 GMT No.19135

File: 130370920922.jpg (8.73 KB, 180x160, f22pilot.jpg)

I like planes.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 05:27:00 GMT No.19136

File: 130370922041.jpg (93.48 KB, 800x800, 130223198659.jpg)

Celestia is actually REALLY nice and sweet.

Unbelievable, I know.

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 05:27:19 GMT No.19137

File: 130370923902.png (87.3 KB, 270x335, Cezar.png)

This pony wants to rule the world with his stylin' hat

*Fingers crossed*

Appledash!WqjPzMBpm6 25 Apr 2011 05:27:45 GMT No.19138

File: 130370926591.gif (1.99 MB, 416x301, derpy-hooves-is-real.gif)

>Apple jump eye spaghetti!
Oh derpy...

Snake !22h/t.iNiU 25 Apr 2011 05:27:55 GMT No.19139

File: 130370927533.gif (134.43 KB, 200x200, 130189075494.gif)

Haha I got one...

Rarity's natural hair color isn't Purple.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:27:58 GMT No.19140

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Spiderman is a pony

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 05:28:46 GMT No.19141

File: 130370932598.png (8.37 KB, 334x279, Roseluck Check\'em.png)

>>19137
Oh yes. Now I have some standing when I get around to writing that story...

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:28:46 GMT No.19142

>>19139
This one...

It's naturally light purple

Lurky!5Q2gjTL9Rc 25 Apr 2011 05:29:04 GMT No.19143

File: 130370934428.jpg (21.65 KB, 360x360, 1298827298427.jpg)

I also heard that the Shadowbolts are actually better sports than the Wonderbolts.

Popcorn Massacre: Charged with Popcorn Slaughter of the First Degree!1XGvh/OSVY 25 Apr 2011 05:29:40 GMT No.19144

>>19137
He's dating the Quill and Sofa man.

Popcorn Massacre: Charged with Popcorn Slaughter of the First Degree!1XGvh/OSVY 25 Apr 2011 05:30:22 GMT No.19145

File: 130370942287.gif (35.01 KB, 100x100, 0050h8w3.gif)

>>19144
QUILL SOFA x TOPHAT = OTP

Level 5 virus!B5WkLprwsA 25 Apr 2011 05:30:40 GMT No.19146

File: 130370944002.png (14.11 KB, 104x125, 130335610145.png)

Applejack has a secret orange farm

Scootaloo!4r8ldcPONY 25 Apr 2011 05:31:38 GMT No.19147

File: 130370949854.gif (933.84 KB, 445x400, boing.gif)

Some day I want to be just like RAINBOW DASH

Snake !22h/t.iNiU 25 Apr 2011 05:31:42 GMT No.19148

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Fluttershy's parents are Japanese.

Lurky!5Q2gjTL9Rc 25 Apr 2011 05:32:11 GMT No.19149

>>19144
Irrefutable!

Remember that griffon, Gilda? Yeah, well she doesn't brush her teeth. EVER.

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 05:32:38 GMT No.19150

File: 130370955895.jpg (21.44 KB, 250x190, 1139986417_Kaiba-ep115-116S.jp…)

>>19145
Oh dear lord! WHAT ARE WE MAKING!?

Dragman!uBROJDj7NU 25 Apr 2011 05:32:46 GMT No.19151

File: 130370956595.png (10.79 KB, 675x581, derpycute.png)

Day 483 of my stay here in "Ponyville."
So far the operation has been a great success, now I must only wait until the next apple harvesting season for my plans to come to "fruit"ion.
Hahaha.
HAHAHA.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:33:16 GMT No.19152

File: 130370959663.jpg (35.42 KB, 500x369, If Rainbow Dash never did the …)

Pinkie actually wanted to continue being a rock farmer.

Snake !22h/t.iNiU 25 Apr 2011 05:34:36 GMT No.19153

File: 130370967615.jpg (68.66 KB, 945x945, 130247456758.jpg)

Fluttershy is a trap.

Lurky!5Q2gjTL9Rc 25 Apr 2011 05:34:38 GMT No.19154

File: 130370967885.jpg (35.73 KB, 600x410, 1298824079244.jpg)

>>19149
Ugh... kind of wish this one wasn't true...it isn't if this is dubs, of course.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:35:41 GMT No.19155

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Twilight is currently reading the lies you are telling everypony right now, shocked at how terrible they are. Besides the ones that are true.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:36:14 GMT No.19156

>>19154

It's true

Because she doesn't HAVE teeth

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 05:37:22 GMT No.19157

File: 130370984114.png (26.44 KB, 945x945, 130224295426.png)

>>19154
>>19149
...Birds don't have teeth.

Popcorn Massacre: Charged with Popcorn Slaughter of the First Degree!1XGvh/OSVY 25 Apr 2011 05:37:30 GMT No.19158

File: 130370985084.gif (10.1 KB, 100x100, 0051265t.gif)

>>19155
How did she get internet acsess?

On the off chance this is a dub, Big Mac really likes mangos.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:37:36 GMT No.19159

>>19155
Sorry, Twilight.

Maxtion!OhSNapztmE 25 Apr 2011 05:37:45 GMT No.19160

File: 130370986553.jpg (11.07 KB, 263x192, feelsbad.jpg)

Dash always wished she was born a unicorn so that everypony would think she was smart and cool... that's why she dropped out of flight school as a kid. It took a long time, even after she pulled off a sonic rainboom, for her to accept that she would never be a great magician/scientist : (

Lurky!5Q2gjTL9Rc 25 Apr 2011 05:38:08 GMT No.19161

File: 130370988774.png (68.13 KB, 428x510, 1299502275794.png)

>>19155
Uh... we're not spreading any idle gossip! Honest!

Twilight has a glasses fetish

Maxtion!OhSNapztmE 25 Apr 2011 05:39:26 GMT No.19162

File: 130370996533.png (143.69 KB, 500x281, bird-with-teeth.png)

>>19157

Dennis: We also have the bird with teeth.
Charlie: Wow, okay. And I'm assuming the teeth are fake, yes?
Dennis: Yes. Well they're not really human teeth if that's what you're asking
Charlie: No, I mean did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?
Dennis: That does not exist in nature.
Charlie: Okay, I'm not sure, but either way, good glue work.

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 05:40:14 GMT No.19163

File: 130371001412.gif (14.29 KB, 100x100, 0050ztc5.gif)

Pinkie Pie has a secret rock garden in the basement of sugar cube corner, and she sits by it when she misses her family. And absolutely nothing else is in the basement of Sugar Cube Corner

Godot!6gNdhV6Qd. 25 Apr 2011 05:40:52 GMT No.19164

File: 130371005287.gif (225.59 KB, 253x250, 130349991657.gif)

>>19123
I have one.

Twilight Sparkle is a wizard

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:41:49 GMT No.19165

File: 130371010970.jpg (78.21 KB, 320x480, Sex with boys.jpg)

Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 05:41:52 GMT No.19166

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>>19162
I don't know if that proves or disproves anything but I enjoyed it.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake are homophobic

Lurky!5Q2gjTL9Rc 25 Apr 2011 05:42:19 GMT No.19167

File: 130371013779.png (265.17 KB, 1280x1043, 130370704629.png)

>>19157
>>19156

see:

>>19162

Rainbow Dash is colorblind

YenaMuffin 25 Apr 2011 05:44:15 GMT No.19168

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*listens off to the corner, scribbling into a notepad*

Nutella!!RlZJAyMQuv 25 Apr 2011 05:44:20 GMT No.19169

File: 130371026016.gif (524.29 KB, 366x341, 130317466142.gif)

>>19162

You read my mind.

Lurky!5Q2gjTL9Rc 25 Apr 2011 05:45:01 GMT No.19170

>>19165
Contrary to popular belief, the actual token filly fooler of the group is Applejack

ChainsawBazooka!!MwZzH3ZzIx 25 Apr 2011 05:46:34 GMT No.19171

File: 130371039446.jpg (131.55 KB, 1280x1024, 12997263037.jpg)

AJ is on her third liver

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:47:13 GMT No.19172

File: 130371043373.jpg (140.92 KB, 500x500, 129877608555.jpg)

Rainbow Dash tries on girly mane accessories when no pony else is around.

Lurky!5Q2gjTL9Rc 25 Apr 2011 05:48:22 GMT No.19174

File: 130371050229.png (150.78 KB, 350x445, 1302919655291.png)

Did you hear? Big Mac used to look like this before he got plastic surgery!

Phalanx!ogcXsPeArs 25 Apr 2011 05:48:44 GMT No.19175

File: 130371052430.jpg (18.34 KB, 320x299, 130122170137.jpg)

Fluttershy doesn't like koalas

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 05:51:36 GMT No.19176

File: 130371069500.png (384.9 KB, 975x628, 130358785030.png)

>>19175
"They're just so...grabby, and...and they sleep all day, and they aren't even that helpful to other creatures, I mean...I mean...*whimper*...don't hate me, Ponychan."

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:52:19 GMT No.19177

File: 130371073947.jpg (12.7 KB, 150x150, Angel Bunny with golden ticket…)

Angel Bunny is actually a real sweet heart, he just hates Fluttershy.

Mysterymeato!PocFtJUICY 25 Apr 2011 05:52:47 GMT No.19178

>>19168
o hey
you're back
where did you go?

ARGH!News.M05q2 25 Apr 2011 05:53:54 GMT No.19179

File: 130371083428.jpg (26.96 KB, 427x640, 841324-batman_super.jpg)

>>19175

ChainsawBazooka!!MwZzH3ZzIx 25 Apr 2011 05:54:23 GMT No.19180

File: 130371086338.jpg (10.83 KB, 400x298, koala.jpg)

>>19175
>>19176
*le gasp!*

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 05:54:29 GMT No.19181

Alright, quick tally of true facts.

>Tophat wants to rule the world
>Tophat and Sofa Quill are dating
>Gilda has bad oral hygiene
>Twilight is currently reading the lies
>>19168 All true facts
>Fluttershy doesn't like koalas

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 05:56:42 GMT No.19182

File: 130371100278.gif (21.05 KB, 100x100, 0050k07b.gif)

>>19123
The Great and Powerful Trixie has her cutie mark decreased so she doesn't cause epileptic seizures due to its pure beauty

Eight Ball!8ball0V94w 25 Apr 2011 05:57:29 GMT No.19183

File: 130371104900.gif (294.82 KB, 320x240, 130360966229.gif)

Spike isn't really a dragon.

ARGH!News.M05q2 25 Apr 2011 05:57:48 GMT No.19184

File: 130371106765.png (145.35 KB, 395x395, lunashache.png)

I would love to save these facts for future use :3

Mandarin Dart!qQOzu4S8D2 25 Apr 2011 05:58:20 GMT No.19185

File: 130371110018.png (65.74 KB, 294x289, Pinkie Pie srsface.png)

Pinkie Pie snuck onto Sweet Apple Achors and stole several apples

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:58:44 GMT No.19186

File: 130371112495.gif (763.48 KB, 640x540, RainbowShake.gif)

Dashy ate the cupcakes and loved them.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 05:58:47 GMT No.19187

File: 130371112696.jpg (967.19 KB, 1871x1354, derpy mail.jpg)

Derpy is actually a spy undercover

Kristofer!2rROF.G7Bg 25 Apr 2011 05:59:29 GMT No.19188

>>19187
Is she Agent 86? If so, I'm not surprised.

RainbowDash!qzjtVU6itw 25 Apr 2011 05:59:44 GMT No.19189

File: 130371118400.png (222.4 KB, 1000x1000, dawwscoot.png)

Scootaloo is just my*Rainbow Dash* child, sent back in time from the future. my husband is a mystery to you all <3

ARGH!News.M05q2 25 Apr 2011 05:59:53 GMT No.19190

File: 130371119304.jpg (32.04 KB, 443x500, 23read.jpg)

>>19187
aaaaaand saved

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 06:00:02 GMT No.19191

File: 130371120234.jpg (30.6 KB, 600x333, 130356604336.jpg)

>>19183
Spike is actually DAN BACKSLIDE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMtTHFEXLvU

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 06:00:39 GMT No.19192

File: 130371123856.png (72.11 KB, 526x1000, 130161635510.png)

Fluttershy knew what parasprites were the whole time and was trying to sabotage the princess' visit.

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 06:01:45 GMT No.19193

File: 130371130522.png (94.7 KB, 370x333, Picture 7.png)

Dumb-bell isn't the bully. Rainbow Dash is.

Mysterymeato!PocFtJUICY 25 Apr 2011 06:02:02 GMT No.19194

File: 130371132107.png (704.41 KB, 590x767, 92926b524d7ae1e2e5ae219f5ce818…)

twilight killed rainbow dash for the element of loyalty

Phalanx!ogcXsPeArs 25 Apr 2011 06:02:10 GMT No.19195

>>19188
more like Agent 96 amirite?

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 06:02:11 GMT No.19196

>>19193
FFFFF- Come on now.

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 06:02:48 GMT No.19197

File: 130371136809.png (104.14 KB, 403x360, Drunk_Inquisitive_Dash.png)

>>19187
Plausible.

>>19191
I WAS JUST KIDDING, RAINBOW DASH IS DAN BACKSLIDE

"THAN PINKIE MUST BE ALONE AN UNPRO-TECT-TED!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxvIbtJfM8&feature=related

Cuddletron!OsByAs4vdw 25 Apr 2011 06:03:01 GMT No.19198

File: 130371138111.jpg (44.15 KB, 640x360, 130135521793.jpg)

Pinkie Pie is actually the town slut.

Clutter Trot!!VlMTL4MJZ2 25 Apr 2011 06:04:25 GMT No.19199

File: 130371146461.png (220.85 KB, 640x360, vlcsnap-2011-04-23-01h21m16s71…)

Rainbow Dash hates royalty.

Mountaintop 25 Apr 2011 06:04:25 GMT No.19200

File: 130371146592.gif (989.16 KB, 320x240, 130350184944.gif)

Owloysius knows what you did.
Yeah, he's on to you.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 25 Apr 2011 06:05:05 GMT No.19201

>>19198
Pinkie-pie is actually Dan Green in disguise.

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 06:08:17 GMT No.19202

File: 130371169738.gif (33.98 KB, 100x100, 00506h7s.gif)

>>19197
Hark! It's the Apple family! Drat them. Double drat them! They are escorting Pinkie Pie. Random, funny Pinkie Pie. HOW I LOVE HER access to pranks. CONFOUND THAT APPLE FAMILY! OOH, HOW I HATE THEM! I HATE APPLEJACK! I HATE BIG MAC! AND I HATE APPLE BLOOM! THEY DRIVE ME TO POISON JOKE!

Scout Pilgrim!ZOIhU4VoD. 25 Apr 2011 06:08:18 GMT No.19203

File: 130371169863.jpg (48.45 KB, 574x420, 130282563821.jpg)

Spike has a severe addiction to the letters he sends to Celestia

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 06:09:50 GMT No.19204

File: 130371179012.gif (42.36 KB, 100x100, 0050831s.gif)

Applejack wrote Cupcakes.

Bazkip 25 Apr 2011 06:18:59 GMT No.19205

File: 130371233980.png (50.22 KB, 300x231, CLOPCLOP.png)

Twilight clops to humans

Mountaintop 25 Apr 2011 06:19:31 GMT No.19206

File: 130371237171.jpg (66.33 KB, 595x638, 130259879898.jpg)

Oatmeal isn't crazy at all.

Magpie 25 Apr 2011 06:21:09 GMT No.19207

File: 130371246754.png (162.8 KB, 420x408, 130308566379.png)

>>19206
What have you done?

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 06:21:09 GMT No.19208

File: 130371246977.gif (230.93 KB, 142x119, 44e2df1d_7baf_0e6e.gif)

>>19206
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 06:21:09 GMT No.19209

File: 130371246978.gif (849.76 KB, 345x194, 130221670872.gif)

>>19206
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 06:21:45 GMT No.19210

File: 130371250581.jpg (34.74 KB, 734x630, 130355591358.jpg)

>>19206
ABANDON THREAD!

Hikuro14 25 Apr 2011 06:22:18 GMT No.19211

File: 130371253819.png (88.88 KB, 325x279, 130254172415.png)

>>19206

OH GOD

Bazkip 25 Apr 2011 06:22:28 GMT No.19212

File: 130371254824.png (208.26 KB, 972x536, Toomuchcute.png)

>>19206

Mysterymeato!PocFtJUICY 25 Apr 2011 06:22:34 GMT No.19213

>>19210
ABANDON BOARD!

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 25 Apr 2011 06:22:50 GMT No.19214

File: 130371256998.png (88.07 KB, 329x362, Lily Exploitable.png)

>>19206
Sacrébleu!

Bazkip 25 Apr 2011 06:23:07 GMT No.19215

>>19212
Image derp says ApplejackXRainbow Dash is trufax.

Mountaintop 25 Apr 2011 06:23:14 GMT No.19216

File: 130371259412.jpg (38.51 KB, 600x525, 130085199343.jpg)

>>19206
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 06:24:49 GMT No.19217

File: 130371268920.png (33.35 KB, 491x317, 130265116557.png)

>>19206

"No! The oatmeal is crazy" the ponies shouted
Celestia said "No, ponies. You are the oatmeal"
And then ponies was oatmeal.

Tali Zorah vas Ponyville 25 Apr 2011 06:24:54 GMT No.19218

>>19208

Shot in the dark, but was that a pandemic reference?

Eight Ball!8ball0V94w 25 Apr 2011 06:25:03 GMT No.19219

File: 130371270327.png (16.54 KB, 100x100, Applejack_100x100_41.png)

Bloomberg never really loved AJ.

Bazkip 25 Apr 2011 06:25:55 GMT No.19220

File: 130371275555.jpg (54.43 KB, 583x381, Brainproblems.jpg)

>>19212
>>19215
Oh wait a minute, I accidentally clicked the wrong pic

Still, that was dubs.

Raidou Kuzunoha!A/qN6MufDs 25 Apr 2011 06:25:59 GMT No.19221

>>19206
EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW IS A LIE!

Metal Link!GG9appleHU 25 Apr 2011 06:27:12 GMT No.19222

File: 130371283221.gif (741.47 KB, 428x320, 130046234705.gif)

Pinkie Pie keeps a stuffed bear at night because the bear is the only one who understands her.

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 06:29:57 GMT No.19223

File: 130371299775.gif (14.29 KB, 100x100, 0050ztc5.gif)

Granny Pie never exsisted; both her grandmothers were dead before Pinkie Pie was born. Grannie Pie was Pinkie Pie's imaginary friend, which helped her deal with the isolation she got from her parents and sisters.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 06:30:28 GMT No.19224

File: 130371302786.png (254.46 KB, 495x287, Secret_Butt_Fun.png)

Secret flank fun isn't actual secret. Nor fun.

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 06:32:44 GMT No.19225

File: 130371316442.jpg (43.23 KB, 497x364, nmvzbd.jpg)

PinkiexDash an actual, canon couple, and they've been together since the series began, we just have never seen it.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 06:33:40 GMT No.19226

File: 130371321971.png (63.4 KB, 264x292, 130111338118.png)

>>19225
heh, this

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 06:35:14 GMT No.19227

File: 130371331465.jpg (55.91 KB, 576x600, Is that thing alive.jpg)

Rainbow Dash hates Fluttershy.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 06:36:26 GMT No.19228

File: 130371338587.png (177.06 KB, 463x463, celestiasneer.png)

Princess Celestia needs to get laid.

Paypa Jayz!Vm/en4MfXQ 25 Apr 2011 06:41:30 GMT No.19229

File: 130371369064.png (55.19 KB, 220x220, 130282759165.png)

Trixie tastes like Raspberry Lemonade

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 06:42:20 GMT No.19230

File: 130371374088.png (5.83 KB, 175x175, ahpony.png)

Andrew Hussie makes a cameo in season 2.

Snake !22h/t.iNiU 25 Apr 2011 06:42:24 GMT No.19231

File: 130371374478.jpg (6.36 KB, 227x205, 130025490678.jpg)

>>19228

Big time.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 06:42:42 GMT No.19232

File: 130371376184.jpg (195.51 KB, 900x900, 130310556548.jpg)

Twilight has an adult section in her library.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 06:44:10 GMT No.19233

File: 130371385059.jpg (37.39 KB, 379x201, BEEG EQUESTRIAN TEETEEZ.jpg)

>>19232
Oh my.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 06:44:22 GMT No.19234

File: 130371386210.gif (40.12 KB, 200x200, Eyebrows.gif)

>>19232

Zate 25 Apr 2011 06:46:25 GMT No.19235

File: 130371398498.png (141.66 KB, 944x944, 1301261470692.png)

>>19232
The adult section refers to non-picture books.

Metal Link!GG9appleHU 25 Apr 2011 06:48:01 GMT No.19236

File: 130371408140.jpg (29.41 KB, 636x354, 130068276350.jpg)

>>19231
Maybe we can get Big Mac in the scene.

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 06:49:07 GMT No.19237

File: 130371414783.gif (989.16 KB, 320x240, 130350184944.gif)

>>19232
"How to Flirt: A Beginners Guide."

Dubs says she uses that on, oh, let's say... Caramel?

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 06:49:45 GMT No.19238

File: 130371418534.png (131.89 KB, 763x367, 258524.png)

>>19233
Wow... that wasn't at all the picture I wanted to post...
Rainbow Dash takes performance-enhancing drugs to stay so fast.

Mountaintop 25 Apr 2011 06:54:13 GMT No.19239

File: 130371445166.png (265.7 KB, 668x688, 130371207781.png)

Fluttershy isn't really the world shhh champion.

Dr. Whooves 25 Apr 2011 06:55:36 GMT No.19240

>>19239
TRIPS
LE GASP

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:00:52 GMT No.19241

File: 130371485210.gif (1.67 MB, 357x275, Fighting Tears And Losing.gif)

>>19239

Paypa Jayz!Vm/en4MfXQ 25 Apr 2011 07:01:07 GMT No.19242

File: 130371486731.png (392.14 KB, 872x796, 130262540152.png)

>>19239
Trips!

What do they mean!?

Luna 25 Apr 2011 07:01:35 GMT No.19243

File: 130371489523.png (81.18 KB, 331x290, Gen-Powned.png)

Celestia actually sent Twilight to Ponyville to begin the Equestrian branch of NERV.

Mountaintop 25 Apr 2011 07:01:59 GMT No.19244

File: 130371491756.png (251.49 KB, 1400x1572, 2386 - transparent zecora.png)

>>19239

Ha ha, oh wow! I've made two secrets true now.

Princess Luna!Moon36VN56 25 Apr 2011 07:04:36 GMT No.19245

File: 130371507580.png (153.59 KB, 437x700, 6602 - Awesome_Face luna.png)

Luna actually isn't just friends with Serge

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:07:41 GMT No.19246

File: 130371526128.png (72.18 KB, 503x511, steven_long_1.png)

Steven Magnet is actually a giant earthworm!

ARGH!News.M05q2 25 Apr 2011 07:07:42 GMT No.19247

File: 130371526271.jpg (34.75 KB, 531x401, notokman.jpg)

ARGH uses subliminal language in his posts

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:07:56 GMT No.19248

File: 130371527685.jpg (48.61 KB, 483x377, 130244608200.jpg)

Fluttershy has ingested pony flesh.

Brooklyn Rage!NfrhnU33sI 25 Apr 2011 07:08:33 GMT No.19249

File: 130371531285.png (141.43 KB, 530x356, 130085133835.png)

Princess Celestia secretly has A large collection of silly hats

>>19245
owo

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:09:31 GMT No.19250

Rainbowdash goes down like the titanic To visit her sick parents whom she supports with a majority of her paycheck

ARGH!News.M05q2 25 Apr 2011 07:09:36 GMT No.19251

File: 130371537644.jpg (23.82 KB, 633x435, stevenmagnettrue.jpg)

Steven Magnet never loved Basil

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:09:56 GMT No.19252

>>19250
YES.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:11:21 GMT No.19253

File: 130371548150.gif (2.81 MB, 350x432, rainbow_smiles.gif)

Rainbow Dash is straight as an arrow

Luna 25 Apr 2011 07:11:28 GMT No.19254

File: 130371548875.gif (986.36 KB, 660x2970, I am NOT Trolling.gif)

Rarity is the paraspriting master.

ARGH!News.M05q2 25 Apr 2011 07:12:15 GMT No.19255

File: 130371553410.png (215.34 KB, 528x462, rainbowharmony.png)

>>19250
What a trooper!

Also, if dubbs, then Owlicious spiked the punch

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:13:10 GMT No.19256

File: 130371559072.gif (207.18 KB, 200x200, rainbow_derp.gif)

>>19253
Sorry RD. I tried. At least no one knows those are tail extensions

Wallflower!oNTNicc3Mg 25 Apr 2011 07:14:14 GMT No.19257

File: 130371565490.jpg (41.03 KB, 600x338, 130145310536.jpg)

Rarity is Equestria's marshmallow resource.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:15:32 GMT No.19258

File: 130371573179.png (111.24 KB, 229x309, 130246267752.png)

Every night, Apple Jack paints a fresh coat of paint over Apple Bloom's cutie mark to keep her from realizing her dream.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:15:38 GMT No.19259

File: 130371573870.jpg (142.58 KB, 600x600, rainbow_secret_by_don_komandor…)

PIC IS CANON

ARGH!News.M05q2 25 Apr 2011 07:15:47 GMT No.19260

File: 130371574691.png (43.26 KB, 600x449, eyebrows.png)

ARGH never sleeps. He is watching you all. Always

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:16:07 GMT No.19261

File: 130371576722.png (46.1 KB, 800x600, celestia_skreeee.png)

Lauren Faust is a real life pony

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:16:32 GMT No.19262

>>19259
damn

IF DUBS ITS TRUE

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:16:49 GMT No.19263

>>19262
I AM GOD

Mysterymeato!PocFtJUICY 25 Apr 2011 07:16:53 GMT No.19264

>>19260
i knew that from constantly watching ARGH

ARGH!News.M05q2 25 Apr 2011 07:17:25 GMT No.19265

File: 130371584522.jpg (26.96 KB, 427x640, 841324-batman_super.jpg)

>>19262

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:18:28 GMT No.19266

File: 130371590797.png (55.66 KB, 777x823, derpy_gentlecolts.png)

>>19259
IF DUBS, IS FALSE.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:19:06 GMT No.19267

File: 130371594614.png (96.47 KB, 345x334, lucky_ew.png)

>>19266
Curses. Everything I say is a lie!

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:19:39 GMT No.19268

>>19266
IF DUBS CANNOT BE UNDONE

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:20:04 GMT No.19269

>>19268
Whos awesome?

Im awesome.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:21:36 GMT No.19270

File: 130371609684.gif (849.76 KB, 345x194, spike_fuuu.gif)

>>19268
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU! Also There's a portal to Equestria somewhere on earth.

Plaid!GuiTARjW.c 25 Apr 2011 07:22:33 GMT No.19271

>>19270
It's in my back yard, but I can only fit my pinky finger in.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:22:42 GMT No.19272

File: 130371616245.png (110.59 KB, 367x269, 385368.png)

Twilight touches her horn inappropriately at night.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:23:49 GMT No.19273

File: 130371622934.png (141.08 KB, 600x776, Derpy has a serious medical co…)

Derpy actually has a serious medical condition.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:24:10 GMT No.19274

>>19123

Telamon 25 Apr 2011 07:24:58 GMT No.19275

File: 130371629878.png (12.78 KB, 63x150, the_balance_of_zecora_avatarsi…)

Zecora actually is an evil enchantress, and she does do evil dances!

ARGH!News.M05q2 25 Apr 2011 07:25:54 GMT No.19276

File: 130371635488.jpg (9.8 KB, 120x120, eddy-rape-face.jpg)

ARGH knows where the secret portal is to Equestria

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:27:20 GMT No.19277

File: 130371643985.png (239.36 KB, 801x481, 1981 - apple_bloom scootaloo t…)

SCOOTS IS AN EVIL MONSTER FROM SPACE

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:28:28 GMT No.19278

>>19277
>>19268
>>19262
>>19250
go me.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:29:08 GMT No.19279

File: 130371654856.jpg (18.03 KB, 450x495, Happy.jpg)

Dinky is Derpy's kid and Derpy is a wonderful mother.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 07:29:33 GMT No.19280

File: 130371657324.gif (425.07 KB, 173x314, 130283753004.gif)

>>19277

Paypa Jayz!Vm/en4MfXQ 25 Apr 2011 07:29:44 GMT No.19281

File: 130371658366.png (209.86 KB, 500x641, 130370243621.png)

The 2 princesses have another sister.

Her name is SERGE

Looks like Luna, yet acts like Celestia

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:30:02 GMT No.19282

File: 130371660193.jpg (303.26 KB, 802x986, squishy_face_scream.jpg)

>>19278
Krass McWriter is is cheating!

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 07:30:26 GMT No.19283

File: 130371662591.png (35.29 KB, 169x170, 130250017760.png)

>>19279

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:30:27 GMT No.19284

File: 130371662720.jpg (134.02 KB, 640x360, 1300112245040.jpg)

Cheerilee trains the youth of Ponyville to one day raise up against their oppressive Sun Goddess Princess.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:31:07 GMT No.19285

File: 130371666748.png (58.08 KB, 257x349, lucky_cute_happy.png)

>>19282
I'm just kidding Krass! Derpy loves you <3!

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 07:31:20 GMT No.19286

File: 130371668009.jpg (42.76 KB, 800x708, 130282466503.jpg)

>>19283

Metal Link!GG9appleHU 25 Apr 2011 07:31:23 GMT No.19287

File: 130371668264.png (404.92 KB, 764x410, 130297912680.png)

Pinkie Pie [/spoiler] has a fraternal twin [spoiler]

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:33:22 GMT No.19288

File: 130371680232.jpg (511.65 KB, 975x5787, 4596 - abuse apple_bloom Ottan…)

>>19282
Thats cute

Dash beats scoot because SHE KNOWS.

Metal Link!GG9appleHU 25 Apr 2011 07:34:01 GMT No.19289

File: 130371684111.gif (2.97 MB, 640x360, 130197741042.gif)

>>19287
>mfw I screwed up the spoiler tag.

Luna 25 Apr 2011 07:35:05 GMT No.19290

File: 130371690507.jpg (38.83 KB, 851x472, killthem.jpg)

Fluttershy is Celestia's assassin.

ARGH!News.M05q2 25 Apr 2011 07:36:15 GMT No.19291

File: 130371697509.jpg (26.96 KB, 427x640, 841324-batman_super.jpg)

>>19290

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:36:29 GMT No.19292

>>19290
This pleases me.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 07:36:37 GMT No.19293

File: 130371699728.jpg (103.01 KB, 761x686, 130302902912.jpg)

>>19290

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:38:25 GMT No.19294

>>19293
dubs confirm

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:40:37 GMT No.19295

File: 130371723773.jpg (27.51 KB, 470x267, 733144.jpg)

Scootaloo will do anything for Rainbow Dash

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:40:51 GMT No.19296

File: 130371725099.png (99.77 KB, 464x338, lucky_appaled.png)

WHY ARE ALL THE SECRETS SO HORRIFYING?!?

Let me guess, cupcakes is true too isn't it?

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 07:41:16 GMT No.19297

File: 130371727673.jpg (8.71 KB, 293x249, 130250999446.jpg)

>>19295
Freaky kid...

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:41:26 GMT No.19298

File: 130371728608.png (124.02 KB, 600x443, Timid.png)

>>19290
I'm really very sorry, but if somepony else started to believe your slander, they could do something that ended up getting them and their families very badly hurt. You wouldn't want that, would you?
Don't worry, though; the Princess wants you to know she's not mad, just disappointed. It'll be very quick, I promise.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:42:03 GMT No.19299

File: 130371732291.png (258.08 KB, 800x638, woo hoo.png)

This thread will be archived.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:42:07 GMT No.19300

>>19296
Well OF COURSE IT IS. But pinkie let her friends in on it.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:42:37 GMT No.19301

>>19299
imokaywiththis.jpg

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:42:38 GMT No.19302

File: 130371735807.gif (290.4 KB, 350x250, applejack_snore.gif)

>>19296
Oh. Thank. Celestia anonpony. You saved us all.

I'm going to sleep now

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:44:27 GMT No.19303

Twilight Is really a post op colt.

Mysterymeato!PocFtJUICY 25 Apr 2011 07:44:32 GMT No.19304

File: 130371747203.jpg (73.9 KB, 752x501, sleep is for the weak.jpg)

>>19302

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:45:33 GMT No.19306

>>19303
>>19302

NOT QUITE

>>19304
see
>>2363425

Mysterymeato!PocFtJUICY 25 Apr 2011 07:46:31 GMT No.19307

>>19305
the rules don't change for circumstance

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 07:46:31 GMT No.19308

File: 130371759155.png (80.61 KB, 443x443, Twilight_love_face.png)

>>19303

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 07:48:18 GMT No.19309

File: 130371769818.png (74.13 KB, 350x350, Equestrian_Seal_sleep.png)

>>19304

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 07:49:18 GMT No.19310

File: 130371775896.gif (474.83 KB, 250x182, colbert_1000_years.gif)

Krass McWriter is a wizard, and will one day rule post apocalyptic Equestria with an iron hoof.

Mysterymeato!PocFtJUICY 25 Apr 2011 07:49:53 GMT No.19311

>>19309
i don't own a bed
that's like a blind man owning a tv

I.Am.Brony!Yazi7OFEZY 25 Apr 2011 07:51:45 GMT No.19312

File: 130371790580.jpg (15.43 KB, 332x354, 130342059832.jpg)

Trixie wishes that somepony would be her friend.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:52:05 GMT No.19313

Oh deary, all this power and no idea how to use it...

CELESTIA'S HAIR Is a wig

Mysterymeato!PocFtJUICY 25 Apr 2011 07:52:11 GMT No.19314

>>19310
>implying i won't preemptively overthrow him by assassinating him at the first sign of danger
or maybe the third sign of danger, or the seventh, but at one odd-numbered sign of danger, i will strike

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 07:53:15 GMT No.19315

File: 130371799560.jpg (93.62 KB, 804x704, 7387.jpg)

Celestia drinks three bottles of Everclear every night before she goes to bed.

minty!.4PK7yxdII 25 Apr 2011 07:53:37 GMT No.19316

File: 130371801676.png (88.81 KB, 258x312, noi4.png)

>>19313

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:55:56 GMT No.19317

>>19310
YEP

Luna 25 Apr 2011 07:56:14 GMT No.19318

>>19315
The Nightmare Moon thing was actually a cover up for when Celestia had a really bad hangover.

^I think somepony made a comic about that.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:58:12 GMT No.19319

RAINBOW DASH IS GOD

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:58:36 GMT No.19320

>>19319
meh

Rainbow Dash !rateQwO8ac 25 Apr 2011 07:58:44 GMT No.19321

File: 130371832260.png (460.06 KB, 887x689, edrtyfuihojpk[l.png)

>>19296
>>19300
It's true!? But I'm still alive!

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 07:59:45 GMT No.19322

File: 130371838445.png (144.55 KB, 637x358, 130241369339.png)

>>19319

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 07:59:56 GMT No.19323

>>19321
Im not too sure what this means...

Mysterymeato!PocFtJUICY 25 Apr 2011 08:00:05 GMT No.19324

>>19319
actually, murdoc is god

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:01:45 GMT No.19325

File: 130371850392.png (96.47 KB, 345x334, lucky_ew.png)

A quick summary:
>>19137
>>19144
>>19149
>>19155
>>19175
>>19192
>>19197
>>19206
>>19212
>>19232
>>19239
>>19250
>>19262
>>19268
>>19277
>>19279
>>19283
>>19288
>>19290
>>19293
>>19295
>>19299
>>19303
>>19313
>>19317
>>19321
Krass McWriter:7
Ebrona:0
current observation: I don't want to go to Equestria anymore....

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:03:40 GMT No.19326

File: 130371862025.jpg (61.04 KB, 600x600, PreatyWomen01.jpg)

Pikie Pie shoulda stayed on the farm

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 08:04:46 GMT No.19327

Ebrona will be sent to equestria tonight while s/he sleeps!

I.Am.Brony!Yazi7OFEZY 25 Apr 2011 08:05:24 GMT No.19328

File: 130371872149.png (159.88 KB, 2000x2000, 130365625244.png)

Everything in this thread that was true is now false.

Everything that was false is now true!

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 08:05:26 GMT No.19329

File: 130371872630.png (58.12 KB, 242x207, PictuMorewutre 6.png)

>>19325
I can safely agree with you there.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:05:31 GMT No.19330

File: 130371873114.jpg (22.21 KB, 300x343, Ebrona the White.jpg)

>>19326
SONAOFABUNNY!

Time to try a different strategy.

I am now a wizard!

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:06:18 GMT No.19331

File: 130371877832.jpg (72.16 KB, 546x558, 1300070802325.jpg)

Easter in Equestria is the day of celebration when Celestia's five day PMS came to an end.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:06:22 GMT No.19332

>>19327
you know what

it happens

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 08:06:41 GMT No.19333

File: 130371879908.png (271.21 KB, 1014x719, AIRGASM.png)

I HAVE NO BRAIN

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:06:50 GMT No.19334

>>19332
sorry, not even I can do it.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:08:29 GMT No.19335

THERE IS NO MARS

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 08:08:53 GMT No.19336

>>19334
awww
that's too bad
next time somepony tries to send Ebrona to equestria will do it!

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:09:04 GMT No.19337

File: 130371894350.png (174.37 KB, 615x491, pinkie_crazy.png)

>>19332
Not today Krass. Not today....

Also oatmeal is Pinkie Pie's long lost identical twin.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:09:46 GMT No.19338

what have I done?

This is a blind shot. I should stop.

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 08:10:22 GMT No.19339

File: 130371902200.png (45.15 KB, 184x184, 130247452158.png)

>>19335
I like Mars...

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 08:10:38 GMT No.19340

File: 130371903647.png (450.87 KB, 1031x681, 130326796097.png)

This might piss people off if it works...

Triples are the new doubles.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 08:11:01 GMT No.19341

File: 130371906104.jpg (10.52 KB, 400x426, crescent_moon.jpg)

>>19335
OH MY GOD MARS IS GONE TOO?
WHERE'S MY PRECIOUS PLUTO?!
>pic its venus

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 08:12:30 GMT No.19342

File: 130371914922.png (199.9 KB, 800x800, 130248859283.png)

Applejack uses a strap-on on Big-Mac

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 08:12:41 GMT No.19343

>>19336
luna and celestias other sister is going to be upset...

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:13:51 GMT No.19344

File: 130371923123.jpg (47.23 KB, 600x480, best story I ever wrote.jpg)

Fine! Krass wins! He is now literally a destroy of worlds!

Well you know what? That's fine, because Dr. Whoof likes snowcones, and so do I! And we're going to get some on the sun right now!

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:15:37 GMT No.19345

File: 130371933679.jpg (398.19 KB, 1856x680, 1299878880105.jpg)

Celestia is a horse.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:16:01 GMT No.19346

.>>19344
DAT FILENAME

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:16:57 GMT No.19347

File: 130371941664.png (90.64 KB, 464x338, lucky_meh.png)

>>19346
It's true. It really was the best story I ever wrote.

Brony no. 7098 25 Apr 2011 08:17:09 GMT No.19348

File: 130371942876.png (78.59 KB, 380x355, steven magnet worried crosseye…)

Steven magnet is now a meme

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:17:20 GMT No.19349

File: 130371944023.png (93.5 KB, 464x338, lucky_mustache.png)

>>19347
Oh, guess it wasn't.

Brony no. 7098 25 Apr 2011 08:17:41 GMT No.19350

File: 130371946179.jpg (70.96 KB, 675x1100, big mac reacion.jpg)

>>19342

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:19:45 GMT No.19351

>>19350
YES

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 08:20:17 GMT No.19352

File: 130371961641.png (209.02 KB, 514x517, 130201487821.png)

<---

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:25:35 GMT No.19353

File: 130371993214.png (250.57 KB, 2000x1841, 130370359057.png)

Scootaloo suffers from Abandoned Child Syndrome and thus latches on to the closest role model she knows.
Rainbow Dash.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:25:53 GMT No.19354

Can we get this thread archived?

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:27:37 GMT No.19355

File: 130372005720.png (170.2 KB, 464x338, lucky_stare.png)

>>19354
Apparently we can.

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 08:30:24 GMT No.19356

File: 130372022410.jpg (4.68 KB, 207x243, philosopher dash.jpg)

These aren't dubs!

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:30:34 GMT No.19357

File: 130372023333.png (102.96 KB, 464x338, lucky_worried.png)

Tell me a happy secret Krass, or I'll be sad!

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 08:30:39 GMT No.19358

File: 130372023901.jpg (537.37 KB, 835x1558, princess_luna_by_lexivine-d3eb…)

Luna didn't re-appear in season 1 because she has been using her god-like endurance to have furious sex with anypony she can in canterlot 24/7 and hasn't stopped in months.She doesn't stop having sex for anything, even when she is showering or eating she is going down on somepony or somepony is going down on herthis is all because of how 'lonely' she was on the moon for 1000 years

Brony no. 7098 25 Apr 2011 08:32:13 GMT No.19359

File: 130372033250.png (229.59 KB, 651x523, overthinkers gonna overthink.p…)

>>19356
thank you for giving me a massive mindfuck with that =P

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 08:32:26 GMT No.19360

File: 130372034531.png (25.21 KB, 945x945, Shrug_Methy.png)

>>19358
That's just what I heard in the enquirer!

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:32:37 GMT No.19361

File: 130372035719.jpg (39.98 KB, 600x338, angel_doubles.jpg)

>>19357
I didn't want that to be true!

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 08:32:41 GMT No.19362

File: 130372036098.png (157.82 KB, 548x540, Picture 16.png)

Roseluck falls in love with the pony of her dreams?

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 08:33:22 GMT No.19363

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>>19362
Horrah for Roseluck!

Metal Link!GG9appleHU 25 Apr 2011 08:34:28 GMT No.19364

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Twilight Sparkle has a secret room full of her secret collection of pony figures from her days as a filly and still plays with them in this room.

A non sad secret.

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 08:34:37 GMT No.19365

This is turning into less of a secret thread and more into a "If we get dubs this happens." Still cool though.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:35:39 GMT No.19366

>>19357
Okay

Rainbow Dash Forms her own aerial stunt team which becomes more famous than the wonderbolts

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:35:48 GMT No.19367

File: 130372054764.png (337.79 KB, 900x635, 7097.png)

>>19358
Celstia has actually been keeping her sister in the dungeons, where she can attend to her every "need".

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 08:36:18 GMT No.19368

>>19359
Heh heh.

It'd work better if they were dubs, though.

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 08:36:22 GMT No.19369

I have dubs!

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:36:24 GMT No.19370

File: 130372058385.png (109.28 KB, 345x334, lucky_single_tear.png)

>>19366
LIAR! Now I have to be sad!

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:36:50 GMT No.19371

>>19366
I guess I dont do happy things...

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 08:37:47 GMT No.19372

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>>19370
You're happy now.

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 08:38:15 GMT No.19373

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>>19335
Y U DO DIS TO MY PLANET?

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 08:38:18 GMT No.19374

friendship is sexy

is canon

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:39:23 GMT No.19375

File: 130372076388.gif (763.49 KB, 640x540, rainbow_trauma_2.gif)

>>19372
Won't...ever recover....

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:39:35 GMT No.19376

>>19370
EBrona is intentionally gettin singles

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 08:40:07 GMT No.19377

>>19375
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TIME!

You'll be sad forever.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:41:03 GMT No.19378

File: 130372086177.png (592.53 KB, 615x980, pinkie_crazy_explosion.png)

>>19376
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Metal Link!GG9appleHU 25 Apr 2011 08:41:58 GMT No.19379

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>>19376

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 08:42:00 GMT No.19380

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>>19376

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 08:42:04 GMT No.19381

File: 130372092401.png (90.22 KB, 350x350, 130311257005.png)

Trixie doesnt mind being alone all the time, she definitely didn't cry after being run out of town

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:42:04 GMT No.19382

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Fluttershy attracts so many animals not because she cares about them. But because she likes the taste of meat.

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 08:42:54 GMT No.19383

File: 130372097298.png (26.28 KB, 945x945, 130187739571.png)

I'm posting too much because I just want doubles.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 08:43:29 GMT No.19384

File: 130372100927.png (18.24 KB, 194x159, 130369988067.png)

Princess Luna likes sniffing Celestia's flank.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:43:44 GMT No.19385

DEAR GOD I LOVE ME RIGHT NOW.

Metal Link!GG9appleHU 25 Apr 2011 08:44:21 GMT No.19386

File: 130372106073.png (265.29 KB, 1062x786, 1302414346611.png)

>>19381
She has herself.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:44:35 GMT No.19387

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>>19376
You won't get away with this Krass! I'll be back! I'll be back to get my revenge someday!!!!!

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 08:44:59 GMT No.19388

>>19385
YES YOU DO
AND I LOVE YOU TOO
and the secret is THE PRINCESSES DON'T CONTROL THE SUN AND MOON, IT'S A LIIIIIIEEEEE

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 25 Apr 2011 08:45:23 GMT No.19389

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>>19123
If dubs get, then I actually have always been able to kill a pony at any time, saying otherwise just to keep everypony calm, and that I was created by Celestia to keep the population under control.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:45:42 GMT No.19390

File: 130372114174.png (173.51 KB, 426x343, Pinkie tastes Splenda.png)

>Front page
>Long pauses two posts before doubles
>Suddenly, six posts appear at once
I see how this works now.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:46:11 GMT No.19391

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Rainbow Dash may be a tough-girl tompony on the outside, but keeps an ultra secret stash of makeup and pretty saddles that nopony knows about.

She'll die of shame if anypony finds out.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:46:11 GMT No.19392

>>19385
I DONT EVEN TRY.

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 25 Apr 2011 08:46:41 GMT No.19393

File: 130372120061.png (74.52 KB, 497x433, rage with scythe.png)

>>19389
Damn, my plans have been foiled...

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:47:13 GMT No.19394

>>19391
Imokaywiththis.jpg

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 08:47:28 GMT No.19395

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>>19391

Cloud!hiBXn.e9Tw 25 Apr 2011 08:48:27 GMT No.19396

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>>19393
Oh thank god... Even if you did get that. You wouldn't of killed me... Right?

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:48:38 GMT No.19397

File: 130372131810.png (110.31 KB, 345x334, cuuurse you krass.png)

>>19392
SOMEDAY KRASS! YOU'LL SEE ME AGAIN!

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 08:48:40 GMT No.19398

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>>19391
not surprised at all

the moment the camera disappears pinkiepie acts perfectly normal, because she's aware of the 4th wall

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 08:48:50 GMT No.19399

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>>19383
Guess not? Okay.

Apple Bloom gets her cutie mark right before most of her family dies and she has to take care of the farm in their place, and the responsibility prevents her from pursuing her true calling.

The Doctor!xCQoDocLeE 25 Apr 2011 08:49:01 GMT No.19400

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>>19391
THIS.
CANON.
RIGHT NAO.

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 08:50:13 GMT No.19401

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Twilight Sparkle is bulimic.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:50:44 GMT No.19402

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>>19397
Sooooooomedaaaaaaay....

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:52:20 GMT No.19403

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>>19391
>>19391

>mfw

Also, this would make an awesome episode.

Gelzo!isYbygF9Yo 25 Apr 2011 08:52:26 GMT No.19404

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>>19401
Nope. But you know who IS bulimic?

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 08:53:11 GMT No.19405

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>>19401
curses!
Pic related is how the hugs and song ended in Cutie Mark Chronicles!

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 08:53:45 GMT No.19406

>>19402
If Ebrona ever gets quads, the mods must ban him for a week.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:54:01 GMT No.19407

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>>19403
>>19403

>pinkie pie finding out that Rainbow Dash is into girly stuff

THE DUBS WILL IT!!

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 08:54:09 GMT No.19409

>>19404
notdoubles, notdoubles, notdoubles. . .

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:54:09 GMT No.19410

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>>19391

!!Trixie ## Mod 25 Apr 2011 08:54:42 GMT No.19411

>>19406
but you didnt get doubles

Death Wings!!L0ZGHkLGN0 25 Apr 2011 08:54:53 GMT No.19412

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>>19396
Uh... yeah! Um, I mean, no, of course not. I wouldn't want to kill anypony, its not like I'm trapped in a limbo in which I will be spending all of eternity... alone... while I bring all the good ponies to the gates of Heaven... never being able to enter them myself... taunted by their very sight... No, no, no. That would be silly. Eh heh, heh heh, heh...

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 08:56:19 GMT No.19413

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>>19409
curse my wasted doubles.
Rainbow Dash secretly prefers the shadowbolts.

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 08:56:20 GMT No.19414

>>19411
Fair is fair. I tried.

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 08:56:57 GMT No.19415

Rarity has more dildos than dresses
why are all of mine sexual?!?!
what is wrong with me!!?!?

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 08:57:41 GMT No.19416

File: 130372186157.png (5.14 KB, 345x334, cuuurse you krass.png)

Somedaaaay....

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 08:57:59 GMT No.19417

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>>19410

Yeesh, you'd think she'd know how to apply the lipstick at least...

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 08:58:37 GMT No.19418

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>>19414
ZOMG! proof that the word of trixie is always fair! lmao

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 08:58:41 GMT No.19419

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>>19414
well you did try.
My little ponies are acutally more closely related to sharks than equines any species of equine,.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 08:58:46 GMT No.19420

>>19391
She tells herself everyday that its a weakness, that you never would see a wonderbolt in something girly, while she just wants to feel pretty. It feels so right each time she puts on make-up, even the smallest amount, or puts on a frilly saddle, even if its just in front of a mirror and for a few moments. Sometimes she ponders on this contradiction at night and wonders simply "WHY?"

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 09:00:11 GMT No.19421

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>>19420

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:00:28 GMT No.19422

>>19420
Patience Is Key young ebrona

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:00:32 GMT No.19423

>>19420
wooh
damn thats' deep

and damn you're good

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 09:00:59 GMT No.19424

Rarity snorts pixie dust.
She's tearing her family apart.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 09:01:54 GMT No.19425

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>>19420
Someday you arrogant son of a b- *pop*

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:01:55 GMT No.19426

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The reason Apple Bloom suggested the name "Cutie Mark Crusaders is because she is islamaphobic

Brony Millers 25 Apr 2011 09:02:13 GMT No.19427

dubs and Leeroy is actually just coconut with his hair gelled back and a fake heart cutie mark.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:02:23 GMT No.19428

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Spike smokes weed erryday.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:02:31 GMT No.19429

>>19423
I know.

a tidal wave of doubt washes over the beach of surity
erasing what was written there
sowing seeds of confusion on fertile land
sprouting and splitting the plane of the mind in two
causing discontent's tyrannical rule
ordering sorrow and solitude throughout the state of being
manifesting in actuality leaving the defense of a fake smile
with unfounded hopes it will take

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 09:03:29 GMT No.19430

I give up. I'm not going to post again in here.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:03:37 GMT No.19431

>>19420
>>19420

Oh shit son what did you do?!

Brony no. 7098 25 Apr 2011 09:03:44 GMT No.19432

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>>19429
everything he just said is true..

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 09:03:53 GMT No.19433

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>>19429
I'm not entirely sure what that means, but it's canon, whatever it is.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:04:15 GMT No.19434

>>19431
I aint called mcwriter for nothin'

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:04:38 GMT No.19435

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>>19429
>>19429

STOP DOING THAT!

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:05:13 GMT No.19436

>>19435
doin what lol.

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:06:40 GMT No.19437

>>19429
... I dont know if I actually wanted you to get trips on that one... that's sounds sad =(
hell even my mental image seems sad...

DUBS AND I"M HAPPY AGAIN!

Conspiracy Pony 25 Apr 2011 09:06:59 GMT No.19438

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>>19412
I-I - um- ... told you all. Th-this one is out to get us! He-he is not what he claims to be! Canterl - sorry - Celestia sent him t-to destroy - uh - to destroy us all. Cloud... this pony is no pony's friend, do not let his t-talk of - um - lonliness get to you. Don't any of you l-let it - uh - get to you! When Celestia sets her... her final solution into effect, h-he will be th-the one - uh - leading the extermination...

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 09:07:34 GMT No.19439

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>>19437
dubs and you will never find true love

!Wahoo/v5Bc 25 Apr 2011 09:07:37 GMT No.19440

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Rainbow Dash is really older than Granny Smith, Celestia too! Every morning before she greets her friends, she takes a bath in the fountain of youth, dabs on some anti-wrinkle cream and paints her white mane.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 09:09:39 GMT No.19441

Someday.....

Krass McWriter was actually Ebrona in disguise all along

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:09:55 GMT No.19442

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Pinkie Pie can Pop & Lock like a champ.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 09:10:09 GMT No.19443

>>19441
It was worth a shot...

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:10:10 GMT No.19444

>>19440

beat ya

>>19262

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:10:54 GMT No.19445

>>19439
heeeyyyyyy
that's not nice
dubs and we both find true love not like that you perv! cause I just dont know you like that and all... dubs and I'm not a creeper...

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 09:11:03 GMT No.19446

>>19430
Phew. not dubs

>>19429
What does it mean?

If dubs, Princess Celestia live forever by stealing the bodies of her proteges, Twilight Sparkle is next.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:11:04 GMT No.19447

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Fluttershy had an abusive father, hence why she's so timid

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 09:11:19 GMT No.19448

>>19443
Apparently it wasn't.

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:11:33 GMT No.19449

>>19429
>>19420
>>19385
>>19376
>>19354
>>19335
>>19326
>>19317
>>19313
>>19303
>>19288
>>19277
>>19268
>>19262
>>19250
lets see how the great spirit of dubs likes this suggestion.

If Krass gets dubs (or trips or quads etc) one more time, Ebrona gets to decide what happens to him.

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:12:02 GMT No.19450

>>19449
oh well, this isn't working

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 09:12:22 GMT No.19451

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>>19445
awww. . . now we'll both be forever alone

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:14:08 GMT No.19452

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>>19451
bawwwww... I damned us...

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:14:12 GMT No.19453

>>19446
chill bronies

its just me showin off my writin proweress

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 09:14:50 GMT No.19454

File: 130372289041.gif (110.44 KB, 559x490, 130114936289.gif)

if doubles me and lemming become best friends forever!
>>19445

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 09:15:27 GMT No.19455

When this thread gets archived all of Krass McWriter's doubled will be taken away and given to me!

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:15:45 GMT No.19456

>>19420
>>19420
>>19420
I must say, I like how this turned out.

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:16:04 GMT No.19457

>>19453
dubs... again.

This statement is false

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 09:16:06 GMT No.19458

>>19455
just give up.
you're humiliating yourself.

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 09:16:12 GMT No.19459

>>19446
MUAHAHAHAHA

If dubs, Derpy only has one eye. The other is a glass eye. that's why her eyes are sometimes un-derped.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:17:41 GMT No.19460

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>>19459
OH GOD

SHE COMES

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 09:18:08 GMT No.19461

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>>19459
oh god.
if dubs Ebrona will never regain his sanity, or his doubles.

Putuk!!WzATExAwqy 25 Apr 2011 09:19:22 GMT No.19462

File: 130372316207.png (266.36 KB, 330x462, Derppatch_alone.png)

>>19459

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 09:19:29 GMT No.19463

>>19458
You're right, but that because I'm actually evil, and love drawing awkward situations out as long as possible.

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 09:19:57 GMT No.19464

>>19463
Nooo you aren;t.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:20:04 GMT No.19465

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Twilight Sparkle was bullied viciously in school. It was this, and not the Summer Sun Celebration, that drove her to immerse herself in books and shun friendship for so long.

Also, she was excited to be accepted as Princess Celestia's pupil because she could leave her old school and all her bad memories behind.

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:22:11 GMT No.19466

>>19454
well that was too bad...

now we really are going to be alone forever...
oh I cant wait for the internet to be all VR... then we can all be alone together!

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:23:05 GMT No.19467

I wonder what the most shocking secret revealed tonight is?

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:23:13 GMT No.19468

lol this thread rocks

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:23:41 GMT No.19469

RD LIKES COLTS

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 09:23:47 GMT No.19470

If dubs, Krass McWriter and I are the same person.

If trips, this thread WON'T be Archived.

if both, than both.

>>19470
aren't trips always also dubs?

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 09:23:53 GMT No.19471

>>19464
>Vacarious doubles in order to bring me back to the light side.

Well I must have some reason...maybe I'm just being overdramatic for fun?

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:24:39 GMT No.19472

>>19470
WUT?!

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 09:25:02 GMT No.19473

>>19470
CURSE YOU KRASS McWRITER! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:26:01 GMT No.19474

>>19470
>Krass McWriter and I are the same person.

So YOU'RE behing these shenanigans.

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:26:06 GMT No.19475

File: 130372356584.png (107.99 KB, 600x583, 129930418526.png)

>>19471
you're probably just bored =)

>>19469
proof RD likes teh ladies

Rainy Days 25 Apr 2011 09:26:30 GMT No.19476

>>19471
No.
You're just ~~incomipitent~~ really bad at this.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 09:27:10 GMT No.19477

>>19475
I have never been more entertained in my entire life.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:27:15 GMT No.19478

>>19470
lol I doubt it would'e gotten archived anyway.

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:27:43 GMT No.19479

>>19474
yyyyyyup

>>19473
MUAHAHAHA

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:28:34 GMT No.19480

>>19476
>>19475
so apparently embrona is... is getting singles on purpose, but not for attention, not for overly dramatic fun, not because s/he's board, and not just bad at it... of course, if it was intentional obviously they rock at it :P

I'm gonna say it's because s/he's getting a bite of cheese cake after every non-double post

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:28:51 GMT No.19481

>>19478

yeah that sucks don't it?

!!Trixie ## Mod 25 Apr 2011 09:29:33 GMT No.19482

>>19478
actually it was going to be... but now...
dubs and I stay up to see if somepony reverses it =)

Erlen !mEyErk25Ms 25 Apr 2011 09:29:52 GMT No.19483

File: 130372379195.png (75.94 KB, 800x1600, PinkiePieIsWatchingYouForever.…)

If dubs Pinkie is the ruler of Equestria, not Celestia.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:30:28 GMT No.19484

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Pinkie has an all consuming fear of oatmeal.

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:30:33 GMT No.19485

>>19479
NO
>>19482
YES

!Wahoo/v5Bc 25 Apr 2011 09:30:38 GMT No.19486

secrets secrets secrets... Spike is actually female and the love child between Basil and one Mr. Magnet

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:31:09 GMT No.19487

if singles then... then the next post is true

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:31:43 GMT No.19488

if singles then the previous post is false

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:31:46 GMT No.19489

>>19487
he was right!

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:32:10 GMT No.19490

>>19481
>>19479
NOT ME.

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:32:27 GMT No.19491

>>19489
... I should have said wrong.... paradox diverted...

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:32:49 GMT No.19492

>>19487
>>19488
MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:35:21 GMT No.19493

>>19482
I guess I'll try to do my part.
dubs and the thread is archived

Krass McWriter 25 Apr 2011 09:35:44 GMT No.19494

>>19490
But I thought we were the same person!?

Erlen !mEyErk25Ms 25 Apr 2011 09:35:54 GMT No.19495

File: 130372415458.png (71.38 KB, 250x250, Sweetie_Belle.png)

Sweetie loathes the other crusaders. She's just using them to get her Cutie Mark faster.

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:36:02 GMT No.19496

>>19493
Krass should be doing this, he's good at getting dubs.

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:36:17 GMT No.19497

>>19494
LOL I HAVE A TRIP

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:36:58 GMT No.19498

>>19493
dont think it'll help us if she already went to bed...

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 09:37:32 GMT No.19499

Oh Celestia no! Krass McWriter IS doubles!

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:38:06 GMT No.19500

>>19498
maybe a different mod will see this. if singles then it is not singles

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:38:13 GMT No.19501

File: 130372429305.png (43.56 KB, 488x512, Oatmeal_1303724259701.png)

Its happenin

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 09:39:03 GMT No.19502

>>19497

ok, ok. I'll stop. It was just for fun anyway!
If dubs you have no hard feelings

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:40:01 GMT No.19503

>>19502
DUBS ARE CORRECT.

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:41:06 GMT No.19504

>>19500
if dubs krass will get dubs saying that he's going to report the thread and a mod will see it and archive it!
if somepony else gets dubs to say it'll be archived that is!

Twilight Sparkle!/zo/poNies 25 Apr 2011 09:43:05 GMT No.19505

Twilight touches her horn to trixie

lemming!!HkZwOvAQV3 25 Apr 2011 09:43:51 GMT No.19506

File: 130372463099.png (197.83 KB, 639x360, 129777759696.png)

also, holy crap it's almost 5am!
dubs and I goto bed!
not dubs and I go get a drink of milk, and then goto bed!

Chipotle !V6I.Ua0HLU 25 Apr 2011 09:44:25 GMT No.19507

File: 130372466444.png (92.55 KB, 296x296, 130002170399.png)

Noi it's actually my daughter and her mother it's Lyra.

Luna 25 Apr 2011 09:44:25 GMT No.19508

File: 130372466568.png (43.61 KB, 188x179, Srsly.png)

Sweetie Bell is actually Rarity's daughter.

Twilight Sparkle!/zo/poNies 25 Apr 2011 09:45:07 GMT No.19509

Scootaloo paints over her cutie mark, and just acts like she doesnt have one so she can have friends?

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:46:03 GMT No.19510

I reported this thread for being awesome!

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:46:14 GMT No.19511

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Apple bloom has a crush on Spike.

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:47:33 GMT No.19512

None of these secrets are true.

Chipotle !V6I.Ua0HLU 25 Apr 2011 09:47:58 GMT No.19513

>>19508
*Dun dun duuuuun*

3:47 AM and I'm here posting ponies... Yay *Yaw* !

Erlen !mEyErk25Ms 25 Apr 2011 09:48:10 GMT No.19514

File: 130372489007.jpg (6.77 KB, 237x213, images.jpg)

Applejack is dead, the others are all just imagining her, because they don't want to accept that she worked herself to death in Applebuck Season

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:48:30 GMT No.19515

>>19510
BAM, it's go time.

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:48:39 GMT No.19516

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCub4Vi-1KI

Erlen !mEyErk25Ms 25 Apr 2011 09:50:03 GMT No.19517

File: 130372500338.jpg (3.78 KB, 125x108, go on.jpg)

Pinkie Pie doesn't like sweets or parties, she just has an image to manetain.

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:50:07 GMT No.19518

>>19516
THIS THREADS THEME

Luna 25 Apr 2011 09:50:22 GMT No.19519

File: 130372502002.png (640.23 KB, 1280x720, twi_holyshitmirrorgiygas.png)

Celestia is Giygas!

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF FRIENDSHIP.

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:50:29 GMT No.19520

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Applejack is racist against donkeys and mules.

Twilight Sparkle!/zo/poNies 25 Apr 2011 09:51:49 GMT No.19521

you all just lost the game

Twilight Sparkle!/zo/poNies 25 Apr 2011 09:52:03 GMT No.19522

the cake is a lie

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:52:16 GMT No.19523

I should go to bed.

Twilight Sparkle!/zo/poNies 25 Apr 2011 09:52:31 GMT No.19524

this thread is full of lies

Twilight Sparkle!/zo/poNies 25 Apr 2011 09:52:56 GMT No.19525

i should stop posting

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:53:01 GMT No.19526

Trips and this thread is archived.

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 25 Apr 2011 09:53:05 GMT No.19527

Princess Luna is amazing

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 09:53:06 GMT No.19528

>>19482

ok, fine I guess somepony's gotta do it.
Only trips can truly counter another trips.
If trips, old trips ( >>19470 ) is false.
Krass and I aren't the same person,
and thread WILL be archived.

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:53:09 GMT No.19529

>>19523
guess not then eh?

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 09:53:21 GMT No.19530

if trips I can decide what this post says is true in a different post

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:53:38 GMT No.19531

>>19528
HELL YEAH.

Twilight Sparkle!/zo/poNies 25 Apr 2011 09:53:50 GMT No.19532

>>19528
awwyeah.jpg QUADS

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 09:53:59 GMT No.19533

>>19528
>>19527

And the rightful order was restored...

Twilight Sparkle!/zo/poNies 25 Apr 2011 09:54:55 GMT No.19534

MFW i thought it was quads
[?] this and the previous post oes not exist[?]

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:55:22 GMT No.19535

>>19532
wait, what?

Serge!LunaOyx3B. 25 Apr 2011 09:55:49 GMT No.19536

Just had to put that in there before I go to sleep for a 2nd time tonight

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 09:57:10 GMT No.19537

File: 130372543006.png (110.33 KB, 257x349, lucky_happy.png)

>>19536
It worked well.

Lucky is lucky.

Erlen !mEyErk25Ms 25 Apr 2011 09:57:12 GMT No.19538

File: 130372543235.jpg (4.07 KB, 125x125, 130325869915s.jpg)

Derpy isn't English, she's Swiss and was merely posing in this picture, because she doesn't want people to think she's *gasp* NEUTRAL.

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 09:58:33 GMT No.19539

ARCHIE NOAA!!

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 10:00:21 GMT No.19540

File: 130372562139.jpg (103.02 KB, 864x433, Noah Beavers Mura.jpg)

>>19539
ok

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 10:00:28 GMT No.19541

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>>19527

Luna 25 Apr 2011 10:00:37 GMT No.19542

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This thread is glorious.

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 10:01:13 GMT No.19543

>>19541
really, now I get dubs?

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 10:01:46 GMT No.19544

>>19543

'cause luna is happy!

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 10:02:13 GMT No.19545

Okay i seriously have to sleep

ALSO WE HAVE HIT AUTOSAGE

REPEAT WE HAVE HIT AUTOSGAE

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 10:03:08 GMT No.19546

>>19544
yeah, but I don't think we needed dubs to tell us that.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 10:03:12 GMT No.19547

File: 130372579228.png (188 KB, 345x334, lucky_thinking.png)

Well I guess it's time to come forward with the truth.

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 10:04:09 GMT No.19548

>>19547
I was right about them singles all along?

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 10:04:24 GMT No.19549

File: 130372586416.jpg (64.73 KB, 670x394, my doubles powered flashlight.…)

>>19547
Everypony, the reason I've been getting singles is because I have a very dangerous doubles-activated flashlight, as seen here.

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 10:04:41 GMT No.19550

>>19545
ok you guys, everypony click on the box next to OP's post and report it
FOR BEING EPIC!!!

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 10:05:00 GMT No.19551

>>19548
looks like it

this will not get dubs.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 10:05:53 GMT No.19552

File: 130372595299.png (110.33 KB, 257x349, lucky_happy.png)

>>19549
Obviously it's malfunctioning, but it's important to always practice doubles safety when using doubles activated equipment. Remember that.

It's been fun everypony. I'm going to sleep.

Luna 25 Apr 2011 10:08:41 GMT No.19553

File: 130372612043.png (310.62 KB, 400x403, Off to save time.png)

'Night. :) I should leave too.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 10:30:06 GMT No.19556

File: 130372740592.png (58.08 KB, 257x349, lucky_cute_happy.png)

Huh. The post certainly died down quick one we got auto saged. Guess that means I can quit being humble!

Chris!YKhfO5mr86 25 Apr 2011 10:32:26 GMT No.19557

File: 130372754575.png (43.97 KB, 199x209, 130358451622.png)

>>19556
Well lookie there!

Chips!Fx75SLREng 25 Apr 2011 10:32:48 GMT No.19558

If this thread isn't archived by the time I get up tomorrow I'll be severly disappointed.

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 10:33:57 GMT No.19559

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>>19545
>>19553
I will never go to bed!!!!

THE NIGHT,
WILL LAST,
FOREVER!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 10:35:14 GMT No.19560

File: 130372771487.jpg (64.73 KB, 670x394, my doubles powered flashlight.…)

>>19556
Go flashlight! Fwoosh!

Chris!YKhfO5mr86 25 Apr 2011 10:36:05 GMT No.19561

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>>19560

!!Dərpʎ ## Mod 25 Apr 2011 10:36:10 GMT No.19562

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>>19528
the trips have spoken. archive imminent.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 10:38:21 GMT No.19563

File: 130372790073.png (58.08 KB, 257x349, lucky_cute_happy.png)

Yay Derpy! We love you! Although archiving is gonna change the doubles a little. Oh well. Epic is epic!

*hug*

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 10:38:58 GMT No.19564

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I missed you doubles. I missed you so much!

Anonymous 25 Apr 2011 10:39:00 GMT No.19565

Serge's "unintentional" innuendo?
Totally intentional.

Chris!YKhfO5mr86 25 Apr 2011 10:39:07 GMT No.19566

File: 130372794704.png (82.73 KB, 418x455, 130239940973.png)

>>19562
This thread is so awesome, It has Derpy the moderator posting in it.

Chris!YKhfO5mr86 25 Apr 2011 10:40:16 GMT No.19567

File: 130372801612.jpg (36.38 KB, 600x667, 130249829087.jpg)

>>19564
You're getting better luck
Damn shame this thread's autosaged.

!!Dərpʎ ## Mod 25 Apr 2011 10:43:30 GMT No.19568

File: 130372820991.jpg (50.29 KB, 506x800, derpy mail bag.jpg)

oops. i accidentally all your doubles.

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 10:49:47 GMT No.19569

Hell yes! archive!!

the following secrets are now true
>>19133
>>19144
>>19155
>>19166
>>19177
>>19188
>>19199
>>19200
>>19211
>>19222
>>19233
>>19244
>>19255
>>19266
>>19277
>>19288
>>19299
>>19300
>>19311
>>19322
>>19333
>>19344
>>19355
>>19366
>>19377
>>19388
>>19399
>>19400
>>19411
>>19422
>>19433
>>19444
>>19455 (he called it)
>>19466
>>19477
>>19488
>>19499
>>19500
>>19511
>>19522
>>19533
>>19544
>>19566

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 11:01:52 GMT No.19571

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All the secrets have changed! It's a miracle! Equestria is saved! It's just like the last matrix movie!

>>19344
HAHA! It was the best story I'd ever written! I knew it!

>>19366
The happy secret came true!
>>19422
Patience WAS key!
>>19455
CALLED IT! Called it!
>>19477
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
>>19566
Never a truer statement. I am happy with how this turned out.

Final Score:
Krass McWriter: 5
Ebrona: 6 +5 for totally calling it, total 11 (doubles!)

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 11:34:19 GMT No.19572

File: 130373125950.jpg (54.48 KB, 400x230, YEEEEEEEAH!.jpg)

>>19568
Also thanks Derpy. In the big picture this was all possible because of you.

I looks like...

*puts on glasses*

You were keeping an eye on us all along.

Ebrona 25 Apr 2011 11:39:33 GMT No.19573

File: 130373157369.gif (474.83 KB, 250x182, colbert_1000_years.gif)

>And everypony lived happily ever after.

>Except for Stephen Colbert

>THE END

whipptron !W7pptR0NUs 25 Apr 2011 12:50:12 GMT No.19574

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>>19573
then 1000 years later... Steven Colbert was allowed out of the moon to have a chance at happiness.
which paraspriteestia immediately crushed by sending him back to the moon!

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 14:50:00 GMT No.19575

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This is my second archived thread that I OP'd!

Awww yeah. So what, am I like a legend to /oat/ now? Do I get a trophy? I want a trophy. Maybe a ribbon.

Just kidding, I love you all. You guys deserve the trophy.

Krass McWriter!KvXMnvx8bY 25 Apr 2011 16:03:20 GMT No.19578

Eh, I have it saved in its former glory.

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 25 Apr 2011 20:53:22 GMT No.19580

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