OBJECTION of the game is to continue on the story and ONLY use three words.
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• Use only three words
• Keep a clean language (swears are for angry people)
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There once was...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Story so far (I'll be updating the story from here)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There once was The Great and POWERFUL TriXIE eating a daisy sandwitch with a very annoying and sad Derpy Hooves was amazed by bubbles and saw that they were starting a delicious puzzle, But then the apple family came and killed everypony except for Jack and then skipped across Equestria, singing Blue Moon. Afterwards, potatoes tasted awful but not to Those who drink Pinkie Pie broke The universe and violated the law! Then Celestia activated The almighty and slimy Mother Hydra To stop this uprising against her. She primed the Orbital friendship cannon to be fired down upon the honeybadgers in hopes that nyancat would spare their lives and give them A place to relax and enjoy the refreshing taste of Mountain Dew. But then a Goatfooted Blasphemous Minotaur attacked Fluttershy, prompting A full-scale invasion Of giant and preposterous love making. This sick arsenal was so sexy that it caused Dinosaur Laser Fights. to run rampant over the hills but the asteroid Housed Dozens of hungry ponies.
But the fun was to be doubled Soon, The Flying Swarm of parasprites ate Lyra's pie, then decided to kill twilight sparkle. Spike went over to see what he could see and he saw a happyface and Rarity being chased he stared at The sun in-order and laughed hard with the Dovakhiin. Granny Smith rocked and poked her Walking cane at Big Macintosh, saying "When I was young, I was Benny Lava's personal assistant, and I Used to sell pipe cleaners to killer monster snowmen that would eat delicious baby bunnies But they weren't delicious at all. They tasted more like squashed bees." why not zoidberg? because its unrelated! The thanksgiving feast involved delicious bunnies made out of delicious milk chocolate and fried egg and bunny meat which was tough. It was chewy and extremely gamey it wasn't fit for Ulfric Stormcloak but it was great for peasants. Twilight then decided to derail the friendship train heading towards the light Of princess celestia who was incredibly vivid in her sparkly pink ballgown. Nicholas Cage smacks his forehead of cheese because he didn't want to yell 'FUS RO DAH! Instead he brushed fluttershy's mane with a herring made of frozen Keanu's Sausage Links! 'god dam' said Fluttershy when she bashed her head on Rainbow Dash's Ak-47 with Flamethrower, the AK exploded killing pinkie pie. Fortunately she lived, but had diabeties but not really. But Pinkie's shenanigans eliminated all diseases but only two . Those diseases were foot and mouth, the deadliest two. Disease ravaged the land of Equestria in hopes that Fluttershy would perish. But she prevailed.
Meanwhile on the army space base Little Comrade Dorpy wa5 b31ng 133t and destroyed blubbles! with deadley firearms and harmless grenades aswell as phirhanas and Punchasus Barracudas. Dorpy hated bubbles! so she joined Anti Bubble Klan to take out The fluttercult leader and initiate the war of the Bubbly Bubbles. This is Madness. Derpy Hooves is Science. Suddenly outta nowhere Luna hit Derpy right where it hurt, derpy hooves squeaked in pain, spaced out and jumped for safety Imnotparanoid caught her Kiljoy1221 killed imnotparanoid and the joy. He then proceeded to die horribly and they tousled and danced on for a thousand years into the sun, but Celestia and Eroll Stopped a orphan living out his dreams of becoming pie. while he watches communist propoganda films of me dancing. The dancing sucked and the ponies booed in protest.
SUddenly frogs, millions of them, lept from the river and onto skateboards. And started towards the river where they divided by age, going off into the ponyville Traumatizing everypony around with their bodacious And Slimey Feet and their persistant run on sentences. They Annoyed Everypony with their croaking and pretty cupcakes, their purpose unknown Were trampled on by the larger SUPER DEATH FROG Of manipulatory love which in this story means evilness and epic Devilious THEN AN EXPLOSION! krawoom it went and completely obliterated Hazzats little house and so he trained his muscles and went all big and strong 'nshouted: "no YOU!" hazzat was happy but not for your enjoyment, because He hates enjoyment, but loves cheese! Suddenly Sheogorath appeard and went to see derpy. He was angry, angry to the point of mega anger that consumed him He evolved into A beach ball boing boing boing Beachball of evilness and boinged across the surface of Equestria, smacking into Everypony who dared to disobey the unspoken code of Evil princess Luna For Great Justice and tasty pie (delicious bunny flavour) but the pie was made of craftsmen universal wrenches dressed with cream when suddenly, fire erupted from the crumbly crust, revealing a puppy-sized pony with afro and a hat and took out A big dictionary and looked up various dirty words and then he pooped his pants Batman jumped out and robin yelled "FUS RO DAH!" but Batman just stood there, and Ate a hotdog.
Meanwhile, in equestria three fat colts went over to THE DEATH STAR In big spaceships shaped like mushrooms. The tractor beam got them. "Help !'',Shouted the fattest una ware that his Leg was gnawed To the bone. By a wombat that was hungry because of rarity and her wet bucket of water exploded into cake delicious bunny flavour! Yelled fluttershy, eating delicious bunnies. Then she went on the Juicy turtles scream a very hardcore metal song. That screeched Throughout Equestria. She then Got a wingboner And said "I would like to tickle your fine billy goat". So she went to tickle the goat but the goat had tummy aches. She was mad so she threw a pillow at the goat, and powerful Trixie, who wanted revenge, snuck into Hammerfell's border and destroyed the ultra automator zappinator? While Simultaneously managing avoiding the Borg who decided to make marvelous cookies using the freshest wheat worms from Germany. It was Very repulsive, and It smelled like Honeybadger's dead cobra, which had eaten, half of Equestria while the pizzeria blew up because some hobo stole all the cookies. and then the aliens ate fifty caramel crunchy crackers and then johnny, and then johnny, grabbed his rifle and shot at the alien dirtbags which had slurped all of the Kool Aid making all of the Presidents rise from their graves and Catching all Pokemanz, and defeated all The trainers except the best one Garry Freakin Oak and then johnny stole the triforce and ate it along with bangers who then did Illegal Magic on Strawberry Shortcakes Head Had exploded prosaically Typically, this means that some will die of cancer or float into another planet far Away from tengu and many other Clown man used hyper beam on Mega man and tossed him into The pit it was very deep And it burns his eyes out Then William Shatner sang about his Puffy pants, making Fluttershy cry because There was no spinning Link faces.
Then Rainbow Dash shoop doop da whammed into the magic party place Where Fancy Pants Kicked the bucket from a horrible nightmare that she woke up from Tenguman and grenademan went to the Pinkie pies house to invite her To meet Clownman to find out What her freinds were up to Even though it derailed the thread, by throwing many Unwanted Subjects into A minecraft furnace. What happened to Pinkies hair deflated Fern then was very unexcited and Saw pinkie crying and hugged her. Then Pinkie went to sugar cube corner and sat at the counter with gummy. she ate some muffins. Then she decided to invite derpy for a party game at the Goldenrod City PokeCenter. And then, suddenly, a wild rarity loved Fluttershy raging. The rarity used the Royal Canterlot voice to scare fluttershy, then fluttershy used thunder carnival. the rarity fleed. fluttershy was victorious And gained -198 Then Tenguman appeared and Metroid Prime! But then died From fluttershy's cuteness Luckily, Rainbowdash wasn't there, or else she would hug herself in fear. as fluttershy made a hasty decision to kill rarity as sinster as the plan was it was necessary. Pinkie read cupcakes "Me gusta" Pinkie Cried to rainbow
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