If Equestria Was Real What Would You Do?
#101
Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:13 AM
Then is find a ninetailed fox cub and befriend it
After all mythical animals are easier to find in Equestria
#102
Posted 16 July 2012 - 12:53 PM
#103
Posted 16 July 2012 - 01:15 PM
#104
Posted 19 July 2012 - 12:08 AM
#105
Posted 20 July 2012 - 08:28 PM
Equestria is not real?
WHOA, man! It's a conspiracy! Equestria is real and the show is there to cover it up! The Government has been sending out hyperships since 5 weeks before the first episode of season 1!
#106
Posted 20 July 2012 - 08:29 PM
#107
Posted 21 July 2012 - 07:48 PM
WHOA, stallion! It's a conspiracy! Equestria is real and the show is there to cover it up! The Government has been sending out hyperships since 5 weeks before the first episode of season 1!
How many of you read that in a hippie voice?
(Put on your lead foil hats, man!)
#108
Posted 23 July 2012 - 03:01 PM
#109
Posted 26 July 2012 - 04:35 PM
#110
Posted 26 July 2012 - 09:55 PM
If all else fails, I'd go back to DJing for a Manehatten radio station.
#111
Posted 26 July 2012 - 10:05 PM
If you're talking about the Dye music video where everything is all nice and dandy until some animators got bored an decided to do make one of the most stupidest videos of all time.
It's not a stupid video. It's an homage to H.P. Lovecraft, pioneer of weird tentacle stuff.
As such, it's a statement on the mechanistic nature of the universe and man's inability to cope with cosmic indifference.
#112
Posted 26 July 2012 - 11:03 PM
#113
Posted 27 July 2012 - 12:16 AM
#114
Posted 02 August 2012 - 02:42 AM
Edited by Golfmann14, 02 August 2012 - 02:43 AM.
#115
Posted 02 August 2012 - 06:05 PM
#116
Posted 02 August 2012 - 07:06 PM
#117
Posted 02 August 2012 - 07:11 PM
#118
Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:13 PM
#119
Posted 05 August 2012 - 10:06 AM
#120
Posted 05 August 2012 - 10:13 AM
#121
Posted 09 August 2012 - 09:49 PM
#122
Posted 11 August 2012 - 09:38 AM
#123
Posted 11 August 2012 - 07:37 PM
#124
Posted 14 August 2012 - 03:23 AM
Genius.I'd make drugs out of local plant life and make a cartel, then I would invest money to expand the graveyard.
#125
Posted 04 September 2012 - 08:11 PM
2. hug fluttershy
3. meet pinkie pie and go to one of her parties
4. Die happy years and years and years later
#126
Posted 04 September 2012 - 08:46 PM
#127
Posted 04 September 2012 - 08:54 PM
#128
Posted 05 September 2012 - 07:35 AM
so yeah use that to get mah bits, then live a nigh perfect life in ponyville. maybe use mental image projection to get the plans to more complicated stuff.
magic i don't gotta explain crap.
#129
Posted 06 September 2012 - 11:35 PM
Then.................................BOUNCE LIKE PINKIE PIE! why you ask? Cuz im in Equestria!
#130
Posted 16 September 2012 - 02:05 AM
#131
Posted 17 September 2012 - 11:32 AM
And no, I'm totally not just stealing that idea from The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog. That's actually my standard plan for exploring any fictional world with which I'm familiar. I'm actually in the process of (slowly) writing a semi-serious fictional guidebook on preparing oneself for inter-realm travel, and doing so has had me implementing some of my own advice. Some highlights:
Circumstances such as portals to other worlds randomly appearing in front of you are highly unlikely, but the possibility still exists. Having a plan for such an eventuality is a must, since the portal may only be open for a few seconds--just long enough for you to dive straight through it. That being the case, the author advises you to always carry the bare minimum survival tools on your person wherever you go, and to keep them (and some actual clothes) close at hand while in the bathroom or sleeping. Being ready to go at a moment's notice is the key to trans-realm travel for anyone without natural plane shifting abilities.
Rule number one of traveling to other worlds: assume anyone who claims to be a god is, in fact, a god, until you can conclusively prove otherwise. Failure to do so may result in bodily harm, psychic damage, or spontaneous alterations of your history--including an immediate and total erasure from the timeline.
When granted the opportunity to work for pay, always take your pay in the form of physical valuables--such as precious metals or gems--or as useful items--such as weapons, armor, or supplies. Electronic credits will do you know good if you happen to get unexpectedly shifted out of your current reality--if it happened once, it can and probably will happen again.
Take pictures of everything interesting, preferably on film rather than digitally. That won't conclusively prove you aren't just making things up, but a six-hour video and hundreds of undeveloped photographs of you hanging out with the folks from your favorite show/movie/book/game will go a long way toward making folks believe you.
If you happen to end up on a world with which you have no familiarity, trust no one until you learn more about the history of the place you've landed. That doesn't mean you shouldn't be nice to the locals, but don't take anything at face value right off the bat. Also, tell no one about your true origins unless you ended up at a trans-planar crossroads, where such things are so common they aren't interesting anymore. The last thing you need is to be burned at the stake as a witch, or something. The 'I've got amnesia' ploy is a good one in these circumstances.
#132
Posted 19 September 2012 - 07:37 PM
Circuitboard or Bluescreen: Invent the treble blaster, awww yeah.
High Key: shatter glass with voice, become better piano player, become famous.
Human: Get someone to turn me into a pony or the human equivalent to a Unicorn or Pegasus (Alicorn if possible).
In all three scenarios i would find Twilight ASAP. If however i landed in canterlot id probably seek to find princess Celestia as she will know what to do..
Edited by Hydrowolf524, 20 September 2012 - 03:36 PM.
#133
Posted 19 September 2012 - 09:44 PM
#134
Posted 19 September 2012 - 11:24 PM
You get them to?Soo, wait. Equestria isn't real? I go there every day. All you have to do is get the magical pill off one of those guys in the alleys. Silly forums
#135
Posted 20 September 2012 - 12:56 AM
Ya know ah think that may be Acid yer taken thereYou get them to?
Edited by Hydrowolf524, 20 September 2012 - 05:21 PM.
#136
Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:47 AM
...go google it, it's a good story... And you'll get what I'm talking about.
I just noticed how many people posting here SHOULDN'T EVER BE ALLOWED in Equestria.
#137
Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:23 PM
1, equestria is real.
2, fly all day long!
#138
Posted 21 September 2012 - 01:22 AM
#139
Posted 21 September 2012 - 04:54 AM
Banish trixie into the everfree forest.
*adds to list of people who aren't coming with me to equestria if I get the chance*
#140
Posted 21 September 2012 - 06:11 AM
#141
Posted 21 September 2012 - 06:20 AM
Edited by Laser_Lens_4, 21 September 2012 - 06:20 AM.
#142
Posted 25 September 2012 - 10:09 PM
#143
Posted 26 September 2012 - 03:03 AM
Since when can Trixie turn people into ponies?If Equestria were real, I would first hope it was the season 1 premieir time wise. i'd find Trixie, have her polimorf me into a pony, go to the town hall at precisly the right time where nightmare moon appears, go encounter twilight along with the other ponies and odds are i will join their quest and become their friend. the rest is basicly all the episodes including me.
#144
Posted 26 September 2012 - 09:08 AM
#145
Posted 26 September 2012 - 04:18 PM
#146
Posted 27 September 2012 - 01:13 AM
Have you heard of 'Banned from Equestria (Daily)'? That's why.Since when can Trixie turn people into ponies?
And it's Derpy who's best pony.
#147
Posted 27 September 2012 - 02:10 AM
Twilight is best pony
NO. Stop right there.
PLEASE for the love of Celestia don't turn this into a "who is best pony" debate.
#148
Posted 27 September 2012 - 04:21 PM
i have seen it and it seems to be the only instance where she does that. plus its not canon CASE CLOSED. also Derpy is not best ponyHave you heard of 'Banned from Equestria (Daily)'? That's why.
And it's Derpy who's best pony.
Edited by Hydrowolf524, 27 September 2012 - 04:22 PM.
#149
Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:17 PM
Edited by PonyJay, 28 September 2012 - 07:18 PM.
#150
Posted 28 September 2012 - 11:51 PM
#151
Posted 29 September 2012 - 03:55 AM
#152
Posted 30 September 2012 - 06:04 AM
#153
Posted 30 September 2012 - 10:42 AM
This makes me wonder, Fluttershy takes care of the animals, but sshe does that for free. She must have a job to buy this food. She does live on the edge of the Everfree Forest, just like AJ. Maybe she's the guard of Ponyville, making sure no creature of the Everfree Forest comes in town?That is why, Jay, You would help applejack or fluttershy or Rarity or twilight to get money.
#154
Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:13 PM
#155
Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:19 PM
#156
Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:30 PM
#157
Posted 01 October 2012 - 06:37 PM
Oh my gawd.Equestria is actually real, look it up. equestria is in africa.
#158
Posted 02 October 2012 - 06:13 PM
#159
Posted 04 October 2012 - 04:36 AM
#160
Posted 04 October 2012 - 04:41 AM
#161
Posted 06 October 2012 - 05:24 AM
#162
Posted 06 October 2012 - 06:23 PM

yup. that sums it up.
i'd infiltrate the royal guard, and then mislead the region into chaos.
#163
Posted 06 October 2012 - 07:17 PM
#164
Posted 18 October 2012 - 10:01 PM
if i was a pony: well...lets hope octavia and vinyl dont mind a new roommate
#165
Posted 29 October 2012 - 12:30 AM
#166
Posted 04 November 2012 - 06:25 PM
Eeyup,sure isWhat are you talking about? Equestria is real!
No fingers no thumbs?They only have hoovesIntroduce video games to the population.
#167
Posted 05 November 2012 - 08:15 AM
#168
Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:12 AM
na if i lived in equestria for the first week i would be mind blown.
then i would show technology to the population
and live in a simple house in Ponyville.
I would also read all the Daring do books.
Life = complete.
Edited by PureStyleD, 05 November 2012 - 10:13 AM.
#169
Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:48 AM
#170
Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:51 AM
dont bump old threadsEat muffins with Derpy and become King of Equestria
#171
Posted 22 November 2012 - 06:16 AM
#172
Posted 22 November 2012 - 06:18 AM
still old.I don't think it was that old.
#173
Posted 22 November 2012 - 07:10 AM

hmmmmm lets analize that for a second.......what would i do.......
#174
Posted 22 November 2012 - 07:37 PM
I would hang out with fluttershy and get a job as rarirties assistant
#175
Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:38 PM
#176
Posted 24 November 2012 - 04:18 PM
#177
Posted 25 November 2012 - 01:50 AM
Boy that escalated quickly.I'd get some food, trade it for different food, find a hydra, tame it, ride it, kill a dragon riding the hydra, and make dragon armor.
#178
Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:45 PM
1. Make sure I am a Alicorn
2. Get a job as a D.J. cause they rock.
3. Get flying and Magic lessons from Twilight and Rainbow Dash.
4. Live in a cottage in the woods like Fluttershy and care for animals.
5. Make sure to be the best pony I can and care for others.
6. Either live next to or in the Everfree forest. (Fluttershy is the reason)
Those would be my plans if Equestria was real.
#179
Posted 27 November 2012 - 03:10 AM
#180
Posted 27 November 2012 - 03:33 AM
#181
Posted 27 November 2012 - 03:38 AM
#182
Posted 27 November 2012 - 03:39 AM
#183
Posted 27 November 2012 - 10:52 PM
#184
Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:05 AM
I would eat rarity.
That is extremely inappropriate, unless you mean it literally. Either way, that's disgusting.
#185
Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:37 AM
I would eat rarity.
I WOULD EAT TWILIGHT SPARKLE
LOL
LOLOLOL AM I COOL YET
#186
Posted 28 November 2012 - 03:38 AM
Edited by Hydrowolf524, 28 November 2012 - 03:21 PM.
#187
Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:47 AM
I WOULD EAT TWILIGHT SPARKLE
LOL
LOLOLOL AM I COOL YET
#188
Posted 05 December 2012 - 05:31 PM
#189
Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:23 PM
#190
Posted 05 December 2012 - 09:18 PM
Why would you do that?I would murder Princess 'Tia.
#191
Posted 05 December 2012 - 09:24 PM
#192
Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:25 AM
2. Gain the trust of others
3. Meet Celestia, gain her trust
4. Invite her to dinner
5. Luna arrives as well
6. Kill Luna and become the new princess of the moon
#193
Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:33 AM
1. Build a home
2. Gain the trust of others
3. Meet Celestia, gain her trust
4. Invite her to dinner
5. Luna arrives as well
6. Kill Luna and become the new princess of the moon
NO PLEASE GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#194
Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:35 AM
#195
Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:37 AM
NO PLEASE GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#196
Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:44 AM
LUNA. IS. BEST. PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!1. Build a home
2. Gain the trust of others
3. Meet Celestia, gain her trust
4. Invite her to dinner
5. Luna arrives as well
6. Kill Luna and become the new princess of the moon
#197
Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:46 AM
Saving all that animation budget - that's some plus profit right there.
Once I'd raised some capital I'd produce a reality TV show.
#198
Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:48 AM
LUNA. IS. BEST. PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!
#199
Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:54 AM
OOPS
i did not mean to do dat
#200
Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:56 AM
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