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#2901 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:24 PM

I cut it to make a pointy tip, then attach some steel to it. Then I stab you.


I leave annoyances.



#2902 Mimic Moon

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 02:53 AM

I annoy you to death.

I leave you a brain.

#2903 Someguy500

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:16 PM

Turns out it was yours. you die.
I leave a pair of Headstompers from Risk of Rain, which are pretty much useless because by the time you get high enough to deploy the spikes, you can't see your enemy.

Edited by Someguy500, 23 April 2014 - 11:22 PM.


#2904 Tesla

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 07:35 PM

I bludgeon you to death with them.

I leave you... A HERRING!

#2905 Splash

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 08:29 PM

I turn you into the mightiest tree in the forest. I then use the herring to chop you down.

 

I leave you my clone. They have no ill feelings towards me, and would never so much as dream of hurting me. They cannot be moved in any way without their consent- to do so would be impossible. They are not very large, and my clone is not easily fooled.



#2906 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:22 PM

I quickly drain all of their emotion with the help of a Changeling, so they have total nutrality, and obediance to me - or rather, the Changeling. This Changeling is malicious, however, and commands the clone to stab you with something that can cut.

 

I leave ALL the cats in the world!



#2907 Tesla

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 04:12 AM

You simply die of the Fluff involved. The a Fluff is a powerful stuff!

I leave you... The power to bend light?

#2908 Someguy500

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 11:02 PM

I bend a lightsaber and use it as a boomerang. It cuts off your head on the way back.
I leave you a huge helium balloon.

#2909 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 01:51 AM

I force you to inhale all of it. You die.

 

I leave Mushu. The dragon, obv.


Edited by Angry Brachydios, 28 April 2014 - 01:51 AM.


#2910 Jay Gatsby

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 01:56 AM

I make him your worst nightmare, by having him tie you to a firework and launch you into a bunch of other fireworks so you EXPLODE

 

I leave a fluffeh pone



#2911 Tesla

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 05:44 AM

The pone's fluff is too great: it becomes suspicious of everybody, thinking they're all after its glorious fluff. As a precautionary measure, the pone murders every third person it sees: you are the 42nd person it sees. Obviously, the pone is completely justified and not mad at all.

My dear murderer, I leave you something very profound: the concept of nothing.

#2912 Mimic Moon

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:32 AM

I give you nothing as a gift for your birthday and you get depressed and kill yourself! Speaking of birthdays... xD

I leave you a slice of my poisoned birthday cake.

#2913 Tesla

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:22 PM

I commit suicide by eating it; however, before my death, I rigged a system that, upon my death, would trigger surgically implanted explosives in your brain. Happy birthday, there's your gift!

Oh yeah, I um... Give you the world's strongest vegan.

Edited by Electric Tesla, 28 April 2014 - 09:22 PM.


#2914 Jay Gatsby

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:21 PM

I make him eat meat. A hole rips in time and space and pulls us all in

 

I leave the number 8



#2915 scifidude47

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:28 PM

I 8 you.

 

I leave a swag-lover



#2916 MikeWalker11

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:10 PM

He decides you have no swag, and, in a rage, stabs you.

 

i leave a truck.



#2917 Tesla

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:11 PM

I trap you in the cab of the truck and leave you in Arizona, thus dehydrating you to the point of death.

I leave you... NCC-1701-D. For those of you who don't know, that is a starship. The starship. Enterprise.

Edited by ~~Q~~, 29 April 2014 - 09:13 PM.


#2918 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 10:19 PM

I force you in front of it, and then initiate the hyperdrive. Guess how you died.

 

I leave you a mecha.



#2919 Gigavoltz

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 03:11 AM

*stomp stomp*

*bang bang*

*rocket rocket*

*pew pew*

Etc....

 

I leave you a wormhole that leads to a room with a moose



#2920 Tesla

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 04:29 AM

A moose once bit my sister! I anger the moose and throw it at you, causing it to bite you in the process.

hyperdrive

Ah, is that what they call it nowadays?

I leave you ten dilithium crystals.

#2921 MikeWalker11

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 06:01 PM

I stab you with one, and throw the rest into a volcano.

 

I leave a 300-word essay on quantum mechanics.



#2922 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 01:19 AM

I use the essay to make a quantam sword, I then stab you repeatedly untill you die

I leave behind very poisonous uranium that will melt anything it touches.

#2923 Gigavoltz

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 02:11 AM

The uranium melts through anything it touches and eventually reaches far enough into earth to cause a small volcanic eruption.

 

The molten rock rains down on your house and makes you very sad. If there was a parade nearby it would probably rain on that too.



#2924 MikeWalker11

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 06:15 PM

I imagine the worst possible way for you to die. and you die like that.

 

I leave behind a flash drive full of writings on psychology.



#2925 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 06:22 PM

I use the drive to try and stab you.

 

I leave a stupid little thing. So little you can barely find it.



#2926 Jay Gatsby

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 07:31 PM

I whack myself in the head a few times with a baseball bat, making myself stupid, therefore being able to do 'The Call of the Stupid' for 10 hours straight. I find it, but the sound of my obnoxious AHHH HAH AHHAHHAHAAAA-ing, as well as the other stupid things AHHH HAH AHHAHHAHAAAA-ing, makes you turn into a potato and suffocate from the stupidity.

 

 

I leave you all the launch codes to every nuke on the planet



#2927 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:08 PM

I use them to threaten NASA to do stuff for me. A forever later, they attach gigantic engines to the moon, and then smash it into your house. WORTH IT.

 

I leave da world, in it's current state.



#2928 Splash

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:12 PM

Silly person. There are many nuclear weapons available today.

 

Boom.

 

I leave you the cake.



#2929 Tesla

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 05:20 AM

The cake doesn't exist: it's a pie! Chocolate pie laced with arsenic, to be more specific. I convince you to take a bite.

I leave you a photon.

#2930 Splash

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 05:37 PM

I science it.

 

Here are some convincing equations to show you how.

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I leave you the inability to move in any way.



#2931 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 12:44 PM

I am now a statue, I use my gypsy magic to send all my Pokemon after you who breathe fire on you and repeatedly use dragon rage on you

I leave a poke ball with the most useless Pokemon in it

#2932 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 01:54 PM

magikarpkarpkarpkarp

 

I take it for a little while, and eventually, it becomes a Gyaridos. Guess your next death.

 

 

I leave an explosion. Not explosives, the explosION.



#2933 roserocks01

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 03:33 PM

You find yourself in the middle of it and you die in the explosion.

I'll give you the Magic Mirror that leads to the human world in the Crystal Empire.

#2934 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 04:06 PM

I use it to summon Sunset Shimmer and gives Sunset Shimmer twis crown she then pushes you off a cliff and takes over equestria (worth it)

I leave behind Luna's crown and the elements of harmony which are surrounded by wereponies

Edited by WaterLeaf, 03 May 2014 - 04:07 PM.


#2935 Mimic Moon

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 08:12 PM

I put on Luna's crown/tiara thing and quickly stab you with its pointy part in the neck and fly away before the wereponies get me then I come back and beat them all to death with a silver spoon. Ohh and I steal all the elements for myself... xD

I leave you all a squid.

Edited by Mimic Moon, 03 May 2014 - 08:16 PM.


#2936 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 08:41 PM

I use the squids ink to suffocate you

I leave behind a stick of butter

#2937 Someguy500

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:21 PM

I melt the butter into your lungs. You suffocate.
I leave a hammer that disappears if it goes faster than 10 km/h relative to the earth.

#2938 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:32 PM

I call upon Thor who jams the hammer into you,

I leave a smart lil thing, so little that only a smart yet stupid person could see it

#2939 Woody

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Posted 06 May 2014 - 07:10 PM

I use the thing to kill you. Easy

Your next item is a gender switcher that only affects me. (And I'm not weird by saying that)

#2940 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 06 May 2014 - 10:41 PM

We'll female and male... *gives device to the pony u hate the most and she uses it* then sets all female genders that aren't me to explode

I leave behind a shrinking/growing device tht only smart ponies could use

#2941 Tesla

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:57 AM

I use thy devilish apparatus to shrink thee. This I do until thy mass hath been condensed overly much and thou becomest a black hole.

#2942 Urdaagon Ironheart

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:28 AM

I then use thine lack of a weapon against you, having you baneed for raccous rule-breaking.

 

I then gift upon the next a Chicken of Rubber.



#2943 TemmixDaHelix

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:58 PM

I use the rubber chicken to swallow you soul and send you TO THE 50TH DEAD WORLD!!!!

 

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

You may have a math book.



#2944 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 11:23 PM

I use math to confuse you into stupidness. I then make you think tht thy won't die from jumping off a cliff. You did from jumping off a cliff.

I leave you a worm... A edible worm

#2945 TemmixDaHelix

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:27 AM

I expose the worm to toxic waste, at which point it mutates and eats you and your house and/or your car.

 

Here, You get a chocolate chip muffin. Its fresh from the oven too. :3



#2946 Electifried

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:34 AM

The muffin makes me become really fat and I use my new weight to crush your skeleton.

 

 

I leave a copy of Mine Little Pony that's been updated for Minecraft 1.8.



#2947 TemmixDaHelix

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:41 AM

I play it for 18 days ammasing an unlimited amount of TNT. I blow up everything of yours.

 

I give you 1 block of bedrock, 1 block of dirt, and one sapling. Then i take away all other blocks.



#2948 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:30 PM

I tell the admins to ban you for hacking because u can use /invsee but ur not admin, you die from sadness of being banned from the server.

I leave u the forum topic called Ban The Tom_En (and other admins)

#2949 TemmixDaHelix

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:23 PM

I give myself admin powers after banning the other admins and then use thine powers to erase all of your data files.

 

You got the "Omochao Gun"



#2950 MikeWalker11

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 07:52 PM

It annoys you to death.

 

I leave behind the 'I am gay' Gloves.



#2951 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 10:09 PM

I force you to wear the gloves then throws you to a world where being Gaye's illegal and if u r gay u are killed

I leave you, sonic's shoes

#2952 scifidude47

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 11:16 PM

I put on sonic's shoe and kick your face in.

 

I leave a Mars Colony



#2953 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 01:22 AM

I throw the colony at you.

I leave you this sentence.

#2954 Tesla

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 05:34 AM

I take thy sentence and make use of it to pierce thine eye: 'twas quite disturbing.

Hark! All ye who have misused this form of English, heed my words! Your actions do nothing to make ye appear to have greater intelligence than ye really possess; verily, it decreases your apparent intelligence.

Whomever may be next, I bequeath unto you a copy of "Romeo and Juliet," written by the great Shakespeare!

#2955 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 09:47 AM

I find a bad actor to act it out, you die from the stupidness of the play and the actor.

I leave behind nothing but the letter F

#2956 Gigavoltz

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 06:06 PM

The letter F is secretly Super F in disguise and goes off to fight evil. Since he's super F however, he accidentally lazerbeams a propane factory and takes out half of the city as you were visiting it on a school field trip. Oh well.

 

There's a peep lying on the ground



#2957 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 07:51 PM

I pick it up and throw it at you, it kills you with its magic

I leave you air

#2958 Tesla

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Posted 13 May 2014 - 01:07 AM

I take this air and force it with overmuch vigor into thy lungs, causing them to release a great outrushing of air and go to pieces in many directions.

Next user, I bequeath unto thee a portal that may, if it be thy will, lead to the fair land of Equestria or any of it's many variants that exist within the realm of fanfiction.

#2959 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 13 May 2014 - 09:54 AM

I throw the portal at you.

I leave behind a stupid little thing, so little and dumb u must be stupid to see it.

#2960 TemmixDaHelix

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Posted 13 May 2014 - 01:56 PM

I use the stupid little thing to make everypony stupid. With idiodic ponies swarming everywhere the world desends into chaos and you are trampled in the insuing mob.

 

I leave you a button to reset this post back to its original form.



#2961 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 13 May 2014 - 10:09 PM

I press it, due to the forum being the reason for your existence you die.

I leave behind a hxfthxft

#2962 Tanyan

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 01:04 AM

I use hxf's signature line "TWILIGHT... IS THAT YOU???" to make u go deaf and die of pressure from his accent

 

i leave you a gummy bear.


Edited by Tanyan, 27 March 2016 - 01:04 AM.


#2963 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 01:17 AM

What a necrobump.

#2964 frost73ite

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 12:14 PM

Well it is Easter. What better time for a resurrection?

 

Your gummy bear is the destructor, and now the size of the sta-puft marshmallow man and it kills you.

 

I give you a bad credit score.



#2965 Electifried

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 07:26 AM

Psyche! It's your bad credit score. It's so bad in fact, that you get a heart attack upon seeing what it is.

 

 

 

I give you Temmie.



#2966 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 07:16 PM

I just shove him in your face and watch you suffocate from annoyedness

 

 

I leave Asriel



#2967 Electifried

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 09:12 PM

I steal all your determination and let you two fight each other.

 

 

I leave a pair of purple sneakers.



#2968 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 02:57 AM

I tie the laces around your throat and pull them tight

 

 

 

 

 

I leave you Mama Toriel



#2969 Super Ultra Uber C00l Dood

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 11:51 PM

I push you toward her attacks.

 

I leave you a bottle of bleach.



#2970 Aurora

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 01:45 AM

I drown you in Bleach.

 

I give you a dildo.



#2971 Electifried

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 03:50 AM

I shove it down your throat and make you choke.

 

 

 

 

I leave you Sans.


Edited by Electifried, 30 March 2016 - 03:50 AM.


#2972 Aurora

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 11:51 AM

I give a bad time.

I leave you Papyrus

#2973 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 11:57 AM

You kill him because you wanna have a bad time.

 

I leave you a bucket of lubricant. 2 gallons.



#2974 Aurora

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 04:26 PM

I use the lube as an oil slick, causing you to slip and die.

I leave you with a wormhole... Get creative!

#2975 Moondust Night

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 05:48 PM

I take the wormhole and make it take you to place where nuclear war has broken out destroying that world

 

i leave you with a toothpick and a jar of pickles



#2976 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:17 PM

i throw the jar of pickles at you the glass shattering on your skull and making you die, then eat the pickles and afterwards clean my teeth with the tooth pick

 

i leave you a fish tail



#2977 Aurora

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:28 PM

I shove the fish tail down your throat.

I leave you with a single grain of sand.

#2978 Electifried

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:56 PM

Anything can kill you if it hits you fast enough. I accelerate the grain of sand to 99.9999% the speed of light and hit you in the face with it.

 

 

 

I leave a rather awkward collection of anime.



#2979 frost73ite

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 07:23 PM

I tell a violent parent's group about your collection, and show them the evidence, and they tar and feather you, then drag you to death behind a steam roller.

 

I leave you a black hole.



#2980 Iggie_

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 10:48 PM

Your black hole has the mass of a 1 Cent coin, which means is extremely tiny. Tinier than a hydrogen atom. You think that's not deadly? Well, hawking radiation causes it to disappear within 1/100 of a second which creates a lot of energy, causing an explosion thats 3x bigger than the Hiroshima explosion. You die.

I leave my headphones.

#2981 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 10:55 PM

I choke you.

 

I leave a



#2982 Electifried

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 12:56 AM

I make you breath the nothing.

 

 

I leave the mercy button.



#2983 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 01:50 AM

You can't be spared yet, so I press fight and kill you instead




I leave you Flowey

#2984 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 03:37 AM

UNDERTALE MEME DETERMINATION XD

AM I FUNNY YET DAD 

 

(you die)

 

 

I leave you a wonky face ;(



#2985 Electifried

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:26 AM

I use the ( in the face as a boomerang and chuck it at you. If I miss, it comes back to me and I try again. I repeat until hits you in the head and you die from a concussion.

 

 

I leave an abandoned quiche.



#2986 frost73ite

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 03:13 AM

I feed you the abandoned quiche, which gives you food poisoning, and you poop yourself to death.

 

I leave you a set of bagpipes.



#2987 Electifried

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 04:02 AM

I play the most annoying noise ever in front of some deaf cops. When they have no clue as to why you're trying to rip my arms off, they will be forced to kill you.

 

 

I leave you Aaron.


Edited by Electifried, 01 April 2016 - 04:06 AM.



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