You get a lollipop instead. Srry.
I wish for a lollipop. 
Posted 14 July 2013 - 02:09 PM
You get a lollipop instead. Srry.
I wish for a lollipop. 
Posted 14 July 2013 - 02:10 PM
Here's an ice lolly.
I wish for the fluffiest hair.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 02:46 PM
Granted.
It's so fluffy, you're gonna die!
I wish for the ability to randomly inf-err, destroy any terrible Changelings at will.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:12 PM
When you destroy 1 terrible one, 1 nice one dies too.
I wish to know why we can't look at ban appeals anymore, seriously, now a have a free, boring hour instead of a hour laughing at people spamming caps, "IT WAZNT ME"
Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:36 PM
You learn the answer by hacking into the admin chat, which gets you beaned.
I wish I could find the bean appeals forum.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:39 PM
Edited by Living Ordyin, 14 July 2013 - 08:39 PM.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:56 PM
The ending is as bad as Halo 2's ending
I wish Mass Effect 4 would come out.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 09:07 PM
Granted. It comes out, you buy it for $90 and you hate it no returns.
I wish to be a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on a rainbow.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 09:43 PM
Granted, but PFUDOR is overrated. Rainbow Dash decides to punch you off the rainbow.
I wish for PFUDOR to go away.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 09:52 PM
It doesen't
I wish ponies were real
Posted 14 July 2013 - 11:49 PM
It happens and they enslave you.
I wish some people on this forum would stop trying to be so eccentric.
Posted 15 July 2013 - 12:47 AM
They do, but then they start being awkward...
I WISH I HAD A PONY MADE OF DIAMONDS
Posted 15 July 2013 - 12:55 AM
A man named Handsome Jack kills you for it
I wish I could still look and laugh at ban appeals
Posted 15 July 2013 - 12:56 AM
You look at them and laugh at them, but you get banned for rudeness.
I WISH FOR A PLOT TWIST
Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:02 AM
Granted, but it's directed by M.Night Shermalon.
I wish for 50 additional IQ points.
Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:11 AM
You get them, at the cost of your limbs.
I want to hug derpy :3
Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:23 AM
Granted but she flies off and you fall down and break your legs
i wish if people could tell me a good idea for rp
Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:40 AM
granted, but the only people the join are idiots with alicorn ocs
I wish Mass Effect 3 had a good ending
Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:42 AM
It has a good ending, but you must download it at a price of 599 US dollars.
I wish I could meet Twilight Sparkle.
Edited by Electifried, 15 July 2013 - 01:43 AM.
Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:43 AM
(ninjad
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You do, but her new Princess duties bore you to death. Literally.
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD READ 1984 SO I COULD TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT IT
Posted 15 July 2013 - 08:09 AM
Granted, but they don't want to talk about it.
I wish for a hot water bottle that never goes cold.
Posted 15 July 2013 - 09:07 AM
Your water bottle is so hot it causes Earth to explode.
I want a packet of peanuts
Posted 15 July 2013 - 09:41 AM
Wish Granted. But the packet comes with a free peanut allergy.
I wish the Xbox One won't be as bad as everyone says it's going to be.
Posted 15 July 2013 - 09:43 AM
Granted. But Xbox One is worse than what anyone even imagined.
I wish I could roleplay as Dave better
Posted 15 July 2013 - 09:47 AM
Wish granted. but now you be horrible at roleplaying anyone else.
I wish I was more creatvie so that I could think of a wish to wish.
Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:31 PM
Granted, but you can't do much of anything else.
Seeing as I am suddenly Starrna, I just wish for me to be turned from a few blocks in a voxel program to an actuall changeling
Posted 16 July 2013 - 01:24 AM
Granted, but some Duke Nukem pony sees you become an actual changeling and blasts you with magic while chewing bubblegum.
I wish I wouldn't get so sweaty whenever I go outside.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 01:26 AM
Wish Granted. But you get sweaty whenever you are inside.
I wish for world peace.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 01:48 AM
There is peace on Earth, so all weapons are destroyed. The Earth reaches the apex of it's glory, becoming extremely advanced in science, art, and philosophy...
And then aliens fuck everything up.
I wish to survive the apocalypse.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 03:35 AM
Granted. When you arrive in space, you seem worse for wear than first thought, and seeing as there is no T2/T3 medbay on-board, you gon die
I wish for love
Posted 16 July 2013 - 03:59 AM
Wish Granted. Love is given to every living thing in the world. execept you.
I wish I could lower the volume of the TV with my mind as I am too lazy to go get the remote.
Edited by Bru, 16 July 2013 - 04:04 AM.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 04:13 AM
granted but your mind explodes when you try to do it
i wish for
Posted 16 July 2013 - 04:14 AM
Granted, but your wish for nothing turns into a wish for a wish to be corrupted.
I wish I had more chums on Pesterchum.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 04:19 AM
granted but then you explode (?)
i wish for someone to join URE pls
Posted 16 July 2013 - 04:37 AM
Granted, but then you get baned for spamming.
I wish the Sonic 06 game was better.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 04:46 AM
Wish Granted. But all the other sonic games end up beinging shit.
I wish I could lchange the channel of the TV with my mind as I am too lazy to go get the remote.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 05:15 AM
Granted, but you requested a very similar wish before. You just explooode
Posted 16 July 2013 - 05:20 AM
You wish for nothing, so you get a brick to the face.
I wish for something good.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 05:22 AM
What you get is so amazing your mind can't even begin to comprehend it and you go insane.
I wish I wasn't such an insomniac.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 05:23 AM
(Ninja'd)
Wish granted. Then all your non-insomniac-tecy causes you to explode.
I wish for whatever the next person who posts wants to give me.
Edited by Bru, 16 July 2013 - 05:24 AM.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 05:24 AM
you explode
i wish forrrrrrrrrrrree
Posted 16 July 2013 - 05:28 AM
Wish granted. Which is impossible cuz u didnt wish for anything. All this impossibility causes the world to end.
you explode
Is that the best u can think of?
I wish to be able to kill anyone with my mind.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 05:29 AM
Granted, I book you for an operation by Nigel Burke. Tomarrow.
I wish for Nigel Burke to be my friend.
Posted 16 July 2013 - 07:32 AM
Wish granted. But when I looked online to see who Nigel Burke was, I found 3 people named Nigel Burke and I just made 2 of them be your friend
And neither of the two was the one u wanted to befriend.
I wish for my wish to not to be granted.
Posted 18 July 2013 - 04:22 PM
Not granted, but Pinkie Pie accidentally grants it and ends Equestria from its impossibility to grant.
I wish to do a Sonic Rainboom!
Edited by Rainbow EvilDasher, 18 July 2013 - 04:23 PM.
Posted 18 July 2013 - 04:27 PM
Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:50 PM
Posted 18 July 2013 - 09:30 PM
You explode, but it is completely unspectacular in every way.
I wish I could lucid dream.
Posted 18 July 2013 - 09:45 PM
Granted, You always have lucid dreams but you go insane as you can only dream about killing your own family again and again.
I wish for Omegle to not be so... *shivers*
Edited by Living Ordyin, 18 July 2013 - 09:45 PM.
Posted 18 July 2013 - 11:44 PM
Posted 19 July 2013 - 01:38 AM
Wish Granted. But everyone is jealous of you being able to levitate and the government causes war against anything that can levitate. The government throws TNT at you and you explode.
I wish that whatever I wish for, I will not explode.
Posted 19 July 2013 - 04:45 AM
You implode instead.
I wish I was actually good at drawing.
Posted 19 July 2013 - 05:00 AM
You become good at drawing. People flood you with commissions and requests. You die of over-exhaustion and stress.
I wish for decent WiFi... #firstworldproblems
Posted 19 July 2013 - 05:10 AM
Granted, but you have to sell the house for your WiFi.
I wish for GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:09 AM
Granted, but Arstotzka implodes.
I wish I had my headphones right this minute.
Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:11 AM
(why?)
You get them, but it turns out they are really bad headphones and don't work.
I wish that sleep came easier to me.
Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:13 AM
Granted, but you find it hard to wake up
(I wanna re-watch the Moribito series ;~![]()
I wish for a television that had two remote controls
Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:27 AM
Granted. The TV comes with two remotes but it doesn't come with a TV.
I wish for I wish for.
Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:30 AM
Your wish for a fullstop is granted but it turns into a comma
I wish for the rest of the Moribito books to be translated to English.
Posted 19 July 2013 - 09:01 AM
wish granted but they are written backwards.
I wish for ?
Posted 19 July 2013 - 09:37 AM
Your wish for curiosity killed the cat.
I wish for hte spagheti
Posted 19 July 2013 - 09:50 AM
Wish granted. But u hav 2 wait 4 ur mom 2 com home.
I wish for everyone's wish to be corrupted except mine.
Posted 19 July 2013 - 10:01 AM
Granted, but that ruins the point of this thread.
I wish for the newly released L&P Chocolate to be right by my side
Posted 21 July 2013 - 07:00 AM
You get it but it is poisened.
I wish for a puppy named Bill!
Posted 21 July 2013 - 07:19 AM
It comes infected with rabies.
I wish for LOOT!!!
Posted 21 July 2013 - 04:24 PM
LuT? Okay, you're mentally scarred because that's how VSauce2 works
I wish for Gabester (Rigs of Rods) to return and make better car physics for his RoR cars.
Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:29 AM
Granted, but since nobody knows what the hell that is, the project gets cancelled three weeks before the release date, and only a half-finished virus-laden Beta version is available for pirate download, which will destroy your motherboard
I wish for Trixie to replace Twilight in Season 4
Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:40 AM
Granted, but clones of King "Brainless" Sombra replace the other 5.
I wish everyone knew what Rigs of Rods is.
Posted 22 July 2013 - 07:09 AM
Granted, however the entire world knew every situational conduct and everythint done with it that their heads exploded!
Posted 23 July 2013 - 04:06 PM
your wish for nothing is granted, giving you something you didn't want
I wish people would stop shouting that the world is going to end every time there's a major disaster
Posted 23 July 2013 - 04:54 PM
Granted, but people start shouting that the world's gonna end every time there's a minor problem (excluding me).
I wish for Maxis to be released from the greasey and terrible "WE NEED DRM"-ey hands of EA.
Posted 23 July 2013 - 05:41 PM
Wish granted. Maxis is taken up by a new company that only uses DRM as well. But don't worry, if you pay 60 bucks for the dlc that comes out two months later, you can play offline
I wish for one uncorrupted wish.
Edited by TraskCilaron, 23 July 2013 - 05:43 PM.
Posted 23 July 2013 - 05:45 PM
Granted, but everyone gets uncorrupted wishes, causing the thread to fail.
I wish lightbulbs didn't need to be replaced every now and then.
Posted 23 July 2013 - 05:58 PM
Granted, there are no lightbulbs now. No worries, Clan Jade Falcon doesn't fear the dark!
I wish Clan Wolf would have heavier mechs.
Posted 24 July 2013 - 05:10 AM
The mechs are too heavy for their own weight, and collapse
I wish I didn't live in a different timezone as my Counter Strike friends
Posted 24 July 2013 - 05:19 AM
granted, but now your CS freinds live in the opposite timezone
i wish for me to stop blushingggg
Posted 24 July 2013 - 07:55 PM
You do, but you are now sneezing constantly.
I wish I had a sane voice in my head
Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:10 AM
The sane voice is so sane that it makes you go insane
I wish for a better memory
Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:55 AM
Granted, but there's nothing worth remembering now.
I wish Derek Landy didn't brutally murder my OTPs.
Posted 25 July 2013 - 11:12 PM
Granted, but he still murders them.
I want a pony made out of diamonds called Butt Stallion
Posted 25 July 2013 - 11:49 PM
Granted, but the diamonds are fake and the pony dies due to a lack of vital organs.
I wish I could get my fucking scanner to work.
Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:00 AM
The scanner begins to work, and you go to place a drawing in it to scan. The lid closes and your hand is trapped in the scanner. Over the next few days, you die a slow death, lasting only until you run out of paper to eat.
I wish for a small stack of old desktops to play around with.
Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:22 AM
Granted, but none of them work and there's a colony of rats living on the inside.
I wish for more time
Posted 26 July 2013 - 01:16 AM
Granted! You get 1 more second!
I wish for a pony.
Posted 26 July 2013 - 01:17 AM
Granted, but it runs away.
I wish for a better OC
Posted 26 July 2013 - 01:19 AM
Granted, but you realize your current OC suits you best right after you make the wish, so your new OC becomes an OP alicorn with a second set of steampunk wings from saddle-arabia with a red-black color scheme that dines on the shadows of innocents.
I wish for functional Air Conditioning.
Edited by Reverie, 26 July 2013 - 01:19 AM.
Posted 26 July 2013 - 01:46 AM
Granted but you get freezing cold and become an ice cube OR it makes you become on fire from being to hot.
I wish for some kind of Cardcaptor Sakura wand.
Posted 30 July 2013 - 12:34 AM
granted, but the cardcaptor fanbase disappears, leaving you with something nobody cares about
I wish there would be a crossover episode between Doctor Who, and The Walking Dead
Posted 30 July 2013 - 12:36 AM
Done. But the doctor is a really old one no one likes.
I wish I had more time to do stuff.
Posted 30 July 2013 - 12:56 AM
Granted, but you don't get to do any of the stuff you want to do.
I wish the server would go ahead and update to 1.6 already. I wanna put stained clay everywhere.
Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:17 AM
Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:50 AM
Granted, but they're alicorns and they're really shit at moon-walking.
I wish I could draw humans
Posted 30 July 2013 - 10:55 AM
Granted, but now you can't draw ponies.
I wish for a time machine that also grants me invincibility and immortality, along with time travel ability.
Posted 08 August 2013 - 03:45 AM
granted, but the machine malfunctions, and strands you on an asteroid hurtling into a black hole, with no means of escape
I wish for a sequel to Lost, that actually makes sense
Edited by Steelsentry, 08 August 2013 - 03:46 AM.
Posted 08 August 2013 - 04:01 AM
Granted, but IDK what Lost is, so you get teleported into the TV and you are lost in a volcano and surrounded by a thousand Changelings and trip off a ledge and fall into lava.
I wish that I was Rainbow Dash in real life!
Actually, I wish I was Rainbow Dash AND lived in Ponyville AND had the Mane 6 as my friends AND yolo
Edited by Rainbow EvilDasher, 08 August 2013 - 04:02 AM.
Posted 08 August 2013 - 01:21 PM
The wish is granted, but you can't fly, and you are shy.
I wish I could sing every MLP song in the voices of the people they are sung in.
Posted 08 August 2013 - 03:09 PM
Granted. Your voice is stuck with the last voice you use-choose wisely.
I wish I would stop forgetting a wish.
Edited by Silent_Archer, 08 August 2013 - 03:58 PM.
Posted 08 August 2013 - 03:46 PM
Question?
Posted 08 August 2013 - 05:22 PM
No wish....
I wish I was in the movie Equestria Girls!
Posted 08 August 2013 - 05:44 PM
You play the role of Flipke, the school hamster. You have no lines. You die halfway through because spike eats you.
I wish I had a dragonfly for a pet.
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