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File: 130240994521.png (24.81 KB, 400x300, omegle.png)

Omegle time Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 04:32:25 GMT No.11380 [Last 50 Posts]

Omegle time everypony. If the "stranger"'s first contribution the conversation has the word "brony" in it, you've found yourself a brony! You must then discuss MLP, screencap it, and post it here.

Telamon 10 Apr 2011 04:39:51 GMT No.11381

Bumping because I want to see some brony folk on Omegle for once!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 04:40:54 GMT No.11382

File: 130241045451.png (38.42 KB, 933x207, Screen shot 2011-04-10 at 12_3…)

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 04:48:18 GMT No.11383

File: 130241089805.png (276.5 KB, 1440x900, Picture 1.png)

close enough

Greyscale !WepByloveI 10 Apr 2011 04:48:34 GMT No.11384

LETS DO THIS!

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 04:49:51 GMT No.11385

I've tried this before but one more time couldn't hurt.

Nepeta Leijon!j/9l7oLLcM 10 Apr 2011 04:50:01 GMT No.11386

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Hey, you a brony?
Stranger: horny dude? yup
You: BRONY. Not HORNY.
You: B
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Download the log!

Greyscale !WepByloveI 10 Apr 2011 04:50:56 GMT No.11387

Appearantly, "brony" sounds like "horny"

SmokyBrony!SO3Lkga7CU 10 Apr 2011 04:52:29 GMT No.11388

File: 130241114890.png (11.05 KB, 342x229, chatlog.png)

>>11386
We must have got the same guy.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 04:52:41 GMT No.11389

bump so omegle will be useful for once.

Greyscale !WepByloveI 10 Apr 2011 04:53:39 GMT No.11390

File: 130241121899.png (15.99 KB, 874x221, facepalm.png)

>facehoof

MelodyBurst 10 Apr 2011 04:55:40 GMT No.11391

You: Brony?
Stranger: candy?
You: Nope.
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: You are candy, sir!
You: Explain to me how bronies are candy.
Stranger: you're infecting society
Stranger: because it's not cute :(
You: MLP?
You: MLP ISN'T CUTE?
Stranger: NOT AT ALL
Stranger: Just like Alice is retarded
You: YOU LOOK FLUTTERSHY IN THE EYES AND TELL ME SHE AIN'T CUTE
Stranger: Easily
You: You just need to learn that friendship is magic.
Stranger: looking her in the eyes makes me want to punch babies
Stranger: the only magic I watch is harry potter
You: Those babies are Hitler clones.
You: They DESERVE to be punched.
Stranger: babies that will soon be voice actors of MLP
Stranger: I will punch them
You: Don't talk shit about MLP voice actors.
You: I've had a crush on Tara Strong since GRADE SCHOOL
Stranger: they can all die
Stranger: tara strong is a lesbian
You: Good, I'll watch.
Stranger: you wish
Stranger: i'll kill tara strong
You: Do it. She'll kick your flank.
Stranger: for amplifying your candy
Stranger: you wish
You: She's X-23, Bubbles, AND A FUCKING MAGICAL UNICORN
Stranger: I'll just threaten to burn mlp
Stranger: OH WAIT, i'll burn it anyway
Stranger: bubbles?
Stranger: as in...
You: PPG
Stranger: Oh
You: No, not Trailer Park Boys
You: Well, I had fun talking to you about how funny MLP is and how it's such a great show, but I have to talk to other, cooler people.
You: People who are 20% cooler.
You: Well...

Scuddles 10 Apr 2011 04:58:50 GMT No.11392

I'm not getting anywhere with this.
MUST TRY HARDER

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 04:59:04 GMT No.11393

File: 130241154471.png (18.56 KB, 326x174, Screen shot 2011-04-10 at 12_5…)

How rude.

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 04:59:37 GMT No.11394

File: 130241157748.jpg (20.31 KB, 383x239, derp.jpg)

To back up the whole brony sounds like horny thing...

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 05:02:31 GMT No.11395

File: 130241175176.png (12.25 KB, 489x269, lol.png)

Ok....
This one was kinda hilarious.

The Spangler 10 Apr 2011 05:02:32 GMT No.11396

File: 130241175199.png (3.82 KB, 388x92, foreveralone.png)

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 10 Apr 2011 05:03:16 GMT No.11397

You: Brony?
Stranger: what is Brony?
You: Fans of the new My Little Pony show.
You: It's done by Lauren Faust. She also did Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
Stranger: i dont know what that is
You: It's a cartoon on the HUB.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I see!
You: It's hugely popular on the internet.
Stranger: Really
You: If you're a fan of animated shows, you should check it out!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I love Japanese cartoon
You: Full episodes are available on youtube.
Stranger: Ok,I will check it when free
You: We're watching it right here, now actually. http://www.synchtube.com/r/Pinkiefan
Stranger: My IE doesnt support the website
Stranger: it requires Chrome or Firefox haha
You: Oh, haha. I use chrome all the time now.
You: Well, it was nice meeting you!
Stranger: Me too
You: Have a nice day!
Stranger: have a nice day,too!

Azathoth 10 Apr 2011 05:03:24 GMT No.11398

File: 130241180458.png (28.69 KB, 640x400, Chat shit.png)

I'm kinda mad.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:04:25 GMT No.11399

File: 130241186509.png (77.7 KB, 318x312, imlaughingforrealrightnow.png)

>>11396

Scuddles 10 Apr 2011 05:05:21 GMT No.11400

>>11398
Fuck, I knew it was a /b/ with the butter.

SmokyBrony!SO3Lkga7CU 10 Apr 2011 05:14:18 GMT No.11401

Stranger: butter
You: brony?
Stranger: bro@!@!@!@@
Stranger: Finally found another fuckin /b/tard!!
You: Leave my omegle. I'm trying to find my fellow bronies, man. Jesus.
You: Get some friendship is magic in your life.
Stranger: you mean brownies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 05:14:19 GMT No.11402

Not sure if found brony.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:16:18 GMT No.11403

File: 130241257735.png (304.81 KB, 1440x900, Picture 2.png)

Oceanity 10 Apr 2011 05:19:26 GMT No.11404

File: 130241276602.png (182.86 KB, 1027x729, fluttershy on omegle.png)

I had a bit of fun with this guy, I stopped there because frankly it wasn't going to get anywhere after that.

Butch Glitterface 10 Apr 2011 05:21:31 GMT No.11405

File: 130241289022.png (40.09 KB, 1154x597, Bronies on Omegle.png)

I found one. Dude was cool untill he disconnected.

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 05:21:33 GMT No.11406

File: 130241289197.png (129.79 KB, 364x330, 129953253530.png)

>>11404
I love you so much right now.

sage PurePinkie 10 Apr 2011 05:21:33 GMT No.11407

File: 130241289197.jpg (95.42 KB, 900x509, applebloom surreal.jpg)

>>11403
>Firefox with advertisements on OS X

Soory, but this just hurts me :/

MelodyBurst 10 Apr 2011 05:21:35 GMT No.11408

That's four people I've talked to tonight about butter.

eeeeyup.

Scuddles 10 Apr 2011 05:22:09 GMT No.11409

File: 130241292861.png (52.23 KB, 776x1246, omegle.png)

Maybe I do need to chill.
My inner want to go into maximum overtroll always takes over when I'm on Omegle.

RapidDash!iok1mOe6Pg 10 Apr 2011 05:22:35 GMT No.11410

File: 130241295571.jpg (38.72 KB, 1041x373, omegle1.jpg)

Nepeta Leijon!j/9l7oLLcM 10 Apr 2011 05:23:19 GMT No.11411

File: 130241299949.gif (4.66 KB, 175x240, talking.gif)

:33< all the people talking about butter, I replied with pancakes, bro!
:33< some of those humans respond well to that.

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 05:26:17 GMT No.11412

>>11409

That made me laugh a little TOO much.

Nepeta Leijon!j/9l7oLLcM 10 Apr 2011 05:26:38 GMT No.11413

File: 130241319820.gif (4.64 KB, 175x240, grrr.gif)

>>11409
:33< h33h33! yeah, somepony asked me asl. i responded with this:
"Why? Why do you need this information? Perhaps you hope to identify me as th opposite gender. After, you hope to get me to type sexual words for you so you can clop to text. Is that healthy? No, not really. Go outside."
:33< i only did it once, though

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:28:02 GMT No.11414

>>11409
I thought you would go on how pinkie pie was your favorite color

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:30:20 GMT No.11415

File: 130241342069.jpg (25.78 KB, 396x337, lets tap.jpg)

Heheh

oh well

LET'S PARTY!!!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:30:26 GMT No.11416

no bronies but heres something funny

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: how are you
Stranger: lol herdmind
You: lol herdmind
Stranger: butter fucker
You: butter fucker
Stranger: clever
You: clever
Stranger: i am a fucking twat
You: thats good to know

Oceanity 10 Apr 2011 05:31:56 GMT No.11417

File: 130241351572.png (164.01 KB, 952x733, applejack on omegle.png)

This should not be as fun as it is.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:32:18 GMT No.11418

File: 130241353595.png (506.11 KB, 1024x600, derpyOHSHIT.png)

>>11407
if it makes you happy I just installed adblocker. haha. I honestly don't know why I didn't have it before.

PurePinkie 10 Apr 2011 05:34:43 GMT No.11419

File: 130241368326.png (32.85 KB, 901x548, 22.png)

At least i tried lol

MelodyBurst 10 Apr 2011 05:34:48 GMT No.11420

Bronies: 2
Butter: 5

FUUUUUUDGE

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:34:58 GMT No.11421

>>11417

Well, if what cross that guy mind when he heard it for the first time is lotion, that man is creepy

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 05:35:48 GMT No.11422

File: 130241374796.png (17.46 KB, 586x400, Brony acheived.png)

POSSIBLE BRONY CONVERSION ACHEIVED!!!!

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 05:38:02 GMT No.11423

File: 130241388184.jpg (95.67 KB, 1280x720, Let Me Tell Ya.jpg)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ¶▅c●▄███████▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅|█ ☻ ☻ ☻☻
▄████/B/UTTER█ █████▅▄▃▂
█████████████████████►
You: Really?
You: You again?
Stranger: probably
You: Hi /b/
Stranger: hi
Stranger: TROLOLOLOLO U MAD
Stranger: IMA FUCK YOUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think it was HIM who was mad.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:39:09 GMT No.11424

File: 130241394847.png (74.1 KB, 964x911, yaybrony.png)

Eight Ball!8ball0V94w 10 Apr 2011 05:40:45 GMT No.11425

File: 130241404506.gif (244.84 KB, 314x350, 130134939710.gif)

You: pony :<
Stranger: pony?
You: pony!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Damn it he got my hopes up

Green Angel!slEuTHhKhE 10 Apr 2011 05:41:18 GMT No.11426

This guy was just awesome:

You: Brony?
Stranger: brony? sorry no
Stranger: looking for somepony
You: darn
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
Stranger: im sorry. but its nigh impossible to find somepony like that
Stranger: i've tried :-/
You: oh well
You: thanks for being nice about it
Stranger: yea, slim enough odds that you meet anypony once
Stranger: haha no big deal
You: so long
Stranger: wait
You: ???
Stranger: why so quick
Stranger: what happened with you and brony
You: "Bronies" are an internet subculture
Stranger: oh
You: We enjoy My little pony
Stranger: what are Bronies all about
You: Well the new one anyway
Stranger: ?? for real
You: the others are horrifying
You: Actually its not as bad as youd think
Stranger: are you being serious, there's a whole subculture for it?
You: the community of our website is very friendly
You: it's actually a decent show
Stranger: what's the website
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan
You: You should check it out
Stranger: i will
Stranger: how old are u
You: I myself am 15, Most of us are 13-40
Stranger: whats the premise behind mylittle pony
Stranger: what's so good about it
You: good animation, likeable characters
You: ACTUAL STORY
You: and the community is a huge part about why i like it
Stranger: and what about it seeming so childish
Stranger: how do older fans relate
You: Well there's a character that can relate to just about anypony, and it helps people express their feminine side without being judged
Stranger: are you male?
You: yes, most of us are
You: im pretty sure the guy-girl ratio is something like 2500:300
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats just wild man
Stranger: amazes me how diversified mankind is, and omegle really expresses that theme
Stranger: i love it
You: It's pretty neat
You: Hey, if you go to /pony/ and make a thrtead about how somepony from omegle sent you there, I'll contact you.
Stranger: i just might
You: and i'm sure you'll be welcomed by several others too
Stranger: hey, it has surely been a pleasure. ill catch you later
Stranger: have a good night
You: same

I think we might have a newcomer!

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 05:41:24 GMT No.11427

>>11390
I think you have the right idea

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:41:31 GMT No.11428

>>11407
>>11418
>mfw I can't install adblocker because of some "unsigned package" bullshit

Tinwhistle!KqvkhZRCZ2 10 Apr 2011 05:43:54 GMT No.11429

File: 130241423432.jpg (100.55 KB, 575x1280, omegle1.jpg)

He says hi. Hi, random brony!

Pranky Pie!NoXqUjKGZ6 10 Apr 2011 05:45:07 GMT No.11430

File: 130241430784.jpg (37.89 KB, 919x319, what.jpg)

oh come on!

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 05:46:20 GMT No.11431

>>11426

Psyched.

Oceanity 10 Apr 2011 05:50:12 GMT No.11432

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 20/f/appleloosa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

D'awwww

MelodyBurst 10 Apr 2011 05:50:37 GMT No.11433

>>11424

OH SHIT!

Also, these /b/ people keep quoting really old 4chan memes. I feel like I know more about 4chan than them, and I don't even go to the site.

Eight Ball!8ball0V94w 10 Apr 2011 05:52:28 GMT No.11434

File: 130241474816.png (22.43 KB, 368x697, mfa.png)

Mission accomplished.
Feels great to introduce new ponies.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 10 Apr 2011 05:53:08 GMT No.11435

File: 130241478748.png (768.06 KB, 1920x1080, Applejack wink.png)

Here's a conversation I just had... Too big to fit in a picture but I can provide screenshots for disbelievers if needed.
DISCLAIMER: I've never been to /b/, but I have some understanding of the lingo they use on Omegle thanks to this thread.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hiya!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: SON IS IT U!
You: Father?
Stranger: I have been searching for u along time
Stranger: where have you been?
You: My gosh... its been horrible...
You: I should never have left home.
You: The day I left, I swore to you and Mother that I would make something of myself...
You: that I would change the world for good...
You: twenty eight years later and HERE I AM
You: a train wreck...
Stranger: I understand you son, come home and i can cover you in butter
You: it would /b/ my honor...
Stranger: brohoof!
You: haha how odd
Stranger: a fuck
Stranger: yea
You: I knew you were from /b/
You: alas, I am myself from Ponychan!
Stranger: true
Stranger: sexyness
Stranger: can i still cover u in butter?
You: Small world though isn't it?
Stranger: yea
You: Tell me
You: how do you feel about the whole pony thing over at /b/?
Stranger: it feel kinda weird.. but when u see alot of people doing the same
Stranger: it feel right
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: SON
Stranger: I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN
Stranger: I MUST GO
You: farewell
You: may thine internets
You: be bright and full of win
Stranger: you to, may the ponies be with you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Butch Glitterface 10 Apr 2011 05:53:14 GMT No.11436

File: 130241479400.png (34.66 KB, 1150x597, Bronies on Omegle2.png)

I don't think she was a brony

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:55:08 GMT No.11437

Stranger: horny male looking for horny girl
You: Well, we have horny Unicorn.

Ehehehehehe

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 05:55:24 GMT No.11438

File: 130241492400.png (129.79 KB, 364x330, 129953253530.png)

>>11435

I thought you went to bed....

Butch Glitterface 10 Apr 2011 05:56:06 GMT No.11439

>>11436
HA I got derped

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 05:56:19 GMT No.11440

>>11436
The thumbnail error is so fitting...

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 10 Apr 2011 05:58:18 GMT No.11441

File: 130241509777.png (88.73 KB, 322x322, Happy Rainbow Dash.png)

>>11438
I did, but then I got up and then I saw this and now I'm looking for ponies... but gosh am I tired!

I love you!

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 06:00:05 GMT No.11442

File: 130241520386.png (271.6 KB, 668x688, 129933143282.png)

DAMNIT! I JUST CONVERTED SOMEpony! THEY SAID THEY WERE GONNA GO WATCH IT AND POST A THREAD HERE! But then I lost the conversation... Oh well.... I'm so psyched.

Also they seemed very nice.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 06:01:05 GMT No.11443

You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: horny 16 f
You: You're am Unicorn?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Philip J. Fry 10 Apr 2011 06:01:07 GMT No.11444

kind of confused about the butter thing cause i went into omegle, said brony? and response involved butter. Am i missing something?

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 10 Apr 2011 06:01:24 GMT No.11445

File: 130241528400.png (71.34 KB, 254x267, Big Eyes Smile Rarity.png)

>>11442
That's so exciting Stilla!!

Eight Ball!8ball0V94w 10 Apr 2011 06:01:51 GMT No.11446

>>11444
I'm pretty sure that's /b/'s way to identify other /b/tards.

KawaiiMelon 10 Apr 2011 06:02:51 GMT No.11447

>>11444

New /b/ thing, sort of like "What is OP?" and Omegle COD.

this guy was awesome despite his lack of pony appreciation (tl;dr) Sprinkles Pizzafairy 10 Apr 2011 06:03:09 GMT No.11448

File: 130241538883.png (72.46 KB, 230x268, 130221464268.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
You: brony?
Stranger: ▲
▲ ▲
You: so close
You: but no triforce
You: its ok, you just need practice
Stranger: ONCE AGAIN
Stranger: ▲
▲ ▲
You: fingers crossed bro
Stranger: fuck
You: don't get down on yourself
Stranger: i shaint fail thrice
You: 3 times the charm man!
Stranger: ▲
▲ ▲
Stranger: wow
You: its ok, youre still a good person and somepony somewhere loves you
You: remember that
You: also, are you a brony?
Stranger: what's a brony
You: somepony whos too into my little ponies
Stranger: cant say that i am
Stranger: are you
Stranger: ?
You: yup
You: its a charming show dude, you should check it out
Stranger: i thought they were just little action figures
You: haha yeah, but they started a new show sometime and 2010 and contrary to what i thought it would be its actually pretty awesome
Stranger: on what network will it be airing
You: the hub or something, but theyre all over youtube and stuff
You: you should check the one called "sonic rainboom"
You: it got me into it pretty hard
Stranger: looking into it as we type
You: nice
Stranger: its pretty cool but i think ill stick to charlie the unicorn
You: DAWW
You: its all good man
You: just remember, friendship is magic
Stranger: aight

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 06:03:30 GMT No.11449

File: 130241540808.png (241.09 KB, 2002x1480, 129860236963.png)

>>11445

Yes.... And I didn't even tell them to go watch it..... (directly anyway)
They just said they would...

Also I love you moony....

KawaiiMelon 10 Apr 2011 06:07:17 GMT No.11450

You: Brony
Stranger: dude.....
You: yeah?
Stranger: butter?
You: Pancakes.
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: Brony is Ponychan's version of that.
Stranger: bro too?
You: yep, bro and a brony
Stranger: double fuck yeah.
You: and a /co/mrade, a /toy/ soldier, and whatever you call somepony from /tv/
Stranger: :D

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 06:10:46 GMT No.11451

Is it horrible that whenever I try this, I suddenly go Fluttershy and blank out? D:

The internet is intimidating.

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 06:12:18 GMT No.11452

File: 130241593864.png (14.08 KB, 754x254, yayayayay.png)

Brony fou-

....
Wait....

Scootaloo 10 Apr 2011 06:12:45 GMT No.11453

File: 130241596494.png (32.71 KB, 879x496, omegle 1.png)

Philip J. Fry 10 Apr 2011 06:12:52 GMT No.11454

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hiya! Are you a brony?
You: YES
Stranger: ??
Stranger: Really?
You: HOLY SHIT FROM PONYCHAN
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: YES!!!
Stranger: From the thread?
You: THREAD http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
Stranger: YES
You: YES
Stranger: HOLY CRAP WE DID IT!
You: IM PHILLIP J FRY
Stranger: oh my gosh, pardon my language
Stranger: its Moony!
Stranger: ooo this is so exciting!
You: SWEET JESUSCRACKERS
Stranger: QUICK, SCREENSHOT FOR POSTERITY!
You: UM IM NO GOOD WITH THINGS LIKE THIS!
Stranger: that's okay
Stranger: just post in the thread, say you met Moony and say who you are
Stranger: I'll get a screenshot
You: cool

Philip J. Fry 10 Apr 2011 06:14:36 GMT No.11456

File: 130241607619.gif (228.56 KB, 500x375, ME GUSTA FRY.gif)

>>11454
MOST EXCITEMENT ALL WEEK

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 10 Apr 2011 06:15:37 GMT No.11457

File: 130241613652.png (54.06 KB, 1028x907, I met a brony and I liked it.p…)

>>11454
>>11456
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Phillip and I found each other from the thread! Screenshot is related! WE DID IT!!

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 06:16:12 GMT No.11458

File: 130241617074.png (370.61 KB, 606x735, 129944831694.png)

I can see that...
You lucky devils.......

I've been at it forever with no success... But I peaked some peoples interests at least!

PurePinkie 10 Apr 2011 06:17:32 GMT No.11459

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This calls for a party

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 06:18:02 GMT No.11460

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Here's some

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 06:18:44 GMT No.11461

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>>11460

Flywheel Sparks 10 Apr 2011 06:18:53 GMT No.11462

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woo!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 06:19:45 GMT No.11463

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>>11460
>>11461

Scootaloo 10 Apr 2011 06:19:46 GMT No.11464

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Stranger: brony?
You: !
You: I'm a pony! :D
Stranger: Brony!
Stranger: HA!
You: :D
You: My name's Scootaloo! Who are you?
Stranger: you saw the ponychan thread too huh?
You: :D!
Stranger: hehe, nice, I've been trying less then 5 minutes. the internet is awesome
You: People on this site are mean to ponies ):
Stranger: also..Skootaloo ftw
You: I AM pretty awesome :D
You: Not as cool as Rainbow Dash, of course
Stranger: 20% cuter
You: She's my hero! :D
Stranger: hehe, well this has been an unbridled sucess
Stranger: *plays a rimshot*
You: :D
You: ...:I
You: That was awful D:
You have disconnected.

Macintosh Apple Brony 10 Apr 2011 06:20:12 GMT No.11465

>>11451

Not really, I feel the same way, I just try to be random.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 06:20:41 GMT No.11466

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>>11460
>>11461
>>11463

PurePinkie 10 Apr 2011 06:20:41 GMT No.11467

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>>11462
I'm jelly, honestly :<

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 06:23:39 GMT No.11468

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I found somepony...
But they disconnected...

Scootaloo 10 Apr 2011 06:25:36 GMT No.11469

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I met a unicorn but she didn't want to talk I guess D:

Flywheel Sparks 10 Apr 2011 06:26:34 GMT No.11470

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>>11461
>>11464
HAHA! awesome!
also, for the Skootaloo I met >>31918

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 06:27:16 GMT No.11471

File: 130241683651.gif (15.46 KB, 256x256, I Am Dissapoint.gif)

Why can't I find anypony?

RapidDash!iok1mOe6Pg 10 Apr 2011 06:30:08 GMT No.11473

>>11471

Iknowthatfeel.jpg

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 06:33:57 GMT No.11474

File: 130241723673.png (210.24 KB, 450x422, Victory.png)

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Brony?
You: YES
You: FINALLY
Stranger: Whats a brony?
You: Somepony who watches MLP FiM
Stranger: Yep!
You: Yay!
You: I did it!
Stranger: You know what that means right?
You: Party?
Stranger: YEAH!
You: WOO
Stranger: Who is your favorite pony?
You: Its sort of a tie
You: between all of them
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I like them all but my favorite is Rainbow Dash.
You: Yeah, she's 20% cooler than the rest
Stranger: Agreed. So how long did it take you to find a brony?
You: Oh my, about 30 minutes?
Stranger: For real?
You: Lot's of people who can't read out there
Stranger: Ah, well I'm sorry to say it but I g2g laters
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 06:35:04 GMT No.11475

File: 130241730423.jpg (26.65 KB, 400x400, flava flav.jpg)

>>11474
That was me!

Common!ed1lmJd4A2 10 Apr 2011 06:35:07 GMT No.11476

Been looking for like an hour, found no bronies. Sadface.

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 06:36:57 GMT No.11477

File: 130241741659.png (218.19 KB, 515x719, Salute.png)

>>11475

Pyro!ghO02XuSk2 10 Apr 2011 06:37:29 GMT No.11478

Stranger: Horny?
Me: Mark!
Your partner has disconnected.

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 06:37:29 GMT No.11479

File: 130241744924.png (33.56 KB, 898x428, omegle liar.png)

Omegle sure is a special place

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 10 Apr 2011 06:38:46 GMT No.11480

File: 130241752629.jpg (70.49 KB, 1920x950, 342545325432.jpg)

Hahaha. Look at this fail!

Green Angel!slEuTHhKhE 10 Apr 2011 06:39:39 GMT No.11481

I can now die happy

You: Brony?
Stranger: yes?
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: what with the ponies and everything?
Stranger: yeah of course
You: awesome
Stranger: i cant count to apples
You: I finally did it!
Stranger: lol

Fox 10 Apr 2011 06:42:04 GMT No.11482

File: 130241772413.jpg (378.25 KB, 1500x742, Fluttershy Well Played.jpg)

Stranger: hello
You: hello there
Stranger: asl?
You: male
Stranger: same, sup man
You: do you watch my little pony?
Stranger: FUCK NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PurePinkie 10 Apr 2011 06:42:46 GMT No.11483

File: 130241776661.png (45.79 KB, 900x933, lawlz.png)

Seems like i've met a hate filled young filly here, lol

JoJo 10 Apr 2011 06:43:10 GMT No.11484

I met a brony on there! I, personally, am not one (yet) but thought I'd stop by and say he was pretty awesome! ^_^

Nice chatting with you "Still Apony"!

Fox 10 Apr 2011 06:46:03 GMT No.11485

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You: I watch my little pony! :D
Stranger: 소녀소녀소녀 butter소녀소녀
Stranger: YOU ARE BRONIE!!!
You: indeed, from ponychan
You: I'm the Fox
Stranger: so you are always cute and kind
Stranger: f or m?
You: male that likes listening to the cupcake song
Stranger: ooooh so coltcuddler...
You: ya, sorry
Stranger: and you don't know what to say
Stranger: when i say butter
You: mmmmm
Stranger: shame on you
You: brony
You: >_>
You: I am not a huge ponychan fan
Stranger: pony make you sick
Stranger: but no butter
Stranger: no butter no fun
Stranger: so GTFO
You: D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just want to talk nicely. D:

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 06:46:12 GMT No.11486

File: 130241797291.jpg (9.04 KB, 277x218, oh you.jpg)

>>11484

Nice to see you here at last!

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 10 Apr 2011 06:47:38 GMT No.11487

File: 130241805868.jpg (70.91 KB, 1920x950, 37654767346.jpg)

I guess this counts.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 10 Apr 2011 06:48:46 GMT No.11488

File: 130241812547.png (261.03 KB, 600x605, Twilight Pinkie Hug.png)

>>11484
>>11486
Aw, Stilla you classy charmer you... You got us a new Brony! Only you could do something like that...

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 06:48:51 GMT No.11489

Is anypony still on or am I digging for gold in a coal mine here?

MelodyBurst 10 Apr 2011 06:49:58 GMT No.11490

I met somepony who was a brony, but not "official" as they put it. A girl named Sabrina. I told her to come here, and she said she might! I think this omegle thing is working, despite the 7 BUTTERS I've received.

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 06:50:30 GMT No.11491

>>11488

Oh moony... I had three more potentials....

>>11489
Don't worry... theres plenty still going.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 06:54:04 GMT No.11492

No bronies yet, but... So far, all of my chats have been lengthy and pretty meaningful with nice people. XD Haven't ran into any parasprites or angry /b/tards yet (Although the first guy I ran into was a bro of the "pretty cool guy" variety.)

Let's see how long my luck lasts. XD

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 10 Apr 2011 06:59:22 GMT No.11493

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I just met another pony... who claimed they were in the thread.

He had only one request; he wouldn't even tell me who he was. So to honor that, here it is:

STEVEN MAGNET, YOU'RE PRETTY COOL

DJ P0N-3!Ht2m8UBmjQ 10 Apr 2011 06:59:42 GMT No.11494

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ugh no luck ill keep looking but all i get is butter

ItenaPony 10 Apr 2011 07:00:38 GMT No.11495

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Why does it always end in failure?! *been trying for an hour so far* *has tried before at least five times other days*

I... need...some...positivity. GLASS HALF FULL!

Yossarian 10 Apr 2011 07:05:03 GMT No.11497

File: 130241910284.png (68.11 KB, 1361x595, ponychat.png)

Hullo, all. First post, just thought I'd share this here since I told the other guy I would.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 10 Apr 2011 07:06:06 GMT No.11498

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>>11493
>>11496
I feel like Indiana Jones...

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 07:06:54 GMT No.11499

File: 130241921413.gif (812.65 KB, 286x269, berry freaked.gif)

>>11498

PurePinkie 10 Apr 2011 07:06:59 GMT No.11500

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>>11497
n1 there

The Records Keeper 10 Apr 2011 07:07:06 GMT No.11501

>>11498
OH GODS!

Common!ed1lmJd4A2 10 Apr 2011 07:07:09 GMT No.11502

I've run into a few awesome people, no bronies yet

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 07:08:58 GMT No.11503

File: 130241933852.png (8.79 KB, 305x189, omegle phantom.png)

WHAT THE FUCK

WHILE I WAS CONNECTING TO THE SERVER, as in BEFORE IT HAD ACTUALLY CONNECTED WITH ANYponY, somepony fucking asked me for my asl

Omegle is fucking haunted

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 07:09:41 GMT No.11504

You: brony?
Stranger: pony?
You: exactly
Stranger: I knew it
You: hot damn
Stranger: I think I took a class similar to that in high school
Stranger: learned everything there
You: what?
Stranger: Exactly
You: you learned about My Little Pony in Highschool? AS A CLASS!!!!???
You: holy crap, i want to go to this school
Stranger: Where I come from you can color and get a fucking gold star
You: holy tits, thats amazing
You: do they teach that friendship is magic there too?
Stranger: No just ponies
You: =/ o well that doesnt sound very brony like
You: ok well peace
Stranger: I think you are spelling it wrong
You: nope
You: Brony
Stranger: Gerbroni
You: exactly as it sounds
You: nope
You: BRONY
Stranger: Maybe you should have watched more wrestling
You: maybe you should have watched more my little pony
Stranger: I watched Fraggle Rock
You: but thats still not ponies
Stranger: It traumatized me for life but at least Im not a pansy that watched My little Pony
You: im not sure if you realize the awesome power of the ponies
You: and friendship
Stranger: Educate me
You: it is magic you know
Stranger: Are we talking Harry Potter magic?
Stranger: Or warm and fuzzy magic
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: it's very warm
Stranger: If this is a video of penises goddamnit
You: nope
Stranger: Oh good
You: ponies
You: it will change your life
Stranger: Unicorn powers!
You: fuck yeah
You: when i grow up im gonna be a unicorn
You: it will rock
Stranger: I used to want to be a washing machine
Stranger: And that's a true story
You: i heard thats hard to aspire to
You: not too many jobs available right after you get done being a washing machine
Stranger: Girls are made for cooking and cleaning. It was either a washing machine or an oven.
You: ovens are more practicle
You: be that
You: or a pony
You: ffffffffffffffforever
You: =o=
Stranger: A pink one?
You: naw, im thinking like blue or some shit
You: with like lighter colors for the mane
Stranger: Can my name be glitter star?
You: yeah, thats pretty dope
Stranger: You know because that's a pretty versatile name
Stranger: I can used it as a stripper name for a fall back
You: its quick and easy to say too
You: right right
You: good plan
Stranger: Also Thank you for calling Dominoes this is Glitter Star how can I help you
Stranger: That's got a nice ring to it
You: it almost sounds like your tantalizing the customer into wanting even more pizza
You: the name brings fame
Stranger: You can never have too much pizza
You: never
You: same with ponies
Stranger: I should mention I hate horses
You: alright Glitter Star, im gonna get on to the rest of the internet bronies and see whats up
You: peace and love
Stranger: There are always the flies
Stranger: Peace out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PurePinkie 10 Apr 2011 07:10:22 GMT No.11505

>>11503

Oh noes it's zalgo

Mantrin185 10 Apr 2011 07:10:48 GMT No.11506

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Still working on it, haven't run into anypony yet.

Moony!o0wd6knF3I 10 Apr 2011 07:14:22 GMT No.11507

File: 130241966126.png (226.22 KB, 568x579, Applejack straight face.png)

>>11498
Well... that's awkward.

Yossarian!DchRQR9ztM 10 Apr 2011 07:16:24 GMT No.11508

>>11500
Oh hello. No further luck on the search, unfortunately.

Toastypony!A4dQFPdmKY 10 Apr 2011 07:19:13 GMT No.11509

I did something better than finding a brony: I got somepony to watch it!

You: Hello! By chance, are you a brony?
Stranger: Brony?
You: Fan of My Little Pony Friendship is MAgic
You: *Magic
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: Haven't seen it yet.
Stranger: I was actually planning to.
You: Yay!
You: It'll be worth it
Stranger: Ponycraft 2?
You: Eh?
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJbAT1wzS8U
You: Oh god, I haven't even played Starcraft and this is still so epic
Stranger: I know, it's amazing.
You: You should like, watch MLP now and type your reaction here
You: For screencapping purposes
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: Where can I find it?
You: Hold on, I'll find a link for you
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: Pilot episode, part 1
Stranger: I believe this unicorn sister stuff is my new religion.
You: Hehe.
Stranger: What.
Stranger: The fuck.
You: o.o
Stranger: You can totally turn this into a Zelda game.
You: ...
You: OH MAN
You: I would totally play that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 07:21:05 GMT No.11510

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wat

Pyro!ghO02XuSk2 10 Apr 2011 07:22:17 GMT No.11511

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Finally met one! Woo!
Sprinkle Pizzafairy wins a hundred internets.

BossPony!5bRuvJf/TI 10 Apr 2011 07:22:29 GMT No.11512

stranger:hey
stranger:asl?
me:Hi there. I'm twilight. Twilight Sparkle. What's your name?
stranger:oh
stranger:HEY
stranger:where's pinkie pi? I havent seen her all day
me:I don't know. I saw her a couple of minutes ago with rainbow dash
stranger:oh
stranger:figures
me:I think they were going to pull some pranks they forgot to do on April Foals Day
stranger:Oh ok well if you see her let me know ok?
me:will do
__your conversation partner has disconnected___

åasdasd ,uj 10 Apr 2011 07:23:52 GMT No.11513

File: 130242023286.jpg (15.9 KB, 292x499, asento.jpg)

po hey

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 07:31:24 GMT No.11514

File: 130242068395.png (36.44 KB, 886x338, omegle superspeed post.png)

Haunted, I say

damn ponies won't stay out of my caps

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 07:32:11 GMT No.11515

Damn, I thought I actually found a brony at the start of this one :(

You: who's your favorite pony?
Stranger: i love all ponies
You: really?
Stranger: of course
You: if you had to pick one
Stranger: how can you pick a favorite?
Stranger: give me some options lol
You: out of the mane 6
Stranger: what 6?
You: you know
Stranger: how old are you? hahah
You: 19
Stranger: alright
Stranger: well i have no idea what your talking about
You: That's too bad
Stranger: lol ask me something else
Stranger: and ill have an answer
You: okay
You: how is babby formed how girl get pragnent?
Stranger: lol what?
You: how is babby formed?
You: how girl get pragnent?
Stranger: when 2 people fuck, the sperm and the egg do their thing lol
Stranger: weird question
You: oh
Stranger: not as weird as the first one though lol
You: But ponies are badass
Stranger: i guess
You: so who's your favorite one?
Stranger: i dont know them
Stranger: lol do you have skype?
You: no
You: I have ponies though.
Stranger: you sem like youd be fun to talk to
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ponies are alwways good
You: I agree
Stranger: i dont have any ponies
You: WHAT?!
You: No ponies?!
You: Dear god...
Stranger: none :(

Mantrin185 10 Apr 2011 07:33:46 GMT No.11516

File: 130242082635.gif (371.3 KB, 348x347, 130219857690.gif)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Brony?
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: A brony is a person who likes the new my little pony show. :)
You: Like me
Stranger: evryone keeps saying that
You: Really?
Stranger: like the would do the op thing
Stranger: yes
You: You should check out the show.
Stranger: hahaha my lil pony?
You: Its good, then come hang out at Ponychan
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: The link to the first EP
You: Enjoy
You: :)
Stranger: is this a stoner thing
You: No, it's like an awesome thing.
You: More men watch it then little girls
You: Not kidding
Stranger: are u a guy?
You: YEs
Stranger: i feel like ur fucking with me but the comments agree with u
Stranger: are u pony
You: No, I'm an animator IRL, I love cartoons
You: And women
You: Let me make that clear
You: LOL
Stranger: im not judging
You: Thank you for not.
Stranger: why do guys watch this
You: Good animation
Stranger: what channel is it on
You: Good character development, and I'm not sure, but I have a link for youtube
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: Thats the first rp
You: EP
You: The first one or two EPs are a bit cheezy to be honest, but it is awesome, seriously
You: oops, already sent it to you
You: sorry
Stranger: this is crazy
Stranger: are u high?
You: nope, and I am not drunk
Stranger: this is insane
Stranger: i cant belive there is a my litle pony underground
You: LOL, only for this last series
Stranger: and ur called bronies
You: Yes, It spawed from /b/ as in bronies
You: On 4chan
You: Which went to Ponychan.net
Stranger: 4chan is everywhere
Stranger: i never got inot that site
You: I didn't either, I found Ponychan
You: on google
Stranger: cus u were looking up this show?
Stranger: is that why ur here spreading the word?
You: Yes, from posts on Funnyjunk
You: No, we are in a game to find other Bronies on Omeagle
You: :)
Stranger: i knew it
Stranger: how does shit like that start?
You: The games to find people?
You: With a post that somepony else is on there doing it, which then sends everypony else out there to do it as well.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you said we
Stranger: whos with you
Stranger: another broinyphile?
You: LOL, nice one. Other bronies from Ponychan on Omeagle.
Stranger: i cant even put inot words how crazy this is to me
You: Just a fandom dude
You: nothing more
Stranger: its like you just made up the most insane thing on earth nopony will believe me
You: LOL, I speak the truth.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: its amazing
You: It is, now that i think about it
You: But it's fun
You: and a good community
You: unlike 4chan
Stranger: and its straight dudes
You: Maybe not all of them, but most I would assume
Stranger: man
Stranger: how am i supposed to respond next time im bronied
You: Well, If you like it say yes. Then talk to them, they are nice people.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: well thanks man
You: Or type Brony
Stranger: later brony
You: :) yup, hope you like it and later

JoJo 10 Apr 2011 07:36:25 GMT No.11517

Fun times! It's fun to talk to you guys. ^_^

Scootaloo 10 Apr 2011 07:37:02 GMT No.11518

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You: hello!
Stranger: brony
You: I'm a pony! :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He didn't like me D:

DJ P0N-3!Ht2m8UBmjQ 10 Apr 2011 07:43:19 GMT No.11519

File: 130242139814.png (187.8 KB, 475x523, 130233546247.png)

i havnt met anypony but im linking everypony to pony videos so success?

Drefsab!SUlPJ6PzZE 10 Apr 2011 07:43:20 GMT No.11520

File: 130242139981.png (137.9 KB, 1680x596, PonychanOmegle1.png)

Well, 20 minutes of searching with no luck. I SHALL CONTINUE.

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 07:52:30 GMT No.11521

File: 130242194992.png (210.24 KB, 450x422, Victory.png)

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Brony?
Stranger: A coltcuddler
Stranger: Its practically law
You: Sigh
Stranger: Sorry man
You: Hello /b/
Stranger: Laws are laws
You: Oh well.
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Well oh
You: inb4 'the game'
Stranger: No
Stranger: Fuck your shit
Stranger: Damnit
You: inb4 ragequit
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Totally called it.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 07:52:56 GMT No.11522

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I made a friend :)

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 07:53:40 GMT No.11523

File: 130242202055.png (21.75 KB, 883x245, omegle father.png)

This is so "exciting"

Autumn Sonata 10 Apr 2011 07:56:30 GMT No.11524

File: 130242218888.png (250.74 KB, 720x720, 130124089363.png)

>Mfw after I read people talking about butter I started meeting a ton

Also. 'T least forty minutes to no avail

DJ P0N-3!Ht2m8UBmjQ 10 Apr 2011 07:58:15 GMT No.11525

File: 130242229462.png (174.37 KB, 615x491, @-@ pinkie.png)

one hour and if i am asked asl again i will lose it, sorry i give up

Scootaloo 10 Apr 2011 08:01:04 GMT No.11526

File: 130242246441.png (105 KB, 310x414, scootaloo whut.png)

You: hello!
Stranger: The lights out,
I still hear the rain,
These images that fill my head,
Now keep my fingers from making mistakes,
Tell my voice what it takes,
To speak up,
Speak up,
and keep my conscience clear when I wake.

Don't make this easy,
I want you to mean it,
Jasey. (say you mean it)
You're dressed to kill,
I'm calling you out, (don't waste your time on me)

Now there's an aching in my back;
a stabbing pain that says I lack,
the common sense and confidence,
to bring an end to promises,
that I make in times of desperate conversation,
hoping my night could be better than theirs in the end.
Just say when.

Don't make this easy,
I want you to mean it,
Jasey. (say you mean it)
You're dressed to kill,
I'm calling you out, (don't waste your time on me)

I've never told a lie,
and that makes me a liar,
I've never made a bet,
but we gamble with desire,
I've never lit a match,
with intent to start a fire,
but recently the flames,
are getting out of control.
Call me a name,
Kill me with words,
Forget about me,
It's what I deserve,
I was your chance,
to get out of this town,
but I ditched the car,
and left you to,

Wait outside,
I hope the air will serve to remind you,
that my heart is as cold as the clouds of your breath,
and my words are as timed as the beating in my chest
Stranger: ive always wanted to meet a pony
You have disconnected.

Wait...what?

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 08:01:23 GMT No.11527

File: 130242248303.jpg (20.16 KB, 265x334, My God.jpg)

>>11525
Aww... but I still want bronies to talk to...

HoneyCrisp 10 Apr 2011 08:03:45 GMT No.11529

File: 130242262493.png (25.73 KB, 125x123, 130022564310s.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Butter?
You: brony?!
You: also, pancakes
Stranger: fucking candy
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqsHbKgtwM
You: comon
You: friendship is magnets
Stranger: ill watch this one video
You: fantastic. a brother would love it
Stranger: it is to horrible for me to sit through.
You: well
You: try a real episode
Stranger: i... dont think i can
You: suited for success perhaps?
Stranger: i will try
You: The voice actors are amazing
You: and if you want a nice way to ease into the lovely show, go to ponychan! ponychan.net
You: thats where i am from... originally a bro myself.
You: well i am off to find myself some bronies! if you have any questions, come talk to me here: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html i am usually under the name honeycrisp
You: See ya! And remember, Friendship is magic!

Think we might have a new brony!

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 08:11:05 GMT No.11530

File: 130242306530.jpg (8.79 KB, 480x360, Drat.jpg)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: A wild Bieber appears!
You: Go! Pinkie Pie!
Stranger: Wild Bieber uses Baby, Baby!
You: It's not very effective...
You: Pinkie Pie used Cupcakes!
Stranger: It's super effective!
Stranger: Wild Bieber used Razor!
You: Critical hit!
You: Pinkie Pie fainted!
Stranger: PENIS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Darn I lost...
I feel like Gary Oak.
Except for the fact that I lost.

Also, Justin Beiber is weak against PONY type.

Zeebo 10 Apr 2011 08:12:54 GMT No.11531

You: Brony?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: frendship and magic
Stranger: ALL THE WAY
You: YEAH!
You: PARTY!
You: Finally found a brony after about an hour of searching :D
Stranger: did you see the new ep?
You: Yes!
Stranger: i was expecting the whole thing to be alice in wonderland themed
Stranger: BUT IT WASNT
Stranger: i was so happy
You: Philomena. Totally paraspriting imo.
You: Poor Fluttershy D:
Stranger: ikr
Stranger: shes so sweet
Stranger: every pony should worship her
Stranger: fuck all of celestia
You: She's such a Parasprite :P
Stranger: she is the premium of all the ponies i say
You: Coulda told Fluttershy the bird was a Phoenix. Just sayin'
Stranger: princess celestia was a parasprite and so whas her bird
Stranger: *was
You: Yup
Stranger: they make a parasprite family
You: Bunch of parasprites
You: Luna however...
Stranger: twilight was going to practically shit her pants at the beginning of the new ep
Stranger: LUNA
Stranger: UNF
You: Luna is so sweet. I wish there was more of her
Stranger: same
Stranger: did you lol at the whole "night mare moon"
Stranger: thing
You: Joined the Order of Luna on Facebook too lol
Stranger: NIGHTMARE
Stranger: that exists?
You: Yes!
You: Join it!
Stranger: wholly fuck
Stranger: consider me joined
Stranger: somepony better go up tp laura faust and tell her to give us more luna
You: Yes
Stranger: luna or gtfo
You: Exactly
Stranger: rarity pisses me off
You: You post on Ponychan btw?
Stranger: ponychan?
You: Ponychan
Stranger: SWEET JESUS
You: Welcome to the herd!
Stranger: dear god: yes
Stranger: you have enlightened me in the way of pony
You: We made an Omegle thread!
You: So...Yay! I has done my duty!
Stranger: alrighty
Stranger: continue to spread kindness my fellow brony
You: Friendship is Magic! Welcome to the herd!
Stranger: thank you, and i bid you adieu

Wee! First time actually doing something like this and conversion complete! More power to Luna as well! Success!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 08:13:49 GMT No.11532

File: 130242322787.png (526.52 KB, 1280x800, Screen shot 2011-04-10 at 1_12…)

All I have to say on the matter.

Scootaloo 10 Apr 2011 08:15:15 GMT No.11533

File: 130242331471.png (80.33 KB, 308x304, scootaloo uhhh.png)

Okay no SERIOUSLY when did the universal response to "I'm a pony" become "I'm a unicorn"

Scuddles 10 Apr 2011 08:22:37 GMT No.11534

File: 130242375413.png (164.79 KB, 955x3418, 2omegle1.png)

Telamon is awesome.
Just thought I'd point that out.

Scuddles 10 Apr 2011 08:22:54 GMT No.11535

File: 130242377075.png (195.32 KB, 954x3749, 2omegle2.png)

>>11534

Scuddles 10 Apr 2011 08:23:15 GMT No.11536

File: 130242379252.png (183.04 KB, 918x3664, 2omegle3.png)

>>11535

Scuddles 10 Apr 2011 08:23:31 GMT No.11537

File: 130242380845.png (187.56 KB, 955x3881, 2omegle4.png)

>>11536

Filiecs 10 Apr 2011 08:26:22 GMT No.11538

File: 130242398191.png (104.52 KB, 310x294, 130145945012.png)

I should have saved the conversations but so far I've gotten one Anime fan and one /b/tard to watch MLP. We may have visitors soon. :D

HoneyCrisp 10 Apr 2011 08:29:44 GMT No.11539

>>11538
just got somepony to watch as well. i dont want to post the whole convo as there were some vulgarities about it at first...

Stranger: how old are you, man?
You: there is mythology...
You: 21.
You: guiness in hand yo'
You: and my room mate who is 30 has seens some episodes as well.
You: as well as a few of my friends also in thier 30's.
You: you dont have to be young, its for any age.
Stranger: doesn't it seem creepy/manchildish for a 21 yearold man to be into ponies?
Stranger: like girly ponies?
You: no,
You: honestly.
You: when i watched the first episode
You: i was like, why the hell am i doing this
You: this is so pony- HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO CASH
You: been hooked ever since.
Stranger: alright man, whatever. Keep that shit to yourself in public.
You: i dont
You: and people seem to be pretty ok with it
Stranger: You might creep people out.
You: i know i have creeped out a few, must just find it funny
You: some others take intrrest.
Stranger: Ever see Adventure Time?
Stranger: It's a nice fantisy world without the drugs.
You: Yes, here and there. i understand the appeal but it doesnt suit me
Stranger: Regular Show is great too. It's like IRL with drugs without paying for drugs.
You: i should prolly start from the begining if i want to get it at all, or maybe a certain episode
You: sounds awesome.
You: whats you favorite episode then, i'll give it another shot.
Stranger: which one?
You: adventure time, or "regular show" if that is indeed a show
You: never herd of the second.
Stranger: eh.. **** idk.. they're cartoons off Cartoon network
Stranger: p1rateb4y that shit
You: I shall.
You: and for you,
You: http://www.youtube.com/user/MyLittlePony1080p#p/u/3/W9L2vyN70X8
You: give it a try.
You: its from the same writer as PPG and fosters home for imaginary friends.
Stranger: fosters is good
You: and the animation is just.... daaaaaw worthy.
Stranger: >watching
You: >torrenting
Stranger: I love it it's so happy and nice. >.<
Stranger: :S
You: I know.
You: it's infectiously good.
You: Regular show is looking to be pretty good
You: if not a little, strange.
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Drefsab!SUlPJ6PzZE 10 Apr 2011 08:31:58 GMT No.11540

File: 130242431855.png (45.86 KB, 273x248, PonyCelestiaDESPAIR.png)

SUCCESS!

Kind of a weird one, but at least I found somepony who knows what I'm talking about. I think.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello!
Stranger: "Out in the distance, a man waves his hand"
You: interesting
Stranger: "The man sees that the stanger seems interested"
You: Is he waving to ponies?
You: It should be ponies.
Stranger: "The man hops up on a pony that was nearby"
Stranger: "and go for the stranger"
Stranger: "with a spare pony"
You: So far so good.
Stranger: "The man gets closer and closer"
Stranger: "Closer and closer"
You: and closer and closer, yes, I realize he is getting close
You: Is he Steven Magnet?
Stranger: "Steven Magnet could now see the stranger well enough to recognize him"
Stranger: "But he was still a stranger to him"
You: And I'm guessing the stranger was carrying butter with him.
Stranger: "Steven Magnet though he would go eat some pancakes with the stranger after"
Stranger: "Steven Magnet laughs"
You: Did they spend the rest of their days on Ponychan?
Stranger: "They entered the land of Ponychan to never leave it"
You: As it should be, really.
Stranger: "On their magnificiant ponies"
You: And all was right with the world. And the birds sang from the trees, and Rainbow Dash cleared the skies in 10 seconds flat.
Stranger: "All was happy in the land of Steven Magnet and the Stranger. They ate pancake after pancake"
You: If you're a brony I am going to be very surprised.
Stranger: "Steven Magnet revealed to the Stanger he was a brother"
Stranger: "And that would never change"
You: And the Stranger told Steven that he was an ex-/k/ommando
Stranger: "Steven Magnet was surprised, how a /k/ommando could leave his clan?"
You: And the Stranger replied, "I have been a /k/ommando for many years, my friend. As well as a brother and a /co/mrade, but times have changed, and now I am simply a Brony."
Stranger: "Steven Magnet understood the stranger. He looked if the Stranger had a weapon on him"
You: The stranger was cautious, but replied "I carry no weapon, friend. I come bearing only love and tolerance, and the word of Her Almighty Celestia, praise be Her name."
Stranger: "Steven Magnet praised Celestia with the stranger"
Stranger: "For all the good pancakes"
Stranger: "And all the other stuff"
You: Panckes with lots of butter
Stranger: "The pancakes with lots of butter, yes"
You: And all was right, and Fluttershy carried word of their victory over the forces of hatred and intollerance.
You: And then Pinkie Pie ate fucking everything
Stranger: "Pinkie Pie said -You mad, bros?
Stranger: "
You: And then, Pinkie was paraspriteface.
Stranger: "Stranger and Steven Magnet were FUUUUU face"
You: I thank you for sharing this tale with me, Brony. All shall know of your kind words this day, and Ponychan shall rejoice in the love.
You: Fare well, brother
Stranger: "Farewell, brony"
You have disconnected.

:D

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 08:37:56 GMT No.11541

You: Heya!
Stranger: Hey
You: Who's a silly pony?
Stranger: Ur mom cuz I fucked tha shit outta her

:(

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 08:45:33 GMT No.11542

im convinced that there's nopony left on here except /b/tards and people from india

maybe try again tomorrow

Filiecs 10 Apr 2011 08:46:16 GMT No.11543

File: 130242517494.png (95.96 KB, 1226x1274, 130013597085.png)

OMG I found a Brony!

Brony?
Stranger: yes
You: Really?
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: yes i am
You: Who is your favorite?
Stranger: i like them all actually
Stranger: non in particular you i think like rainbowdash the best
You: OMG
You: YOU REALLY ARE
Stranger: who are you
You: Filiecs
You: from Ponychan
Stranger: oh i thought you were my brother
You: lol
Stranger: i mean it sounded almost exact
You: Rainbow Dash is my favorite too by the way.
Stranger: well i actually said it was your favorite in the first place
Stranger: i like dem all
You: Oh I see
Stranger: too hard to choose between them like the ticket master episode
You: I have succeeded in my Ponychan mission of finding a brony on omegle.
You: and lol
You: Do you visit Ponychan?
Stranger: well i actually dont know
Stranger: i visit the game site but
Stranger: yes i have
Stranger: just now actually ha
You: lol
You: /pony/ has the thread
You: I'm going to post this convo

HoneyCrisp 10 Apr 2011 08:48:38 GMT No.11544

File: 130242531743.png (68.35 KB, 1226x1274, 130041490173.png)

Stranger: butter?
You: pancakes yo.
You: BUT!
Stranger: OH SHIT YES
You: Brony?
Stranger: Brony?
You: SO CLOSE.
You: DAMMINT
You: Looking for more viewers of my little pony.
You: do you...
You: want to watch with me?
Stranger: My Little Pony is awesome, synchtube i assume?
You: OH HELL YES
Stranger: HAHA, i'm Underline in the list
You: Dude. you on ponychan, also, link me to synch if you are in one right now
Stranger: http://www.synchtube.com/r/Yaridovich
Stranger: I'm not on ponychan tho.
You: yes, i was just watching this ep.
Stranger: I saw it earlier today. Repeats, eh?
You: all of them are at this point... cant wait for ep 23
Stranger: I still haven't seen ep 1 somehow lol
You: you are totaling getting capped in this thread http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html

thought i found a /b/, found a pony.

Maxtion!OhSNapztmE 10 Apr 2011 08:49:33 GMT No.11545

File: 130242537234.png (518.94 KB, 720x533, somethingofvalue.png)

I didn't meet a brony, but I had a really awesome conversation for an hour with a lesbian Australian doctor who I think would be my BFF if we met IRL!

Ponychan, thank you for inadvertently leading me to talk to a really awesome person :D

Autumn Sonata 10 Apr 2011 08:52:32 GMT No.11546

File: 130242555213.png (25.69 KB, 107x125, 130127781605.png)

>MFW

Stranger: cheer me up
You: mylittleponyfreindshipismagic
Stranger: yay
Stranger: that actually helped
You: :D
Stranger: i miss the pony threads
You: Ponychan is cool
You: We've got our own board man
Stranger: we do?
You: It's alright,
You: You can come home
Stranger: how d i get to it?
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/
Stranger: yay
You: I'm actually on here because an omegle thread suggested it.
You: Been searching for an hourish
Stranger: lol
You: :D
Stranger: anyway where are you from?
You: Ponychan
You: or /a/
Stranger: country?
Stranger: lol
You: Oh. USA
Stranger: im in australia
Stranger: :D
You: :D
You: I think my computer is about to die.
Stranger: :(
You: D:
You: But srsly. Ponychan man.
Stranger: lol im on it right now
You: I don't post frequently, but Autumn Sonata is what I call myself.
You: Hope to see you round bro
Stranger: i need a name :O
Stranger: ok
You: If you get one, find me. I'd love to talk more. But I've gotta go.
You: ByE!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye

spiritplumber 10 Apr 2011 08:56:40 GMT No.11547

>>11546

The thread, you win it

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 09:05:13 GMT No.11548

File: 130242631345.jpg (95.3 KB, 350x350, FluttershyYay_5434.jpg)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Brony ?
Stranger: Indeed.
You: What's a brony ?
Stranger: A brony is he or she that would give a muffin to those in need.
Stranger: Albeit, possibly cross eyed while doing so.
You: But Derpy's not in need
You: She's a good mother
Stranger: Derpy is the great provider of muffins.
You: Derpy helps all
Stranger: It is so.
You: You from the thread ?
Stranger: Nay. I'm just here for lack of anything better to do.
You: Kewl
Stranger: What thread though?
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
You: I've been at it for 40 minutes
Stranger: Hmmm... so by the rules, we must discuss MLP?
You: Yes
You: Listen to this
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVnPQVYA4zc&feature=related
You: Also who's your favorite pony ?
Stranger: It's too difficult to answer. Fluttershy was my favorite at the beginning, but all of the ponies have been developed so much further...
You: Same here
You: Brohoof
You: Fluttershy is still my favorite though
Stranger: I'm growing so much more fond of Pinkie Pie and Rarity lately.
Stranger: But I just can't pick a favorite.
You: They're all great anyway
Stranger: Aye.
You: But Fluttershy is so Daww
Stranger: Yeah... I kind of get the feeling though, that if any pony snapped and went insane, she would be the most likely candidate.
Stranger: It's always the shy, quiet ones. =/
You: I'm guessing that would probably happen if season 2 if it was gonna happen
You: Cause I've heard that it's gonna include a big bad
You: or something
Stranger: Oh?
You: Yeah
Stranger: Who is your favorite antagonist from the show so far?
You: There's not really many antagonists I guess
You: Hmm
Stranger: Also, does celestia's parasprite bird count as one?
You: It's a parasprite
You: and it tricked Fluttershy
You: :angry
Stranger: I found myself giggling throughout that whole episode. Except for the part where Fluttershy cried. That was... a bit much.
You: Same here
You: I quite liked the ep
Stranger: It's up there, but Sonic Rainboom is probably my favorite still.
You: Swarm of The Century's mine
You: Sonic Rainboom is good as well
Stranger: Dang. Now you have me thinking about ponies.
Stranger: Confound these ponies. They already take up too many of my brain cells as it is.
You: Thinking about ponies is good
You: Especially Fluttershy
You: :3
Stranger: It's true.
You: She's so DAWWWW
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xczDd2_X0DI
Stranger: So del'eh'cate, like a flou'er!
You: Time for Ze Magiks
You: *Theme*
Stranger: I match your fluttershy cheer, and raise you one fluttershy screaming inapropriate things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyBKoEou4KY
You: This is FLUTTERSHY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a9M-5NSTdM
Stranger: I highly approve.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55p_bC4QnQ&feature=related
You: Well I'm off
You: Gonna post it on the thread
Stranger: Take care.
You: Bye
Stranger: It was nice meeting you.
You: Same here
You: You go by anyname on Ponychan ?
Stranger: I actually don't frequent ponychan. I probably should. But I have posted to and submitted a fanfic to equestria daily as Peppermint Roo.
You: Oh kewl
You: I'm just another random anonpony
You: But go as Odgify on any other place
You: Be sure to see you sometime or in ED I guess
Stranger: Aye.
You: Later
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Got one.

Hungry HUngry Hippo 10 Apr 2011 09:09:44 GMT No.11549

Hey, if you're a Brony named Kevin who was talking to a guy on Omegle for awhile. I accidentally disconnected. Sorry.

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 09:11:22 GMT No.11550

File: 130242668177.png (79 KB, 250x393, The Song Of My People.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Brony?
You: Brony?
Stranger: YES
You: YES
You: herdmind
Stranger: >MFW on my second try I find a brony
Stranger: But yes
You: Nice!
Stranger: Herdmind!
Stranger: So how are you this morning?
You: A bit tired, but hey.
Stranger: I hear ya, I am real tired myself.
You: Yeah?
Stranger: Finally got to catch the lasted episode.
Stranger: Yup, working the night shift. On the weekend. Majorly lame.
Stranger: *latest
You: That sucks.
You: lol
You: Who are you on ponychan?
Stranger: I post anonymously mostly.
You: Ah okay.
You: I'm the RED Soldier
Stranger: Ah, I see.
You: Yeah
Stranger: So how would you rank the latest episode?
You: I wouldn't say it's my favorite, but it's definatley in my top 10
Stranger: Agreed.
You: Celestia is such a parasprite
Stranger: lawl yeah
Stranger: I liked her a bit, but this ep bumped her up a few spots in my book.
You: Yeah, for sure.
You: I still like Luna better though.
Stranger: I cannot explain why but I like Luna a lot too.
Stranger: Maybe because she is just so darn cute?
You: Maybe.
Stranger: Not sure if I am annoyed by neurotic FS or love her more for it.
You: lol
Stranger: The Blazing Saddles reference in the Parasprite episode was Celestia Tier, but after that I found her a bit meh. Maybe she needs her own episode here again soon.
You: Maybe.
Stranger: Hey do we have a time for the Season 2 preimere? I wanna know how long I have to wait until Luna-centric episode.
You: I wouldn't know. Maybe ask around ponychan.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yay.

<Bacon Brony>!1xdP0.qEiY 10 Apr 2011 09:15:17 GMT No.11551

File: 130242691704.png (50.85 KB, 244x255, 130218246517.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello stranger :D tell me, what
You: *what's you opinion on ponies?
Stranger: I wouldn't kno about ponies since I own a horse
You: Well that's a shame :( Since I know quite about about ponies...There are MANY different types and they all live in the land of Equestria :D
Stranger: Tell me more =D
You: Well you see they all have different names and traits. There's Twlight Sparkle. She's a unicorn pony with MANY magical powers. There's also fluttershy who's a pegasus pony. She cares and tends to the animals...And then there's my favorite...Rainbow Dash (Who is also a pegasus pony). She is EXTREMLY fast and can even break the sound barrier when she flies
You: There's also others, but those are the important ones :D
You: Oh and I can't forget Apple Jack! She's an earth pony (No horn or wings) but she's VERY strong and can render an apple tree, apple-less just by kicking it with her heind legs
Stranger: Wow that's incredible
Stranger: How do u know so much
You: I am very well studied in the realms of ponies. They have taught me MANY new lessons. Not only about them and their society, but about myself. About how we can all accept eachother, whether we are earth, pegasus or unicorn pony and that most of all...Friendship IS magic!
Stranger: So is this b4 or after u get flank fucked?
You: Hmm...Nope, there's no (As you call it) "flank fucking" involved, as fornication through the anal cavity really serves no purpose.
You: One cannot reproduce like that you silly filly!
Stranger: Ur soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pony it's not even funny

He wasn't very nice :(
Silly filly...You can't reproduce through the flank...

TurniBrony!6az3iZnF.w 10 Apr 2011 09:16:58 GMT No.11552

File: 130242701705.png (242.82 KB, 725x567, Cheerity.png)

You: Hi
Stranger: Brony?
You: YES!
Stranger: srsly?
You: JACKPOT!
You: Rarity is my favorite
Stranger: What's your name?
You: TurniBrony
Stranger: You may not be the person I was looking for...
You: Awwwh. :<
Stranger: I'm looking for a Bro Pony....
You: I am on the Ponychan.
Stranger: But what's your name?
You: On Ponychan?
Stranger: Real name....
You: Oh, that. That's too personal I think
Stranger: How many people visit PonyChan?
You: thousand-ish
Stranger: Damn....
Stranger: Do you know a Kevin?
You: Nope.
Stranger: Can you do me a favor?
You: Maybe
Stranger: I wanted to help a Brony out. I'm not officially a Brony though.
Stranger: Just make a post, if there are any Kevin's on Ponychan who were talking to a cool guy on Omegle, I disconnected by accident.
You: You are a brony when you feel you are one.
Stranger: I feel a little bad.
You: Well.
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
Stranger: Not sure how well that can be sent out to all Bronies.
You: Here's the Omegle thread
You: Maybe the conv is posted there
You: That was the idea of the thread anyway.
Stranger: Thanks.
You: :>
You: How many eps have you seen?
Stranger: Honestly, I'm only aware of the show.
You: I see
Stranger: I think I posted?
Stranger: Can you check?
You: Don't think. FEEL.
You: Did you post under a name?
Stranger: Hungry Hungry Hippo.
Stranger: Relates to a story I told.
Stranger: About drugs.
You: Confirmed post
Stranger: Cool story, Brony.
You: =b
You: But yeah. Want a link to some eps?
Stranger: I'm alright.
Stranger: I just wanted to let somepony know I'm not an asshole.
Stranger: Thanks for the offer.
You: I see.
You: Maybe you'll watch it later then
Stranger: I think Kevin was talking about....Princess Ciales?
You: Celestia
Stranger: Close.
Stranger: I'll let you try and find a real Brony.
Stranger: I'm tired.
You: You're the first I found. :P
Stranger: How long have you been at it?
You: Eeeh, I dunno. an hour
You: Ish
Stranger: I'm sorry to disappoint you.
You: Oh, that's allright. Glad I could help. :>
Stranger: Good luck, I hope you find a true Brony soon.
Stranger: Godspeed.

Well, I helped somepony atleast. And for that I feel good.

Hungry Hungry Hippo 10 Apr 2011 09:20:05 GMT No.11553

Random Omegle encounterer again. Reconsidering the nae of the Brony I met, his name might not have been Kevin. Sorry I can't remember that well, but he should recognize my name being used.

A 10 Apr 2011 09:20:28 GMT No.11554

File: 130242722799.jpg (164.39 KB, 905x594, PonyOme1.jpg)

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 09:22:31 GMT No.11555

File: 130242735009.png (218.19 KB, 515x719, Salute.png)

>>11554

A 10 Apr 2011 09:24:20 GMT No.11556

File: 130242746087.jpg (127.69 KB, 634x286, PonyOme2.jpg)

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 09:25:10 GMT No.11557

>>11556
The image derped but is still somehow completely appropriate

Amazing

A 10 Apr 2011 09:25:38 GMT No.11558

>>11555
see
>>11556
Enlarge and know the MAGIC of friendship!

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 09:27:42 GMT No.11559

File: 130242766239.jpg (95.62 KB, 379x360, Uh Huh.jpg)

>>11558
Haw.

A 10 Apr 2011 09:31:09 GMT No.11561

Drop this into chats that are not a Brony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbXGsysAAk Watch the new My Little Pony series. It will change your life!

A link to the "Art of the Dress" song.

Don't hang around if they get abusive, but the link will entice them.
We shall convert a few neighsayers.

cherry !SundaEd9qU 10 Apr 2011 09:35:36 GMT No.11562

You: 3 months of winter coolness...
Stranger: hum?
You: hang on
Stranger: cool?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyrAkwJ6WsY
You: watch this
You: you'll love it
Stranger: haha random much?
You: im surprised you've never heard of it
You: you should watch some more, like episodes
Stranger: are you into winter or somethin?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCVa8rdyMNY
You: no im into my little ponies
Stranger: no offense but have you grown beyond 5 years old? lol
You: thats just it, i thhink im regressing
You: too much stress makes me go mad
Stranger: if you're 18 and older, this would make you kinda.. uhmm child molesting? lol
You: pffft, i just like the story and characters. its no different to watching disney movies and stuff
Stranger: oh really.. this is interesting lol. how magical? lol
You: wait what is interesting? the episode?
Stranger: no you liking these little kid shows.. i didn't know such people exist :D
You: oh come on, dont tell me you've never watched the lion king or played pokemon as an adult just because of nostalgia
Stranger: nope, i apologize, lion king is a class of its own, that it has gone into all time great history. It's a blasphemy to place pokemon and this donkey show of yours in the same league...

well i tried

Butch Glitterface 10 Apr 2011 09:36:58 GMT No.11563

I have converted like 3 maybe 4 people in about a time span of
...
5 hours
not a single brony
screw it I'm going to bed and trying again tomorrow

Mooshi!Wahoo/v5Bc 10 Apr 2011 09:37:28 GMT No.11564

>>11543
This thread makes me a little sad...>_____> Ya see, my best friend of 5 years REFUSES to join the herd in spite of his obsession with cute things and some of you bronies converted random strangers! He admits Fluttershy is d'awwww and all that, but he will not become a brony. We both used to be really into Sonic in our teens but the fan base of underaged 12 year olds DONUTSTEELZORIGINALCHARACTERS really turned both of us off as we got older. Keep trying to tell him that bronies are actually cool, 20% cooler in fact, compared to the Sonic fanbase. He refuses to budge. >:C

A 10 Apr 2011 09:39:44 GMT No.11565

File: 130242838418.jpg (214.2 KB, 800x800, 130230922565.jpg)

Mooshi!Wahoo/v5Bc 10 Apr 2011 09:41:34 GMT No.11566

Why did I reply to a post? oo...bluh, Opera Mini is paraspriting me again..I did not choose to reply to a post...Dx

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 09:42:53 GMT No.11567

File: 130242857306.jpg (4.29 KB, 133x196, Just Standng Over Here.jpg)

How many of us are out there right now?

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 09:43:31 GMT No.11568

Omegle is throwing captchas at me to make sure I'm not a spambot, I think that means I'm blowing through chats too fast looking for you guys

I don't even want to know how long I've been at this

Butch Glitterface 10 Apr 2011 09:44:10 GMT No.11569

File: 130242865075.gif (849.76 KB, 345x194, 130053369516.gif)

>>11563
>started somewhere around 11 A.M.
>I say I will try again tomorrow
>looks at clock it's 4 A.M.
>it's technically already 'tomorrow'
>mfw
FUCK IT I need sleep.

Maxtion!OhSNapztmE 10 Apr 2011 09:44:22 GMT No.11570

File: 130242866191.png (102.83 KB, 800x595, RDsalute.png)

>>11567

I'm still tryin', but I'm getting tired. Might try a few more, for the herd!

Drefsab!SUlPJ6PzZE 10 Apr 2011 09:47:09 GMT No.11571

File: 130242882861.png (193.95 KB, 648x648, PonyRarityIsNotHappy.png)

>It's a blasphemy to place pokemon and this donkey show of yours in the same league..

DONKEY?!

A 10 Apr 2011 09:51:48 GMT No.11572

File: 130242910853.jpg (172.95 KB, 896x428, PonyOme1.jpg)

Mooshi!Wahoo/v5Bc 10 Apr 2011 09:54:38 GMT No.11573

File: 130242927873.jpg (196.9 KB, 1280x720, U_jelly_coz_i_stylin_on_u.jpg)

>>11571
For their sake I hope they meant the original Pokemon and not the badly dubbed pointlessly censored 4kids version shown in English countries. Cause if they were talking about the 4kids dub..

>pic related

TOOT !TOOTyqlDtM 10 Apr 2011 09:55:56 GMT No.11574

it's 5am, i just cant do this any more

more tomorrow

Paypa Jayz!Vm/en4MfXQ 10 Apr 2011 09:56:14 GMT No.11575

File: 130242937455.jpg (48.06 KB, 528x462, 130079617490.jpg)

>>11572

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 10:01:06 GMT No.11576

are any bronies still trying this, cause i sure am

<Bacon Brony>!1xdP0.qEiY 10 Apr 2011 10:01:51 GMT No.11577

>>11576
I am, no luck though...

Elky 10 Apr 2011 10:02:48 GMT No.11578

File: 130242976734.png (115.5 KB, 902x684, firstchat.png)

>>11576

I am.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 10:02:56 GMT No.11579

are any bronies still trying this, cause i sure am>>11577
keep trying, i sure will

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 10:05:13 GMT No.11580

I started posting as Twilight writing letters to Celestia and the guy played along but he obviously didn't know about ponies and the story became about the princess being raped, having a secret brother, and finally relinquishing her immortality to be with Twilight.

It got a bit risque so I figured I'd give just an abridgment unles somepony wants the whole thing

Meh_brony 10 Apr 2011 10:07:12 GMT No.11581

File: 130243003150.png (131.1 KB, 424x360, mehbroniewithotherslol2.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi there
Stranger: hey
You: b
You: r
You: o
You: n
You: y
You: ?
Stranger: what is
Stranger: b
Stranger: r
Stranger: o
Stranger: n
Stranger: y
Stranger: ?
You: somepony who watches my little pony friendship is magic
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pinkemon 10 Apr 2011 10:08:24 GMT No.11582

File: 130243010416.png (91.52 KB, 200x141, Pinkieshrug.png)

I'm not having any luck.

Elky 10 Apr 2011 10:10:59 GMT No.11583

>>11578

me neither, but that might be because i try to convert everypony i find...

TurniBrony!6az3iZnF.w 10 Apr 2011 10:13:24 GMT No.11584

No luck. I'll try tomorrow.

Cobalt 10 Apr 2011 10:15:15 GMT No.11585

File: 130243051503.png (59.02 KB, 241x241, 13098090578 (9).png)

Tried talking to a non-brony. Casually mention bronies to him, and he's convinced we watch the show because we're into friendship.
mfw

After awhile, I reveal myself to be a brony, then he immediately disconnects just as I'm about to send something else. No time for a screencap. D:

A 10 Apr 2011 10:15:52 GMT No.11586

File: 130243055253.jpg (321.31 KB, 855x1107, PonyOme2.jpg)

Cobalt 10 Apr 2011 10:16:25 GMT No.11587

File: 130243058480.png (58.18 KB, 341x254, 13098090578 (2).png)

>>11585
Wordfilters.

Mithent!YAYPONY0fg 10 Apr 2011 10:18:06 GMT No.11588

File: 130243068542.png (179.89 KB, 472x448, 130238704629.png)

>>11587
Wordfilter makes it correct!

A 10 Apr 2011 10:22:46 GMT No.11589

Try again, I bet I get another Brony.

Nature Blossom?!H0jR4rLOVE 10 Apr 2011 10:25:00 GMT No.11590

File: 130243110052.jpg (6.9 KB, 480x360, Batman surprised.jpg)

>See thread
>mfw
An omegle thread that was highly successful? IMPOSSIBRU!

>I have some fun on Omegle. Lotta hateful people on there.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 10:25:08 GMT No.11591

god damnit, theres almost no activity and i think everypony has stopped trying, and im pissed cause i was busy watching all the episodes AGAIN and missed this thread

if theres another one like this goin on, can some1 plz link me, or somthing,

Elky 10 Apr 2011 10:26:11 GMT No.11592

So is anypony stil trying?

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 10:27:23 GMT No.11593

>>11592
iam, furiously

Elky 10 Apr 2011 10:30:56 GMT No.11594

>>11593
I always get sidetracked; it's hard to keep the conversation on ponies.

Meh_brony 10 Apr 2011 10:33:23 GMT No.11595

File: 130243160343.png (95.64 KB, 316x300, mehbronyinworld.png)

I'm trying, but no luck so far. :/

HandyHooves!k95Xcoemo. 10 Apr 2011 10:38:15 GMT No.11596

I haven't come across a single brony
feelsbadpony

Elky 10 Apr 2011 10:40:47 GMT No.11597

>>11596
I guess this is dying down; i'll be away now too. Good luck to those that are left!

A 10 Apr 2011 10:43:57 GMT No.11598

File: 130243223794.jpg (99.74 KB, 367x329, PonyOme3.jpg)

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 10:47:32 GMT No.11599

i . . . think i found one, but, i cant tell

Mush 10 Apr 2011 10:50:05 GMT No.11600

This still going?

I start with Brony

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 10:53:30 GMT No.11601

i . . . think i found one, but, i cant tell>>11600
i do the same, not much luck

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 10:57:36 GMT No.11602

I'm asking ppl to spank my flank... they either disonnect or want to have sex with a pegasus... also, no bronies found yet :<

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 11:04:19 GMT No.11603

File: 130243345923.jpg (4.29 KB, 133x196, Just Standng Over Here.jpg)

I'm still here. Just putting that out there.

A 10 Apr 2011 11:05:25 GMT No.11604

I Brony?Then either drop a link to MLP, roleplay Luna desperate for any -non-sexual- chat while trapped in the castle, or drop college psych 102 on them to make them feel bad for paraspriting for knuckle shuffle.

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 11:05:51 GMT No.11605

File: 130243355177.jpg (99.27 KB, 640x360, Hmm.jpg)

>>11603
Also, I'm randomly cosplaying as an earth pony named Scotch.

So yeah...

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 11:08:45 GMT No.11606

>>11605
Butterscotch? Twilight Flopple's bud?

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 11:13:11 GMT No.11607

I found 2 bronies, 1 /b/ guy who was pony curious, and a hipster.

Fun times.

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 11:14:48 GMT No.11608

File: 130243408812.jpg (95.67 KB, 1280x720, Let Me Tell Ya.jpg)

>>11606
No, just Scotch.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 11:30:58 GMT No.11609

Stranger: horny??
You: Nah, brony
Stranger: wat borny?
You: Brony
You: Somepony who enjoys MLP
Stranger: ok:)
Stranger: u from??
You: Ponyville
Stranger: were is it??
You: In Equestria
You: Not far from Canterlot
Stranger: which country??
You: Equestria is the country
Stranger: fuck.....really??
You: I think you have to go through the Everfree forest to get there
Stranger: ok
You: Mind the basilisks and monsters
You: Ponyville is the little village just east of there
Stranger: ok.....
You: When you get there, say hi to Pinkie Pie
You: She'll show you around and get you settled in
Stranger: Equestria is art of learnin of learnin horse riding!
You: Well ponies live in Equestria, duh
Stranger: its an horse show event u.....asshole
Stranger: u dumb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 12:02:54 GMT No.11610

File: 130243697443.jpg (8.65 KB, 250x130, Huh.jpg)

I'm just going to take a wild guess and say everypony's given up?

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 12:06:44 GMT No.11611

>>11610
given up on finding bronies? yeah, i just decided to talk to a very polite /b/tard (suprisingly) about why i enjoy the show
i listed the awesome resume of Lauren and husband and it seems to have spiked his intresr

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 12:10:13 GMT No.11612

I'm still going, I've just converted another guy.

On a similar note, this other pony is meh about ponies, but love Harry Potter. I need a ponified potter stat!

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 12:11:01 GMT No.11613

File: 130243745991.png (218.19 KB, 515x719, Salute.png)

>>11611
Well alright then, I should probably get to bed. I REALLY need some sleep.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 12:12:37 GMT No.11614

>>11613
You were good son. Maybe even the best.

Mush 10 Apr 2011 12:13:58 GMT No.11615

File: 130243763865.jpg (16.47 KB, 400x384, nearly lol.jpg)

>>11612
Hmm, that means we need a naturally magic, nerdy, socially awkward unicorn...

Nah, I got nothin'

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 12:19:06 GMT No.11616

>>11615
mayhaps . . . and im going out on a hoof limb here . . . Twighlight?

rossy 10 Apr 2011 12:40:15 GMT No.11617

File: 130243921510.png (36.61 KB, 426x786, bronyconvo.png)

omgomgomgomgomgomg

I just had the best Omegle conversation ever. And I made a new Facebook friend from it.

ANONPONY 10 Apr 2011 12:42:09 GMT No.11618

You: Brony?
Stranger: yes
You: So you watch my little pony too
Stranger: fuck you

Success ANONPONY 10 Apr 2011 13:03:30 GMT No.11619

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Do you watch my little pony friendship is magic
Stranger: applebloom
Stranger: :D:D:D
You: Fuck yea
Stranger: at laaaast :D
You: Brony
Stranger: hell yeaaa
You: From ponychan
Stranger: been trying for hours lol
Stranger: yep
You: Me too
Stranger: :D
You: Favorite pony?
Stranger: Fluttershy
You: FUCK YEAH! "D
Stranger: urs?
You: Fluttershy too'
Stranger: :D
Stranger: what's your name on ponychan?
You: ANONPONY All caps
You: i have no creativity
You: whats yours
Stranger: :3
Stranger: Meh_brony
You: Nice too meet you
You: Favorite episode?
Stranger: I dunno
Stranger: i love all of them
You: me too
You: what boards do you frequent
You: me i frequent /pic/
Stranger: I'm kinda new on ponychan
Stranger: I have a thred in /pic/ tho
Stranger: just posted
You: well theres a lot of nice people in /pony/ but beware of the raids
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I just laugh at them
You: although theres a chance they might get converted
Stranger: converting parasprites is one of my favourite activities lol
You: lol
Stranger: I've made sum ppl here watch FiM too
Stranger: spreading the awesomeness
You: i know
Stranger: =)
You: hey have you heard this
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md2wrXxicC0
You: its awesome
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: :D:D
You: Listen to it
Stranger: this is cool man
You: i know ive been listening it for the past hour
You: welp gotta try to convert others bye

MagentaFlame!NpHAcztVYA 10 Apr 2011 13:20:14 GMT No.11620

File: 130244161291.png (96.54 KB, 945x943, 129875967522.png)

is anypony still doing this? I can't find any of you!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 13:28:31 GMT No.11621

>>11620
Relax brony, I'm still searching. I seem to keep finding the same guy over and over again though.

Shoobie Doo Shoop Shoobie Doo!gzdJaPTsCo 10 Apr 2011 13:44:27 GMT No.11622

Fillies and Gentlecolts, allow me to introduce a man who lied about liking the show in order to get my facebook profile. For some reason.

Stranger: f/m
You: Female
You: Also, do you watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
Stranger: were about are u from
You: Connecticut
Stranger: im from australia im male too
Stranger: how old are u by the way
You: 19
You: Listen man, do you watch the show or not.
Stranger: what type of show
You: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: why
Stranger: Omg do u have fb
You: YOU WATCH IT?!
You: No way.
You: I don't believe you what's your favorite character
Stranger: yes way look on my fb page
You: And yep, I have a facebook
You: Alright what is your name?
Stranger: give me ur name and ill add u and u will see i watch it
Stranger: or link
You: Very cute. Now what's YOUR name
Stranger: true god
Stranger: i watch it
Stranger: at the same time ok
You: ...just tell me your favorite character, and I'll go on your page
You: Simple as that
Stranger: ok
You: ...hello?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 13:46:16 GMT No.11623

File: 130244317630.png (12.02 KB, 108x125, 130244149194s.png)

I managed to find somepony but they disconnected before I could tell if they were from here.

Samonuh 10 Apr 2011 13:53:46 GMT No.11624

File: 130244362567.png (59.02 KB, 241x241, 130144614133.png)

This isn't working

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 13:55:43 GMT No.11625

I've been searching for tens of minutes, only one person who understood what I was on about, he said he wasn't a brony. :(

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 14:00:22 GMT No.11626

File: 130244402284.jpg (4.1 KB, 125x119, 130244197255s.jpg)

You: Brony?
Stranger: kinda
You: Ah
You: What's stopping you from going brony
Stranger: yah
Stranger: myself
You: Because?
Stranger: i can`t hide it!
You: You don't need to hide it
You: Accept it and join the herd
Stranger: u think so?
You: I know so
You: Go to ponychan.net and be happy
Stranger: okay....i`ll try,
Stranger: why are u here?
You: To spread friendship and brony love
You: And meet fellow bronies
Stranger: lol
You: Glad to have helped you out

The rest of it was him trying to chat me up but meh

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 14:01:23 GMT No.11627

You: Which is your favorite pony?
Stranger: Maverick.
You: That's not a pony, silly man!
Stranger: It is. Maverick the pony- saviour of the universe!
You: If he saved the universe, then, what are his powers?
Stranger: Well, he has a side-kick called Iceman and he requests a fly-by. The villain says no, but he flies by anyway and saves the universe.
You: And who is the villain?
Stranger: Russians.
You: But why would the russians want to destroy the universe? They live in the universe!
Stranger: Because they killed Goose and so Maverick attacked and now the only way to kill Maverick is to destroy the universe and the Russians find a new universe.
You: Alas, good sir. As much as I would like to continue this stimulating conversation, I must search for my pony lovers! Stranger... AWAY!

Got weird towards the end there. dillman502 10 Apr 2011 14:06:57 GMT No.11628

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Brony?
Stranger: Pardon?
You: You watch my little pony?
Stranger: lmao not since I was 3
You: Well you should the new series is great
Stranger: Wow...I don't think I could even talk my 9 yr old into watching it...
You: Its made by lauren faust, Power Puff Girls, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
Stranger: Oh....so is there and Emo-ny??
You: No not yet
Stranger: Cause that would be amazing.
Stranger: Black eye makeup...black faux-hawk...leather and chains...
You have disconnected.

ANONPONY 10 Apr 2011 14:10:24 GMT No.11629

Welp i found another brony but then i forgot to copypaste it Im very sorry whoever you are

We discussed our favorite pony
he started with Brony?
and i said fuck yeah so im versy sory for not copypasting it you decided to leave and spread friendship to other omegle users

Im not a smart person

Princess Luna!Moon36VN56 10 Apr 2011 14:10:40 GMT No.11630

File: 130244464055.png (15.74 KB, 212x257, 130194956282.png)

No one seems to understand what mare means..,

Kalom 10 Apr 2011 14:15:51 GMT No.11631

>>11380
Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: are u a Brony ?
Stranger: LOL, WHUT?
You: Brony !!!
You: u don t know who is Brony ?
Stranger: UM, NO.
Stranger: Inform me please.
You: Brony is my little ponny watcher
You: this is popular cartoon
You: we re kinda popculture
Stranger: Where are you from? Omg, lol.
You: ponnyvile of course
Stranger: Are you a boy or girl?
You: boy
Stranger: Oh god.
You: what
Stranger: Can we get married or..?
You: u don t like my little ponny
Stranger: I DO.
You: !!!
Stranger: Do they have tumblr in ponnyvile ?
You: Sure we do
You: we have facebook and other cute stuff
Stranger: Oh gosh. <3
Stranger: How old are you seriously?
Stranger: ;D
You: 666
Stranger: OHSHIT.
You: i know
Stranger: 666?
You: im old
You: ;?
You: :/
Stranger: That's intense.
Stranger: I like old men.
Stranger: ;)
You: :]]]]
Stranger: Me gusta.
You: ok ok
You: but
Stranger: ?
You: do u watch MLP or not :/ ?
Stranger: I have toys, but it doesn't show on TV anymore.
Stranger: ):
You: if not u should
You: lol
You: wait a sec plox
Stranger: I used to.
Stranger: Kay.
You: we re watching MLP: FiM
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4&feature=channel_video_title
Stranger: We're?
Stranger: Lol, okay
Stranger: One second
Stranger: Awww.
Stranger: <3
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/
You: this is our pony kingdom
Stranger: Ahaha. (':
Stranger: You're too cute.
You: ohh thx :*
You: i luv you
You: from ?
Stranger: <3 You're welcome bby. :*
Stranger: From what?
You: where are u from
You: country
You: i poland =.=
Stranger: United States.
You: afff
Stranger: )':
You: so bad :[
Stranger: That's farrr ):
Stranger: That makes me sad.
You: :(
Stranger: I still luv you.
You: i luv u too my ponny sister
You: meh it s strange
You: most of us (MLP watchers) are male
Stranger: ... o.o
Stranger: creepy.
You: yep
Stranger: I'm still watching it.
Stranger: (;
You: :*
You: damn u are so cute ;**
Stranger: Aww , you're so adorableee :*
You: meh i hope u ll watch MLP but i most go :[
Stranger: udnfdui.
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: Dont leave mee.
Stranger: )':
You: ohhh
You: :<<
Stranger: <3 we'll never talk again .
Stranger: i'll watch it forever.
You: wait a sec
Stranger: Ok.
You: u can meet me at ponychan, my name is Kalom ;]
Stranger: mmkayyy bby .
Stranger: <3 (;
You: bb :]]
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html#i215070
You: look at this tread
You: bb

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 14:16:22 GMT No.11632

>>11630
Yes, omeglians are very stupid.

Kalom 10 Apr 2011 14:16:37 GMT No.11633

Success Again ANONPONY 10 Apr 2011 14:18:47 GMT No.11634

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Brony?
Stranger: You know it
You: you watch MLP:FiM
Stranger: Hell yeah
You: From ponychan'
You: Are you from ponychan
Stranger: No
Stranger: But Rainbow Dash is my favorite
You: Me too
Stranger: She's a bamf
You: ponychan is a site dedicated to ponies
You: you should go there
You: theres a lot of nice people
Stranger: This is awesome
Stranger: Sweet
Stranger: B)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Name is Fame 10 Apr 2011 14:19:17 GMT No.11635

If I have to see one more "hiiiiiiiii" response, I'm going to puke.

kalom? gibrds 10 Apr 2011 14:21:45 GMT No.11636

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>>11380
bbyyyy ;) where rr uuuu .

Kalom 10 Apr 2011 14:22:49 GMT No.11637

>>11380
I M here !!!! :]

Sparkling Rainbow!Ahh.pwKxz2 10 Apr 2011 14:26:13 GMT No.11638

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Searching for bronies :(

Kalom 10 Apr 2011 14:31:02 GMT No.11639

>>11636

It s me, write to me :]

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 14:31:24 GMT No.11640

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You: Brony?
Stranger: What's that?
You: Somepony who enjoys MLP
You: The new series
You: it's really popular on the internet
Stranger: no sorry i don't watch itt

Curse these people, they drive me to find more bronies

EvilEnchanter!3GqYIJ3Obs 10 Apr 2011 14:32:47 GMT No.11641

File: 130244596728.jpg (111.39 KB, 1280x800, new brony.jpg)

Yesss, possible brony conversion :D

Tweak!DohWyMMSGc 10 Apr 2011 14:34:04 GMT No.11642

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Brony?
Stranger: ?
You: Are you a Brony?
You: (Somepony who watches My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's as good as I got so far...

EvilEnchanter!3GqYIJ3Obs 10 Apr 2011 14:37:02 GMT No.11643

File: 130244622207.jpg (105.57 KB, 1280x800, ohlookanotherone.jpg)

Look... Another one.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 14:38:32 GMT No.11644

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Uuuh, hello
You: uhhhh brony?
Stranger: *derp*
Stranger: YES
You: WIN
Stranger: Get in
Stranger: Mush from ponychan
Stranger: you?
You: anonypony
Stranger: TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
You: that was fucking quick
Stranger: I have been trying for over a hour
Stranger: Finally
You: fucking shit, you were the 3rd
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: Oh, I guess you need proof of bronyness roght?
Stranger: Right?
You: hahaha, WELL I SUPPOSE
Stranger: OK then
You: Make all of Equestria KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Stranger: Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty and full of Rainbow Dash!
Stranger: Mwahh ha haaa ha
You: Now I must continue on my journey, the Princess is coming and Ponyville doesn't even know!
Stranger: Hang on, Pinkie just bounced over the chat window
Stranger: No dont go!
Stranger: I must screencap this for the thread!
You: BUT WE MUST ASSIMILATE MORE
Stranger: OK :(
Stranger: Squeak
You: *squeeeeel*
Stranger: *derp*
You: herp a derpy herp
Stranger: Agree with me here
Stranger: Lauren Faust is AWESOME
Stranger: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is manly as hell
Stranger: and that Pinkie is random
You: I CONCUR WITH THOSE STATEMENTS
Stranger: I CONCUR WITH THAT STATEMENT ^^
Stranger: Now, attitude and pazzaz?
Stranger: You have those
You: I FEEL SO HONORED
Stranger: Because Photo Finish has arrived
Stranger: We START
Stranger: No!
Stranger: Yesss
Stranger: *snap*
You: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED
You: A BANJO
Stranger: LOL
You: HAVE TUBA
You: WILL TRAVEL
Stranger: Will Travel
Stranger: Oh, this has made my day!
Stranger: I mean night, sorry luna
Stranger: :]
You: oh it's made my morning as well. ameripony!
Stranger: Britpony
Stranger: Fancy a song?
Stranger: Oh Girls, dont you see?
Stranger: When I was a little filly and the sun was going doooooowwn...
You: *dance*
Stranger: The darkness and the shadows would always make me forooooown
Stranger: I'd hide under my pillow, not knowing what to do
Stranger: But Granny Pie said that wasnt teh way to deal with fears at all
Stranger: *so what is?*
Stranger: She said PINKIE you gutta stand up tall
Stranger: gotta face your fears
Stranger: You'll see that they cant hurt you laugh and make them dissapear!
Stranger: *HA HA HA*
You: yessssss!
Stranger: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: Giggle at the ghostie
Stranger: Crack up at the creepy
Stranger: Woop it up with the weepy
Stranger: Chortle at the crookie
Stranger: Andyoucantellthatbigoldscaryfacetotakeahickandleaveyoualonebecauseifhethinkshesscaryhesgotanotherthingcomingandtheveryid
eajustmakesyouwanna
Stranger: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
Stranger: *hahahahahahahahahaha LOL*
You: You win, sir
You: Hands down
Stranger: Hooves down
Stranger: Install your word filter sir!
You: brohoof
Stranger: *clop*
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: want to go and spread the magic?
Stranger: of FRIENDSHIP?
You: WHY YES I DO
Stranger: WELL LETS FUCKING DO IT
Stranger: YEAHHH
Stranger: I GO!
You: FUCK YEAH
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Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 14:38:45 GMT No.11645

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>>11642
I've had worse, keep trying.

I WIN, apparently Mush 10 Apr 2011 14:39:31 GMT No.11646

File: 130244637138.jpg (16.47 KB, 400x384, nearly lol.jpg)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Uuuh, hello
You: *derp*
Stranger: uhhhh brony?
You: YES
You: Get in
Stranger: WIN
You: Mush from ponychan
You: you?
Stranger: anonypony
You: TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
Stranger: that was fucking quick
You: I have been trying for over a hour
You: Finally
Stranger: fucking shit, you were the 3rd
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: Oh, I guess you need proof of bronyness roght?
You: Right?
Stranger: hahaha, WELL I SUPPOSE
You: OK then
Stranger: Make all of Equestria KNOW WHO YOU ARE
You: Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty and full of Rainbow Dash!
You: Mwahh ha haaa ha
Stranger: Now I must continue on my journey, the Princess is coming and Ponyville doesn't even know!
You: Hang on, Pinkie just bounced over the chat window
You: No dont go!
You: I must screencap this for the thread!
Stranger: BUT WE MUST ASSIMILATE MORE
You: OK :(
You: Squeak
Stranger: *squeeeeel*
You: *derp*
Stranger: herp a derpy herp
You: Agree with me here
You: Lauren Faust is AWESOME
You: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is manly as hell
You: and that Pinkie is random
Stranger: I CONCUR WITH THOSE STATEMENTS
You: I CONCUR WITH THAT STATEMENT ^^
You: Now, attitude and pazzaz?
You: You have those
You: Because Photo Finish has arrived
Stranger: I FEEL SO HONORED
You: We START
You: No!
You: Yesss
You: *snap*
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED
Stranger: A BANJO
You: LOL
Stranger: HAVE TUBA
Stranger: WILL TRAVEL
You: Will Travel
You: Oh, this has made my day!
You: I mean night, sorry luna
You: :]
Stranger: oh it's made my morning as well. ameripony!
You: Britpony
You: Fancy a song?
You: Oh Girls, dont you see?
You: When I was a little filly and the sun was going doooooowwn...
Stranger: *dance*
You: The darkness and the shadows would always make me forooooown
You: I'd hide under my pillow, not knowing what to do
You: But Granny Pie said that wasnt teh way to deal with fears at all
You: *so what is?*
You: She said PINKIE you gutta stand up tall
You: gotta face your fears
You: You'll see that they cant hurt you laugh and make them dissapear!
You: *HA HA HA*
Stranger: yessssss!
You: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: Giggle at the ghostie
You: Crack up at the creepy
You: Woop it up with the weepy
You: Chortle at the crookie
You: Andyoucantellthatbigoldscaryfacetotakeahickandleaveyoualonebecauseifhethinkshesscaryhesgotanotherthingcomingandtheveryid
eajustmakesyouwanna
You: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
You: *hahahahahahahahahaha LOL*
Stranger: You win, sir
Stranger: Hands down
You: Hooves down
You: Install your word filter sir!
Stranger: brohoof
You: *clop*
You: YEAH
You: want to go and spread the magic?
You: of FRIENDSHIP?
Stranger: WHY YES I DO
You: WELL LETS FUCKING DO IT
You: YEAHHH
You: I GO!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH

So fuckin close ANONPONY 10 Apr 2011 14:43:09 GMT No.11647

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Stranger: hi
You: Brony?
Stranger: brony?\\
Stranger: lol no im not horny
You: A person who watches my little pony friendship[ is magic
You: not horny
You: it is a combination of bro and pony
Stranger: lol i see.
Stranger: i like it
You: you like my little pony
You: ?
Stranger: lol no
You: give it a chance
You: its on youtube
Stranger: lol okay
Stranger: send me the link
You: after if you like it go to pnychan.net
Stranger: lol okay
You: w8 heres the link
Stranger: it better not be retarded
You: its not it has good animation, wll developed characters, and a decent storyline
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Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 14:43:11 GMT No.11648

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>>11646

Tweak!DohWyMMSGc 10 Apr 2011 14:45:18 GMT No.11649

Ah. That's more like it.

Stranger: hiiiiiiii
You: Hi
You: Brony?
Stranger: what?
You: Are you a Brony?
Stranger: no
You: (A fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Stranger: ohhh then YES
You: COME HUG ME BRO!
Stranger: *BIG BRO HUG*
You: I've been looking for other fans for ages :D
You: This calls for a party, no?
Stranger: hell yeaaa
You: Do you mind if I post this on Ponychan once we're done talking?
Stranger: hahah go ahead
You: Cool
You: Before that, who's your favourite character?
Stranger: ahahaha ya
Stranger: you?
You: Fluttershy. Who's yours, though?
Stranger: cool hahah i know
You: OK, then...
You: Favourite episode, perhaps?
Stranger: haha me too
You: I am confuse now. Bye.

Stranger, you so crazy...

purplechan!!IyZQx2ZGL5 10 Apr 2011 14:49:56 GMT No.11650

hahahhaha, i have to contribute this :D

You: hey pony! :D
Stranger: duuuhhhh hello
Stranger: :o
You: :3
Stranger: :$
You: derp
Stranger: i win.
Stranger: herp
You: nono coz
You: the game
You: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah :D
Stranger: I JUST LOST THE GAME -__-
You: because of a brony :D
Stranger: facepalm -__-

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 14:52:25 GMT No.11651

You: Brony?
Stranger: yes
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
You: So you watch my little pony too, eh?
Stranger: fuck u
You: That's not nice.
Stranger: who the fuck watches my lil pony?
You: I do, so do many of my fellow bronies on the internet.
Stranger: m or f?
You: Male. :)
Stranger: die in hell faget

So much hate.

EvilEnchanter!3GqYIJ3Obs 10 Apr 2011 14:53:53 GMT No.11652

>>11649
Did you just meet the child of Pinkie Pie and Derpy, or something O_o

InquisitorMatthew!Goldz8yV1E 10 Apr 2011 14:54:41 GMT No.11653

File: 130244728094.png (81 KB, 380x315, 129982756057.png)

Somepony just said "I'm a friend of the Doctor. I'm going back to Tardis."
I typed in "MLP has a Dr. Who, you know."
As I hit send, he disconnected and I lost it.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 14:55:16 GMT No.11654

Stranger: hi girl do you wanna see my dick :D
You: Hi brony
You: Not really
You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: what is that
You: (a person who likes My Little Pony Friendship is Magic)
Stranger: :d
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EvilEnchanter!3GqYIJ3Obs 10 Apr 2011 14:59:22 GMT No.11655

I'm closing in. I MIGHT get us another brony. He's kind of a neigh-sayer, but he said he'll check it out ;D I also showed him The Pinkie Pie Compilation. Looking forward to his reaction.

Pony tail!trW4.i1Gd6 10 Apr 2011 15:00:25 GMT No.11656

why the hell everypony thinks that Brony mean horny?

Princess Luna!Moon36VN56 10 Apr 2011 15:05:26 GMT No.11657

File: 130244792628.png (101.34 KB, 502x362, LunaAnnoyed.png)

Stranger: asl
You: 1012/Mare/Canterlot
Stranger: So you a guy?
You: Yes, My finger slipped halfway across the keyboard, sorry
Stranger: Its k lol
>mfw

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 15:11:13 GMT No.11658

Stranger: hey
You: Brony?
Stranger: asl
You: 20/f/ponyville
Stranger: oh whats up
You: Not much
You: chilling, spreading friendship
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so were u at
You: Ponyville
Stranger: oh so what are u doing
You: Watching MLP
Stranger: oh u sound hot
You: MLP is more hot
You: And awesome
You: You should watch it
Stranger: i do some times
You: Which is your favourite pony?
Stranger: u
You: Silly I'm not a pony
You: I meant from the show
Stranger: i can ride u
You: wut
Stranger: noting so u like bass ball right
You: No I like MLP
Stranger: u like bass ball
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>mfw

Mush 10 Apr 2011 15:18:29 GMT No.11659

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Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 15:31:03 GMT No.11660

You: hey
You: you a brony?
Stranger: hey:)
Stranger: no
Stranger: brony?
You: Bro pony
Stranger: NO!
You: wat why
You: Ponies are cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pony tail!trW4.i1Gd6 10 Apr 2011 15:35:23 GMT No.11661

are there any brony on this site :D?

Butch Glitterface 10 Apr 2011 15:36:14 GMT No.11662

File: 130244977426.jpg (182.75 KB, 780x906, HeroSpikeIsHero.jpg)

Ok I'm back for round two!
Let Do This!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 15:36:27 GMT No.11663

Still looking, only had one brony in the last hour so far.

Rainy Days 10 Apr 2011 15:36:42 GMT No.11664

>>11656
It's because the b and the r next to each other kind of form into what looks a h, and it looks misspelled form of horny.
Combine this with the expected language skills of people that browse Omegle regularly.
Then that's it.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 15:49:19 GMT No.11665

Stranger: who are you?
You: A brony.
Stranger: what's a brony?
You: Somepony who watches My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: you're sick
Stranger: you're sick in the head
You: It's a good show, man.
Stranger: i don't think so
Stranger: i think different
You: Ponies getting into all kinds of wacky hyjinks.
Stranger: i don't think
Stranger: my mother is your son
Stranger: lol
You: How does that work.
Stranger: i would watch if they were bunnies instead of ponies
Stranger: i don't care for ponies
Stranger: not my thing
You: There's bunnies in the show, man.
You: Is that not good enough for you?
Stranger: are you for real??
Stranger: man, i need to watch it
You: Yeah, man. Shall I give you a link?
You: It's on youtube.
Stranger: sure
You: One moment.
Stranger: hurry up... i can't wait
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwM9l33M_g4
You: look man
You: there's a bunny
You: at the start
Stranger: if it's rickroll i am gonna mindfuck you
Stranger: seriously
You: It's not, yo.
Stranger: there are mouses too!!!
Stranger: aww
You: is it not amazing
Stranger: i see a bunny!
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: it's ... beautiful!
You: now i must go, sir!!! enjoy your ponies!!

possible pony convert

Pony tail!trW4.i1Gd6 10 Apr 2011 15:50:19 GMT No.11666

no brony so far... :(

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 15:55:16 GMT No.11667

I think I converted this girl but she asked for MSN and stuff so not sure if she's a keeper.

Butch Glitterface 10 Apr 2011 15:58:25 GMT No.11668

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HELL YES
I finaly found one!

FRiNKEL!BUIzeLuZoI 10 Apr 2011 16:06:54 GMT No.11669

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Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 16:09:24 GMT No.11670

File: 130245176430.jpg (8.71 KB, 189x192, WAT.jpg)

You: Brony?
Stranger: Hillenburg denied that SpongeBob was pony in 2002 when SpongeBob's popularity with pony men grew.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 16:17:08 GMT No.11671

You: Brony?
Stranger: not the coltcuddler pony/ bro guy again!

I have the feeling he encountered one of you gentlemen.

FRiNKEL!BUIzeLuZoI 10 Apr 2011 16:20:41 GMT No.11672

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: horny?
You: No, not horny.
You: BRONY.
Stranger: oh:(
Stranger: what that?
You: It's somepony who watches My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

;_; Why the profanity?

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 16:23:08 GMT No.11673

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You: brony?
Stranger: Allons-y?
You: what
You: Is that you Doctor?
Stranger: Yes, is that you Rose?
Stranger: Martha?
You: Nah
Stranger: Donna?
Stranger: Mickey?
You: This is Derpy
Stranger: Herpy?
You: No Depry
You: *derpy
You: Your new companion
You: As you travel Equestria
Stranger: How could I forget you.
Stranger: Sorry about that!
You: Want a muffin?
Stranger: Oh yes please.
You: Here you go *hands over*
Stranger: *Scoffs* thanks ^^
You: ^^
You: Wait till the guys at ponychan see this
Stranger: Oh yes.
You: They're big fans of us
You: And finding bronies
Stranger: I want mah cookies though :(
You: Ask Pinkie Pie
You: I just do muffins
Stranger: That doesn't sound like a bad idea.
You: Ye
You: You're always running around Ponyville doing stuff
You: You should stop and talk once in a while
Stranger: I'll do that tomorrow.
Stranger: As for now, I'm busy busy busy right now.
You: Busy busy busy busy?
You: What happen?
Stranger: Planets to save.
Stranger: Aliens to stop.
Stranger: And lots of running to be done.
You: But Doctor
You: You regenerated into a pegasus
You: Like me
You: Remember?
You: Unless you regenerated again
Stranger: I'm very forgetful these days you see.
You: That's usually my job
You: Also Pierce asks if you brought him any balloons
Stranger: I didn't,I brought fezzes and bow ties though..
You: Aww Pierce wanted balloons
You: Oh well
You: So what aliens you fighting this time?
Stranger: The Hath.
You: Ooo
Stranger: Well, I've fought them before you see...?
You: Oh yea
You: With whatsername
Stranger: Donna and Jenny.
You: Weird names
Stranger: You have a point, but thats not the point.. They both helped me defeat the Hath, but that's what we though..
Stranger: *thought
You: oo
You: I'd like to help but these letters don't deliver themselves
You: Come pick me up later ok
You: I'll need help preparing for winter wrap up
Stranger: I shall just do that!
You: Yay
You: I love adventures
You: Even if I can't see them properly

THIS IS STILL GOING ON AND ITS AMAZING

Amonisis!se/xGmYaM. 10 Apr 2011 16:25:39 GMT No.11674

File: 130245273934.png (19.93 KB, 912x373, omegle.png)

i found a female brony, and she went away. it made me a sad pony

Elisabeak 10 Apr 2011 16:33:07 GMT No.11675

File: 130245318771.jpg (62.25 KB, 533x699, Capture.jpg)

found my first recruit!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 16:36:13 GMT No.11676

>>11673

Part two

Stranger: You're one of the best.
Stranger: So I don't see why I wouldn't want to bring you along with me.
Stranger: Enough said. ^^
You: Haha
You: You said you were on a break remember
You: Rest of the universe needs help too
You: Not just us ponies
Stranger: I keep forgetting things. :/
Stranger: I'm at that age.
Stranger: If you don't remember I am, 906! :P
You: Oh yeah
You: Then you gotta subtract pony years
Stranger: I'm bad when it comes to maths.
You: heh
You: Like that time with the titanic
You: You calculated everything
You: And then Pierce turned up
You: Sooo funny
Stranger: Oh yeah!
You: Ye
You: Even though people died :( that was sad
You: Ok Doc I posted this on ponychan
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html#11673
Stranger: I hate it when that happens. :'(
You: But everypony knows you already
You: You walk around ponyville all day
You: And have so many friends
You: Don't you like them?
Stranger: Of course I like them.
Stranger: If I didn't like them, they wouldn't be my friends, now would they?
You: oh yea
Stranger: It's better to have true friends than it is to have friends who aren't there for you.
Stranger: Don't know why I just said that.. :L
You: Ohh I get it
You: You miss us :D
Stranger: Of course I do.
Stranger: You're so silly sometimes.. :o
You: That's me
Stranger: But then again, everypony can have their extremely silly moments.
You: I know right
Stranger: (Y) Yes.
You: Ok well duty calls
You: Boss will get mad at me if I miss a couple hundred more letter by today
You: Take care Doctor
Stranger: Oh, well till tomorrow.. ~
Stranger: I shall try to, as for you..
Stranger: Have fun with the letters
You: Roger that
Stranger: Ciao!
You: Byeeee
Stranger: <33
You have disconnected.

FRiNKEL!BUIzeLuZoI 10 Apr 2011 16:43:28 GMT No.11677

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Sup
You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: yessssssssss
You: Fuck yeah
Stranger: and you?
You: I'm a brony
You: Who's your favorite pony?
Stranger: carla
You: Haven't seen her.
You: My favorite's Rainbow Dash.
Stranger: cool
You: Which one is your favorite episode?
Stranger: all of it
You: There has to be a favorite one you have
Stranger: i love pokemons
Stranger: pikachuuuuu!!
You: Cool
You: But let's get back on topic.
You: I'm guessing you were mistaken on the definition of "brony".
You: Brony is nowheres related to horny.
You: Bronies watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
You: Just wanted to make sure we're both on the same track :P
Stranger: i will chack
Stranger: check
You: Ok
Stranger: i prefer happy three friends
Stranger: pshcho animals!
You: Happy Tree Friends?
You: That's a fun show
Stranger: yes
You: But you should seriously try watching My Little Pony
Stranger: ok
Stranger: iam waching know
You: Alright
Stranger: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic
You: I used KYM to originally find out about MLP: FiM
Stranger: <rickroll-type site>
Stranger: did you watch this show?
You: The URL you provided or My Little Pony?
Stranger: it is my little pony
You: I watch it.
You: The first three episodes aren't that great
Stranger: yes
You: but once you get into the later episodes it gets awesome
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I'm only 14
Stranger: male?
You: Yeah
Stranger: you will be pony son..
Stranger: sorry
You: ...
Stranger: <rickroll-type site>
You: Tell that to the whole imageboard of people who are over 18, straight, and watch MLP: FiM.
Stranger: watch this show
You: It doesn't interest me.
Stranger: you know
Stranger: just copy and paste it to your adress bar
You: Sorry, but I know that's going to take me to some lemonparty-related site
You: I'm not interested in that type of thing
Stranger: no men
Stranger: i am not a spam
Stranger: i just offering
You: Give up on the URL thing
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: my little pony!!!!
Stranger: it is awesome
Stranger: i am watching fim
You: Awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Possible convert.

Butch Glitterface 10 Apr 2011 16:54:03 GMT No.11678

I found another Brony this time from here!
I didn't feel like screencapping
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello
Stranger: hi :D
Stranger: what's up?
You: not much
You: just looking for bronies
Stranger: bronies?
You: yes
Stranger: i've met them once
You: cool
Stranger: they fixed my mustache
You: You mustache looks just fabulous now
Stranger: yeas that's so truuuuueeee :D:D
You: is your name by any chance Steven
Stranger: the fabosous Steve Magnet to be exact :D
You: Amazing
You: I found THE steven magnet
Stranger: and you are?
You: Butch Glitterface
Stranger: never heard of yu
You: yeah I'm new
You: so you heard about the thread on ponychan
Stranger: of course :D
You: Amazing!
You: we should PARTY!
Stranger: YAY!
Stranger: we need a pinkie for that
You: MUFFINS FOR EVERYpony
You: yeah we do
You: dang
Stranger: i heard that the last time pinkie prepared muffins for everypony ponyville had some serious health problem :(
You: oh don't remind me I still have nightmares
You: I thought we could get derpy to give us some
Stranger: we could :D
Stranger: sooo
You: Party on?
Stranger: yeeeup
You: YEAAAAH!
Stranger: this is our oficial soundtrack for the party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PZbL_-jjU
You: Awesome :D
Stranger: so, you are the first pony in about a hour of searching...
Stranger: and you?
You: second pony in about this is my second day of searching
You: I stayed up till 4 A.M. last night and got nowhere fast
Stranger: hahaha, you have a lot of patience
You: I wouldn't call it patience more like so frustrated he can't sleep
Stranger: that's a shame
Stranger: you really need a party
You: yeah I get angry when tired
You: but now I'm all smiles and rainbows
Stranger: 20% more cool
You: yeah all i needed was some sleep
You: well i got to find more bronies
Stranger: me too
Stranger: see this screen on ponychan :D
Stranger: bye
You: will do
You: see ya
You: FOR THE HERD

Sopada 10 Apr 2011 16:59:34 GMT No.11679

File: 130245477461.jpg (86.38 KB, 1439x592, Capture.jpg)

We Had A long conversation

Philip J. Fry 10 Apr 2011 17:14:01 GMT No.11680

File: 130245564139.gif (15.62 KB, 352x458, fry.gif)

SECOND SUCCESS, but less than the first
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: HEyyy
You: brony?
Stranger: what's up?
Stranger: brony
Stranger: a bit yeh
You: REALLY
Stranger: Mhm
You: good enough
Stranger: ;;
Stranger: Are you brony?
You: YES
You: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE
Stranger: Ehm
Stranger: I dunno
You: rainbowdash
Stranger: So many to choose from
Stranger: Like i mean
Stranger: There Is a fight in my head lol
Stranger: ehm let's see
You: Pinkie pie?
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: I hate her
Stranger: >_>
You: SCOOTALOO
You: APPLEBLOOM OR JACK
Stranger: we are talking about my little pony right? Cause I don't wanna sidetrack :D
You: yes
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: good :D
You: twilight
You: fluttershy?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: Was about to say fluttershy
Stranger: or rarity
You: COOL
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: I know right
You: I was told to do this in a thread
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.htm

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 17:15:15 GMT No.11681

is this still going on, cause i gave up at 2 am atfter a long argument with some anon about why MLP is awesome, and would love to keep trying if there are stull ppl at it

Kenzpony 10 Apr 2011 17:16:05 GMT No.11682

You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: wtf is that
You: A person who loves magic and friendship.
You: And ponies.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 17:19:02 GMT No.11683

You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: yes
You: Quick test; what's a brony?
Stranger: Brony [ˈbrɔnɨ] is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Krzyżanów, within Kutno County, Łódź Voivodeship, in central Poland.[1] It lies approximately 12 kilometres (7 mi) south of Kutno and 40 km (25 mi) north of the regional capital Łódź.
The village has a population of 80.

Triscy 10 Apr 2011 17:22:17 GMT No.11684

File: 130245613705.png (28.42 KB, 893x472, notbrony.png)

So far this is all I've had as results, other than one rather vulgar conversation which I will not post(especially considering I lost it anyway).

Mush 10 Apr 2011 17:23:56 GMT No.11685

File: 130245623629.jpg (68.53 KB, 666x750, Epic Pinkie.jpg)

2 and a half hours since I last jackpotted

Stopped. May try again later.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 17:28:01 GMT No.11686

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Stranger: yea
You: Quick test! What's a brony?
Stranger: Thata unicorn
You: Hmmm.
You: You're somewhat close.
You: Guess again!
Stranger: a brown unicorn
You: Nope.
Stranger: drljaca
You have disconnected.

Thought I had one here. :(

Triscy 10 Apr 2011 17:39:54 GMT No.11687

File: 130245719449.jpg (96.79 KB, 600x600, 129987851459.jpg)

Scratch my last post. SUCCESS!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: eh
You: By any chance do ye be a brony?
Stranger: ey yee, what be a brony?
You: Generally, a fan of My Little Pony; more specifically a fan of the latest generation, Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: But of course.
You: You are?
Stranger: Obviously, who isn't.
You: Well, some people are. But we just gotta love and tolerate the shit outta 'em
You: aren't*
Stranger: Yes, how old are you?
You: 16; Male. You?
Stranger: 14; female.
You: XD Female bronies are so rare.
You: Rarity. :3
Stranger: rarity is key!:D
You: Yes. She also knows the difference between complaining and whining.
Stranger: fuck yes!(:
You: You happen to be from the Ponychan thread?
Stranger: obvs.
You: Excellent.
You: Just confirming
You: I'm like that.
You: So favorite pony?
Stranger: cool(:
Stranger: Twilight Sparkle.
Stranger: you?
You: Fluttershy, followed by a tie between everypony. I'm actually Fluttershy on http://www.rainbowdash.net/
You: First member to join.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: COOL
You: It's like twitter, only actually fun.
Stranger: I never liked twitter.
You: Same.
You: But I love rainbowdash.net
You: It's the ponies
You: They make it awesome.
Stranger: omg yesss.
You: You should join the site. It's always nice to get another brony friend.
Stranger: Maybe I will!
You: If you do, type something to @fluttershy saying Hi. XD
Stranger: It wont let me open it on my computer D:
Stranger: </3333
You: D'aww...
Stranger: I have to go!:(
You: Alright
You: Nice chattin'
Stranger: nice meeting you!(:

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 17:49:43 GMT No.11688

Stranger: hii
You: brony?
Stranger: yes
You: pop quiz, what is a brony?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: xD
haha
You: awww, and i thought i had one
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im male
Stranger: lol
You: i am off to find more bronies
Stranger: how old?
Stranger: no
You: awwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Stranger: wait

Trixie (Takisawesome) !9Y9777777c 10 Apr 2011 17:55:55 GMT No.11689

File: 130245815532.png (47.76 KB, 856x343, First one.png)

I found one :D Gonna see if i find more

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 17:56:00 GMT No.11690

File: 130245815950.png (27.75 KB, 891x476, mlpomegle.png)

does this count?

Trixie (Takisawesome) !9Y9777777c 10 Apr 2011 17:56:36 GMT No.11691

File: 130245819625.png (47.76 KB, 856x343, First one.png)

FFFFF its went wrong, here it goes again

Trixie (Takisawesome) !9Y9777777c 10 Apr 2011 17:57:23 GMT No.11692

>>11691
And ignore Steve magnet thumb, the real pic is a chat

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 18:09:30 GMT No.11693

File: 130245896946.png (189.09 KB, 485x350, 130111594824.png)

This is crazy how many new bronies we are making. THIS IS LIKE A BRONY OUTREACH PROGRAM

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 18:11:15 GMT No.11694

File: 130245907514.png (98.36 KB, 530x360, 130245702902.png)

>>11693
One of many outreaches, soon we will have more for the herd

Starlight 10 Apr 2011 18:50:05 GMT No.11695

File: 130246140583.jpg (70.92 KB, 573x583, Ã¶Ã¶Ã¶Ã¶Ã¶Ã¶.jpg)

Where is everypony? I've spent so much time looking for you..

Pony tail!trW4.i1Gd6 10 Apr 2011 18:51:20 GMT No.11696

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
You: are you a brony?
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: U mean horny nd no
You: no
You: i mean brony
You: not horny
You: why the hell you guys always thinks about sex
You: AND NEVER FRIENDSHIP
Stranger: Wht is brony
You have disconnected.

Black Butterfly!Tjqw8oY5fY 10 Apr 2011 18:52:51 GMT No.11697

So far, not very much success, except one person who is actually probably watching ep 2 at the moment. Maybe we'll see them.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 18:55:29 GMT No.11698

im still lookin
so dont give up hope

Pony tail!trW4.i1Gd6 10 Apr 2011 18:58:55 GMT No.11699

Stranger: hi!
You: hi
You: :D
Stranger: what is love?
You: baby don't hurt me
You: don't hurt me
You: no more
Stranger: oh na na na. what's my name?
Stranger: oh na na. what's my name?
Stranger: Are you dumb?
You: who's a silly pony?
You: who is
You: you is
You: is applejack!
You have disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 18:59:26 GMT No.11700

File: 130246196544.png (230.04 KB, 660x576, you-made-fluttershy-happy.png)

Possible convert?

You: Hi.
You: Ponies?
Stranger: no..
You: You should totally watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's awesome.
Stranger: owhh..
Stranger: the ponies..
Stranger: they so cute.
You: Yes!
Stranger: ur a female..
You: Male.
Stranger: ??
You: I'm a dude.
You: The latest generation is created by Lauren Faust, who also worked on Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
Stranger: what??
Stranger: a dude like ponies..??
You: I know it's counterintuitive, but... well, see for yourself.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiWmGnXvOR8
You: That's part 1 of the pilot.
Stranger: intereting..
You: This is what children's television looks like when the creator respects their audience, rather than talking down to them. Sesame Street or Mr. Rogers, rather than Barney or Spongebob.
Stranger: what an intersting hobbies..
You: Indeed.
Stranger: age??
You: 24.
Stranger: wow..
Stranger: u r very cool.
You: Thanks. :)
You: Come to ponychan.net sometime.
Stranger: okay..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

StarshineSprint!tHTtwyLr4M 10 Apr 2011 19:00:05 GMT No.11701

File: 130246200544.png (8.84 KB, 366x137, AwwwMegle.png)

This happened.

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 19:00:57 GMT No.11702

File: 130246205733.png (74.93 KB, 500x500, Bro-hoof.png)

>>11700

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dude, that's awesome.

StarshineSprint!tHTtwyLr4M 10 Apr 2011 19:01:56 GMT No.11703

File: 130246211595.png (50.59 KB, 350x208, PinkieCry.png)

Shortly afterward, this happened too.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Brony?
Stranger: yes?
You: AWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA
You: Who's your favorite pony?
Stranger: pinky
You: Really? Me too! :D
Stranger: yay wanna ride over the rainbow with me on my unicorn??? :D:D
You: Yes yes yes yes!
Stranger: come on then :D
You: Okie dokie lokie!
Stranger: YAAAAY
You: Where are we going? Ooh! Ooh! Let's go to Fillydelphia!
Stranger: RAPE
You: AAAAAAAAH NO PINKIE NO! MY BODY ISN'T READY
Stranger: TO BAD FOR YOU!
You: I need an adult O_O
Stranger: i am 19?
You: I need a *trusted* adult
You: Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to losing a friend
You: FORRREVARRRR
Stranger: sorry babe
You: :'( I think I'll go seek comfort in Fluttershy's hut
Stranger: but i love you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Still Apony 10 Apr 2011 19:01:57 GMT No.11704

File: 130246211543.png (271.6 KB, 668x688, 129933143282.png)

Done with this for a while.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:04:17 GMT No.11705

Kid claims pony are for f-gs , I convince him to look here. Mood of chat changes as we go. He seems regretful about being mean before.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:05:21 GMT No.11706

File: 130246231987.png (265.45 KB, 765x762, 130066877306.png)

So many horny people.

StarshineSprint!tHTtwyLr4M 10 Apr 2011 19:05:57 GMT No.11707

File: 130246235542.png (432.11 KB, 882x576, TailTwitch.png)

>>11705
We like copypasta!

Abels!3GqYIJ3Obs!!uuAGZ0ZJDm 10 Apr 2011 19:06:43 GMT No.11708

im still searching...

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:08:06 GMT No.11709

i effin refuse to give up on this till i meet at least ONE brony

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:09:17 GMT No.11710

You: brony
Stranger: you mean horse
You: sort of
You: oj
Stranger: i own a horse
You: i see what you did there
You: *-*
Stranger: yeah
You: you win the other game
Stranger: you can see everything
You: boo yah!
Stranger: BOOMSHAKALAKA
Stranger: it reminds me run dmc
Stranger: i dunno why
You: kewl
You: I love run dmc
Stranger: cool
Stranger: tell me bout the things you love
Stranger: 1 horses
Stranger: 2 run dmc
You: um...
Stranger: you like um
Stranger: wut is dat
You: *bangs head against desk* god dammit!
Stranger: *dancing* go ahead punk, make my day
You: 3, 2, 1, Draw!

Abels!3GqYIJ3Obs!!uuAGZ0ZJDm 10 Apr 2011 19:09:55 GMT No.11711

Stranger: hi there 19 m usa pony
You: Brony?
Stranger: FUCK PONIES
You: :(

You: your pony.
Stranger: YOU GUYS ARE ponyER THAN ME

You: literally.
You: HAHAHA
You: yes
Stranger: fuck you, and fuck the candyous ponies

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 19:11:02 GMT No.11712

File: 130246266221.jpg (49.39 KB, 945x945, 129771652681.jpg)

i guess i'll give it a try, never messed with omegle before....

‹Bianca?›!5RAGLdV.x. 10 Apr 2011 19:11:43 GMT No.11713

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Brony?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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No one likes me :(

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 19:12:46 GMT No.11714

File: 130246276637.jpg (19.91 KB, 638x355, Sad Pinkie.jpg)

I did this for about forty five minutes last night and a half hour today and got nothing so far.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:12:49 GMT No.11715

not a brony, but still amusing
Stranger: male 17
You: BRONY?
You: is that you
Stranger: wtf O_O
You: ??
Stranger: who is this
You: just a simple colt, looking for his lost Brony
You: are you him?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:15:38 GMT No.11716

>>11712
be careful, lot of f'd up ppl on it
>>11714
try not stopping since i saw this thread last night with no success, you just need dedication
>>11713
i'd like you D:

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 19:17:13 GMT No.11717

>>11716

Oh, I'll find one of you guys. And when you see my opening line, you'll poop yourself.

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 19:18:26 GMT No.11718

first attempt wasn't so bad

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whr u from
You: ponychan
You: you?
Stranger: india
You: oh ok
Stranger: whr is ponychan
You: if your bored and wanna try something new you should watch this new show
Stranger: k ponychan
Stranger: is a show
You: no it's not a show
You: here i'll link
Stranger: k
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: it's good trust me
Stranger: k
You: i thought i wouldn't like it but it gets better
Stranger: so whr u really from
You: US
Stranger: dont tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Abels!3GqYIJ3Obs!!uuAGZ0ZJDm 10 Apr 2011 19:18:35 GMT No.11719

You: BRONY?

Stranger: Oh my god
You: could it be?
Stranger: You fucking coltcuddler
You: buh
You: whats a magnet?
Stranger: Take your my little pony
Stranger: And shove it up your fucking flank
You: im moot homie
Stranger: Go back to 4chan
Stranger: And suck my fucking dick
You: yessir
Stranger: Seriously
You: as you wish
Stranger: Like if you go to that site
Stranger: Then good
Stranger: But don't repeat memes out loud
Stranger: That makes you a coltcuddler
You: whats a magnet?
Stranger: Your mothers cock is a magnet
You: thats interesting
You: i did feel some attraction to her cock
Stranger: Your father fucking a angel is interesting
You: yes, my father is an interesting magnet
You: you should be on your way
You: have a nice day

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 19:20:53 GMT No.11720

File: 130246325376.png (33.46 KB, 191x113, 12998463232.png)

OMG THIS IS EPIC GUYS

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: 18/f/usa
You: 21/m/usa
Stranger: im hrny and looking for somepony to play with can u help me out
You: sure, but not until we watch an episode of my little pony first
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Demst 10 Apr 2011 19:26:00 GMT No.11721

I have given up after 40 minutes of "horny?" and no humorous stories. Feels bad pony

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:26:39 GMT No.11722

Stranger: if you drop a pencil on the moon, what happens?
You: Are you a brony?
You: It falls.
You: Onto the moon.
Stranger: ... yes?
Stranger: thank god
You: Thank god for what?
Stranger: you're the first in... 5-6 people?
Stranger: to get it right
You: What did the other people say?
Stranger: "it floats"
You: Hahaha, oh wow.
Stranger: I know. it's pretty sad

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:30:26 GMT No.11723

Stranger: hi
You: Twilight?
Stranger: want ma num?
You: are you there?
Stranger: and i love twilight!
You: Sparkles?
Stranger: YESS!!!!
You: you love Twilight Sparkles?
Stranger: YESS!!!!
You: i perfer Pinkie Pie
Stranger: there all kool
You: maybe fluttershy

werent talkin bout the same twilight lol

Philip J. Fry 10 Apr 2011 19:31:06 GMT No.11724

File: 130246386655.jpg (25.28 KB, 252x346, all according to plan.jpg)

All according to plan...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: what is op ?
You: A pony
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: best response ever
You: tell me, do you like ponie?
You: s
Stranger: i do.
You: Good good
You: just as expected
You: who is your favorite?
Stranger: fluttershy.
You: FUCK YEAH ITS TRUE
Stranger: oh yeah !
You: THIS IS GOIN ON PONYCHAN
Stranger: aiou
You: aeiou
You: JOHN MADDEN
You: rainbowdash
You: is my fav
Stranger: i must go hunt more zombies,goodby bronie
You: so long

Sparkle, Twilight 10 Apr 2011 19:31:13 GMT No.11725

File: 130246387294.png (203.54 KB, 442x531, 1300126427825.png)

>>11720

I lol'd

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:34:58 GMT No.11726

File: 130246409777.png (57.3 KB, 1238x613, sdfsdfsdfdsf.png)

I lawl'd.

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 19:38:31 GMT No.11727

File: 130246431132.jpg (168.74 KB, 500x500, 129901198933.jpg)

>>11720
newest good one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi,m or f?
You: hi m
You: you
Stranger: m
You: cool
Stranger: great,have u fucked any grl?
You: who hasn't
Stranger: ha ha ,wht did u do to her firstr
Stranger: ?
You: well at first we watched this to get in the mood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: she loved it
Stranger: ho ,did u squse her boobs?
Stranger: next
You: no, then we watched the next couple episodes
You: and finished the season up to the newest episode and went to sleep
Stranger: wht next?
You: dreamed about ponies together
You: pretty much it after that
Stranger: u r lucky du
Stranger: dude,
Stranger: i never got chance
You: don't worry you'll get your chance my little pony accepts all
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Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:39:37 GMT No.11728

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: ANYPONY OUT THERE?
Stranger: pony?
You: yes
Stranger: wtf
You: you are not of the herd i see
You: yet, anyway
You have disconnected.

- i may have freaked him out :3

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 19:41:52 GMT No.11729

>>11727
god this is fun

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: go and fuck yourself.. HOE
You: ok
You: how's your day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:42:29 GMT No.11730

File: 130246454916.png (53.69 KB, 1240x612, dfsfgdafgadsg.png)

>>11726
Same guy.

I totally wasn't expecting this.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:44:36 GMT No.11731

>>11730
Weird...
Well, it says:

You: hello
Stranger: Im a legionnaire
Stranger: Camel in disrepair.
You. I'm a pony in disrepair then
Stranger: :O
You: are you a brony?
Stranger: a browny?
Stranger: Im not a angel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Starlight 10 Apr 2011 19:44:37 GMT No.11732

File: 130246467712.png (34.92 KB, 903x471, brony.png)

I found a brony! He says hi to everypony!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:45:32 GMT No.11733

>>11732
>>11732

That's me!!!

TurniBrony!6az3iZnF.w 10 Apr 2011 19:45:39 GMT No.11734

File: 130246473848.png (269.33 KB, 670x670, Hmm.png)

Success? I think so.

You: Brony?
Stranger: nope
You: Seen any other bronies?
Stranger: yea, i just baked one actually
You: Oh, silly filly.
Stranger: :I
Stranger: sorry?
You: Oh, that's allright. I'll keep trying.
Stranger: ...nooo dont go
Stranger: i finally found somepony not-boring
You: I'll link you to what I'm talking about
Stranger: ok
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
You: Here's the game we and the bronies are playing.
Stranger: ..right
Stranger: i dont get it actually
You: No?
You: The idea is to identify other bronies. Then discuss the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
You: Or convert others to the show.
Stranger: but what is ponies?
You: I can link a ep
Stranger: ok
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiWmGnXvOR8
You: It doesn't look good at first, but just stick with it.
You: The payoff is gold
Stranger: okayy :)
You: :>
Stranger: thaankss <3 im not bored anymore
You: Awwh. :> Finally some good results to post in the thread.
Stranger: re you a tumblr person??
Stranger: :)
You: I don't pick locks, no. But I have made some picks in the past. ;P
You: Nah, I'm just kidding. Never been to tumblr
Stranger: okay
You: Spend my time on Ponychan. :P
Stranger: haha ok
You: And a irregular on 4chan.
Stranger: okay :I
You: Don't worry. Not /b/ :P
Stranger: whats /b/>
Stranger: ?
You: Probably what you automaticly think of when I mentioned 4chan.
Stranger: ah
You: Hive of parasprites, gore, CP ect ect
Stranger: well i dont think 4chan is bad
You: It's allright. The brony thing grew from there. But most of them has renounced 4chan.
Stranger: ok
You: Anyway. Still watching the ep?
Stranger: yep
You: =b
You: It gets much better later in the ep. :3
Stranger: okayy
You: Also, Rarity is the best pony.
Stranger: haha thanks <3
Stranger: i need to sleep now...
Stranger: thanks for this, erm, ponystuff?
You: You're welcome.
You: Be sure to swing by Ponychan too later on
You: If the series win you over
Stranger: haha, we should see
Stranger: byeee <#

I Brony, he, she, they, Brony 10 Apr 2011 19:46:18 GMT No.11735

MAY HAVE A CONVERT

You: ANYPONY OUT THERE?
Stranger: pony?
Stranger: i like ponies =)
You: are you a Brony?
Stranger: who's brony?
You: a brony is a member of pnychan, a community that loves ponies
You: *ponychan
Stranger: thats so cool, i should join that community
Stranger: are you a Brony?
You: i am indeed
Stranger: woooow, thats amazing
Stranger: what do i have to do to become a brony?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4 just watch this, love it, then go to ponychan.net and start posting with other bronies
Stranger: ill do that!
Stranger: wow i'm so happy to become a brony

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 19:48:19 GMT No.11736

Well, this turned from looking for bronies to helping counsel a nineteen year-old who is having issues with his parents. This is a seriously intense session, too.

Spreading the pony love! I'll see if I get slip in an MLP recommendation, too...

PrinceCharger!!x2LGD3ZJD1 10 Apr 2011 19:48:48 GMT No.11737

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi!
You: Brony?
Stranger: ??
You: A fan of My Little Pony?
Stranger: Um.... not really.... Are you?
You: Maybe...
Stranger: Lol. So how are you?
You: Good.
Stranger: I'm good too.
You: That's nice to know.
Stranger: Yes it is. It's cold here.
You: Sux. Its 90 where i am.
Stranger: Wow! There was a blizzard here two days ago!
You: Where are you?
You: I'm down in texas.
Stranger: New York. We're on spring break.
You: Wow. W ours up 2 weeks ago
You: Whoops! Lots of typos!
Stranger: Lol. Yeah.
You: Oh well. Nice talking to u.
Stranger: You too.
You have disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:50:35 GMT No.11738

File: 130246503311.png (445.54 KB, 1066x1740, Capture-4.png)

>>11736
dude, do it, i know ponys can be a very easy stress reliever
pic related, touching story prooving ponies are more than meets the eye

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 19:52:22 GMT No.11739

File: 130246514200.jpg (32.89 KB, 600x375, The Fuck Applejack.jpg)

[From the counseling session I mentioned, about a half hour into it.]

You: I will ask one thing of you.
Stranger: sure
You: Forgive your parents for their weaknesses.
You: It's a terrible thing when kids realize that their parents are human,
You: Most never forgive them for it.
Stranger: i dont think i can forgive them at this point in time, but i'll keep it in mind.
Stranger: they've just always been horrible
You: If you don't forgive them, at least pity them.
You: I had a step dad for six years who beat up my mom on a regular basis. He ruined my childhood. When I see him now, though, I realize that he is a very, very sad person. And I pity him.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DUDE. NOT COOL.

Heavy Metal Pony!ixCQg5HY9Y 10 Apr 2011 19:52:30 GMT No.11740

>>11738
Ironically I made that OC for somepony who doesn't even know what Ponychan is.

Pony tail!trW4.i1Gd6 10 Apr 2011 19:54:53 GMT No.11741

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl? :)
You: 1000/mare/moon :D
Stranger: i'm out of time too
Stranger: and i'm coming from tralfamadore
Stranger: i'm glad i met somepony who can understand me
Stranger: ;D
You: me too
You: my sister celestia banished me in the moon
You: i'm so alone :(
Stranger: i was alone, now you are not :)
Stranger: you*
You: that's true :D
You: you wanna do something for me?
Stranger: yes, i'll try
Stranger: tell me what
You: somepony made a show about me
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4 here's the first episode
You: i need you to watch it
You: cause i'm soooo alone here :(
Stranger: it's so long
You: it's also really good
You: and funny
Stranger: i like unicorns
Stranger: i know few unicorns :)
Stranger: they visited me in my space several times
You: that must be some spies of celestia assuring that i didn't escaped from the moon >:

one more in the herd i hope

ItenaPony 10 Apr 2011 19:55:59 GMT No.11742

File: 130246535980.jpg (97.24 KB, 1070x754, omegle.jpg)

I can't tell whether I got them to watch it or whether I just scared them off.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:56:08 GMT No.11743

File: 130246536641.png (445.54 KB, 1066x1740, Capture-4.png)

>>11740
i wept manly tears, and its why i decided not to hide my pony love anymore, i dont give a fuck who knows now because of that, it changed me deeply

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 19:56:29 GMT No.11744

File: 130246538849.png (159.39 KB, 640x360, 129830278438.png)

>>11739
I want to talk to this kid....I really do....

>>11738
somepony screencapped it.....and posted it......thats amazing......

>>11740
thanks so much for making it

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:57:00 GMT No.11745

Well, I sent the link of the first ep to somepony I found like 10 minutes ago, and they're still watching it, so... potential convert.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 19:57:52 GMT No.11746

File: 130246547255.jpg (26.33 KB, 561x471, 130178695885.jpg)

holy crap this is still going

Auraek 10 Apr 2011 19:59:07 GMT No.11747

File: 130246554520.png (389.87 KB, 900x541, Luna is Sad.png)

Trying this now... not a lot of luck atm...

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:00:18 GMT No.11748

>>11744
OH MY CELESTIA YOU'RE THE SAME PERSON FROM THE PIC!!!!!!!!!!! . . . you sir, are my fucking hero and that is no lie

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 20:03:41 GMT No.11749

>>11748
yep thats me...I post quite alot actually, thanks for your words anonpony

Starlight 10 Apr 2011 20:03:45 GMT No.11750

File: 130246582476.png (292.4 KB, 597x553, feels bad man.png)

I found a false brony!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Friendship is..? :D
Stranger: magic
You: <3333
You: Brohoof!
Stranger: ahaha, i've had you before
Stranger: i said 'when you are completely at one with another person' the last time you asked
Stranger: ;)
You: Meehhhh.
You: I thought you were a brony!
Stranger: sorry mate
Stranger: keep looking

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:03:56 GMT No.11751

>>11722
LOL, I know that trick.

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 20:06:50 GMT No.11752

File: 130246601076.jpg (9.64 KB, 300x168, Brohoof.jpg)

>>11744

I talked to him for AGES, and he just disconnected like that. I thought I might be really helping him, too. :( For the record, he wasn't dealing with abuse, but I thought that example might make some sense to him.

Brohoof for forgiving abusive step-fathers, by the way.

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 20:06:55 GMT No.11753

>>11498
repost this pic?

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:07:59 GMT No.11754

>>11722
>Stranger: if you drop a pencil on the moon, what happens?
Let me guess, that guy is from 4chan's /sci/
And yes, it is sad that so many people answer "it floats" D:

Elky 10 Apr 2011 20:08:37 GMT No.11755

Still looking, haven't had much success so far, but found that the /b/ guys are still doing that butter game.

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 20:10:38 GMT No.11756

File: 130246623749.png (261.03 KB, 600x605, 1300740081590.png)

>>11752
>>11752
I just reread that and figured out that was you...brohoof brony, goddamn brohoof, or at least a hug since i can't find a brohoof pic

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 20:11:41 GMT No.11757

>>11756
here's another one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: ur from ?
You: ponyville
Stranger: us ?
You: actually, it's in equestria
Stranger: an where is that :D
You: it's an out of the way island
You: not sure where though, it's hard to find on a map
Stranger: right
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Auraek 10 Apr 2011 20:14:25 GMT No.11758

Stranger: butter
You: oh damn, a /b/tard.
Stranger: sunofa...
You: Dude, I'm from /pony/
You: we know your tricks.
Stranger: finish this sentence
Stranger: OP is a...
You: pony.
Stranger: genius

of course they'd be doing that.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:15:50 GMT No.11759

File: 130246655036.jpg (163.29 KB, 1280x800, fchgfhfh.jpg)

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 20:21:58 GMT No.11760

>>11757
i'm so glad i found this site, i can screw around with people all day

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: call me
You: ok
Stranger: im waitin
Stranger: ;D
You: i did, didn't you get it
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: now i got it
You: well good
Stranger: did u just hang up on me??
Stranger: how dare ya!
Stranger: XD
You: well thats what you get for being so rude
Stranger: :O
Stranger: wen was i rude
Stranger: are u a girl?
You: you didn't know i called, when i said i did
You: yes
Stranger: ohh cool
You: of course i'm cool, i'm rainbow dash
Stranger: yea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 20:23:24 GMT No.11761

File: 130246700397.jpg (79.43 KB, 945x945, Happy Hug.jpg)

>>11756

And a hug right back atcha! I read your thread a while back, and rereading it just now...whoa, okay. Intense reaction. About a month ago I saw him for the first time in 12 years (same as you, actually!), and had a very brief interaction. He was a dick, as expected, and I didn't say anything since I was just picking up my little sister (same mom, different dads). I laid awake for hours that night just staring at the ceiling. The incident is clearly still churning around a lot.

I believe I have made a convert. Cerulean Starlight!K5vwk8U1ds 10 Apr 2011 20:23:47 GMT No.11762

"can't be rickrolled, watching pony show" is quite the memorable quotation.

Stranger: butter
You: bro here.
You: One step further: are you a brony?
Stranger: wut? lol i'm a newpony
You: Interesting. ponychan.net for ya.
Stranger: wow.
You: (:D)
Stranger: is it 4:20 already?
You: 1:12 PM over here. The west coast is the best coast.
Stranger: yeh, u amerifags are late. here it's 23.12
You: 23? FNORD!
You: Yo, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
Stranger: yeh. tomorrow is xmas
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You: Both of them.
Stranger: can't be rickrolled, watching pony show
You: We're being brony missionaries today. http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
Stranger: why would grown men watch MLP?
You: I don't know. I'm turning thirteen this coming Thursday.
You: Ban evasion is fun.
Stranger: ic
Stranger: well, i'm off
Stranger: tomorrow is a busy day KKK can not wait :)
You: See you!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:24:06 GMT No.11763

>>11391
sorry but this is pretty pathetic... I feel like I am reading two 13yos argue... you should have just left when he started being a dick.

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 10 Apr 2011 20:24:10 GMT No.11764

People still trying? I just woke up. I'm thinking about attempting to find a brony.

I Brony; He, She, They, Brony 10 Apr 2011 20:24:26 GMT No.11765

well, i found a Brony, but the convo didnt last long . . . also, i have ths suspision they were a AJ fan

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:24:52 GMT No.11766

You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: butter
Stranger: i am a brony
Stranger: /b/
You: wait
You: buter
You: the answer is
You: PANCAKES
Stranger: PANCAKES ;D
Stranger: you are a brony
Stranger: :)
You: but am i also a /b/tard
Stranger: i believe pancakes gave that away
Stranger: ponies... ponies everywhere.
You: shall i post this on the thread or you
Stranger: you can my goood sir
You: okay, good eve, hunt for more /b/tards!!

I found a /b/tard who is also a brony, does this count?

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:26:43 GMT No.11767

>>11765
You slightly accomplished?

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:26:44 GMT No.11768

>>11397
I feel like you made up that conversation... no one on omegle is that polite

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:27:25 GMT No.11769

File: 130246724588.gif (1.33 MB, 250x250, HAter gonna hate.gif)

>>11764
I am..

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:28:00 GMT No.11770

>>11765
what do you have against applejack fans... I thought there was a lot here... not that I am one

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 20:28:11 GMT No.11771

>>11769
same

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:30:02 GMT No.11772

You: To speak to me, speak, brony, and enter.
Stranger: What
You: Riddle me this. What is the sound of one hoof clopping?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: are u wearing pantyhose?
You: Speak, brony, and enter.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: I'm horny
You: But are you a brony?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Welcome, brony.
Stranger: brony?
You: How goes your day?
Stranger: my day goes eeehh...oka
Stranger: y
Stranger: *okay
You: Do you like cupcakes?
Stranger: what about yours
Stranger: yes i love cupcakes!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: do you!?
You: I do.
Stranger: what is your favorite kind
Stranger: i like red velvet!
You: The best cupcakes are the ones that struggle a bit before they're done.
You: They're tricky little things.
Stranger: they are!! hahha
You: Sometimes they just don't turn out right and you have to start all over again.
Stranger: yeah then they burn!
You: It's a shame, so much good material gone to waste.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: where are you from?
You: That's why I'm very picky in choosing where I get my cupcakes from.
You: I'm from Ponyville.
Stranger: i went to the d.c. cupcakes! they are amazing!!!
Stranger: where is that?
You: It's in Equestria. My partner and I make cupcakes in our town bakery.
Stranger: cool
You: My friends love them. They don't know that the secret ingredient is friendship.
Stranger: i am from usa, kentucky
Stranger: m or f
You: I'm not a filly anymore, if that's what you're asking.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:30:13 GMT No.11773

what's with the fucking butter/pancakes confirming you are a brony stuff? I'm guessing it's some sort of retarded /b/ thing...

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:30:26 GMT No.11774

I keep running into people saying butter, now. :(

/b/ everywhere.

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 10 Apr 2011 20:30:58 GMT No.11775

>>11768
Haha. I've had good luck so far. Only met nice people. Had a huge chat with some random guy about music and tv shows. I even threw in an everypony and suggested he watch MLP. He didn't promise to watch, but we had a great conversation and he watched the winter wrap up song.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:32:52 GMT No.11776

File: 130246757165.png (71.97 KB, 1419x615, asdfsdfsdfsdgwe234234.png)

>>11745
Done.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:34:22 GMT No.11777

You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: No my fkin littlepony
You: Ah! You know what it means!
You: Do you watch the show, sir?!
Stranger: Lmao no u told me yesterday
You: I wasn't here yesterday, must've been somepony else. There's a lot of us doing this.
Stranger: Ok lol
You: What did the person yesterday say?

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:34:35 GMT No.11778

File: 130246767514.png (33 KB, 937x382, brony.png)

Another for the Brony/Horny thing

I Brony; He, She, They, Brony 10 Apr 2011 20:34:49 GMT No.11779

>>11767
well, they said mission accomplshed then left
>>11770
i have not a DAMN thing wrong with her, i just asked what thier favorite is, but they wouldnt say, but they typed in a manner reminiscent of AJ

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:34:56 GMT No.11780

>>11776
What the hell... why does that pic appear? I just uploaded the chat log :(

Anyway, they watched the episode and said "it's cool", "i think i may watch too many of them and get no work done".
And I sent them the links of EqD and Ponychan.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:34:56 GMT No.11781

>>11774
yeah, I kind of just say bye and disconnect when people say butter to me, I don't want to talk to /b/tards, anyhow...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: pony
Stranger: i hope your dick gets crushed by bricks and you get candy, for you are candy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:36:53 GMT No.11782

>>11780
why don't you just copy and paste the text? also it's a bug that happens here once in a while... the admins like to break the code for some reason.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:42:00 GMT No.11783

File: 130246812049.jpg (17.09 KB, 220x250, dum dum.jpg)

>>11779
You know It was me right?

I Brony; He, She, They, Brony 10 Apr 2011 20:43:46 GMT No.11784

>>11783
well, i had my suspisions but im kind of slow

TwilightSpark1e!Magicvjd0s 10 Apr 2011 20:46:30 GMT No.11785

damn it i just want to find one brony....

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:49:15 GMT No.11786

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im rainbowdash
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Damnit. I was so close, but I wasn't given time to respond. WHY. WHYHYYYY.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:49:49 GMT No.11787

I was cruelly slain by a /b/. may my memory rest in peace.

Stranger: Butter.
You: pancakes
Stranger: Hello Anon.
You: hello, /B/, I am a ponychan man.
Stranger: *I slowly put away my wand and take off my wizard hat*
Stranger: *take out my long bowie blade*
Stranger: *I begin to sharpen it on a leather belt*
You: oh shit!
Stranger: *I thrust it into your heart*
You: no friendship or magic for you!
Stranger: Hello Ponychan
Stranger: I am from the glue factory.
You: *-*
Stranger: Now that you are daed
You: jesus!
Stranger: you will be glue
Stranger: OFIJWEAIfiawepfAIf
Stranger: angel

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:50:45 GMT No.11788

>>11785
yeah... all I get is "butter" or "grass" or "do you like pancakes?", even when I think I am having a normal conversation, suddenly "butter"

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:50:50 GMT No.11789

File: 130246865088.png (3.3 KB, 370x86, sub or don.png)

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 20:51:52 GMT No.11790

File: 130246871225.jpg (35.67 KB, 592x708, 130245962528.jpg)

>>11778
Why are there so many two-legged unicorns?

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 10 Apr 2011 20:58:48 GMT No.11791

>>11775
Speaking of nice people. Successs?
Stranger: Butter!
You: not on my pancakes you don't.
Stranger: oh lawd
You: haha
Stranger: a brother?
You: what's up /b/?
Stranger: nodda
Stranger: chillaaaan with my cat yoh
Stranger: wbu?
You: On here from ponchan.net
You: supposed to recruit more bronies/find bronies.
Stranger: Ponchan
You: yup
Stranger: ah i see
You: how bout u?
Stranger: Im here from 4chan >.<
Stranger: obviously
You: haha, ya
Stranger: your the second bro i found you know xD
You: I used to go to 4chan, but moved over to ponychan once they outlawed ponies.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: are those
Stranger: those pony threads
Stranger: xD
Stranger: why do yo guys make those?
You: I'm not really a bro, sorry. But I know of it and I was a /co/mrade so u can count it as a success.
Stranger: you*
Stranger: ah congrads
You: We love the show.
Stranger: So why do you guys make pony threads?
Stranger: what's the point?
You: The community is awesome too. The threads are for the fandom to gather, share pics, chat, and encourage each other.
Stranger: im on ponychan right now
You: check out the omegle thread!
Stranger: all I see are "my little ponies" everywhere
You: That's why I'm here.
Stranger: Lol
You: It's basically the pony imageboard for bronies.
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: so whats so good about the show then?
You: The characters, the animation, the music.
You: The story is sometimes average, but never bad and usually quite good.
Stranger: hmm
You: Here's a link.
Stranger: My little pony
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyrAkwJ6WsY
Stranger: send me a link
You: That's a song from the show.
Stranger: iight kool
Stranger: ill check that out
You: sweet. Can you post in the omegle thread?
Stranger: the song?
You: Just say hi or somethin. I'm Pinkiefan.
Stranger: alright
You: thanks bro!
Stranger: i cant find the omegle thread
Stranger: xD
You: It's in the pony board.
You: I could just link it.
Stranger: link it
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
You: You're one of the nices bros I've seen.
You: U rock!
Stranger: alright
You: I think You'll like the show.
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: haha thanks
Stranger: and i shall screen cap and begone
You: Sounds good!
You: Have a great day!
Stranger: have a splendid day

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:00:03 GMT No.11792

well the wave of /b/tards seem to be over, but now I keep getting conversations like this

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Auraek 10 Apr 2011 21:04:40 GMT No.11793

>>11792
nope, still getting "butter"

Elky 10 Apr 2011 21:07:24 GMT No.11794

>>11793

Me too, I just try to end these conversations quickly.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:09:07 GMT No.11795

We have a new Brony

You: i own a pony
Stranger: fuck yeah ponies!
You: yeah!
Stranger: friendship!
You: magic!
Stranger: hell yeah!
You: you from /pony/ on the misdsion?
You: *mission
Stranger: /Pony/?
You: you know, ponychan.net?
You: where all the ponies hang out
Stranger: There's a chan?! holy crap that's awesome!
You: yup! we've got our own chan!
Stranger: sweet
You: go check it out!
Stranger: will do

Scribblescruff !SCrufFY8Ho 10 Apr 2011 21:09:25 GMT No.11796

You: Ponies?
Stranger: Yay!
You: OMG Brony?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dangit

Auraek 10 Apr 2011 21:09:58 GMT No.11797

File: 130246979792.png (129.79 KB, 364x330, Fluttershy Grin.png)

FUCK YEAH!

Stranger: Hi
You: Brony?
Stranger: butter?
You: not on these pancakes.
Stranger: *gasp*
Stranger: A brother!?
You: nope, a /pony/
Stranger: Will you be my brony?
You: are you a brony?
Stranger: Am I?
Stranger: Are you?
You: I am, yup
Stranger: Hmm
You: this is what we're doing: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
Stranger: I'm not too active in the pony threads:'(
You: come to ponychan man
You: no paraspriting here!
You: I'm Auraek, so just stop by /pony/ at ponychan.net and say hi =D
Stranger: Hmm, maybe I will:)
You: it's 20% cooler than /b/
You: Awesome! hope to see you there! screenie this and post it so I know who you are
Stranger: Did u know 31.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
You: yup
Stranger: x)
You: but 20% cooler is actually a phrase from the show
Stranger: hmm okey
Stranger: But wait to sec
Stranger: Is it an anonymous site, or does it have users?
Stranger: 2 sec*
You: a bit of both. we have anonymous and anonpony, but some of us use names.
You: like I'm Auraek
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Ok:)
You: so screenie this and post it so I can too =3

eroner Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:11:15 GMT No.11798

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: Brony?
You: butter?
Stranger: not on these pancakes.
You: *gasp*
You: A brother!?
Stranger: nope, a /pony/
You: Will you be my brony?
Stranger: are you a brony?
You: Am I?
You: Are you?
Stranger: I am, yup
You: Hmm
You: I'm not too active in the pony threads:'(
Stranger: this is what we're doing: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
Stranger: come to ponychan man
Stranger: no paraspriting here!
Stranger: I'm Auraek, so just stop by /pony/ at ponychan.net and say hi =D
You: Hmm, maybe I will:)
Stranger: it's 20% cooler than /b/
Stranger: Awesome! hope to see you there! screenie this and post it so I know who you are
You: Did u know 31.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
Stranger: yup
You: x)
Stranger: but 20% cooler is actually a phrase from the show
You: hmm okey
You: But wait to sec
You: Is it an anonymous site, or does it have users?
You: 2 sec*
Stranger: a bit of both. we have anonymous and anonpony, but some of us use names.
Stranger: like I'm Auraek
You: Hmm
You: Ok:)
Stranger: so screenie this and post it so I can too =3
You: Hmm
You: I'll just copy pasta it:)
Stranger: sure thing =3
Stranger: that's what I did
You: :)
You: Do i post it on the link u gave me?
Stranger: just posted on that omegle thread there, so you should too =3
Stranger: yeah, sure
You: Or on ponychan-net
Stranger: then check out some of the other threads
You: Hmm
You: Maybe i will:)
Stranger: the omegle thread I gave you will work =)
You: ok:)

Auraek 10 Apr 2011 21:12:46 GMT No.11799

File: 130246996644.jpg (102.1 KB, 350x350, Fluttershy Yay.jpg)

>>11798
BAM! Gotcha!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:13:06 GMT No.11800

Lol, nice to see you here :D
Love kramer! :D

Vanilla Blast!ae2I8tNhh2 10 Apr 2011 21:16:00 GMT No.11801

I'm pretty sure I just recruited somepony.
Too lazy to screencap so here's a part of our convo so whoever it was I converted can find it..

Stranger: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Stranger: I just wanted a cupcake.
You: Figures. I had to test you.
You: These rainbow cupcakes are for bronies only, you see.
You: If any non-brony eats them, they will remain human.
Stranger: What is a brony?
You: A brony uuurh
You: Yeah, basically a fan of the new my little pony series
Stranger: I actually like my little ponies.
Stranger: I had them when I was little.
You: But they are the old generation. So you are almost a brony.
You: Have you watched any of the new episodes?
You: If you liked the old ones, you'll most likely love the new ones

You here yet, mysterious person?

Auraek 10 Apr 2011 21:18:28 GMT No.11802

File: 130247030793.jpg (56.82 KB, 640x360, Cheerilie and Awesome.jpg)

>>11800
Yeah, same to you, mate! Have a good night~

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:19:30 GMT No.11803

This thread gotta be stickied.

Auraek 10 Apr 2011 21:23:16 GMT No.11804

>>11803
>totally agrees

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:23:57 GMT No.11805

I have no idea how to type on this. lol But I'm that anonymous person that just wanted a cupcake.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:26:21 GMT No.11806

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: you wake up in a room blindfolded, with your hands tied behind your back. What do you do
You: imagine that I am a pony
Stranger: suddenly, you feel a change. You are turning into a pony!
You: oh yay
Stranger: It appears that in this world, your thoughts affect reality. What do you do?
You: think that I am in equestria and hang out with all the ponies
Stranger: you go to equestria, but it is burning! somepony has torn through equestria, slaughtered all your pony friends, and left a mysterious letter Q in the town square.
You: since thoughts affect reality I imagine that that didn't happen
Stranger: You attempt this, but a letter Q appears in your subconcious, along with the message, "Nice try." Not only has Q killed your friends, he also has invaded your subconcious!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:26:25 GMT No.11807

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: me gusta
Stranger: yes
You: Really, sir?
You: What's a brony?
Stranger: u jelly??
You: Answer me, sir, or you are lying!
You: What's a brony?
Stranger: viewrs of my little pony
You: good god
Stranger: male viewers
You: somepony actually knows what it means
You: are you from ponychan
Stranger: no.. i moveed to paraspriteland
You: tragic
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: have u been there
You: nope
Stranger: or u just jelly
You: i'm not jelly
You: what is there to be jelly about
Stranger: i dunno./. u're still stuck in that ponychan
You: we're having a little game
Stranger: and me.. trolololand
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html#11798
You: we've got to find bronies
You: good eve

Vanilla Blast!ae2I8tNhh2 10 Apr 2011 21:27:55 GMT No.11808

File: 130247087549.gif (8.44 KB, 125x125, 130170891844.gif)

>>11805

DUUUDE DUDE DUDE YES
Hey! Welcome to the herd! Just ask what you want to know and you shall recieve answers.

Scribblescruff !SCrufFY8Ho 10 Apr 2011 21:28:04 GMT No.11809

You: Brony?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yea
You: Ponies?
Stranger: lol ok
You: You don't know what I'm saying do you.
Stranger: nope lol
You: Thought so- ever heard of My Little Pony?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: its the shit!
You: Have you seen the new series? Friendship is Magic?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: a lil
You: OMG. Then you, my friend, are a Brony!
You: What episodes have you watched?
Stranger: bro?
You: Like that, but, a bro into Ponies = Brony.
Stranger: lol Btard
You: So, which episodes have you seen? You know the whole thing is up on youtube?
Stranger: wow i need to see that!
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCVa8rdyMNY
Stranger: a lil of the firs i think it was
You: There you go- that's the first episode I think
You: The episodes after that get a lot better
Stranger: thanks Brony!
You: You're welcome! And if you really like it, come join us on Ponychan.net
You: it's a board specifically for fans of the show. Even the creator Lauren Faust occasionally browses it.
Stranger: lol k i will
Stranger: AWESOME
You: =D Nice talking to you, I'll leave you to watch. <3
Stranger: ok :D
You: have a nice day =3
Stranger: you too

SUCCESS!

Hi! Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:34:02 GMT No.11810

I was recruited as a brony on Omegle. But I'm not sure if I could be a brony because I'm a girl. =/

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:34:54 GMT No.11811

Stranger: Hey
You: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine, thanks, you/
You: fine
You: fellow brony, per chance?
Stranger: What?
You: a fan of the older My Little Pony generation
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: I had the purple one with sparkly purple hair and a clover as the branding
You: lol
You: wait
You: you're talking about the first generations, right?
You: I used "older", when I meant "newer" :3
Stranger: I think so, like 1999ish?
Stranger: Oh, wlel in that case you sir and a giant weenee
You: well, one would think that at first, but no
You: it's a pretty good show actually
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Meh, and I thought there was a potential brony right there.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:38:02 GMT No.11812

wow... just wow...

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: angel!
You: no... I am white... and transgendered
Stranger: you like butter angel?
You: it's ok, better when on pancakes
Stranger: >..<
Stranger: bro hows it going?
Stranger: just for the record whats your asl?
You: not really a bro, from another chan site, we just know your tricks since your guys have been doing this for hours now
Stranger: mines 20/butter/frying pan :P
Stranger: lol how long has everypony been doing it for?
Stranger: lol what /b/ are you from?
You: not from a /b/, from /pony/
You: I'm not sure how long, but our omegle thread is full of it
You: not going to say anything?
Stranger: whats pony?
Stranger: sorry i didnt reply
Stranger: i have another IRC open dude.
You: do you know what a "brony" is?
Stranger: no why?
Stranger: lol whats this other chan site
Stranger: i thought there was a pedophile ring called 7chan or something?
You have disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:42:30 GMT No.11813

>>11810
That's ok, "sisny" doesn't sound very nice :P so I'd think brony also applies to you.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 21:42:43 GMT No.11814

Stranger: male 25, looking for girls, who would like to do some role-play
You: sure, I will roleplay as a pony, my favorite is rarity
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ItenaPony 10 Apr 2011 21:42:50 GMT No.11815

You: brony?
Stranger: ???
You: Guess not.
You: I'm looking for other bronies.
You: It's a name for a person who likes the new mlp show.
Stranger: wuts mlp?
You: Stands for My Little Pony.
Stranger: lol
You: The new show's great.
You: Don't judge a book by it's cover.
Stranger: umm
Stranger: good 4 u i guess xD
You: That's a better attitude.
Stranger: =]
You: Everypony else was just like "lol u pedo" or something.
You: They're just insecure in their masculinity.
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 18.
You: But there are older fans.
You: Lots of em too.
Stranger: lol
You: Thousands even.
You: Most are male.
Stranger: im guessing u like the green pony
You: Green pony? Not a lot of green ponies.
Stranger: this gets weirder by the second
You: yes, especially by that question you asked.
Stranger: lol
You: This show's good. That's all there is to it.
You: The old one's crap.
You: The old one's for little girls.
Stranger: ill be sure to google it
You: It's on youtube.
You: All the episodes
You: It's called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: haha'
You: And a place we fans go to is Ponychan.net
Stranger: that dont sound like for ponys xD
You: It's actually a nice place, unlike 4chan.
Stranger: lol
You: We made imageboards 20% cooler.
Stranger: y u hatin on 4chan xD
You: Too much hatin'.
You: Ponychan's all about the lovin'.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u should be a comidian
You: Except I'm totally serious.
Stranger: =P
You: :3
You: Anyways, check the show out. The first two episodes are a bit iffy, some like some don't...
You: But it gets better.
Stranger: haha ill be the judge of that
You: Yep.
You: And if you don't like it at least you can say that you tried.
Stranger: lol
You: And you can say "I'm not insecure in my manliness".
Stranger: well im out lol
You: Alright, see ya man.
Stranger: cya and ty for the funnyness
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It's a maybe folks! It's a maybe.

I Brony; He, She, They, Brony 10 Apr 2011 21:47:16 GMT No.11816

You: ANYPONY OUT THERE?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: theres a pony
You: a Brony too?
Stranger: right at my frontyeard...
Stranger: no, hes outside
Stranger: having fun
You: is his name Big Macintose?
Stranger: yea
then he goes on about pink floyd

ItenaPony 10 Apr 2011 21:52:55 GMT No.11817

Stranger: V
You: brony?
Stranger: WHAT/
Stranger: *wHAT
Stranger: What
You: YOU NEED SOME CAPS LOCK LESSONS
Stranger: Yeah I hate it when that happens.
You: Anyway, you seen any bronies around? I'ma lookin for 'em.
Stranger: "bronies"?
You: Fans of a certain new tv show.
Stranger: What show?
You: It's a show who's name is so horrifying...
You: it sends kids to their graves...
Stranger: Ah cool
You: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!
Stranger: I hate children, what is it called?
Stranger: Oh wow
You: Don't judge a book by it's cover man.
You: It's actually really good.
Stranger: Your right
Stranger: I must actually watch it before judging it
You: Yes!
You: I like the way you think.
You: It's all on youtube.
Stranger: Thank you
You: Go watch it! Some people don't like the first two eps, but it gets better.
Stranger: I will
You: And then..
Stranger: Thank you for the input
You: If you like it...
You: check out ponychan.net
You: This is where all the bronies are.
You: I'm ItenaPony on there.
Stranger: Cool
You: There's an omegle thread, which is why I'm doin' this.
Stranger: I'll be sure to do that today, thanks for exposing me to the truth
You: Yes, no problem!
You: Thank you for being open minded!
You: Weee!
Stranger: Where is the omegle section?
You: It's on /pony/ but it's such a big thread that it's starting to automatically go down the pages. Last time I checked it was on the fourth page.
You: Has around 400 posts.
You: Ima post this in the thread, is that okay?
Stranger: of course
You: Alright! See ya there!

Hey, good stranger!

I"m here "cuz Hawkeye is a fucking rock star and convinced me to Jason 10 Apr 2011 22:06:38 GMT No.11818

I'm here 'cuz Hawkeye is a fucking rock star and convinced me to watch this show."

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 22:08:44 GMT No.11819

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Pretty much every time.

ItenaPony 10 Apr 2011 22:09:25 GMT No.11820

>>11818
And you sir, are also a rockstar for watching it!

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 10 Apr 2011 22:11:41 GMT No.11821

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Well, I just finished another hour long conversation with a nice girl, so I'm done with the omegle game for the day. I hope she comes here. >>11810 This could actually be her.
Anyway, good luck everypony! Continue to spread love and pony!

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 22:12:07 GMT No.11822

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>>11818

OH SHIT SON YOU DIDN'T.

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 10 Apr 2011 22:15:50 GMT No.11823

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>>11818
Welcome to the herd!
>>11822
This alone shows the reason why this needs to archived. Sticky will not suffice!

ItenaPony 10 Apr 2011 22:16:31 GMT No.11824

>>11823
Agreed 120%!

I Brony; He, She, They, Brony 10 Apr 2011 22:19:53 GMT No.11825

>>11821
this
>>11822
also this, nice work hawkeye

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 22:22:37 GMT No.11826

File: 130247415703.jpg (64.01 KB, 288x387, Go Go Go!.jpg)

Wow, this thread is still going?

Alright, I'm going in!

ItenaPony 10 Apr 2011 22:24:08 GMT No.11827

This thread is legendary, I'd say.

I Brony; He, She, They, Brony 10 Apr 2011 22:24:36 GMT No.11828

Elky 10 Apr 2011 22:26:41 GMT No.11829

I finally found a brony, even though he wasn't from ponychan. My work here is done. Have fun and try to convert many more, good night.

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 22:28:00 GMT No.11830

I didn't end up finding a "brony" or recruiting anypony... but I had a nice chat with some one from england and about how having a horse is an upperclass thing over there...

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 22:31:07 GMT No.11831

>>11825

Now here's hoping our friend watches it!

I Brony; He, She, They, Brony 10 Apr 2011 22:32:25 GMT No.11832

>>11831
im sure they will . . . who can resist PONIES?

amg hello HELLOLADY 10 Apr 2011 22:42:29 GMT No.11833

helooleheloelo<3

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 22:43:25 GMT No.11834

>>11833

I do believe that I know you, my friend.

HawkeyePierce!rZkYMBqxQs 10 Apr 2011 22:45:10 GMT No.11835

File: 130247550986.jpg (150.56 KB, 945x945, Bueno.jpg)

BEST. OMEGLE CONVERSATION. EVER.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey brony.
Stranger: WAZZAP HONIE
You: YOU AIN'T NO BRONY SON
You: SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
Stranger: HOO IZ BRONAY
Stranger: ;[
You: WATCH THIS SHIT, MAH BOI: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
Stranger: FANK U
You: THEN YOU CAN BE A BRONY
Stranger: DIS S0 LONG
You: IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE OF MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
You: SHIT'S OFF THE HOOK
Stranger: THIS IS SO GREAT
Stranger: MAGIC PONYZ
Stranger: = MI LYF
You: DUDE IF YOU LIKE THIS SHIT YOU SHOULD WATCH MORE OF IT AND COME TO PONYCHAN
You: IT'S THE INTERNET LOVE MACHINE
Stranger: THANK YOU SO MUCH
Stranger: YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL
You: YOU ARE TOO!
You: YOU SHOULD COME POST IN OUR OMEGLE THREAD: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
Stranger: AHHH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING GREAT
You: WE'VE GOT A WHOLE FUCKING IMAGEBOARD WHERE WE POST PONIES AND HANG OUT
You: IT'S FUCKING AWESOME
Stranger: PONY CHAN
Stranger: MMMMMMM
Stranger: I FEEL LIKE I BELONG.
You: YOU, SIR, ARE A BRONY NOW.
You: WATCH MORE OF THE SHOW. COME AND HANG OUT ON PONYCHAN.
You: I'M "HAWKEYEPIERCE" ON THERE.
Stranger: OKAY<3 OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS
You: YOU SHOULD SERIOUSLY POST IN THE OMEGLE THREAD, TOO. THEY'D BE EXCITED.
Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: AND WHEN YOU POST, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT AN E-MAIL OR NAME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, JUST SO THAT YOU KNOW. THOSE BOXES ARE OPTIONAL.
You: BUT COME POST SOMETHING.
You: WAIT BRB
Stranger: AWWWW
Stranger: YOU'RE SO CUTE
Stranger: I POSTED
You: AWESOME.
You: NOW GO, YOUNG ONE. WATCH PONIES. POST HAPPY THINGS.
Stranger: I LOVE YOU<3
You: I SHALL SEE YOU ON PONYCHAN.
You: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Stranger: PONIESZ<3<3,<3 BYEBYEEEEEEZZZZ !!!!!!!!!!!!<,4,<£
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Little_Nemo 10 Apr 2011 22:48:47 GMT No.11836

Omegle!
Whoo!

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 22:51:00 GMT No.11837

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: Who are you?
You: hi
You: a pony
Stranger: Shit.
You: my name is rarity
Stranger: You fucken lyin' to me bitch? PONY'S CAN'T TYPE. THIS I KNOW.
Stranger: (also props for spelling rarity)
You: we most certainly can... I am the best known fashion designer in all of ponyville
Stranger: Google maps me it. Liar.
Stranger: Do you read asofterworld? If not, do, if do, cool.
You: do you watch my little pony: friendship is magic? if not, do so, it's cool, it's not like the other mlp cartoons
Stranger: I'm sorry. I am not in the mood for this tomfoolery.
Stranger: Perhaps you could say something like... like...
You: this isn't really tomfoolery now... I was actually recomending it to you
Stranger: Your Age, Sex or Location? *semi-ironic face*
You: you recomended that webcomic to me, I in turn recomended that show to you... it seems that you are the one that are engaging in tom foolery to me
Stranger: No no.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Tomfoolery.
1. (adj.) what you are engaging right this fucking second.
You: also this comic is some what lame... another one of those "am I irnoincally hip now?" things

TurniBrony!6az3iZnF.w 10 Apr 2011 23:02:50 GMT No.11838

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Hmmm.

Stranger: hi
You: Brony?
Stranger: si
You: Really?
Stranger: yea
You: Favorite pony?
Stranger: derpy
You: :O
You: Can it be?
Stranger: perhaps
You: Mine is Rarity.
Stranger: ah
You: You came from the Omegle thead?
Stranger: no, im just wandering
You: Channer?
Stranger: not really
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html#11779
You: Well, here's the thread and community.
You: Tell 'em TurniBrony sent ya. ;D
Stranger: ive been there before :)
You: Ah.
You: You're the first brony I met. After active searching.
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: brony virginity
You: xP
You: Favorite eps?
Stranger: i dont watch the cartoon, i just like the meme
Stranger: sorry
You: :<
You: Fake out
Stranger: haha
You: Well, you should watch it.
Stranger: ive been meaning to get around to it
You: You could play spot the Derpy
Stranger: haha
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiWmGnXvOR8
You: The "Where's Waldo" of Bronydom.
You: Pretty sure she makes an apperance in ep one. If not, she does in ep 2.
You: It might seem corny at first. But just stick with it.
Stranger: will do
Stranger: i need to go to dinner, nice meeting you!
You: Allrighty.
You: See ya o/

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 23:04:00 GMT No.11839

I give up.
I've been at this for at least 8 hours straight, plus it's the last day of my spring break.

I kept track of the conversations I had, here's a general overview.
40% were people asking "asl?"
30% were me saying "Brony?", them not responding, and me disconnecting
20% were people just saying "hi" and then disconnecting
10% were bros that I had some interesting conversations with
0% were any bronies. :(

ItenaPony 10 Apr 2011 23:09:43 GMT No.11840

>>11839
Ditto. e.e

Star !LiteAAhd/Y 10 Apr 2011 23:10:32 GMT No.11841

Stranger: hii
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/f/equestria
Stranger: im 18,m from londonn
Stranger: london*
You: fun
Stranger: soooo
Stranger: wuu2?
You: ?
Stranger: what you up too*?
You: ah
You: not much
You: you?
Stranger: bored, so not much too :P
You: fun
You: i'm apparently obligated to suggest a video for you to watch to appease boredom
Stranger: really?
You: it's a group thing a bunch of us online are doing
You: we try to see how many times we connect with each other, and we suggest this video to others
Stranger: cool
You: so give it a watch, and don't worry about the title - it's not nearly as bad as you'd expect
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
Stranger: okay :)
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Potential success?

RED Soldier 10 Apr 2011 23:16:38 GMT No.11842

File: 130247739728.png (79 KB, 250x393, The Song Of My People.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Brony?
Stranger: now this is the story all about how
Stranger: my life got flipped-upside down
Stranger: and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there
You: I'll tell all about the time I broke the Fresh combo of bel-Air
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Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 23:16:38 GMT No.11843

why are you guys all using the first episode? I would think that either sonic rainboom or the one about rarity's fashion show would be better starters.

Little_Nemo 10 Apr 2011 23:16:46 GMT No.11844

Is anypony doing Video chat? or is this Text only?

Anonymous 10 Apr 2011 23:18:15 GMT No.11845

>>11844
people actually use the videochat function?

EvilEnchanter!3GqYIJ3Obs 10 Apr 2011 23:19:21 GMT No.11846

File: 130247756126.jpg (117.83 KB, 1280x800, Uten navn.jpg)

Uuuh, success?

Little_Nemo 10 Apr 2011 23:28:04 GMT No.11847

>>11845

I do sometimes :I

EvilEnchanter!3GqYIJ3Obs 10 Apr 2011 23:28:31 GMT No.11848

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Brony?
Stranger: whaaaa?
You: No? Go here: www.ponychan.net
You: :D
Stranger: no thanks! :)
You: D:
You: Why not?
Stranger: what is it?
You: Ever heard of the new My Little Pony tv show? The one that's actually good?
You: As in, not superduper girly
Stranger: no...
You: And with some actually good characters?
Stranger: no
You: Seriously, you should chekc it out
You: check*
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: on
You: Yes
Stranger: no
You: yesz
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: yz
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: non
Stranger: n
You: yes
Stranger: on
You: yes
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
You: yes
Stranger: on
Stranger: ononon
Stranger: onon
Stranger: n
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
Stranger: on
You: yes
Stranger: on
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yesyes
Stranger: no
You: yesyesyes
Stranger: NO! D:
You: Doo eeeet
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ItenaPony 10 Apr 2011 23:32:48 GMT No.11849

Stranger: what is a brony?
You: A brony's a fan of a certain new cartoon on tv right now.
You: We're here on omegle to find each other, or to recruit some new fans.
You: It's fun. :D
Stranger: what show?
You: Okay, brace yourself, it's a stupid name...
You: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: wow...
Stranger: are you a girl or guy?
You: Don't judge the book by it's cover man, it's a good show.
You: I'm a girl, but most fans are adult men. And there's a lot of us.
You: So it's not as bad as it sounds.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 18, but there are lots of fans in their twenties and thirties.
You: Probably more adults like it than kids.
You: You takin' a while to type, you alright there?
Stranger: im good lol
Stranger: sorry
You: S'okay.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Why you wanna know?
Stranger: what country
Stranger: im curious lol
You: But if I tell you, then it'll just turn into another one of those boring omegle convos.
Stranger: thats true
You: Btw, the show I'm talking about... All the episodes are on youtube.
You: Easy access man.
Stranger: okay lol
You: So.... are ya gonna watch it sometimes?
You: I'm doing the recruiting part here.
Stranger: maybe
You: Alright, in that case, if you ever find that you like it...(don't stop at the first two episodes either, if you don't like it. It gets better) Check in at ponychan.net. That's where all the bronies are huddled.
Stranger: k lol
You: My name on there is ItenaPony, btw. :3 If you ever wanna give a heads up.
Stranger: okay cool
Stranger: thanks

And another potential...maybe.

Autumn Sonata 10 Apr 2011 23:35:27 GMT No.11850

>>11547
lolwut? Why?
>I know I'm super late, but my computer died immediately after posting.

TurniBrony!6az3iZnF.w 10 Apr 2011 23:42:33 GMT No.11851

File: 130247895212.png (242.82 KB, 555x610, Rarity6.png)

Find it easier to convert the /b/ guys, and some of them make for good conversations.

Stranger: Dubs
You: Pancakes?
Stranger: Butter?
You: I would think so, yes.
Stranger: that thread is still up?
You: I dunno.
You: Haven't checked today.
Stranger: kman
You: Sup?
Stranger: I've been b&
You: Anything good today?
Stranger: no lurking for this little anon
Stranger: :(

You: So, what do you think of the pony threads?
Stranger: Fuck dem pones, mang
Stranger: they are candy.
You: No John
You: You are the candys
You: ;P
Stranger: :O
You: Checked the show out?
Stranger: dear god...
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not crescent fresh enough
You: Want a link?
Stranger: sure mang
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiWmGnXvOR8
You: So you'll atleast get it when people post ponies and stuff
Stranger: kman
You: Beginning might be alittle suspect, but it gets better
You: It's pretty funny
Stranger: mfw you're going to turn me into a bronie.
You: :>
You: Welcome to the herd
Stranger: >herd
Stranger: >ponies
Stranger: >i almost lol'd
You: ;P
You: If you end up liking the show, be sure to swing by Ponychan.
Stranger: kman
Stranger: thanks (?)
You: 'Cause, Idk. I don't really post in those /b/ pony threads.
You: Trippers and all that there.
Stranger: art thou a /co/mrade?
You: Not really. No.
You: I lurk there from time to time, but never really post.
Stranger: same
Stranger: well
Stranger: I got to go pick up my cousin
Stranger: he's coming to america from the old country
You: Later bro
Stranger: later
Stranger: remember to check your dubs.
Stranger: or the mods will b& you
You: I check for trips
You: o/

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 11 Apr 2011 00:07:41 GMT No.11852

Yay! Found one!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: brony?
Stranger: YES!!!!!
You: woot
Stranger: I AM!'
Stranger: OMG
You: Pinkiefan from ponychan, reporting in.
Stranger: HAHA yes
Stranger: Dude I love you so much right now
You: Haha, love you too, brony.
You: U use a trip?
You: How long you been waitin?
Stranger: I haven't
You: This is my first brony meetup!
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: Me too
You: I possibly got a few to watch the show.
Stranger: and I wasn't even looking for a brony
Stranger: hahah
You: Oh, you don't even know about the thread? or ur just hangin on omegle?
Stranger: I was just hanging on Omegle
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html#11547
You: It's an omegle thread.
Stranger: Sweet thanks
You: the game is to find bronies.
Stranger: Okay I'll be sure to try
You: Have a great day. And a cupcake!

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 11 Apr 2011 00:12:28 GMT No.11853

Somepony shoulda been patient. They left before I could reply.
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Vanilla Blast!ae2I8tNhh2 11 Apr 2011 00:17:39 GMT No.11854

File: 130248105944.png (29.93 KB, 833x645, oh_dear.png)

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS PONIES!
TELL ME YOU'RE HERE, YOU AWESOME PERSON

>I'm gonna do something if you aren't here

Not here... *sob*

EvilEnchanter!3GqYIJ3Obs 11 Apr 2011 00:23:15 GMT No.11855

>>11854
Copy-paste the entire convo. FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA! I wanna see your derpiness in it's full extent o-o

Vanilla Blast!ae2I8tNhh2 11 Apr 2011 00:27:36 GMT No.11856

File: 130248165601.jpg (6.91 KB, 242x245, 130237614625.jpg)

>>11855

No can do, didn't save it, closed the tab...
Sorry.

EvilEnchanter!3GqYIJ3Obs 11 Apr 2011 00:29:22 GMT No.11857

File: 130248176198.png (174.71 KB, 851x838, HeavyMetalFluttershy.png)

Flawless victory!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Asl
You: Heellooo
You: How are you
Stranger: Good u?
You: Terrific
Stranger: Thts goodd
You: It's 2.03 am, and I really should et some sleep
You: But who needs sleep, amirite?
Stranger: It's 8:03?
You: Well, I live in Norway, so.
You: 02.03 here :P
Stranger: Ohh lol:]
You: By the way, you don't happen to watch the new My Little Pony, do you`
You: I know
You: Wierd question
You: But it's a genuinely good show
Stranger: Uhm no? Lol
You: Ever watched Power Puff Girls?
Stranger: Yess lol
You: Do you like it?
Stranger: I used to .. How old are you?
You: The new My Little Pony is made by the same woman :U
You: I'm 18, actually :P
Stranger: Nicee lol male or femaleee lol
You: It's funny, the mane watchers of the new MLP is 16 to 35 year old men xD
You: And I'm a guy
Stranger: Thts weirdd
Stranger: Lol cool
You: Maybe. But you shouldn't judge the book by it's cover ;)
You: The new MLP have as much to do with the old ones as Harry Potter has to do with Star Wars :P
Stranger: Haha cool? Lol
You: Both the animation, the voice actors, the jokes etc are really good :D
Stranger: Sorry I say lol to muchh haha
You: Not to mention the community. Nicest bunch I've EVER met on the intenet
You: Don't mention it, I don't mind ;)
You: Also; inteRnet* :P
You: Lol
Stranger: Haha ok:] lol
You: Give it a try, ok?
You: Here's a link to the first episode
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: Give it an honest try, and you might find out you like it ;D
Stranger: Haha ok lol1 sec
You: Sure
Stranger: I'll watch it later bc I'm on my iPod so I cnt go back and forth from this and the vid so imma watch it later
You: Haha, I see :D
You: But it's cool that you'll give it a chance :)
Stranger: Hahaa:]
You: It's really hard to find somepony who listens to me about it :P
You: Btw, you can find all the episodes on youtube, so theres no short supply xD
Stranger: Haha ok I'll be sure to checkk it out
You: Sweet
Stranger: Chaya lol
You: Last, but not least, heres a link to some awesome people www.ponychan.net
You: :D
Stranger: Can u send it again but by it's self bc my iPod won't let me clickon it
You: www.ponychan.net
Stranger: Wtff my iPod won't let me click on it!! Haha sorry I look up the website later to haha
You: :U
You: Oh well.
You: Awesome :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Whoops I mean hahaa lol
You: xD
Stranger: Ah dammit I'm bad at trying not to say lol
You: Hehe, no worries
Stranger: haha:D
You: If/when you go to ponychan, if you ever see EvilEnchanter there, that's me ;)
You: Just an fyi xD
Stranger: Hahaa ok
You: How old are you, btw?
Stranger: 16 1/2 lol
You: Nice
Stranger: Yupp lol
Stranger: Ahh I did it again!
You: It's a good age :)
You: As I said, I don't mind xD
You: You can lol as much as you want
You: lololol
Stranger: Yeahh so farr anyway lol and thankss
You: Sure thing, man
Stranger: (I'm a girl) lol
You: Ah, my bad
You: Sure thing, woman
You: xDD
You: Lol
Stranger: Haha xD
Stranger: Soo..
You: Yeah?
Stranger: Idk I'm bored lol
You: Haha
You: What's your location?
Stranger: I'm not trying to sound creeperish
You: I live in Norway
Stranger: What so u look like? Lol
Stranger: Americaa
You: Pffft, after what I've gotten from you so far, nothing can creep me out. You're too nice C:
Stranger: Ahh yay:] lol

I Brony; He, She, They, Brony 11 Apr 2011 00:37:40 GMT No.11858

You: ANYPONY OUT THERE?
Stranger: wanna see my candy vag?
Stranger: guess not.
You: is there a pony in it?
Stranger: nope.
You: damn
Stranger: just my wet cunt.
You: Candy Vag detected
Stranger: hehehe.
You: LETS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL OUT
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RED Soldier 11 Apr 2011 01:04:01 GMT No.11859

File: 130248384115.jpg (95.62 KB, 379x360, Uh Huh.jpg)

Just checking in. I've converted a couple to the herd. How's everypony else doing?

ItenaPony 11 Apr 2011 01:13:51 GMT No.11860

Been recruitin' a few.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: You a brony?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats a brony?
You: A brony is one who is a fan of the latest awesome cartoon show.
You: It's all the rage these days.
You: It's full of friendship and magic.
Stranger: no cartoons are pony
You: That's silly.
You: What a narrow minded way of thinking.
You: You're just not man enough for a cartoon.
Stranger: yeah thats pretty much why cartoons are too badass for me
You: HO SHIT.
You: You're too manly for this chat.
You: You better leave before it exploooooooodeeeessss!
Stranger: you seem like a parasprite no?
You: I'm no parasprite, but I'm not not a parasprite.
Stranger: ohh i see what you did there
You: JAMES DOESN'T EXIST.
Stranger: why wouldnt i exist?
You: You're too manly to exist.
Stranger: what are you some sort of wizard at guessing names?
You: I AM A PONY, I KNOW ALL.
Stranger: ponies know nothing
You: They know the secret though.
You: The biggest secret.
Stranger: what is this 'big secret' you are speaking of sounds important
You: Come closer....
Stranger: i cant my nose will smack you in the face... as you see i am quite jewish
You: closer!!!!!
Stranger: NEVAA GTFO OF HERE HITLTER PONEH
You: *psst*
You: Spike....
You: has a crush....
You: on Rarity!
You: *the whole world gasps*
Stranger: OMFG NO WAI
You: But you gotta promise me to tell no one!
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSceQk7VbYU
Stranger: i wont i promise
Stranger: oh so your a fan of the my lil pony franchise?
Stranger: oh whats this
You: Not the franchise, just the newest show.
You: The franchise is crap.
You: The new show is WHATISTHISWHYISITGOOD good.
Stranger: the franchise was way better your missing out
You: If you watch the show, then I'll look into the franchise.
Stranger: ok but only if you play with the dolls first
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHCgmdZumOY&NR=1
You: You have my word.
Stranger: noice ok
You: Alright, good day sir. I'ma go off and play with some ponies.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgVPun6TuQQ&NR=1
Stranger: okay have fun with that imma watch the show
You: I like the way you think.
You: all the eps are on youtube btw.
Stranger: nice now i dont have to torrent them!
You: You'll love it and be obsessed with them....FOREVER!
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWP_rPmeOdA&feature=related
Stranger: okay good sir ill be seeing you never again unless you are the wizard that you are at guessing names and other stuff
You: Hey waiiiit.
You: there's a good place to spot me.
You: Ponychan.net
You: I'm ItenaPony on there.
You: You mind if I post this chat on the omegle thread there? It's only with your permission.
Stranger: if you want
You: Yes! Best day ever!
Stranger: okay see ya later then

Star !LiteAAhd/Y 11 Apr 2011 01:16:25 GMT No.11861

>>11859
I talked to three people about it, one of which might've watched the video I sent, one who already knew about it but wasn't interested, and one who immediately disconnected when I told him the title.

I also met 4 /b/tards and a couple of random people who I had interesting conversations with. Lately I've just gotten 10 straight minutes of 'asl'.

ItenaPony 11 Apr 2011 01:38:42 GMT No.11862

Aaaah, it's at the seventh page! This thread needs to be archived somehow!!!

Anonymous 11 Apr 2011 01:52:04 GMT No.11863

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You: Butter
Stranger: oooh pancakes.
You: Niiiiiiiiiice
Stranger: Have a great day bro. check out My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic if you haven't already. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic
You: Yeah, nice to see another brony on here
Stranger: brony! sweet.
Stranger: So you go on ponychan?
Stranger: or just /b/?
You: Yeah, but mostly I just go on /co/ to talk about it
Stranger: cool.
Stranger: I'm Pinkiefan on ponychan. Come and give a shout out if you have time.
You: Kay. I'll do that
Stranger: We have an omegle thread open there.
Stranger: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
You: I'll definitelycheck that out
Stranger: Sweet.
Stranger: See ya later, brony!
You: Cya!
Stranger: ooh wait.
Stranger: who's your fave?
You: Ooh tough call
You: Probably either Pinkie or Rainbow Dash
Stranger: cool.
Stranger: Pinkie is definitely my favorite. Her fourth wall breaking and super powers are hilarious.
You: Yeah. I liked her in that parasprite episode. She was funny
Stranger: Have tuba, will travel.
Stranger: well, my wrist is starting to hurt from typing, so I should go. Nice chattin with you, brony:)
You: Nice. Cya Pinkiefan
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I fucking love Omegle, sometimes.

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 11 Apr 2011 01:52:20 GMT No.11864

And one more before my wrist falls off.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Butter
You: oooh pancakes.
Stranger: Niiiiiiiiiice
You: Have a great day bro. check out My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic if you haven't already. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic
Stranger: Yeah, nice to see another brony on here
You: brony! sweet.
You: So you go on ponychan?
You: or just /b/?
Stranger: Yeah, but mostly I just go on /co/ to talk about it
You: cool.
You: I'm Pinkiefan on ponychan. Come and give a shout out if you have time.
You: We have an omegle thread open there.
Stranger: Kay. I'll do that
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/215070.html
Stranger: I'll definitelycheck that out
You: Sweet.
You: See ya later, brony!
Stranger: Cya!
You: ooh wait.
You: who's your fave?
Stranger: Ooh tough call
Stranger: Probably either Pinkie or Rainbow Dash
You: cool.
You: Pinkie is definitely my favorite. Her fourth wall breaking and super powers are hilarious.
Stranger: Yeah. I liked her in that parasprite episode. She was funny
You: Have tuba, will travel.
You: well, my wrist is starting to hurt from typing, so I should go. Nice chattin with you, brony:)
Stranger: Nice. Cya Pinkiefan

Pinkiefan!!V5AGtjMTL2 11 Apr 2011 01:54:58 GMT No.11865

>>11863
lol, beat me to it.

Star !LiteAAhd/Y 11 Apr 2011 01:57:45 GMT No.11866

File: 130248706510.gif (549.29 KB, 200x200, flutter and angel.gif)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you?
You: fine
You: i don't mean to be so abrupt, but I have a video I'd like to show you
You: I promise it's not a rick roll or anything like that
Stranger: ok, what is it then?
You: it's the newest cartoon by Lauren Faust
You: it's a lot better than you'd expect by reading the name
Stranger: ok
You: keep an open mind, and you'll probably find that you like it
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: and remember, it has a HUGE following online
You: the first two episodes aren't great
You: but it gets way better after that
Stranger: oook
You: trust me, if you watch it,m you'll probably like it
You: the animation and voice acting are top notch
Stranger: ok
You: the show actually has a plot, and
You: the characters are 3 dimensional
Stranger: ok, i might watch it then
You: you should
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
the link, again
Stranger: ok
You: a group of us from www.ponychan.net are here tonight to show it to others, in case they like it
Stranger: ok
You: i hope you watch the video, and keep at it
You: not everypony loves episode 3 or 4 or 5, but everypony probsbly loves at least one of them, so if you're willing to watch the first five, you might find yourself addicted
You: also, all of the episodes are available on youtube
Stranger: ok
You: i hope you enjoy it
You: if you ever go to the website, www.ponychan.net you can look me up
You: my name there is StarLite, but you don't need a username or anything
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i might
Stranger: :)
You: i hope you enjoy it
You: if it's alright with you, can i post this chat in our omegle thread?
Stranger: yeah, sure no prob
Stranger: :D
You: thanks
You: you're the first one who actually agreed to watch it in 3 hours
Stranger: wow, really?
Stranger: that's meann D:
You: yeah, most people just type 'asl', and the other three that stayed long enough for me to show it to either weren't interested or immediately disconnected
Stranger: yeah..most do
You: well, i'd better be going - i've got a lot more fans to attempt to convert
You: thanks for your time
You: if you like the show, i'm glad i could show it to you
Stranger: you're welcome
You: if you don't, thanks for giving it a chance
Stranger: I'm liking it till now
Stranger: bye then :)
You: bye
You: stop by ponychan sometime - we're all loving people over there
Stranger: ok
Stranger: :D
You: :)
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Star !LiteAAhd/Y 11 Apr 2011 02:22:59 GMT No.11867

File: 130248857930.png (95.17 KB, 425x360, cute rainbow.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Brony?
Stranger: nope
You: sorry
Stranger: asl?????????///////
Stranger: ????
You: that's a lot of question marks
Stranger: yeah i know
You: also, what exactly is it you're looking for when you ask that?
You: and don't say 'age, sex and location'
Stranger: age sex location
Stranger: 09asl
You: i mean, why do you do it?
You: i honestly don't get it
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: jus a habit
Stranger: hehe
You: ah
Stranger: lol
You: sounds fun
You: also, I have a video I'd like you to see
You: and i promise it's not a rick roll or anything
Stranger: okay
You: a group of us are on omegle to show it to others
Stranger: so how do u send it 2 me
You: it's on youtube
You: keep an open mind if you watch it, and please, remember that the title will make you not want to watch it
You: but it's a LOT better than it sounds
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: it's suprisingly good
Stranger: ok
You: it's made by Lauren Faust, and the plot, characters, animation and voices are top notch
Stranger: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Episode 1 - The Mare In The Moon (Pilot Part 1/2)
You: yes
You: the first two episodes aren't great, but it gets a lot better after thart
You: *that
Stranger: ok
You: and it's not at all like the old My Little Pony
Stranger: hahahaha okay
You: trust me, if you're willing to watch the first five episodes you'll definitely be hooked
You: you mightv even be hooked by the firt episode
You: *first
Stranger: okay
You: it has a HUGE following online
Stranger: laslas
You: and the fanbase is amazing - www.ponychan.net
that's our message board
You: all the episodes are available on youtube
You: so, watch a few episodes and keep an open mind
You: if you like the show, i'm glad i could show it to you
if you don't, thanks for giving it a chance
Stranger: yeah itz gud
You: i'm glad to hear that
You: we have a topic about omegle going on right now - is it alright if i post this conversation there?

Never got a final word on whether or not I could post this, but I hope it's okay. Two potential converts right after each other makes this whole day worthwhile.

tsnyder700!!SzMzV4Awp1 11 Apr 2011 02:24:32 GMT No.11868

You: so i herd u liek bronies.
Stranger: i do
Stranger: also
Stranger: butter
Stranger: on
Stranger: bronies
You: pancakes
You: aw
You: damn
You: LETS DISCUSS FRIENDSHIP IN THIS THREAD
Stranger: HOW ABOUT NO.... okay
You: ILL START
You: DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA
You: TODAY I WAS AN ASSISTANT IN A CRIME
You: YOUR FAITHFUL STUDENT
You: PINKIE SHY
You: YOUR TURN BRAHNIE
You: WHAT DID YOU LEARN BOUT DEM FREINDSHIP
Stranger: what even are you talking about
You: OOOH SILLY
You: WHATS YOUR CUTIE MARK
You: IS IT A LIGHTNINGBOLT
You: MAYBE AN HOURGLASS
You: A MUSICAL NOTE?
Stranger: A BIG 90" DILDO
You: AH THOSE ARE UM
You: NOT ACCEPTABLE IN EQUESTRIA
Stranger: DAMN
Stranger: WWELL
You: CHOSE SOMETHING TV 7 APPROPRIATE
Stranger: ILL MAKE IT ACCEPTABLE
Stranger: WELL
You: ALRIGHT
Stranger: HOW ABOUT A 60" DILDO
You: PERFECT
Stranger: AWESOME!
You: THISLL MAKE A GREAT LETTER TO THE PRINCESS
Stranger: I KNOW IT WILL BE AMAZING
You: ALRIGHTY THEN
You: SEE YOU IN PONYVILLE

I thought this was a good one.

RapidDash!iok1mOe6Pg 11 Apr 2011 02:35:54 GMT No.11869

this thread needs to be /arch/'d pronto

RED Soldier 11 Apr 2011 02:54:37 GMT No.11870

File: 130249047564.png (218.19 KB, 515x719, Salute.png)

>>11869
Yes, definitely.

Anonymous 11 Apr 2011 03:06:49 GMT No.11871

File: 130249120978.jpg (50.9 KB, 1052x492, omegle 1.jpg)

Star !LiteAAhd/Y 11 Apr 2011 03:08:13 GMT No.11872

File: 130249129328.png (95.15 KB, 275x320, twilight happy.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: Hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: Good you?
You: good, thanks
Stranger: Yepyepyep
You: hurray for Duckie
Stranger: Pretty in pink
You: oh
You: do you like muffins?
Stranger: Yes yes I do.
You: here is a muffin for you, express delievered by Derpy Hooves
Stranger: Why thank you!
You: you are quite welcome
You: would you like to watch a video?
Stranger: No, I wouldn't.
You: aw
You: that is a shame
Stranger: Sorry!
You: no problem
You: i'll get over it
Stranger: Thanks for understanding
You: no problem
You: if you don't mind, i'm going to post the link anyway in case you change your mind later
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
Stranger: enjoyment I anticipated experiencing after performing said activity have fun. What's the vid?
You: it's the first episode of the newest show by Lauren Faust
You: a group of us online are on omegle to show it to people
You: it's a lot better than it sounds
You: it's "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"
Stranger: Oh okay. Well, I'll let you get back to sharing the news :D and I'll watch it.
You: the first two episodes aren't great, but it gets a lot better after that
You: thanks for giving it a try
Stranger: Yes sir/ma'am
You: also, our message board at www.ponychan.net has an omegle thread right now - is it alright if i post this conversation there?
Stranger: Sure sure
You: thanks
You: all of the episodes are on youtube
Stranger: Okie doke
You: enjoy, and feel free to come by ponychan sometime - everypony's nice there
Stranger: Haha okay
You: thanks. bye
You have disconnected.

Star !LiteAAhd/Y 11 Apr 2011 03:12:27 GMT No.11873

File: 130249154759.png (95.15 KB, 275x320, twilight happy.png)

>>11872
>enjoyment I anticipated experiencing after performing said activity

Best wordfilter ever.

Anonymous 11 Apr 2011 03:17:09 GMT No.11874

+ 1 brony

You: my little pony?
Stranger: Friendship is magic?
You: yeah
Stranger: Never seen it.
You: you should
Stranger: But I watched a fake trailer that mashed it up with The Dark Knight once.
Stranger: That was pretty fun.
You: heres a link, give it a try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
Stranger: You know, I expected you to parasprite me with some disturbing video. I'm pleasantly surprised.
Stranger: I guess I'll have to watch it.
You: yeah, bronies don't do that
Stranger: Good to know.
Stranger: Also, I love the word bronies.
Stranger: You're really selling me on this thing.
You: good, join the rainbow side
Stranger: Hah, I think I will.
Stranger: Oh, do you ever read the blog Comics Alliance?
You: no
Stranger: They talk about that show with surprising regularity.
Stranger: That and Batman.
You: i will check it out
Stranger: Cool. Well, thanks for the link, bronie.
Stranger: Or brony.
Stranger: Whichever is proper.
You: sure thing

Spike!EvOFx4ZMSk 11 Apr 2011 03:28:00 GMT No.11875

Stranger: horny?
You: butter?
Stranger: pancakes
You: ponies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd.

RED Soldier 11 Apr 2011 04:05:01 GMT No.11877

File: 130249470001.png (218.19 KB, 515x719, Salute.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Brony?
Stranger: Oh, hello to you, and YES, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MY LITTLE PONY
You: YAY!
Stranger: Put your hoof in mine, my fellow, little brony
You: I shall!
Stranger: So, my brony friend, do you have a favorite of the ponies?
You: Well, it's a bit of a tie between Fluttershy and Rarity.
Stranger: Fluttershy is so sweet and sensitive, she is one of my favorites too~
You: Yeah, she's so adorable <3
Stranger: She is so loving and caring, and did you happen to see the new episode on Friday, because it was a Fluttershy story
You: Yeah, A Bird in the Hoof, was it?
Stranger: Yes, that is exactly it,and it was thoroughly enjoyable, I felt
You: Yeah, it's definatley one of my favorite episodes
Stranger: We all knew that the bird was probably a phoenix, but it was still entertaining
You: Yeah, I kinda figured it out about halfway through, but yes, entertaining nonetheless
Stranger: Oh well, it as not as though these stories are directed toward more sophisticated audiences, but that is precisely part of the appeal
You: Pretty much!
You: So, do you frequent ponychan?
Stranger: Yes, of course, it is a favorite place of mine for all things My Little Pony
You: Alright, do you post under a name?
Stranger: I apologize, but I usually post anonymously, as I do with all the other chans
You: Right right, I'm the RED Soldier
Stranger: I see, I see, well I will certainly look out for your posts, in that case
You: Yeah, I posted a few times in the Omegle thread
Stranger: Ah, haha, that is awesome, I am sure that many bronies have been formed through Omegle
You: Yes, I've recruited about three so far. So have most other bronies.
Stranger: You are doing the Lord's will, my brony friend, as are all other Brony Evangelists
You: Yes yes, we are the saviors of friendship
Stranger: All of you, all of us, would make Princess Celestia so proud, since we know the value of fellowship through our love of ponies
You: Apony to that.
Stranger: Let there be salvation and magic for everypony, regardless of color or status
You: Oh my, I think this could be history in the making!
Stranger: Yes, now is the time for bronies everywhere to answer the call of Equestria
You: Yes
You: This could be the New Brony Testament.
Stranger: Well, for what it is worth, this makes a lot more sense than most other religions
You: Yeah, I suppose it does.
Stranger: Indeed, I would rather have peace and love through ponies than terror and bloodshed from vengeful gods
You: Indeed, indeed!
You: Well, I suppose I should go ahead and post this.
Stranger: Of course, by all means, I hope that this conversation will hearten and encourage all of our fellow bronies
You: Yes yes, I do hope so!
You: I suppose this is good bye for now.
Stranger: Indeed, so I will bid you a fond farewell for now, although I may perhaps see you again on Ponychan, maybe even with a username
Stranger: Until then, though, take care for now, and may your life be filled with friendship and ponies~
You: And muffins!
Stranger: Yes, of course, there should definitely be muffins too
You: Yes, farewell!
You have disconnected.

ItenaPony 11 Apr 2011 04:10:09 GMT No.11878

Yeaahh, the thread's in /arch/!

Dawnlight !SP5BRo9IC2 11 Apr 2011 05:15:14 GMT No.11879

Stranger: hey
You: Greetings, am I in the presence of a brony?
Stranger: what is a brony?
You: Aha! A brony is a fan of the new, and surprisingly entertaining, My Little Pony cartoons (it's manlier than it sounds!)
Stranger: really?
You: Indeed
Stranger: i am curious
Stranger: as to what these cartoons consist of
You: If you imagine the naff old 80s MLP cartoons
You: and then get rid of everything beside from the talking ponies
You: And instead replace it with wit, entertaining humour and some surprisingly good actors
Stranger: im only 16
Stranger: i dont remember the 80s
You: One gets FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC :D
You: You should totally watch the first episode - although feel free to skip the theme song, it's a bit sickly sweet =3
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
Stranger: what
Stranger: the
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: did u make
Stranger: me
Stranger: watch

Well... I can't say that a new fan has been made today =3

McBehrer 11 Apr 2011 06:59:44 GMT No.11882

File: 130250518067.png (525.27 KB, 1680x1050, smile.png)

You: brony?
Stranger: pancake?
You: I like mine with butter, if that's what you're asking
You: not much of a fan of 4chan though
Stranger: aww it has its ok boards
You: maybe
You: but I prefer ponychan
You: much nicer
Stranger: but nice is boring when i have to be nice all day normally
You: Friendship is Magic and shit
You: it's a good type of nice
You: REAL nice, not employee nice
Stranger: lol
Stranger: maybe one day
You: you ought to give it a try
You: the show, that is
Stranger: And that would be? A remake of my little pony?
You: an actually GOOD one, yes
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: first episode
You: the first 2 are a bit cheesey, but the rest are really good
Stranger: i dont think i can handle this
You: sure you can
You: there's a HUGE 18-40 year old Male fanbase
You: straight, even
You: non-pedophile
Stranger: shocking
You: It's directed by Lauren Faust
Stranger: and hey wtf they made an evil pony
You: she was in charge of PPG and Foster's
You: If you watch the episode(s) and like what you see, you should check out Ponychan.
Stranger: FOSTERS <333
Stranger: i'll give it a shot
You: make a post on /pony/ saying you're new, and I'll try and contact you
You: I'm McBehrer on the boards
Stranger: alright :) thanks!
You: yeah
You: enjoy!
Stranger: take care. imma go watch and then head to bed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

got a new guy, maybe!

TurniBrony!6az3iZnF.w 11 Apr 2011 13:24:51 GMT No.11888

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So I got alittle jaded with the asl stuff and just decided to go to town with it. Results were very good.

Stranger: hi. 17, f, philippines. you?
You: 23 gal from Gotham
Stranger: how are you?
You: Going solo. Because The Joker NEVER appeciates me!
You: He makes me go CRAZY!
Stranger: who's the Joker?
You: Only the baddest crime boss on town!
You: He's so dreamy...
You: NO!
You: Snap out of it Harley!
You: He's scum! And he's not good for me!
Stranger: i can'y understand you.
Stranger: what are u talking about
You: The doctors in Arkham said the same thing
Stranger: oh i see.
You: "Harley is crazy" "Oh, she's insane"
You: It makes me so MAD!
Stranger: well i guess you like sum1 but you couldnt have him.. is that it?
You: Exactly!
You: It's mad love I tell ya
Stranger: oh i see and you gave him a codename "the joker"?
You: That's what he calls himself.
You: He never told me his real name.
Stranger: you go the chance to meet him?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: *got
You: I met him back when I was a therapist
Stranger: he's a bad guy?
You: You could say that again!
Stranger: why arent you a therapist now?
Stranger: oh i'm sorry to hear that.. i'm sure you deserve somepony better.
You: Well, I helped him escape from Arkam
You: So Ivy keeps telling me.
Stranger: who's ivy?
Stranger: and what's arkam?
Stranger: is it a place?
You: It's a asylum.
Stranger: like a hidden organization?
You: They send all the crazy people there. And there's alot of crazy people in Gotham.
Stranger: oh god.. is he really crazy or just mistaken identity?
You: He might be alittle bit crazy
You: But he does love me
Stranger: how could you say so that he's crazy?
Stranger: oh.. you lucky girl
You: Well, I'm alittle crazy myself. Or so people keep saying
Stranger: youre loved by the man who you also llove.
You: Well...
You: He doesn't allways show it though.
You: And he's bad for me!
Stranger: why?
Stranger: is he a criminal?
You: Yes!
You: Well, I am too
Stranger: why?
You: He turned me into it.
Stranger: how could you say so?
You: Then Batman is allways bothering my poor Joker.
Stranger: what's your real name?
You: Harleen Quinzel
You: But I prefer Harley Quinn!
You: That's what Joker called me
You: He has a thing for clown stuff
Stranger: you like calling each other fictional characters eh?
You: Oh u on to me now? ;D
You: It was fun.
Stranger: what do u mean?
Stranger: yeah..
You: It was all a story :P
Stranger: haha. i enjoyed talking about it. :))
You: Batman is great
Stranger: sure is. :)
You: And I do love Harley
Stranger: i knew that ur talking about batman from the very start. :)
Stranger: so do i. :)
Stranger: great fan right here. :))
You: :>
Stranger: do u have a facebook account?
You: Nope
Stranger: too bad.
Stranger: what's ur real name then?
You: But I post on Ponychan
Stranger: havent heard about it yet.
You: It's a chan dedicated to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
You: It's pretty good
Stranger: haha. maybe i'll check it later. :)
You: Allright, cool.
You: Also.
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html#11720
You: Here's the thread. Were the pony fans came from into omegle. :P
Stranger: oh i see. its a good thing right there. :)
Stranger: what's ur real name?
You: That is a secret
You: Sorry
You: False step and the Bats will get me
Stranger: oohh.. haha its okay.. :)
You: Mind if I post this convo on the thread?
Stranger: hahaha. sure its fine. :)
You: =b

Pony tail!trW4.i1Gd6 11 Apr 2011 13:43:45 GMT No.11889

so... is there anypony doing this anymore?

Anonymous 11 Apr 2011 21:18:41 GMT No.11897

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: The he said
Stranger: wat up ?
You: "Why watch this show?"
You: The I was like
You: "It's awesome."
Stranger: wat show ?
Stranger: how i met ur mom ?
You: Pfft, My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic of course
Stranger: nice !
Stranger: that sounds awesome
You: You bet your sweet flank it is.
Stranger: agreed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TurniBrony!6az3iZnF.w 12 Apr 2011 11:54:38 GMT No.11904

File: 130260927792.jpg (225.91 KB, 711x812, ForeverAPone.jpg)

Stranger: hello
You: Do you like ponies?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Forever a pone.

Anonymous 13 Apr 2011 06:05:17 GMT No.11911

File: 130267471761.png (68.49 KB, 656x384, Screen shot 2011-04-13 at 1_30…)

i actually found this one quite funny

prejudgements cheese !cakeXfhA/w 13 Apr 2011 07:19:26 GMT No.11912

You: are you a brony?
Stranger: whast that?
You: it's kind of like a religion
Stranger: yeah i'm religious
You: well, is your religion centered around the magical land of equestria?
You: and are your messiahs neon cartoon equines?
Stranger: anope not really
You: awww
Stranger: what r u talkin about?
You: have you watched the new my little pony cartoon?
Stranger: i dont watch al that
Stranger: whats yr age?
You: 17/m/california
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Anonymous 13 Apr 2011 22:51:04 GMT No.11917

>>11882
I know this post is old... but every time I said butter but then said I don't actually go to /b/ they would freak out and attack me and call the scum of the earth or what ever... how did you get some one that was actually sane?

RedEnchilada 16 Apr 2011 04:07:14 GMT No.12875

File: 130292683375.png (129.4 KB, 1211x870, theclosestthingtoproofihave.pn…)

log was reaaaaally long, so http://pastebin.com/CvjLAS14

I think I converted somepony!

RaccoonRat 19 Apr 2011 10:50:44 GMT No.16441

File: 130321024462.jpg (594.89 KB, 550x1582, Brony1.jpg)

I totally converted this guy just now. This one couldn't have gone better. :D

TurniBrony!wQkfoLr0Mc 19 Apr 2011 17:16:12 GMT No.16454

File: 130323337262.jpg (43.67 KB, 516x360, Celestia.jpg)

You: Brony?
Stranger: Huh?
You: No?
You: Do you like ponies then?
Stranger: No!
You: Butter then?
Stranger: Butter feels good in my candy vag. Hahahaha
You: Do you like burbon whiskey?
You: DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING?!
You: GOD!
Stranger: I love mastubatidng!
You: No you don't.
Stranger: Haha tease me!!!
You: You don't have any hands.
Stranger: I do too. Haha
You: No way.
You: Since you don't like ponies and burbon.
You: Obviously you don't have hands!
Stranger: Haha just tease me! I know all guys want to on this.
You: Have you ever felt pure magic?
You: And I'm not talking about straight absinthe here. I mean real magic.
You: Ofcourse not.
You: YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS!
You: HOW CAN YOU EVEN TYPE?!
You: Do you have a dwarven mindslave to do it for you?
You: Huh? HUH?!
You: SLAVERY IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW!
You: I'm reporting you to Mr. Wright.
You: Armless pony hating non-burbon drinking FREAK!
You: FREAK I TELL YOU!
You: What's the matter?
You: Pony got your tongue?
You: I thought so.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 19 Apr 2011 21:01:40 GMT No.16456

where's everypony?

robot rainbow dash attack 22 Apr 2011 01:42:40 GMT No.16944

You: brony
You: somepony who waches my little pony friendship is magic
Stranger: YES
Stranger: twilight sparkle!
You: OMG realy
You: u go on ponychan!!!
Stranger: twilight sparkle is my favorite character! shes so cool.
You: my is rainbow dash
You: she is awesome
Stranger: rainbow dash is cool. she can clear the sky in under 10 seconds
Stranger: i counted
You: at least she is 20% cooler
Stranger: ummm......
You: so do u go on ponychan
Stranger: get a life and some friends. that show sucks
You: then how you get the refrence?
You: ?

Wessel!L.HNflInAg 22 Apr 2011 12:54:01 GMT No.17328

Somepony please join me on Omegle. Trying for half an hour now, no luck so far.

Wessel!L.HNflInAg 22 Apr 2011 13:29:08 GMT No.17329

This started out well, but then they turned into neighsayer-mode. :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello.
Stranger: heyyo
You: Just a quick question: What is your opinion on Lauren Faust and her brightly colored, buttstamp wearig ponies?
Stranger: i have none
Stranger: give me 5 mins and i can have one
Stranger: if i did some interweb research
You: Sure.
You: Lemme help you :3
Stranger: hahah k
You: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic
Stranger: enlighten me stranger
You: Link, you have it.
Stranger: holy shit
You: Haha.
Stranger: hooooowllyshit
You: Consider yourself introduced.
You: Now your curiosity will grow.
You: To the point you watch an episode.
You: Then another one...
Stranger: it has alreadyy occured
You: Then suddenly you're a frequent poster on ponychan.net
Stranger: im currently doing so
You: Hahahahaha.
Stranger: im doing ALL OF THOSE THINGs
You: o:
Stranger: jesus christ this is like a 6 year old girls fever dream
You: :(
You: I'd recommend you to not start witht he pilot...
You: Rather the episode Bridle Gossip or something.
You: Or Feeling Pinkie Keen (even though the moral in that one is retarded).
Stranger: this is jokes
Stranger: no one actually watches this
You: ...
Stranger: .....amirite?
You: I'm not kidding.
You: Look at the demographic stats on YouTube.
You: most people that watch it are 20-30 year old males :V
You: At least that's what they show on most episodes...
Stranger: fuckin goons
You: lol...
You: Not goons, it's a bannable offense on SA afaik :V
You: talking bout ponies.
Stranger: hahah nice
You: Although...
You: there's always Ponygoons
Stranger: sounds like some lord of the rings shit brewing
Stranger: in the lard blasted lands of ponydor
You: mlponies.com ... it was made after the threads on SA got gassed :V
You: So you're a frequent poster/lurker on SA or what? You must have noticed those pony avatars :l
Stranger: nah
Stranger: just aware of it all, bein an ponymer and whatnot
Stranger: had a roomate that was a bit of a btard
You: /b/ is pretty crazy about it too :V
You: not as much as /co/ though.
Stranger: hah really
You: Yes.
Stranger: then the fuck did this start
Stranger: *when the fuck
You: Uhh... really got popular round early february I think.
Stranger: how long u think this bulldonkey is gonna hang around
You: I have no clue, but season 2 has been confirmed... and season 3 unofficially. :P
You: Also... one of the character appearances in the show owes its existance to 4Chan.
You: Because apparently the creator is a frequent 4Chan lurker...
Stranger: weird
Stranger: very weird
You: Eeeeyup.
Stranger: FOREVER ALONE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FOREVER A PONE

FelloBrony 23 Apr 2011 01:37:29 GMT No.17345

File: 130352264913.jpg (6.57 KB, 256x192, james YES.jpg)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: helooooo
You: Brony?
Stranger: the paper towel??
You: nah a Bro Pony
You: as in a follower of MLP:FIM
You: which is a cool show and u should watch it
Stranger: what channel
You: its on the HUB...but you can find it easily on youtube
You: give it a watch you might like it
Stranger: cool... whats it about
You: its basically MLP except it doesn't suck
Stranger: no clue what mlp is
You: and MLP is My Little Pony
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: whats fim stand for
You: Friends is Magic
You: or something close lol
Stranger: ummmm is this show appropriate for a 16 yr old??
You: hell yeah
You: people in their 20s are watching this
You: GUYS
Stranger: damn i gotta give this a look then
You: yes you do
Stranger: im gonna go do that
You: very good sir
You: come visit us at PonyChan as well, its our internet community
You: u watching?
Stranger: this is scary.... lol
You: u on ep 1?
You: well anyways if your watching then my work here is done. :)
Stranger: thank you very much sir
You: have a good day sir enjoy the lols
You have disconnected.

Anonymous 23 Apr 2011 04:38:26 GMT No.17346

Stranger: ...
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings and salutations
You: Brony?
Stranger: ...sure!
You: "Ballons and happiness"
Stranger: cool shit brah

Van Horsing!SiLvErHyi6 23 Apr 2011 21:01:28 GMT No.17421

Stranger: hi there there
You: Hi
Stranger: I just saw it
You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: excuse me ?
You: Are you a brony.
Stranger: idk what that is
Stranger: but i saw akywalker
Stranger: becomes Vader
You: allow me to explain then...
Stranger: thank u
You: A brony is somepony who likes the new My Little Pony Show. Not the old ones. The old ones are crap.
Stranger: didnt get to know it
Stranger: u have recommende utube ?
You: Uh, yes, you can watch it on youtube.
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: u want my recommended utube ?
You: okay.
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnC7Nwqw5Dg&feature=related
Stranger: I hate Ben Stein
You: >_>

Failure, but I'm not sure we'd want somepony like that around here. I haven't watched the video he linked to yet.

Puffcloud 24 Apr 2011 19:43:26 GMT No.18708

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I didn't find a brony, but I think I found Snape.

Brongaar 25 Apr 2011 00:32:56 GMT No.19089

Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: whats up?
You: nuthing.. just dealing with apples with 2 of my Sisters
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: apples?
You: loaded 6 truckloads today.. love this season.

Artax 25 Apr 2011 00:48:33 GMT No.19090

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Had alot of fun with this peoples.

I really oat to know better than to use all those puns.

Kilobytebrony 25 Apr 2011 01:37:17 GMT No.19093

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so my life is complete now

Brongaar 25 Apr 2011 01:44:02 GMT No.19094

Stranger: heyy
You: yo
Stranger: whatsupp?
You: sky, moon
Stranger: This is truee
You: well had my wings blown off by a little filly.... dang she's fast
Stranger: that's.. great
You: trying to get stuff to fillydelphia with the shockwave from this little filly tyring to break the sound barrier
Stranger: you type too slow ye
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Anonymous 26 Apr 2011 23:21:41 GMT No.20071

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Stranger: hi asl
You: 16/f/cloudsdale
Stranger: horny???
You: Yes, I am!Thanks for asking.
Stranger: its k
Stranger: boob size??
Stranger: candy vag lips length???/
You: Hu?I don't understand, sorry...do you have a horn too or are you a pegasus or earth pony?
Stranger: i cannt understand??
Stranger: wt s ur bra size???
You: Well, do you have a horn or wings or neither?
Stranger: horn means???
You: A unicorn horn of course, silly! You must be new here.
Stranger: s
Stranger: k.. i dono eng properly
Stranger: can u r u wearing??
You: My hat and my magic robe.I AM the great and powerful Trixie after all.

Once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie prevails.

Anonymous 27 Apr 2011 03:08:34 GMT No.20084

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what is your name ?
You: mlp?
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: mlp?
You: fim?
You: my little pony dude come on
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Anonymous 27 Apr 2011 03:10:17 GMT No.20085

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what is your name ?
You: mlp?
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: mlp?
You: fim?
You: my little pony dude come on
You have disconnected.

Wessel!L.HNflInAg 27 Apr 2011 19:50:38 GMT No.20127

BUMP! Been trying for hours now. :(

Wessel!L.HNflInAg 27 Apr 2011 21:11:25 GMT No.20132

She disconnected... :( Oh well, I bet I got this random stranger to watch ponies though!

--------------------

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI.
You: Art thou a comrade?
Stranger: HELLO.
Stranger: I wish.
You: A bro then?
Stranger: If a chick was to be considered a bro I think I would be her. :P
You: You can be a bro and be a chick.
You: Although I gotta admit that's a very unlikely combo.
Stranger: I know some girls who are bros. Haha.
You: You happen to know bronies too?
You: Or you ain't diggin people that watch that damn pony show.
Stranger: The only pony show I know of is President Taft's Pony Brigade.
Stranger: And I fucking hate Ponita.
You: Come on you know this one.
You: Think of animated puke in the 80s.
You: But then renewed in flash animation by a very talented animator.
You: Who managed to turn it into a meme.
You: I'm thinking of... (?)
Stranger: Damn. I'm not as internet smart as I thought.
You: My Little Pony :V
Stranger: Oh!
You: That wasn't so hard.
Stranger: I was actually thinking of that too.
Stranger: But I haven't seen any memes about it. xD
You: Whew, you been hiding under a rock for the past few months?
You: Ponies. Ponies everywhere.
Stranger: I've been seeing that freaking Nyan Cat everywhere lately.
You: *googles nyan cat*
You: Wow, that's one I haven't heard of.
You: Reminds me of Rainbow Dash. :V
Stranger: Haha. Well, I'm happy to have introduced you to Nyan Cat.
Stranger: It's awful.
You: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld5upv8qR51qfqxevo1_500.jpg ?
Stranger: You will see it everywhere now.
You: More or less awful.
You: Same, you'll see it everywhere now.
Stranger: Haha. I'm glad. xD
You: Seriously though.
You: Not a single avatar, pun, or thread?
You: Anywhere?
Stranger: Seriously! I never see anything about My Little Pony. Haha. And I'm online all the time during the week.
You: Now I wonder which sites you're on.
Stranger: Plus, a bunch of my friends go on 4chan.
Stranger: So, I feel like they should know about it.
You: Well ask those friends about ponies.
You: They'll be either 'YAY :D' or 'oh my god get out'
Stranger: Haha. I hope it's the latter.
You: Cause ponythreads are all over /b/ and especially /co/.
You: Haha, you'd be surprised.
Stranger: I assume you're a dude? xD
You: Ever heard of Lauren Faust?
Stranger: Not until now. Haha.
You: Yes. I'm a dude. Me and my roomies love ponies and we're totally straight. :V
You: At least I hope so.
Stranger: Good. I would hope you would love ponies.
You: Else I don't want to know...
Stranger: Frankie was based off of this chick! xD
You: Yes!
Stranger: I fucking loved that show.
You: Well the creator of that show.
Stranger: And Powerpuff Girls.
You: His wife directed the new MLP. :P
You: Also worked on PPG indeed.
Stranger: Haha. You know so much about My Little Ponies. xD
You: I spend most of my day in an IRC channel with about 80 other 'bronies'...
You: Don't ask me who came with that name.
You: So yeah... I'm bound to pick shit up.
Stranger: I love it. Haha.
You: So I handed in a pony animation for a class assignment and my teacher made me pass because 'she envied me for my bravery'.
Stranger: Haha. That's awesome.
Stranger: It was a very brave move indeed.
You: Yeah... weird. I'm taking an animation course and nopony over there heard anything about this show.
You: While they're all animation geeks.
Stranger: That's really cool. I've thought about being an animator but I decided video game design is what I want to do.
You: Like concept art, or?
You: what do you design, levels, code, art?
Stranger: As of now I design nothing since I'm not taking it yet but I would like to do concept art.
Stranger: I enjoy drawing characters and what not. :P
You: So do I... until recently I always just drew characters with empty backgrounds (blame the existence of the .PNG file format).
You: Because I thought I sucked at backgrounds
You: But I've been trying recently and I'm getting pretty good. Especially vector backgrounds.
Stranger: Yeah, I have to work on backgrounds. Haha. I'm pretty good at characters but I never really do a background either.
You: As soon as you get a hang of how perspective works, you'll suddenly make great progress.
Stranger: Yeah, I'm taking an art class soon to learn a few techniques and all that jazz. :P
You: That's nice. :]
You: Any particular schools you're trying to go for?
Stranger: I would love to go to SCAD.
Stranger: But it's so expensive that I don't think that will happen.
Stranger: :P
You: American?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Savannah College of Art and Design.
You: I suppose getting a scholarship is a no-go?
You: Yeah, getting into good artschools is kinda crappy in the USA, because money... :(
You: Over here education isn't all that expensive, no matter which school you go to.
Stranger: Are you in Germany? xD
Stranger: Or Austria possibly?
You: Close.
You: Netherlands.
You: Denmark has it better though.
You: Education is completely free over there.
You: No matter where you come from.
You: A friend of mine applied to an art school there for the 3rd time now, a very good school... People from Pixar etc. come there to give masterclasses.
You: It's kinda like the European Calarts, as far as I can tell from what she told me.
You: Except free.
You: You're uh... typing quite a big message there? :P
You: Well, if I don't respond: I'll be back in 2 minutes. Just getting a drink.
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Nova!HMQ8Krg16U 27 Apr 2011 22:14:11 GMT No.20133

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TurniBrony!wQkfoLr0Mc 30 Apr 2011 14:48:40 GMT No.23806

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: I am 17 Male, and I want YOU to disconnect me! =)
Stranger: =)
You: I won't even give you the pleasure.
You: So I'm gonna stay.
Stranger: Aw, okay?
You: Eyup.
Stranger: So... can u suggest me a good porn movie?
You: Nope.
You: But I can suggest a good TV series!
You: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: Mhm. ok
Stranger: Alreday seen that one!
You: Oh really?
Stranger: Nope, but i wont watch it! Dont tryna parasprite me!!
You: Fuck you. I'm legit.
You: There's even a Ponychan. With omegle threads.
Stranger: Yeah... u think i go and watch in now?
You: I couldn't care less.
You: 'Cause you're clearly an idiot. ;D
Stranger: Can u tell me ur age?
Stranger: v
Stranger: I am 17 Male, and I want YOU to disconnect me! =)
Stranger: I am 17 Male, and I want YOU to disconnect me! =)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: But u wanted to stay
You: Yup.
You: 'Cause in the end. I'm not gonna disconnect.
You: You are
Stranger: a pro?
You: I am a pro. Yes.
Stranger: Ok, nice to meet you, pro
You: Hey, do you like butter?
Stranger: Where do you live pro
Stranger: No, but lemons
You: So you like fanfiction?
You: Eww.
You: Weirdo.
Stranger: fanfiction?
Stranger: dunnowhatdatis
You: 2/10
Stranger: at best :(
You: Eeyup.
You: So since you like fanfiction where two males make out. What movies do you like?
Stranger: Haha :)
Stranger: whats fanfiction?
You: 1/10
Stranger: and EWWW two males dont make out
Stranger: :(((
Stranger: only 3
Stranger: :)
You: I'll just asume that Avatar is your favorite movie then.
Stranger: Nope INCEPTION!!!
Stranger: dreamindreamindreamin
You: LolLeonardoDiCaprio.
You: Fuck that guy.
Stranger: Fuck you :(
Stranger: :)
You: Watch movies with good actors instead. ;D
Stranger: Madison Scott?
You: Who?
Stranger: or Audrey Bitoni
You: Who?
Stranger: or Phoenix Marie
You: Who?
Stranger: or Jenna Jameson
You: Yes.
Stranger: Lolt
Stranger: too late
You: That's what your dad said when the condom broke.
Stranger: 10/10
You: Thank you, thank you.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: not
Stranger: :DDDD
You: You're just jelly.
Stranger: jellyfish?
You: You wish.
Stranger: yes...
You: Atleast they have sentient thoughts. ;D
Stranger: sentient?
You: Eeyup.
You: Sorry. Is my prestigious education too much for you?
You: Problem, simpelton?
Stranger: wth
Stranger: are you a penis?
You: That's what your mom said when you were born.
Stranger: mom?
You: I'm asuming.
Stranger: asuming
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I like your flank
You: That you have parents, and aren't some plant that grew arms and found itself on Omegle.
You: Though it would explain alot! ;D
Stranger: I like bit flanks
Stranger: and i can not lie
You: Bits of flanks?
You: Axe murderer.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: bit flanks
Stranger: are beatiful
You: I prefer big flanks myself.
Stranger: yourself?
Stranger: you have a big flank LOL
Stranger: you are fat XDD
You: >Implying that I have a flank
You: I don't. Insensitive bastard. :<
Stranger: You dont have a flank?
You: Nope.
Stranger: ZOMG HOW DO YOU SHIT?
You: I get your mom to dig it out.
Stranger: from ear?
Stranger: or mouth?
Stranger: ur PENSISSS??
You: Yup.
You: Speaking of penis.
Stranger: porn?
Stranger: penis
Stranger: in mouth HIHI
You: You'd know all about that.
You: Having it in your mouth I mean.
Stranger: what is 3^2?
Stranger: u duno?
You: Idunnolol
Stranger: LOLUAREDUMBASSHIT

You: Atleast you're not alone then.
Stranger: forever?
Stranger: or now?
Stranger: but never say never
Stranger: pls
Stranger: Just
Stranger: in
You: Lol
Stranger: case
Stranger: of
Stranger: a
Stranger: Bieber
Stranger: :)
You: Justin Beiber?
You: She's allright I guess.
Stranger: She's a he i reallife, u didnt' know?
You: No wai
Stranger: SURE, look at her little tits
Stranger: LOL¨
Stranger: so small
You: So it's like one of those hookers in Bangkok? :<
Stranger: No
Stranger: the opposite
Stranger: they look like girls, but are men
Stranger: and she is a boy, but looks like a gril
You: Yeah. Like the hookers in Bangkok.
Stranger: gril
Stranger: GRIL
You: I wish ustin looked like a grill.
You: Justin
Stranger: He lloks like a emo girl
Stranger: with this hiarLOL
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have to go
You: TROLOLOLOLOLO
Stranger: and clop my cock
You: You didn't get your wish.
You: You mad?
Stranger: mad
Stranger: ?
Stranger: mad is on scott
Stranger: ?
You: Oh Stranger, you so oatmeal.
Stranger: your so epicmeal
Stranger: time
You: Inorite?
You: Go clop to this chatlog or something then.
Stranger: Can i ?
You: Sure.
You: I know I will.
Stranger: Ok, we both do it nOW
Stranger: pls
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: GO
Stranger: i came
You: JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Stranger: u lost
You: :<
Stranger: lOlLoL
Stranger: I love you my girl
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TurniBrony!wQkfoLr0Mc 09 May 2011 18:46:49 GMT No.28791

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You: Let's see if you're smarter than 90% of Omegle.
Stranger: Ok, shoot.
You: What happens if you drop a pen at the moon?
Stranger: It drops
Stranger: Just slower
You: ...
You: Thank you.
Stranger: There's still gravity in the moon.
You: There is still hope.
Stranger: No there isn't, I'm just a motherfucking genius.
Stranger: You jelly?
You: I am in awe.
You: Are you a anon?
Stranger: Anon?
Stranger: I'm Anders, I'm but a man.
You: I see.
Stranger: What's an anon?
You: Well. Congratulations Anders.
Stranger: Wait, people don't know that shit? That's pretty sad.
You: Yeah...
You: It really is.
You: Try and ask yourself. You'll be shocked,.
Stranger: You take that shit in like 7th grade, I don't remember the exact gravity value of the moon, but still...
You: 1/6th I believe
Stranger: Oh, that's good to know.
Stranger: I will used that to pick up chicks.
Stranger: "Did you know that the moon has 1/6th of the gravity of earth? Let's fuck."
You: Well. Some chicks like people who got an education beyond kindergarden level.
You: And you sir, got a chance in that department.
Stranger: Fuck yes, I feel accomplished now, although that question was sadly easy.
Stranger: Let me ask you a question now.
You: Sure.
Stranger: If an archer was to hit the center of target, how does he/she aim the spine of the arrow?
Stranger: Assuming there isn't wind or any outside factors.
You: Hmm. Marksmanship question eh.
You: Well.
Stranger: Haha yeah.
Stranger: I'm not an archer, this is just a question that is a bit of a mindfuck.
You: Obviously he can't aim the arrow right at the center. Because it's called ARChery for a reason.
You: Unless he's right next to the target. He has to aim it above alittle.
Stranger: Nope, the target is directly infront of the archer, let's say 10 meters away.
You: Yup. Well I only tried a bow and arrow once.
You: Didn't hit shit.
Stranger: I never tried it, but the answer is slightly bended, which doesn't really make sense.
Stranger: It's called Archer's paradox
You: Well. You have to arch the shot.
Stranger: Not necessarily.
Stranger: Why is it a paradox then haha?
You: Idunnolol
Stranger: I love paradoxes, great mindfucks.. Especially Astrophysics paradox
Stranger: Like olber's paradox, that shit will put fuck in your brain.
You: I hate the grandfather paradox I think it's called. It fucks with my enjoyment of time travell movies.
You: :P
Stranger: Haha classic one
You: Ever watch Twelve Monkeys?
Stranger: No
Stranger: But I think that even if we did achieve time travel we wouldn't be able to modify it, just witness it, sort of like another dimension
Stranger: To achieve time travel you'd have to sort of catch up and pass the speed of light
You: Back to the Future did time travell right though.
You: As for time travel itself. Novel concept, but I doubt it would ever be realized, not in my lifetime anyway.
Stranger: I think it's impossible to be honest.
Stranger: No known object can reach the speed of light.
Stranger: Plus even if we did then we'd suppress speed of sound, which means we wouldn't hear anything
Stranger: Traveling to other dimensions is more of a possibility though, since the concept is so easily integrated to computers.
You: What was that Olber's paradox you mentioned earlier BTW?
You: Haven't heard of it.
Stranger: You know how the universe is expanding in a constant rate?
You: That's what they say.
Stranger: Nope it does, it's not a theory lol.
You: What does it expand into then, if I may ask?
Stranger: That's what we don't know
Stranger: We call that black matter
Stranger: But the point is, distance between planets increases, think of a balloon that has points drawn on it.
Stranger: When you blow it the distance between those points increases right?
You: Yeah.
You: That makes me think. Next time I hear something like "Does this dress make me look fat" I'll just say "No, the universe is just expanding"
Stranger: and the universe is increasing size in a shell like matter, meaning the circumference keeps getting bigger, so the stars around the planet keep getting further away, and luminosity stays the same.
Stranger: That means that there shouldn't be nighttime
You: Hmmm...
You: Interesting.
Stranger: Read about it, there's other factors that are really weird.
Stranger: I never understood how dresses make somepony look fat
Stranger: You're either fat or not haha
You: If the sun ends up being farther away.
You: It should affect day and night time.
Stranger: It's not about the sun really, more about the stars.
Stranger: the sun is a star
You: Well yeah.
Stranger: but the other ones
You: But why shouldn't there be nighttime?
Stranger: Because assuming the universe is uniform then wherever you look there's stars, and the wavelengths that travel from that star to us stays the same
Stranger: The universe is billions of years old
Stranger: so that already reached us
Stranger: and there's an increasing shell of stars
Stranger: so that's a shitload of light
You: I suppose so.
You: But the earth still rotates.
Stranger: Does't matter, there's stars n every single angle you look at.
You: Hmmm.
You: Well. You got me.
Stranger: Well, that paradox got me too.
You: It's a strange world we live in.
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: Boobies.
You: Especially on the net were men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents in disguise.
Stranger: Haha so cool, check this out
Stranger: FBI.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: The net is retarded, people here are so sad.
You: So how many "asl" did you get before me?
Stranger: They seek relationships on the internet? How sad is that
You: Yeah. And that asl shit. Fuck that, especially concidering how easy you can just lie about it.
Stranger: Indeed.
You: You could be Bill Murray for all I know.
Stranger: Omegle is great for work though, when you're bored as shit.
Stranger: I might be Bill.
Stranger: Oh shit, I already told you my name
Stranger: I might have lied about that though, you never know.
You: Exactly.
You: And I might be some NASA scientist who bugs people about pens on the moon.
Stranger: I actually have no problem in giving my full name on the internet, I'm not a moron that leaves my personal info all over.
You: Also.
You: Have some fun seeing other answers to my first question.
You: http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=9666321&x=What+Happens+If+You+Drop+A+Pen+On+The+Moon27#966749
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Stranger: 4chan? I hate that shit haha
You: Maybe so.
You: But still, take a look. The answers will shock you.
Stranger: I am
Stranger: Ha ha I did that Korea thing before.
You: Everything from "No gravity" to very lemony explenations about how astronauts uses heavy boots to stay on the moon.
Stranger: Some person from south Korea came and I told him I convinced him I was from North Korea.
Stranger: Well, I gotta go stranger, nice talking to you.
You: Stay classy.
Stranger: Sorry for not getting paraspriteed by you
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That was pretty sweet.

Anonymous 11 May 2011 01:24:52 GMT No.28803

You: als
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from
You: name fluttershy google image me
You: equrestia where else silly filly
Stranger: can i c ur boobs
Stranger: if ur not scard
You: google image me u will see!
You: FLUTTERSHY
Stranger: its dam pony
You: yes thats me
Stranger: u got fb
You: what else wloud i be?
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I may have converted a brony! BrianScalabrony 11 May 2011 06:33:16 GMT No.28814

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You: brony?
Stranger: 30.m.usa if you need to know
You: i dont care about that
You: are you a brony?
Stranger: ok. but what's brony?
You: it is somepony who enjoys the new my little pony
Stranger: hm
Stranger: I might be one
Stranger: internally
You: :D
You: youve seen freindship is magic?
Stranger: nothing wrong with ponies. or little. or mine
Stranger: no...
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
Stranger: well, what was wrong with the old my little pony, anyway?
You: you should give it a watct
You: watch*
You: tbh the older ones were crap
You: http://www.ponychan.net
You: if you enjoy you should join the herd :D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: does this appeal to any particular demographic?
You: its supposed to be targeted towards little girls
Stranger: ok good
You: but many people outside of the demographic have taken a liking to it
You: just look at the top rated comments ahaa
Stranger: of all the cartoons my sister used to watch, My Little Pony was probably the least terrible
You: and the new one is much better :D
Stranger: it would have to be
Stranger: but... it's all about the toys really
You: trust me i didnt think id enjoy it
You: it used to be!
You: this new my little pony actually has talented writing
You: and good voice acting
Stranger: writing is everything to me, personally
You: im with you on that one
Stranger: in my selection of movies
Stranger: sometimes I care about acting, usually not. I never care about effects
You: story is king in my book
You: have you ever seen the show fosters home?
Stranger: no. lol, I never watch anything!
You: ohhh u missed out lol
You: it was made by the creator of this new series
You: also power puff girls was made by her
Stranger: ooh.
Stranger: I am, in fact, a fan of the power puff girls.
You: :O
You: thats good! this means you could look past the girlyness lol
Stranger: it seems to me that anypony who actually watches the power puff girls should see clearly that it is not some simple girl cartoon
You: EXACTLY
You: people dont put in the effort to actually give these shows a chance
Stranger: so yeah, I've gotten over the hurdle of "it looks like it's just a girl show, disregard"
You: good good
Stranger: what is this creator's name? do you know off hand?
You: now tbh the pilot episodes are weak compared to the rest of the series but you need them to get to know the characters a bit
You: lauren faust
You: if im not mistaken
Stranger: a lot of good animated shows have total shit as a first pilot
You: cant get truer than that
You: how you liking it so far :D
Stranger: im a little distracted talking on here but i will get more into it in a bit
You: okie
You: ill leave you too it
You: good day sir
Stranger: have a good'un

Emerald!jQUarTzvQ6 15 May 2011 05:25:55 GMT No.2482067

I just got back from an awesome conversation.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: hru?
You: watching my little pony
Stranger: YES
You: BRONY
Stranger: HELL YEAH
You: BROHOOF
Stranger: BROHOOF TO THE EXTREEEEME
You: SO, YOU FROM PONYCHAN, CUZ I AM
Stranger: BRONY, BUT *cough* oh jeez. um, well yeah I might go over since the threads over there are too fast for me
Stranger: only Cupcake can real keep up
You: No, not /b/, ponychan
Stranger: ik what you mean
You: ponychan.net
Stranger: ik, ik
Stranger: but what's your trip?
You: Emerald!jQUarTzvQ6
Stranger: cool. My trip is Flutter Shy
Stranger: gotta find the rest though
You: Mh-mmm
Stranger: one segundo
Stranger: Flutter Shy !!ciJjTHHaZkK
Stranger: there ya go
You: nice
Stranger: yep.
Stranger: does it transfer to ponychan?
You: I think it does
You: but it could change
Stranger: np
Stranger: man, that was cool though.
Stranger: never would have thought I'd meet another brony here
You: Yeah, but I think you're about the 4th brony i met
Stranger: oh, I see.
Stranger: So mlp is really growing exponentially
You: Yep, been a fan since January
Stranger: been a fan since march-ish but never really been extremely active till this month
You: I see. I've moved to ponychan after the mods banned us on February 26
Stranger: that sucks.
You: But it's a great community. You should post there sometime!
Stranger: I'll probably try it tomorrow if I have time
Stranger: seeing as I met you.
You: Yeah.
You: Say, you don't mind me posting this conversation in ponychan do you?
Stranger: not at all, but what why are you going to post it? jw
You: Because we do omegle threads all the time
Stranger: I see
Stranger: hm, sounds real interesting
You: Yeah, thanks Flutter Shy.
Stranger: np Emerald.
You: be seeing you!
Stranger: you too, bye
You have disconnected.

Kite 20 May 2011 01:31:24 GMT No.2483325

Found one!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: yh
You: Is Applejack the best pony?
You: I think she is
Stranger: yeah boiiiiiii
You: Yay
You: The last guy said it was Rainbow Dash
Stranger: but i do like rainbow dash
Stranger: haha
You: Lol
You: So your into the show?
Stranger: is it sad for a 17 year old to know this stuff
You: No it is not
Stranger: then yes
You: Embrace it
Stranger: haha
Stranger: brony
You: Haha yes!
You: Your the second one I've met on here
Stranger: how old are you then?
You: 17
Stranger: cool
You: Do you know about ponychan?
You: Oh yeah and BROHOOF!
Stranger: i know of it
You: Do you post there?
Stranger: no
You: Awww
You: You should they're really nice over there
You: Plus they have Omegle threads!!!
Stranger: you know of rule 1 and 2 by any chance
You: Yes
Stranger: bro?
You: No sorry...
Stranger: oh
You: I know about it though been they're like once
Stranger: ah its a bit wied but all good B)
You: I could tell
You: I have another question
Stranger: ok
You: There's a thread on ponychan where you post your conversation on Omegle when you find a brony mind if I post this?
Stranger: go for it
You: Awesome want the link?
Stranger: sure
You: Here you go http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380-100.html
Stranger: cheers
You: Bye!

11380 Anon 22 May 2011 16:51:45 GMT No.2483354

You: hey sexy
Stranger: um hi?
You: ya wana have sex
Stranger: um, im trying to find a friend called rainbow dash, she is in omegle somewhere. can you help?
You: answer the question
Stranger: um
Stranger: eep
You have been disconnected

Anon 22 May 2011 16:52:37 GMT No.2483355

LOL, I have a very awkward feeling after I got disconnected Anon 22 May 2011 16:55:48 GMT No.2483356

robot rainbow dash attack!hgr8x/79qw 23 May 2011 02:59:30 GMT No.2483363

File: 130611956987.gif (22.74 KB, 175x127, 258witx.gif)

rp as pinky pie

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: when I was a little filly and the sun was going dowwwn
You: the darkness and the shadows would always make me frownnnnnn
Stranger: a poet i see
You: i would hide under my pillow
Stranger: M/F?
You: from what i thought i saw
You: name pinky pie!! age 18 lives in equrestia
Stranger: nice
Stranger: Im rainbow dash
You: hey rainbowdash want some cupcakes
Stranger: only with rainbow sprinkles pink!!!1
You: that can be arranged
Stranger: =)
Stranger: then I would smile as bright as the stars
You: ok first you have to come with me
Stranger: where?
You: dont worry dashie
You: :)
Stranger: ok
You: supprise!!
You: i was not gona bake you into cupcakes!
You: that was just a joke silly filly
Stranger: youre teasing me
You: here are your cup cakes with rainbow sprinkles
Stranger: You are a splended friend Pinkers!!!
You: all of your friends are here!
Stranger: lets have a party!!!
You: like applejack and steven magnet and twlight sparkel
Stranger: you know all my friends....
You: of course silly filly
You: i know every pony and i mean every pony in ponyvill
Stranger: are you a philly?
You: not at all
Stranger: youre a man Pinky?
You: no silly filly :) iam a pony!!
Stranger: are you a boy pony or a girl pony?
You: girl
Stranger: oh ok
You: ur a girl rainbow dash!
Stranger: im a boy pony
You: oh thats right your lesbian
You: you think your a boy
Stranger: I am a boy
You: whatever you say dashie :)
Stranger: what are we going to do today?
You: make cupcakes and have party's!
You: whatelse
Stranger: im bored
You: ok then lets go now
Stranger: where?
You: all you need is a cup of flour add it to the mix
You: then you got to get something sweet not sour
You: a little slat just a pinch
Stranger: still bored
You: k then lets go visit the fablous sea serpent
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok...the pony thing is starting to creep me out
You: k then see you later dashie :D
You have disconnected.

best omegle conversation ever!!

Anonymous 24 May 2011 19:26:42 GMT No.2484004

>>28791
This isn't anything to do with Omegle, I just couldn't leave the 'What's the universe expanding into' question alone. The universe doesn't have a size, the unvierse is EVERYTHING, you cannot measure it externally. However the distance between two points in the universe can increase with time due to the expansion of space. Imagine blowing up a balloon, but instead of the balloon getting bigger relative to the air, the air gets smaller relative to the balloon, the distance between the air particles has increased, and from their point of view, the balloon is getting bigger, not the space in between them.

TL;DR - Space is expanding but the universe isn't. Sorry for wasting precious omegle time with a lecture!

starshine?!PoNYzz.JgE 25 May 2011 00:48:40 GMT No.2484008

You: Team Celestia or Team Luna?
Stranger: Celestia, sorry.
You: Sorry?
Stranger: I liIn case you were with luna
Stranger: *in case
You: Celestia ftw.
Stranger: So, what's up brony?
You: what's Luna done besides get all angsty and then get sent to the moon for 1000 years
Stranger: yeah, I agree
Stranger: but personally, I like both goddesses equally deep down.
You: I'm willing to give Luna a chance
Stranger: In season 2
You: Definitely

(Hi, Emerald!)

Emerald!jQUarTzvQ6 25 May 2011 00:50:29 GMT No.2484009

>>2484008
Thanks Starshine!

Lunaria 27 May 2011 19:32:57 GMT No.2485235

Everypony keeps asking if I'm a filly or a mare! :(

Coelacanth Wizard 29 May 2011 16:52:42 GMT No.2486600

We should get some kind of sign/countersign thing going for easier brony identification.I'm thinking:
Sign: Rainbow
Countersign: Dash
It might help with the brony/horny confusion

Coelacanth Wizard 29 May 2011 17:05:32 GMT No.2486601

You: Brony?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: horny?
You: LEARN TO FUCKING READ
You have disconnected.

Happy conversation Samuel Aeor 31 May 2011 19:30:18 GMT No.2487981

File: 130687021810.jpg (18.57 KB, 207x208, iondris With Meteor.jpg)

Heres my best omegle so far.
You: Hello
Stranger: hey nowww, your a rockstar.. XD
Stranger: haha.
You: Get your game oooono
Stranger: hey there.
Stranger: what's up?(:
You: An infinite void of blackness deemed space =D

Stranger: how exciting!.. yet a little frighting.. D:
You: its only scary when you run out of air
You: but then your just dead =D
Stranger: have you ran out of air?.. :O
You: unless you have a plant in your suit
You: I am dead yes
You: are you an anthropermorphic pony?
Stranger: whats that?1
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ;D
You: errm
You: an anthropermorphic
You: creature has human esque traits
You: meaning sentiance through standing on hind legs degrees vary
You: a pony is well a pony
You: neiiigh,
Stranger: you. are. confusing..
You: I am also dead
Stranger: im alive bitch! ima eat your brains out..
You: MY BRAINS TASTE LIKE PANCAKES YOU MONSTER!!

Stranger: but wait that would make me a zobie woulnt it?..
You: well fluid contact with zombies does cause infection so yep
Stranger: then watch out cuz im right behind you..
You: hi =D
Stranger: herro! XD
You: i am going to devour your soul now
Stranger: Ooooh...
Stranger: have fun..
Stranger: if i don't eat cho first! :O
You: its not fun if they dont resist T_T
You: ah well
You: *turns on mortal combat theme*
You: MORTAL COMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Stranger: BAHAHA! are you a guy? ;D
Stranger: you seem like one.. ;p
You: I am male in gender...why?
Stranger: just wonderin' cuz your like talking about video games.. ;p
You: and ponys....the two most manly things in the universe
Stranger: FUCK YEA! you have got that right sir..
You: =D your a brony?
Stranger: ehh?.. a brown pony?..
You: err a fan of mlp:fim
Stranger: i have no clue what your talking about..
Stranger: sorry.. D':
You: my little pony:freindship is magic
You: its a fantastic show
Stranger: ooooh, i bet!..
Stranger: XD
You: want a link to episode 1?
Stranger: you make me giggle.. :x
You: ^_^ ty
Stranger: sure, why not?..
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgsXkmQ6ZI ^_^
Stranger: im watching it..
You: what you think so far?
Stranger: haha, i can't believe you got me too. ;p
You: Charisma = second greatest stat
You: int is the best though
Stranger: i think its... PONY! ( as in happy )
You: =D
Stranger: it exsites me! :D
You: ^_^
Stranger: hold on.. im really getting into.. let me watch it :D
You: alright
Stranger: the black pony scares me.. :(
You: dont worry shes epicly adoreable later on
Stranger: good,(: i thought she was going to eat the rest of the ponys.. :O :'(
You: Nooooo
You: thats only in the darkest of fanfiction
Stranger: Ahahaa.. do you really watch this stuff? XD
You: every episode
Stranger: and how old are you?,.. do you have a penis? XD
You: Yes
Stranger: 'cuuz i never watched this kinda stuff in my lifetime..
Stranger: HAHA!
You: I am twelve but the mane vewing audiance is around 18-40
Stranger: oh, haha. ;p im 13
Stranger: your intertaning.. that for sure! :D

Rainbow Cash!DashUX9nuU 06 Jun 2011 17:43:25 GMT No.2491011

File: 130738220383.jpg (13.12 KB, 317x362, 130486641565.jpg)

>>2487981
>You: I am twelve
what

Lollercoaster2!51pF5.s4RI 09 Jun 2011 05:27:23 GMT No.2493937

File: 130759724350.jpg (11.78 KB, 358x332, Lolwut.jpg)

You: hi...
Stranger: i
Stranger: a s
You: whut
Stranger: asl
Stranger: fuck off
You: 20, female, tend to animals outside the everfree forest
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkk sryyyyyyyyyyy
You: okayy
Stranger: location
You: equestria
Stranger: 22,male,india
Stranger: searchng 4r a gud job
You: okay then
You: whats your nae?
You: name?
Stranger: karan johar
Stranger: urs?
You: fluttershy
Stranger: r u interestd in pornography
You: not really...
You: i
You: should probably leave

partysmores 10 Jun 2011 18:39:50 GMT No.2494549

You: Brony?
Stranger: hiiiii
You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: brony/
You: Brony = My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanboy.
You: Cooler then it sounds.
You: I'm from ponychan.net
Stranger: oh great
You: I'm not one of those fucking /b/tards, if that's what you're worrying about.
Stranger: i did not understand..
You: Brony = My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanboy.
You: I am from ponychan.net, a pony imageboard.
You: Friendship is Magic is way cooler then it sounds.
Stranger: friendship is a package of feeling.
You: Yes we understand that
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4 watch this episode
Stranger: will you make friend?
You: ponychan.net if you liked the episode go to this pony imageboard and welcome
You: You will make friend from Ponychan.
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I am 14, I do not have a job yet, if that's what you mean.
You: I do occupation of Ponychan.
Stranger: i study.
You: I'm on summer break.
You: Mostly hanging around at Ponychan.
Stranger: where do you live ?
You: USA
Stranger: how is usa?
You: Good.
You: Full of bronies.
Stranger: i am INDIAN
You: Well then go to YouTube
You: and become an Indian brony
You: with that link I sent you
Stranger: tell me about youeself
You: I am a brony.
You: From USA.
You: Who is 14.
You: And on summer break.
You: I occupy Ponychan.
You: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
You: Y
You: You could too.
You: Follow that link.
Stranger: you have visited India
You: I haven't.
You: So yeah
You: become a brony
Stranger: what is meaning of brony?
You: Brony = My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanboy.
You: Term invented by 4chan.
You: ponychan.net
Stranger: are you not lying?
You: I'm not lying.
You: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic = epic.
Stranger: tell me your good name
You: My good name?
Stranger: yes
You: What is a good name?
You: As opposed to a bad one?
Stranger: leave it
You: Do you wish to become a brony?
Stranger: no
You: Then I guess this conversation is over.
You: Good day, Indian.

partysmores 10 Jun 2011 18:42:42 GMT No.2494551

You: Brony?
Stranger: no idea what that means
You: Brony = My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanboy.
You: I come from Ponychan, on a mission to find bronies!
You: Do you wish to be apart of our brony herd?
Stranger: absolutely I do!
You: Then go to YouTube
You: watch episode one of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
You: if you like it, come here
You: ponychan.net
Stranger: alright
Stranger: be there in like 20
You: ok
Stranger: I gotta go watch it
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You: yaaay

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Anonymous 11 Jun 2011 00:52:24 GMT No.2494560

You: brony?
Stranger: u mean horny?
You: No, I mean brony.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh
You: I doubt I'd mispell that
Stranger: well the b and h Is right next to each other
You: huh.
You: never noticed.
You: brony - horny...
You: Yeah, makes sense.
Stranger: lol me either until now
You: still, though.
You: I must continue searching for those bros of the pony persuasion.
You: AWAY.

al03480049!QFkyMVoAKA 11 Jun 2011 03:15:02 GMT No.2494569

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: bro
You: brony
Stranger: u r a bro???
You: im a brony
Stranger: hahahahahahha
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You: sure thing
You: nice roll
Stranger: thnx man
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Bubblegum!6vlFKW88GY 16 Jun 2011 06:41:17 GMT No.2497327

File: 130820647611.png (15.3 KB, 339x341, chat.png)

Bends the rules a smidge, but still an entertaining one-sided conversation.

Anonymous 17 Jun 2011 01:50:18 GMT No.2498318

You: hi
You: are you a brony?
Stranger: YES
You: you are?
You: lol
Stranger: WANT SOME CUPCAKES?
You: NO, NO CUPCAKES, ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: fav?
You: Dash
You: so you have seen this thread http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html
Stranger: flutter-motherfucking-shy
You: ok
You: some nice logs on the thread. best response yet?
Stranger: nope. A 4CHAN FOR PONYS?!?!?!
You: slowpoke.jpg
Stranger: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
Stranger: FJ?
You: its been around for some time
Stranger: or reddit?
You: no, 4chan
You: i dont go there too ofte though
Stranger: what is op?
You: a coltcuddler
Stranger: last shell
Stranger: thank god
Stranger: fucking asl coltcuddler zombehs
Stranger: well
Stranger: best omegle response ever
You: im saving this log right now
Stranger: lol me too

Joining thread, im a brony now xx Shani 17 Jun 2011 02:05:40 GMT No.2498319

Lets do this :)

Anonymous 17 Jun 2011 02:07:56 GMT No.2498320

You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: are you a bronyM
You: ?
Stranger: Yes
You: quick test: whats a brony?
Stranger: A black guy
Stranger: 0.0
Stranger: Did I pass the test
You: .... never herd it used for black guys
Stranger: What is it
You: its somepony who likes the show My little pony: friendship is magic
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Nah I'm just a black guy
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Peace

Rainbow Dash is my Muse 20 Jun 2011 12:48:52 GMT No.2499157

File: 130857413076.png (14.28 KB, 722x419, derpyhoooooooooooooooooooooooo…)

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a brony
Stranger: brrrrrrr
You: it's cold
Stranger: i must be something in the atmosphere
You: Derpy Hooves
Stranger: *it
Stranger: big ones
Stranger: herpy derpy from the top to da bottomz
You: derpy hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooves mofucka
Stranger: stop it you're scaring me :'(
Stranger: you're tearing this family apart
You: BRONY WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
Stranger: i just cant speak to you when you're derping here and derping there

Rainbow Dash is my Muse 20 Jun 2011 12:50:27 GMT No.2499158

File: 130857422747.png (3.88 KB, 387x108, noooo.png)

Stranger: hi
You: are you a brony
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Spark_of_ Twilight 21 Jun 2011 13:11:41 GMT No.2499454

Stranger: hi f m?
You: Are You a Brony?
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Spark_of_ Twilight 21 Jun 2011 13:23:10 GMT No.2499455

File: 130866259001.jpg (23.95 KB, 513x339, success_baby.jpg)

Stranger: hi
You: Are you a Brony?
Stranger: ?
You: A brony Is somepony who watches My Little Pony Friendship is magic ^^
Stranger: no orry
Stranger: sorry
You: You should watch it , and its okay ^^
Stranger: i will try it

Anonymous 22 Jun 2011 08:13:26 GMT No.2499470

File: 130873039944.png (414.72 KB, 1920x1175, nigger.png)

*sigh*

Anonymous 22 Jun 2011 08:28:32 GMT No.2499472

i give up. every person i talk to is just some horny guy :( i hate omegle

Ptolemis!Yf5yLW4yFY 22 Jun 2011 12:41:05 GMT No.2499474

File: 130874646581.jpg (6.6 KB, 184x184, 3a587fb5b3ac2d52dfd49bb728791f…)

Everypony on Omegle is CLOPPING. :(
I did meet one brony with brony evidence.
We talked about Fluttershy for a while.
Apparently, he was CLOPPING THE WHOLE TIME, HOWEVER.
I hate Omegle so much now that I've become a brony. -.-

Radiance? !R8BREEZEso 23 Jun 2011 10:11:30 GMT No.2499487

File: 130882389014.png (139.56 KB, 674x658, tea.png)

>>2499470
dat filename

rainbadurr 28 Jun 2011 19:18:42 GMT No.2501159

File: 130928872235.png (241.45 KB, 653x497, 130480013472.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: rainbow dash
You: Applejack
Stranger: m/f?
You: <-- brony
You: Looking for another brony :c
Stranger: u horny
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: lady
You: ._.
You: This ones going to ponychan fo sure.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: rainbow dash
You: Applejack
Stranger: m/f?
You: <-- brony
You: Looking for another brony :c
Stranger: u horny
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: lady
You: ._.
You: This ones going to ponychan fo sure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Alice 29 Jun 2011 15:45:48 GMT No.2502040

File: 130936234677.png (212.73 KB, 1024x768, awwwww.png)

Magnet?Flash (Silverstreak/Soundwave, Imperial Guard of /oat/)!bTrOOperfQ 30 Jun 2011 00:36:09 GMT No.2502057

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Good day sir.
Stranger: hey ima m 16
You: I don't care.
You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: no
You: Do you know what that means?
Stranger: no
You: Do you want to?
Stranger: yes
You: A brony is a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
You: Ergo, Bro+Pony=Brony
Stranger: oh no im not
You: Shame.
You: You ought to watch it, it's really good.
Stranger: bi?
You: Pardon?
Stranger: are you bi?
You: That's irrelevant to the conversation.
Stranger: so what im horny
You: Ewwwwww.
You: Get your stinky pee-stick away from me!

You have disconnected.

Spiked Punch 03 Jul 2011 19:05:47 GMT No.2502149

I'm not even going to try anymore. A lot of the strangers are bots trying to sell porn .

Anonymous 06 Jul 2011 03:24:30 GMT No.2502407

File: 130992266982.png (168.26 KB, 900x563, fluttermedic_by_1nfy-d3k23g0.p…)

Closest one I got all night. btw, first post on Ponychan. Pic related.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love you
You: All you have to do is take a cup of flour,
You: Add it to the mix.
You: Now just take a little something sweet, not sour,
You: A bit of salt, just a pinch.
You: Baking these treats is such a cinch,
Stranger: chocolate salty balls ?
You: Add a teaspoon of vanilla,
Stranger: wooo south park
You: Add a little more, and you count to four
You: And you never get your fill of…
Stranger: memebase.com
Stranger: parasprite
You: nope
You: Just a brony
Stranger: brony hahaha love it !
You: Wait, you know what it means?
Stranger: fuck yeaaaah
Stranger: yes !
You: :O
Stranger: y u no
Stranger: cerial guy
Stranger: me gusta
You: Fuck yeah!
You: Who's the best pony?
Stranger: you're a true brony
You: :D
Stranger: I like the me gusta pony
You: Haha
Stranger: do you go on memebase ?
You: I go on Knowyoumeme.com
Stranger: I'll try that out
Stranger: I've been paraspriting people all night
You: MLP:FiM is the most viewed meme
You: If you're being parasprited, love and tolerate the SHIT out of them
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: first brony I've met !
You: Haha
You: I've never met somepony who knew about it until now
Stranger: I like the rage comics
You: Haha me too
You: 60's Spiderman
Stranger: u mad bro
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 06 Jul 2011 04:02:03 GMT No.2502411

File: 130992492318.jpg (70.18 KB, 1405x629, Damn it.jpg)

Anonymous 06 Jul 2011 04:32:46 GMT No.2502412

File: 130992676593.jpg (26.75 KB, 460x453, doc-shoc.jpg)

Fillies and Gentlecolts, I have successfully converted an Omgele user into a brony.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a guy if that means you want to disconnect
You: Brony?
Stranger: huh
You: You a brony?
Stranger: whats that
You: Somepony who wathes My Little Pony Firendship is Magic
You: watches*
Stranger: i don't
You: Oh
Stranger: whats it about
You: You'll have to watch it
You: Look it up on YouTube
Stranger: will do
You: It's by the wife who's husband did Dexters Lab, Samuri Jack, and Powerpuff Girls
Stranger: sounds pretty intense haha
You: :)
You: Watches a few eps
Stranger: that younger unicorn is a douche
You: You mean the dark purple one?
Stranger: cocky sob
You: Haha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: nooo, i was into it and then the song started playing ;(
You: Haha
You: It'll start again
You: The intro is about a few seconds long
You: By the way, welcome to the herd
Stranger: why thank you
Stranger: haha
You: So what's going on now in the ep?
Stranger: some dinosaur just fell off a bookshelf
Stranger: what a mistake
You: That's Spike; Twilight's no. 1 assistant
Stranger: triwlights the one with the purple striped tail?
You: Yeah
Stranger: i got to stop and regain my manliness. im sorry
You: You're manliness just went up ten-fold from watching it.
Stranger: hows that
You: You embraced the ponies rather than shunned it. Any wussy would have ignored it.
You: You are now a man
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: thats some damn good thinking
You: Haha
You: Also, if you want more, go to this site: http://www.equestriadaily.com/
You: And this as well: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/
Stranger: well my friend i am getting tired. goodnight
You: Very well. Good Night sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 06 Jul 2011 04:52:26 GMT No.2502413

File: 130992794623.jpg (69.55 KB, 900x381, 3 Questions.jpg)

But I still 2 questions left...

Geekmuffin 07 Jul 2011 03:01:55 GMT No.2502759

File: 131000771507.jpg (8.75 KB, 263x192, no me gusta.jpg)

>>2502412

HE INSULTED TWILIGHT

Forderz 07 Jul 2011 05:42:51 GMT No.2502761

File: 131001736883.png (292.64 KB, 620x610, Rarity.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want only indian girls
You: I only want equestria girls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 10 Jul 2011 03:56:56 GMT No.2502869

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: where u from?

You: Canterlot, you?

Stranger: Usa

Stranger: m or f

Stranger: and lol i get it

You: I would consider myself a fully grown mare thank you very much.

Stranger: ponys ... brother?

You: You might just have become 20% cooler. . .

Stranger: lol

Stranger: im like a newish oldpony, i didnt quite get the whole ponyies meme

You: Proud and loud since February. Have you seen any episodes?

Stranger: lol nope

You: O.O

Stranger: i know

You: B-but why?

Stranger: idk dont have time to i suppose

You: But you have time to talk to random strangers on Omegle?

Stranger: its 12 am... cant sleep therefore no ponyies shall be watched or are aired at this time

You: It's all there on Youtube. It's beckoning to you BECKONING.

Stranger: i shall venture forth

Stranger: excuse me brother

You: Well, see you then. But, when you do have a chance watch Party of One. It's my Favorite.

Stranger: lol

Jack of Hearts 12 Jul 2011 23:53:13 GMT No.2503186

>>11561

You: sup brony
Stranger: hey m 13 :)
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbXGsysAAk Watch the new My Little Pony series. It will change your life!
You: for serious
You: is epic
You: also, m 17
Stranger: wats a brony
Stranger: my little pony?? isnt that for girls :/
You: lol watch it
You: is manliest thing ever
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: i dunnnoooo
Stranger: guys in my class wud call me a coltcuddler
Stranger: for watching it xD
Stranger: ok ill watch that
You: awesome
Stranger: =]
Stranger: well every1 always leaves
Stranger: wen i say im a guy
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: thats cuz every dude that comes on here is looking to have cybersex w/some chick
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i thought so lol
Stranger: my frend told me to come on here
Stranger: lol song is catchy ha
You: I KNOW RIGHT???!!!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: :d
Stranger: wat have u donnee to mee!!!
Stranger: lol
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
You: I HAVE CORRUPTED OTHER YOUTH
Stranger: lool
You: INTO MY SINFUL WAYS
Stranger: ;) lol
You: NOW GO WATCH ALL OF THE EPISODES
You: MY WORK HERE IS DONE

Chaospony 13 Jul 2011 03:31:23 GMT No.2503194

I must admit, everypony on here is damn amazing. This looks like so much fun that I am going to join you all on this adventure on omegle

Hell yeah! Chaospony 13 Jul 2011 03:55:57 GMT No.2503195

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I sense a problem with your social life
You: Brony?
You: And now you understand why!

Omicron+!160eBNLm46 13 Jul 2011 09:09:54 GMT No.2503207

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Brony?

Stranger: brony?

You: Brony.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GinGin!/QqDSnFQqk 14 Jul 2011 02:48:24 GMT No.2503354

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I don’t know what your life story is.
What tragedies you’ve faced or why your life is like hell.
But remember, if winter comes spring can’t be far behind.
Fight for yourself. Fight to make your life better.
Keep holding on. You’ll emerge stronger.
It won’t be easy.
But, still worth it

You: LETS FINISH HOUR HOLIDAY CHEER

You: WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP

Stranger: Haha what?

You: BECAUSE TOMORROW SPRING IS HERE

You: BECAUSE TOMORROW SPRING IS HERE

Stranger: Oh haha :)

Finally... Chaospony 14 Jul 2011 03:12:45 GMT No.2503355

File: 131061316524.png (209.34 KB, 450x450, Fluttershy_yays-(n130215333292…)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Brony?
Stranger: When does the narwhal bacon?
You: Damn that narwhal, it shows up everywhere
Stranger: Friendship is magic :D
You: Hells yeah
You: Fluttershy is the best
Stranger: Haha I like rainbow dash...
You: Rainbow dash is amazing too! I just love the cuteness of Fluttershy
Stranger: Sonicrainboom....
You: You will be seeing them if you hang with equestrian girls
Stranger: Lolololololol
You: "YOU WILL LOVE ME!"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Desert_Guru!ubN0EOQnGY 14 Jul 2011 05:11:41 GMT No.2503356

tranger: f?
You: Oh yes!
You: My name is Pinkie Pie
You: 13/F/US
Stranger: What's ur real name
You: Diane
Stranger: Nice horny?
You: I dont feel horny. I guess I could get horny though.
You: I baked some cupcakes, would you like some?
Stranger: Haha sure
You: Okay, i'll give you the rainbow one. =D My friend Rainbow Dash helped me with it.
Stranger: What u wearin? Anythin sexy?
Stranger: ??
You: Where i'm from we usually don't wear anything.
You: I've got my cutie mark though.
Stranger: Where's that??
Stranger: And where r u from?
You: It's on my flank! Its kinda like a tattoo showing my special talent.
You: I'm from Equestria.
Stranger: Huh?
You: Specifically the town Ponyville.
You: Man it's GREAT! I've got tons of friends.
Stranger: Ur fuckin with me right?
You: Like Twilight Sparkle, and Applejack, and Rainbowdash, and Rarity, and Fluttershy!
You: There's also Gilda, but she's a meanie pants meanie
Stranger: u should stop talkin bout that
You: I thought you wanted to know about me?
Stranger: Not. Bout tv shows
Stranger: What's ur talent tho
You: But... I'm Pinkie Pie. I'm just telling you about my life and my home.
You: My special talent is making people HAPPY!
Stranger: well ur irritatin me
Stranger: Talk dirty?
You: Like a trucker?
You: niner niner, ten forty! Got the convoy comin in real late.
Stranger: Like sexual...
You: This game is SO FUN!
You: Wait sexual. What's that?
Stranger: Grow up bitch
You: stop talking to 22 year old men pretending to be Ponies.
You: coltcuddler.

Dogostar 15 Jul 2011 17:00:49 GMT No.2503413

I'm HERE

Dogostar 15 Jul 2011 17:01:46 GMT No.2503414

Im right here.

Dogostar 15 Jul 2011 17:05:16 GMT No.2503415

>>11380
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good. Want some apple pie.
You: pie?
Stranger: i wish xD
Stranger: cheer me up
You: Well
Stranger: hahaha
You: I could give you a piece of the pie i made...
Stranger: how? I live in Oregon USA
Stranger: Where are you?
You: Ponyville, Equestria.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: are you a centaur?
You: No I'm a Pony!
Stranger: do you chill with your bronies?
Stranger: xD
You: Yes! Of course!
You: They are nice bronies. And they know we are awesome!
Stranger: good for you and your apple pie
Stranger: im depressed
You: Why?
Stranger: =P
Stranger: lots of reasons
Stranger: Emotional anguish
You: Want my friend Pinkie to sing a song?
Stranger: stress building up with no positive way to release it
Stranger: uh sure.
You: Pinkie here!
You: Ok then...
You: When i was a little filly
You: And the sun was going down
You: The darkness and the shadows
You: Here let me show u
You: Brb stay
Stranger: ??? is that the song?
Stranger: short
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tiynTPuUUM
You: This is the song
Stranger: one sec
You: You know, youre the freindliest person so far!
Stranger: thanks
You: Also want a full episode?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJ6-gN0eB4
You: Its cheesy at first but stay with it to see epicness!
You: Skip theme if u wish
Stranger: the song doesnt help but i think its funny and i appreciate the help. =)
Stranger: the story is kinda cool though
Stranger: where is the epic? Im sorry if i seem like a downer, im just in a rough place right now
Stranger: im generally a nice person
You: Keep going through full episode
Stranger: they messed up in the beginning though
Stranger: they said she used her unicorn powers to make the sun
Stranger: but she is a pegasus
Stranger: wings
You: She is both (alicorn)
Stranger: haha
You: If you like it go to ponychan.net
You: Pinkie- GASPPPPPPPP lol
Stranger: an alicorn is what the horn itself is called.
Stranger: ponychan huh?
Stranger: just out of curiosity, how old are you?
You: Cant say.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: figures. xD well im 20. and watching My Little Pony. haha
Stranger: Dignity, who needs it? xD
You: Rain-blow dry!
You: XD
You: So true!
You: go to /arch/ and omegle thread if you do! and I'm dogostar.
You: MAHHHAHAha!? Your hair! it must be fixed!
Stranger: i went to arch and im on an omegle thread. cant find a dogstar
You: Fluttershy -Squeak!-
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html#i11380
Stranger: im there but i dont see anything from a dogostar
You: Bottom.
You: of.
You: page.

This is still going on.

Anonymous 16 Jul 2011 20:35:26 GMT No.2503469

You: Brony?
Stranger: no
You: Do you know what one is?
Stranger: no
You: Do you answer every question with "no"?
Stranger: no
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: ??

Anonymous 17 Jul 2011 22:30:04 GMT No.2503996

somepony better still be doing this

StylusPick 18 Jul 2011 05:24:22 GMT No.2504012

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats going on
You: not much
Stranger: I'm drinking wine and listening to daft punk
You: cool
You: you should listen to some Pon-3 sometime, but her music's kinda hard to find
Stranger: what genre is that?
You: similar to daft punk
Stranger: its something about a horse head bobbing
Stranger: and the top song is by deadmau 5
You: yeah her original stuff is hard to come by
Stranger: she loved ponys haha
You: actually her name is Vinyl Scratch. might make it easier to find her stuff
Stranger: I love house and techno music
Stranger: especially listening to it while driving my miata at night
Stranger: so future-y
Stranger: so whats your name?
You: Stylus Pick. prefer not to use real names, but that's what I'm known by online in most places
Stranger: cool
You: gotta come clean. been messing with ya
You: Vinyl Scratch IS the pony bobbing her head
Stranger: oh haha
Stranger: I was thinking that the remixes sounded exactly like the originals
You: yeah, Vinyl Scratch, aka DJ Pon-3, is a very popular background character on a very popular tv show
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: I don't have TV
Stranger: got rid of it 3 years ago
You: ah.
You: well the whole show is on youtube
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-5JBrMIHx4
You: there's a good episode
Stranger: umm
Stranger: it reminds me of power puff girls / samurai jack
You: funny you should mention PPG
Stranger: ?
Stranger: very similar animation style
You: same woman behind PPG made MLPFIM
You: Lauren Faust
Stranger: oh she did fosters
You: yup
Stranger: that was a good show
Stranger: I havent watched cartoons in years though
You: well give this one a shot at least. might surprize you
Stranger: I used to love batman beyond
You: but yeah watch two or three episodes of MLPFiM. it might surprize you with how well it's done
Stranger: the animation is done well
You: yup
You: the storylines are pretty well-done too
Stranger: so whats your name?
You: Stylus. yours?
Stranger: *****
Stranger: oh we've been over this
Stranger: sorry I had some wine
You: lol
You: so, gonna give the show a watch?
Stranger: I'm 1/3 of the way thriough the one you sent me
You: well, I also recommend episodes 1, 2, and 25. 1 and 2 need to be watched together, in order. two-parter
You: I gotta get going for now. if you find yourself liking the show, here's a great community website you should check out: http://www.equestriadaily.com
Stranger: ok..
You: see ya
Stranger: later
You have disconnected.

Torquelift!AeTUQbMNRE 18 Jul 2011 21:36:31 GMT No.2504045

File: 131102498973.jpg (30.85 KB, 402x308, dick.jpg)

the jerk got my hopes up and everything...

Akherousia 21 Jul 2011 17:20:19 GMT No.2504317

I just got somepony interested in the show, he's checking it out later

I'm helping :)

George Bush!VzBushZ6wA 22 Jul 2011 03:25:21 GMT No.2504343

File: 131130511741.png (6.02 KB, 172x277, good day.png)

d'oh well.

Anonymous 23 Jul 2011 01:50:17 GMT No.2504505

Gah. Not many on.

Anonymous 23 Jul 2011 02:16:45 GMT No.2504506

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: :)
You: Hello, my fine person.
You: May I ask, do you happen to be a brony?
Stranger: haha
You: Why do you laugh at this?
Stranger: idk, its funny
Stranger: yes
You: So, you are a brony?
Stranger: yup
You: Finally!
You: Are you a sir?
Stranger: yes
You: My good sir, what's your favorite part about the show?
Stranger: Flyin and shiiz
You: Sonic Rainboom?
You: That sends shivers down my spine every time I watch that episode.
Stranger: lol
You: Uniquely epic.
You: On par with action scene climaxes.
You: Who's your favorite character?
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: idk
You: You liar!
You: You're not a brony!
You: You will be brandished with the SIGN OF HATE.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: sure i am
You: Perish into the equilivants of the dooms of hell!
Stranger: Fluttershy
You: ...
You: Are you assertive?
Stranger: sure
You: What's your favorite part about fluttershy?
Stranger: EVERYTHING!!!!
You: She's quite the assertive one, I say.
Stranger: Fluttershy is awesome!!
You: She's my -second- favorite.
Stranger: your first?
You: Rainbow Dash!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are you a sir?
You: Yes sir.
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Brohoof?
You: INDEED.
You: this is going on ponychan.
Stranger: :)
You: meme time
You: KTHXBAI
You have disconnected.

MY FIRST BRONY CATCH.

Armael 23 Jul 2011 05:40:19 GMT No.2504900

File: 131139961917.jpg (26.01 KB, 620x484, 253561_216572081709246_1889233…)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: DERPY HOOVES
You: YES
You: Brony at last
Stranger: Finally!
Stranger: I've been looking for a brony all day!
You: Derpy's my favourite pony.
Stranger: I I love Derpy.
You: you from ponychan?
Stranger: I read it, but chan boards confuse me.
Stranger: I know, I'm probably a n00bish dork.
You: meh.
Stranger: I have a folder of reaction images xd
Stranger: *xD
You: derpy is secretly intelligent.
You: yep
Stranger: Derpy's Secret Side.
You: can't wait for season 2
Stranger: ME TOO!
You: like,
Stranger: November, right?
You: don't know
You: never trust the dates
Stranger: I hope Season 2 is as good as Season 1.
You: i hope season 2 has more awesome than season 1
You: anyways
Stranger: 20% cooler
Stranger: LOL
You: 10% flat
You: :p
Stranger: Ten seconds, you mean.
Stranger: 10% flat. LOL
You: nope
You: ten percent :x
Stranger: LMAO
You: like pancakes
Stranger: 10% flat
You: xd
You: ever since i finished the season 1, i got nothing better to do :C
Stranger: I know. I'm tempted to watch it again, but it's so time consuming.
You: and it
You: and it's summer vacation goddamnit
Stranger: I know! Well, at least I have a life this weekend instead of spending hours of my time looking up ponies.
You: yeah.
You: soo...
You: maybe we have something else in common?
You: played mortal kombat ?
Stranger: No.
You: :/
You: XIII ?
Stranger: ?
You: alright scrap that idea
Stranger: I'm not much of a gamer.
You: never mind
Stranger: It's OK.
You: ...
You: equestriadaily?
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: I like reading the fanfics.
You: time consuming.
Stranger: I know.
You: and coffee, jeesh
Stranger: Have you read Cupcakes?
You: nah
You: read only 2-3 cupcakes
You: lol
You: fanfics
Stranger: I did before I knew what is was about
Stranger: and I'm scarred.
You: scarred?
You: scarred??
Stranger: SCARRED.
You: luna's game?
Stranger: Like, mentally scarred.
You: Luna's game leaves a scar.
Stranger: I'll add that one to my reading list.
Stranger: BRB
You: not a fanfic
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: What is it?
You: creepy style platform game thing
Stranger: I've never heard of that.
You: with the scary images and psychological horror and oh god.
You: i'm glad you didn't
Stranger: O.o
You: don't even look it up
Stranger: I don't think I will now...
Stranger: DON'T TEMPT ME.
You: why do you think i didn't sleep?
Stranger: Oh Celestia.
You: it's fucking 7:32 AM in the morning :C
Stranger: I'm not gonna look it up.
You: good.
Stranger: It's 1:33 in Michigan
Stranger: UK?
You: night?
You: nope
Stranger: Yeah, 1:33 AM
You: so, who's your least favorite pony?
Stranger: Hmm.
You: and as in least favorite
You: i don't mean hate
Stranger: Out of the Mane Six?
You: out of all of them
Stranger: Trixie.
Stranger: I don't understand the fan appeal of her.
You: :/
You: uhhhh for me
Stranger: Or maybe the two ugly unicorn dudes. One of them reminds me of a guy I really didn't like in fourth hour.
You: yeah those two
Stranger: The yellow and green ones.
You: but those two are supposed to act like that
You: snails
You: and
You: uhh
Stranger: I know but they still bug me.
Stranger: Uhh, the ugly one.
You: yeah
Stranger: Snails and Ugly.
You: ...
You: soo
You: uh
Stranger: uh
Stranger: LOL
You: come on bro a topic
You: ha
Stranger: HA
Stranger: HA
You: do you know who's spitfire?
Stranger: SOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: GIGGLE AT THE GHOSTLY
Stranger: OK sorry.
You: what
Stranger: Never mind.
You: :/
You: soo
Stranger: Yeah, she's the wonderbolt.
You: good.
You: i thought you wouldn't know
Stranger: Really?
You: meh.
Stranger: I gotta go.
You: :/
You: cya then bro
Stranger: It was nice to finally talk to a brony!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ishmael 23 Jul 2011 07:21:40 GMT No.2504919

This links to a long conversation I had in which somepony, upon asking me to tell a story, allowed for this random, pony-related tale to pop up.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vkRGyXp4MONe0ckvNGKG2YeC2iABzdQYh4TpWIlulY0/edit?hl=en_US

Spartoi 23 Jul 2011 10:34:49 GMT No.2504920

File: 131141728691.png (33.68 KB, 506x700, Boys___.png)

No brony here.... Must continue search.

Dreamseru!krCRaTLfBQ 23 Jul 2011 11:11:48 GMT No.2504922

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im a guy :) naked, laying ontop of 4 pillows... if you're female, what should i do?
You: well obviously this needs to have a pillow fight
Stranger: lol nooo
You: it's easy, it's just a hop skip and a jump
Stranger: i know
You: remember to use magic though, it's so much easier with magic
Stranger: everything is
You: magic makes it about 20% easier
Stranger: or rather 50%
Stranger: im naked though
You: our kind is always naked
Stranger: but im horny
You: well that's good to hear, I guess that's why you know how much easier it is with magic
Stranger: yhh
You: I personally am a pegasus pony myself, which is why I got the number wrong with how much easier it is with magic
Stranger: ah i see
You: do you like women in dresses?
Stranger: um sometimes, im not fussed by what women wear :)
Stranger: they look beautiful no matter what they wear
Stranger: even if its just pjs
You: true
You: though you will be fussed when you see these dresses and women
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1ZwCw5FuYI&feature=related
You: they also used magic to enhance the effect
Stranger: cool
You: spring is coming near
You: I guess we better get ready for the winter wrapup
You: what team are you on?
You: I'm on the weather team
Stranger: im not on a team
You: aren't you afraid that if you don't do your part people will think your too lazy to help wrapup winter?

or have you just not been assigned to one yet?
Stranger: not been assigned to one yet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spartoi 23 Jul 2011 11:34:02 GMT No.2504923

So damn close.

u're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey.

Stranger: Hello there.

Stranger: How're you?

You: Fine. And you?

Stranger: Tired, but pretty good. ^^ Thank's for asking.

You: And might I ask who I am speaking to?

Stranger: Lev.

Stranger: A 21 year old Russian male.

You: Well hello Lev. The name's Dash.

Stranger: Dash..

You: Yes?

Stranger: Not sure if Brony, or truthful.

You: I TOTALLY FUCKING AM! XD I finally found one!

You: Wait- Are you a brony?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

emo_fluttershy 23 Jul 2011 23:16:00 GMT No.2504924

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny girl here

You: Are you a brony?

Stranger: i would answer that if i wasn't so wet.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

emo_fluttershy 24 Jul 2011 00:04:55 GMT No.2504925

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Are you a brony?

Stranger: not u again

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hmmm... how can you stop being a brony? Anonymous 24 Jul 2011 02:56:28 GMT No.2504963

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: brony?
Stranger: waaat?
You: guess not
Stranger: hahaha no tell me
You: brony is a fan of my little pony
You: great show btw
Stranger: oooooooh, then no. i useed to be then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 24 Jul 2011 06:08:24 GMT No.2504964

File: 131148770132.png (22.13 KB, 427x226, Picture 1.png)

This guy was a total douche.

Ponymensch!TEMPesTQAE 25 Jul 2011 14:28:02 GMT No.2505052

File: 131160407870.jpg (15.67 KB, 400x300, woah.jpg)

>>11444
>>11454
>>11456
>>11680
>>11724
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS ARCHIVED!

Oh the memories...

RainbowDaps!.imfW3vOzw 26 Jul 2011 12:04:34 GMT No.2505182

I tried meeting bronies on omegle once, but I couldn't find any. And my god did those other people creep me out.

Squidly 26 Jul 2011 20:58:05 GMT No.2505202

Same. There are way to many people online who AREN'T bronies, which is stoopid.

Almost a Brony Anonymous 26 Jul 2011 22:25:20 GMT No.2505205

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Applejack?
Stranger: applebees
You: no Applejack
Stranger: no, i know that
Stranger: im messing with you
You: so, u down with the bronys?
You: well?
Stranger: love me some my little ponies
You: really? who is ur favourite?
Stranger: fluttershy
You: mine is Rainbow Dash
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
You: u?
Stranger: 17
You: where r u from?
Stranger: alabama
Stranger: you?
You: cool, Im from the uk
Stranger: ohh, i see
You: what do you see?
Stranger: MLP and porn
You: not together hopefully
Stranger: no
You: so are you from Ponychan?
Stranger: im not actually a brony, you know, but i sometimes have nothing else to do so I watch it with my litle sister
Stranger: little*
You: oh
Stranger: i just roll with it
You: well, the community is very friendly
Stranger: ohh, cool
You: well, its been cool talking
Stranger: yeah
You: have a nice day
Stranger: likewise
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Retroville!0bGCbjsDDg 26 Jul 2011 23:20:32 GMT No.2505206

Not ONCE have I encountered a brony.

RainbowDaps!.imfW3vOzw 26 Jul 2011 23:58:44 GMT No.2505207

File: 131172472272.png (35.44 KB, 128x128, untitled.png)

somepony tell those guys at /collab/ to start making a brony omegle.

Mr. Pony Guy 28 Jul 2011 18:53:10 GMT No.2505266

File: 131187919010.png (244.82 KB, 800x1016, 20_percent_cooler_rainbow_dash…)

I just made this guy 20% cooler :).

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: feed me

You: I have cheese? what about that?

You: Or muffins

Stranger: american chees?

Stranger: ooh muffins

Stranger: what flavor?

You: RAINBOW FLAVOR!

Stranger: aw

You: So yeah really spicy.

Stranger: i like banana flavor

Stranger: ew

Stranger: spicy muffin??

Stranger: hahaa

You: Because everone knows rainbow juice is spicy!

Stranger: what the heck is rainbow juice???

You: You know! What they use to make rainbows?

Stranger: prisms?

You: Noooo rainbow juice in the weather factory.

Stranger: oooohhh

Stranger: cool

Stranger: what was that movie called?

Stranger: cloudy with a chance of meetballs?

Stranger: that was a cool movie

Stranger: haha

You: What? No! My little Pony!

Stranger: are you paraspriting me??

You: No -_-

Stranger: why must you parasprite me?

Stranger: why oh why?

You: Haven't you ever seen my little pony friendship is magic?

Stranger: never

You: You MUST see it then! BEst cartoon eva!

Stranger: i stopped watching cartoons

You: Meh...

Stranger: ha

Stranger: i lie

Stranger: i still watch cartoons

Stranger: like anime and stuff

Stranger: :P

You: Really?

You: Cool

Stranger: yup

Stranger: yugiho

Stranger: yugioh

You: Watch This

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDxiW1FNsmc

Stranger: oh

Stranger: DEAR

Stranger: GOD

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and you watch this??

You: Yes!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: how old are you?

You: The main audience of the show is males around 16-24

You: I'm 15

Stranger: oh, so is it like family guy?

You: No! Dammit Never Compare that Crap Fest to Friendship Is MAgic!

Stranger: how about the simpsons?

You: No.....

Stranger: team aqua force or whatever?

Stranger: hunger*

You: I personally hate adult swim except for the anime

Stranger: idk that crap

Stranger: lol

You: But really

You: My little pony friendship is magic is a great show and you should watch it.

You: Don't dissmiss it as some girly show.

You: It is really like a throwback to 80s or 90s cartoons

Stranger: lol

Stranger: cool i guess

Stranger: where can i watch it

You: Youtube

You: It has every single episode in hd

You: Lolz

Stranger: lol

Stranger: very nice

Stranger: i'll have to check it out

You: Ok

Stranger: you a guy or a girl? btw

You: Guy

Stranger: cool cool

Stranger: yeah, me too

You: Cool

Stranger: damn, now i want some banana muffins

You: Me too :( Want to know how to make cupcakes though?

You: Look at this.

Stranger: tell me

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOVDu7etQlc&feature=grec_index

Stranger: or show me

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: you love this show dont you?

You: Yesss

Stranger: haha

You: It was nice talking to you btw.

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: you too man

You: A nice change from all the "horny" guys.

You: lol

Stranger: lol yeah

Stranger: im trying to change this site around

Stranger: haha

You: Me too

You: Your my second convert to ponyism!

Stranger: keep up the good work

You: lol

Stranger: haha awesome

Stranger: well, we will have to see

Stranger: im wiling to watch, but idk if i'll watch the whole thing

Stranger: haha

You: Just watch the first episode and I promise you'll be a brony forever.

Stranger: haha ko then

You: Pinkie Pie Promise "Corss my heart and hope to fly shove a cupcake in my eye"

You: *cross

Stranger: lmao

You: Ok bye then.

Stranger: later dude

You: Later

You have disconnected.

Mr. Pony Guy 28 Jul 2011 18:59:11 GMT No.2505267

File: 131187955098.png (244.82 KB, 800x1016, 20_percent_cooler_rainbow_dash…)

Just made this guy 20% cooler.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: feed me
You: I have cheese? what about that?
You: Or muffins
Stranger: american chees?
Stranger: ooh muffins
Stranger: what flavor?
You: RAINBOW FLAVOR!
Stranger: aw
You: So yeah really spicy.
Stranger: i like banana flavor
Stranger: ew
Stranger: spicy muffin??
Stranger: hahaa
You: Because everone knows rainbow juice is spicy!
Stranger: what the heck is rainbow juice???
You: You know! What they use to make rainbows?
Stranger: prisms?
You: Noooo rainbow juice in the weather factory.
Stranger: oooohhh
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what was that movie called?
Stranger: cloudy with a chance of meetballs?
Stranger: that was a cool movie
Stranger: haha
You: What? No! My little Pony!
Stranger: are you paraspriting me??
You: No -_-
Stranger: why must you parasprite me?
Stranger: why oh why?
You: Haven't you ever seen my little pony friendship is magic?
Stranger: never
You: You MUST see it then! Best cartoon eva!
Stranger: i stopped watching cartoons
You: Meh...
Stranger: ha
Stranger: i lie
Stranger: i still watch cartoons
Stranger: like anime and stuff
Stranger: :P
You: Really?
You: Cool
Stranger: yup
Stranger: yugiho
Stranger: yugioh
You: Watch This
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDxiW1FNsmc
Stranger: oh
Stranger: DEAR
Stranger: GOD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and you watch this??
You: Yes!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old are you?
You: The main audience of the show is males around 16-22
You: I'm 15
Stranger: oh, so is it like family guy?
You: No! Dammit Never Compare that Crap Fest to Friendship Is Magic!
Stranger: how about the simpsons?
You: No.....
Stranger: team aqua force or whatever?
Stranger: hunger*
You: I personally hate adult swim except for the anime
Stranger: idk that crap
Stranger: lol
You: But really
You: My little pony friendship is magic is a great show and you should watch it.
You: Don't dissmiss it as some girly show.
You: It is really like a throwback to 80s or 90s cartoons
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cool i guess
Stranger: where can i watch it
You: Youtube
You: It has every single episode in hd
You: Lolz
Stranger: lol
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: i'll have to check it out
You: Ok
Stranger: you a guy or a girl? btw
You: Guy
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: yeah, me too
You: Cool
Stranger: damn, now i want some banana muffins
You: Me too :( Want to know how to make cupcakes though?
You: Look at this.
Stranger: tell me
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOVDu7etQlc&feature=grec_index
Stranger: or show me
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: you love this show dont you?
You: Yesss
Stranger: haha
You: It was nice talking to you btw.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: you too man
You: A nice change from all the "horny" guys.
You: lol
Stranger: lol yeah
Stranger: im trying to change this site around
Stranger: haha
You: Me too
You: Your my second convert to ponyism!
Stranger: keep up the good work
You: lol
Stranger: haha awesome
Stranger: well, we will have to see
Stranger: im wiling to watch, but idk if i'll watch the whole thing
Stranger: haha
You: Just watch the first episode and I promise you'll be a brony forever.
Stranger: haha ko then
You: Pinkie Pie Promise "Corss my heart and hope to fly shove a cupcake in my eye"
You: *cross
Stranger: lmao
You: Ok bye then.
Stranger: later dude
You: Later
You have disconnected.

Mr. Pony Guy 28 Jul 2011 19:01:14 GMT No.2505268

File: 131187967401.png (244.82 KB, 800x1016, 20_percent_cooler_rainbow_dash…)

Mr. Pony Guy 28 Jul 2011 19:02:42 GMT No.2505269

What the hay? Triple Post?

flutterlover 29 Jul 2011 21:44:47 GMT No.2505306

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: r u a brony
Stranger: Depends on your definition of "Brony"
You: A “brony” is a male fan of the children’s cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: If you mean fan of the show, yes. If you mean superfan or furry, no.
Stranger: Oh male.
Stranger: Sorry.
You: well if you like the show thats cool either way
Stranger: *Insert joke about me being 20% cooler here*
You: haa
You: ill have it done in 10 seconds flat
Stranger: *Insert third Rainbow Dash meme here*
You: i havent found a third one yet
Stranger: There probably is one. *looks up*
You: im not sure, ive been going on kym a lot but havent found one yet
Stranger: Oh, there's that face.
You: oh yeah. why wub woo
Stranger: Pinkie Pie's probably a character that could sprout memes easier.
You: probably. who's your fave btw
Stranger: I'm not quite sure. I'm kind of leaning towards Applejack or Pinkie Pie.
You: my fave is fluttershy, applejack is a close second
Stranger: I actually have a friend whose favorite is Fluttershy, which is strange, because he acts like THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF HER.
You: opposites attract
Stranger: *Shrugs* True.
You: i have toys too
Stranger: I can't judge that, considering I have merch of other shows that aren't MLP... Even if it's just hats and wristbands. :P
You: thank u
Stranger: (Also, Spike's an attention horse)
Stranger: /endrandomthought.
You: hehe
Stranger: He totally is.
You: i have a facebook if you'd like to talk there some time
Stranger: I don't do FB, bro.
Stranger: I do Tumblr though.
Stranger: (holyshit rhyme.)
You: ive got a tumblr
Stranger: Sweet.
Stranger: http://yourecutewhenyourespazzy.tumblr.com/
Stranger: That's mine.
You: cool just a sec ill find mine
Stranger: *Jeopardy music*
You: huh ill find it later
Stranger: I was kidding. You can go find it.
You: im currently following you though
Stranger: Ah, Found it! :D
Stranger: *Followed back*
You: could you tell me what it is i cant figure it out
Stranger: fluttershyordie.tumblr.com
You: k. not sure why i chose "that"
Stranger: (That awkward moment when you forget your tumblr name)
Stranger: You can change it.
You: yeah
You: oh i can
Stranger: Yep.
You: preferences
You: ?
Stranger: It's under settings.
You: ok
You: thanx
Stranger: Hey, I'm just curious, are you open to people IRL about being a brony?
You: yeah i have a shirt with fluttershy on it
Stranger: Nice.
You: thanx
Stranger: I'm not AS open regarding it I suppose. Pretty much the only people who know are my best friend, the internet, and my cousin.
Stranger: Though I'd probably tell people if they asked.
You: oh, well dont worry about it. some times its better to stay in the dark about things
Stranger: Hmm good point. If my friend (the one who likes Fluttershy and the guy who first introduced it to me) found out, there'd probably be shitload of Itoldyouso-ing.
You: most bronies r loving but there r a few that r bostful
You: boastful
Stranger: (That guy's a douchebag.)
Stranger: In fact, that's what we call him sometimes. Douchebag.
You: oh, hehe, k
Stranger: I'd actually given it a first chance, but was all lolnope, my best friend was the one to actually get me into the show.
Stranger: So yeah, second chances are awesome.
You: yes they r
You: quick question
Stranger: Yeah?
You: why is princess celestia pink as a toy
Stranger: She got sunburnt.
You: hehehe
You: funny
Stranger: You must never underestimate the importance of sunscreen.... As somepony who is pale-as-fuck, I know this.
You: im a ginger i know this too well
Stranger: GINGER! *high five*
You: *high five*
You: wait... *brohoof*
Stranger: *brohoof*
You: awesome
Stranger: twentypercentcooler.
You: haa nice timing
Stranger: So what do I do after we finish this chat? Write a letter to Princess Celestia about the wonders of Omegle?
You: why not? ive got an app on facebook that lets me write letters to her
Stranger: That's the most hilarious thing to ever exist.
You: it's pretty cool
Stranger: Base pandering FTW!
You: YEAH!
You: so what do you wanna talk about now
Stranger: Curious. Have you ever seen the show Dragon Tales?
You: yeah, i watched it when i was little
Stranger: You ever notice how Fluttershy sounds like Emmy?
You: the pink dragon right
Stranger: No, the girl
You: oh... no i havent put much thought to it
Stranger: I read it on some site and I kind of cannot unsee.
Stranger: Pinkie Pie has the same VA too, but it's not as noticeable.
You: yeah
You: have you seen the secret behind fluttershy's cheer on youtube
Stranger: No *looks up*
You: well her sharp inhale is just pinkie pie's gasp reversed
Stranger: Ah *saw it*
You: it's kinda cool
You: do you use ponychan?
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: Like I said, I'm a fan, but not a huge one. I'm fine just talking about it to my best friend.
You: oh, srry
You: my bad. i forgot
Stranger: It's aiight.
You: ok
You: sooo... anything u wanna talk about now?
Stranger: Iunno. I kind of suck at Hearts.
You: the card game?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: I was that game. I got last.
You: i suck at it too. i dont understand it
Stranger: My game taught me the rules and shit.
Stranger: You know what card game I haven't played lately? Thirteen.
You: thirteen? never heard of it
Stranger: I'm sorry, I gotta go. Bye!
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Masky 30 Jul 2011 05:33:25 GMT No.2505322

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I think this went Rather well.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: wats up?

You: Nothing really.

You: You a BRony?

Stranger: a wat? lol

You: Ever heard of My little pony?

Stranger: ya

You: Bronys are fans of the show. Gennerally adult males and females.

You: The show is the manliest thing ever

Stranger: really?

Stranger: lol

You: Yeah belive it or not I'ts actually good

Stranger: hmmmm ill have 2 remember tht

You: You should totally check it out. BTW Im not paraspriting

Stranger: alright i actually think i will lol

Stranger: also wats paraspriting? selling or something?

You: All the episodes are on youtube. Also I forgot to mention to look specificly for my little pony friendship is magic. It's the new reboot. The old MLP was horrible

You: Paraspriting is lying to make somepony mad just for the sake of them bieng mad.

You: *Being

Stranger: ooooo alright lol

Stranger: im looking the videos up right now on youtube

You: The episodes are a half hour though.

Stranger: oooo boy this will b awhile then

Stranger: its not all tht manly tho

You: The manly thing is a joke referencing the fact that the main followers of the show are adult men.

Stranger: oooooo lol

You: I promise you won't be dissapointed.

Stranger: my best friend is ubsessed with horses so ill tell her about this 2 but imma guy

Stranger: alright i trust u

Stranger: even tho i dont know u at all lol

You: If you wanna learn more look up "Equestria Daily" It's a blog about the show

Stranger: wow u know ur stuff about this shit dont u? lol

You: Well I am a Brony. lol

You: Watched the entire season.

Stranger: man ur really dedicated hahaha

You: Lots of people are. Theres thousands of bronies. The blog has over 1 million page views.

Stranger: wwwooohhhh thts alot

Stranger: u would think just kids would watch this

You: Ever heard of fosters home for imaginary friends?

Stranger: YYYYAAAAAAAAAA! i love tht show!

Stranger: it was on cartoon network

You: Lauren Faust, The creator of fosters, Is the executive Producer for My little pony Friendship is magic.

You: Whoops I meant producer FOR my little pony.

You: wait... Disregard that last thing I said.

Stranger: alright lol

You: Thought I made a mistake but I didn't.

Stranger: ya we all do it haha hell i do it all the time wen i talk 2 a girl i like

You: Well This is getting a little long so I'll be on my way and i trust you to check out that show.

Stranger: ya alright it was cool talking 2 u

You: bye.

Stranger: bye

You have disconnected.

Blueblood 02 Aug 2011 15:27:42 GMT No.2505892

File: 131229886155.jpg (61.32 KB, 722x720, 131218735581.jpg)

Any of this still happening? Jus' wondering.

Mars!F2prM/kNqs 04 Aug 2011 23:17:32 GMT No.2506010

I didn't find a brony but had a decent chat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hiya
You: Brony?
Stranger: nope
You: Do you know what a brony is?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: my little pony:friendship is magic
Stranger: just not a fan
You: Ah okay. Everypony has they're opinions.
Stranger: i mean do people like it ironically?
You: No.
You: It is athenically good.
Stranger: athenically?
Stranger: for real?
You: Sorry not sure how to spell that.
You: Yeah
Stranger: authentically
You: It's got a great crew working on it and it's alot of fun to watch
Stranger: cool
You: You should check it out if you haven't yet.
Stranger: i have
Stranger: just didnt like it
You: Okay, well it's nice to have a decent conversation with some one on omegle for once.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: im sarah btw
Stranger: wts your name?
You: Everypony calls me Mars
Stranger: ok :D
You: So, I think I'll move on now. Nice talking with you.

Whyareall!1OIsfWEXUE 06 Aug 2011 13:54:30 GMT No.2506609

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Conversation dump

Transcription shipping Whyareall!1OIsfWEXUE 06 Aug 2011 13:55:04 GMT No.2506610

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And some more

Transcription shipping Whyareall!1OIsfWEXUE 06 Aug 2011 13:55:42 GMT No.2506611

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Keep going

Oh god it autofilled this box Whyareall!1OIsfWEXUE 06 Aug 2011 13:56:33 GMT No.2506612

File: 131263899253.png (131.27 KB, 1491x860, Picture 28.png)

Not done yet

Disregard the two subjects prior to the previous one Whyareall!1OIsfWEXUE 06 Aug 2011 13:57:18 GMT No.2506613

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Problem internet connection?

Retroville!0bGCbjsDDg 06 Aug 2011 23:07:07 GMT No.2507086

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Rainbow Dash?
You: OMG YES
You: BROHOOF
Stranger: THANK GOD
You: Lol,
Stranger: Ive been on so many pages looking for another brony
You: I've probably spent an hour total.
Stranger: Ditto.
Stranger: fellow brony here coming from california?
You: It's funny cause you were the first person I connected to lol
You: I'm from a far away land
Stranger: Equestria?
You: Even farther
Stranger: fillydeplhia?
Stranger: Canterlot?
Stranger: Ponyville?
You: I live in the everfree forest
Stranger: ZECORA?
You: I know her, but she's also quite a ways away.
Stranger: Anyway!
Stranger: Ive been looking for Rainbow dash
Stranger: Im spitfire with the wonderbolts!
You: I haven't seen her around.
You: Regular ponies don't visit the everfree forest regularly.
Stranger: True..
Stranger: Well out of the 6 mane fillys..
Stranger: Whos your favorite?
You: They are all my favorite.
You: But I must say, I like pinkie pie just a tad more :3
You: Don't tell the others/
Stranger: Even after you read CUPCAKES?
You: Capcakes was lame
Stranger: yeah..because it was cupcakes
Stranger: LOL
You: Pinkie pie isnt like that :(
You: She gets upset when you mention it.. She still can't believe people would think of her like that.
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Sorry!
Stranger: After 1 hour of saying : Rainbow Dash?
Stranger: I finally found Another brony
You: This truly has been an accomplishment.
Stranger: *brohoof* and have a fine day sir.
You: And you as well
Stranger: May Princess Celestia be with you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just opened omegle out of boredom and what do you know...

Ishmael 07 Aug 2011 01:17:29 GMT No.2507088

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Dear Princess Celestia...

Stranger 2: today
Stranger 2: I learned that I was a brony
Stranger 2: and I'm taking a 3 month break from ponychan
Stranger 1: that isn't a question and i'm not princess celestia
Stranger 2: but I can't escape this fandom
Stranger 2: no matter what I try
Stranger 1: is princess celestia a my little pony thing
Stranger 2: GOD DAMMIT
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 2: it's actually not that bad
Stranger 2: however
Stranger 1: yeah i have been trying to decide whether to watch it
Stranger 2: you have to realize that a lot of the appeal
Stranger 2: stems from people who have been surrounded by hate
Stranger 2: wanting to leave that part of them behind
Stranger 1: i am a 29 year old guy but i think i would enjoy pretending to be a 10 year old girl for a little bit
Stranger 2: hey well I'm a 15 yr old bro too
Stranger 2: so
Stranger 2: All I can really say is try it out
Stranger 2: anyway
Stranger 2: spy
Stranger 2: post this to the thread
Stranger 2: -with much love Arctic Tempest <3
Stranger 1: <3
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Ishmael 07 Aug 2011 02:05:26 GMT No.2507091

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Doesn't this feature need to be about 20% cooler?

Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 1: 20%?
Stranger 1: whats with the 20 percent stuff
Stranger 1: op is a coltcuddler
Stranger 2: OP is a brony
Stranger 2: and is fucking awesome you prick
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Lightning Storm 07 Aug 2011 04:25:07 GMT No.2507098

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hey, Brony?
Stranger: No it's not brony
You: You're not a Brony?
Stranger: Did yuu mean horny
You: How could I fuck up horny THAT much? Seriously
You: I meant Brony
Stranger: Wtf does bring mean
Stranger: Brony
You: A Brony is a male fan of the tv series my little pony friendship is magic created by Lauren Faust who also created powerpuff girls and fosters home for imaginary friends
Stranger: Wtf?? Are you a girl??
You: No, is there a problem????
Stranger: No, no problem. What's your name??
You: Why would you like to know?
Stranger has disconnected.
This guy was an idiot nuff said...

An answer from two possible bronies on omegle Rainbow Derp 07 Aug 2011 06:12:36 GMT No.2507099

Who would win in a fight between- Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle ?

Stranger 2: Rainbow dash

Stranger 1: TWILIGHT SPARKEL

Stranger 2: she's 20% cooler

Stranger 1: AW HELL NAW

Stranger 2: SHE'D BEAT SPARKLE IN 10 SECONDS FLAT

Anonymous 07 Aug 2011 06:34:47 GMT No.2507100

>>11404

so using the asl in this shit

Anonymous 07 Aug 2011 06:37:54 GMT No.2507101

You: Well hey there.
Stranger: hi
You: brony by chance?
Stranger: who
You: you a brony?
Stranger: what is a brony
You: omg get off my internet

Anonymous 07 Aug 2011 06:53:38 GMT No.2507102

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you a cutie? :3
You: Cutie?
You: Cutie Mark?
Stranger: No like cute
You: I have one, yes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SomeGuyNamedDavid 07 Aug 2011 07:16:16 GMT No.2507103

Finally got one. And this was after I stopped trying.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Why do Angels have an average IQ 30 points lower then humans?
You: Why are you so intolerant?
Stranger: ^
You: My mama's black and plenty smart.
You: Skin color doesn't determine intelligence.
Stranger: Honestly now...people can be so ignorant. :/
You: Love and tolerance, OP.
Stranger: as well as friendship!
Stranger: Especially if it's magical.
You: Haha, yesss
Stranger: Are you a brony, stranger?
You: Yep.
Stranger: OMG. YES.
Stranger: I FOUND ONE.
You: Me too, you're my first. :D
Stranger: Awesome!
Stranger: You go to ponychan?
You: Yes...
Stranger: Same here.
You: The Omegle thread?
Stranger: Yeeep.
You: Yessss
Stranger: Tried it with a few other people....got called a coltcuddler. :/
You: I do it discreetly.
You: Not going so well so far, but...
Stranger: Yeah...they don't hang on long enough for me to go "So, you brony?"
You: I post this. They usually leave, though. http://goo.gl/zLYVs
You: In context.
Stranger: Not sure if want....I'm a bit sketchy with images. D:
Stranger: It's safe...and pony-related I assume?
You: Fully SFW. Just something only recognizable by somepony with experience.
Stranger: Hah! Cutie marks! :D
Stranger: You got a username on ponychan? I'm Storm Star. Still a bit shy about posting, though.
You: Usually call it a litmus test and wait for a reaction, but most just leave after the link.
Stranger: Lame.
You: I don't post much, and fairly new to the site, but SomeGuyNamedDavid.
Stranger: Oh okay, I'll be looking around for the name. I think I spotted you yesterday.
You: Oh? Where? I don't think I've posted any more than once or twice so far.
Stranger: Can't remember...I go through so many threads.
You: Ah.
Stranger: But wow, it's be pretty fun meeting a fellow brony.
You: Same here.
Stranger: Oh wait, who's your favorite character on the show?
You: I've been through twice and still don't have a definite answer to that.
Stranger: I see. I'm currently fond of Derpy....oh and Gilda, despite her being a jerk.
You: But what about in the mane cast?
Stranger: Hm...Rainbow Dash annnd Fluttershy.
You: Yeah, they're in my top few, too.
Stranger: Awesome.
Stranger: I hope to see you around Ponychan some time. Bye for now!
You: Bye!
You have disconnected.

Anonymous 07 Aug 2011 08:17:59 GMT No.2507104

File: 131270507539.png (25.02 KB, 125x123, 130241186509.png)

Finally. FINALLY! I found one. Well, except that they were a fan of the old show, and knew some stuff about FiM. Still, it was nice to find a brony for once. Celestia knows how many "asl"'s I had to get thru...

You: Hey!
Stranger: Howdy there!
You: You a brony, by chance?
Stranger: Okay, well the only known definition of that word I know is somepony who watches My Little Pony...so yes, yes I am.
You: Really? REALLY?
You: HAVE I FINALLY FOUND ONE?
Stranger: Friendship is Magic.
You: Indeed it is!
You: Yes!
You: I've been looking for hours for a fellow brony!
You: Wait...
You: Whats Rainbow Dash's "catchphrase" involving a certain percentage?
Stranger: You've got me beat. :/
You: I'll give you a hint. The percent is 20.
You: Dang, so you're not a brony... are you...
Stranger: What color is Teddy?
You: teddy??
Stranger: Teddy...
Stranger: Oh, look who's not a brony now.
Stranger: Stop looking it up you cheating bastard.
You: I think we're talking about two different series of My Little Pony.
You: hahahahaha I loled at that
Stranger: Apparently so! Cause you should be able to name the colors of the only male pony...
You: Okay, well if you actually LIKED the old My Little Pony, go watch some Friendship is Magic.
You: Bricks, they will be shat indeed.
Stranger: I am actually in the bricking laying mode right now, might just have to do that right now.
You: Well then.... go watch the first episode and have fun. :)
You: Good to meet a brony... sort of...
You: hahahaha
Stranger: One question for you, oh fearless self-proclaimed brony.
You: Hm?
You: Wait
You: Before you say it
You: I only know about Friendship is Magic...
You: Not the old stuff
You: js
Stranger: If you could have one pony as a pet, which one?
You: hmmm
You: Great question...
Stranger: Not a quiz, just want to find out a little more about my brony friend here.
You: I'd say, Rainbow Dash, or maybe Fluttershy. Pinkie Pie would be funny, but might get annoying.
You: hahaha
Stranger: Pinkie Pie is a horse.
Stranger: Just saying.
You: Well alrighty then.

Cheesy Hooves 07 Aug 2011 09:03:50 GMT No.2507105

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Cheesy Hooves 07 Aug 2011 10:33:44 GMT No.2507107

File: 131271322458.png (9.33 KB, 465x239, Untitled2.png)

DAMNIT!
i was going to reply to that. :(

Anonymous 07 Aug 2011 10:41:30 GMT No.2507108

File: 131271369036.jpg (151.1 KB, 430x615, 973.jpg)

Question to discuss:
Why do ponyhaters hate us so much?

Stranger 2: they are stupid
Stranger 2: :(
Stranger 1: because ponies are fucking pony.
Stranger 2: noooooooo
Stranger 1: just like boxxy.
Stranger 1: fuck that shit.
Stranger 2: >_<
Stranger 2: bitch
Stranger 1: fuck you.
Stranger 2: no fuck you
Stranger 1: i will fucking eat your parents.
Stranger 2: die in hell
Stranger 1: oxymoron....you fucking moron.
Stranger 1: hell implies I'm already dead.
Stranger 2: indeed it does
Stranger 1: just like all those fucking ponies.
Stranger 2: but
Stranger 2: africa is hell too
Stranger 2: ponies are awesome
Stranger 2: stupid angel
Stranger 1: backpeddling boxxy lover.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Cheesy Hooves 07 Aug 2011 10:56:43 GMT No.2507109

File: 131271460301.png (74.53 KB, 256x200, can'tuness.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
hello, I'd like to play a game. In this game you are both chained to a wall, the walls beside you will close in. there is a rusty old knife in between you two. disconnection means death. start now

You: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

You: slow painfuldeath

Stranger: Dammit Jigsaw

Stranger: You dun gone and done it again

You: brony?

Stranger: Dunno what that is

Stranger: WAit so

Stranger: We have to stay here or die?

You: i guess

You: so i'll fill you in on bronydom so i can die doing what i love

You: talking about ponies

You: You see there is this show called my little pony friendship is magic

You: oddly enough it was a hit with adult males

Stranger: Dude

Stranger: I know what ur talking about

You: these males call themselvs (and us girls who are fans) ronies

You: bronies*

Stranger: Im confused on why

Stranger: So many guys like it 0_o

You: becuase it's awesome

Stranger: I might possibly attempt to cross to the other side...

You: rainbowdash kicks a full grown dragon in the mother fucking face

You: i sugest you go to youtube and watch every episode.

You: and try visting ponychan.net some time

Stranger: Wait how old are you cuz if your like a 40 yera old lady then i prefer death 0_o

You: i'm an 18 year old gal thank you very much

Stranger: lmao pardon my manors >_>

Stranger: * respects elders *

Stranger: Well Im going to go watch this pony thing in the after life

Stranger: So I shall die doing what I love.

You: well you can do it cuas eit is form heaven

Stranger: Paraspritin

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.
not sure if he's going to watch it...

Anonymous 08 Aug 2011 03:05:39 GMT No.2507154

I have found, I think a brony, and a hater in the same conversation with me as their spy. Quite the results.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Dear Princess Celestia....
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robot rainbow dash attack (who has lime cats hat on)!jz9HaRMONY 08 Aug 2011 03:29:21 GMT No.2507155

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Anonymous 08 Aug 2011 04:04:14 GMT No.2507160

File: 131277625474.jpg (22.2 KB, 360x316, OMG.jpg)

I can't believe it... I asked the question Dear Princess Celestia... and galloped into TWO OTHER BRONIES! AHHH! Three bronies in once place... truly a great achievement on Omegle...

Dear Princess Celestia...
Stranger 2: today i learned not to judge a book by it's cover
Stranger 1: i learned a valuable lesson today
Stranger 2: a friend who seems crazy at times can be helpful
Stranger 1: i just fucking saw that one
Stranger 2: and your solution even when it seems doubtful
Stranger 2: your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle
Stranger 1: you sir are epic
Stranger 2: AWWWWWW YEEAAAAAAAAH!
Stranger 2: this made my day
Stranger 1: bro hoof?
Stranger 2: *BRO HOOF*
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 1: Fuck yeah
Stranger 1: this is what made my day
Stranger 2: this is AWESOME! 3 bronies in the same place ON OMEGLE!

It went on for a looooonnnggg time! :D

Spins 08 Aug 2011 05:29:57 GMT No.2507195

File: 131278139631.png (117.37 KB, 1226x1274, weltschmertz.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's! Hear one!
You: yay
Stranger: hii
You: *hoofface*
Stranger: say hi
You: Dammit Stranger, let me educate you on the magic of friendship, redundant as that is.
You: We are recreating a scene from a very popular television show.
Stranger: whaat is u r name
You: This is the goings down of what is happening.
Stranger: asl
You: My name is "Fluttershy".
You: I am oldish/female/equestria
You: You are some butch braggart named Rainbow Dash
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Part 1 of 2 Jagneta!nVGUSK7rdo 08 Aug 2011 05:35:54 GMT No.2507196

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Is it worth damaging the economy to save the whales and dolphins?
Stranger: How about the US cuts its military budget
Stranger: Then you'd have enough for things like saving wildlife and going to Space.
You: We should use the economy to spread the message that Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: We should.
Stranger: Finally a Brony >.>
You: *Broohoof
Stranger: Fave of the Mane 6?
You: Everypony. I love them all
Stranger: I like Rainbow the Best
Stranger: Though I do like them all
You: 20% cooler
Stranger: Eeyup
Stranger: Fave background pony/ies?
You: Doctor Whooves and Derpy. But I love Lyra/BonBon fics.
Stranger: I like them too, but my Faves are Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.
You: I totally understand!
You: I just want Octavia to have lines in season 2! (>_<)
Stranger: And VS too!
Stranger: They are so awesome
Stranger: (The person watching this convo wasn't expecting it to go in this direction)
You: Oh Well! *shrugpony.jpg
Stranger: THEY WILL LOVE US ALL
Stranger: They shall all join the herd eventually
You: This is true.
You: We already control a fair portion of the internet.
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: and we have people like Steven Colbert
Stranger: We have power
Stranger: We shall consume all
Stranger: Wow this sounds dark.
You: Don't forget Weird Al.
You: I like it.
Stranger: Yep.
You: Dark is the night
You: And night is Luna
You: Luna in Socks
Stranger: I still don't understand the Socks thing
Stranger: I mean, why would Ponies wear socks?
Stranger: Also
Stranger: You know what
Stranger: I'm not going to say the other part
Stranger: too weird.
You: Well, in the archives of equestria daily, there was a post about Pony-branded socks.
You: So, sompony drew Luna wearing the socks.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: but really?
Stranger: I mean I love the little filly ones
Stranger: but not when they're trying to sexualize the ponies
Stranger: They're ponies >.>
You: This is true.
You: But that's internet rule 34 for you.
You: I like our pony-rule 34, better though.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: (You now realize there's still somepony watching us talk about ponies)
You: Who cares?! Send them to the Moon!
Stranger: Yep!
You: What I would like to see is Hasbro making an internet-only spinoff based on the Background Ponies. You know, just for us Bronies.
Stranger: For 1000 years
Stranger: Yeah, that'd be awesome
Stranger: You seen the youtube series: "My Little Derpy: Derpy is Derpy"?
You: I haven't been on YT in a while. My main PC is acting up.
You: But I have heard of it
Stranger: The page was updated on ED yesterday, that's how I found out
Stranger: quite amusing
You: Well it's Derpy! That says enough!
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Would you watch a spinoff starring the CMC?
You: If it's done right, I will.
Stranger: It's done by the same people as the main show
You: Sure! Why not!
Stranger: The only thing I'd like to see changed from how it is now on that show is the Scootabuse is very high (I really don't like Scootaloo, she's really annoying)
You: Scootalove is far better.
Stranger: Maybe if they redid her character
You: Well, all the CMC are annoying. They're just fillies!
Stranger: but as she is now she's just a clone of Rainbow without the postive aspects
Stranger: Applebloom and Sweetie Bell are adorable though
You: This is true. I just think RD just needs to be more, er, "sisterly to Scootaloo.
Stranger: Well I don't think it's really required seeing as they're not related, and Scoot would just add burden to RD on top of being the head weather pony and trying to become a wonderbolt
You: That's true. But look at Rarity. She's working hard to be a fashionista, but she still takes care of her sister.
Stranger: Yeah but she has magic to assist her where RD doesn't, and AJ only has to work on the farm and has the assistance of Mac so she's not as burdened either
You: And Derpy is busy with Dinky and the mail.
Stranger: Yeah, Derpy does a good job as a mother to Dinky doing her best as a mail pony even with her disability (or is it?)
You: I just tend to see her as a bit clumsy. I don't like when Fanfics make her seem retarded and spewing nonsence.
Stranger: Well regardless she is awesome
You: No offence if you wrote Derpy to be like that, if you write Fanfics
You: And yes, she is awesome /)^3^(\\
Stranger: I don't write fics, I actually just started reading them, I've only read "The Vinyl Scratch Tapes" and I'm currently reading "Past Sins"
You: Well, I've read a few. The last one I started was either Karamel or ARTICLE.
You: Actually, few is an understatement.
Stranger: I'll probably read "Pony Psychology", "Fallout: Equestria", and "Brotherhood of the Moon" after "Past Sins"
You: Oh! Pony Psychology is a good one! I've been wanting to read Past Sins for a while now though!
Stranger: Yeah, the reason I started with Past Sins was because I kept seeing all of this Nyx stuff, and I was like "Who is Nyx?" So I Googled it and it said she was an OC pony from Past Sins and that's how I got to it
You: I saw her (Nyx) on Ponibooru and I've been meaning to go an read it... its just that I've been putting it off.
You: (I feel bad for the guy who asked the question now. I think if we wanted to make him uncomfortable, we could start talking about shipping... if you wanted to)

Part 2 of 2 Jagneta!nVGUSK7rdo 08 Aug 2011 05:36:35 GMT No.2507197

>>2507196
You: (I feel bad for the guy who asked the question now. I think if we wanted to make him uncomfortable, we could start talking about shipping... if you wanted to)
Stranger: (Sure, I don't mind)
Stranger: Rainbow Dash and Applejack
Stranger: Vinyl Scratch and Octavia
Stranger: uhh...
You: Mac and Fluttershy
Stranger: Pinkie and Pinkamina o.O
You: 0.o
Stranger: That needs to be a fic now...
Stranger: Split Personality ship
You: Its a shame I suck as a writer. :P
Stranger: I think Colgate should be Doctor Whooves companion
Stranger: I'm not a bad writer, just too lazy to actually do it when there's so much awesome stuff already out there
You: Well, I've always mentally called Colgate: Ramona. And Ramona and the 4th Doctor is almost canon... (I know because I am a Whovian as well!)
You: And you're right about all the awesome stuff out there.
Stranger: I only started watching DW a month ago, though I'm already through 3 seasons, and I'm watch Torchwood too!
You: Oh. You're in the middle of the 10th Doctor!
You: ~yay!
Stranger: Only one season left of Tennent makes me sad
You: Don't worry. You'll like Matt Smith.
You: 11 would be a great incarnation as a pony.
Stranger: Actually, there's a popular Whooves Fic called "The Twelfth" ;D
Stranger: So we should both check that out
You: I started to read that when it first came out. I enjoyed it.
You: ...just got lazy.
Stranger: I don't know if you ever watched Buffy and Angel but I know somepony who did the show did, I mean two of the animal Companions named Spike and Angel, can't be coincidence
Stranger: I want a Buffy Pony to walk through the show and see Spike and Angel and Gasp and just walk off
You: I've never seen Buffy and Angel, but this fandom has opened me up to many new things!
You: And speaking of Whooves, I would love to see the BBC and Hasbro team up to do a special.
Stranger: They're both really good (And in context of what I said they're both Vampires and two of Buffy's ex-boyfriends)
Stranger: Actually
Stranger: right now on Ponychan they're making Whooves Radio shows to play on Celestia Radio
You: Really?! This is amazing! This fandom is amazing!
You: You, fellow Brony, are amazing!
Stranger: And you too, fellow Brony!
Stranger: (And right now the guy watching just came back to the chat and said "They're STILL talking about ponies!?)
You: (I bet we've turned him onto watching ponies now!)
Stranger: (I hope so)
You: (I know so!)
Stranger: And this has been the best Omegle chat ever!
You: I feel like this should go into the Omegle tread on Ponychan when we decide to go our seprate ways!
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: You can post it
You: Really?! Aww thanks!
Stranger: I only Lurk on Ponychan
You: So do I.
Stranger: lol
You: I've never posted anything. (-_-)
Stranger: I'm actually shyer on the internet than reality, if that makes any sense
Stranger: I'm Rainbow in Reality and Fluttershy Online
Stranger: It doesn't make much sense
You: Who cares! We both are Bronys!
Stranger: Yep!
You: *We're
Stranger: Yay for grammar!
You: ~yay!
You: Cutie Mark Crusader Grammar Nazis Yay!
Stranger: YAY!
Stranger: We've been talking about ponies for 40 minutes...
You: Best 40 minutes ever!
Stranger: That person must be sad we're not talking about dolphins
Stranger: We like them too, but ponies are 20% cooler.
You: This is true!
You: Dear Princess Celestia,
Not only have I met a fellow Brony today, I also met a Whovian and a generally nice person today on the Internet.
Your Faithful Student,
Jagneta
Stranger: Dear Princess Celestia,
Just read what Jagneta said,
Your Lazy Student,
Renowned
Stranger: (Yeah, I know, my Online Name sounds arrogant but I really just like the sound of the word)
You: (I like it too! Jagneta is just a Portmanteau of my first and last name that everypony [including me] calls me)
Stranger: I have no idea what your name is o.O
Stranger: Jag... Nope
Stranger: Got nothing
Stranger: Jaguar?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: That sounds pretty awesome
You: You're pretty awesome Renowned.
Stranger: And you too Jaguar.
You: You know what else is awesome? Season 2.
Stranger: Definitly
Stranger: And you know what else? This Fandom in general.
You: This is absolutely true.
You: Lauren Faust, (Celestia praise her name) would agree.
Stranger: Definitely
Stranger: So if Celestia is the Deity of Equestria is Lauren Faust the Meta-Deity of Equestria?
Stranger: o.O
You: I rank it like this:
Lauren Faust is the Omniscient Goddess (like God in Christianity or the Three Deities in Zelda)
Celestia and Luna are the two all powerful goddesses chosen to rule over the world that Goddess Faust created.
Stranger: Godception?
You: Exactly.
You: And while ponies do not pray to Goddess Faust directly, the two Goddesses they prey to pray to Goddess Faust.
You: So yes. It is Godception.
You: Except it lacks Leonardo DiCaprio.
Stranger: Well we know what we need, Leo Pony
You: I think we need to go deeper.
Stranger: Well, this has been a great discussion (56 minutes) but I have to leave now, I've had a great time, see you around (hopefully) Jagneta.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That One Brony 08 Aug 2011 07:22:10 GMT No.2507198

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Finish the song; I used to wonder what friendship could be..
Stranger 2: I'm stumped, you?
Stranger 1: i'm stumped too
Stranger 2: hmm
Stranger 2: To Google!
Stranger 2: holy shit
Stranger 2: its My Little Pony
Stranger 1: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger 2: what the fuck
Stranger 1: this is amazing.
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: so how do you finish it?
Stranger 2: oh I didnt even look I just saw ponies
Stranger 2 has disconnected

:(

lUnA lOvEr 08 Aug 2011 07:25:02 GMT No.2507199

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Finish the song; I used to wonder what friendship could be..
Stranger 1: Im not pony
Stranger 2: ...untill you all shared its magic with me
Stranger 2: Big adventures
Stranger 1: oh shit
Stranger 2: Tons of fun
Stranger 2: A beautiful heart
Stranger 2: Faithful and strong
Stranger 2: Sharing kindness
Stranger 2: It's an easy feat
Stranger 1: What the hay is happening
Stranger 2: And magic makes it all complete
Stranger 2: You have My Little Pony
Stranger 2: Do you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeeends
Stranger 1: I have respect for you stranger
Stranger 2: Thank you, sir or ma'am.
Stranger 1: Sir
Stranger 2: Sir.
Stranger 1: Good talk. Enjoy your day
Stranger 2: Same to you.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
:)

Funny chat FlutterBolt 08 Aug 2011 15:11:08 GMT No.2507201

File: 131281626639.png (216.7 KB, 572x604, Spike putter.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 20 Female Equestria
Stranger: oh nice
You: My names Twilight, Twilight sparkle. And you?
Stranger: kipgen
Stranger: kippykipgen
You: Nice name, are you a unicorn pegasus or ground pony?
Stranger: unicorn pegasus
Stranger: u??
You: Wow, like celestia? I'm a unicorn
You: just a unicorn
Stranger: nice
You: I do magic
You: I also like to read
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cool
You: I have an assistant called spike, do you have an assistant?
You: He's a baby dragon
Stranger: nope
Stranger: sorry
You: Oh that's ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so wat are u upto dis days
You: What's your cutie mark? Mines some sparkles
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: :P
You: You don't know! What a strange!
You: Look at your flank
Stranger: lol
You: You don't have a cutie mark, do you?
Stranger: guess so
You: Aw, that's so sad
Stranger: haha
You: I thought everypony on this did...
Stranger: lol
You: Your not sad?
Stranger: wat can i do
He then disconnected...

Sharpie Forge 08 Aug 2011 15:16:59 GMT No.2507202

File: 131281661944.jpg (31.77 KB, 600x340, Brohoof-(n1291603148096).jpg)

>>2507198
I asked that question xD.

Awh man! FlutterBolt 08 Aug 2011 15:21:53 GMT No.2507203

Question to discuss:
Educate your stranger about the magic of friendship. It'll make them 20% cooler.
Stranger 1: im a brony
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Damn you stranger 2!

Found another brony! FlutterBolt 08 Aug 2011 15:25:30 GMT No.2507204

Question to discuss:
Educate your stranger about the magic of friendship. It'll make them 20% cooler.
Stranger 1: Yes!
Stranger 2: harry potter... ftw
Stranger 1: That too^
Stranger 2: i found waldo.
Stranger 1: but mlp is fun
Stranger 2: twilight is pony.
Stranger 1: Twilight is just moronic
Stranger 1: Not pony
Stranger 1: But ponies!
Stranger 1: Dawg!
Stranger 1: They are awesome!
Stranger 2: <:D
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous 08 Aug 2011 16:37:44 GMT No.2507205

Win.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey!
Stranger: Hi
You: What's going on?
Stranger: Nm. Just chillin. You?
You: Just got back from junior speedster flight school. Not exactly my thing. But todays grocery day! So I'll be leaving soon to go get food to care for the animals of the Everfree Forest.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 08 Aug 2011 17:50:28 GMT No.2507207

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
are you a brony?

Stranger 1: YES

Stranger 1: OMG YES

Stranger 2: no you coltcuddler

Stranger 1: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

Stranger 1: LIstening to pony rap

Stranger 1: PonySwag!

Stranger 1: AWWWWWW YEAA

Stranger 2: shit angel whats wrong with you guys?

Stranger 1: What's wrong with you? Hater hatin' on friendship!

Stranger 2: yeah i dont like friendship

Stranger 2: problem?

Stranger 1: What's the matter with having a hobby? Excuse me for living my life and fulfilling my interests

Stranger 2: >excuse me for being a coltcuddler

Stranger 1: Oh sorry I forgot we all have to trot around acting like partying coltcuddlers weraing Abercrombie

Stranger 2: fixed

Stranger 1: and AE

Stranger 1: sorry I forgot that part

Stranger 1: oh and we can't have our own interests

Stranger 1: How silly of me to forgot!

Stranger 2: >silly

Stranger 1: Hey Asker post this on the ponychan thread in Twilights Library will ya?

Stranger 2: yes, you are a coltcuddler

Stranger 1: Theres a thread about omegle

Stranger 1: you should see it if you haven't already

Stranger 1: that would be epic

Stranger 1: link hold on

Stranger 2: you are a huge coltcuddler

Stranger 2: enjoy being raped by life

Stranger 1: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html

Stranger 1: Post it nao

Stranger 1: cuz you met a brony! :D

Stranger 2: shit, you have your own website?

Stranger 1: Unlike mister "I act like everypony else and don't have my own interests and am really boring" over here

Stranger 1: This guy is 20% lamer...

Stranger 2: see if i care

Stranger 1: You do

Stranger 1: ya know why?

Stranger 2: nope

Stranger 1: Because while all of us get to enjoy being free and having our own interests and fun!

Stranger 2: ok, look how i care

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous 08 Aug 2011 17:51:40 GMT No.2507208

>>2507207

Thank you so much for doing this for me. That other guy in there, was a jerk...

Anonymous 08 Aug 2011 17:52:44 GMT No.2507209

>>2507208
no prob bro

Baked Bads 08 Aug 2011 19:04:56 GMT No.2507210

Possible Brony?

Question to discuss:
Stranger 1 is a sex offender, but who is stranger 2?

Stranger 1: I AM A PONY
Stranger 1: NEIGH, I SAY
Stranger 1: NEIGH
Stranger 2 has disconnected

I WAS SO CLOSE! Anonymous 16 Aug 2011 23:57:43 GMT No.2508320

File: 131353906336.jpg (1.98 KB, 120x80, index.jpg)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Pinkie Pie?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: hey :)

You: Hey!

You: what is up my brony?

Stranger: is your name amanda?

You: No

Stranger: ok brony, bro pony

You: Yea man I am totally a fan of My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

Stranger: omg me too!

You: Really?

You: Freakin Awesome!

Stranger: totally!

You: I am totally putting this on ponychan!

Stranger: omg! awesome!!

You: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!

You: Sooooo who your favorite pony?

Stranger: Hmmmmmmmmm idkkk ALL :D

You: I would have to say Fluttershy

Stranger: cute!

You: I say that because I guess I'm kind of a mixture of personalities of Fluttershy and Twilight

Stranger: lol

Stranger: are you a f or m?

You: Male brony all the way!

You: You?

Stranger: omg! awesomeness brony!

Stranger: im a f

You: Wow that's pretty rare but okay

Stranger: really!? i like never get girls! :D

Stranger: i only talk to guys on here!

You: So what were you doing on Omegle?

Stranger: idk looking for somepony totalk to and im talking you and your not a freaklike most guys your awesome brony!

You: Oh yeah I was just mostly roleplaying and talking about My Little Pony but I never really got a hit before you!

You: But thank you!

Stranger: well i was messing around to we were talking about ponys for col! lol! but your welcome! :)

You: Yeahh

You: So how do you like the songs?

Stranger: which songs?

You: On the show?

Stranger: on the my little pony show!?

You: Of course silly!

Stranger: hahaha! i love them!!!

You: Favorite?

Stranger: friendship is magic! :)

You: The opening theme?

Stranger: yes! :)

You: Oh yeah! Did you know there was an extended version?

Stranger: no i didnt! :|

You: Want to see it?

Stranger: not right now

You: Awhhhh really?

You: Why not?

Stranger: yeah later i will :)

You: Okay! Let me link you to it

Stranger: ok! :)

You: And IT SHALL BE

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQHbOEQ2WQ

Stranger: yayyy!! :)

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 12 :):):)

Stranger: awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Oh yeah!!!

You: You?

Stranger: 13

You: YESSSSSSSSS

Stranger: lol!!!!!

You: Best Omegle chat ever!!!!

Stranger: ikr!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: oh im texting my friend and i told her aout how were talking about my little pony and she said totell you that she thinks thats awesome and se has a my little pony shirt!

You: I am REALLY running out of ways to show my excitement right now but I have a shirt with a giant Rainbow Dash cutie mark and it says 20% coolor

You: I love everthing!

Stranger: thats awesome! you should!

You: Just like Fluttershy!

Stranger: i love rainbows!

Stranger: hahaha!

You: Then you should be Rarararainbowwwww Dashhhhhhhh

Stranger: yayy!!

You: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You: So have any favorite episodes?

Stranger: which pony is my friend amanda?

Stranger: she wants to know! lol!

You: So that is what you meant ahhhh

You: Okay tell me about her

Stranger: she loves crazy things she random loves talking about things like this coversation, and she just said she took a quiz and apperently the quiz said she was pinkie pie

You: That is what I would say as well! Which survey did she take? I never thought about it but I would like to see who I am too!

Stranger: ok ill ask her!

You: Oh yeah

Stranger: ok i did ill tell you when she tell me

You: Oooookayyyy

Stranger: to make time go by, what do you look like? not the pony actually you :D

Okayyyy getting to personal so I'll just cut this out

Technical error: lost contact with server.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 17 Aug 2011 18:48:00 GMT No.2508332

i just had an elaborate sexual roleplay forcing somepony to call my e-candy vag my "pinkie pie" and telling him to say he wanted to "giggle at the ghostly" every time he wanted to eat me out.

forgot to get logs.

Rarity™ The Unicorn 18 Aug 2011 03:42:48 GMT No.2508343

File: 131363896415.jpg (114.23 KB, 548x356, MLP-show-title-card_1.jpg)

Anonymous 19 Aug 2011 03:39:14 GMT No.2508436

>>2508332
wait nevermind, here they are:

Stranger: hi

You: hey!

You: WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT SOME OF MY PINKIE PIE? -spread legs-

Stranger: ya

You: okay ;D

You: asl?

Stranger: 17 m usa hbu

You: do you like older girls?

You: 20 f equestria

Stranger: ya i like older girls

You: okay good ;)

You: do you want some of my pinkie pie?

Stranger: ya

You: alright ;)

You: i'll let you have some

You: if you tell me

You: i'm a silly filly

Stranger: your a silly filly

You: ohhh that's good

You: tell me what you'd do to my pinkie pie

Stranger: lick it

Stranger: and eat it

You: oohhhh

You: mine tastes like cupcakes ;)

You: do you like it?

Stranger: ya i do

You: what else would you do? ;D

Stranger: lick up and down on it

You: tell me what it tastes like ;)

You: and tell me i'm a silly filly. over and over <3

Stranger: cupcakes and your a silly filly

You: <3

You: wanna see a picture of me, silly?

Stranger: ya

You: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptzjjxN9g1qhpawbo4_250.png

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 20 Aug 2011 08:16:44 GMT No.2508551

Stumbled across this in a non-pony omegle session:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What do you want right now?
Stranger 2: Um
Stranger 1: A banana
Stranger 2: Wait you like bananas?
Stranger 1: It is the best fruit in the world
Stranger 1: And I am not just saying that
Stranger 2: So let me get this straight, your a BEYETCH that likes bananas?
Stranger 2: Well thats good becuase I hear there are bananas ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous 20 Aug 2011 08:18:57 GMT No.2508552

Stumbled across this in a non-pony related session:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What do you want right now?
Stranger 2: Um
Stranger 1: A banana
Stranger 2: Wait you like bananas?
Stranger 1: It is the best fruit in the world
Stranger 1: And I am not just saying that
Stranger 2: So let me get this straight, your a BEYETCH that likes bananas?
Stranger 2: Well thats good becuase I hear there are bananas ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Enclave 20 Aug 2011 09:09:05 GMT No.2508573

File: 131383134544.png (51.53 KB, 945x945, shrugging-pinkie-pie.png)

Why can't I find anypony?

Kahrn!jl9wVKZxc2 21 Aug 2011 03:52:51 GMT No.2509038

File: 131389877163.png (25.98 KB, 620x413, explode.png)

Riveting, I know. I am going to try some more, then I might work up the courage to talk myself!

Kahrn!jl9wVKZxc2 21 Aug 2011 04:41:54 GMT No.2509040

File: 131390171296.png (14.94 KB, 631x304, Silly.png)

Tee-hee, got one!

Ishmael 21 Aug 2011 07:46:19 GMT No.2509043

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
What would you do if Princess Celestia broke into your house?

Stranger 2: Ask her if she liked bananas
Stranger 1: Who's that?
Stranger 1 has disconnected

This convo that I spied on... Anonymous 21 Aug 2011 21:28:25 GMT No.2509071

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Would you get sexy with Sebastian Michaelis? I know I would! ;D

Stranger 2: Who the fuck is he.

Stranger 1: brony?

Stranger 2: RAINBOW DASH

Stranger 1: FUCK YES
\\

Stranger 1: Lets derail this shit

Stranger 2: It was never railed!

Stranger 1: Princess Luna All the way

Stranger 2: Rainbow dash is 20% cooler!

Stranger 1: Can I offer you some Cupcake my Dear Rainbow Dash?

Stranger 2: Yes please, Dear luna.

Stranger 2: How has your day been?

Stranger 1: oh its Just Fine First brony I've met

Stranger 1: Its better now that I have friendship

Stranger 2: You only just started?

Stranger 2: I've been trough about 7 now, it's a jolly good time!

Stranger 1: No I've been hear for an hour

Stranger 2: Must be unlucky :(

Stranger 1: First one in that hour Indeed D:

Stranger 1: I argued with a /b/tard

Stranger 1: but that was my only highpoint

Stranger 1: He didn't know of mlp

Stranger 2: Oh dear

Stranger 2: How can you be on /b/ and not know mlp?

Stranger 2: He must be one of those /y/ persons... /shudder

Stranger 1: I am desprite for a hug or brohoof anything really

Stranger 2: /b/rohoof

Stranger 1: /b/rohoof

Stranger 2: Well dear Luna, i offer you luck in encountering Bronies! and hope you wont have instant disconnects

Stranger 1: Thank you for that I think I'm ready to dive back in now thank you my friend I will Remeber you Dearly

Stranger 2: which i get about half of the time.

Stranger 1: Screen cap and post !

Stranger 2: Dont lose hope!

Stranger 2: Memebase or 4chan?

Stranger 1: Ponychan?

Stranger 2: winning.

Stranger 1: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html

Stranger 1: thats how I found out about doing this :D

Stranger 1: Goodbye dear brony

Stranger 2: Goodbye! i'll be expecting an post there1

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous 21 Aug 2011 21:32:01 GMT No.2509072

File: 131396232042.png (65.29 KB, 765x776, FirstBronyEncounter.png)

Terrible Luck but a friend Gives me Hope ^_^

Vojnik!P0N34NDGzY 21 Aug 2011 21:35:13 GMT No.2509073

File: 131396251303.png (19.45 KB, 300x309, 1301063364.png)

STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED GENERAL

SomeGuyNamedDavid 22 Aug 2011 04:21:37 GMT No.2509112

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Brony chat. <3
Stranger: nyan
You: Yes.
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aw.

SomeGuyNamedDavid 22 Aug 2011 05:15:54 GMT No.2509114

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Which Pony is your favorite of the Mane Six? (Fluttershy-48, Applejack-19, Rainbow Dash-79, Rarity-10, Pinkie-36, Twilight-14)
You: Still can't choose.
Stranger: fuck the ponyponys
You: Can I say all of them?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

AW.

SomeGuyNamedDavid 22 Aug 2011 05:27:27 GMT No.2509115

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Paste whatever you have copied no matter what it is.
You: Nah.
Stranger: I got this already - next!
You: It was just another Omegle.
You: About ponies.
Stranger: *hoof bump*
You: Haha, yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Good enough. Yay.

Yesterday... Anonymous 22 Aug 2011 07:49:29 GMT No.2509124

Who is best pony? Rainbow Dash? Fluttershy? Twilight Sparkle? Rarity? Applejack? Pinkie Pie? Derpy? Any others?
You: RAINBOW DASH\\
Stranger: AppleJack, for sure.
Stranger: Rainbow Dash IS 20% cooler. ;;
You: That she is indeed.
Stranger: Thoughts on Ponyporn?
You: I'm watching it 24/7
Stranger: I either love it, or it makes me want to kill myself.
You: i just can't stop.
Stranger: Rainbow Dash porn is pretty hot, not gonna lie
You: i want to kill myself when i stop watching.
You: Yeah it is.
You: Futa Twilight Sparkle on Rainbow Dash.
You: man thats best stuff i've seen ever.
Stranger: That and Fluttershy.
Stranger: She's pretty foxy.
You: yeah.
You: others are kinda meh, tbh.
Stranger: I love Applejack, but the others are meh.
You: to everypony their own taste
You: man i need a clop after discussing this!
You: /b/rohoof out!
Stranger: Ikr? Vibrator, here I come.

Hard Choises. Anonymous 22 Aug 2011 08:02:26 GMT No.2509125

Question to discuss:
Ariana Grande. Search her. She's amazing.
Stranger: i love her
You: Who is she.
Stranger: i want to be her
You: Is she Rainbow Dash?
Stranger: she's incredible. she sings like an angel and she's fucking gorgeous
Stranger: HOLY CRAP RAINBOW DASH IS LOVE
You: Now who is incredible? punk.
Stranger: but...what about fluttershy?
You: You look fluttershy in the eyes and tell her she aint cute!
Stranger: BUT SHE'LL CRY
You: She'll cry when you hear what you're saying about Ariana Grande, and not about fluttershy!
Stranger: but...ariana grande was on broadway...and she's so pretty...BLEH FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY LITTLE PONY AND MY ROLE MODEL

Sunset!d/4D4oh2rI 23 Aug 2011 17:16:16 GMT No.2509335

>>2509124
I can't tell you how many times I've seen Omegle conversations go that way...

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Luna is best pony.
Stranger 1: yup
Stranger 2: HELL YEAH
Stranger 2: I also like Pinkie and Dashie
Stranger 1: i dont know them
Stranger 1: :)
Stranger 1: i dont know luna too
Stranger 2: Have you ever watched the show?
Stranger 1: noup
Stranger 2: =(
Stranger 2: So you are a MMMM BEEEEEYEEETCH that likes BANANAS?
Stranger 1: noup
Stranger 2: Well, you're about to find out, ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger 2: BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger 2 has disconnected

DarthVadersRightHandMan 23 Aug 2011 20:17:50 GMT No.2509337

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rainbow Dash?
Stranger: Either her or Fluttershy.
You: GAH!!!!
You: *brohoof*
Stranger: *brohoofs back*
Stranger: Bronies on Omegle! YEAH!
You: YES!!
You: I saw a thread on Ponychan to try this
Stranger: It's awesome :D You can find a lot of Bronies here.
You: That's awesome. never even heard of this site till like 5 minutes ago
You: What part of the country are you from/
You: ?
Stranger: I'm from England. You from the US?
You: Yeah! Right around Washington, DC
Stranger: Nice! I'm planning on visiting one day, if I get the money.
You: I've always wanted to visit the UK. Ever since I was a kid
You: How often do you encounter other Bronies on here?
Stranger: I don't give the UK enough credit. It's a nice enough place, I've just lived here too long.

I find a Brony every now and then. Not a lot, but it's certainly not a rare occurrence.
You: Sorry I have a bad habit of having like two conversations at the same time. What part of England you from? And what's your favorite episode?
Stranger: I'm from the South East. It's a pretty awesome area, I think. xD I think Sonic Rainboom is my favourite episode. xD So much Rainbow Dash.
You: Hell yeah. I have a Rainbow Dash t shirt
Stranger: Awww, I wish I had the money to get one. Most of them are shipped from the US, so it's expensive to get them here.
You: Aw man, I didn't think about that. I keep wearing it in the hopes somepony will see it and get the reference. It says 20% Cooler then has her cutie mark underneath
Stranger: That's epic. I'd love to have a shirt like that. Hopefully I'll get some money soon and order one. The only reason that I don't really have the money at the moment, is that I'm going to a big festival which cost... something like £100. Which is about $160
Stranger: $165, apparently.
You: Theres a bunch of surprisingly high quality fan made shirts. I'm surprised there's no online Brony t-shirt dealers centered in England. It seems like there's plenty of English bronies.
Stranger: There's probably one that I just haven't found. If I'm lucky I'll find something soon enough, I guess. I can't wait to get one ;D
You: I was sooo excited when mine finally arrived. I then chuckled at the fact that I'm an adult getting excited over merchandise from a show targeted at 6 year old girls
Stranger: xD That's one of the best things about it. I'm sure they didn't think that a large chunk of their audience would be males.
You: I know! It was such a bizarre feeling at first when I first started watching it. Not just liking but LOVING a show like that
Stranger: I know! I started watching because I just thought "Pff, what? Why are a load of guys watching a show about ponies." and decided to see how they could possibly do it... then... I fell in love with the show.
You: I think I finally jumped off the deep end. I found a 33 hour torrent of Brony music on Ponychan and added the entire thing onto my iPod
Stranger: Woah, that's awesome. I wish my internet could actually handle a download like that... my ISP is being really slow upgrading all the lines, so it's hard enough just watching an episode.
You: Aww man that's too bad. There really is some great stuff in there.
Stranger: Yeah. As soon as I get a fibre optic connection, I'll dive right in.
You: Ugh. i gotta start getting ready for work. Nice talking to you!
Stranger: Nice talking to you too! Have a good time at work :D
You: It's nice to know were all part of the same international BRONY ALLIANCE
Stranger: BRONY FOR LIFE. It's been awesome talkin'!

Prometheus 24 Aug 2011 01:09:10 GMT No.2509342

File: 131414814832.jpg (84.86 KB, 865x830, omegle.jpg)

I was bored and made a poll:

Your My Little Pony fav?
(Parasprites found: 38 and countless people who instantly disconnected)
-Rainbow: 14
-Derpy: 12
-Fluttershy: 11
-Twilight: 6
-Pinkie Pie: 4
-Celestia: 3
-Rarity: 3
-Applejack: 2
-DJ PON-3: 1
-Luna: 1
-Spike: 1

Anonymous 25 Aug 2011 02:09:25 GMT No.2509362

I know we're all teenagers and adults here but I can't help but find some irony in this...

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
*Insert pony question here*
Stranger 2: unicorns
Stranger 1: FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY
Stranger 1: DERPY NEEDS MAOR MUFFINS
Stranger 1: SEASON 2 WILL BE 20% COOLER!
Stranger 2: magic the gatheringing
Stranger 1: WHY DO I USE SHIFT WHEN I TYPE INSTEAD OF CAPS LOCK?
Stranger 1: wow, get a life
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 1: magic the gathering is for little kids
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous 25 Aug 2011 02:51:53 GMT No.2509364

I love whoever this was.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Stranger 1: PHONE WAS LUNA.
Stranger 2: this is dumb..
Stranger 1: OR PARASPRITESTIA
Stranger 2: sorry
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous 25 Aug 2011 18:39:20 GMT No.2509375

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Luna is best pony.
You: YES
Stranger: This isn't a question
Stranger: It's not even a full sentence
You: But it's a true fact.
You: Somepony's obviously not a brony.
You: We usually say that.
You: ____ is best pony.
You: Insert your favorite pony in the blank
You: But Luna IS best pony
Stranger: I don't really care. That's not what spy mode is for.
You: lol
You: U mad, bro?
You: I love getting things like this.
You: It makes spy mode 20% cooler.
Stranger: I'm sure you do. You're part of the problem :)
You: Problem, stranger?
Stranger: No, I'm not "mad bro". Please never say that stupid shit again; you sound like a fool <3
Stranger: Yeah, I have a problem with people who can't read <3
You: Aww how cute.
You: Trying to be a bitch.
Stranger: I know, right? Adorable.
Stranger: I'm not trying.
Stranger: If expecting people to read instructions and use spy mode for what it's for makes me a bitch, then I am totally a bitch.
Stranger: There's a playground back on text side; you could go there!
You: Don't worry, as a brony it's my job to love and tolerate haters.
Stranger: It's very easy: When this chat ends, click "switch to text"
You: I love you anyway, even if you are obsessed with rules. <3
Stranger: /Sigh.
Stranger: I'm not even "hating" on you for liking MLP. I tried to watch the show and thought it was terrible, but that's just my opinion.
Stranger: Spy mode is not for call and answer. You are fucking up the system. You're the bitch, if anypony is <3.
You: And I happen to be in spy mode just for "questions" like this one.
Stranger: Then you're doing it wrong.
You: There's no system. This is omegle we're talking about.
You: I suggest you stop taking it so seriously.~
Stranger: I don't see what's fun about this. "Hey, I like MLP!" "OMG ME TOOOOOO". Now what?
Stranger: There is a system.
You: I love getting that.
Stranger: If you want to round-table discussion about your show go to an MLP forum.
You: Maybe you'll understand one day when hate stops clouding your judgement. <3
Stranger: Go ahead, discredit me by trying to make it about my dislike for the show. It has nothing to do with that.
Stranger: I love Harry Potter, but the HP-related call and answer stuff is equally as annoying.
You: Oh no, it has nothing to do with that. It's up to you weather or not you like the show.
You: What I'm talking about is your hatred of the questioner. Maybe they didn't put in a question, but the point of this mode is to start a conversation.
Stranger: Rules exist for a reason. You are fucking up this shit for everypony else by not using it the way this is supposed to work.
You: I'd say it succeeded anyway. <3
Stranger: No thanks to the OP.
You: No, the OP did start a conversation of sorts.
Stranger: I'm not arguing semantics with you.
Stranger: You understand exactly what I'm saying and you know I'm right, you just don't care.
You: But anyway, I think you need to be more accepting. This is the internet. There are going to be people who use things like this for reasons other than their intended purpose.
Stranger: Yes, and rather than accept it I'm going to lecture them. "Hey, you're driving on the wrong side of the road! That's not how this works!" "Fuck you! Be more accepting!"
You: I don't think it's "fucking up this shit for everypony else" as I have gotten into plenty of conversations with bronies through conversation starters such as this one.
Stranger: You can have your brony conversations on a brony forum.
Stranger: Honestly, even "Who's your favorite pony?" would annoy me less, though I would still consider it an awful question since many of us don't watch the show.
You: Haha actually we get together and plan on finding each other on here.~
Stranger: Then fuck every single one of you <3
Stranger: You're just like the tumblr morons playing hide and seek
You: Anyway, you can't compare omegle with somepony driving on the wrong side of the road.
Stranger: Do you have any idea how many people watch that show? Why is it exciting to find somepony else on here?
Stranger: Yeah, I can.
Stranger: I just did.
You: Not putting in an actual question isn't actually hurting anypony. If you don't like it, you can disconnect.
Stranger: Or I can call them out on it
You: Because calling them out on a website where we're all totally anonymous is going to do something. <3
Stranger: It sure makes me feel better
Stranger: Anonymity doesn't make a difference
You: It's not going to stop anypony.
Stranger: Irrelevant.
You: None of us have any authority here. There's no need for them to be afraid of running into you again.
You: They're just going to keep doing it.
Stranger: I don't care.
Stranger: I understand that.
You: So you're just wasting your time by doing that.
Stranger: It's not wasting my time.
You: It's just a pointless task that will get no one anywhere.
Stranger: They're wasting my time with their stupid question, or lack of question, and I enjoy telling them off for it until the Stranger disconnects. It's fun for me.
Stranger: So is your little game.
Stranger: Completely pointless.
Stranger: You both like MLP, congratulations!
You: I wouldn't be surprised if most of the people you call out disconnect immediatl and they never see what you say.
You: *immediatly
Stranger: Meanwhile, you are wasting the time of everypony who doesn't give a shit about MLP
Stranger: So what?
You: Haha I however am here for that reason. I have a point in what I'm doing.
Stranger: As do I.
Stranger: Our "points" conflict. You're trying to tell me how I'm wrong- how is that any different than me telling you that you're wrong?
You: I think I'll post this conversation on Ponychan. It's been pretty fun~
Stranger: Maybe you should stop wasting your time. I'm not going to stop.
Stranger: Have fun with that.
You: And neither are any of the people you call out.
You: You say I'm wasting my time telling you to stop when you do the same thing.
You: See the irony in that? :)
Stranger: Hey, MLP fans. Please, for the love of all that is holy, at LEAST form your MLP-related shit as a question, if you must post about it.
Stranger: Congratulations, you just repeated by point.
You: Yup.
Stranger: Indeed.
You: Well do whatever you will, the video I was loading just finished.
You: It's been fun. <3
Stranger: Yup.
You: See ya.~
You have disconnected.

SomeGuyNamedDavid 30 Aug 2011 01:12:54 GMT No.2509757

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Red stranger is God.
Stranger: Orly?
You: Which one of us is red?
Stranger: i do not know
You: On our screens, we're both blue.
You: Only OP knows.
Stranger: silly Op your question doesn't work and it's not a question
Stranger: So i will answer with ponies. Also how are you stranger.
You: Pony derail?
Stranger: brony pony derail!
You: So do you go on any sites or boards?
Stranger: by sites or boards i assume you mean things like /b/ or 4chan or funny junk?
Stranger: and if thats the case not realy
Stranger: i patrol around memebase for the funny pictures n stuff
Stranger: but other than that i'm not affiliated with any of the boards
You: Well, I meant more /co/ or Ponychan or KYM or EqD.
Stranger: Hmm again not really affiliated
Stranger: ive been to eqD occasionaly
Stranger: ponychan about 1 time ever
Stranger: are you a brony? because you seem to be aware of stuff
You: I am, aren't you?
You: Also, the community is much nicer than most other ones. /b/, for example.
Stranger: Yes i am but only to a small extent i guess.
Stranger: I like the techno remixes and the show
Stranger: also like some of the goofy images
Stranger: but am not a big fan of fanfics
You: Eh. I don't read them, either.
Stranger: i've been told not to read cupcakes but i'm seriously curious even though i know what its about
Stranger: any way. Favorite pony?
You: I've been through Season 1 twice and still don't have a definite answer to that.
Stranger: Interesting ive only been through it once so far and been playing videogames more than watching it again.
Stranger: I will eventually
Stranger: but i finished the season about 2 weeks ago or something
Stranger: I like all of hte main 6 ponies but my list is this way so far.
Stranger: 1st pinkie pie, 2nd fluttershy, 3rd tie between twilight and applejack, 4th tie between RD and rarity.
Stranger: i could explain if you want me to
You: You don't have to.
You: Unless you want to.
Stranger: I can try to make it a short one normally its long winded
You: Overall, it sounds pretty close to the popular opinion, except that RD is usually higher.
Stranger: I feel both pinkie pie and fluttershy have been made fairly fully rounded characters both have their set personalities but break the mold at times based on circumstances. pinkie pie bieng happy then depressed and insane. fluttershy being quiet and meek to assertive and loud.
Stranger: Twilight and applejack don't feel fully rounded out as characters yet
Stranger: Rarity and RD have personalities that rub me the wrong way and also do not feel fully rounded out yet
Stranger: Rarity is petty and overly obssesed with appearances
Stranger: RD just gives of im awsome im better im awsome all the time
Stranger: *give off
Stranger: *gives
Stranger: i can't spell lol
You: Well, they've all had their personality swings.
Stranger: Well its not personality swing per say. But it does add
Stranger: even though you have yet to decide on your favorite do you have one you so far prefer?
You: I have some general things, but nothing specific enough.
You: Anyway, TS, as the mane character and often the one who has to solve others' problems, can tend to seem a bit flat at times, though does have problems of her own, such as having trouble doing things without magic and not being able to solve every problem.
You: AJ is willing to help everypony else, but has trouble accepting help herself.
You: And honesty can come off as being blunt, at times.
Stranger: I understand what your saying. And it does make them a little less flat but over the episodes just they don't feel that dynamic of a character for me to really attach to as a favorite
Stranger: But my list in no way means i dislike any pony just a list of preference
You: Rarity can be willing to do what makes her friends happy, even if it's not in their or her best interest, and even if she knows it.
Stranger: And how about RD?
Stranger: I'm honestly not super great at remembering the episodes lol
You: RD, while tending to be a bit impatient, still sticks with her friends, and can still be prone to not feeling confident of herself at times.
Stranger: Hmm. ok. then i may be wrong in my assessment but doesn't change the list of my preferences.
You: Not trying to.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Do you have a favorite episode?
You: I've got some I like more than others, but not a definite favorite.
You: Yeah, I'm indecisive.
Stranger: it's ok. To me most of the episodes kind of blurred togethere even though they were all rather independent
Stranger: I like the one hwere pinkie goes into a depression and the one where you find out how the 6 main characters get thier cutie makrs
Stranger: *marks
You: Yeah, those are a few good ones.
Stranger: Are you a gamer?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Pc or console?
You: Some of both.
You: I lean more toward console because I don't have the PC performance to play many games without lag.
Stranger: I stopped following consoles after halo 2 when the 360 came out
Stranger: Switched to PC as my only choice because most of the games that come out for console also come out for PC
Stranger: unless its like gears of war or some exclusive title
Stranger: I can't wait for diablo 3 lol
Stranger: Any games you're looking forward to?
You: Not many.
Stranger: I was looking forward to battlefield 3 but EA messed up big time
Stranger: Making pc players jump through so many more hoops than console players
Stranger: Have you heard about origin?
Stranger: EA's online distribution service for pc?
You: Not really.
Stranger: change that 2nd question to a statement.
Stranger: Well here are 2 peices of info about it that just rub me the wrong way. 1) if your account hasn't been logged into for 2 years every product you own under that account is subject to be deleted including the account itself you forfit all rights to the products on the account.
You: Products you paid for?
Stranger: 2) by installing origin you allow EA to datamine your entire computer and browsing patterns and allow them to sell it to third parties.
Stranger: Correct products you paid for
Stranger: dlcs for products you paid for
Stranger: and anything else on that account
You: Well, products you pay for that don't operate on some sort of monthly payment should be yours foreeeever just like normal games.
You: And #2 is a violation of privacy.
Stranger: Agreed on both cases
Stranger: And in court i doubt either of those will be defensible on their part
Stranger: But the fact that they have those in there to begin with is just bad
Stranger: It shouldn't take a court case to make them change their tune. It just shouldn't have been put in there to begin with.
Stranger: Like console players don't have to use origin to play (Origin is mandatory to play bf3)
Stranger: console players are not subject to loss of the game after 2 years of not logging in (even though at that point you prolly don't play it any more)
Stranger: And console players are not datamined and have their data sold. And if they are on a console how much data is there to mine any way
Stranger: But on a less gaming annoying related note. if you don't already know of hte website check out the website ponify.me
Stranger: its an online pony related music website iwht an irc chat and links to other pony related websites
You: Ah yeah, I think I've seen that before.
Stranger: I could link what i think is an amusing tumblr account but others may find it depressing
Stranger: >>>
Stranger: >.<
You: Which? I've seen some of them already.
Stranger: google ask pinkamina diane pie
You: Oh yeah, saw some of that one.
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: insane pinkie pie killing things with help from scootaloo
Stranger: TBH it amuses me
Stranger: it got quiet. XD
Stranger: Looks like we may ahve ran out of things to talk about
You: A bit, maybe.
Stranger: nice talking to another brony instead of getting an instant dc or flame
Stranger: Have a nice day and cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chika!h0XFrantic 30 Aug 2011 03:58:11 GMT No.2509759

Question to discuss:
what do you want?
You: ponie
You: *ponies
Stranger: Me too.
Stranger: RAINBOW DASH, MAN.
Stranger: TWILIGHT SPARKLE
You: RAINBOW DASH IS BEST PONY
Stranger: APPLE f***ing JACK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

First time I actually had a derail into ponies.

Dumplingz 30 Aug 2011 20:37:27 GMT No.2509791

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mlp fim ?!?!?
You: brony?
Stranger: male
You: are you a fan of my little pony friendship is magic?
Stranger: alittle yes
You: :D
Stranger: you?
You: of course!
You: favourate pony?
Stranger: the blue one
You: mine is rainbow dash :D
You: i think the blue one is rainbow dash
You: that means you like rianbow dash
You: rainbow dash is best pony
Stranger: really
You: eeyup
Stranger: asl?
You: wut
Stranger: duuuuuuuuude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Koinu 31 Aug 2011 02:51:00 GMT No.2509798

I actually met somepony pretty cool on Omegle, so we started talking via email.
Not long after we started talking via email, they asked,
"Uhm.. So.. Just wondering.. Are you a brony?"
"..Yes, Yes I am. Why?"
"OHMYGODMETOO! <3"

We then talked about ponies.
I still talk to him. :D

Anonymous 31 Aug 2011 07:09:03 GMT No.2509800

File: 131477454286.png (94.13 KB, 290x290, dasherr.png)

Okay, I just fucked up bad in a hilarious way, so I had to share this. By means of explanation, I had meant to send them the Carrot Top/Derpy hermit crab comic, but previously somepony had sent me a link and I had C&P'd it to see what it was, and then gone and forgotten that the other pic was in my notepad, not the Derpy comic.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Are you straight, pony, lesbian, bi or trans gender? (God loves everypony.) :)
Stranger: dude i was just asked this not 2 seconds ago
You: Straight and narrow.
You: Really?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i said
Stranger: im an alien
Stranger: and they disconnected
You: Boo, I hate it when they do that.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i could sit here and talk all day
Stranger: cuz im high
You: You start with the clever answer and instead they go ZIP
You: Ah
You: I see
You: Here, have a hermit crab: http://i55.tinypic.com/dylyc5.jpg
You: WAIT
You: SHIT
You: WRONG ONE
Stranger: cant tell if parasprite
Stranger: or just a hermit crab
You: ARGH ARGH NO NO NO
You: That was SO the wrong picture
You: Damnation
Stranger: i didnt even look at it
You: Good
Stranger: what was it?
You: I accidentally sent you porn
Stranger: oh shit ima look at it now
You: >_>
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: thats a nice plot
You: I don't know what to feel anymore
Stranger: can i borrow your sock i used up both of mine
You have disconnected.

Yay Anonymous 01 Sep 2011 01:38:41 GMT No.2509862

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Whispers hello, I miss you quite terribly.

You: Are you Fluttershy?

Stranger: MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!!!!

You: Hell yes!

You: Brony?

Stranger: I only know that because of Alex & Kristina, haha.

Stranger: And who?

You: Bronies are male fans of My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

Stranger: No I'm a girl, ha.

You: So you do not watch it huh?

Stranger: Nope, haha. Is it any good?

You: It is the best show ever

You: I have to admit that I'm pretty much addicted

Stranger: Haha I might have to watch it sometime!

You: Awesome sauce

You: They actually have a ponychan

You: like 4chan

You: and there is a thread in which ppl go on omegle

Stranger: No clue what that is, isn't it like a website?

You: looking for other bronies

You: Well a chan is a image board

Stranger: ohhh i see, sorry to disappoint.

You: That is okay

You: Your still a success

You: Because I got you to potentially watch it

Stranger: Hahaha, I really will someday!

You: Coolios

You: You won't regret it

Stranger: Well thanks! Have a great day! :)

You: You too!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

black-nova 01 Sep 2011 08:41:38 GMT No.2509874

Hi... first time posting... I uh... think I found one

You: brohoof dude
Stranger: hey....im female
You: oh hi
You: how goes it?
Stranger: im looking for a male..are u ?
You: yes
You: are you a brony/pega-sis?
Stranger: heya...whats up!
You: hi
You: nothing much
Stranger: y?
You: just wondering
Stranger: can we make it too much
Stranger: why?
You: I was sent BY THE INTERNET! ( to find brony/pega-sis's)
Stranger: oh ?and what is that?a website
You: I was sent by ponychan
You: -_-
You: Bronys are people who enjoy the show 'my little pony' made by lauren fraust (the same person who did dexters laboritory ect.)
Stranger: ah...?ic.........
You: You can find full episodes on youtube
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmaiZuN0Whg&feature=grec_index
Stranger: im sorry my net is too slow
Stranger: it will hang up
You: thats the second pilot episode
You: you have to find the first
You: will you give it a chance?
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: wait
You: ok
You: are you watching the show?

and she hasn't responded for awhile so i think shes watching it.

Cow!HG6fkGXhas 01 Sep 2011 15:08:51 GMT No.2509892

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Ponies. Discuss.

Stranger 1: samll horse

Stranger 2: wanna fuck?

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Well horseapples, that didn't go very well at all.

Anonymous 01 Sep 2011 19:57:55 GMT No.2509895

File: 131490707473.jpg (16.37 KB, 936x162, discuss.jpg)

Kopachris!fBmycR84XU 04 Sep 2011 01:57:48 GMT No.2510042

File: 131510146827.png (32.78 KB, 377x307, Screenshot-2.png)

Almost found two!

Iggins the Cat!PENisgE9yU 04 Sep 2011 04:12:12 GMT No.2510050

File: 131510953188.png (105.18 KB, 400x400, OMFG MUFFINS.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey asl? 16 F US

You: 20, F, Equestria

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Survey 04 Sep 2011 06:54:41 GMT No.2510052

File: 131511927506.png (67.52 KB, 876x395, brony hunt phase 1.png)

this came out odd... i found pokefans instead!

Anonymous 04 Sep 2011 12:16:07 GMT No.2510057

File: 131513856730.jpg (15.47 KB, 499x187, resistanceisfutile.jpg)

Do not resist the cupcakes.

Anonymous 05 Sep 2011 11:16:05 GMT No.2510080

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Brohoof?
Stranger: Brony!
You: YAY!
You: I found somepony
You: Actually
Stranger: Lol ya
You: I should have said (yay)
You: So, favourite pony?
Stranger: Rainbow dash!
You: Aww, I like Dash
You: But Fluttershy is still too cute
You: Favourite background pony?
Stranger: I like every pony
You: Same here
Stranger: Is sweetybell also a Background Pony?
You: I'd say she isn't
You: Anypony without a speaking role
Stranger: Mhhh then derpy for sure
You: I think Ocatavia is pretty cool
You: Playing a Cello/Double bass with hooves?
You: *Octavia
Stranger: Lol
You: So, you on /co/, Equestria Daily, ponychan, what?
You: Deviantart?
Stranger: Just on /b/
You: Ah, k
You: I don't frequent /b/ too often
Stranger: I Love the ponythreads:)
You: Too my mind rape for me :D
You: *much
Stranger: Lol. I cant wait for Season 2
You: eee!
You: 14 days, right?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Hope somepony will up this on Youtube cause i don't life in usa
You: (I live in Aus)
Stranger: Australia or Austria?
You: heh, Australia
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Ur Guy?
You: Yes
Stranger: Ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Steeve 05 Sep 2011 23:58:46 GMT No.2510100

File: 131526712650.png (10.55 KB, 474x264, WELL-THEN.png)

Celestia doesn't get my letters, I guess...

Anonymous 06 Sep 2011 05:45:02 GMT No.2510104

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
RAT SHIT BAT SHIT DIRTY OLD TWAT 69 PLOTHOLES TIED IN A KNOT HOORAY LIZARD SHIT FUCK

You: Huh
You: ponies?
Stranger: whats next?
Stranger: lets guess
Stranger: unicorns'
Stranger: lets guess what;s the questioner personality..
You: (stranger: are you a brony? because that would be cool)
Stranger: i think he is horny, disgusting and peverted
You: I agree with your sentiment
Stranger: whats a brony?
You: Heh, I just figured that considering you said unicorns after I said ponies you might know.
You: Do you know who Lauren Faust is?
Stranger: yea
You: Oh, great!
You: Well she produces the new reboot of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
You: It was immensley popular outside the target demographic
You: You know 4chan, right?
Stranger: yea
You: Are you familiar with the /co/ board?
You: That's pretty much where the internet craze started
You: So now, anypony who is over the age of about 14 who likes My Little Pony is a 'brony'
Stranger: oh really? that cool...
Stranger: how old are you?
You: It's fairly sophisticated for a children's animated television show
You: 18
Stranger: cool i am 17
You: The mane cast (mane here is obviously a pun on main and mane being the hair of a horse's neck) are 6 female ponies
You: Two unicorns, two pegasi, two earth ponies
You: The humour of the show is actually such that both children and adults can enjoy it
You: Give me a sec to find some images
Stranger: kk:D
You: http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/d115591883314c62335fd2652a1e2fe3/40126%20-%20Drink%20Lyra%20derpy%20derpy_hooves%20drin
king%20hitting_the_bottle%20pinkie_pie%20screencap%20twice_derped%20twilight_sparkle%20two_derpies.png
You: See, the one on the left there, pouring the drink
You: Her name is Twilight Sparkle
You: This is the first episode
You: Where she is a fairly bookish, asocial person
You: And the one on the right, with the pink fur and mane, is Pinkie Pie
You: She is an extremely hyperactive pony who insists on always being cheerful and throwing parties
You: And right there, in that image: Twilight pouring herself a drink because of how annoyed she is by Pinkie Pie
You: Sneaking in a metaphor for alcohol
You: Epic
You: For a tv show aimed at 11 year old girls
You: On the imageboards, this image is often subtitled: "Confound these ponies, they drive me to drink!"
Stranger: the ponies are so cute and vivid:D
You: The animation is really top quality
You: Now, some people say the first two episodes of the series aren't the best introduction
You: But I quite like them
You: Because they introduce the entire cast
You: Here's the first episode if you're interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAM9C_Ik_QU
You: The production team are pretty cool
You: They've actually adopted fan nicknames for certain characters as their actual names
You: There are a bunch of sites about the show
You: http://www.equestriadaily.com/
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/
You: Would be the two biggest
You: So, yeah, check it out if you've got some spare time
You: Worst case, you find you don't like it
You: Oh well, 20 minutes to and hour lost
You: *an
You: Best case you enjoy it and you've discovered a new, really well made series
Stranger: worry not, i really enjoy such stuff:D
You: That's great to hear!
You: Frankly, when I first heard of the show
You: I was somewhat dismissive
You: But I got pretty hooked
You: There was one segment during an episode where a gradual grin was creeping over my face and I didn't notice until the end that it had appeared :D
Stranger: haha interesting:D you female?
You: Nice to see that we can successfully turn such an awful pompt into a discussion like this
You: No, I'm male in fact
You: *prompt
Stranger: yea i bet tt omegle parasprite who posted the qn expected some horny discussion
Stranger: wow you are really knowledgable:D
Stranger: i am female btw:D
You: You know, Omegle's pretty rubbish, but those occasional discussions about philosophy or politics
You: really make it worthwhile
You: So, you mentioned you were 17, you studying at the moment?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: pre-university
You: What are you planning to do at university?
You: I'm finishing my final year of high school and then I want to study engineering and science
You: (I'm Australian btw)
Stranger: i am aiming for medicine or phsychology
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SomeGuyNamedDavid 06 Sep 2011 05:58:18 GMT No.2510107

Haha. I got so many disconnects before this happened.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Litmus test, go. (It is just a picture. And SFW. This isn't /b/.) http://preview.tinyurl.com/image-test1
Stranger 1: ...
Stranger 1: Huh.
Stranger 1: It IS SFW.
Stranger 2: Amazingly enough
Stranger 1: ...
Stranger 1: MY LITTLE PONY
Stranger 1: MY LITTLE PONY.
Stranger 1: I use to wonder what friendship could be.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

SparkyDash!Wh7HqllFKU 07 Sep 2011 05:24:33 GMT No.2510129

File: 131537307317.png (166.33 KB, 500x457, Rainbow Rock.png)

>mfw

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Are YOU a brony? If so a brohoof to you my good brony sir. If you are a hater then I'll love and tolerate the shit outta you.
You: I am indeed a brony.
Stranger: what?
You: What's the matter?
You: Anypony there?
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: ^
Stranger: up there
You: What is what? A brony?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: brohoof?
You: It's just internet slang for a fan of the new My Little Pony series that came out last year.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: interesting o.o
Stranger: did it start on 4chan?
You: Well...sort of. Hasbro rebooted the series, and got Lauren Faust (who worked on A LOT of the great cartoons from the '90s) to produce it.
You: And somepony on the /co/ board linked to an article about how it was going to suck, and how Hasbro was selling out, blah blah blah.
You: So it got a lot of attention on 4chan for a while.
You: And then when the series actually came on, it ended up being very, very good.
You: It's not at all like the old My Little Pony series, which were just for little girls.
You: THIS series is made by people who know what they're doing.
You: It's actually getting its biggest viewership from the 18-34 male demographic.
You: And these older male fans call themselves "bronies".
You: ...so that's the story.
You: Still there, or did I scare you off with my wall of text?
Stranger: huh
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: naw that's pretty cool o.o
Stranger: I'ma look into it now
Stranger: thanks
You: No problem.
You: Hold on a sec...
You: This guy has all the episodes from Season 1 on his YouTube channel in 1080p --> http://www.youtube.com/user/FAQMetaOmega#p/c/A1CE788FE4AE0E13
You: And Season 2 premieres on the 17th this month.
You: And www.equestriadaily.com and www.ponychan.net are some good fan sites.
You: Just so you know what the whole thing's about.
Stranger: sweet :]
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: you konw your stuff
Stranger: k I gotta go
Stranger: thanks again!
Stranger: ur pretty cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SUCCESS!

Star Caller!VxkOo3T9WI 08 Sep 2011 01:44:11 GMT No.2510143

what a winner

Question to discuss:
Who is the best time traveler?
You: dr hooves
Stranger: The robot dude from Hitchikers
You: no its dr hooves
Stranger: Wait...
Stranger: MLP?
You: yeah
Stranger: Bronie eh
Stranger: Or
Stranger: Well in the off chance you're a female
You: lol
You: i is brony

nameless brony - DPW 08 Sep 2011 15:14:17 GMT No.2510150

You: hi
Stranger: Hello. here is Roger from England...
You: here is brony from america
Stranger: hiya Brony
You: *brony is not a name
Stranger: oh ok
You: :P
Stranger: i have a boner... its not a name
You: thats......too much info

nameless brony - DPW 08 Sep 2011 15:33:03 GMT No.2510152

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey, im a girl, 16, just wanting some role play:)
You: i wanna be a pony :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i lol'd

ApoolJack 08 Sep 2011 22:00:03 GMT No.2510153

got 2 of those here:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii there

Stranger: What?

You: :]

Stranger: Speak English.

You: Did ya know that Friendship is Magic?

Stranger: No.

You: :c

You: i need lessons from Twilight Sparkle...

You: you i mean

Stranger: Who the fuck is "Twilight Sparkle"?

You: :]

You: search it on google

Stranger: Okay.

You: you'll find out

Stranger: Oh, that one show.

You: eeeyup

Stranger: Isn't that show for girls?

You: it supposed to be, i thought that as well =P

You: but there are too many jokes that only older audience can understand and stuff like this

You: isn't as bad as the past generations...those really are for little girls

Stranger: Fuck it anyway.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ApoolJack 08 Sep 2011 22:01:22 GMT No.2510154

File: 131551928191.jpg (5.63 KB, 275x183, 0fluttert_t.jpg)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey;)

You: yeh

You: so...you know what's happening 17th september?

Stranger: no,

Stranger: ...

Stranger: ?

You: 2nd season of My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic YAY!!!

You: :D

Stranger: yay 0_-

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ye...neither of them were very nice...

Fran !BbvfA4qz2M 09 Sep 2011 05:09:31 GMT No.2510158

>>2510152
i lol'd

pludrpladr!PludrkCHSc 09 Sep 2011 22:14:30 GMT No.2510182

Somepony thought 'brony' meant a vajayjay ._.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Brony?

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: yes

Stranger: im black

You: Wait, are we thinking of the same thing?

Stranger: u like black girls girls

You: No, that's not what I'm thinking of. Tell me what you think brony means.

Stranger: candy vag

You: Then I must inform you that that is wrong.

You: In the modern days of the internet a brony is somepony who watches/has watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

You: It's a quite large sub-culture of many talented people, including, artists, musician and writers.

You: If you are interested, look up a few episodes on youtube. Quite a good show too.

You: And with that, I take my leave. Goodday to you.

You have disconnected.

Pillman 09 Sep 2011 23:33:31 GMT No.2510183

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Dear princess celestia.......
Stranger 1: today I learnt,
Stranger 2: you need to hone your blowjob technique
Stranger 1: Your faithful student
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Omegle time Anonymous 09 Sep 2011 23:37:20 GMT No.2510184

File: 131561144018.jpg (48.32 KB, 547x506, Bronies.jpg)

Its somethin

Pillman 09 Sep 2011 23:42:37 GMT No.2510186

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Dear princess celestia.......
Stranger 1: u r pony
Stranger 2: Bitches be crazy. Signed, your faithful student Twilight Sparkle.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

HOLY MOLY SHIT Anonymous 11 Sep 2011 06:47:34 GMT No.2510244

File: 131572365460.png (41.74 KB, 370x360, 486aba34a25a.png)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
DAT IS PONY TIME ON OMEGLE NOW BEEYETCHEZ

Stranger 2: MY LITTLE PONY

Stranger 2: TOBOGGAN

Stranger 1: OHHHH YEAAAAH

Stranger 2: HE ATTACKED ME

Stranger 2: OH THE HORROR

Stranger 1: I FUCKING LOVE THOSE PONY BITCHS

Stranger 2: THEY HAVE NICE RUMPS

Stranger 1: WHAT

Stranger 2: BUT THEY GIVE ME HEARTBURN

Stranger 1: YOU GOT RAPED BY A PONY?

Stranger 2: YES!

Stranger 1: DA FUCK MAN

Stranger 2: I KNOW

Stranger 1: DATS SOME NASTY SHIT RIGHT THERE

Stranger 2: MY THERAPIST DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

Stranger 1: DID THEY LIKE CUM OUT RAINBOWS OR SOME SHIT?

Stranger 2: YES, AND SPRINKLES

Stranger 1: HOLY FUCK

Stranger 2: AT LEAST IT TASTED GOOD

Stranger 1: OMG HAHAH

Stranger 2: IT WAS LIKE....NOT A NORMAL EJACULATION

Stranger 2: IT WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE

Stranger 2: AND I WAS LIKE

Stranger 1: DAMN

Stranger 2: WATCH IT

Stranger 2: BUT HE DIDNT CARE

Stranger 2: HE JUST DIDNT CARE! *sobsobsob*

Stranger 1: I BET THAT WAS FUCKING COOL THOUGH

Stranger 2: IN A SICK WAY....IT WAS

Stranger 1: SEEIN A PONY CUM RAINBOWS AND SPARLKES

Stranger 2: MMMMM TASTY

Stranger 1: AND THEN SHIT OUT CUPCAKES

Stranger 2: OHOHOHO YES

Stranger 2: THAT'S MY ULTIMATE FANTASY

Stranger 1: IMAGINE HOW THAT WOULD TASTE

Stranger 2: LIKE....LIKE AMAZINGNESS

Stranger 1: YEAH...FUCKING PONY SHIT CUPCAKES MAN

Stranger 2: I WOULD PAY FOR THAT

Stranger 1: HELL YEAH

Stranger 1: THAT SHOULD BE SOLD EVERYWHERE

Stranger 2: DEFINITELY, IN CUTE LITTLE PACKAGES

Stranger 1: WITH THE PONY

Stranger 2: YEAH, AND THEN WHEN YOU OPEN THE PACKAGE IT EXPLODES IN A BURST OF AWESOME

Stranger 1: AND IT'LL BE TOPPED WITH SOME SPRINKLES THAT THE PONY PISSED OUT

Stranger 2: YES, OUT OF THEIR MASSIVELY LARGE PENISES

Stranger 2: PONY PENIS

Stranger 1: PONYS HAVE THE BIGGEST DICKS

Stranger 2: MMMMMM THEY MAKE ME TINGLE

Stranger 1: IT'S LIKE DAMN

Stranger 2: JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM

Stranger 1: I WANNA BE A PONY

Stranger 2: I WANNA GET RAPED BY A PONY WITH A GIANT DONG

Stranger 1: BUT DIDN'T YOU? OR DID THAT PONY HAVE A SMALL ONE?

Stranger 2: IT WAS AVERAGE SIZED I GUESS, IT WAS RATHER DISAPPOINTING IN THE PLEASURE DEPARTMENT

Stranger 2: IT WAS ONLY COOL COS HE CAME ALL THAT GOOD STUFF

Stranger 1: AW MAN. THAT'S LIKE A DREAM OF MINE NOW I GUESS, GETTING RAPED BY A BIG DICKED PONY

Stranger 2: HELL YEAH, IM GONNA TELL MY THERAPIST!

Stranger 1: THEN GETTING A SHIT CUPCAKE FOR BEING SO GOOD

Stranger 2: MMMM, HE COULD SPANK ME AROUND ALL HE WANTED

Stranger 1: JUST THINKING ABOUT IT...

Stranger 1: DO YOU THINK THERE'S PONY PORN?

Stranger 2: PROBABLY....I MIGHT JUST LOOK IT UP COS I WANNA SEE A NICE GIANT PONY DICK

Stranger 2: OMFG WTF I JUST INHALED A MOTH

Stranger 1: YEAH, I'M GONNA DO THAT TOO. I HOPE YOU FIND THAT PONY

Stranger 1: AND GET RAPED

Stranger 2: THANKS, I HOPE I DONT CHOKE TO DEATH ON THIS MOTH TOO

Stranger 2: YEAH, YOU TOO.

Stranger 1: THANKS BRO. BYE.

Stranger 2: ADIOS

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous 11 Sep 2011 10:14:04 GMT No.2510249

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ponies
Stranger: bears
You: ursa major
Stranger: lol
You: im in spaaaaace
Stranger: im flying in space
Stranger: and my body being a poptart
You: NYANYANYANYANYAN
Stranger: CATCATCATCAT
You: this was a triumoh
You: im making a note here, huge success
Stranger: lol
Stranger: awesomest person ever in omegle >.<
You: but there sense crying over every mistake you just keep on tryign till you run out of cake and the scinece gets done and you make a neat gun for the ppl who are still alive
You: im not even angry im being so sincere right now
You: even though you broke my heart and killed me and tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire
You: as they burned it hurt because i was so happy for you
Stranger: omg thats soo deep TT_TT
You: maybe youll find somepony else to help you
You: maybe black mesa
You: that was a joke haha fat chance
You: anyway this cake is great its so delicious and moist
Stranger: haha
You: look at me still talking when theres science to do when i look up there it makes me glad im not you ive got experiments to run there is research to be done for the people who are still alive
You: and believe me i am still alive
You: while youre dying ill be still alive
You: and when ur dead ill be still alive
You: still alive
You: still alive
Stranger: ...... that a poem or something... or a song?
You: porta
You: portal
You: a song
Stranger: ok
You: so here we are again
You: its always such a pleasure you remember when you tried to kill me twice? oh how we laughed and laughd, except i wasnt laughing
You: under the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
You: you want your freedom take it
You: thats what im counting on
You: i used to want you dead but now i only want you gone
Stranger: lol just heard the song....
You: she was alot like you maybe not quite as heavy now little caroline is in here too one say they woke me up so i could live forever its such a shame the same will never happen to you youve got your short sad life ahead thats what im counting on ill let you get right o it now i only want you gone
You: goodbye my only friend oh did you think i meant you? that would be funny if it werent so sad well you have been replaced i dont need anypony now when i delete you maybe ill stop feeling so glad
You: go make some new disaster thats what im counting on
You: your somepony elses problem now i only want you gone
You: now i only want you gone
You: now i only want you goneeeee
You: that was portal 2
Stranger: ok lol
Stranger: i can see u like that game..
You: yeah it was pretty fun
You: too bad it doesnt have much replay value
You: once you figure it out,
You: you know
You: the puzzle isnt a challenge anymore
You: i do like the game though
You: but i prefer Battlefield
You: so much fun
Stranger: lol
You: And when Battlefield 3 comes out this october, i will have no life at all
You: i wont shave, my room will be filled with empty energy drink cans, ill be fired from my job, get kicked out of school, and it will be awesome
Stranger: hahahahahha nice to know that im waiting for uncharted 3
Stranger: then ill be like you.... XD
You: i played the 2nd one
You: it was one of the best singleplayer games ive ever played
You: i also like metal gear solid 4
You: i mean holy crap that one is awesome
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: uncharted wins tho
You: i s'poes
Stranger: specially with those fuckin blue buff avatars..
You: haha yeah
You: i really liked the intro to uncharted 2
You: waking up not having the slightest clue how you are half dead on a train thats about to plummit 1000 feet down a cliff
Stranger: yeaa i would fuckin piss my pants there...
You: just barely making it off having to fight off about 50 bad guys
Stranger: yea
You: i kinda wish shambhala was real
Stranger: yea haha
You: but those guardians were so damn strong
You: i forget what they were called
You: but they were near the end
You: and they would absorb bullets like nothing
You: i think you had to use a crossbow to kill them
Stranger: yea that russian baldie scared the fuck outta me...
Stranger: yea primitive but effectiveley
Stranger: u know what i mean
You: yep
You: the reason why the ak47 is so popular
You: it because it's more of a primitive design
You: simple
You: easy
Stranger: yea hahah
You: if you have ebough money for 2 games this year, i would recommend you check out battlefield 3.
You: if you havent heard of it yet, i mean, dayum
Stranger: haha i was thinkin bout buying battlefield 3
You: have you watched the 12 minute "fault line" trailer?
You: oh, and if you have money for 3 games, check out assassin's creed revelations
Stranger: damn ive been waiting for AC
Stranger: haha
You: its such an awesome concept
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and actually u learn somethin from it... hahah
You: historical, a little mysterious, parkour,
Stranger: yea
You: did you play ac2?
Stranger: yea
You: at the end, i thought that angel thing was talking to me, the player
You: only later i realized it was talking to desmond, the descendant of ezio
Stranger: wait aint that brotherhood?
You: yea actually, thats how brotherhood started and how 2 ended
Stranger: right right
Stranger: my sister thinks that ezio is hot.. haha so a friend of mine...
You: wow
Stranger: yea...
You: giggle at the ghostie
You: guffaw at the grossly
You: crack up at the creepy
You: woof it up with the weepy
You: chortle at the cooky
You: snortle at the spooky
You: and tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone
You: and if he thinks he can scare you he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just make you want to
You: *lolol*
You: LAUGH!!
You: im bord
Stranger: i can see that hahaha
You: and yes i know i spelt bored wrong
You: thats how brd i am
Stranger: that sucks bro
You: cool story bro
Stranger: yea yea
Stranger: if u havent seen this take a look at it
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw7xXpY4_LI
Stranger: cool shit
You: it doesnt work
You: :/
Stranger: crap

ABQBrony 13 Oct 2011 04:57:50 GMT No.2510783

cant find anypony....ill keep trying till the cows come home

Lulz so many lulz Brohoofforeverypony 13 Oct 2011 16:37:01 GMT No.2510787

File: 131852382094.jpg (68.04 KB, 843x584, Da fuck.jpg)

Its really funny how people missunderstand "Brony" for "Horny" xD happend to me 5 times already

?Rainbow Bolt? 16 Oct 2011 00:30:31 GMT No.2510803

File: 131872503093.png (13.06 KB, 402x455, omegle1.png)

SomeGuyNamedDavid 16 Oct 2011 02:20:50 GMT No.2510804

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
S02E03. Discuss.
Stranger 2: OMG.
Stranger 2: I REALLY LIKE HER MANE.
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 2: i just watched it.
Stranger 2: Best.
Stranger 2: Episode.
Stranger 1: who
Stranger 2: Ever.
Stranger 1: wat?
Stranger 2: Season 2, episode 3.
Stranger 1: where
Stranger 1: when
Stranger 1: why
Stranger 1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger 2: youtube, just now, because ponies.
Stranger 1: BROHOOF
Stranger 2: you didnt get the "I REALLY LIKE HER MANE."
Stranger 2: ?
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Lucky guess. SomeGuyNamedDavid 16 Oct 2011 03:19:39 GMT No.2510805

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Season 2, Episode 3. Opinions?
Stranger 2: yeah...
Stranger 1: of what?
Stranger 2: i have opinions
Stranger 1: OF WHAT??!!
Stranger 2: everything really :D
Stranger 2: dont you?
Stranger 1: let me guess
Stranger 1: my little pony
Stranger 2: sure, why not?
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous 16 Oct 2011 08:54:24 GMT No.2510808

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Any bronies out here? (also, skrillex)
Stranger 1: SKRILEX OMG

Stranger 1: im fluttershy
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 2: never heard of them /:
Stranger 1: its a person
Stranger 1: its like, dubstep
Stranger 1: just youtube skrillex :)
Stranger 1: or bronies?
Stranger 2: ooh. awesome.will do.or bronies. :o
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 1: well bronies are like bro ponies haha
Stranger 1: youtube my little pony friendship is magic
Stranger 1: ^_^
Stranger 2: haha.oh, i see
:p
Stranger 1: its like a meme thing going around
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 1: fluttershy is my fave haha
Stranger 2: haha.ill have to check itout
Stranger 1: yeh haha L:3
Stranger 1: cya
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous 16 Oct 2011 23:39:36 GMT No.2510823

Stranger: hi asl
You: 20/f/ponyville
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 16 Oct 2011 23:47:26 GMT No.2510824

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: HI!!!! my name is PINKIE PIE!!! i'm from ponyville!! :DD what's YOUR NAME???
Stranger: zack
You: 12/f/ponyville!!!
You: nice to MEET you, zack!!!!
Stranger: im 13 m us
You: that's so COOL!!! where's that???! ^_^
Stranger: weres what
You: "us"???
Stranger: jersey
You: is us a place?? o:
You: oh!!!
You: so are you a cow or something??? o: DO YOU KNOW APPLEJACK???
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not a Brony, but interesting XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 00:02:57 GMT No.2510856

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Boobies <3
You: Ponies <3
Stranger: Boobies are better.
You: Perhaps they are. But they aren't why I'm here.
Stranger: Why are you here?
You: To meet other bronies for a thread on ponychan
Stranger: Not a bronie! :O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Possible convert. XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 00:12:58 GMT No.2510857

Omegle conversation log 2011-10-20
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello ^^^
You: Hey
Stranger: shits going down?
You: Yes
Stranger: Party?
You: Nope, just blaring some Black Metal, lookin for bronies
Stranger: lol
Stranger: black metal?
Stranger: isnt dat oldschool?
You: Yeah, Bathory to be exact
Stranger: what is a bronie?
You: A fan of MLPFiM
Stranger: which is? :P
You: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
You: Tis an epic show
Stranger: Omg my brother watches it all the time ive never gotten around to watching it :P
You: You should
Stranger: its good?
Stranger: im too tired now :(
You: Hell yeah
Stranger: night night stranger ^^
You: See ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What happens to bronies on omegle XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 05:40:35 GMT No.2510860

You: Idk
You: Unless he's a brony
Stranger: im justin
Stranger: bieber
You: Die
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u2
Stranger: death
You: Nah, I got bronies to find. Cant die yet
Stranger: i have brownies
You: Get rid of the w
You: No you dont
Stranger: yes i do
You: *now
Stranger: in the oven
You: Why are you baking my friends?
You: You dint need to kill the bronyfolk
Stranger: 2 eat
You: *dont
You: I was only sent here to find other bronies by ponychan
You: Now I know where they are
Stranger: oh
You: You're eating them
Stranger: ponychan is bent over
Stranger: and taking it in the flank

So close this time: XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 06:22:26 GMT No.2510861

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ask me anything
You: Are you a brony?
Stranger: I'm a wannabe brony
Stranger: I love the idea of them and I wish I could be one, but I can't actually watch my little pony
You: Explain
Stranger: just can't sit through it
You: Which episodes have you tried?
Stranger: just the first one
You: Yeah, first one kinda sucks
You: Heres an abridged version, it basicall introduces the story with a few changes and then you can watch the 3rd which is totally awesome, as is every other episode
Stranger: I pretty much know the story actually
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nv8gZ8jGAA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Stranger: maybe I'll try the third episode when I'm in the mood
You: Still, that's what got me into the show
You: And I've been searching so long
You: To find another brony
Stranger: how is that hard?
Stranger: just go on 4chan...?
You: No, on omegle. It's for a thread on ponychan
You: I'll be posting this there if you don't mind
Stranger: ok
You: Still, if you watch it, you'll get hooked like the rest of us
Stranger: I'd like to mention that when I found out about the existence of bronies, I cried from simultaneous hysteria and happiness
You: I was more like WTF myself, but then I watched the show. And I understood
You: I wasn't planning on watching it, but out of boredom I watches the aforementioned link, and I decided to check out the source material to see if there were any inside jokes.
You: There weren't many, but I was hooked nonetheless
You: But the series has so many awesome things
You: For example
You: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html?m=1
You: Best fanfic ever
Stranger: gimme a sec
You: Ok
Stranger: I actually have to go - nice talking to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Found One XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 07:59:20 GMT No.2510862

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, 17 m, you can ask me 5 questions
You: 1. Are you a brony? 2. Who is best pony? 3. Why? 4. Name a meme from the show. 5. What did you think of season 2 episode 1?
You: Sorry, episode 3
Stranger: yes Tom He's a rock HAVE TUBA WILL TRAVEL I loved it
You: Holy shit, finally
You: I've been here for 5 hours
You: And I've done it!
Stranger: yay
You: You know of the thread?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Brony and Convert in one go. Score! XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 08:52:04 GMT No.2510863

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Who is best pony? (MLP FiM only) If you have a legit answer, can I post on ponychan? If yes, hope to see you there. Let the other stranger answer before disconnecting please. (OP IS NOT A FILLY)
Stranger 1: My name is Squidlie on PonyChan
Stranger 2: O.o
Stranger 1: Fluttershy, but I answered
Stranger 1: HI PONYCHAN
Stranger 2: wait is ponychan?
Stranger 1: It's where the enlightened go.
Stranger 2: o.o....
Stranger 1: Looks like you accidentally the whole emoticon.
Stranger 2: Curiosity beckons me
Stranger 2: should i go?
Stranger 1: Well you have to watch my Little Pony: Friendship is Magic beforehand.
Stranger 1: Or else it's no fun.
Stranger 2: >.>......
Stranger 2: maybe...
Stranger 1: DO IT. NOW.
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 1: That is, if you want to....
Stranger 2: I AM MAN ENOUGH TO WATCH IT
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 2: i think >.>
Stranger 2: is it on netflix?
Stranger 1: Nope, but it's on Youtube.
Stranger 1: 1080p, in some channels.
Stranger 2: O.O wozzers lol
Stranger 2: are you a guy also?
Stranger 2: i must know
Stranger 1: Yupps.
Stranger 1: Like (most) bronies.
Stranger 2: :D then this makes this convo that much more epic
Stranger 1: But there are still a lot of female bronies.
Stranger 2: I will catch you later :D and if i join pony Chan i will be BlazeCell
Stranger 1: CONVERT= SUCCESS
Stranger 2: yush :3
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Squidlie!QInWsDspCc 21 Oct 2011 08:54:18 GMT No.2510864

File: 131918725767.jpg (36.78 KB, 500x500, 714.jpg)

>>2510863
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Ok then... XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 09:26:21 GMT No.2510865

Stranger 2: That's a lie, they make me nervous. I always feel like they're going to kick me when I'm behind them.
Stranger 1: I don't really like horses. They're alright, I guess.
Stranger 1: But one bit me when I was a kid so...
Stranger 2: I would feel safest riding one if anything.
Stranger 2: If I had to be around one, I'd be riding it.
Stranger 1: I think I agree.
Stranger 2: Unless it's wild then gtfo.
Stranger 1: I'm running if it's wild.
Stranger 2: I wouldn't be outside near a horse.
Stranger 2: Actually, I was near a bear once. He watched me burn his house. Twas a sad day for all.
Stranger 1: You burned a bear's house?
Stranger 1: How rude.
Stranger 2: It was a pile of wood!
Stranger 2: It was my job.
Stranger 1: Still. That's just rude.
Stranger 2: How was I supposed to know he lived there.
Stranger 1: You could've asked.
Stranger 2: I don't like being dinner though.
Stranger 1: Yeah, he probably would've eaten you for asking such a stupid question.
Stranger 2: If he wasn't so scared of fire he would've eaten me for burning his house.
Stranger 1: Probably. I know I would've eaten you if I was that bear.
Stranger 2: Pooh bear is a savage beast.
Stranger 2: You talk like me. Are you female by chance?

XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 10:08:20 GMT No.2510866

>>2510864
Thanks for being the first legit brony I met.

Why do people think the Internet is weird? XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 10:10:31 GMT No.2510867

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Who is best Pony?(MLPFiM only) Can I post this on ponychan for omegle thread if a discussion ensues? If yes, hope to see you there(XLR8R018). Let the other Stranger finish before disconnecting please.
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 2: 4 what
Stranger 2: i
Stranger 2: search
Stranger 1: Pinkie Pie is the best
Stranger 2: where r u 4m ?
Stranger 1: What?
Stranger 1: What the fuck did you just say to me?
Stranger 2: india
Stranger 2: un know
Stranger 1: Excuse me!?
Stranger 1: I don't know what you're implying here...
Stranger 2: huy
Stranger 1: But know that I don't fucking care for it
Stranger 2: sorry
Stranger 2: sexy
Stranger 1: Oh, well I can't argue with that
Stranger 2: what ur boobs (.)(.) size ?
Stranger 1: I am pretty sexy
Stranger 1: I am a man
Stranger 2: how time do sex ?
Stranger 1: I don't measure the size of my bust
Stranger 2: go 3 hell
Stranger 1: Go 3 hell?
Stranger 2: bok me ja
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Apparently everyone on omegle is a brony. XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 10:15:36 GMT No.2510868

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Who is best Pony?(MLPFiM only) Can I post this on ponychan for omegle thread if a discussion ensues? If yes, hope to see you there(XLR8R018). Let the other Stranger finish before disconnecting please.
Stranger 1: Pinkie Pie
Stranger 2: Stranger.
Stranger 2: You are absolutely correct
Stranger 1: Yes?
Stranger 1: I know
Stranger 2: I tip my hat to you good sir.
Stranger 1: Well, I'm flattered
Stranger 2: Even though Rainbow dash is pretty awesome...
Stranger 1: A good hat tip is always welcome
Stranger 2: Yes, yes it is.
Stranger 1: If it weren't for Rainbow Dash I never would have started watching the show
Stranger 2: So basically Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie share basically the same level of awesomeness?
Stranger 1: Before I knew that the show was fucking awesome I thought Pinkie Pie was going to be an air headed
Stranger 1: bitch
Stranger 1: Hit enter too early
Stranger 2: Oh it's fine.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

A night"s work. Hope you"re all happy! XLR8R018 21 Oct 2011 11:01:00 GMT No.2510869

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Today is the end of the world!!!!!!!
Stranger: yay
You: But I haven't seen S2 E4 yet!
Stranger: wait wut
Stranger: s2 e4 of?
You: Lol
Stranger: oh yeah ponies right
You: You may have heard of it to be the best show ever
Stranger: I wouldn't go that far
Stranger: but it is good
Stranger: reminds me of cartoons when i was a kid
You: I'm not say it is the best, but others do
Stranger: it is a damn site better than twilight
Stranger: so if people are going to obsess im much more comfortabel with ponies
You: Im not the obsessive type.
You: I just became addicted to it like everypony else
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I dont get the addicted part
You: How many episodes have you watched?
Stranger: I watched the first season but not the second season
You: Ohhoho, watch second season and prepare to shit bricks
Stranger: that sounds like it would be painful. Can I watch it without the shitting bricks?
You: Probably, but it has never been done
Stranger: Lol favorite pony?
You: Discord, for one is the worlds biggest parasprite, and S2E3, it's just WTF?!! But in a good way. Favourite pony would be Twilight Sparkle
You: Of the mane 6 at least
Stranger: Fluttershy is definitely mine
Stranger: parasprites are awesome
Stranger: they teach people to lighten up
You: Discord is paraspritin hard.
You: E4 is supposed to be a Derpy episode
Stranger: alright got to go now
Stranger: time for sleep
Stranger: fun chat thought
You: Haha, I just pulled an all nighter
You: Are you ok if I put this on ponychan?
Stranger: Fine by me besides even if I wasn't it's not like I have a reasonable expectation of privacy.
Stranger: polite of you to ask though
You: No one will know who you are, unless you reply to the thread
Stranger: I don't even know what ponychan is I just hope it isn't too much like 4chan
You: XLR8R018 if you wanna do so. It's like 4chan but without the plotholes
Stranger: so it might actually be fun I get that
You: Just pure pony fun
You: Eeyup
Stranger: alright later brony
You: I'll get a link to the thread, hold on
Stranger: okay
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380+50.html
You: Im posting right now. See you later, fellow brony!
Stranger: alright later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A future Brony Sniperactive 21 Oct 2011 11:51:56 GMT No.2510870

File: 131919791556.png (36.7 KB, 720x680, omegleponyfun3.png)

Enjoy :D

First Try with this question: Success! XLR8R018 22 Oct 2011 05:24:10 GMT No.2510880

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Lauren Faust: Ever heard of her?
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 2: mlp
Stranger 2: fim
Stranger 1: she made MLPO
Stranger 1: oops
Stranger 1: you know about MLP:FiM?
Stranger 2: of course!
Stranger 2: bro hoof?
Stranger 1: bro hoof!
Stranger 1: you watching the episode tomorrow?
Stranger 2: YES!
Stranger 2: of course
Stranger 1: same, can't wait to see Luna!
Stranger 2: i'm so exited, luna's gonna be in it!
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 2: i think it's supposed to be like a holloween special
Stranger 1: yeah, it is.
Stranger 2: you check out bronys on memebase
Stranger 2: ?
Stranger 1: Equestria Daily has the official information, haha
Stranger 1: oh yeah
Stranger 1: I go on memebase
Stranger 2: i guess it would be hard to be a brony without going on memebase
Stranger 2: unless you ere on 4 chan
Stranger 2: what were lauren faust's other show? i know there was fosters home for imaginary friends
Stranger 2: oh ya and power puff girls
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous 22 Oct 2011 17:11:52 GMT No.2510882

You: brony?

Stranger: wat finally we found eachother

You: your a brony?? :D

Stranger: my name is is this austin

You: *facehoof*

XLR8R018 23 Oct 2011 21:52:06 GMT No.2511021

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Thoughts on new Luna?
Stranger 2: She looks less innocent
Stranger 1: new who?
Stranger 2: Its my little pony
Stranger 1: aw sorry then
Stranger 2: WELCOME TO THE HERD!
Stranger 2: Luna is a princess
Stranger 2: who was baneshed to the moon for being bad
Stranger 2: but she escaped and was all angry until the main characters took away most of her powers
Stranger 1: don't touch me! your hoofs are covered in filth!
Stranger 2: :<!
Stranger 2: and in series 2 they changed her character model
Stranger 2: therefore
Stranger 2: the questioner asked what we think of this new luna!
Stranger 2: :D!
Stranger 1: you're very helpful and literate for a pony!
Stranger 1: I'm very impressed!
Stranger 2: I'm glad
Stranger 2: I hope you come away from this after learning something about My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
Stranger 2: Toodles
Stranger 2 has disconnected

He was pissed off at my knowledge? XLR8R018 23 Oct 2011 23:09:32 GMT No.2511025

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Is it important as to whiter we'll continue this discussion?
You: *whether
Stranger: not really
You: Good
You: You are cool
Stranger: thx
You: *brohoof*
Stranger: what do you wanna talk about?
You: I don't know
Stranger: are you religious?
You: You apparently aren't one of my kind
Stranger: ehhhh
You: As you didn't get the *brohoof*
You: but whatever
Stranger: are you religious?
You: Nope
Stranger: ok, me neither
You: Unless bronyism is a religion now
Stranger: oh, your a brony
You: It might be
You: Yes
You: I am
You: Are you?
Stranger: in neither brony nor hater, but on the side of bronies
Stranger: im
Stranger: *
You: Then you are only 10% cooler
You: Halfway there
Stranger: XD
Stranger: who is your favoruit pony
You: You seem to know of the memes though
You: Uh
You: Its tough
You: But it's between Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle.
Stranger: i dont really like twilight S. for me it is either Rainbow Dash or Pinky
You: Pinkie
You: She
You: Be
You: Crazy
You: Indeed
Stranger: ikr
You: Yeh
You: But if you aren't a brony, how you have character opinions(yay for Internet grammar!)
Stranger: my friend is a brony and he forced me to watch a few episodes
You: Which ones, and how many?
Stranger: 2 or 3
You: Both factor your non bronyism
You: Because it took 2 episodes
You: To get me interested
You: And 4 to get me hooked
Stranger: first the one where pinkie was having all these weird twitches that all ments something was going to happen but twilight didnt believe it
You: But then, I started from the begining
You: Feeling Pinkie Keen is that episode
Stranger: anyways, bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 24 Oct 2011 04:22:41 GMT No.2511227

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Brony?

Stranger: nou

Stranger: brories are fillies

You: learn to spell

You: also

You: im gonna love and tolerate the shit outta you

Stranger: i was typing with one hand

Stranger: oh u

You: oh me!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

well that was fun

XLR8R018 24 Oct 2011 07:50:31 GMT No.2511229

I just had a discussion with a fan of the show from florida, however couldn't get the logs. OP might post here because he asked a pony related question and I told him to post here. If not, one of the coolest conversations ever might be lost to the wastes of the Internet.

XLR8R018 24 Oct 2011 20:38:30 GMT No.2511235

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Who is the best pony? Princess Luna: 1, Twilight Sparkle: 1, Rainbow Dash: 3, Pinkie Pie: 2, Fluttershy: 1, Applejack: 0, Rarity: 0, Phoenix Wright (?!): 4, Robot Unicorn: 1, Parasprites found: 16
You: Rainbow dash/twilight sparkle
You: Hard to decide
Stranger: I like the game and song from Robot Unicorn
Stranger: I have no clue about the pony of the same name.
You: Hey, OP, you gonna post on Ponychan?
Stranger: He can't respond
You: Stranger, can you do me a favour and not leave for a second?
Stranger: /b/ut he is probably in there.
Stranger: Yeah, I can hang tight.
You: If you aren't gonna post on ponychan, I will. XLR8R018
You: So yeah; you should watch the show, stanger
You: *stranger
You: Its kinda awesome
Stranger: Is there a newer version or something....what am I missing out on here.
You: Its the newest series
You: Done by Lauren Faust
You: She also worked on Powerpuff Girls, dexter's lab
You: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
Stranger: Dexter's LAB was AWESOME..I am saying Didi, get out of my lab in his voice now.
You: Lol
You: Do you want a link to the series?
Stranger: sure, I'm on HULU now.
You: I watch it on youtube
You: Rheres posts in 1080p
You: *theres
You: But til I grab that link, check this out: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html?m=1
Stranger: That will be funny.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_OLioB1T2Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Stranger: I checked it out.
You: Thats the first episode
You: Its not as good as it will get
Stranger: gotta run mate, I'll check into it.. good luck out there.
You: Ok, see ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What an interesting question... XLR8R018 24 Oct 2011 21:37:37 GMT No.2511236

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Will u suck me off
Stranger: well, duh
You: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html?m=1
Stranger: eh
Stranger: didnt like it that much
Stranger: but i generally dont like crossover fics
You: You a brony?
Stranger: scootalo
Stranger: or is that scootaloo?
Stranger: hmmm
You: It's scootaloo, yeah
You: Shes a chicken
You: Pinkie pie was scootaloo for nightmare night
Stranger: pinkie pie is more chicken than scootaloo ever will be
Stranger: trying to decide if that, or the episode before it was best episode
Stranger: they were both pretty awesome
You: Yeah, newer one has Luna, but I think
You: She looks too much like Celestia
You: Now
Stranger: Haha, I liked the change
Stranger: I also really liked her portrayal
You: Yeah, but she seemed fine in episode 2
Stranger: my kinda headcanon is that shes recovering her former power in the year since we last saw her
Stranger: also in episode 2 she said like one thing and did kinda seem in shock for most of it
You: Yeah
You: But still
You: I prefer the original
Stranger: haha :P
You: She was cuter
Stranger: original had POTENTIALLL
Stranger: but i still really like what they did with her for this episode anyways ive gotta go take some food out the oven
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Discordin' it up 24 Oct 2011 22:23:24 GMT No.2511237

File: 131949500349.png (425.11 KB, 1270x700, 131645282952.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: Hello.

You: What's up?

Stranger: Not too much. Weeding through horny strangers.

Stranger: What's up with you?

You: Attempting to find a brony in this weird little flashmob thing going on.

Stranger: I'm sorry, let me reread that.

Stranger: Was the word brony used in that sentence?

You: Yeees.

Stranger: You know, I kind of wish you were standing in front of me, stranger.

Stranger: I would love to crucify you!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pic

Had to edit out a bit of this one, it was too long. XLR8R018 24 Oct 2011 22:53:09 GMT No.2511238

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Do you watch MLP:FIM? (y/n) [my answer is no]
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
You: Yes
Stranger: YES
Stranger: yES
Stranger: yeS
Stranger: OMg
Stranger: ..
You: Holy shit all the time
Stranger: this is AWESOME
You: Yes it is !
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAWESOMEEEEE CALLS FOR A PAAAAARTEYHHH
You: This day just got 20% cooler!
Stranger: definatly!!
Stranger: ponychan was slow today, not much fun :(
You: I'm guessing you like pinkie?
Stranger: yeah >_<
You: I'm on ponychan!
Stranger: kYAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: On the omegle thread
Stranger: so, like pegasister or brony?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: are you gonna post this?
You: Yes
You: You?
Stranger: Im technically, a pegasister, but i hate the term so I call my self a brony
You: I'm a brony, and I hate pegasister too
Stranger: ahh, closed the tab some while ago,
Stranger: *HiHoof* bro
You: *brohoof*
You: lol
Stranger: lol XD
Stranger: Well this is really cool :D
You: So, season2 episode 4?
Stranger: live streamed it
You: How awesome was it?
Stranger: filled up my internet quota just to see it
Stranger: cost me 18 usd dollars
Stranger: it was SOOOOOOOO AWESOME
You: I just watched it on youtube
Stranger: best episode yet!!
You: I don't like what they did to Luna
You: But still awesome
You: Btw, why is pinkie pie dressed as scootaloo?
Stranger: I was kind of meh towards the whole episode, because of Luna, but she's really sweet!
Stranger: :| honestly, I don't get why people say that..did I miss something in the episode? because to me, it looks like a chicken costume.....
You: I liked the original Luna better, new one looks too much like Celestia
You: Oh, there's a meme
You: Saying scootaloo is a chicken
You: Google images Scootaloo in a tree
Stranger: ahhh, I understand
You: It made my day
Stranger: Can't find anything special :S
You: Do you visit KnowYourMeme?
Stranger: Yeah sometimes
You: Ok, good
Stranger: Gonna check it out there
You: In episode 17, applebloom calls scootaloo a chicken
You: In episode 21, Fluttershy states that she wants to be a tree
Stranger: episode 17?? that's AGEEES ago
You: So there you have Scootaloo in a tree
Stranger: no wonder i didn't get it lol
Stranger: ahhh yeah, i get it :| kinda lol
You: You read any fanfics?
Stranger: I stay far away from those
You: Not cupcakes
Stranger: No offense
You: Oh, but there's a really awesome one
You: Its got 41 chapters
You: Has to be at least somewhat good for the author to keep making it
Stranger: Hmmm, maybe I'll give it a go when I get home
You: Ahh.
Stranger: It's only tomorrow lol XD
You: Ok. You got a skype or something, fellow brony?
Stranger: Sure I do!
Stranger: --------------
Stranger: and yes the one with the russian name is me
You: Russians are cool
Stranger: I'm not russian really though :|
Stranger: I'm norwegian
You: I'm Canadian
Stranger: sweet dude, we're like brothers
Stranger: kinda? XD
You: Lol
You: Yeah,
Stranger: like similar nature and stuff...and salmon and moose
You: Now if only you were into metal too.
Stranger: EEeeeeeeeeEEP
Stranger: .......
Stranger: Well hello, I had a darker past ja
Stranger: now it's mostly pony related stuff ...ahemm >_<
You: Yeah, I'm huge metalhead, even still
You: Lol
Stranger: I'm perfectly fine with listening to metal, i liked ebm and that kind of stuff the most though
You: Ever heard of Opeth?
Stranger: jaa of course
You: Omg, could you get any cooler?
Stranger: they're swedish you know, i'm like swedens sister ja, but we don't liek eachother very much lol
You: The Internet cannot handle such awesomeness
Stranger: yeah! about 20%
Stranger: cooler that it
Stranger: is*
You: What about In Flames?
Stranger: god damnit spelling errors
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: wunderbar very gut
Stranger: So I reckon you like Scandinavian metal eh?
You: A lot of black metal, and such
Stranger: So you like dimmu borgir or any norwegian things?
You: Mayhem, Deicide, Bathory, Crytopsy, and so on
Stranger: ahhhh mayhem
Stranger: what about burzum?
You: I actually haven't listened to much Dimmu Borgir or Burzum
Stranger: ahh I see :P I think of those 2 as the biggest norwegian black metal bands XD
You: I grew up in Canada, with American metal, I've just been getting into the imported stuff recently
You: But I'm loving it
You: Whats a good Dimmu song?
Stranger: well my in my opinion, The seerpentine offering
Stranger: is great
Stranger: xD
You: Lol, I'll check it out
Stranger: Yeah :D
You: You ever listen to stuff from over here?
Stranger: We get american pop and rnb shit slammed in our faces from a very young age
You: I hate that stuff
Stranger: so yeah, i grew up with britney spears and sex pistols
You: Im talking about the good stuff
You: Like Megadeth
Stranger: haha yeah :P
You: Lamb of God
Stranger: A personal favorite is NIN
You: The Black Dahlia Murder
Stranger: and also Psyclone nine
You: Surely you jest ?
You: NIN?
Stranger: i jsut realized that, it might seem as if i ment that sex pistols are american THEY ARE NOT, but just an example to show that i grew up with so different types of music
Stranger: nine inch nails
You: I know
Stranger: xD
You: But I'm asking if your serious?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I'm serious :|
You: Cuz I've always put them on the emo side
Stranger: why wouldn't I be?
Stranger: Nine inch nails?
Stranger: are you serious?
You: Yeah
Stranger: that's like THE most hardcore bloody fucking most awesome music there is
Stranger: first of its kind
You: Over here, they're emo, like AFI
Stranger: when it came oit
Stranger: ....really? that s lame
Stranger: they got some great songs, and awesome lyrics
You: I have With Teeth
You: But I never really liked it
Stranger: That thing they made with some guy called I Know You, makes me cry even to this day
Stranger: Ahh, well everypony can't be the same :D that's what makes us so great Q__Q
You: You know what's funny? People here think BFMV are metal.
You: To that I say lol.
Stranger: .........
Stranger: i listened to that when i was like
Stranger: 14
Stranger: ONE song, because it was on need for speed lol
You: Omg, a brony, a metalhead, and a car fan?
You: Holy shit, we are almost the same person
Stranger: except I'm a girl :|
Stranger: wich makes it 20% cooler
Stranger: which*
You: Hand Of Blood, off most wanted, right?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: XD song got stuck in my head for ages
You: I know
Stranger: its like tatu...only not lesbian
You: As well as Blinded in Chains
Stranger: haven't herd that one
You: Back then, A7x was ok
Stranger: herd of avenged sevenhold, but not herd music
Stranger: didn't know them by a7x though xD had to google it
You: Oh, check out Blinded in Chains or Bat Country
Stranger: Sure :D
You: After city of evil, they started sucking
You: Happens to a lot of bands
You: They're good, then something fucks em in the flank and they become lyra
Stranger: That would be the "dick" of emoness
You: Yes
You: Like I used to listen to this kinda punk band called Crossfade
Stranger: :| never even herd of it
You: And then the second album came out
You: You probably won't like it.
Stranger: probably not
You: I only listened to it because of ATV offload fury 3
Stranger: LOOOL XD
You: So, you got an Xbox or ps3? Or just don't game anymore?
Stranger: had an xbox 360, a psp, and a playstation 2
Stranger: but my parents ran away with the Xbox.
You: I have a NES, SNES, Genesis, Saturn, PS2, Wii, and XBOX 360
Stranger: I had genesis too
Stranger: Oh sweet memories
You: I know
You: I still play Sonic 1-3 all the time
Stranger: I think i still got my ps1 and nintendo 64 somewhere :/ but i can't be bothered to look, got n64 emulator on my computer lol
Stranger: sonic = <3
You: Omg
You: You are the female version of me
You: No doubt about it
Stranger: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: This is gonna be ponychans largest post for a while

WELCOME TO THE HERD! (Part 1) XLR8R018 25 Oct 2011 22:05:01 GMT No.2511251

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
i wanna b the very best like nopony ever was!
You: Pokemon is meh
Stranger: put a bananna in your eaaaaaaaar!
You: Ponies are better
Stranger: put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear!
Stranger: its true
You: Ok then
Stranger: so true
Stranger: :)
You: You watch the show?
Stranger: its a filmcow short. with charlie the unicorn
You: Or you a parasprite?
Stranger: yeah if thats it, i do
You: Nope
You: Its MLPFiM
You: And it is awesome
Stranger: had to google that one
Stranger: wiki: "cute as a locust"
Stranger: doesnt sound very cute
You: Not really, no
Stranger: so why do you know so much about this pony business?
You: Because I am a brony
You: Sent here from /pony/
Stranger: half bro half pony?
You: It's the term for a fan of the My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic show
You: But at least you didn't confuse it for horny like everypony else
Stranger: and /pony/ is a board, where?
You: Its called ponychan
Stranger: your paraspriting game is weak
You: I'm not a parasprite
You: Or sorry, a parasprite
You: Thats brony for parasprite
Stranger: srsly, there is a ponychan. my apologies? i guess
You: Yeah, google it
Stranger: i did
Stranger: are you a man or a woman? and how old are you?
Stranger: if you dont mind
You: I'm 16, and a dude
You: If you can believe that
You: Im actually one of the younger bronies
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sounds like a secret society
You: Its not
Stranger: i mean the way you phrased it
You: But once you enter, you can never leave
Stranger: unless on a pony
You: Because the show is more addicting than crack
You: I kid you not
Stranger: i don;t see what there is to like
You: Neither did i
You: But then I watched it
Stranger: amazing
You: You've probably heard of the creators work
You: She also did Powerpuff Girls, Dexters Lab, and Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
Stranger: i know those
You: Yeah
You: Most do
You: If you liked those you'll like the show
You: If you can get past it's premise
Stranger: hold on, im on wikipedia
You: Her name is Lauren Faust
You: If that's what you were wondering
Stranger: i already found her
Stranger: was reading about the show
Stranger: yeah ok, so ponies in times of trouble. making friends
You: Not really the whole deal
Stranger: stopped 2 sentences into the premise
You: Its actually a bit deeper
You: It even involves themes for way older audiences(drug use, profanity)
Stranger: so tell me what you like about it.
You: 1. It pulls off being random without straying to fat from the plot and being stupid
You: *far
You: 2. The animation is fantastic
You: 3. All characters are incredibly developed.
You: 4. The writers were high
You: 5. The fandom
You: It be awesome
Stranger: i see
You: Look at this image and you will no longer doubt the fanbase: http://www.gamingcollege.net/wp-content/uploads/album/827/fluttershy-found-it-meme-generator-fluttershy-found-your-porn-
130f2a.jpg
Stranger: even though it's not my cup of tea, i will look it up. you've made me curious
You: Good! I was suspicious at first, I didn't think I'd like it either
You: But if you go into it with an open mind, you might just find you like it
You: Oh, and don't watch episodes 1 and 2 until you start liking the show
You: They weren't as good as the rest
Stranger: that sounds like an acquired taste for the show. why would i try to force myself to like it by seeing 2 episodes a bunch of times?
Stranger: do i have to be high?
You: Im saying don't watch 1 and 2
Stranger: oh
You: Start with 3
Stranger: sorry, misread
You: But there's a parody series that covers the mane plot and stirrings in a humorous way
Stranger: "mane" plot. lol !
You: yeah, we have a lot of slang
Stranger: sounds to me like you need hip hop groups
You: Nah, we already got enough dubstep remixes
Stranger: i hate dubstep.
You: I do too
Stranger: brb 3 minutes.
You: Ok then
You: To once again prove how awesome our fanbase is: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html?m=1
You: And I'll get the parody series too
Stranger: imback
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nv8gZ8jGAA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
You: There you have the parody series. It's a more comedic/concentrated version of episode one
You: They also did episode 2
You: After watching those, watch the real episode 3
Stranger: let me check this out for a sec'
You: Ok
Stranger: okay
You: I also sent you Fallout: Equestria
Stranger: i looked at it. didnt read. too long :)
You: Yeah, it's really good though
You: Anyhoo, what did you think of the parody series?
Stranger: its fine. didnt watch all of it
You: It's pretty funny, you might wanna bookmark it in case you'll want to watch it later
You: But yeah, if you do end up becoming addicted to the show like everypony else who watches it, join us on ponychan
You: I post as XLR8R018
You: Reply to this post.
You: It'll be on the omegle thread
Stranger: okay, but i dont think i'll get into it.
Stranger: i will check out an episode.
You: If you go into it thinking that, you probably wong
You: *won't
Stranger: you either like something, or you don't
You: Go in with an open mind though
You: It might blow you away
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s359NCl35_8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
You: That's one of my favourites
Stranger: looking
You: It starts slow, but the best part happens when they find out what's wrong with fluttershy.
Stranger: watched it half way. it's not all female or child oriented. it seems pretty good for a children's show. especially by comparison with other such shows
You: Did you get to the part where they're discovering what happened to them?
Stranger: no, they were still figuring it out'
You: Wait until you hear what happened to fluttershy
You: I laughed so hard
Stranger: already closed it, i'm going to give it a shot. because of what you've shown me and because of the other show's she has worked on.
You: Ok, but let me tell you this
Stranger: not now though. its pretty late here. i'm in GMT +3
You: Ah, here it's GMT-5
You: Go to episode 17(click more videos by the poster) and skip to 12:15
You: Its hilarious
You: I can't believe it slipped through editing
You: Listen closely to what one of the background ponies say
You: "Get over here, flankhole!"
Stranger: ooooooh lol
Stranger: had to go back . missed it the 1st time
You: So did I but the comments helped me
You: Still think it's a show for children?

WELCOME TO THE HERD! (Part 2) XLR8R018 25 Oct 2011 22:06:43 GMT No.2511252

You: Lol
You: Oh, and one other thing, brony in training. do yourself a huge, huge favour, and never, ever read the "Cupcakes" fanfic
Stranger: what is that about?
Stranger: rule 34? :))
You: One pony (pinkie pie) disemboweling another live pony(rainbow dash), cutting off skin, wings and such.
Stranger: is this fiction written or visual?
You: It goes into gross detail
You: Its written
You: But very detailed
You: Fallout: Equestria is your bet bet when it comes to fanfics mate.
You: Even got a clopfic if your into that stuff
Stranger: dont think i will bother with imageboards and fanfic. i never did for most stuff i like
You: Well, one of my friends hates fanfics as well, but he loves Fallout Equestria
You: Because it's written like a book
You: In fact, when it's completed, there will be a published version
You: If it wasn't any good, how could there be over a million pageviews and 41 chapters... And still counting?
Stranger: cool then.
You: But yeah, here, one last thing:
You: Sorry, this is on one of the memes, you'll have to go back to it's mane page.
You: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/derpy-hooves#.TqSLEid5mc2
You: But yeah, background knowledge of memes and such
You: Since your a newcomer to the series, you can have fun piecing together where the memes come from in the actual show
Stranger: got it herp du derp face
You: There are a bunch of memes from the show
Stranger: there's memes about everything! :P
You: Pretty much the whole show is a meme
You: In episode 17, applebloom states that Scootaloo is a chicken
You: In episode 21, Fluttershy states that she would like to be a tree.
You: Google images "Scootaloo in a tree"
Stranger: did
You: And?
You: See how creative we are?
You: We take 2 memes, and fuse them together to make super memes
Stranger: :D
Stranger: this is not my pc so i just got the text links. some antivirus is messing with google search.but i get it
You: Ah, well, it's just a chicken on fluttershy's head
Stranger: saw it
You: Oh
You: I though you had only the links
Stranger: i did. 1st link had the pic
You: Oh, I see
You: Well, thanks for listening to me and giving the show a chance
Stranger: brb
You: If you get interested, reply to me here: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380+50.html
You: Im gonna be posting this convo, if you don't mind
You: So reply to the post
Stranger: sure. its anon
You: Eeyup. <---another meme
You: We love our memes
You: We have a lot of things for us bronyfolk. Game servers (Bad Company 2, Black Ops, TF2, Terraria) included
Stranger: i'm looking at the thread
You: You see all the posts by XLR8R018? They're near the bottom
You: That's me
Stranger: yeah
You: And if you have Steam, I'm almost always on TF2
Stranger: i never pay for any digital media. ever
You: TF2 is free
Stranger: oh :-o
Stranger: i have been in the dark ..
You: Oh well
You: Step into the light
Stranger: imma get it tomorrow
You: Anyhoo, I have stuff to do. Thanks for putting up with me and my ponies for so long
Stranger: my pleasure
Stranger: so you want me to post in that thread, specifically about this conversation?
You: If you take a liking to the show, yes
You: If you do:
Stranger: i think its cool
You: WELCOME TO THE HERD!
You: lol
Stranger: err, thanks
You: It's more meme actuon
You: *action
Stranger: i'm internet savvy, i get it :D
You: See ya!
Stranger: bye!
You have disconnected.

e.p. 25 Oct 2011 22:15:12 GMT No.2511253

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>>2511251
>>2511252

o hai there. i see you posted it!

Thunder Runner 26 Oct 2011 00:49:22 GMT No.2511256

This is upsetting...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What is this? A) Sparta!! B) A question mark C) A sentence D) A waste of my valuable time or E) All of the above
Stranger: D
You: F) PONIES!
Stranger: Shut the fuck up.

XLR8R018 26 Oct 2011 01:33:00 GMT No.2511257

>>2511253
Eeyup, I did. Good to see you decided to check it out!
Anyhoo, good luck, hopefully you'll join us in our quest to share our love and tolerance with all!

Anonymous 27 Oct 2011 03:22:58 GMT No.2511273

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was derping around on omegle

Telamon!GaVKer3sc2 27 Oct 2011 05:03:30 GMT No.2511278

>>2510880
Hey, that was me! (Stranger 1)

XLR8R018 27 Oct 2011 06:53:49 GMT No.2511280

>>2511278
Glad to see you on ponychan, friend.

SomeGuyNamedDavid 28 Oct 2011 02:29:57 GMT No.2511290

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>pic
"Canon Luna or fanon Luna?"
But then disconnects. So many disconnects.

Anonymous 28 Oct 2011 03:59:37 GMT No.2511291

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?
Stranger: my little pony
You: i agree
You: mlp is best
Stranger: yes
You: fav pony?
Stranger: applejack
You: meh
You: not much of an aj fan myself
Stranger: i also like the chicken
Stranger: xD
You: ah yes
You: scootaloo ftw
Stranger: and dont forget the dictionary
You: eeyup
Stranger: and the tree
Stranger: the tree is the best
You: Fluttershy is best imo
Stranger: yay!
You: so cute
Stranger: YOUR
Stranger: GOING
Stranger: TO
Stranger: LOVE
Stranger: ME!
You: =)
Stranger: huzah THE BRONY FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED
You: do you go on ponychan?
Stranger: sometimes
You: I often lurk
Stranger: i like the reddit
You: i'm sure the spy is completely lost
Stranger: umm
You: the one asking the question
You: remember?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: arre you a spy?
You: talking about the guy with the question
Stranger: nope
You: "Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?"
Stranger: ohhh that guy
Stranger: i forgot about him
You: lol
Stranger: star wars
You: i'd go with star wars aswell
Stranger: lord of the rings is good just not as good
You: I'm not really a fan of either but I prefer star wars over the two
You: saturday is luna eclipse rerun right?
Stranger: i used to love star wars as a kid i bought everthing star wars now im kinda into it
Stranger: i just dont like the new stuff
Stranger: luna eclipsed already aired
You: i know
You: but i thought it was going to rerun this saturday
You: wasn't it
Stranger: yah it will
Stranger: no new episode
You: so no new episode this week
You: damn
Stranger: :(
Stranger: but when it returns we get a rarity episode
You: and after that i'm pretty sure a cmc episode
Stranger: yep
Stranger: then a rainbow dash
You: oh yeah i saw that on equestria daily
You: she's getting a pet
You: or trying to
Stranger: eeyup
Stranger: derpy will be her new pet
You: <3
Stranger: lol i love how there is more derpy now
You: yeah
You: i wonder if she'll ever have a speaking role that was rumoured
You: or was it confirmed
Stranger: im not sure i havent heard anything about the only thing she has ever said was muffins
You: yeah, i know. but I heard rumours or something a while ago where she will actually talk, maybe with the mane six
Stranger: hmmm
You: well, it was nice meeting a fellow brony
Stranger: *brohoof*
You: *brohoof*
You: cya
You have disconnected.

Anonymous 28 Oct 2011 08:52:30 GMT No.2511292

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Anonymous 28 Oct 2011 09:01:50 GMT No.2511293

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>>11404

Inspired by this post, I set out to also do some Fluttershy impersonating. Which resulted in this:

You: Um, hi.
Stranger: sup
Stranger: asl
You: 20, female, small cabin outside the Everfree forest.
Stranger: o wow 17 m
Stranger: usa lol
You: I tend to animals.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: fuck hoes
You: I don't understand, how do you...do that with garden tools?
Stranger: no i mean i fillfull dreams of lust
You: Um, okay.
Stranger: wat is your desire
You: D-d-desire? I just like tending to my animals?
Stranger: u tend for love it burns in you like a blazing fire
You: No, that's not me. Sorry. You could talk to my friend, though.
Stranger: lol
You: Her name's Rarity.

E. P. 28 Oct 2011 18:38:01 GMT No.2511297

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>>2511257
offtopic, but no other way.

I could not add you on Steam via the username provided. Not found.

New brony! ReDead 29 Oct 2011 12:34:54 GMT No.2511305

This just happened <3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: brony?

Stranger: eh?

Stranger: what's that?

You: you know there's a new reboot of the my little pony franchise?

You: my little pony friendship is maic

You: magic*

You: a brony is a fan of that series

Stranger: oh, okay :3

You: i'm a brony

Stranger: what's with everypony and my little pony these day?!

Stranger: oh

You: you should really check it out!

You: it's awesome

Stranger: okay

Stranger: i will

You: :)

Stranger: i used to find it awesome 10 years ago

Stranger: WHEN I WAS 4

You: wooo

You: but this new series is just so much better in every way

You: it works for everypony

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i'll check it out

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAM9C_Ik_QU

You: there you have the first episode

Stranger: thank you :D

You: it gets better the more you watchQ :)

Stranger: oh

Stranger: kay

You: so you should watch at leats 6 episode before you decide wheter to like it or not :P

Stranger: oh

Stranger: okay

Stranger: brb

You: i began to love it after the first two episodes, but i've heard many that didn't admit they liked it until they've watched the whole first season :P

Stranger: oh hahah

Stranger: how old are you again?

Stranger: eyy, THIS IS AWESSOME

You: 16 years, male :)

Stranger: oh

Stranger: kewl

You: if you like it, be sure to visit, equestriadaily.com and ponychan.net when you've watched some episodes! :)

Stranger: its not as kiddish as the ones i watched when i was 4\\

Stranger: xD

Stranger: kay

You: no it isn't :)

Stranger: haha

Stranger: so, whataya upto?

Stranger: wait, lemme guess, watching more episodes of mlp

Stranger: xD x

You: well

You: yes xD

Stranger: hahaha

You: hehe

Stranger: twilight sparkle

Stranger: haha

Stranger: nerd

You: yeah pretty much :P

Stranger: haha xP

Stranger: i can't believe i'm actually enjoying this xD x

You: i felt the same way at first! :P

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: *high five*

You: *brohoof*

You: is what bronies say ;)

Stranger: oh

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: *brohoof*

You: :3

Stranger: ;3

Stranger: hahaha, granny smith xD x

You: yeah xD

Stranger: she's awesome xD lmao

You: haha :D

Stranger: thank you again!

You: you're welcome! :D

Stranger: :D

Stranger: hahaha, omg, i loooooove rainbow dash

Stranger: soo funny

Stranger: br

Stranger: b

Stranger: brb

You: haha :)

Stranger: back ;)

You: :)

Stranger: :D

Stranger: and back to watching mlp

You: oh yeah! :3

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: oh, that evil thing

Stranger: on to episode 2! woot woot

You: nightmare moon?

Stranger: yeah

You: hehe :)

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: cya after another 22 minutes

You: hehe :D

Stranger: or possibly earlier

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: hahaha, the lion

You: manticore actually ;)

Stranger: haha

Stranger: the tree's look so abnormal

Stranger: and pinky's laugh

Stranger: xD x

You: first song now?

Stranger: yeah,

Stranger: damn its catchy

Stranger: and how did ya know?

Stranger: xD

You: there are some songs in the series, most of them is really good! :)

Stranger: imma download this

Stranger: haha, this song

Stranger: xD x

You: i knew when you said the trees look abnormal ;)

Stranger: haha

Stranger: :D

Stranger: omfg, the sea monster

Stranger: hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You: ;D

Stranger: that's epic xD x

Stranger: is he lyra or somethin'?

Stranger: he's just too hillarious

Stranger: xD x

You: hah, don't know xP

Stranger: and he;s dead

Stranger: lol

Stranger: andn now he's alive

Stranger: :O

Stranger: he looks more manly now xD

You: hehe

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: 'ohohohohhohhooo" "my moustache!"" 'how wonderful" xada

Stranger: xD x

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: i keep on replaying that

Stranger: epic!

Stranger: xD

You: yes it is! :)

Stranger: ;)

You: on ponychan, there is actually a omegle thread, you don't mind if i post this conversation there later? :) http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html

Stranger: the spirit of rainbow inspires me

Stranger: :)

Stranger: okayy

Stranger: :)

You: would be awesome if you responded to it in the thread after that ;D

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i will do it

You: great :)

Stranger: you do it too

Stranger: 'cause i'm not sure i'd get it right

You: well, i'll post the conversation when we're done and then you can just respond to that, you don't need to make an account or something like that ;)

Stranger: oh, surree!!

Stranger: but how do you respond

You: above the posts, there is a number, just click that and it will go up where you type in the text to respond to that certain message

Stranger: i gotta go

You: ok :)

You: don't forget to respond in the thread!

Stranger: i won't! ;D

You: good :)

Stranger: nice talking to you!

You: nice talking to you too!

Stranger: do you wanna keep contact or somethin?

Stranger: idk

Stranger: if you want

You: it would be great ;)

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ReDead 29 Oct 2011 12:39:26 GMT No.2511306

>>2511305
Reading through this now, and realises that I wrote "everypony" without thinking about it. :O Haha!

D?rpy Hooves 31 Oct 2011 04:49:23 GMT No.2511330

File: 132003656251.jpg (86.57 KB, 600x400, Derpy Hooves- Crazy on muffins…)

After many, many min. I got this

Question to discuss:
You have a red pill and blue, the red takes you to the place you want the most but one person dies. The blue takes you back home. Which do you choose?Stranger 2: blue

Stranger 1: wait

Stranger 1: I could go to ponyville?

Stranger 2: yeah but ur mom could die

Stranger 1: but, there's like a 1 in 7 billion chance of that

Stranger 1: most likely it would be somepony starving to death anyway

Stranger 2: i dont really want to go anywhere

Stranger 2: unless i can timetravel?

Stranger 1: sure you can

Stranger 2: ok well red then

Stranger 1: ponyville isn't even a real place

Stranger 2: i gathered

Stranger 1: but i'm going there

Stranger 2: you gonna shag the ponies?

Stranger 1: nah

Stranger 2: wasteman

Brony encounter. Finally Zack 03 Nov 2011 23:05:13 GMT No.2511544

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Have you been in Finland?You: You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html

Stranger: Ponychan!

Stranger: Seems legit.

You: yes

Stranger: Hold on.

You: it is

Stranger: Everything went better than expected.

Stranger: Well, I was half-expecting some sort of shock image.

You: well it isnt, ITS PONY

Stranger: Fluttershy is the best.

You: yay

You: too loud?

Stranger: Oh, fair enough.

You: this is going up on Ponychan

You: i found a brony. FINALLY

Stranger: Oh, I'm also a furry.

Stranger: Just putting that out there.

You: i think i met u yesterday

You: love and tolerate

You: ?

Stranger: Sounds familiar.

You: coolio

You: okey doki loki

You: ttyl

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Anonymous 04 Nov 2011 05:58:54 GMT No.2511549

trying to hook up 2 bronies up in omegle from question 1 0 for 37

TetraPony!aBB8zurXfk 05 Nov 2011 01:42:17 GMT No.2511556

File: 132045733687.jpg (47.7 KB, 350x600, 131726448223.jpg)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Soup Brony!

Stranger: excuse me?

Stranger: o_o my god

Stranger: is that you?!

You: whut?

You: i just started

Stranger: HOLY FUCKING SHIT COCK BRO!

Stranger: ITS YOU JOSEPH!

Stranger: OH MY GOD

You: uh... no..

You: sorry

Stranger: YES

Stranger: WASSUP

Stranger: err

Stranger: sorry

You: trying to find somepony?

Stranger: just

Stranger: I have a friend named joseph

Stranger: and he likes soup

Stranger: and ponies

You: oh

Stranger: Samuel Aeor, how are yah?

You: kinda tired

You: using omegle to spend some time

Stranger: ah

Stranger: well I am somepony I guess

You: you brony?

You: O.o

Stranger: yes

Stranger: =D

You: Brohoof!!

Stranger: Brohoof!

You: how come you lost somepony?

Stranger: Well I was cleaning my lair

Stranger: and I kind of..

Stranger: threw them in a sewer duct

Stranger: and..

Stranger: sealed the lid..

Stranger: you know the usual

You: >mfw....

Stranger: so..

You: Im in doubt...

Stranger: that?

You: did i find a brony or a parasprite

Stranger: A both

You: dammit... that answer is indestructible

Stranger: yep

You: mmm..

You: favorite pony?

Stranger: Twilight Sparkle

Stranger: yours?

You: >le gasp...

You: Princess Luna

Stranger: Princess Luna is amazing

Stranger: my third favorite pony is....

Stranger: DISCORD

Stranger: Chaos for the win

You: that is not a pony!

You: but wins..

Stranger: Discord has pony body parts...

You: that sounds creepy...

Stranger: nah I didn't add the ........in a cellar

Stranger: than it would be creepy

Stranger: well it is more ominous with the pony body parts alone

Stranger: the .........in a cellar kinda ruins the thought process

You: so much discord in 2 episodes...

Stranger: Ikr

You: so... what now?

Stranger: err

Stranger: murder the innocent

You: I didnt expect to find a brony this soon

Stranger: It was like 2 months before I found 1st one

Stranger: XD you got a lucky roll

You: whohoooo!

Stranger: on the d100 that is omegle

You: i think is even bigger that dice..

Stranger: d22941?

You: yup

Stranger: Well

Stranger: some of the other people r prolly bronies

You: Tomorrow Episode #5... my body is ready!

Stranger: DEAR LORD YES

Stranger: Do you wan't to hear about a cult I intend to start?

You: a cult?

Stranger: ep

You: my ears are open

Stranger: The grand cult of bitchtits!

You: go on...

Stranger: Our savior bitchtits flew in on a rainbow playing an air guitar as he punched ghandi and other historic figures in the face giving them the power of bitchtits

Stranger: Bitchtits than battled Xenu at a game of tf2

Stranger: Bitchtits than punched ghandi in the face

Stranger: Again

Stranger: Destroying all time and space

Stranger: but thain

Stranger: Bitchtits got a lighter and farted on the flame

Stranger: the flame than expanded into the known universe

Stranger: but then came a great evil known as the stanky ho

Stranger: the stanky ho smelled very bad and currupted mankind

Stranger: but in the years future

Stranger: Bitchtits decided to summon a great celestial being

Stranger: THE PIMP OF DESTINY

Stranger: THE PIMP OF DESTINY slapped the stanky ho in the face and peace was restored

Stranger: but little did bitchtits or THE PIMP OF DESTINY know that millions of little stanky ho's were spawning

You: Everything makes sense except the part where ghandi gets punched twice.... would be hard to prove...

Stranger: Thank you for your criticism

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Anonymous 05 Nov 2011 02:44:14 GMT No.2511557

This just Happend!

You: Im a Pony
Stranger: You spelled brony wrong.
You: :D
Stranger: I LOVE YOU.
Stranger: SO MUCH.
You: Brohoove!
Stranger: Brohoove!
Stranger: O:
Stranger: HOLY CRAP DUDE
You: My life is complete!
Stranger: Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash?
You: .......Pinkie
Stranger: I LOVE YOU.
You: Yeah!
You: Im going to post this on Ponychan now!
Stranger: I'm gonna screenshot this and put it on Facebook and maybe MemeBase. :D
You: Cool. Bai!
Stranger: SEEE YUUUH.

Rainbow Blast 06 Nov 2011 20:57:53 GMT No.2511572

File: 132061307256.png (50.43 KB, 434x902, finally1.png)

After alot of tries, FINALLY.

Rainbow Blast 06 Nov 2011 21:00:32 GMT No.2511573

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
im think of a number 1-100 what is it? each stranger gets one guess if you are right i will disconnect if wrong you will dissconnect.
You: 00
Stranger: no
Stranger: T_T
Stranger: 69?
You: nvm
You: brony?
You: umm
You: almost
Stranger: Brohhof?
You: omg
You: another one
You: D:
Stranger: *brohoof*
You: yay
You: *brohoof*
You: thread?
Stranger: *socially awkward penguin*
You: im from http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: i'm from http://bronies.memebase.com/
You: nice
You: ok i got jobs to find more bronies
You: bye hope i'll cya

Rainbow Blast 06 Nov 2011 21:16:21 GMT No.2511574

You: ponies.
Stranger: Rarity is the best pony.
You: omg brony
You: *brohoof*
Stranger: *brohoof*
You: finally another 1
You: ponychan?
Stranger: I've found no less than 4 in the last hour. What about ponychan?
You: thread? http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html
You: im rainbow blast from ponychan
Stranger: I don't really hang out there, but that's cool.
You: yeah
You: bronies on omegle its cool.
You: well gonna find more ones, tnx.

Diomedes777 06 Nov 2011 23:57:56 GMT No.2511575

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
favorite thing in the world?
You: Ponies
Stranger: banana cake
Stranger: and ponies
Stranger: but only cartoon ponies
Stranger: i hate real ponies
You: You said banana cake first..................traitor ¬¬
Stranger: they smell realy bad
You: You are a traitor brony.............I don't talk to traitor bronies -_-
Stranger: i hate ponies i only like mlp
You: That concerns me not, what does is that you willingly choose banana cake over ponies T_T
Stranger: hmmmm cause i am eating banana cake right now
You: Take penitence!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: dear princes celestia, today i learned that i should pick ponies over banana cake, your faithfull student strager
You: ^_^ Better
Stranger: but last episode was shit :/
Stranger: no fluttershy, no pinkie pie :/
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: too much rarity
Stranger: no twilight
You: I thought it was a feel good episode with a genuine lesson :/
Stranger: the episode with luna was great, and the one with the breakdown of twilight too
You: Luna is best pony
Stranger: the luna episode was the best episod of both seasons so far
You: Yeh so far, got 21 episodes to go
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: hope there will be more episodes with luna :)
Stranger: in my opinion the new episode is to worst episode so far :/
You: I genuinely love all the episodes in their own way. Brony community needs to enact more 'love and tolerance' within the fandom, thats the only issue I got with the fandom ¬¬
Stranger: i think there is a lot of love and tolerance going on, i love also all episode, but the last one was in my opinion clearly the worst...
You: Yeh if you're not a rarity fan, was about time she had an episode though
Stranger: there were some great short moments (sweetybell cooking and "one day" :-D)
You: Applebloom belch as well
Stranger: yeah i never was a rarity fan, i like her but i like the other ponies more
You: I am hoping for more luna as well, but I can't see her being anything more than a cameo from here on :/
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i would love to see luna and celestia togethher
You: That'd be a nice little cameo to include. But either way, I think they're gonna start highlighting more ways to develop characters
Stranger: or i would love to see luna freak out again, it was so hillarious :D
You: Well, since this was made a while ago, they have heeded the brony communities calls, but won't include luna highly until next season (Will notice how popular she is now)
You: (BTW, Could you chuck this on ponychan once we've moved on)
Stranger: i hope mlp never becomes shitty (like most cartoons after a big success :/)
You: Nah, the producers will probably notice once it gets dull, then make a finale movie and close shop :/
Stranger: i hope so... i dont want to see tousands of shitty FIM episodes
Stranger: i hate wats going on with the simpsons or spongebob....
You: Haha, wont get to thousands, they'll release a season (either 3/4th) and notice the decline in fans/bad reviews from bronies and call it a day
You: Simpsons should have finalised ages ago, after the movie was released
Stranger: yeahh.... but they're still making a shitload of money with it so they wont stopp...
You: Might be the case with MLP, hopefully it won't grow stale :/
You: But then again, the show has to roll in fans constantly, and we make up a good bulk of the fandom, so after they notice we're getting tired they'll either do some major re-vamp or stop altogether
Stranger: hmm im so sure about that....
Stranger: they got the money from hasbro, so hasbro decides...
Stranger: *not so
Stranger: i meant not so sure abotu that
You: It's got lincensing from hasbro, but I thought that the team behind the show was a seperate company :/
You: Hence why Faust disregarded their advice on the show
You: Either way, as shit as it gets, I'm seeing this show through to the end
Stranger: me too, even if it lasts as long as the simopsons xD
You: Yeh, only true bronies stick it out
Stranger: 20 years of fim, im looking forward to this day :-D
You: my daughter and Me in 20 years 'Daddy, you wanna watch MLP with me?" "No dear, but do YOU wanna watch MLP with me?"
Stranger: i want that my future kids can grow up with FIM
Stranger: lol
You: Yeh same, I'd have to show them the originals first though
You: I mean of FIM, not the 80s show
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: hey i 've got to go
Stranger: bye ;)
Stranger: *brohoof*
You: C yah later, please post this on ponychan! -Power brohoof-
Stranger: 5 days+14 hours to the next episode ;)
You: Yeh alright you fanatic XD
Stranger: hmm i never was on ponychan before
You: .....................0_0
You: Well guess where you need to go? lol
You: (Note: Some guys there can be a little self absorbed :/ They have some kinda 'mightier than thou' complex
Stranger: i checked it out now, i think i've seen the page, while searching for a stream, but i never posted or followed somthing on it
You: Yeh it's a cool place, aside from the snotty hierarchy :/
Stranger: ew looks kinda like 4chan, i dont like that :D
You: Yeh but it dont post porn and gore XD
Stranger: yay
Stranger: :)
You: Anyway, I'll post this. C yah later
Stranger: ok thy, i'll check it out tomorow ;)
Stranger: i have to go now ;)
You: Bye

You ashked for it =)

Rainbow Blast 07 Nov 2011 06:46:13 GMT No.2511579

File: 132064837268.png (56.08 KB, 1130x1079, PONY.png)

Rainbow Blast 07 Nov 2011 06:53:14 GMT No.2511580

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
You: ponies, ponies, and more ponies.
Stranger: i like ponies
Stranger: do you like ponies brony?
You: yeah
You: finnaly one
You: *brohoof*
You: im lookin' for ponies here
Stranger: not very many
You: and postin' results on ponychan
You: found 4 already
You: well that conv is gonna be posted ofc
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html
Stranger: ok well im moving on.
Stranger: *brohoof*
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Rainbow Blast 07 Nov 2011 07:08:58 GMT No.2511581

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
This night is sparkling, dont cha let it go
You: ponies.
Stranger: Fuck off twilight
Stranger: Shit I was thinking Twilight as in the movies
You: lol
Stranger: not the ponies
You: yeah i got it lol
Stranger: I would NEVER tell Twilight Sparkle to fuck off
You: right
Stranger: I might tell her to fuck me....
Stranger: But not fuck off >.>
You: so true.
Stranger: Because she's kinda cute
You: finally another brony.
You: found only 5
Stranger: Shit son, I love the ponies
Stranger: Except Pinky
Stranger: She needs to be murdered
You: i like rainbow dash
You: pinkie??
You: CUPCAKES!
You: :(
Stranger: I fucking hate cupcakes
You: right
Stranger: It's like... a tease cake
Stranger: You can only have a little bit of cake!
You: its the worst story ever.
Stranger: And NO MORE
You: in the history of ponies.
Stranger: She is so retarded...
Stranger: Anyways....
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Rainbow Blast 07 Nov 2011 07:16:31 GMT No.2511582

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
if you parasprite parasprites who parasprite does that mean you became a parasprite by paraspriting parasprites who parasprite? Stranger 2: My god Stranger 2: Get off the internet
You: ponies man
You: PONIES!
Stranger: PONIES
You: brony?
Stranger: *BROHOOF*
You: *brohoof*
You: yay
You: ponychan?
Stranger: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html
Stranger: iv met you before!
You: YES
Stranger: xD
You: omg hey
Stranger: sup brony
You: everything great
You: lol
You: same thread
You: that's pretty rare
Stranger: oolololol
You: who gonna post this conv? lol
Stranger: to lazy
You: well i will lol
You: say hi again to ponychan
You: xD
You: that's really rare to met somepony again.
Stranger: strange..
Stranger: MORE PARASPRITING..ILL TTYL!! XD brohoof*
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Rainbow Blast 07 Nov 2011 07:32:43 GMT No.2511583

OMFG GUYS I JUST FOUND MYSELF ON OMEGLE!!!! UPLOADING A VID RIGHT NOW.

dash-ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh.mp3

Rainbow Blast 07 Nov 2011 07:52:14 GMT No.2511584

HERE'S THE VID:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0iPBAZEd0

Anonymous 07 Nov 2011 08:17:39 GMT No.2511586

vid's up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C32Yv9JKEE

Anonymous 09 Nov 2011 02:14:32 GMT No.2511607

uestion to discuss:
Favorite site? What do you think about REDTUBE or pornhub?
You: PONYCHAN
Stranger: Equestriadaily is best website
Stranger: fair enough
You: i love eqd too
You: good shit man
Stranger: and Favorite pony?
You: fluttershy?
You: you
Stranger: silly stranger! thats not how you spell Applejack!
You: lol well played
You: so how long have you been into pony
You: stuff
Stranger: since july I think
Stranger: you?
You: cool but why do you like aj thats not a very common choise
You: not hateing
Stranger: rarity is the least common
You: really?
Stranger: because she's cute and hardworking, HONEST :D and also because I find her accent so adorable
Stranger: fluttershy is just a moeblob
You: a what?
Stranger: moeblob
Stranger: a big ball of everything cute
You: tis true
Stranger: but she can be annoyingly cute
You: agreed
Stranger: :3
You: funny thing is i got a aj toy today :)
Stranger: Rainbowdash doesn't have that down to earth feeling either
You: FUCK HER
Stranger: RD?
You: hate rbd
Stranger: why?
You: its not that strong of a dislike i was a little over dramatic but i just can"t relate so that puts m off
You: me
Stranger: what?
You: i just cant relate to her
Stranger: fair enough
You: mmhhmm
Stranger: what about Pinky?
You: second fav
Stranger: second worst
Stranger: RD is second fav
You: oh? why
Stranger: pinkie seems annoying energetic and feels like if she was in a real dire situation she'd be useless
You: ya but thats why i like the show becase they all have flaws and strengths and weakneses
Stranger: the flaws make it good
Stranger: however that leaked song...
Stranger: that song was awesome for my opinion on pinkie
You: i love it lisening to it for the 400th time right now
Stranger: lol
Stranger: have it on repeat on endlessyoutube?
Stranger: might be endlessvideo
Stranger: ya it's Endlessvideo
You: nope just F5 like a mad man
Stranger: lol
You: yupp
Stranger: Ee'yup
You: lol i love findeing bronies on this site
Stranger: so do I
Stranger: I found a brony not to long ago and we were MLPing it up like nothing mattered at all
You: very cool
Stranger: to easy
You: the spy is prolly like WTF
Stranger: nah, he left the second we mentioned MLP
You: so the first line :)
Stranger: first line?
Stranger: Ponychan?
Stranger: I've never been there
You: oh really its good for conversation
Stranger: maybe I should cheek it out and give my new theory on dinky
Stranger: and derpy
You: what is that
Stranger: well did you see that dinky had a sister in the new episode that wasn't derpy right?
You: yupp
Stranger: well you see, I had this idea that a long time ago, when derpy first got into the accedent that caused her derpyness, she was pregnate and lost the kid in the accedent.
Stranger: so she adopted that pony you see in the show
Stranger: later, after things had healed she had dinky
You: hmmmm
You: posible
You: but
You: i forgot what i was gonna say lol
Stranger: that sucks, I wanted some critisim
You: um it seems a little out of line with my head canon
Stranger: why?
Stranger: hello?
You: um i think she was born with her condition
Stranger: brain damage isn't usually born with and you survive to walk around
You: i also dont think derpy is retarded
Stranger: also acording to the fanon, she just loses focus every now and then. being derpy and all.
Stranger: it makes sense that she was in an accedent rather then born with it
Stranger: nah, derpy isn't retared
You: just wall eyed
Stranger: she wouldn't be able to be a mail carrier if she was
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: what else is tehre
Stranger: there*
You: yes anyway
You: umm i dont know fave episode
Stranger: crazy twilight
You: yes nightmare fule twi is pretty good but i like cutie mark cronicles
Stranger: best moment in MLP history: Fluttershy Massages a Bear
Stranger: CMC are good
Stranger: favorite non-mane 6 charactoir
Stranger: character*
You: ummmmmmm
You: damn
Stranger: mines Doctor Whooves
You: bon-bon & lyra
Stranger: followed by Lyra
Stranger: yay

Anonymous 09 Nov 2011 12:50:02 GMT No.2511614

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Question to discuss:
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Stranger 2 has disconnected

Kiba 09 Nov 2011 18:42:53 GMT No.2511616

looking for the elements of harmony, any idea?
Stranger 1: Easy
Stranger 1: Magic is the sixth
Stranger 2: Intervals are the shit mate
Stranger 2: intervalsi tell you
Stranger 1: Yeah
Stranger 1: goddamn intervals
Stranger 1: what have they ever done for us
Stranger 2: yea

Been a while, but I"m back. Brony+Convert=Woot XLR8R018 13 Nov 2011 05:24:41 GMT No.2511644

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Thoughts on the newest episode(My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Season 2: Episode 6: The Cutie Pox)? This chat will be posted on the archived omegle thread on ponychan so y'all should come say hi
Stranger 2: never saw it brony :/
Stranger 2: sorry matwe
Stranger 1: Say wut?
Stranger 2: I wil go watch it
Stranger 1: Can't wait to read my post on there!
Stranger 2: me too
Stranger 1: No intention of watching what ever that is though.
Stranger 2: looking it up on youtube right now
Stranger 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jKahZs6wy8
Stranger 1: I feel like I have to watch it now. :(
Stranger 2: There you go
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: Damn, that is looong.
Stranger 2: it's worth it
Stranger 2: the story is intense brotha
Stranger 1: BOWLING!
Stranger 2: FUCK YEAH'
Stranger 2: they don't give a fuck
Stranger 2: they'll prance around with their colourfull majestic erect horns
Stranger 2: poking anypony in their path
Stranger 1: Man, the white one is hawt.
Stranger 2: flying to save the universe and all that is good and cute
Stranger 1: I can't believe I am actually sat watching thiis.
Stranger 2: You're welcome
Stranger 1: I seriously no one decides to walk into my dorm right now.
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 1: hope*
Stranger 1: How far in are you?
Stranger 2: trying to find the ponychan omegle thread
Stranger 2: if it exists atm
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous 13 Nov 2011 12:57:32 GMT No.2511648

File: 132118905171.png (117.94 KB, 600x739, ovtavia dissapointed.png)

After literally twenty instant-disconnects and "NO"s at the mention of ponies, I gave up.

Anonpony!IdaGyIqi2c 13 Nov 2011 17:03:16 GMT No.2511649

>>11394

This asks for a google bomb. ^^

?AnonNyx?!7SWF404mpY 14 Nov 2011 02:20:31 GMT No.2511655

Question to discuss:
how can i get my ex-boyfriend back??

Stranger: Don't do it

Stranger: He's probably not worth it

Stranger: Ex boyfriends never are

You: Mhmm.

You: Never.

You: If they do take you back, they treat you like trash.

Stranger: Yep. ^

You: ...Soo.

You: Now that we answered that.

You: Wanna talk about....Idunno.

You: Are you a brony?

Stranger: Well I'm a girl but yeah lol

You: Pega-sister?

Stranger: Haha I like that

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: Also a Homestucker

You: Mmm.

You: Never watched Homestruck.

You: What's it about?

Stranger: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6

Stranger: It's a really interesting, slightly interactive comic

Stranger: About these kids who play a video game that actually causes the end of the world

You: ..Mhmm.

Stranger: So they work with an alien species called parasprites to help stop it

Stranger: In a nutshell lol

You: Sounds interesting.

You: You know, Your actually the first one not to ask "ASL"?

Stranger: I hate those three letters -.-

You: Yep.

You: Ohhh, Who's your favorite pony in MLP:FiM?

Stranger: Hmmmmm

Stranger: tie between Fluttershy and Rarity

Stranger: I'm obsessed with butterflies and Fluttershy is just too cute and Rarity appeals to the fashion designer in me lol

You: Oh hey, Is it okay if I post this conversation in a thread on Ponychan?

Stranger: Sure (:

You: Okayy.

You: They'll love it, Since I found another brony.

You: Er, Pega-sister.

Stranger: Lol

You: 'Kay so..I'm gonna go post this chat on Ponychan.

You: Nice talkin' with you.

Stranger: Same (:

You: 'Kay so, Have fun doing something else, 'Kay?

You have disconnected.
It was nice talking with her, Really fun.

Dammit, again! XLR8R018 15 Nov 2011 05:05:46 GMT No.2511662

Sorry, Telamon, our awesome conversation was lost because when I clicked download log, omegle loaded a blank screen. Hate when that happens.

Everlight Helios 16 Nov 2011 00:34:56 GMT No.2511674

File: 132140369440.png (133.83 KB, 1217x1077, EverLight_Helios_02.png)

YES, after hours of searching and hoping i found another brony!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Typically refers to 13-30 year old male fans of the 2010 reboot of the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but may also include females (see fillies).

Brony = Bro + Pony

While generally associated with a negative stereotype by outsiders, due to it's former 80's frilly girly-girl twinkle-toed tea-parties and all-female main casting, bronies are attracted to the new show by it's good animation, acting, writing, and humor.

Having once been on the outside, bronies can love and tolerate others until they themselves become bronies. However, haters gonna hate— most likely due to the fact that they have a masculinity inferiority complex, where they believe that if they watched My Little Pony, others like them will label them as an effeminate freak.
Stranger: hey
You: whoops
You: wrong ctrl+v
Stranger: are you a brony too?
You: haha, OF COURSE
Stranger: shoot what's the emoticaon for brohoof
You: /)(\\ < this one
You: but then with this:
You: /) (\\ FUCK YEAH!!!
Stranger: yes
You: fnally
You: after at least 30-40 people
You: a brony
Stranger: yeah i know
You: awesome
You: best pony?
Stranger: hmm tough choice
You: /)^3^(\\ < remind you of anypony?
Stranger: AJ = just plain awesome
Pinkie= party pony
TS= your regular rare cute female nerd
RD= 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat
Fluttershy= cuteness overload
Rarity=Rarity
Stranger: and yes
You: you are certainly true on all those points
You: but which pony most closely resembles you?
Stranger: um hmm i'd have to say Big Mac just cause i'm the strong silent type when around others however when i'm with friends i'm somewhere between Pinkie Pie and RD
Stranger: however all in all i'm most like TS
You: haha, that's awesome and weirdly amusing at the same time
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: what pony are you most like
You: At first i would say fluttershy, but that is mostly around girls i really like, i never dare to confess, and also when people get mad at me i just don't speak up, i just shy away and be silent...
You: But when around good friends and family I am pinky pie
You: And when needed I can be Rainbow Dash
You: Saving the day, cuz you know, what the hay
You: I am always Applejackian honest to everypony
You: I am a nerd, so in some ways i am twilight sparkle as well
Stranger: on a side i haven't seen the newest episode yet
You: Won't spoiler a thing
You: don't worry bout that
Stranger: k cool
Stranger: what secondary pony is the best in your opinion
You: hmmmm
You: well, if you count Zecura, then it would be a tie between Apple Bloom and Zecura
Stranger: what about Derpy or Doctor Hooves
You: Hmeh, not my cup of tea
Stranger: you don't like derpy? but she awesome
You: I like her, i mean, i fucking love everypony
You: but the best secondary pony is Apple Bloom for me, with Zecura
Stranger: i hate Rule 34
Stranger: in regards to MLP: FiM
You: haha, i don't care
You: I just ignore that shit
Stranger: yeah it's best to do that ok now fave episode
You: hmmmm
You: that's a tough question
You: let me think
You: why don't you tell yours first
Stranger: personally i like the finale episode of season 1cause fluttershy goes bat shit crazy however i love the Sonic rainboom episode
You: I am in doubt
Stranger: why?
You: Cutie mark chronicles, winter wrap up and Bridle Gossip are my favorites
Stranger: solid
Stranger: i've got a soft spot for fluttershy
You: me too
You: which brony doesn't?
You: haha, now im thinking about flutterguy
You: "I don't wanna talk about it..."
Stranger: yes
You: btw, what is the best website for bronies?
Stranger: um personal bias i'd have to say memebase's bronie section
Stranger: and that's how it's spelt on the site
You: do you even know ponychan?
Stranger: yes i do
You: Because this will be posted in the Omegle thread in the archive!
Stranger: YES!
You: My name on the site is Everlight Helios
You: Keep a lookout for it!
Stranger: how does one find out their pony name?
You: I did not find out, I created my own
You: http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904
You: go there, try to capture your own person in a pony
You: your very core
You: think of a name for that pony
You: and there you have your pony name!
Stranger: ok
You: And seriously, go check ponychan more often, it's better...
Stranger: yeah ok
You: and very good stories...
You: especially this one: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/2482937.html
You: I dare you to read that, with the music on, and not cry
You: post results in that thread, mention my Pony name so i can find your post
You: I have got to go now
Stranger: ok yeah no problem
You: brohoof out
You: /)
Stranger: (\\
You: aw yeah
You have disconnected.

Thnx for this Awesome Convo Stranger! plz post here so i can know your Pony Name!

Blazing Blizzard 16 Nov 2011 01:33:54 GMT No.2511676

@Everlight Helios you can call me Blazing Blizzard (describes me pretty much perfectly) and yeah that was an awesome convo

FIRST POST EP-PayPhone!jC/d9lOk.c 16 Nov 2011 03:36:12 GMT No.2511680

SUCCESS

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Friendship is Magic
Stranger: MLP!
You: OMG!
You: SUCCESS!
Stranger: :D
You: :DDDD
Stranger: have you been trying to see who would get it?
You: yep
Stranger: you found one who does
You: you watch?
Stranger: only the first season so far
You: I'm kind of new
You: up to 21 :p
You: ponychan, equestria daily?
Stranger: yep
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380+50.html
You: :D
Stranger: bronie?
You: yes
Stranger: brohoof
You: *brohoof*
Stranger: correction: BROHOOF!
You: it's taken ages to find somepony to reconise
Stranger: yep, it has
Stranger: i never thought id meet one on here
You: me neither
You: favorite pony??
Stranger: fluttershy
Stranger: urs?
You: TRIXIE
You: :D
Stranger: =D
You: read any good fanfics lately
Stranger: i actually havent thought about that, are there any good ones?
You: uhh
You: I tend to avoid grimdark lol :p
Stranger: lol
You: new story updates just posted
You: <insert link to Story Updates November 16th (Night)>
Stranger: cool
You: omg
You: i got fourth comment XD
You: would have gotten second if i didnt have to make an account right on the spot
Stranger: is this going to appear on ponychan?
You: never posted there
You: would want want it to?
Stranger: sure
You: alright
You: I don't know how to though
You: lemme look it up
You: how do i download the log
Stranger: i dunno
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EP-PayPhone!jC/d9lOk.c 16 Nov 2011 03:38:39 GMT No.2511681

SUCCESS

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Friendship is Magic
Stranger: MLP!
You: OMG!
You: SUCCESS!
Stranger: :D
You: :DDDD
Stranger: have you been trying to see who would get it?
You: yep
Stranger: you found one who does
You: you watch?
Stranger: only the first season so far
You: I'm kind of new
You: up to 21 :p
You: ponychan, equestria daily?
Stranger: yep
You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380+50.html
You: :D
Stranger: bronie?
You: yes
Stranger: brohoof
You: *brohoof*
Stranger: correction: BROHOOF!
You: it's taken ages to find somepony to reconise
Stranger: yep, it has
Stranger: i never thought id meet one on here
You: me neither
You: favorite pony??
Stranger: fluttershy
Stranger: urs?
You: TRIXIE
You: :D
Stranger: =D
You: read any good fanfics lately
Stranger: i actually havent thought about that, are there any good ones?
You: uhh
You: I tend to avoid grimdark lol :p
Stranger: lol
You: new story updates just posted
You: <insert link to nov 16 story updates>
Stranger: cool
You: omg
You: i got fourth comment XD
You: would have gotten second if i didnt have to make an account right on the spot
Stranger: is this going to appear on ponychan?
You: never posted there
You: would want want it to?
Stranger: sure
You: alright
You: I don't know how to though
You: lemme look it up
You: how do i download the log
Stranger: i dunno
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Walter!g.BisHOpSQ 16 Nov 2011 03:51:18 GMT No.2511682

File: 132141547216.jpg (137.86 KB, 1147x529, omegle bananas mlp.jpg)

I did that stupid 'BANANAS' thing on Omegle out of boredom. As soon as I decided to do it, I got a guy saying that he'd answer questions. I was all like 'Hell yes'.

Walter!g.BisHOpSQ 16 Nov 2011 03:52:44 GMT No.2511683

File: 132141556000.jpg (531.59 KB, 1069x1977, omegle mlp bananas mythic m im…)

I did it a second time and got this guy, talking about the 'Mythic M'. Does anypony know what that is?

I was planning on just doing my normal 'TO THE MOOOOON' and disconnecting, but this guy was actually pretty interesting, so I decided to press on until he left.

Rough Cut 16 Nov 2011 18:18:36 GMT No.2511686

File: 132146751332.jpg (495.12 KB, 1208x506, bro.jpg)

...close enough! possible joining of the herd! :D

Everlight Helios 16 Nov 2011 18:55:29 GMT No.2511687

File: 132146972706.png (133.83 KB, 1217x1077, EverLight_Helios_02.png)

Possible convert? sorry it's a bit lengthy!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: brony?
Stranger: brony?
You:
Typically refers to 13-30 year old male fans of the 2010 reboot of the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but may also include females (see fillies).

Brony = Bro + Pony

While generally associated with a negative stereotype by outsiders, due to it's former 80's frilly girly-girl twinkle-toed tea-parties and all-female main casting, bronies are attracted to the new show by it's good animation, acting, writing, and humor.

Having once been on the outside, bronies can love and tolerate others until they themselves become bronies. However, haters gonna hate— most likely due to the fact that they have a masculinity inferiority complex, where they believe that if they watched My Little Pony, others like them will label them as an effeminate freak.
You: again i ask, brony?
Stranger: oooh, i have a friend whos a brony
Stranger: but no, not me
You: no? why not?
You: have you watched it yet?
Stranger: nah, havent had time
You: time for omegle? time to watch My Little Pony!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAM9C_Ik_QU
You: that's the first episode
You: just try it
Stranger: You have a valid point, sir
You: you will see ;)
Stranger: is it on tv?
You: yeah, but on tv they are already at season 2
You: so you need to catch up!
Stranger: alrighty, ill download it then
You: okey, ponychan.net gives lots of answers
Stranger: k
You: do you know 4chan?
Stranger: yeah
You: ponychan is like 100 times better with only sugary sweetness inside and plentiful people who will only love and tolerate you, and not be stupid like those arses at /b/ :D
You: there is a thread on there at http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/11380.html
Stranger: i dont go onto /b/ anymore, its gotten stupid
You: My Brony name is Everlight Helios, i will post this conversation there!
You: that's what i mean
You: don't go to /b/, go to ponychan
You: everything on there is good
You: and sometimes silly, but in a good way, and sometimes real sad, but in a good way too...
Stranger: o.O
You: so plz, enrich your life, go watch My Little Pony! and then go to ponychan!
You: and then we will al go like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTZctTG6cE
Stranger: I'll think about it ^^
You: haha, you do that now!
Stranger: ok, see ya
You: see ya!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL I"m the spy EP-PayPhone!jC/d9lOk.c 17 Nov 2011 00:23:06 GMT No.2511689

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You like ponies?
Stranger 2: Yez.
Stranger 1: yes! BRONY 4 LIFE
Stranger 1: rainbow dash ftw
Stranger 2: My little brother's a brony.
Stranger 2: It's adorable.
Stranger 2: But yeah, Rainbow Dash is boss.
Stranger 1: indeed
Stranger 1 has disconnected

uhm? EP-PayPhone!jC/d9lOk.c 17 Nov 2011 00:30:34 GMT No.2511690

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You like ponies? PonyChan challenge.
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: i prefer Thundercats
Stranger 2: ponys hav gross purple dicks
You have disconnected.

Everlight Helios 17 Nov 2011 00:51:43 GMT No.2511691

File: 132149110213.png (133.83 KB, 1217x1077, EverLight_Helios_02.png)

Found another one!
At first I was like, lol fuck you OP, but then bronies and love and tolerance all day...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Please type a complete and coherent sentence.
You: again
You: i just did
You: with all the drama
Stranger: i CANT THINK OF ONE,
You: and stuff
You: well, you will be happy to know OP, that i did not kill myself
You: but now i will
Stranger: wHAT,
You: goodbye...
Stranger: nO,
You: what?
Stranger: dONT KILL YOURSELF,
You: what do i have to live for?
Stranger: i CARE ABOUT YOU,
Stranger: eVEN THOUGH, i DONT KNOW YOU,
You: wHY ARE YOU WRITING IN CAPSLOCK?
Stranger: tHAT IS, hOW I TYPE,
You: THAT IS NOT NORMAL
Stranger: tELL ME, aBOUT YOURSELF,
You: chill out
You: im not gonna kill myself
Stranger: oH, oK,
Stranger: cARRY ON, tHEN,
You: was just messin with OP
Stranger: wHAT A RELIEF,
You: but now you ruined it
You: :(
Stranger: sORRY,
Stranger: }:(
You: no matter
You: hey, are you perhaps a brony?
Stranger: wHY, yES,
You: okey...
You: then i must sincerely say
You: GIVE ME THAT BROHOOF!!!
Stranger: aW, yEAH,
You: *BROHOOF!!*
Stranger: *bROHOOF,*
You: awesome
You: what would be better is this
You: /)
You: and that you respond with
You: (\\
You: and then fuck yeah
Stranger: yEAH,
Stranger: lETS, dO THAT,
You: BROHOOF!
You: /)
Stranger: (\\
You: YEAH
Stranger: fUCK YEAH,
You: EXPLOSIONS OF MAGIC ALL OVER THE PLACE
Stranger: mIRACLES IS WHAT,
You: friendship is what!
Stranger: mAGIC,
Stranger: hARMONY,
Stranger: aLL THAT, sHIT,
You: best pony?
Stranger: fLUTTERSHY,
You: YES
You: EPIC BROHOOF
You: /)
Stranger: (\\
You: EVEN BIGGER EXPLOSIONS OF MAGIC
You: best website for bronies?
Stranger: /cO/
You: HA! NO!
Stranger: aW, sHIT,
You: ponychan.net
You: GO THERE, BE A BRONY
You: LOVE AND TOLERATE THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYPONY
Stranger: aLRIGHT,
You: EVERYPONY LOVES AND TOLERATES BACK
You: >BEST
You: >CHAN
You: >EVER
You: period.
Stranger: /)
You: (\\
Stranger: bOOYAH,
You: BOOYAH
You: Bye now, gotta sleep
You: will put this in omegle thread
Stranger: aDIOS, tOREADOR, }:)
You: on ponychan
You: Name on ponychan is Everlight Helios
You: Check it!
You: BYE!
Stranger: oK,
Stranger: bYE,
You have disconnected.

im getting lucky EP-PayPhone!jC/d9lOk.c 17 Nov 2011 00:57:43 GMT No.2511693

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: you like ponies?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: are you a bronie? :o
You: YES
Stranger: :O
You: hbu
Stranger: I haven't seen much of the show
Stranger: but I like twilight
Stranger: Because I love purple
You: ok cool :p
You: took long enough to find somepony who knew what a brony was
You: other than misreading it as horny
Stranger: lmao!
Stranger: Haha, I dunno, I would think I could find somepony quick... Maybe
Stranger: show's pretty popular
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: there is nothing but horny people here
You: ight
Stranger: so yeah haha
You: can I post this on ponychan :3
Stranger: lmao sure no prob
You: okayyyyy
You: well have a nice day
Stranger: you too :3
You have disconnected.

EP-PayPhone!jC/d9lOk.c 17 Nov 2011 01:14:15 GMT No.2511694

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Calm down You gentletrolls and i'll buy you something...
You: ok
You: ok done
You: u like ponies?
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: you like ponies?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: are you a bronie? :o
You: YES
Stranger: :O
You: hbu
Stranger: I haven't seen much of the show
Stranger: but I like twilight
Stranger: Because I love purple
You: ok cool :p
You: took long enough to find somepony who knew what a brony was
You: other than misreading it as horny
Stranger: lmao!
Stranger: Haha, I dunno, I would think I could find somepony quick... Maybe
Stranger: show's pretty popular
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: there is nothing but horny people here
You: ight
Stranger: so yeah haha
You: can I post this on ponychan :3
Stranger: lmao sure no prob
You: okayyyyy
You: well have a nice day
Stranger: you too :3
You have disconnected.
Stranger: ..
Stranger: FLUTTERSHY
You: OMG
Stranger: :#
Stranger: i love
Stranger: MLP
Stranger: and homestuck o.o..
You: I LOVE MLP
Stranger: IM A BRONIETROLL
You: ME TOo
You: OMG
You: <33
You: this going on ponychan k :D
Stranger: KKK
Stranger: :3
You: you have a name there?
Stranger: im gonna say something..
Stranger: No D:.
Stranger: lemme write something quick
You: aight
You: lagtype :o
You: u paraspriting me aint you
You: :x
Stranger: Gamzee: HeY wAnT a...WhAt ThE fUcK? Pinkie: Hiya Stranger*bounces up and boy*You must be new around here,i never see you before! Omgosh! i better get you to meet everypony!!*runs to sugarcuve corner* Gamzee:.........WaIt......WhAt....HoNk :o)
You: oic
You: reading
Stranger: Down*
You: lol
You: XD
Stranger: squee
You: i have a story
You: i wrote earlier
Stranger: ReAlLy?
You: One day trixie came back to ponyville

she went to twilights tree house

she knocked on the door and spike answered

"sorry, the libraryis not open rite now... oh its you..."
trixie said "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMEANDS TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S
PRESENCE"

twilight said ok

the next day they had an epic ninja naruto fight but with magic and
trixie totaly pwnd twilight with her shadow clone magic
and twilight was all like "OMG THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE IS INDEED
GREAT AND POWERFUL I AM NOT WORTHY IN THE PRESENCE OF HER POWERFULLNESS

and trixie said "i knoW i am best pony u can be second best"
so they fell in loev happy ever after
Stranger: WhAt?
You: uliek
Stranger: NeEdS mOrE tAvRoS...
Stranger: .....Squee!
You: :D
Stranger: :3 i loved it
You: nyanyanyanyanyanyanyan
Stranger: NyANnYaNnYaNnYaN...
Stranger: HoNk :o)
You: ololololooll
Stranger: NeEdS mOrE fAyGo,,,
You: u like trains
You: ?
You: awe
You: well
You: gtglool
You: cya
Stranger: .k
Stranger: Byeeh
You have disconnected.

Giggle 17 Nov 2011 10:02:46 GMT No.2511699

Here is the entire conversation https://docs.google.com/document/d/167avnfH03V4gTvJHStw5orf9hKKbsyzHSgScG1uccmI/edit

Excerpts from a face off between a supporter of the Solar Empire and the Lunar Republic:

Stranger: Have you accepted Princess Celestia as your lord and savior today?
You: No I am in the Lunar Republic
Stranger: Then prepare to die, rebel
You: We will Fight in the TRUE Princess' name!
You: no it is you who shall perish servant of a tyrant
...

You: Zecorah is wise
Stranger: Have you not seen the Zecora Witch Project documentary?
You: she lives in harmony with the forest as we can learn to
You: more propaganda from your princess
You: I spit on her name
Stranger: And I spit in your mane.
Stranger: Good day sir!
Stranger: Oh I forgot, you hate the sun
Stranger: Criminal scum.
You: I wish you to be banished to the sun you so cherish
Stranger: I wish you to find yourself in Pinkie's basement
You: I wish you to find yourself encased in stone
You: displayed like a trophy
Stranger: I wish you to find yourself in a dragon's cave
Stranger: no escape
You: I wish for you to find yourself trapped in your princess' royal maze
You: another example of her excess
Stranger: I wish you to find yourself on the moon
Stranger: the satanic symbol you so cherish
You: I wish you to find your self in the torture chambers your princess maintains
Stranger: I wish that too......
Stranger: er
Stranger: I mean
You: lol
Stranger: I have to go

Kind of weird. EP-PayPhone!jC/d9lOk.c 17 Nov 2011 23:47:48 GMT No.2511703

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
discussion topic : achoo
You: RAINBOW DASH!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: PINKIE PIE IS BEST PONY
You: OMG
You: omg.
Stranger: NO. FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY
You: NO
You: TRIXIE!
Stranger: NO. DITZY DOO
You: NO DERPY
You: lolol
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Applejack?
You: meh
You: nothing against her
You: just nothing to relate to
Stranger: Twilight Sparkle, perhaps?
You: all the stories have her in it
You: lul
Stranger: Except episode 5
Stranger: Of season 2
You: im only up to ep 22 :x
Stranger: Wait for the next season. Its gonna be SO AWESOME
Stranger: According to Rainbow dash
You: lauren faust is leaving tho
You: :|
Stranger: Damn, really?
You: yea
You: well
You: that's what I heard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG SAME GUY EP-PayPhone!jC/d9lOk.c 18 Nov 2011 00:03:21 GMT No.2511705

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Latinos and blacks are looking better than us!!! Step it up white people!!!
You: RAINBOW DASH
Stranger: Pinkie Pie is best pony
You: ...
You: really?
Stranger: Yes, really
You: are you the same guy
You: ?
Stranger: ...yes
You: .....
You: what are the chances of that
You: ??
You: 1 in 15,000?
Stranger: Well, its happened to me before
You: oh cool.
You: both of these convos going on ponychan btw.
Stranger: Awesome!
Stranger: Whats that?
You: uhh
You: pony forum or something
Stranger: Oh, cool
You: www.ponychan.net
You: kinda like equestria daily
You: you know what that is?
Stranger: Kinda
Stranger: Yeah, Ive been to EQD Before
You: oh cool
Stranger: I always look for Fan fics to read from there
You: yeh same
You: im reading the
You: one where this guy turns into a pony
You: and he smokes alot
You: :D
Stranger: But not so much recently. I just watch the episodes now
You: i need to catch up :p
Stranger: And Fan art on DeviantART
You: i discovered ponies like, a month ago o.o
Stranger: Damn, your pretty late
You: i know, hey
Stranger: But so am I. I found Ponies in June.
You: i don't know if i'm too young to be considered a brony though o.o
Stranger: Why, how old are you?
You: I'm only 13 lol.
Stranger: Wanna know a secret?
You: will it ruin my life?
Stranger: Im 13 too
You: oh cool :D
Stranger: Im in 8th grade
You: me too
You: i can never find the time to cap my all letters
You: :x
Stranger: Hmmm
You: Alright
You: Starting now
You: I'll cap these letters.
You: Lol
Stranger: Sounds good to me. But this is the internet, not North Korea
Stranger: You can type how you want
You: i guess
You: so much for that
You: :d
Stranger: Oh well
You: i still use caps occasionaly
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: So... besides ponies, what else do you like?
You: uhm
You: ...
You: I play video games sometimes i guess
Stranger: Xbox?
You: No, sorry
You: :c
Stranger: Playstation?
You: yep
You: inb4ps3 hate
Stranger: So, you own a Ps3?
You: yep
Stranger: Whats it like?
You: uhm
You: not much different from xbox
Stranger: I only own a Ps2
You: oh i see
You: um
You: I honestly have to say
Stranger: Can you use Ps2 games on the Ps3?
You: yes
You: only the 1st gen ps3 though
Stranger: Damn. Thats like the xbox
You: yeh i know
Stranger: So, what did ya have to say?
You: uhm
You: I was gonna say
You: not much difference
You: between the two
Stranger: Ok
You: just the games
You: and online multiplayer
Stranger: Ok
You: but I like ponies better
You: :P
Stranger: Ponies FTW
You: I wonder if the spy is still here :D
Stranger: Probably not
You: yeah, lol
Stranger: I love to piss off the Spy
You: how so
You: just spam or something?
Stranger: Whenever he asks a question, I just say Hi and ignore his question
You: lol
Stranger: I also spam
You: I got spammed by this guy earlier
You: :p
Stranger: Posting jibberish
Stranger: What did he say?
You: uhm
You: he told me he could leave his computer on all day
Stranger: Wierd...
You: I was like,
You: I'm watching ponies atm, i wont disconnect
Stranger: Me neither. Im gonna go play CIV
You: alright
You: bye

Me being asker A Wild Desu 18 Nov 2011 01:11:26 GMT No.2511706

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
poniesponiesponiesponiesponiesponies
Stranger 1: YES
Stranger 2: NO
Stranger 1: MLPFIM
Stranger 2: I AM TIRED OF PONIES
Stranger 1: What?!
Stranger 2: MY SISTER WON"T STOP WATCHING THAT STUPID PONY SHOW
Stranger 1: IT IS NOT STUPID.
Stranger 2: Its like pony ville or some shit
Stranger 2: how old are you??
Stranger 1: Ponyville. 18
Stranger 2: only little fucking kids like that shit
Stranger 1: Nope.
Stranger 2: Im 15 and sooo over ponies
Stranger 1: Well, sucks for you, bitch.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Walter!g.BisHOpSQ 18 Nov 2011 01:51:43 GMT No.2511707

File: 132158110280.jpg (14.49 KB, 364x426, Happy - patting a tarp (EP1).j…)

>>2511691
Haha, he was roleplaying as Tavros!

A brony version of Tavros!

Who goes to /co/!

Walter!g.BisHOpSQ 24 Nov 2011 23:36:40 GMT No.2511767

File: 132217779638.jpg (164.17 KB, 1063x450, Omegle breakout kids show.jpg)

I asked for their favourite recent kids show, stopping once one of them reached 20. 6 of them voted for Homestuck, despite the fact that it isn't a kids show, or one of the options I offered...

Raharu 25 Nov 2011 03:47:44 GMT No.2511769

File: 132219286302.png (188.19 KB, 500x297, 132071572470.png)

Stranger: wanna skype naked?

You: Nah

You: Wanna talk about my little pony?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Raharu 25 Nov 2011 05:33:35 GMT No.2511770

File: 132219921515.png (152.45 KB, 320x320, 83561 - artist rainbow rainbow…)

Everlight Helios 29 Nov 2011 00:01:14 GMT No.2511899

Funny how chats can derail so often in one chat! :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN!
You: ok seriously
You: are there ever any good questions out here?
Stranger: First thing that popped into my head was Rainbow Dash, but alright
You: rainbow dash!
Stranger: Yes, I'm a brony
You: dude, Fluttershy is best pony
Stranger: I'm constantly torn between RD and Flutters
You: btw
You: *epic brohoof time*
You: /)
Stranger: *EPIC BROHOOF*
Stranger: *random explosion*
You: (go for (\\
You: /)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: (|
Stranger: GAH
You: ow no
Stranger: (\\
You: YES
You: THAT IS IT
Stranger: lol, type fail
You: *random second explosion
You: *
Stranger: And that's how Equestria was made
You: btw
You: ever think that equestria was the world of ponies?
You: or is it a land?
Stranger: Idk, that's an interesting thought
Stranger: Regardless, I wish I could live there
You: Well, in the first episode
You: they say in the very first sentence
You: "A long time ago, in the land of equestria..."
You: Land
You: but...
You: then, what is the world called?
Stranger: who knows
You: Is it earth
You: ?
You: in a time long forgotten, or in a time to come?
Stranger: *strokes beard in thought*
You: are the dragons in equestria the dragons known in ancient folklore?
Stranger: Idk
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8er83h9Bbn8
You: Or are the ponies some freak mutation of the species we now know as horses
You: caused by nuclear war?
You: ow dear god?
You: are we heading for an unescapable doom?
You: or did the ponies forget who they were over millions of years of time?
Stranger: Not a clue
You: and wait...
You: Is celestia Really bringing the sun out at night, or is it like the ancient eqyptians believed one of their gods rose

the sun?
You: *at dawn*
You: ow man
You: conspiracies all over the place
Stranger: Just remember
Stranger: it's a cartoon
You: true
You: btw, best website for bronies?
Stranger: Equestria Daily is a good one imo
You: ah true, but a better one is ponychan!
You: and there is an omegle thread there!
Stranger: (shrug) Never got into it
You: and I will post it there!
You: Muahaha!
Stranger: lol
You: just so you know...
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: lol
You: anyway, on a side note
You: has there ever been a good question here on omegle?
Stranger: Not really
Stranger: It's just funny to parasprite people
You: Because I sure did never see one
You: true
You: that's certainly true
You: who is Rainbow Rumpus btw?
Stranger: Not a clue
You: hmm, google says it's a kids magazine online...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I gtg fellow brony
Stranger: nice chattin
You: no problem
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TracerBullet 29 Nov 2011 16:23:59 GMT No.2511902

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: /)^3^(\\

Stranger: hey

You: Hey...

Stranger: hey

You: Hay.

Stranger: how are ya?

You: Ahm all right.

Stranger: sweet

You: How 'r you?

Stranger: Good thanks bored and horny, dunno why how about you?

You: Well, ahm kinda tired.

Stranger: ye same here a little

You: Been buckin' apples all day.

Stranger: haha cool =)

You: That kinda excercise tires a pony out.

Stranger: I can see

Stranger: so holw are u and where are u from?

You: Ahm Applejack, from Sweet Aplle Acres, in Ponyville.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TracerBullet 29 Nov 2011 17:28:41 GMT No.2511903

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Ponies

Stranger: hi...decent guy here...

You: ponis everywhere

Stranger: pls get matured

You: lolwhat

Stranger: don't do this

Stranger: say ponies

You: But I like MLP...

You: I just wish everypony else did too

You: he world would be better

Stranger: MLP?

You: &the#

You: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Stranger: -_-

Stranger: how old u?

Stranger: like 6?

You: 17.

Stranger: oh fuck

Stranger: really?

You: Liking MLP is just liek liking anything else.

You: Except the other people who do are nicer.

Stranger: i don't really get u dear

Stranger: grow up and start liking movies

You: I like movies.

You: Inception was god.

You: *good

Stranger: and u like ponies too?

Stranger: how can u like inception and poniesat the sa,e time?

Stranger: *same

You: yo dawg, i herd you liked ponies

You: so we put ponies in yo dreams so you can pony while u dream

Stranger: is this like another person?

You: You're talking to a real, live, breathing human

Stranger: i know

You: There's more of us than you think.

Stranger: a GUY who liikes ponies..

Stranger: lol

Stranger: rofl

You: We're called Bronies, and there are THOUSANDS of us.

Stranger: do u like comb their hair n all?

You: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/

You: I like the show

You: I don't collect the toys

You: There are one or two I might get, if I can get away with it, but only because I like the characters.

Stranger: man maybe sm1 else'll join

Stranger: u wont get me

You: Ok.

You: Just so long as I got the chance.

You: If you don't want to, that's fine.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sorry, triple post, but I converted a HATER. TracerBullet 29 Nov 2011 21:18:54 GMT No.2511906

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Fuck you everypony. I'm a brony now because of you people. You suck.

You: Aww...

You: :C

Stranger: fight it dude

Stranger: FIGHT IT

Stranger: SCREW THE BRONIES

You: I accept my broneydom.

Stranger: no!

Stranger: screw you too

You: If you're not one, that's fine, but just leave us alone

Stranger: your a fucking plague

Stranger: no you leave us alone

You: I never did anything.

Stranger: youre the ones pushing it in everypony elses faces

You: It's like anal: you gotta try it at lewast once#

You: *least

You: :3

Stranger: you a bunch of sick, over femminized nipple clamp loving flank plug up the flank hambones

You: Jeez, rage much?

Stranger: GET THIS GUY OFF ENGINEER

Stranger: GET HIS OOOOFF

Stranger: IM DONE WITH THIS CRAP

You: loling at your rage

You: you're like the third in a row

Stranger: not getting the ghost referance get?

Stranger: seriously?

You: did you just talk in a convo involving pinkie pie?

Stranger: your a bronie and your not getting my ghost refertance?

Stranger: and no

You: I'm not getting it

Stranger: to be honest i prefer fluttershy

You: She's adorable.

Stranger: im no bronie. but i can agree with that....

You: Probably becaue she keeps out of everypony's face right?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i mean. *IIINNNNHHHAAAALLLLLEEEE* "yehy"

You: I'd love to see a fight between you and rainbow dash...

Stranger: lol

You: Especially since it would almost certainly happen if you met

Stranger: yes it would, if i, a human, met a talking blue rainbow mained pony it would end in a fight.

You: I reckon you'd have a boxing glove cutie mark.

You: Or a terollface.

You: *paraspriteface

Stranger: good god.

Stranger: hey!

Stranger: i see what your doing

Stranger: its that bronie plague!

Stranger: ah

You: I didn't notice I was doing it

Stranger: its infecting me now.

Stranger: goddamnit

You: you started talking about it of your own free will

You: you mentioned fluttershy

You: i went with it

Stranger: oh noes.

You: It's only a plague if you fight it.

You: Let it envelop you.

You: Be happy.

You: I've become about 50% happier since watching the show

You: tru story

You: I smile moere.

You: *more

Stranger: ....uh oh. my mind = blown, cos i find myself at least 20% happyer when i stumble across clips of it...

Stranger: AH

Stranger: ANOTHER REFERANCE

You: Mission complete.

You: This is going straight on ponychan.

Stranger: i hav fhelled as a speehs mahreen

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sNPKg0gkmc

You: WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF

You: oK, i ONLY KNOW THAT FROM TVTROPES

You: oops

Stranger: oh god

You: It's like brain diabetes

You: the somng

Stranger: yes. yes it is

You: and video

You: I'm grinning right now from about 5 seconds of the video

Stranger: very well. i shall grant you ONE brohoof.

You: *brohooooof*

You: Welcome to the herd.

Stranger: well im off to come to terms with the shame and try to overcome it

You: Heh.

Stranger: good day

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

yay Julyshy 29 Nov 2011 22:02:13 GMT No.2511907

Talk to strangers!
15,127 strangers online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: BRONY?

Stranger: Excuse me?

You: Yes yes?

Stranger: Yessaa

You: yay a brony

You: Fluttershy: yay

Stranger: I heart rarity

You: I heart Lyra :P

You: And rarity.

Stranger: Rainbow dash ftw

You: Spitfire too :L

Captain Bill the Brony CO, NDAS Anarchy 01 Dec 2011 07:53:44 GMT No.2511920

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there!
You: HEYA
You: you are SUPPOSED to say hi
You: it says right there, "Say hi"
You: why did you disobey instructions?
You: ARE YOU A SPY?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Captain Bill the Brony CO, NDAS Anarchy 01 Dec 2011 08:57:11 GMT No.2511921

Stranger: i am back
Stranger: u r so nice
Stranger: still here
You: yup
Stranger: how do u spend your spare time?
You: Watching My Little Pony, playing League of Legends, hanging out with friends, and browsing the interwebs
You: The ususal
Stranger: and now i'm watch BRIEF ENCOUNTER
You: OH KAY
Stranger: u have a pony?
Stranger: cool..
You: no, no I don not
You: *do not
You: it is a little girls television show for TRUE MEN
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u can laugh at me again
You: You can laugh at me for being an 18 year old male and watching a show aimed at little girls
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok it is interesting
You: got it out of your system? Yes. It is the best animated show of the decade, in my opinion
Stranger: yes..
Stranger: i will watch it
You: good to know

My first encounter I bothered to save beerpony 03 Dec 2011 20:17:17 GMT No.2511940

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
do you like tumblr? ;)

Stranger: fuck. yes.

You: never used it

You: BUT

You: I LIKE THE PONY ONES

Stranger: OMG YOU LIKE PONIES?

You: yes

Stranger: ....excellent.

You: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

Stranger: *SQUUEEEEE*

You: WOO A BRONY

Stranger: AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

You: fav?

You: pony

Stranger: hmmm,
thats a tricky one,
i'd have to say it was either twilight pinkie or fluttershy,

Stranger: *it is

You: Fluttershy!!

You: yay

Stranger: LOUDER!

You: yay

Stranger: your gonna cheer for me like that? louder§!

You: GAASP

You: ....................................................................yay

Stranger: *falls over* urrrrrgh.

You: too loud?

You: SHE IS SO DAMN CUTE

Stranger: yes. she. is.
badass too!

Stranger: -lesson zero in the bear battle scene as an example

You: lol yea that was funnny

Stranger: FATALITY.

Stranger: haha yea XD

You: i haven't watched the latest episode yet

You: have yo?

Stranger: me either.
=|

Stranger: kinda been busy with 3 massive assignments.

You: LOL

You: i know how you feel

Stranger: plus studieing for next weeks exams...

Stranger: taking a break for the rest of the night XD

You: that was me lasr week

Stranger: iye, ....welp computers over heating....

You: oh no

Stranger: don't want it to melt down so i should shut it off.

You: is it a macbook pro?

Stranger: no its a pc,

You: oh wekll this was a good chat

You: you leaving?

Stranger: ....kinda have too, its probably gonna crash in the next 30 seconds

You: then we will wait it out

Stranger: yea i guess so

Stranger: would suck if it suddenly disconnecte

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pinkiepie<3 04 Dec 2011 16:21:46 GMT No.2511955

>>11386
hahaha!!! ^^ looool

pinkiepie<3 04 Dec 2011 16:24:50 GMT No.2511956

File: 132301588875.jpg (119.18 KB, 1095x730, 132023291004.jpg)

>>11386
hahaha!!! ^^ looool

Killjoy1221 04 Dec 2011 19:29:44 GMT No.2511957

File: 132302698087.png (117.15 KB, 1277x633, omegle.png)

Took me a while, but i found one.

Everlight Helios 04 Dec 2011 20:58:40 GMT No.2511958

I asked for something, and I got it!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Love and Tolerance for everybrony! What are your thoughts about the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
Stranger 1: I LOVE IT.
Stranger 2: i LOVE IT TOO.
Stranger 2: BEST SHOW EVER.
Stranger 1: I KNOW.
Stranger 1: FAVORITE PONY?
Stranger 2: THE RAINBOW ONE.
Stranger 1: MINE TOO.
Stranger 1: OH GOD ARE YOU ME.
Stranger 2: IDK.
Stranger 2: MAYBE WE'RE SECRETLY RELATED.
Stranger 1: MAYBE.
Stranger 1: AND WE MEET ON OMEGLE
Stranger 1: AND BECOME UNITED CAUSE OF PONIES.
Stranger 2: OUR PARENTS PROBABLY SEPARATED US AT BIRTH.
Stranger 1: MOST LIKELY.
Stranger 1: THOSE DEVIOUS PEOPLE.
Stranger 1: THEY KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
Stranger 1: AND HAVE TRIED TO PREVENT THIS.
Stranger 2: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WOULD DO THAT TO US.
Stranger 2: C':
Stranger 1: THEY MAKE ME CRY. =(
Stranger 2: ME TOO. T_T
Stranger 1: ARE YOU FROM /b/, /co/, OR PONYCHAN?
Stranger 2: PONYCHAN FO SHO.
Stranger 1: YEAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger 1: EVERYPONY ELSE CAN SUCK IT
Stranger 2: WE'RE SOME EPIC PEOPLE/
Stranger 1: THAT'S WHY WE MET
Stranger 2: :'c
Stranger 2: This is beautiful .
Stranger 1: I know. I can't believe this. ;_;
Stranger 1: Oh well. I must be off. I have people to convert and love and tolerance to spread.
Stranger 2: :'C
Stranger 2: Oh, oh my...
Stranger 2: Farewell, secret relative.
Stranger 1: Adios. May our paths cross again.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

I think I found a new member!! OreoPie 04 Dec 2011 21:48:59 GMT No.2511959

You: Brony?
Stranger: No fuckin way, i was just talking about canterlot with the last person
Stranger: WHAAASSSSUUUUUUPPP
Stranger: Saw the newest episode?
Stranger: I got to say its the best of season 2
Stranger: Yeah man I stayed up all night just to watch it
You: I thought it was pretty good
You: I wouldn't call it the best
Stranger: Well, of season 2. FOR ME at...leat.
You: I found the fact that none of the mane six found rarity out kind of hard to believe
Stranger: Oh yeah, but the animators... THEY MAKE ME DISSPOINT! RARITY Y U SO SNEAKY
You: HAha i actually really liked the first episode of season 2 (discord was awesome) and the cutie pox episode
Stranger: Best moment of cartoon history: Discord drinking the glass and throwing the explosive chocolate milk
Stranger: What fun is there in making sense?
You: hahaha yeah that was awesome!
You: chaos ftw!!!
You: discord doing the shuffle on twilight's head
Stranger: Eeyup. But I do have to say he gave too much of a hint about the elements
Stranger: Go back to where you began=ITS IN THE BOOK, GO GET IT
You: Yeah it wasn't a very hard to solve riddle
Stranger: I know this is a bit off topic, but do you buy pony merch in real life?
You: fluttershy with the bucket of water was awesome too
You: no i don't, do you?
Stranger: No, I was wondering if I should
Stranger: I shouldn't
Stranger: Spend 97% of time on ponies
You: Were you thinking about like plastic toys or things such as shirts and such?
Stranger: Shirts and stuff like that. Definately not toys
You: Yeah i was gonna say, don't influence the whole 14-40 year olds playing with toys thing
Stranger: Oh indeed
You: I think you should, and if people hate on you just ignore them
Stranger: O yeah, haters gonna hate
You: do you have a group of brony friends to hang out with?
Stranger: I have only told a few people but they don't mention it or care.
Stranger: They aren't the type to watch the show
You: YEah none of my friends are bronies
You: I wish i had a group of brony friends to play video games and other crap with
Stranger: Other than that, ITS A SECRET, THEY SHALL NEVER KNOW
Stranger: Like 2 different people
You: Yeah i haven't told anypony at all
You: People are way to judgmental nowadays
Stranger: You ever use phrases from the show in real life?? Like Eeyup, or the fun has been doubled, or 20% cooler?
You: I use eeyup a whole lot, i think i've used 20% cool like once and nopony really heard me, and that's about it
You: do you?
Stranger: I use Eeyup in replacement for yes, to everypony. I once said the fun has been doubled when my teacher's DVD player skipped and replayed a funny scene. and I said 20% cooler when we got a new basketball court at my school. I said it loud but people probably didnt know it was from ponies
Stranger: CONFOUND THESE PONIES THEY OVERULE MY LIFE!!
You: Yeah there are some quotes that i wish i could use but are hard to find a tiem to use in real life like "and then i said, oatmeal are you crazy?"
You: hahaha
Stranger: Oh yeah, I should say that if the teacher asks the class to be quiet, and I would be the last one talking, just the time to say OATMEAL ARE YOU CRAZY!!
You: hahahaha that's a good one, i think i'll use that
You: do you use ponychan?
Stranger: What is ponychan?
You: do you know what 4chan is?
Stranger: I heard it's terrible
Stranger: Some kind of forum
You: yeah it is all they do is hate on ponies
You: that's where the whole pony thing all started
You: but now they hate on them
Stranger: Apparently 4chan is where everything starts
You: so we made a ponychan
You: ponychan.net
You: it's a great place with lots of great people
You: i will be posting this whole conversation there
You: we're playing a game where you go on omegle and try to find other bronies and post your conversations
Stranger: Oh that's good, I will open a tab real quick, whats your username??

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Anonymous 05 Dec 2011 02:33:42 GMT No.2511962

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: brony?
Stranger: Eeyup.
You: whoo! AJ is best pony :D
You: amirite?
Stranger: Weeeeeeeeell now
Stranger: I love all of them, but my personal favorite is RainbowDash
You: that's a good call
You: favorite cmc??
Stranger: CMC?
You: cutie mark crusader
Stranger: Aah
Stranger: scootaloo
You: haha scoot is rad, but sweetiebelle has sweet voice cracks
Stranger: Yeah, it is pretty funny
Stranger: Favorite minor/bg character?
You: trixie defninitely
Stranger: Mine is Derpy.
Stranger: Direct fan service
You: right?
You: did you see dr whooves on saterdays episode
You: apparently it's the 11th doctor - it had a bow tie!
Stranger: No, I haven't finished it yet.
Stranger: Rarity is so hard to watch.
You: haha yeah
Stranger: She is just way too stuck up and prissy.
You: yeah she gets a lot of episodes too
You: but i'm glad the last couple of episodes had new music
You: favorite song?
Stranger: Rainbow and Fluttershy's duet
Stranger: What about you?
You: probably winter wrap up
Stranger: Yes, that one is amazing
You: i found some sweet studio quality recordings of the official songs
You: i could link 'em to you if you want
Stranger: Sure, that would be amazing.
You: okay give me a sec
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: -link-
Stranger: Background music
You: jeez it's hard to find, almost found it
You: -link

I had to log off to actually get some work done Anonymous 05 Dec 2011 03:25:24 GMT No.2511963

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Look to the right of you, that is your wepon in war vs zombies, how will you use it?

You: a picture of fluttershy will melt the heads of zombies

Stranger: ohhh, hmm... actually my razor is on my right

Stranger: nice :D

You: wait

You: you know of fluttershy?

Stranger: yup!

You: oooh

You: she my favorite

Stranger: hahaha shes also mine!

Stranger: yaaay!

You: woohoo

You: i love every second she is on screen

You: she is just too cute

Stranger: yuh!

You: brohoof?

Stranger: brohoof!

Stranger: yuh~

You: *explosion*

Stranger: ~dies~

You: nice talk1

You have disconnected.

We have a new Brony Brony McBro 05 Dec 2011 06:21:11 GMT No.2511964

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You Like My Little Pony FiM, Dont you
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 2: Never seen it
Stranger 2: No real interest to
Stranger 1: It's pretty good
Stranger 1: But if you don't want to, I won't force you
Stranger 2: meh,
Stranger 2: Whats the 'FiM'?
Stranger 1: It's short for Friendship is Magic
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: It's to separate it from the old stuff from the 80s
Stranger 2: I think my little pony is a bit to girly, even for me
Stranger 1: Trust me, this show has one of the ponies snapping a bear's neck
Stranger 2: Wait what?
Stranger 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7V54-UxZ0o
Stranger 2: I thought it was like a kids show?
Stranger 1: Yeah, but there's no rules against action
Stranger 1: I mean, this is Lauren Faust we're talking about
Stranger 2: O.O
Stranger 2: That was, kind of awesome lol
Stranger 1: In one of the episodes the villain is played by John De Lancie
Stranger 2: Oh god..
Stranger 2: Im gonna end up loving this arent I?
Stranger 1: My thoughts too
Stranger 1: I watched the first episode and then said, wait I want to watch more
Stranger 2: Craaaaaaap
Stranger 2: My brothers never gonna let me live this down
Stranger 1: My sister was like that, then I showed her a few episodes
Stranger 2: Alright...dammit, guess its time to watch cartoon ponies
Stranger 2: All I want to do is get some context for that bear..
Stranger 1: I'd recommend starting at Season 2, Episode 3
Stranger 2: so gonna get sucked in
Stranger 1: ^if you want to know about the bear
Stranger 1: The John de Lancie episodes are Season 2 Episodes 1-2
Stranger 2: Im one of those sad completionist people...
Stranger 1: Same :P
Stranger 2: gonna have to start at the beginning
Stranger 1: I'd recommend that
Stranger 1: It makes Season 2 Ep 1-2 all the more awesome
Stranger 2: Can I get it on free hulu or should I just youtube it?
Stranger 1: All the episodes are free on youtube
Stranger 1: Hasbro lets them stay up
Stranger 2: nice
Stranger 1: Oh yeah, Lauren Faust even talks to people on her DeviantArt page
Stranger 2: Well, Im off to learn about friendship and magic apparently
Stranger 1: It's a very interactive fanbase
Stranger 1: Have fun!
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: I feel dirty
Stranger 2 has disconnected

pinkiepie<3 05 Dec 2011 17:28:36 GMT No.2511967

File: 132310611283.png (109.08 KB, 480x268, 132291684945.png)

>>11391
YOU LEGEND!!! :D /)

bananagram 06 Dec 2011 02:46:02 GMT No.2511971

There should be a brony Omegle, for people who want to talk to other bronies Omegle-style but hate being limited to IRC and Omegle. I want to do that, but avoid all the other crap in Omegle.

SomeGuyNamedDavid 06 Dec 2011 02:52:14 GMT No.2511972

That is possible, there's an Omegle site that's generally dominated by Homestuckers.

Ponymegle is a thing that must happen.

/b/tard detected Anonymous 07 Dec 2011 09:18:12 GMT No.2511983

Here's a conversation I had with a /b/tard. I was going to ask him if he was a brony, but he disconnected.

Stranger: Hello Stranger.
You: YOu like butter?
Stranger: God, I fucking love butter.
Stranger: I FUCKING
Stranger: LOVE BUTTER.
Stranger: Butter, peanut butter, almond butter.
You: You're SO HARDCORE!
Stranger: All butter, I love it.
Stranger: I want to smear it on my chest.
Stranger: And slap it across my face.
Stranger: MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.
You: Cool story /b/ro.
Stranger: You're my best friend.
Stranger: Now gtfo.
Stranger: Parasprite the world.

Thistle!qCJsDDOGGY 16 Dec 2011 23:32:18 GMT No.2512055

File: 132407833381.png (32.08 KB, 340x267, dynamytespark_dissapoint.png)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: Hello.

Stranger: asl?

You: 20/filly/Equestria.

Stranger: what ?

You: Is this the Ponynet?

Stranger: whats ponynet?

You: ... Huh.

You: I must've gotten into an alternate dimension's net.

You: Ah well, happens all the time.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip Trilby 17 Dec 2011 17:22:35 GMT No.2512268

Found a brony on Omegle. If you posted this question, raise your hoof!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Who wants a Brohoof? *BROHOOF*

You: AWW YEAH

You: *brohoof*

Stranger: what?

You: You wouldn't believe it if I told you.

You: I'm just glad there's more bronies on here

Stranger: tell me anyway

You: well...

You: my little poiny:friendship is magic

You: *pony

You: fans of the show

You: known as bronies

You: greet eahcother, not with brohoofs, but brohoofs

You: *each other

You: it's kind of a thing

You: Try the show. It's better than you'd expect.

Stranger: yeah ill get right to that

You: Sarcasm detector just wentoff...

Stranger: :)

You: You'd think it's just sharing caring rainbows and pretty ponies

You: it's not

Stranger: interesting

You: it's a cartoon on the level of foster's home for imaginary friends

You: or even PPG

Stranger: my god

You: considering it's by the same people

You: Lauren Faust is repsonisble for the first watchable MLP ever.

You: *responsible

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kaiya 18 Dec 2011 03:33:57 GMT No.2512270

Question to discuss:
Which of the Mane 6 is the Best?

You: Pinkie.

Stranger: fluttershy

You: Fluttershy is very close second for me.

Stranger: pinkies cute she my 3rd

Stranger: overall

You: Yeah :)

You: I like Twilight too though

You: It's so hard to place them.

You: Did you see the new episode today?

Stranger: i use to like twigh but in season 2 they ruined her...

You: I think ive actually been liking her more in season 2

Stranger: i prefer her more independent

You: I now a lot of people think Lesson Zero was ridiculous, but I really liked it.

You: *know

Stranger: which one was that again?

You: The one where she goes bat-shit crazy

Stranger: that one was nice

Stranger: i liked her there

You: She hasn't gotten a whole lot of screen time since then.

You: I liked her a lot in today's episode.

Stranger: it was acting

Stranger: in acting

Stranger: it was good

You: But it was still good :)

You: I liked her in Sweet and Elite too

Stranger: that was weird

You: I've also started to like Rarity more and Rainbow Dash less in this season

You: LOL her dancing was freaking hilarious

Stranger: i didnt get the reference

You: I don;t think it was a reference, I think it was just supposed to make fun of white people dancing terribly at social gatherngs.

Stranger: it was the ellie dance or somthign

Stranger: i remember it in some movie

You: Oh I didnt know that :P

Stranger: mlp has some of the funniest references sometimes

Stranger: they refenced The big labowski

You: Oh yeah :) that one was great!

You: I like the Sondheim musical references.

Stranger: ok igtg bye and nice to meet you :D

You: bye :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 21 Dec 2011 06:47:31 GMT No.2512282

File: 132445004816.jpg (159.9 KB, 1366x736, Untitled.jpg)

i was so happy! but then...

Anonymous 22 Dec 2011 04:53:26 GMT No.2512284

Omegle needs more bronys plz

Anonymous 22 Dec 2011 23:14:36 GMT No.2512290

File: 132459567577.png (148.82 KB, 1280x1024, Uten navn.png)

Try the Spy option, it's like they are your puppets >:D

Anonymous 22 Dec 2011 23:24:02 GMT No.2512291

File: 132459623571.png (155.57 KB, 1280x1024, 1.png)

SUCSESS!

Trip Trilby!rjH/HsuWlk 23 Dec 2011 18:49:11 GMT No.2512299

File: 132466615014.jpg (92.51 KB, 1156x570, Omegle1.jpg)

Yay! Brony on my third try!

Fuck you, stranger 1. Mina, /oat/'s best !MaidXD6OXk 29 Dec 2011 12:00:47 GMT No.2512340

Do you like My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic? Search my little pony friendship is magic season 1 episode 1 if you haven't, Please give it a go.

Stranger 2: YESSSSS

Stranger 2: ponies omg

Stranger 1: I don't give a shit don't tell me what to do

leictreon 29 Dec 2011 21:09:21 GMT No.2512345

Question to discuss: who's the best pony?

Stranger 1: RAINBOW DASH
Stranger 2: idc
Stranger 1: FLUTTERSHY
Stranger 1: BOTH
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Surprize 30 Dec 2011 13:56:46 GMT No.2512355

File: 132525340442.png (32.4 KB, 500x722, Omegle chat log 6zr.png)

I've been asking this question for a while.
Here go most interesting ones.

Surprize 30 Dec 2011 13:57:24 GMT No.2512356

File: 132525344428.png (19.82 KB, 500x382, Omegle chat log11.png)

Surprize 30 Dec 2011 13:57:47 GMT No.2512357

File: 132525346612.png (28.76 KB, 500x571, Omegle chat log44.png)

Surprize 30 Dec 2011 13:58:31 GMT No.2512358

File: 132525351086.png (39.38 KB, 500x1327, Omeglechat 3z.png)

Surprize 30 Dec 2011 14:01:46 GMT No.2512360

File: 132525370421.png (43.76 KB, 500x1201, Omeglechat log5z.png)

If somepony is interested, I'll post more

flutterlover 30 Dec 2011 15:23:29 GMT No.2512362

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: brony?

Stranger: horny

You: fuck nevermind

Surprize 31 Dec 2011 07:31:48 GMT No.2512364

File: 132531670722.png (40.06 KB, 500x1012, Omeglechat log 9.png)

Dr. Yogurt 31 Dec 2011 23:53:32 GMT No.2512369

You: BRONY?
Stranger: Yes
You: excellent...
Stranger: Yup
You: You go on ponychan?
Stranger: No
You: oh darn
You: Well this is going there

And then they disconnected.

Surprize 02 Jan 2012 10:56:26 GMT No.2512376

File: 132550178439.png (20.14 KB, 500x424, omegle chat.png)

Surprize 06 Jan 2012 14:41:06 GMT No.2512395

File: 132586086493.png (46.52 KB, 500x1285, Omegle chat log121.png)

Surprize 06 Jan 2012 14:42:18 GMT No.2512396

File: 132586093565.png (62.08 KB, 500x1978, Omegle chat log204.png)

Dogostar 08 Jan 2012 15:04:57 GMT No.2512571

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Pony? Pony!
Stranger 2 has disconnected

EDXL 21 Jan 2012 05:49:48 GMT No.2512632

File: 132712498372.png (196.81 KB, 1007x1533, Omegle chat log.png)

succes!

Anonymous 21 Jan 2012 09:07:18 GMT No.2512633

File: 132713683667.jpg (33.19 KB, 502x280, omegle.jpg)

i'm sorry i couldn't help but parasprite

Svett 22 Jan 2012 23:37:29 GMT No.2512644

I am now determined to find at least one fellow brony on Omegle. I will not go to bed until I am successful.

Svett 22 Jan 2012 23:53:36 GMT No.2512645

File: 132727641139.png (39.17 KB, 1358x733, Omegle.png)

Wohoo! After hours of trying, I was semi-successful!

Svett 23 Jan 2012 00:41:24 GMT No.2512647

File: 132727928324.png (19.64 KB, 440x379, Almost great success.png)

almost great success.

Nova!oDashK46lI 23 Jan 2012 03:19:59 GMT No.2512649

File: 132728879871.png (14.78 KB, 1106x280, omegle.png)

This was literally my first try.

Anonymous 24 Jan 2012 00:41:18 GMT No.2512650

File: 132736567626.png (11.96 KB, 804x166, Fail.png)

The reason I didn't respond was because I was literally falling off of my chair from laughing

Innatta!3Q3.AftE/M 08 Feb 2012 04:09:19 GMT No.2513024

File: 132867415397.jpg (125.55 KB, 1144x1200, success.jpg)

The rest was slightly inappropriate.

Anonymous 17 Feb 2012 18:39:30 GMT No.2513637

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?? :D
You: fine
You: thankyou
You: One question
Stranger: yep :D
You: Tell me, what is a brony?
Stranger: no clue :D
You: OK.
You: Then let me tell you,
You: A brony is a male fan of the new My little Pony Friendship is Magic show
You: There are Millions, and i am one of them
Stranger: oh... lol... me to then :P didn't know we were called that
You: Oh. Confirmation question.
You: Who is best pony?
Stranger: lol... how can u doubt?? :D
You: just tell me.
You: Who is your fav pony.
Stranger: Pinket Pie
You: Ok, fave ep.
You: nah jk.
Stranger: :)
You: Welcome to the herd brony!
You: you new?
Stranger: kinda :P lol... u know where it all started?
Stranger: why its called brony?
You: 4chan is the start.
Stranger: :P /b/ro..
You: Eeeyup. guess what they posted?
Stranger: pony porn lol :D
You: ... kind of... eh /b/tards.
Stranger: lol .... u know what is really uncool??
You: what.
Stranger: PEOPLE WHO TALKS ABOUT THIS KINDA SHIT.... U DONT TALK ABOUT IT..... U FUCKING JUST DO IT.....
Stranger: idiot

I am dissapoint. Been at it for 3 hours now. 1 Closet brony that I may have dis-converted.

Anonymous 20 Feb 2012 22:29:39 GMT No.2513645

Question to discuss:
What is Friendship? (describe it in one word Hint: it starts with an "M")
Stranger 1: science
Stranger 1: magic isnt real
Stranger 2: Magical ponies.
Stranger 1: you will nevver knoww the true powwer of science
Stranger 2: twowords are better
Stranger 2: it has to start with m xD
Stranger 2: Mufasa.
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 2: Mates.

Anonymous 21 Feb 2012 03:53:45 GMT No.2513647

I alway RP as Fluttershy on Omegle...and no one gets it.

Golden Wings 21 Feb 2012 21:10:16 GMT No.2513651

>>2513645
I think that first one is trying to be Eridan from Homestuck...XD

Nevermore!eBju02zBkU 22 Feb 2012 09:12:21 GMT No.2513657

>>11381
This was slightly edited to cut out non-pony stuff and fit
Question to discuss:
what is the answer to life the universe and everything?

You: ponies :p

You: and 42

Stranger: 42 and a dash of rainbows.

You: are great minds thinking alike good sir?

Stranger: Perhaps.

Stranger: Why do the vampires in Twilight Sparkle?

You: oh ho, I c wut u did thar

Stranger: alpha.bat.exe.lvl.mkv.mov

Stranger: Heh heh.

Stranger: I love double entendres like that.

You: indeed

Stranger: Well, I got nothin'.

You: lol same here

Stranger: Your turn.

Stranger: Aw.

You: um

You: I can think of something

Stranger: Well, favorite pony tumblog?

Stranger: woonastuck.tumblr.com

You: umm, I don't usually use tumblr but there is one my friend makes

You: it is a skyrim ponies one

You: I'd have to look up the name though

Stranger: You should check them out. There is a limitless supply.

Stranger: asksurprise.tumblr.com

Stranger: ask-twilightsparkle.tumblr.com

You: http://ask-the-skyrim-ponies.tumblr.com/

Stranger: Ooh.

Stranger: Intruiging.

Stranger: Does it have Dovashy?

You: yes :)

Stranger: SCOOOOO

Stranger: RREEEEE

You: lol

Stranger: Dovashy gave me type A diabeetus.

You: XD

You: yes, so much diabeetus

Stranger: ask-fillytwilight.tumblr.com

Stranger: MOAR TUMBLRS

You: daww

Stranger: askmlcblobs.tumblr.com

You: Chubbies! :D

Stranger: Eeez fluffeh.

You: it tis

Stranger: I must say though, woona has taken her place in #1 tumblr.

You: understandable

You: I guess I have this one too, it isn't ponies alone but oh well: http://dan-vs-fim.tumblr.com/

Stranger: Oh, and an obscure rule 63 tumblr, erisvoid.tumblr.com

Stranger: I did check that one out.

Stranger: Seems a tad cut and paste, but eh.

Stranger: The purple one is okay.

You: I have seen that 63'd discord before, not sure where though

Stranger: Prolly a drawfriend post on eqd.

You: yeah

Stranger: I think I saw it there as well.

Stranger: Type B diabeetus for juiceboxes.

You: lol

You: you don't use this site do you? http://mlpforums.com/

Stranger: askumfluttershy.tumblr.com is good, but dead.

Stranger: Ahh, nope. Never heard of those forums.

You: hmm

Stranger: Shall investigate.

You: yes do it :D

You: it is a very nice place

Stranger: Will do.

You: if you decide to join, look for a Nevermore that's me! :)

Stranger: Okee do.

Stranger: Well...I got nothing.

You: hmm

You: non pony stuff for Schadenfreude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

You: LOTR

Stranger: HMMM

Stranger: Well, mobile doesn't like multitasking YT and Omegle, soo....

You: ah

You: shoot

Stranger: I did see the Bronies react to Teens react to MLP video. Quite interesting.

Stranger: I REALLY LIKE HIS MANE.

You: yeah, too bad those kids only got to see the intro

You: the bronies who reacted had it right

Stranger: Yeah, a bit too little of content.

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: I do wish I knew who the red one was though...

You: the red one?

Stranger: Incessant yeller pony guy.

You: oh, I heard the name somewhere

You: *off to youtube*

Stranger: May have been in the bonus vid...

You: Solrac (Yaplap) http://www.youtube.com/user/Yaplap

You: it is that guy

Stranger: YES.

Stranger: Did he do the find a fkkking pet video?

You: Yeah! :D

Stranger: Hellz yush.

Stranger: Dang, I can't remember any of the songs right now.

Stranger: Sing for me please.

You: ok, gimme a seconde :D

You: *second

You: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays

You: We've kept our hoofsies warm at home, time off from work to play

You: But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold

You: And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old

You: The time has come to welcome spring, and all things warm and green

You: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean

You: How can I help, I'm new you see

You: What does everypony do?

You: How do I fit in without magic?

You: I haven't got a clue

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Let's finish our holiday cheer

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: Bringing home the southern birds, a pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies, to let the sun shine in

You: We move the clouds, and we melt the white snow
When the sun comes up, its warmth and beauty will glow

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Let's finish our holiday cheer

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice
We wake up all the sleepyheads, so quietly and nice

You: We help them gather up their food, fix their homes below
We welcome back the southern birds, so their families can grow

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: No easy task to clear the ground, plant our tiny seeds
With proper care and sunshine, everypony it feeds
Apples, carrots, celery stalks, colorful flowers too
We must work so very hard, it's just so much to do

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: Now that I know what they all do, I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart, tough task ahead I face
How will I do without my magic, help the earth pony way?
I wanna belong so I must do my best today
Do my best today

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: *gasp, gasp, gasp*

You: tada

Stranger: :D

You: *collapses*

Stranger: Why wub woo!

You: Why wub woo too!

Stranger: *turns into fluffy pony*

Stranger: Pway?

You: okie dokie

Stranger: *chases after ball, pounces, crashes and rolls around*

Stranger: Wheeeeee!

You: *grabs the ball with magic*

Stranger: Awww.

Stranger: Bawl!

You: Say the magic word

Stranger: Pwease?

You: ok *dies of daww-overexposure*

You: *passes the ball back*

Stranger: *Rolls around a bit more, the suddenly, a hater appears!*

Stranger: *heater

You: Where!?

Stranger: In the corner.

You: wait, a heater or a hater?

Stranger: *Bounces to heater, curls up and takes a nap*

Stranger: heater

You: yay, heaters are much better!

You: *sits next to heater as well and begins reading Poe poems*

Stranger: *Fluff becomes overheated, melts, and now fluffy pony is bwob pony*

You: *moves away from the overheating heater*

Stranger: Ai iz bwobby!

You: Yay! :D

Stranger: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

You: I'm still just a boring unicorn *sigh*

Stranger: Pway?

Stranger: (Its okay, we all are)

You: lol

You: yes, I shall play

Stranger: *Bwoblles builds slingshot, and loads up*

You: what are we aiming for commander bwobby?

Stranger: DA MOOOOOOOOOONNN

You: OF COURSE!

You: *runs equations through head*

You: If we aim it just right *adjusts angle* we should be able to reach our targeet

You: *targt

Stranger: Weady!

You: blargh

You: Yes

Stranger: Fiwe when weady captain!

You: Will do sir!

You: Firing in 3

You: 2

You: 1

You: *pulls lever*

Stranger: WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee.......!

Stranger: Two days later, the ISS has retrieved a strange blob-like lifeform.

You: XD

You: Oh u commander Bwobby

Stranger: Hee hee

You: this has been my favorite omegle chat too date! :D

Stranger: Likewise good sir.

Spiike 26 Feb 2012 20:22:58 GMT No.2513672

File: 133028777866.jpg (57.69 KB, 500x281, tumblr_llog04FI7p1qcue88.jpg)

I asked the question; literally on the second try this happened :D

"Which is best pony?"

Stranger 1: FLUTTERSHY
Stranger 1: I <3 Fluttershy
Stranger 2: i don't know any ponys?
Stranger 1: Aw. D:
Stranger 1: Join the herd? :3
Stranger 2: no thanks
Stranger 1: Aw, why not? C:
Stranger 1: They make me smile.
Stranger 1: Maybe they can make you happy too?
Stranger 1: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7OndL0rUYwY/TvFkteMbOGI/AAAAAAAACC8/zfTwyevXmVc/s1600/101286+-+animated+grin+pinkie_pie+smile+
squee.gif
Stranger 2: there are much other things which could make me happy, so i don't need it
Stranger 1: But the longer you stare, the bigger your smile gets!! <3
Stranger 2: okay i must say they're cute:D
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 1: Wouldn't it be nice to have one more thing that makes you happy? C:
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 1: So you'll try one episode? Yes yes? C:
Stranger 2: okay if you really want:D

Bubmeister 05 Mar 2012 03:50:03 GMT No.2513680

Stranger: DIRECTIONER???
You: Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, or AppleJack?
You: BRONY!?!?!?
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE CARROTS??
You: WHO THE HELL DOESN
You: *DOESN'T?
Stranger: OMG SERIOUSLY
Stranger: AND TURTLES
You: LIKE OHMAIGAWD
Stranger: ARE
Stranger: THE
Stranger: SHIT
You: I FUCKING LOVE TURTLES
You: THEY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS WHEN I EAT CARROTS!!!!!
Stranger: BUT SPOONS ARE REALLY TERRIFYING
Stranger: OMFG NO FUCKING WAY
You: DEAR GOD NO SPOONS!
Stranger: SCREW THE LIGHTBULB PAT THE DOG
Stranger: STOP THE TRAFFIC AND LET THEM THROUGH
You: KICK THE PERSIAN INTO THE PIT!?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: BAHAHAH WHY THE HELL NOT
Stranger: LARRY SEX
You: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!

The fuck just happened?

Midnight Crackle[Element of Flux and Mobile Browsing]!8TMaRaElxM 06 Mar 2012 08:37:53 GMT No.2513687

>>2513657
Hello Nevermore. Nice to see you. Apologies for not replying earlier.

Gads Omegle is fun.

I like ponnies...from now (just giving m apreciation to a bronie) cyborg-pony 06 Mar 2012 08:53:03 GMT No.2513690

>>2513687
You: hi

Stranger: Um...hello.

You: hello

You: how are you??

Stranger: Uh, I'm alright, thank you...

You: good for you person-behind-the-screen

You: it's good to find non-horny people once in a while here

Stranger: Oh, I don't know. It isn't so bad. Unicorns aren't all so bad.

You: unicorns?? OMG you can see them too!!!

You: the doctors said i was crazy...

You: but i'm not!!!

You: and you're the living proof of that...

Stranger: Well, I thought everypony could see them. Why?Were they invisible?

You: invisible for morons, yes...

Stranger: Oh...

You: and some asians...

You: poor people who can't enjoy of unicorns...

You: so sad

Stranger: Um...okay...

You: how often do you see them??

Stranger: Um, well, two of my friends are unicorns.

You: really???no shit!

You: you must be the happies person ever!!!

You: happiest

Stranger: Oh, um, please don't swear...

You: oh, sorry...

Stranger: Well, I am pretty happy.

You: no way!

You: pretty happy?? you got unicorns for friends!!!

You: you must be the most popular kid/girl in town

Stranger: Well, I thought most ponies didn't judge on species, so it's not that hard.

You: true...

You: which species of ponies you are??

Stranger: Oh, I'm a pegasus.

You: nice to meet you pegasus, i'm caballo loco.

Stranger: Nce to meet you, mister.

You: a native american horse u.u

Stranger: What's an american?

You: that's why my family says it's bad for me to have unicorn firnds...

You: american is a fat race of ginger hippos....

You: i live near their lake, so i'm an american horse

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: Okay. What lake?

Stranger: I

You: fudge lake

Stranger: Um. I'd like to meet them. Do you know directions from Ponyville?

You: from ponyville...hmmm

You: i would swear that there's a train from ponyville to fudgetown

Stranger: Oh, okay.

You: come and visit me pegasus!!!

Stranger: I'll look at the schedules tommorow, thankfully I don't have anything to do.

You: i'm the one who lost a leg on independence war...

Stranger: Oh my.

You: don't worry for me...they put me a bionic leg now...

You: i'm like terminator horse

Stranger: Terminator?

You: ladies lives terminator leg

You: loves

You: terminator...

You: you don't know anything abou him??

You: about

Stranger: No. He sounds frightening thoug!h

You: what do they teach you at school in ponyville??

You: terminator is not frightening...

You: he's the robot butler of god, chuck norris...

You: he invented the concepct of sammich

Stranger: I have heard of Chuck Norris.

Stranger: He's a good friend of Princess Celestia, but nopony really talks about him...

You: neither horses here...

You: he's so great that we don't even see him directely on his face

Stranger: Huh? How does that work?

You: see the floor??

Stranger: Um, yes.

You: ok

You: don't ever stand your head AGAIN

Stranger: What?

You: just like magnets...

You: you know how magnets work?

Stranger: Yes, we learned that in kindergarten.

You: i hope that...

You: ok, just like magnets, but with your face and the floor

Stranger: Um...

Stranger: So I shouldn't be able to look closely at the floor?

You: that's right

Stranger: Why?

You: because chuck will kill you if you do it

You: and you don't want to be killed by chuck, right??

Stranger: Eeep! Um, are you sure hewouldn't mind? I need to feed Angel Bunny...

You: you got permission to feed your bunny, but just in that case...

Stranger: Oh, okay.

Stranger: Say sir, breaking away from this lovely roleplay, I must ask you, are you a wizard?

You: not really... i used to be an archer, but i dropped out that stuff when i discover horses world

You: are you??

Stranger: Why yes, I am Star Swirl the Bearded!

You: :O

You: the star swirl the bearded i have heard at highschool??

Stranger: Yes, the one and only father of the anyomorphic spell.

Stranger: Maybe. Possibly.

You: yes!! it's you!!!

Stranger: I would be flattered if such were true.

Stranger: I am honored.

You: you're such a legend in iwantapepsiwithicesburg

Stranger: Ah, I have not heard of this peculiar fellow. Who is he?

You: your advenures are told to kids in that city to teach them about courage, bravery, ice cream and thermodinamics

Stranger: Why, I feel honored!

You: they even have a monument in your honor...

Stranger: Although I wish they didn't mention the ice cream incident...

You: i wish i were a wizard to follow your steps master

Stranger: Ah, well, I am not so much of an adventurer you make me out to be. I am more a cholar.

Stranger: *scholar

You: they only mention taht incident to show that even if you creates an ice cream monster, you can be a great magician

Stranger: Well, everypony in Canterlot liked me a bit less that day...

Stranger: Well, little matter.

You: even in canterlot they love you...

You: you should take a visit to them...

Stranger: Hmm, well, I haven't caught up with Princess Celestia in a while. Perhaps I ought to pay her a visit.

You: and check from yourself that you've been awarded as the grade of "wizard hero" there

You: they even have a game inspired on you...

Stranger: Huh, wait, what?

You: but for legal issues, they had to call it "the legend of zelda: ocharina of time", and change the whole history

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: Sounds intruiging.

You: it hasn't even half the greatness and the beard you have, but is still epic

Stranger: You wouldn't happen to know either of the royal siters, would you?

You: not really...

Stranger: Oh. A pity.

You: i din't came out of town for a while...

You: bussiness

You: :(

Stranger: Ah. Business. The bane of a traveller.

You: i heard that the younger one has the most beautifull ponytail in the whole planet

Stranger: Well, Luna is quite graceful.

You: but aurora is more beautiful

You: that's what i heard

Stranger: Say, OOC again, you DO know where I'm getting my material from, right?

You: actually, no...

Stranger: Oh my.

You: i'm trying to imporvize at the moment

Stranger: Sir, you shall be impress and possible surprise.

You: it sounds me to a lot of books and stuff... is not luna a character of a harry potter book??

Stranger: Have you heard of the brony phenomenon?

You: yes, i did, but i didn't give it much attention

Stranger: Well , do you know what it's about?

You: not really

You: ponies?

Stranger: Alright then. Buckle up.

You: let me google it for a real explanation

Stranger: "Brony" is a term for an older, more mature fan of the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic...

That's how it started my journey to this world that i used to just skip on my visits to newgrounds, 4chan, deviant art and so many pages filled of ponie's stuff... because of this omegle conversation i'm posting here, i became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Just started with a shitty conversation, just having fun and improvising a roleplay. So, whoever you are, Midnight Crackle, i just wanna keep my promise and i let this message here. Thanks buddy :)

PS: i didn't put the image it didn't let me makean image of the chatlog. Hope we meet again :)

Natron 09 Mar 2012 05:16:28 GMT No.2513694

File: 133127018638.png (87.7 KB, 500x2515, 516bc8.png)

>>11380
This person was in a kitchen making cupcakes, I assume.

DashieInTheSky 11 Mar 2012 01:03:25 GMT No.2513699

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Brony?

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: A bad one, but one

You: ..................Prove it

You: There are no bad bronies

You: Unless you clop

You: Then you're bad

Stranger: Rainbow Dash is best pony and her 20% cooler outfit is my background for my phone

Stranger: I dont clop, I just havent seen all the episodes

You: So

Stranger: I just got finished with the Sonic Rainboom episode

You: When did you become a brony?

Stranger: A while ago.

Stranger: When i watched the first episode, so its only been a few weeks

You: That's perfectly reasonable

You: .........So

You: Ponies at McDonalds.....

Stranger: Yeah, I completely forgot about it yesterday. We stopped and I was gunna get a kids meal but my extreme need to pee made me forget

You: Aw well

You: You still have a month

Stranger: Yeah, maybe next time

You: You go on Ponychan?

Stranger: No, I just watch the shows

You: Ah

Stranger: My friend, Jeremiah, is into all the pony stuff, minus rule 34. Its just a little much for me.

You: That's perfectly fine

You: You don't have to be all batshit to be a brony

You: I could sing a song about it

You: But I'm not that cruel

Stranger: Haha, ok

Stranger: I listen to some of the songs

Stranger: I REALLY like when Rarity sings.

You: Songs from the show or fan-created songs?

Stranger: some of both

You: Ah

You: Hm

You: Have you ever watched Phineas and Ferb?

Stranger: Like I love the Flutterguy version of Pinkie Pie's song about Zecora. Yes I have

You: Who doesn't. Do you like It?

Stranger: Yeah, I just havent watched it in a while

You: What about Dan Vs.?

Stranger: Nope

You: You should.

You: Hold on

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwr_VLuNp9w Here's a recent ep

Stranger: Mmkay, ill watch it, but i gotta go for dinner

Stranger: nice talking to u bro

You: Alright

You: WAIT

Stranger: ok

You: http://webchat.freenode.net/ If you can later, join the channel #phineasandferb

You: I think you'll fit in

Stranger: Ok, thanks

Stranger: bye

Anonymous 12 Mar 2012 23:06:10 GMT No.2513707

File: 133159356412.png (258.39 KB, 500x11076, cad345.png)

well... this one was interesting

Dr. Yogurt 16 Mar 2012 14:51:45 GMT No.2513725

File: 133190950274.png (132.52 KB, 480x268, ultimate.png)

Oh god. I just ran into two other bronies on omegle. This is the resulting awesomenes:

Question to discuss: Bronies unite! Orders are to spread love and tolerance for all!

You: YES
Stranger: BRONIES FOREVER
You: ANOTHER BRONY
Stranger: OMG
You: THREE BRONIES
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: SHIT YO
You: THIS IS GOING ON PONYCHAN
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: AMAZING
You: MY MIND IS BLOWN
You: THANK YOU ASKER!
Stranger: I THINK I JUST MET MY SOUL MATE
You: EVERYPONY IS BETS PONY! :D
You: *BEST
Stranger: JNBELGRKFS;DEFGWRK;HBMLGIOLKEH
Stranger: I'M DYING INSIDE. BRONY IS NEARING EXTINCTION AND HERE I AM WITH A BRONY!
You: OF ALL THE THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN
You: THIS
You: IS
You: THE
Stranger: I KNOE!! !1!!!1 12N11N OMG
You: BEST POSSIBLE THING!
Stranger: LIFE=MADE
You: I CAME ON HERE TO DO A BRONY HUNT
You: SO MUCH SUCCESS MY MIND IS BLOWN
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE BEST THING
Stranger: EVER
Stranger: IT'S SO IMPORTANT IT NEEDS CAPS.
You: I'M CAPPING THIS SHIT YO.
You: POSTING IT ON PONYCHAN
Stranger: NO SHIIITTT
Stranger: TUMBLR SCREENSHOT THIS SHIT
Stranger: CAN WE BE BESTIES?!
You: YUS
You: BREAK OUT THE PARTY CANNONS!
Stranger: YEW
Stranger: PARTY HATS FOR ALL
You: *squee*
Stranger: gwkjnfalmdksfgrethnglrkmefewoiv
Stranger: party bags will be provided!
Stranger: Is it sad that I still go to parties only for the lollybags
You: I go for the cupcakes.
Stranger: Food is the only reason in life.
You: Quite
Stranger: you person
Stranger: are
Stranger: my other half
You: I bet asker is having a ponygasm right now.
Stranger: ahahhahahahahaha
You: You have a steam?
Stranger: I think we all did. Threesomeponygasm
Stranger: a what what
You: Are you on steam?
Stranger: Nooo?
Stranger: o-o
You: You ever go on ponychan?
Stranger: No ! I just keep up with my little pony because it's fucking amazing
Stranger: my friend has one
Stranger: it's like my little pony facebook
You: Try to connect with the community, I've had a great many times on ponychan :3
Stranger: It sounds like a life. I shall share this site with my brony friend. We are the only ones of our kind here ahhahaha
You: Ha
Stranger: I must go!
Stranger: my people need me
You: wait
Stranger: goodbye amazing person
Stranger: Watingg
You: Brohoof?
Stranger: waiting*
Stranger: Another site? O-o
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW THESE OMG
Stranger: I feel like such a brony let down
You: It's an expression bronies use to congratulate one another.
Stranger: I will document this
You: Me too xD
Stranger: ahahahha
Stranger: goodbye friend!!
You: FAREWELL
You: AND THANK YOU ASKER
Stranger: ILOVEYOU!
You: :3
Stranger: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Needless to say my mind was blown. I doubt there will be another moment I have on Omegle that compares.

Revealed7X!7Sar8btew. 18 Mar 2012 06:41:40 GMT No.2513733

File: 133205289697.png (153.67 KB, 360x341, I WILL contain this laughter.p…)

I'm sorry this isn't completely "brony" related, but this was too fuckin hilarious and I just have to post it.

Had me laughing my flank off.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Ask the stranger 5 questions. Then switch. Repeat if you wanna. :)

Stranger: Well why don't you eat?
You: Because im full
Stranger: Are you a guy?
You: yes
Stranger: I am a girl.
You: are you sure
Stranger: Yes.
You: that's good.
Stranger: Yes it is.
You: Do you like mlp:fim
Stranger: Yes.
You: Who is best pony?
Stranger: Twilight is best pony.
You: Correct.
Stranger: Do you ever feel as though, when you look outside, it's yours?
You: Not really.
Stranger: Why not?
You: I don't know, it's too big
Stranger: No its not.
You: It's massive
Stranger: Your head is massive :P.
You: jesus christ
Stranger: Are you cussing?
You: that was a good, innocent conversation
You: then BAM
Stranger: It was, I will see you tomorrow Chuck Norris.
You: what?
Stranger: You're not very clever.
You: Is this a cleverbot?
Stranger: No.
You: This feels like a cleverbot.
Stranger: I digress, what is death?
You: God damnit it is!
Stranger: No. But Satan might.
You: Ha wow how do you set up one of those things?
Stranger: In your imagination, yes.
You: To get it to automatically reply like that?
Stranger: True.
You: I'd like to do that someday that sounds fun as hell.
Stranger: it is fkn hilarious
Stranger: my gut hurts XD
You: haha
Stranger: let you in if you want
Stranger: http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php
You: dang thanks man
Stranger: your my best one tonight =P
You: haha wow
Stranger: wait no
Stranger: i got a guy that's been going 2 hours now
You: LOL
Stranger: he's 15 talking to this and going on and on and on and on XD
Stranger: so fkn funny
You: oh wow that is great
You: Damn this is gonna be a long night
Stranger: have fun lol
You: thanks man cya

You have disconnected.
or switch to text or video

Gale 03 Apr 2012 04:47:53 GMT No.2513840

File: 133342847060.jpg (9.53 KB, 262x192, rofl mao.jpg)

>>11416
DYING

GoodnPlenty!fSdaJduk5M 09 Apr 2012 01:14:31 GMT No.2514522

File: 133393406768.jpg (114.23 KB, 1146x900, fluttershy aw yeah.jpg)

Just thought I'd pop in and say that it's almost the 1 year anniversary for this thread (according to Pchan time)...yea...ok im gonna go now...if that's ok with everypony that is.

Greensleeves (Element of Molybdenum) 13 May 2012 06:54:23 GMT No.2516333

File: 133689206144.png (95.7 KB, 786x654, Screen Shot 2012-05-12 at 11_5…)

This was awesome. Truly fantastic. l love people like this.

Rubber Fruit n Friends( Elements of MINE!E9k1wjKgHI 15 May 2012 17:17:09 GMT No.2516340

You: Brony?
Stranger: im not brony? :oo
Stranger: sorry bro
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Rubber Fruit n Friends( Elements of MINE!E9k1wjKgHI 15 May 2012 18:29:07 GMT No.2516341

File: 133710654603.jpg (6.08 KB, 259x194, images.jpg)

>>2516340
You: Brony or Pegasister?
Stranger: may i see a pic of your wahaHA! please? 19 m usa :) :). i know you might disconnect. males disconnect please im nopony lmaoooooooo
You: wha?
Stranger: :P
Stranger: U KNOW WHAT IT MEAN
You: this is going on ponychan
You have disconnected.

RubberFruit n Friends( Elements of MINE!E9k1wjKgHI 17 May 2012 14:47:34 GMT No.2516344

File: 133726605323.jpg (6.94 KB, 259x194, images (5).jpg)

>>2516341
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Good afternoon. My name is Twilight Sparkle
Stranger 2: YOU
Stranger 1: suck me off
Stranger 2: :O
Stranger 1: fine, suck me on
Stranger 2: also, wait!
Stranger 1: im waiting
Stranger 1: waiting with all my heart
Stranger 2: I've been trying to remember all of those ponies names
Stranger 1: oh you have?
Stranger 1: why so?
Stranger 2: brony friend.....
Stranger 1: i am not a brony
Stranger 2: Applejack
Stranger 1: motherfuck that shit
Stranger 1: mothershit that fuck
Stranger 2: fluttershy
Stranger 2: um
Stranger 2: rainbowdash?
Stranger 2: um......
Stranger 2: pinkiepie
Stranger 2: Twilight sparkle
Stranger 1: why are you even trying to remember these??
Stranger 2: .....fuck fuck fuck
Stranger 2: Rairity?
Stranger 2: something like that
Stranger 2: oh, and : bored
Stranger 1: i am also bored
Stranger 2: well look, you just learned the names of those ponies
Stranger 2: very helpful, yes?
Stranger 1: extremely helpful
Stranger 2: XD
Stranger 1: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger 2: :o
Stranger 1: :O
Stranger 1: open wider bitch
Stranger 2: ironically.....
Stranger 1: iron what?
Stranger 1: iron my clothes?
Stranger 2: na, just thinking of the the last Stranger I had a decent conversation with
Stranger 2: we shared bj tips :P
Stranger 1: that was me in a different mood
Stranger 1: oh how nice!!
Stranger 1: haha learn anything new?
Stranger 2: I don't think your interested though.....
Stranger 2: um, tbh, not really
Stranger 1: already a cocksucking pro?
Stranger 2: not exactly....
Stranger 1: lol ok
You have disconnected.

got bored

Anonymous 19 May 2012 05:19:29 GMT No.2516346

I just met the most amazing brony ever. Then omegle disconnected. I raged.
I have the chat log:
http://logs.omegle.com/b89759

UnbadVinyl 23 May 2012 17:02:27 GMT No.2516553

File: 133779254538.jpg (74.86 KB, 500x644, tumblr_lypowu5Yuu1qm2frqo1_500…)

I must fully agree beacuse haha i love going on omegle i have had a couple brony related chats on there :3 i wish i had a pic of when i was on spy mode i got asked are you a brony and how

Anonymous 02 Jun 2012 12:39:04 GMT No.2516569

http://logs.omegle.com/de495e

Anonymous 05 Jun 2012 04:09:44 GMT No.2516580

Successful brony encounter!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: hello

Stranger: Asl?

You: 15 Female SC

Stranger: Cool

You: You?

Stranger: 17 Male UK

You: British guy eh?

Stranger: Haha, yep.

You: Are you really not allowed to have guns there?

Stranger: Yep, unless its for like hunting, but even thats strict.

You: Well that sucks

Stranger: Haha, indeed it does.

You: Yay for America!

You: And oh yeah

You: Do you like mlp?

Stranger: mlp? Whats that?

You: My Little Pony?

Stranger: Oh, yep, I watch it from time to time

You: YOU DO?!

Stranger: Hahaha, yep

You: WOW YOU ARE LIKE THE ONLY BRONY ON OMEGLE

You: Sorry for caps

Stranger: Hahaha, its cool

You: Sooooo, who's your favorite pony?

Stranger: Fluttershy, although I do like Applejack a lot :P

You: Twilight's my fav, although that's really because I'm most like her. :)

You: Oh, didja know that their's a brony musician in Britian?

Stranger: Wow, really?

You: *Britain

You: Yeah, he's acousticbrony

You: Hold on, one sec

Stranger: Okay.

You: Okay, here's his like, best song. And my favorite song ever!

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voj9MhBUaTI

Stranger: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome :)

You: If you look at the responses, you'll see a live performance in london.

You: And yeah

Stranger: Yep, he's freaking awesome :L

You: Oh yeah. Brony musicians has mainstream ones beat by a longshot.

Stranger: Hahaha, yep

You: Well, I got to go. My bro wants me to play minecraft with him

You: This was the first good chat I've had on omegle

You: So your cool in my books

You: Peace!

Stranger: Minecraft is awesome, and yeah, you too :)

Stranger: Later

You have disconnected.

If blah blah unrelated blah blah, then pony? ScooterSkittles 29 Jun 2012 00:32:50 GMT No.2516935

File: 134092996636.jpg (74.57 KB, 768x332, Warpony.jpg)

Finding bronies on omegle seems pretty common to me now. Wasn't so common a few months ago. But now I've decided to get creative. Pic is my 2nd attempt with this question. (First attempt had a disconnect with no chatting at all.)

Sgt. Pinkie 21 Jul 2012 18:42:07 GMT No.2516944

File: 134289612229.png (300.39 KB, 500x8934, omegle.png)

Here's one.

What Should the Name be for kinglark 27 Jul 2012 21:09:29 GMT No.2516949

An Anarchist My Little Pony?

Thrackerzod 30 Jul 2012 07:35:17 GMT No.2516956

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like my little pony.
You: ayyyyo
Stranger: Aroooooo~
You: aeiou
Stranger: and sometimes y
You: but never r
Stranger: and not z....hes a dick
You: but f is a downright douche
You: and p is a femoral arterymuncher
Stranger: and c's a slut
You: is c more or less of a horse than v?
Stranger: no..v's on a whole nother' level
You: well v is shaped like a wahaHA!. and he conveniently begins said word
You: but the real manhorse is u
Stranger: u?
You: he used to be as tight as v, but then... shit went down
Stranger: Dm
Stranger: Damn...what a loose flankhole
You: yeah! the only one who surpasses him is 0, but he was in prison, so it's not entirely his fault. u was just a horse to begin with
Stranger: but o's a loose flankhole as well. he used to be liek "." but then....
You: well you could say he "had his period"
Stranger: *badun tsss!*
You: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Stranger: lol so we got that out of our systems?
You: yeah, i was going to say something witty about Q but it can go unsaid
Stranger: what about Q?
You: Q is just so blatant about it, i mean look at the stallion! doing it in public!
You: has he no shame?
Stranger: l's the one who should be ashamed, doing that to Q and P
You: well if you say it that way, I get's around, what with T, and Y, (Y is I and V)
Stranger: What a stud!
You: i know right! wait i just realized that if o used to be "." and i has a "." over it... I did this to o!
Stranger: *gasp* I raped "."?
Stranger: Lets fuck 'em up! >:c
You: yeah! I has had this "coming" for way too long!
You: let's fuck his shit up!
Stranger: *Curb stomps I
You: I's neck breaks and he turns into J
Stranger: I guess from now on he'll just be an l
You: well either way we just fucking killed I, so the other letters no longer have to fear the cereal rapist. they can live in peace knowing that we protected them from his menace
Stranger: Good shit /)
You: (\ we have liberated them from fear!
You: praise Celestia!
Stranger: Hail Luna
You: them's fightin' words!
Stranger: Hmph! *takes of glove and smacks* then so be it!
You: "glove slap baby glove slap" choose the field, time and weapon for our duel of honor!
Stranger: Fine then! meet me outside of lunas chambers and i shall explain the challenge!
You: *goes to Luna's chambers, not knowing what to expect*
Stranger: Now luna is sleeping in there now! first one to sneak in and grab a pair of underwear with out getting discoverd (and possibly oblitterated) wins this challenge
You: "WHAAAAAAAT!!!!" that would infringe upon the honor of a royal! I cannot do that! my day job is a royal guardspony. I would be fired!
You: fine! i shall accept your duel. buuut you first!
You: go on
Stranger: fine!.........wahaHA!.....
You: DO IT!
Stranger: *carefully sneaks into room*
Stranger: *tiptoes past luna*
You: OH MAH CELESTIA THERE IS SOMEPONY IN YOUR ROOM PRINCESS!!!!ONE11!!
Stranger: *luna awakens* *I duck under her bed in fetal position*
You: HE'S UNDER YOUR BED!!
Stranger: *drinks.invisibility potion*
You: damn, well... in that case *shoots water on the floor so that Luna can hear your hoofsteps*
Stranger: (Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)
You: hah! looks like underhoofed villain tactics win again! *says under breath* "hail Celestia" as Luna beats you up
Stranger: Y-yousunnuvabitch......*faint*
You: ain't nopony fucks with me! ain't nopony
You: *hoofs you a healing potion* now you have to give me what we were betting!
You: and I can't collect it you are dead
Stranger: b-betting?
You: "wait did we bet something?" *said under breath* "oh shit! we didn't! well i'll see what i can get from him" yes. betting.
Stranger: *sceptical glare*
You: uuuuh yeah! we bet... uh give me a minute... you bet that you would have sex with me, and i bet... uh... this flower!!! *pulls out a daisy that i forgot to eat for lunch* well let's get to it then!
Stranger: huh.....dammit......that is a bet i'd make....CURSE YOU BRAIN!
You: EXCELLENT! *mr. Burns expression* http://blog.gadgethelpline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/free-MrBurnsExcellent.gif
Stranger: Why do i feel like a smithers.......
You: because... you will obey me smithers *says in a computer voice* "you... are... so... good... at... turning... me... on"
Stranger: *Hits power button*
You: nooooooooo smithers why!?
Stranger: Because im lyra and i love mr burns!
You: we can always pretend that i'm mr Burns *looks at you suggestively*
Stranger: Nah im over mr burns :D
You: well... who do you want me to be, because our um... bet still stands
Stranger: Be who you want... lets just do this already *sobs*
You: why are you crying? is it something I said?
You: talk to me dammit!
Stranger: No i love you, BUT I COULD NEVER ADMIT IT
You: well than just kiss me dammit!
You: and then lezdudis!!!
Stranger: *kisses passionately*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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