Welcome. You have entered the Hipster zone. Today I will teach you the secret art of slamming thugs with the most overpowered class in the rog. That's right, fools it's the Hipster. He is so hardcore that if Sephiroth and Ash Ketchum did the fusion dance they would most certainly become the Hipster. With this guide you will become more badess than even McKellen and even Cake. First we must be able to locate this unstoppable hustler on the champion select screen. Can you find the Hipster? Well done, you have located the hipster and now are part-way to being total gangsters. But what makes the Hipster such a baller? Well let's take a look. Just look at this hardcore thug. You can tell by his sincere eyes that he has just overcome a meth addiction and is ready to straighten up and fly right. But his rectangle knife tells that he is prepared to roll over an entire neighborhood and beat up innocent civilians for protection and money. And we all know that being a bully is cool. Look over here it is some badess. There is some more badess over here. And even more badess down here. Lots and lots of badess. Finally, we have the backward white baseball cap. You can tell he spends his recreational time hitting homers and getting paid, which adds to his badess level. Well done, you now understand why the hipster is the best class in the universe. Now it's time to gear up. Choosing your gear is crucial for survival in the ganglands. Make sure you purchase a green knife, the best item in the game. Because you need the grass element to defeat the rock element Pokemon. And we all know that Brock is the first gym leader. Next, we need the right hedron. If you don't know what a hedron is then you should leave this game and go back to Nintendogs instead. When you enter the ROTMG you will be given a free fire-type hedron by Willem. Because he is a stand-up guy. This is actually the best item in the game, so keep it. See this seemingly impenetrable wall? Poof. Juke Nukem'd. Next, get the purple overcoat. The best item in the game. Because purple is the colour of ninja. And you can peoples harder if you have the blessings of a ninja on your side. Finally, we need something to compliment our already ridiculously high swag. For this reason I choose the black rock ring. This proves that you have defeated Brock in a Pokemon battle, it is also the best item in the game. Well done, your Hipster is now fully built. Take an hour break to make a coffee and brag to the other rotmg people about your insanely overpowered class. Your first goal is to get your thugging level to 20. To acheive this just wander around the evil forest and slam any homeboys you may come across. As you get closer to the volcano of doom, the roaming gangs become stronger. So stay around the wannabes and primary school library clubs until you are a competent basketballer. Now that you are level 20, you can enter the most dangerous place in the universe. The godlands. But wait. Let me teach you the secrets to the gods. Watch out, it's a snake. The snake is the hardest boss in the game. Make sure you dodge his green lasers and his totally-balanced red grenade. Remember you can rub your red hedron to teleport to your cursor to dodge attacks. This is what makes the hipster the best class in the universe. Next up is battleholder. The battleholder will chunk you with his slow-moving white lasers. Keep your distance and whoop his rude head. Holy crap. It's the tree. The tree has the power of foresight so he will throw his five red daggers in the direction you are heading. This makes him the hardest boss in the game. Strafe side-to-side and use your totally-balanced hedron to demoralize him and make him feel underpowered. Holy shet look behind you! It's a manitee. The manitee is a rich gangster who has like ten-billion guns. Making him the hardest boss in the game. Wait for him to run out of guns before you hedron in for the kill. There are other thugs in the gangster-lands. But they are all weak and ugly and because you are the best character in the universe, you will have no trouble rolling them. When Oryx the mad-hatter is sick of your intense thugging, he will send you to his crib. Oryx's crib is a team-based dungeon. But because you are the best character in the universe, you will be able to solo the whole dungeon. Run past the stupid monsters until you reach the Chamber of Secrets. In the Chamber of Secrets, you will have to Digimon battle Oryx's cousins. Their names are huge red rock and huge blue rock. They will try and apprehend you with their multi-coloured lasers and tango dancing. Use your completely-balanced levels of speed and hedron to dodge their attacks. Finally it is time to face the hardest boss in the universe. That's right, it's Oryx. Oryx and his cronies will fight with their huge white balls and other party tricks. Watch carefully to how I handle Oryx. Get slammed. Now that I have shown you how to use the most overpowered gimp in video-game history, you must farm up the ganglands and collecting the coloured rocks so that you can become a true rotmg master.[/size]