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#101 Luigi

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 10:38 PM

I believe it was: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for Gcube. They did away with the open-ish world quests and made in an arcade-style crapfest.

I completely agree. The first three were fun as hell. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. Order of Phoenix is kind of good too I guess.



#102 tudexd

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:33 AM

Hey, LOTR The Third Age was EPIC. Yes parts of the story were a little retarded but the gameplay and bulk of the story that wasnt retarded was awesome.


Uhh no it sucks the characters have no personalities the fact that there is a human an elf and a dwarf is completly bull since the three hunters were the first ones to do it ever. Also the gameplay is terrible for a turn base. The story is also is shitty giving you fight the balrog and wins wich should never fucking happen.

#103 Slushie

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:30 PM

Slender 

 

Boring as hell and pointless to play

 

 

maybe you didnt get it, but the point is to get scared, Slender The Arrival on the other hand IS shit.

 

 

I thought slender the arrival did a good job of it.

 

 

hmm, ok maybe i were just expecting to much from that game and it disappointed me :(

 

 

It has a really good and scary setting. But the gameplay, objectives, ending, etc. are shit.

Look, when Slender was first getting popular, it was pretty fuckin scary. Everyone was all like, 'Oh sheet brah, it like, the bomb-digity of the scary games, man.' Then after awhile, it was all like, 'Slender can suck my dick.'



#104 FaffleMaster

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:31 PM

My problem was that everyone thought that Slenderman first appeared in Slender. And as someone who was forced to watch Marble Hornets, I got kinda mad and sick of hearing about how "scary" Slender is.



#105 Virelen

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:31 PM

Look, when Slender was first getting popular, it was pretty fuckin scary. Everyone was all like, 'Oh sheet brah, it like, the bomb-digity of the scary games, man.' Then after awhile, it was all like, 'Slender can suck my dick.'

Slenderman has become so overrated he's not scary at all anymore, which is also what happened to his game.



#106 MikeWalker11

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 09:30 PM

Top Gun.

On the NES.



#107 Slushie

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Posted 19 May 2013 - 06:34 PM

Naw man, Top gun is all tha shiz!



#108 Distortion_

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Posted 19 May 2013 - 06:43 PM

superman 64. fuck that game. litirally fuck it. It's impossibly hard, stupid and just so.. bad..



#109 FaffleMaster

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Posted 19 May 2013 - 07:22 PM

Uuuuuuuuuh...

 

Castlevania 2.



#110 Slushie

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Posted 20 May 2013 - 03:10 AM

@distortion: Naw man, Superman 64 is- *barfs* all tha shiz...



#111 Rhythmition

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:13 PM

Probably an indie game I bought about a week ago for X360 called "Why Did I BuY This?"



#112 MikeWalker11

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 06:14 PM

Naw man, Top gun is all tha shiz!

try landing the plane.



#113 Mcdovin

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 12:20 AM

Get Rich Or Die Gaming XBLA Indie title.



#114 Slushie

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 02:14 AM

I got an Indie game recently called K-something Underground. It is sort of like Limbo, but the controls are weird, it has no real story, and it is WAY too insensitive. 



#115 scifidude47

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 01:15 AM

umm...

 

Jurassic: The Hunted

 

When the main character said "What the Foxtrot is going on here" I wanted to sucker punch him in the mouth and feed him to a fire ant colony.

 

for srs



#116 Slushie

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 08:00 PM

FoxTrot is a good comic... Well, I enjoy it.

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 08:57 PM

I completely agree. The first three were fun as hell. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. Order of Phoenix is kind of good too I guess.

I have Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince on Wii. It has about 5 minutes (or what seemed like 5 minutes) of storyline gameplay, but the world is IMMENSE. I still don't know my way around Hogwarts, but it's just so fun to piss around. I like levitating benches and whacking NPCs with them until they run away best.



#118 GoopHug

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 09:35 PM

Worst game i ever played? Im going to get lots of hate for this... I choose HALO REACH. (I chose that over SONIC06)

 

I enjoyed HALO 3 and Halo 4 was fine i guess, But why does REACH get the pass?



#119 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 09:37 PM

I thought reach was pretty good.



#120 Slushie

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 06:02 PM

SONIC '06

 

 

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#121 Npaws

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 06:12 PM

Hm...  Worst game I ever played huh?  Definitely The Elder Scrolls Oblvion.  I think the reason I hate dit so much was because I played it AFTER I played Skyrim (I actually love Skyrim, one of my favorite games of all time.)  The combat in Oblivion was terrible, third person view was horrendous.  The story line was good, the game itself just sucked in my opinion.



#122 Mhicks2018

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 06:26 PM

Saints Row 3



#123 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 06:27 PM

Hm...  Worst game I ever played huh?  Definitely The Elder Scrolls Oblvion.  I think the reason I hate dit so much was because I played it AFTER I played Skyrim (I actually love Skyrim, one of my favorite games of all time.)  The combat in Oblivion was terrible, third person view was horrendous.  The story line was good, the game itself just sucked in my opinion.

Yeah, I played Morrowind, then Oblivion, then Skyrim.

 

I kinda like Oblivion and Morrowind a bit better than skyrim actually.



#124 ~Brony~

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 06:33 PM

I don't think I really have a non-favorite game.



#125 Slushie

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 07:02 PM

ALL THE SONIC GAMES AFTER THE FIRST 2. Nuff said. 



#126 GoopHug

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 07:15 PM

ALL THE SONIC GAMES AFTER THE FIRST 2. Nuff said. 

Colours and gens werent that bad.



#127 Ice Strike

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 07:17 PM

ALL THE SONIC GAMES AFTER THE FIRST 2. Nuff said.


Don't forget Sonic 3 and CD, they were good.

#128 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 04:21 PM

Landshwartze (Farming) Simulator 2011.



#129 Squint

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 04:34 PM

Skate 3 is pretty bad but that's what makes it good. By that logic, it's actually pretty good.



#130 Luna Lens

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 04:51 PM

ET on the Atari.

Hands down, fillies.

#131 Slushie

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:09 PM

ET on the Atari.

Hands down, fillies.

I think you meant to say: Slasherwild is going to wake up with a dead horse in his bed.

 

EDIT EDIT: I didn't put that last part down...


Edited by SlasherWild, 05 June 2013 - 10:19 PM.


#132 Luna Lens

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:34 PM

No, I just used "fillies" in a derogatory fashion.

#133 Distortion_

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:44 PM

'I wanna be the guy'.

Holy fuck I.. I.. I think something inside me broke while playing this. It's not really bad, it's just so insanely difficult that you just lose all senses and feelings in all of your body. anger spewing out every hole you have.

still better than superman 64.



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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:53 PM

i didit like the "World of warcraft"  Patch. (Mist of pandaria) it realy ruind the game for me.



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Posted 05 June 2013 - 12:16 PM

Id say CoD, but I would probably get mowed over by a thousand angry muskrats, sooo, ill just go with any video games based on movies.

#136 Hieros Godhead

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 12:25 PM

Movie tie-ins usually annoy me, but one of the absolute worst excuses for a game... Dead Space three.

 

Just... It's not even horror any more. And Isaacs stomp is.. Beyond laughable.



#137 Slushie

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 10:20 PM

the new resident Evil game is ballstasticly shit.



#138 Squint

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 10:48 PM

Saints Row 3

Saint's Row 3 isn't bad, it's just utterly ridiculous and whydoesithaveastorylineomg.



#139 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 10:54 PM

Landshwartze (Farming) Simulator 2011.

Why?



#140 Slushie

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 02:11 AM

Why?


Well, to some people, virtual farming is boring. I am one of those people.

#141 shadowfire

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 02:52 PM

this is a tough one i gotta say ironman and ironman 2



#142 Slushie

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 11:07 PM

I have ironman for the ps2, and it is pretty okay... sort of... Okay, not really...



#143 Living Ordyin

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 11:10 PM

No Luca No on Xbox. Just why?

Edited by Living Ordyin, 06 June 2013 - 11:18 PM.


#144 Slushie

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 11:16 PM

i don't see why Xbox allows people to put shit games like that on the market in the first place...

 

 

WHY XBOX, WHY?!



#145 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 02:09 AM

For me, Big Rigs, definitely Big Rigs.



#146 shadowfire

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 04:14 AM

woohoo someone who agrees with me........ i think



#147 Shardz

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 12:50 PM

Tekkit.



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Posted 09 June 2013 - 06:57 PM

For me, Big Rigs, definitely Big Rigs.

Still better than Landschwartze Simulator!



#149 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 06:58 PM

i don't see why Xbox allows people to put shit games like that on the market in the first place...

 

 

WHY XBOX, WHY?!

no luca no is the best game ever, foo



#150 RattlesnakeBites

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 07:12 PM

Has no one mentioned Revenge of the Sunfish?



#151 scifidude47

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 07:39 PM

BL@CK 0P$ TOO IS SUCK 

 

(jk)


Edited by scifidude47, 09 June 2013 - 07:40 PM.


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:10 PM

BL@CK 0P$ TOO IS SUCK 

 

(jk)

Those kinda games would suck if it weren't for the massive amounts of money put into them.



#153 BeTa77

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:11 PM

Minecraft



#154 shadowfire

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 03:56 PM

Minecraft

that is a lie sir



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Posted 10 June 2013 - 04:27 PM

 

Minecraft

When you've been playing it since Beta (pun totally intended) 1.7.3, it does tend to get a little annoyingly boring in Survival. Mine mine mine mine, all day long just staring at the stone break.

 

 

 



#156 Slushie

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 05:01 PM

Tekkit.


That. Just that. I am completely against this. Tekkit is a mod pack for a game, not a game itself. So, you just dont like the mods chosen for that pack. If you get the technic launcher, you will see that there are many other packs to choose from. So, remember, THIS ISN'T THE "What is the worst mod you have ever played," IT IS THE "What is the worst GAME you have ever played!" If you feel like I went to far with this rant, just tell me.

#157 Shardz

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 05:22 PM

That. Just that. I am completely against this. Tekkit is a mod pack for a game, not a game itself. So, you just dont like the mods chosen for that pack. If you get the technic launcher, you will see that there are many other packs to choose from. So, remember, THIS ISN'T THE "What is the worst mod you have ever played," IT IS THE "What is the worst GAME you have ever played!" If you feel like I went to far with this rant, just tell me.

 

Baaaack your butt up.

 Tekkit, a modpack is a FULL FUCKING CONVERSION.

YoU HAVE TO HAVE A KNOWLEAGE OF A FUCKING COLLEGE PROFFESSOR! 
ITS TOO HARD FOR FUCKING 13 AND 9 YEAR OLDS EXPECTING FOR A FUCKING EASY TIME! 
IF I WANTED TO PLAY A HARD GAME I WOULD HAVE PLAYED EPIC MICKY 2: THE POWER OF FRAMERATE!

 

wooh.

Sorry for the extensive use of caps.

Tekkit is worst game.



#158 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 05:33 PM

Tekkit was easy.



#159 Squint

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 05:48 PM

I've never played Tekkit. Looks fuckin' boring, though.



#160 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 05:50 PM

I've never played Tekkit. Looks fuckin' boring, though.

It's kind of fun.

 

Once you get started.



#161 Slushie

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 07:52 PM

Baaaack your butt up.

 Tekkit, a modpack is a FULL FUCKING CONVERSION.

YoU HAVE TO HAVE A KNOWLEAGE OF A FUCKING COLLEGE PROFFESSOR! 
ITS TOO HARD FOR FUCKING 13 AND 9 YEAR OLDS EXPECTING FOR A FUCKING EASY TIME! 
IF I WANTED TO PLAY A HARD GAME I WOULD HAVE PLAYED EPIC MICKY 2: THE POWER OF FRAMERATE!

 

wooh.

Sorry for the extensive use of caps.

Tekkit is worst game.

Tekkit takes time to learn. you need to be patient, also, all of the recipes are on the side of the page, and there is a wiki. So, if you can't figure it out, then, Oh yeah, and it still isn't a separate game from minecraft. It is still just a modpack. 

NOW PLEASE, no more arguing. 



^I think I handled that pretty well...



#162 SnickersCat6

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 02:32 AM

Worst game I've ever played would have to be

Link: The Faces Of Evil.

I saw the first cutsene and imedeatly regreted my life choices.



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Posted 01 September 2014 - 03:59 AM

Worst game I've ever played would have to be
Link: The Faces Of Evil.
I saw the first cutsene and imedeatly regreted my life choices.

You know, bumping threads isn't really encouraged, but whatever.

Worst games ever would be these:

Spongebob Squarepants: Atlantis something (PS2)

This game made me break my elft thumb stick. It's storyline, gameplay and graphics were horrendous, even for PS2.

Crush (PSP)

It might just be me not liking Puzzle games that much, but this game unbeliveably sucked in my opinion.

Nick Toons (PS2)

Not sure if this was the correct game title, but it came out in 2004. The game was really bad in my opinion, just downright horrible. Gameplay sucked, storyline was decent, but not as interesting as other games, and the levels themselves... ew.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. (Nintendo DS)

Bad. Just bad.

Spyro: The reboots (PS2, 2006-2008)

I loved the Spyro: Dragonfly video games. I did not like these games at all, might have been because of the darker tone, characters, my age, or storyline, but it really was... just... unexplainibly sad. I still to this day wait for another Spyro game. Those games... they were odd. It was basically... I never liked those games, yet because I loved Spyro so much, I just had to ge them. I didn't feel satisfied, but... they just didn't feel like Spyro. Maybe that's it.

Star Wars: The republic something something (DS)

Any of those DS Star Wars games are a pure piece of shit. You play as a Jedi Knight, but it's just simply bad gameplay. It was just bad. The storyline was pretty non-intriguing too.

Edited by Ekips, 01 September 2014 - 04:09 AM.


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 04:13 AM

I once had this DS game where you adopted a dog and you had to take care of it. But the thing was, you couldnt care for your dog, walk it, or even play with it until you teach it it's name. It only tells you what to do once and such. So now my poor scooby has to suffer because the game is too stubborn to my voice.



#165 iluvponies35

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 04:25 AM

Car Mechanic Simulator

 

Lags like hell on the lowest graphics even though my Mac can handle more performance-intensive games, recommends you to have previous knowledge of a car or you'll be somewhat lost, is boring, repetitive, and just not fun.

 

Not to mention when you test drive a car it feels like your driving on ice with nothing to control yourself.



#166 shining emerald

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 04:14 PM

Sonic and the seven rings first of all the story is a piece of SHIT it is nonlinear and hard to fallow plus it just assumes you know your supposed to find the secret rings as you complete missions which makes the story harder to follow because before I you move on guess what! You have to pick a mission unrelated to the story and hope you just didn't waste your time doing a mission that literally has no point. I would explain the different levels in the game but, all it is is a roller coaster. Seriously sonic constantly moves forward unless you tell him otherwise. I literally beet a level while I checked on brohoof plus the games soundtrack is F****** drilled into my mind and not because it's good because each song has one phrase and about a minute of actual music until it repeats itself. Put those together and you get sonic running through a dull jungle you've seen a hundred times as the song literally goes "Dinosaurs yah Dinosaurs...'Dinosaurs yah dinosaurs." At least sonic is on auto run because now I crack open soda and wait for something to happen. Now for the controls and yes sonic is on auto run which is the worst part about this game because I only get to move sonic a bit to the left or a bit to the right while he does his own thing. Also to jump you press two and you can charge said jump to make it go higher but, to do an attack you have to jump and wait for it to target the enemy before the actual attack leaving it up to decide if you die and it wants you to die ALOT. Their is a back up feature but, it's so slow and has such little sight I only use it when i need it. Their also a break that works ok but, shouldn't have to be an actual function. Finally their is a bar that lets you either slow down time or give you super speed if you get enough orbs but, the speed will drop you in some pit most of the time and slowing down time also slows you down (except in a cut scene where you use it to get away from an enemy). So my final review -10/10 This game is horrible with not only a sucky plot but, it tries to get you to do it's mind numbing missions but, makes the story even worse than before along with the horrible control as looped music you can barely play this game with out rage quitting or crying in the shower or my personal favorite slamming your head against the wall until the memory goes away.

#167 Slushie

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 05:44 PM

Fuckin shit not this.

Why do so many newbies like bumping year old threads? ;~;

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 07:29 PM

http://www.smashingl...ames-ever-made/
I played about 6 of those before finding the site... I should of looked for reviews before playing :I

#169 Captain Char

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 08:02 PM

I own two copies of ET, does that count?

#170 Npaws

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 09:46 PM

Fuckin shit not this.

Why do so many newbies like bumping year old threads? ;~;

For the record. Bumping threads isn't a bad thing at all if the person is contributing to the topic of the thread.


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