So I walk into a hospital room, and there's this lady sitting on the bed, eating McDonald's.
Doctor: "So, what brings you here today?"
Patient: *still chewing her Big Mac* "I think I'm having a heart attack!"
04 January 2016 - 05:56 PM
So I walk into a hospital room, and there's this lady sitting on the bed, eating McDonald's.
Doctor: "So, what brings you here today?"
Patient: *still chewing her Big Mac* "I think I'm having a heart attack!"
27 December 2015 - 06:05 AM
I was disappointed after hearing from everyone else how good it was. Mostly the biggest issue the First Order makes stormtroopers from the first movie look like the most competent people in the universe. Seriously, HOW MANY PLANET-KILLING SUPERWEAPONS DO YOU NEED BLOWN UP BEFORE YOU GET A HINT YOU FUCKING RETARDS?!
Oh suuuuure, it kills stars and blows up planets from the other side of the galaxy, but Starkiller Base is a step backwards from the Death Star in every other goddamn way. To blow up the first Death Star you had to make a run down a trench flying at defensive guns in a straight line then hit an impossibly small target that only a Force-enhanced space wizard could make, to blow up the second Death Star you had to attack it while it was still under construction while it was still reliant on external protection. These guys put the building with all their "prevent the superweapon from blowing up" stuff right on the fucking surface of the planet. HEY DICKS, IF YOU'VE TURNED THE ENTIRE PLANET INTO A SUPERWEAPON, MAYBE TRY PUTTING THE IMPORTANT STUFF INSIDE IT INSTEAD OF WHERE EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER CAN SEE IT! Oh and of course, the shields for your planet-superweapon can be taken down by one person who isn't even at the top of your military hierarchy, and you have absolutely no other protection for the thing but some TIE fighters.
The next movie better show that the bad guys actually wanted their superweapon to be blown up for some reason, because it sure seems like they were begging for it.
08 December 2015 - 06:30 PM
Our worlds generally aren't generated, but if you want custom terrain generation you'll need to use something like TerrainControl, which is what JoyJoy linked above.
26 November 2015 - 04:31 AM
Unbanned
19 November 2015 - 06:27 AM
Also, they produce egg like chicken.
That's racist


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