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#101 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 03:32 PM

yet ive heard the stuff in those e-cigs are worse then the real ones, either way don't take up smoking to begin with, its not cool, its just illogical, since you waste money, and your life time

It's not even possible for e-cigs to be worse than the real thing, and even if they are more addictive, they won't kill you.

 

Anyhow, e-cigs don't make you lose weight anyway, they don't contain any of the chemicals or tar that cigarettes have.

 

Nicotine isn't some kind of magical weight loss treatment.

 

Basically, Pelris, losing weight is the fucking worst. Just don't try. Get a job that requires you to move around a lot, and eat less than you do. You'll lose weight and get paid for it.



#102 Squint

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 03:45 PM

Nicotine does actually make you feel satisfied in terms of hunger so it could be an option (sauce: dad) but really don't get addicted to smoking if you're already addicted to food.



#103 Prince Polaris

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 05:19 PM

Get a job that requires you to move around a lot, and eat less than you do. You'll lose weight and get paid for it.

 

I think you're onto something here..



#104 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 07:34 PM

I think you're onto something here..

It worked for my Uncle, who was bordering on "Would probably die if ate more", who got a job as a careworker.

 

He lost so much weight from it.



#105 greebster

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 09:24 PM

Work at McDonalds. Gradually begin to loathe the food while you scrub greasy vats.

#106 Mystic

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 09:44 PM

I weigh like 140 Ib but im 6ft tall so it balances out



#107 tudexd

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 01:31 PM

You can always go to really shitty restaurants in the hopes of getting salmonella..... You're going to be shitting and throwing up so hard, you're bound to lose weight.

#108 Clover

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 01:34 PM

You can always go to really shitty restaurants in the hopes of getting salmonella..... You're going to be shitting and throwing up so hard, you're bound to lose weight.

but what about the factor of him dying from it ?? 



#109 Crystal Vision

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 01:55 PM

I think we'll keep life threatening diseases out of the solution options for Polaris ^^;

My suggestion is to try not have gluten. It worked for me as I lost 10 kilos in a few months. Not eating gluten also gives you more energy, so you'll feel better too :)

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 01:55 PM

but what about the factor of him dying from it ?? 

 

That won't matter



#111 Crystal Vision

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 01:58 PM

I think we'd all prefer that Polaris would take a safer option...

#112 Prince Polaris

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 04:00 PM

I weigh like 140 Ib but im 6ft tall so it balances out

 

Yeah well try being 6'2 and 414 ppounds, k



#113 Night_Breeze

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 07:30 PM

Yeah well try being 6'2 and 414 ppounds, k


Put some ducttape over your mouth

#114 Prince Polaris

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 01:19 AM

No.



#115 JoyJoy

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 10:25 PM

Try eating a dozen doughnuts at once. They'll make you sick of them and not want to eat anything again.



#116 Prince Polaris

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 12:24 PM

I've eaten like 7 or so at once I think



#117 Switchlock The Changeling

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 01:31 PM

Watch Cupcakes. You'll never look at sweets the same way again.



#118 Prince Polaris

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 02:50 PM

Cupcakes is dumb



#119 Switchlock The Changeling

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 03:23 PM

Okay. Thanks for telling me, I've never really seen it.



#120 hxfthxft

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Posted 26 March 2015 - 08:51 PM

Gib credit to Dingus

 

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Edited by hxfthxft, 26 March 2015 - 08:52 PM.


#121 Dinges360

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Posted 26 March 2015 - 08:52 PM

Gib credit to Dingus

 

 

I should've added the loaf eyes



#122 Captain Char

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Posted 26 March 2015 - 08:53 PM

Watch Cupcakes. You'll never look at sweets the same way again.

lets not talk about grim dark on here, ever...



#123 Super Ultra Uber C00l Dood

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Posted 26 March 2015 - 11:14 PM

Gib credit to Dingus
 
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And to think he was only 300 pounds there.

#124 tudexd

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Posted 27 March 2015 - 12:56 AM

lets not talk about grim dark on here, ever...

Don't be a sadsack



#125 Squint

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Posted 27 March 2015 - 01:04 AM

Don't be a sadsack

Enforcing rules makes you a sadsack now?



#126 tudexd

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Posted 27 March 2015 - 03:06 AM

Enforcing rules makes you a sadsack now?

It always did.... Hell it was the entire point of calling someone a sadsack



#127 ZeBraffels

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Posted 27 March 2015 - 03:09 AM

Gib credit to Dingus

 

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It makes it more the fun when you realize that piece of paper came out of a dot matrix printer.

 

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Edited by ZeBraffels, 27 March 2015 - 03:10 AM.


#128 Prince Polaris

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Posted 27 March 2015 - 03:24 AM

Wow, I sure did get fatter




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