Orignal: BUT THEN THERE WERE COWS! But the cows had Watermelons and Kool-Aid. But AntVenom came in and killed all the cows and drank their bloo- i mean Kool-Aid
Redone: Then suddenly cows came in eating Watermelon and drinking Kool-Aid, but then AntVenom came, killed the cows, and ate their Watermelon and Kool-Aid then started drinking their blood.
ENJOY THE RANDOMNESS!
EDIT: Terribly sorry I havnt been doing any chapters lately but im kinda caught up in my "Battle of Stalliongrad" fic and im occupied enough with that seeing as I just got over being sick for two days. I'll do what I can but im not promising anything.
It was a hot winter evening and Lyra was enjoying a pack of Hot Pepper flavored Jell-O, her favorite snack, in the park. But then all chaos started happening when the Slendermare and Slenderman Kidnapped her Jell-O. However before they could eat the Jell-O, Freddy Kruger flew in, stole the Jell-O, and flew away with a jetpack. Then Ezio fell down from the sky stealing the jetpack and making the Jell-O get hurt causing it too cry. Then Al Pacino came and beat the tears out of the Jell-O, then tore it up with a chainsaw, and ate it ferociously. Suddenly Chuck Norris teleported in, and because of Chuck's awesome power Lyra started doing the carameldansen.
Then Skrillex made a video game. And then because of it Vinyl ran out of her burning house. However the Mayans appeared and started saying 2012 doomsday was coming. Because of that Bugs Bunny got annoyed and blew all of the Mayan's head's off with a spoon. Then humans started appearing around Equestria singing "They Got The Mustard Out!". Then Anubis becomes a giant and makes a giant poop in Ponyville town square. Then a mustard sea otter hit Anubis in the face, and Anubis dies instantly. But then Spongebob came out, hit the sea otter so hard it started to die, and then leeches covered in ketchup fell from the sky.
Just when things looked hopeless the Heavenly warriors Joey Wheeler, and Leroy Jenkins descended from the sky ready to fight anything that wanted to hurt the ponies. However the Fire Nation got wind of things and sent out red and black alicorns to combat the Heavenly warriors. Joey then readied his deck, and Leroy his sword, and with the scream "LEEEEROY JEEEENKIIIIINS!!!", they ran out into battle. John Madden then tackled Leroy and threw him across the battlefield, and he landed untop of the Skull Kid from Majora's Mask. Then Trolluna joined the battle and sent the moon crashing into the world. But too save the world Joey got the help of regular Luna and they put the moon back in its place, thus sending the Skull Kid to mormon land. But then Phoenix Wright crashed into the moon with objections. The destruction of the moon unleashed millions of Fudgehogs which then rained down onto Equestria.
Then out of nowhere with no prior knowledge of the events, Octavia began her concert, and the music destroyed the Fudgehogs completely and repaired the moon, setting it in the morning sky. But then a army of Pretztails and Horsachios ran out from Tina Fey's Xbox, and created a pinata army. A capsule then shot out of the sky. Out of it stepped....The one thing pinatas fear...Scorpion with a wooden bat.
LAST TIME ON THE STORY OF RANDOM STUFF...Preztails and Horsachios escaped from Tina Fey's Xbox, and made a huge pinata army. But a giant capsule flew out of the sky with a pinata's worst fear inside it: Scorpion with a baseball bat.
The Scorpion surveyed the army before him, hunger for bloodshed in his eyes, his menacing look made the pinata army shake with fear in plain sight, he looked at the leader-A red and black Alicorn-With extreme malice. Then Scorpion exploded...And then a giant acid spitting dragon Wii appeared and gathered a army of pinata changelings. Meanwhile however in the land of the pogosticks, Winneh the Pooh defeated Ganondorf while riding a rainbow-pooping unicorn, that was wearing a polka-dot beanie. Then little orphan Annie came holding a chainsaw in her left hand, and a machete in her right. THEN SHE BEHEADED THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!1!!1!!!!1111!
But then a Hyena ate Annie, gained the intel of Luna, and joined the dark side. Then a Preztail came from the army of Salamences, then started breeding so rapidly the world was completely inhabited by Preztails, Salamences, Horsachios, and Fudgehogs. Then Scorpion used his awesome scorpion powers to piece himself back together while Mitt Romney, and a BLU Scout spawned beside him. Then raising his bat which was now made of stainless steel he, and his army of Hobbits, let the final fight against the pinata army. However the army of Preztails formed a goverment and banned all non-pinata beings, causing the Phantom of the Opera to hang Romney, and spread cookies made out of maraca's....
Then Nyan Cat appeared, and said: NYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANN!!!!!!!! Therefore causing the Fudgehog's to create a giant Fudgehog banishing the Phantom to hell with the Skull Kid, where they were endlessly fed dogs. Then the unspeakable happend...Nyan cat became stale and sour, killing all the Horsachios, brought back pewdiepie using the book of death, and lastly; Under the grips of opression a rebellion appeared against the Preztails, which was led by the most famous generals ever; Sethisto, General Patton, Solrac, AntVenom, George Washington, Rina-Chan, Ratty, The god of Flying Monkeys, Screwball, Jack Black, and Bon Jovi. And with the raise of their godly swords they formulated a plan...A plan to take their world back.
LAST TIME ON THE RANDOM STORY OF UNRELATED THINGS: Uhh...I forgot...
Anyway the Preztails turned themselves into a sophisticated society and attempted a peace treaty with the rebels promising their government rights to be handed over. However the cookies joined up with Chrysalis and DISCoRD, and formed a giant cookie-chaos-changeling-thing...Then they stomped the survivors to dust. Scared of defeat the Preztails promised infinite chocolates to DISCoRD and Chrysalis, leading to peace between factions. Then from the ashes of the destroyed giant cookie chaos changeling thing rose Sethisto. Sethisto rose his Trixie The Great and Powerful Trixie plushie and started massacreing anything that stood in his way in order to avenge the ponies.
Meanwhile a whole new species called Newtgats formed together and made a Newtgat army intent on taking over Equestria. Back at the fight scene Justin Beiber sacrificed himself by strapping a C4 to himself and jumping onto Sethisto's back. But Yugi Moto appeared and started playing "Monster the Reborn" bringing back Sethisto. Sethisto then shouted; "If I fall today, I give all my efforts here in the name of the Great and Powerfull Trixie!". Jumping into battle again Sethisto sliced and diced anything in his way (Mostly Newtgats, though some cookies and preztails were caught in the mix). Meanwhile on earth Britney Spears exploded and then Jigsaw came to life. Grabbing a Ninja Jigsaw started healing people and chopping up dogs with Jason's machete. However The growing ranks of Newtgats rebuilt Atlantis and gathered Robin Williams, Lindsay Lohan, Luke Skywalker, Sean Connery, Scooby-Doo, Elmo, Mario, and Manny the Mammoth to help them kill all the ponies and Sethisto. Then the admins of brohoof made a alliance with legendary pokemon. Ratty and Arceus were appointed leaders, and then it gave seizures to everypony. Sethisto knew he couldn't win the war. So summoning up the remaining power of his Trixie The Great and Powerful Trixie plushie he made giant meteors which were made to look like Trixie The Great and Powerful Trixie replica's. However the the god of roleplays; Adwrynn, went out of control and accidently made all of the trotters escape. Meanwhile getting devastated by meteors the Horsachio's managed to turn Sethisto into stone and leaving him like that until eternity (Or at least unti-oops I shouldn't give anything away should I?).
Edited by iluvponies35, 21 January 2013 - 04:11 AM.
It looks pretty easy to submit to fimfiction, but I don't know if they would accept this
Stories that are clearly written as an in-joke between a group of people with little relevance to those outside the group, colloquially known as "circle-jerking."
It looks pretty easy to submit to fimfiction, but I don't know if they would accept this
Stories that are clearly written as an in-joke between a group of ponies with little relevance to those outside the group, colloquially known as "circle-jerking."
Well, if Iluvponies replaced the names from brohoof in the story, that shouldn't be a problem