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it didn ot wark.
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THis would make manderly die.
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...wat. That isn't quite how this story went. Paranoid was being super hyper and needed to go to bed, and when he wouldn't I teleported him to Herpy__Dooves's bed since Paranoid never builds and I couldn't think of where his bed would be. And then he got mad and tried to drown me.I have written a sidefic to this fic:
Imnotparanoid was sitting in plains minding his own
business when suddenly he felt a giant pulling on
his big toe. He opened his eyes and he was in
herpy_dooves house and in his bedroom and on his
bed was sitting a cat.
"Hello paranoid" said the cat and paranoid thought
this was very weird because cats can't speak.
"I am actually philly" 'Oh said paranoid'
Then philly turned back into a human no i mean pony
and then they madepony lovekissy times on herpydooves' bed.
Then later, actually a day later, and it was in
mumble and imnotparanoid was telling herpy_dooves
about it and Blackdutchie heard it and said "I must
write a fanfic about this!" So he acidentally
pressed the button for windows calculator, then
closed that and opened notepad. He started typing
really quick and making giant run-on sentances
because there was some time pressure on him to
relase the fanfic. And finally it was done and he
posted it in mumble and then finally in paranoid'd
fanfic trhread.
Edited a bit for mature content.
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What a brilliant deduction! But seriously, who was phone? (other than Kakapo, I mean)They sow a shop and the sign was "SUPPERNOOBASIAN"
"dis is where supernoob asssasin lives!2 saidphilly
SHE WAS 100% CORREKT
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That seems like the best course of action to me too. Although, if the otter is adorable, then I want it to save me. And then I can have an awesome otter pal for the rest of the story.mace and herpy shud go save philyl and send the otter to save SUNATCO
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That seems like the best course of action to me too. Although, if the otter is adorable, then I want it to save me. And then I can have an awesome otter pal for the rest of the story.
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thats SILLY
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Just wait til I get ghost abs from all those ghost push-ups.
(And I'm super excited for the interpretive dance)
Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:47 AM
CHAPTER 7
Calisto and mace and herpy were in the libbry reading research bbooks.
They wanted a plan to stop tsarbomb. They wanted a plan to stop tsarbomb.
"Hey this book has not any plans" theb ooks did not have plans so they had to barinstorm
Herpy got his notebook at.
They planned a plan baout talking to the scintist to find out about plans.
They walked down from the libbry to the science shop and rang the bell a science came out
"Hello im axonn and I do SCIENCE!" and loads of fireworks happned and some loud noses.
"Oh wow! wow COOL!" said calistotter.
"Saxonn tell us ideas for how to beat tsarbomb" said mace
axonn wen "AAAH!" because tsarbomb is scary and mean.
he ran down to the basement and got out a big photo of a masheen.
"This masheen is a cloning masheen that tsarbomb wants to use to clone is BAT ARMY!" said axonn and screamed again
"What a dev devio deviow devoius plan" the heroes agreed then there was a boom and squeak squeak squeak
"THE BATS AR HERE"
CHAPTER 8
Philly WALKed up to theg ang of spooky skeletons and they said
"Hey lady, HI" and she said
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIAAAAH!" and leaped into the pear and kicked his head off then she did a flip and made all the ribs explode
on the other skekekekeketon and she dis FAST PUNCH MOVE and made the last one dies. "GRRRRRRRRAH!" she screeched and all the skeletons
were like "gee calm down ok?" she did not though, the new philly was fed up of being pushed around and now she was strong and could
proberly beat up someone really strong like arnold shrezenoggor. She was not like philly used to be it is CHARACTER developamant.
Philly looked at the window to normal life and saw her firends hiding in closets and under tabbl.
"I wish I could help them " she said and cryed a bit not mch though because its hot in the after life and tears dont work well.
I wissssh I could be a not ghooost
and not bee like a fence pooost
OH OH OH
philly sang this song a few times then went to ghost bed and was uopset/.
CHAPTER 9
Gortern walked along a road and was grimpy about things like FROGS and PAPER CITS.
"I HATE THINGS" he said and he walked longer. in the distance he could see philly castle and it was brake from time and breaking.
but there was a problem, around phillys castle was something a scary sight. there were a tribe of scary tribepeople they had masks
and they dressed in cut up paper and things like that. "how will I get past the badguys?" wandered gortern, JUTSY THEN a hand picked him up
and put a bag over his head "AH" he say. he had been stolen by the tribe people.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 06:33 PM
after 9 years in development, hopefuly it was worth the wirghBUMP AHAHA
CHAPTER 10
The bats flew all aroud the crew "There is bat in mt ghetto!" shouterd axon and was quite annoyed with this. this made him annoyed.
"Mace use your anti bat jump" said herpy and then a bat picked up herpy and flew him away to a place.
"HERPY NO" said calisto. it was romantic. it wasnt romantic though they are only friendls.
Mace used anti bat jump and he kicked five bats in the noses. the bats could not smell so they did not see where things were with their
sonar vision. the bats flew away and the shop was all messy. one chair was broken. The chait was given to axonn by his grandman before the war
so this was sad. "I am sorry aboutyotur chair" said calisto. and then they walked up to the photo fo the machine.
"my vision is aug,ented" said mace, and he photos the photo of the machine.
"but where is herpy?" asked calipso
CHAPTER 1 1
Gortern was pushed out the sack into a the grass. "Why" he said and the tribe man said"YOU ARE A SACRIFICE"
A cathcy drum beat started and the tribe guys sang a song
You may be small and wierd
and you may not have a beard
but we can find a use for you in tiiiiiime
A SACRIFICE A GREAT SURPRISE
FUN FOR ALL AND MOREEEEE
A SACRIFISE AN EXCITING REPIRSE
LAWNMOWER MANATEEEEEES
"do not warry" said the man "we will make it quick, we'll make sure it doesnt hurt one bit!" he got out a snake and with a fearsum move he chucked
it at gortern and let out a roar
We may seem bing and meen
and we overused soem memes
but we need killing even sooo ooooh yyyyyeeeer
A SACRIFISE BAMBIS MUM DIES
SAD BUT ALSO GOOOOD
A SACRIFISE A MO CAP DOG
IS GREAT FOR YOU
ANDDDDD
MMEEEEEEEE
also all of us not just me.
The song finished and they threw more snakes at gortern.
CHAPTER 12
Herpy was dropped by the bat and he landed.
"well who is this" said a man
herpy looked up and saw prince jeff
"A DIRTY TRAIROTS"! he shouted
herpy was ![]()
herpy did not know what was happens and he was not a traitor he did not think.
"I AM NOT" he shooted.
The man came closer and he was aman with axe.
The man pushed hrpy over so he was kneeled.
"nooo" herpy said
"SER MAX PAYNE, BRING ME HIS HEAD!" said prince jeffry
"NO STIOP" said salsa starch
Herpy was worried and scared, the max payne picked his axce high and chomped it down.
herpy
was
kill.
...
oh no
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Posted 07 July 2013 - 06:34 PM
Oh dear god... YES.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:08 PM
You take longer to write than George R R Martin, paranoid
Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:09 PM
You take longer to write than George R R Martin, paranoid
You do realize he's in this thread right now?
Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:13 PM
I am always here. Always.
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Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:25 PM
*piano goes DUN DUN DUN whilst lightning flashes outside of the window*
I think you mean
*paino goez DUN DUN DUSN whlie lightining flases outisd f the winow*
Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:41 PM
that pianoe went dund un dun
"DUN DUN DUN" said the paino litining flashed outside it was scary
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Oh my god, I am crying tears ![]()
Well at least me and Philly can be reunite
Edited by Herpy__Dooves, 07 July 2013 - 11:00 PM.
Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:24 AM
Herpy, why you be kill?
Posted 08 July 2013 - 05:37 AM
I was like :o when they threw snakes at me. why snakes but I was like :0 when herpy was kill. poor herpy.
Edited by Kommändänt_Erwin, 08 July 2013 - 05:37 AM.
Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:07 PM
I was played by Sean Bean probably
Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:34 PM
Why can't I...
Hold all these feels...?
Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:31 AM
This is entirely too glorious, as usual. Bravo, sir!
Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:35 AM
Oh my god, what is this madness, and how do I get in on it? xD
Posted 09 July 2013 - 06:40 PM
CHAPT 13
Gortern ran through the forest, he had escaped the tribe. the snakes had turned on them and eaten them
"thank ytou snake" he say
"it ok" the snake said and the snake went.
"I will miss you snake" said gortern the hobbit and he continues to the place he needed to be.
He went to phillys grave site and he said, "SEED prepar to be planted!" he planted the seed and waterd it with his watering can
the flower grew into a beautiful will smith look alike.
"NUMBERS NUMBSERS" shouted the flower.
Gortern was waiting for the magic but he head
"roooaaoaor!"
He turned and sawe
Jello the allien but a skeleton!!!!!!!
"PREPER TO DIED!" she screeched.
CHAPTER 14
Calisto was eating a the fish.
"this is a NICE fish for sure!" she said with a smile.
the fish was nice. itt tasted good. calisro like dit
CHAPTER 15
Philly was in her place. "I am so sick of being dead!" she said with angry
she kicked a skeleton in the nose and its legs exploded off into litle bits. this made it dead.
"I WANT TO BE ALIVE AGAIN" said philyl queitly.
She walked to the parkm there was skeleton ducks.
"qucka!" said a duck.
Jutsy then, philly saw a bright light and she was pulled reallyfast towards the distance,
"aaah!" she screemed. she was REALLY SCARE!
she flew back into the coffin and she heard a screem
"aah an alien!" said the scream
philly was socked that she was alive, and she kicked the coffin open and dug like a mule to reach the ground, she jumped up and saw
hobbit fiting the alien skelton
"JELLO!" she shouted with mad
"I AM SO MAD AT YOU FOR KILL ME!" she said and she did a jump,she hit the skeleton alien and the skeleon alien flew into space.
"thank you!2 said gortern
Philly hugged the gortern and gortern was like "woh im in love BUT DONT EXPECT ME TO GET ALL EMOTIONAL OK!"
Philly was back, and now she could perform her charge.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 11:04 PM
i want... in.. .3.
This story is very good :3
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Posted 09 July 2013 - 11:48 PM
This is actually rather enjoyable!
..can I be in the later chapters, thatt ake place in March or something?
Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:04 AM
Wait, what happened to the list?
Posted 10 July 2013 - 02:35 AM
oh good grief now the fans are going to make ships with me and philly just because we hugged. good grief paranoid brown.
Posted 10 July 2013 - 03:04 AM
At least you didn't get all emotional.
Posted 12 July 2013 - 09:43 PM
I think that is the first time I havent been in an update since the start of season 2... It just hit me that I am dead... ;_;
Posted 18 July 2013 - 07:50 AM
i maed a picsure of hte chairs' deth, but itw as 2 sad 4 me, so i put a picutre of rianbow n unicron n phlowers in teh bckgound!

Posted 24 July 2013 - 05:34 PM
CHAPTER 16
Mace was at the postbox outside of axons place. there was a raven in the postbox. "I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU" said the raven
ten then raven said "corn corn corn" and it flew away but came back because it had to give the letter then it went.
mace picked up the letter and reddit.
Deert agents
The trayter Herpydudes is head cut off. he is dead
Love and kisses
prince joggery
"NO" said mace. he was MAD! he went to calisto and said "calisto we have to avengers herpy!"
calisto was upset and cryed a tear. it was quite sad. "mace... we have a quest" she replies.
"Calisto I need to revenge him he wasmy friend said mace who was being emotional for the FIRST TIME EVER.
"No bro" said calisto
but mace got on his horse and rode south to king kongs landing.
"goodby mace" said calisto and wandered lonely as a cloud.
CHAPTER 17
"Philly I am here to bring you to your friends but dont expect me to get all emotional ok?" said gortern then he gave philly her clothes and wepons baclk
because she didnt have any clothes except for a cardboard boxshe has been wearing all this time. SHe got her agent coats on and her the glasses.
"wiiif" she said for reasons.
They were walking a bit to find the agents and gortern saw a skateboard on a rock. "we can use the that" he said. theywent close and then the TRIBE JUMPED OUT
CHAPTER 18
This is a capter about a new characvter he is called Bobbie Starch.
"I am going to fite prince jeff" he proclaimed to his friends.
Bobbie Starch will not be in the story for a bit now I will proberly forget him soonsishsi.
This chapter is about mace now.
macr was on his horse called SPEED HORSE. it was a fast horse it was like, lighting speed. wow.
He was going to revenge herpy and then g oback to calisto, but just as he went over the bridge, A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
Posted 24 July 2013 - 05:37 PM
This is fantastic XD
Posted 24 July 2013 - 07:20 PM
2spooky4me
Posted 28 July 2013 - 09:50 PM
Do I get to keep the cardboard box? Because boxes are good for hiding in.
Posted 28 July 2013 - 10:21 PM
RETCON TIME
Herpys head was shot off with a crossbow, not cut with axe ok
Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:09 AM
damnit herpy, no convincing the authors to change the story just because you saw plastic crossbows in a shop!!!
Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:57 PM
This story is not cool untill TRACTOR INSURGENT
Posted 30 July 2013 - 02:15 AM
This story is not cool untill TRACTOR INSURGENT
This story is not cool until I'm in it. Romance with Calisto is optional.
Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:59 AM
This is still one of my all-time favorite threads on brohoof ever.
Posted 26 August 2013 - 01:47 PM
Since im bored and too lazy to write the rest of season 3 right now, I started an audiobook reading of Season 2 where I showcase my world renowned voice acting skillz and also slur my words a lot.
http://www.youtube.c...feature=edit_ok
Posted 02 February 2014 - 11:48 PM
Bumping for great justice.
Paranoid, we need updates. We need answers. We need more quest!
Posted 03 February 2014 - 12:11 AM
If you guest write the next chapter I will continue the story. Because then I will have someone doing a part of the work for me which is smart ideas.
Posted 03 February 2014 - 12:19 AM
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Posted 03 February 2014 - 12:39 AM
um can u not
Posted 03 February 2014 - 02:07 AM
Okay, here's a bonus chapter about SPEED HORSE.
CHAPTER SPEED HORSE
Atfr mace got off SPEED HORSE, SPED HORSE wes mad becuz he werent going fast an ymore, and SPEED HORSE allways go super fast. alwey. so SEED HORP start fastgo agin and mace say 'no come back ilove yu" because mace show emotino now. And sPEED hORSE relize that mace is lame becaue he do no go fast and he alsois also smelly. oS SPPeeD HORSE fastgoed so well tat he was suddnly in space and he looked around space and was happy because he had plnety of room to SPEED. Then he ded.
If you do not sen tis to 3 friends you will be visted by THE GHOYST OF SPEELD HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by Philly, 03 February 2014 - 02:17 AM.
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