Who are already part of the story ?:
lphemphil ______________Scratchvinyl __________Supernoob
0Tsarbomb0 ____________Tudexd _____________Lord_kakapo
Caventh ________________Sgt.squishy __________gillaumameman
Volvonski ______________gyzyh
Hazzat _________________Distortion
CalistoVolan ____________Jutsy
Imnotparanoid ___________harlequinqueen
Herpy__dooves __________Creeper jack7
MaceWindows ___________Spiffington
Hxfthxft _________________Alphaspacewombat
Kajineko _______________Lazaruz95
Dtgenshiken7 ___________Stardustboy123
The assassination
Chapter one:
“You have been trained well assassin. After many years of studying, and labour, we have chosen you to assassinate her. Your mission starts tomorrow, you will be flown to Phland. Further instructions will be given once arrived. You will go by the name of… Imnotparanoid.”
Queen Philly was sitting on her throne, in deep thoughts. She was the ruler of phland, the homeland of many. There wasn’t much to do for her lately. All the things a queen must do had been done and she was free for the week. She needed a little entertainment. “Tsarbomb! Will you be so kind to fetch the jester for me?”. Tsarbomb muttered to himself then replied with a, “yes queen”. Tsarbomb didn’t like doing silly little chores for queen Philly, he was a proud knight after all.
Moments later jester Imnotparanoid walked in. “At your service m’lady!” he said. “Entertain me with whatever you got!” queen philly ordered. Paranoid thought to himself, “what is the best kind of entertainment? Of course! Improv!”. Paranoid started with some improve acting. “So I was walking down the road, and this random pumpkin salesman was standing there. I said Hey! Can I get some…”.
before he could finish his sentence Lord Tsarbomb came running in. “there has been a murder!” he shouted. Philly and paranoid both looked at him in confusion. “who is the one that is murdered?” philly asked. Tsar gulped, then replied “It.. it was one of our commanders.. Caventh”. Philly stood up with trembling legs. “C..Caventh?”. “Where’s the body? … Tsar! Where is the body!?” “he lies in the main hall” he replied. “I just left him there and ran straight toward you”. “Queen, it is not safe for you, follow me to the only car in this time. Volvonski. It shall bring you to safety!”. “jester, come with us!” he said. The jester was gone. “He must have ran in fear” philly said unsettled. “there is no time to search for him, let us move on to Volvonski!”. Philly followed tsarbomb through the castle. Eventually they passed through the main hall where commander Caventh should lay dead. But he was gone. Tsar kneeled at the spot where Caventh was moments ago. The spot was still warm. “Detective!”. Tsar yelled through the castle. Detective CalistoVolan came rushing in. “What is it lord tsarbomb?”. “Our commander Caventh has been assassinated, but the body has been removed!” he replied. “I knew of no one else but you to call”. Calisto frowned. She kneeled next to tsar to inspect the warm spot. She noticed a single drop of blood, colour blended with the red carpet. She touched the blood stain. It was still warm. Meaning Caventh must have been here just a minute ago. Calisto came to a conclusion. “Commander Caventh is still within these castle walls, I suggest we split up to find him”. Tsar called a few guards to help searching. They were MaceWindows, Herpy__dooves, hxfthxft, and Kajineko. The guards all scrambled through the castle. “Queen Philly?” Calisto asked. “why do you have so little guards, isn’t that dangerous?”. Philly thought for a moment, the said “I have the best guards there are, I don’t need more of them! That said, I could use my old dear friend Hazzat. The paladin of Phland. But no one knows where he is. Come to think of it, Hazzat would make a great asset to our team. I assumed you weren’t going to let the death of Caventh go unpunished right Calisto?” Calisto stood up, walked up to a pilar and punched a piece of of it. “We will find the one who did this to dear Caventh, I promise.”
Edited by Distortion_, 11 September 2012 - 10:10 AM.




