Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all.
Scissors
Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:29 PM
Correct
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:03 AM
Ok let me think of one, Glittering points That downward thrust, Sparkling spears That never rust. What am I?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:16 AM
Icycle
(or however you spell it)
Edited by Bru, 22 September 2013 - 08:17 AM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:33 AM
Icycle
(or however you spell it)
Correct, Your turn
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:36 AM
I hope I get to answer one soon... I have a good riddle.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:01 AM
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman goes into the back and then returns wearing a mask and holding a gun. The costumer thanks him and walks out of the bar without having any water. Why was he satisfied?
The barman did not know the costumer.
The costumer was not a criminal.
The barman did not give or take anything from the costumer, although he lost something.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:15 AM
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman goes into the back and then returns wearing a mask and holding a gun. The costumer thanks him and walks out of the bar without having any water. Why was he satisfied?
The barman did not know the costumer.
The costumer was not a criminal.
The barman did not give or take anything from the costumer, although he lost something.
Was he a criminal?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:19 AM
Was he a criminal?
The barman was not a criminal, nor the costumer.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:19 AM
Hiccups
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:24 AM
Hiccups
Could you explain it a bit more?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:27 AM
He had the hiccups. Dat guy at de bar had hiccups so batman scared him with the gun and got rid of them
Edited by Epicfail18081, 22 September 2013 - 09:27 AM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:30 AM
He had the hiccups. Dat guy at de bar had hiccups so batman scared him with the gun and got rid of them
I hate your spelling, but you got it right.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:49 AM
I hate your spelling, but you got it right.

Why do I always miss the riddles?!
Posted 22 September 2013 - 11:00 AM
I hate your spelling, but you got it right.
Shhh, it was on purpose.
On average, how many eggs would a peacock lay in a year?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 12:04 PM
The males lay none.
The females lay about 7-8 in year, if you don't remove them, that is.
erpderp.
Edited by Engela, 22 September 2013 - 12:04 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 03:09 PM
You've kinda gone into too much detail there. Give it another shot.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 03:12 PM
none; peacocks are male and peahens are female
but, the peahens lay up to 730 to 1400 eggs in a year (I THINK I AM WRONG IN THIS FACT BECOUSE FUCK BIOLOGY)
Edited by James the Sexy Cat, 22 September 2013 - 03:17 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 03:12 PM
None.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 04:30 PM
A certain amount. Therefore, I have the right answer and get to do a riddle.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 04:32 PM
none; peacocks are male and peahens are female
-Insert bullshit here-
Yup., go ahead.
A certain amount. Therefore, I have the right answer and get to do a riddle.
...
Edited by Epicfail18081, 22 September 2013 - 04:33 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 04:37 PM
I am near you, i am everywhere, yet i am invisible, what am i?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 04:40 PM
The air..?
Edited by Engela, 22 September 2013 - 04:40 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 04:41 PM
The air..?
fuck my life was it that easy
Posted 22 September 2013 - 04:55 PM
Words cannot describe how obvious that was.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 04:56 PM
It sort of was.
This one is relatively easy. OBVIOUS RIDDLE HO.
I'm something borrowed,
I'm something blue;
You stole me,
and I stole you;
I'm quite old and not quite new;
End of the world, what to do?
Do you know who I am?
Edited by Engela, 22 September 2013 - 04:57 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:00 PM
Are you a diamond or something The TARDIS!
Edited by Epicfail18081, 22 September 2013 - 05:01 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:01 PM
Are you a diamond or somethingTHE TARDIS!
Correct!
Edited by Engela, 22 September 2013 - 05:03 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:01 PM
...
tardis
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:02 PM
Nope.
I edited mine, now edit yours.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:04 PM
Edited. Answer was correct, 'gratulations to you.
Edited by Engela, 22 September 2013 - 05:04 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:04 PM
wtf no fair, we edited at the same time!
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:07 PM
Technically, both of you won. Two riddles? I don't even know.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:08 PM
Nyeh, I'm fresh out of riddles anyways so I'll give this one to James.
Edited by Epicfail18081, 22 September 2013 - 05:08 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:13 PM
WHY DO I MISS THE CHANCE TO ALWAYS GET TO ANSWER A RIDDLE FIRST?!
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:20 PM
Because you're slow.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:33 PM
... Can Wolfey do one seeing as though it was a draw?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 06:01 PM
Already chose James to do one.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 06:04 PM
Son of a gun...
Posted 22 September 2013 - 06:41 PM
A man hijacks an aeroplane transporting both passengers(8 of them) and valuable cargo. After taking the cargo, the man demands nine parachutes, puts one of them on, and jumps, leaving the other eight behind. Why did he want eight?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 06:45 PM
So the other passengers could use them.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 06:48 PM
If the officials thought he was jumping with a hostage, they would never risk giving him a faulty parachute
Edited by BadassBarbas, 22 September 2013 - 06:50 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:12 PM
If the officials thought he was jumping with a hostage, they would never risk giving him a faulty parachute
you googled it, i know you googled it becouse i can plainly see you copy & pasted it.
you make this game boring
Edited by James the Sexy Cat, 22 September 2013 - 07:14 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:14 PM
you googled it, i know you googled it becouse i can plainly see you copy & pasted it.
you make this game boring
DAMNIT
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:17 PM
DAMNIT
good i dont want any doctor who riddles
ehe
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:19 PM
good i dont want any doctor who riddles
ehe
When I do get to post one it'll be a Doctor Who riddle.
if you don't like Doctor Who or not.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:28 PM
I deny your claims James! I used Bing
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:30 PM
I deny your claims James!
I used Bing
JUST POST THE RIDDLE ALREADY SHEESH
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:36 PM
next riddle i will make up the hardest one so you idiots dont google it
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:37 PM
*Ahem*
A panda walks into a restraurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. After he'd finished, he shot the waiter and told everyone to look him up in the dictionary.
Why did he say this?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:40 PM
he eats shoots and leaves,
(the panda eats leafs, and shoots are the stem of the plant
Edited by James the Sexy Cat, 22 September 2013 - 07:41 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:40 PM
*Ahem*
A panda walks into a restraurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. After he'd finished, he shot the waiter and told everyone to look him up in the dictionary.
Why did he say this?
Because he's pandemonium?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:45 PM
Pandas eat bamboo shoots.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:47 PM
he eats shoots and leaves,
(the panda eats leafs, and shoots are the stem of the plant
Yus. However, Wolfey's was more entertaining. I would have also accepted "Should have gone to SpecSavers"
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:48 PM
ty k let me come up in one
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:52 PM
Yay my turn~
A doctor rides into a town on a horse on Friday, and then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:53 PM
Yay my turn~
A doctor rides into a town on a horse on Friday, and then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
its actually my turn, since i actually got it right, not only becouse your freinds it doesnt mean you get the turn :l
but anyway all the doctor napper riddles are easy, he used the tardis or wahtever the hell
Edited by James the Sexy Cat, 22 September 2013 - 07:54 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:54 PM
Yay my turn~
A doctor rides into a town on a horse on Friday, and then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
Either way, the horse was either called Friday or TARDIS
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:55 PM
Either way, the horse was either called Friday or TARDIS
Rrrrright! =3 Told you I'd do a Doctor Who one. Your turn, Barbas.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:58 PM
wolfey, you are both unfair, since you only do the benefit of the freind, stop being unfair, i called tardis first.
godamn i hate this now, you turned this into doctor who riddle and freind support only thread.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:00 PM
I honestly didn't see that James. It's your turn anyways.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:08 PM
In the kingdom of skull, King Norse did not allow any citizen to visit the world outside. Also only a person with a proper paperwork was allowed to enter or he was sent back. A wooden bridge was what connected the kingdom to the world. The king had appointed a sharpshooter who would check every five minutes on the bridge to check. After checking, he would go back to his hut and return exactly after five minutes again. The bridge took 9 minutes to cross.
A merchant was able to escape the kingdom without harming the shooter.
How ?
just don't google it, don't bing it, dont anything. seriously guys it takes out the fun of the game
Edited by James the Sexy Cat, 22 September 2013 - 08:08 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:15 PM
In the kingdom of skull, King Norse did not allow any citizen to visit the world outside. Also only a person with a proper paperwork was allowed to enter or he was sent back. A wooden bridge was what connected the kingdom to the world. The king had appointed a sharpshooter who would check every five minutes on the bridge to check. After checking, he would go back to his hut and return exactly after five minutes again. The bridge took 9 minutes to cross.
A merchant was able to escape the kingdom without harming the shooter.
How ?
just don't google it, don't bing it, dont anything. seriously guys it takes out the fun of the game
He bribed him? If he's a merchant he's got to have a lot of valuable stuff... or at least some
Edited by beatboxer549, 22 September 2013 - 08:19 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:16 PM
The merchant waited until the shooter went away, and when he came back, he hid, ad waited again until he crossed the bridge
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:17 PM
He bribed the sharpshooter
Briiiiiiibed
wrong
The merchant waited until the shooter went away, and when he came back, he hid, ad waited again until he crossed the bridge
the bridge takes 9 minutes to cross and is only a big wooden plank, wrong
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:23 PM
The merchant had psychic paper.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:26 PM
The merchant had psychic paper.
nothing world breaking.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:26 PM
Wait no, the merchant was the king
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:27 PM
If he's a merchant he would have the paperwork for trading.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:29 PM
Wait no, the merchant was the king
ssssssss hot hot hot close
so very close, yet so far
tip; lol no tips im an ass
If he's a merchant he would have the paperwork for trading.
but the riddle states that he ESCAPED, Not left. this is the closest ones got. good job
youve lost it all dun dun dun
omg i hate this brohoof glitches, it says i'm posting to quick.. urhgn
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:29 PM
The merchant was trading for the king?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:31 PM
Was he merchant the sharpshooter?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:31 PM
Was he merchant the sharpshooter?
correct
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:33 PM
Fuk.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:34 PM
Fuk.
You have met the equivalent of my thoughts... x10
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:37 PM
correct
That was too damn obvious, I was trying to avoid asking that.
To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:39 PM
I've heard that one before... it's a dog
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:40 PM
I've heard that one before... it's a dog
Correct, its a riddle of the sphinx. I half expected someone to have heard it before.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:41 PM
your pet (dog)
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:42 PM
Okay, here we go
Those who make it don't tell it. Those who have it don't know it. Those who know it don't want it.
What is it?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:44 PM
Okay, here we go
Those who make it don't tell it. Those who have it don't know it. Those who know it don't want it.
What is it?
Poison.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:45 PM
Okay, here we go
Those who make it don't tell it. Those who have it don't know it. Those who know it don't want it.
What is it?
forfeit money, this one was easy
omg omg omgom ogm0mg im posting to quick this will ruin the game ogmgmgmgmmgmgm
POSTNG TO QUICK PLEASE NO OMG
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:45 PM
forfeit money, this one was easy
omg omg omgom ogm0mg im posting to quick this will ruin the game ogmgmgmgmmgmgm
POSTNG TO QUICK PLEASE NO OMG
Correct
post slower, damn you...
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:50 PM
Two men are in the desert, the both have packs on, one of the guys is dead.
What happened?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:53 PM
The packs were parachutes, the dead guy forgot to get his open in time
I also heard this one before
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:55 PM
The packs were parachutes, the dead guy forgot to get his open in time
I also heard this one before
dd the dead guy parachute broke but correct
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:00 PM
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
What is it?
Edited by beatboxer549, 22 September 2013 - 09:01 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:04 PM
a secret
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:04 PM
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
What is it?
A secret?
Damn. I got ninja'd
Edited by Argos, 22 September 2013 - 09:04 PM.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:05 PM
a secret
Correct, but it can also be a riddle
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:09 PM
James named his first son Alpha, second Emily, third Calvinus and fourth Septimus, whatst he fifth's son name?
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:13 PM
Nothing, the 5th child was a girl
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:16 PM
Nothing, the 5th child was a girl
correct
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:22 PM
this one is very easy, but you should change it since the riddle actually links to the answer.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:23 PM
Water, fire, earth and wind.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:25 PM
Water, fire, earth and wind.
the actual riddle linked to the answer my freind
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:28 PM
I didn't look in there. I thought it linked to Wikipedia or something like that.
Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:28 PM
I want to slap myself with the bowl of popcorn now
Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:29 AM
I want to slap myself with the bowl of popcorn now
uh...WHAT?!
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