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But for now, enjoy the start of this epic cool tale!
The awesome quest
CHAPTER 1
King Kilo ruled over the land of Brodonia, but most people called him King kilo the rat, because he was a were rat.
He had bee na wererat nor for 14 years and since then he had stopped performing his royal duties to Broodonia. And thats terrible
King Kilo looked over hte land fro mhis window andsaw in the distant land of Fordor, a terrible fire rising from the ABYSS OF DEATH AND TORTURE
, The ABYSS OF DEATH AND TORTURE was where fake faiko the faker and his army lived. It was a bad place, and only bad people
works for faiko.
"YO DAD" said a voice, it was Princess HAzzat the useless.
"What do you want son" said the king
"OH MA GAWD DAD IM A GIRL FFS" Shouted the Princess "I HATE YOU DADDY I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE ABYSS OF DEATH AND TORTURE" and
with thsat she slammedthe door an leaft.
King Kilo thought about this threat for a while.
He had a choice, a choice that would change Brodonia forever.
Make up with his so- daughter
Or destroy the ABYSS OF DEATH AND TORTURE.
He looked at the land of Fordor, and made his decision.
CHAPTER 2
"WAAAAARK WAAAARK!" screeched Kajineko the falcon as he cicled down, down down down down down down down thorught the sky
down down down down down. Hew landed on the perch.
" what doid you see Kaji?" asked Sapphire, squire to yorriew borrie the knight/.
"Somebodies poisoned the watering hole!" said kaji and then " Nah just kidding lolz I actually saw som of faiko's imps trolling
and old lady. And by trolling I mean stabbing with knifes!"
"Dayum that sucks" Said sapphire
Just then Yorrie borriw walking in and said
"How u doin" Yorrieborrie said
YOrrieborrie was a knight, the bravest striongist and coolest knite in al lthe lands, He had flowing red hair and shiny
orange armor.
"O hello yorrieborrie sir im talking to a bird" said sapphire
"Birds can't talk foolish boy!" said yorrieborrie in a angry but nice voice.
TOOT TOOT TOOOOOT TOOOT OOOTT
It was the osund of the kings trumpets.
Chapter 3
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"Ho ho yes, hail be bizatches" ejaculated King kilo.
" I have a quest for you yorrieborrie, I need yo uto get a team of cool dudes and awesome doodettes and destroy the ABYSS OF MURDER AND TORTURE
"Thats insane, even with ten thousand men battaling Fake faiko the faker would be folly!" shrieked yorrieborrie.
"But I guess, You are the king, so I will fdoi it."
A few hours later everything was ready, Yorrie borries armour was clean and hair dandruff free, Sapphire was in his hoodie and
wore his kilt with pride, Kajineko the falcon had his cowboy hat on and behind them was onkeyman the baggage boy holding all their srtuff
"Ok guys, to find the best team we should go to linx the sphinx in the town of notcario, only his wisdom can guide us" said yorrieborrie.
ANd with that, they set off.
King Kilo the rat watched them leave and wondred if htis was the right thing to do. Of cousre it was he was always right, he was the king after all.
He retreated back into his room and sang
Oh I am the king
I have so many things
All the people look
and turn around and say
I like his rings
Then he went to sleep after he ate tea where he ate beef and chips.

























