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#1 Unicorn_Noob

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 08:35 PM

i want to start a topic where you can post PonyJokes ill give an example

a dialogue between AJ and RD

RD: hey Applejack can you do the same as me but with your name
AJ: okay i think
RD: my name is Rainbow Dash and now i dash off
AJ: okay. my name is Applejack and now i ja.....
RD: HAHAHAHAHAHA
AJ : oh you dirty little...

Edited by Unicorn_Noob, 16 January 2012 - 08:35 PM.


#2 Xennyk

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 09:10 PM

I used to be part of the Cutie mark Crusaders like you. Then I took an arrow on the knee.

#3 CJ_Bland

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 09:21 PM

Why does Fluttershy speak so softly? Because she's a little hoarse.

#4 roadkill100

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 06:35 AM

I wonder if IronMan competed in the Iron Pony :P

EDIT: Wait...that wasn't a really funny joke. :P

Edited by roadkill100, 17 January 2012 - 06:36 AM.


#5 blazinator3241

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 05:13 PM

TS: Hey rarity!
R: Yes twilight?
TS: You ever question why you like dresses so much?
R: Well its magical!

(boos in the background)

but... there both unicorns....

#6 Unicorn_Noob

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 05:30 PM

TS: Hey rarity!
R: Yes twilight?
TS: You ever question why you like dresses so much?
R: Well its magical!

(boos in the background)

but... there both unicorns....

i dont get it

#7 blazinator3241

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 05:53 PM

of course you didn't, I'm not good at this so I'll have to apologize for that...

hmm

Fluttershy: hey pinkie?
PP: yeah fluttershy?
Fluttershy: how would describe twilight
(Pinkie pie thinks)
PP: well she's an enchatress, at times a little evil, so an evil enchantress
Fluttershy: yeah
PP: and she does dance, and there pretty bad, so she does evil dances
Fluttershy: uhuh
PP: an when you look into her eyes she will...

(fluttershy smacks pinkie and walks away huffing)

Any better?

Edited by blazinator3241, 17 January 2012 - 05:54 PM.


#8 Lunar Storm

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 10:58 PM

Brony: Excuse me, are you an air conditioner?

Other Brony: Uhhh...

Brony: Because I heard you make things 20% cooler in ten seconds flat!

#9 Squint

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 11:26 PM

Berry Punch: "Yes, it's true, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."

/IloveBerryPunch

#10 bronytron3000

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 04:02 AM

Scootaloo: hey sweetie belle, have i got my cutie mark?

Sweetie Belle: well...

Scootaloo: I ask because i just spent 24 hours doing something i realised i'm good at: riding my scooter.

Sweetie Belle: you don't have your cutie mark yet.

scootaloo: ._.

Sweetie Belle: oh no. I know where this is going.

Scootaloo: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Sweetie Belle: why do you always stop half way through?

Scootaloo: nevermind that... i'm just pretty aangry that that was 24 hours of my life i'll never get back.

The End of the joke. turn around and take a detour.

#11 Lyras_pie

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 02:49 AM

Oh no.... Puns! My only weakness!!!!
Spoiler


JK, Imma follow! :)

#12 FCtheHalfDragon

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Posted 28 May 2015 - 02:53 AM

Why type of cereal do ponies like to eat?

Applejack's

#13 Brightful

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Posted 28 May 2015 - 04:12 AM

((this actually happened in the show))
RD: Now, what have we learned?
FS: Lots of control.
RD: Good.
FS: Screaming and hollering.
RD: Yes. And most importantly?
FS: Passion.
RD: Right!

let that sink in

and oops, this was bumped sorry

Edited by Brightful, 28 May 2015 - 04:13 AM.


#14 Sprint_Murphy

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 12:33 PM

HayHayHay!

What?

Its also called straw.

A friend and I did this all the time before i became a brony.
Technically this shouldnt be here.

Edited by Sprint_Murphy, 29 June 2015 - 12:34 PM.



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