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#201 iluvponies35

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 04:51 AM

A chance to show off my epic writing skillz? HOW COULD I REFUSE?

 

THE SUPER AWESOME EPICALNESS CHAPTER THAT IS NUMBERED 19:

 

iluv wuz sad. he could not build statues.

 

so iluv vissited the senile wyse old man at the top of teh hill of craynes.

 

"halp i canot bild statuees" wined iluv.

"brinn me a shubbery an i will teech u teh epicalness art of statoo-makin" sed the senile wyse old man.

 

annd soo iluv toyled loong and hard to get a shrubbeyr for the senile wyse old man. And aftur 12 yeers ove toil he braut bak a shrubbery for the senile wyse old man.

 

"goood, good you hav braut teh shrubbry. now i show u statue-makin techynolagy" sed teh senile wyse old man afteer bein braut teh shrubbery.

"yaaay!" screemed iluv annd danced in a sircle.

 

and aftur anoda 12 yeers of toil iluv lerned make statues.

 

teh moral of teh storee: if u wana bild statoos, den viseet teh senile wyse old man at teh top of da hill of craynes.

 

partially inspired by: this was not inspired at all by: Monty Python and the Holy Grail some stoopid randum film


Edited by iluvponies35, 03 February 2014 - 04:53 AM.


#202 greebster

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 12:40 PM

Hit writer?

*punches Paranoid*



#203 imnotparanoid

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 04:55 PM

coming soon a chapter for philly



#204 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 06:07 PM

Another Guest Chapter!

Chapter B

Herpy Doove was ly on floor next to his head wot was chopped off in capter 12.

His head was crying. "SIR MAX PAYNE KILLERED ME" sed the Hepr.

Audience cried too cause they liked Herpy who totally didnt write this to get himself back in the story!

"Well I suppose if I am ded I sould stip beong caracter" Hery sayd.

A man called Jim come down from ceeling and say to Hepry, "I have watch you for all life and now I will tell you secret"

":O" Said Herpy

"One day, yor live will strop and on that day you will become Heppy Dooved" the man called Jim telled Herpy Dooves who was from now on called Herpy Dooved.

"BUT I AM ONLY A HED" shouted herpy at man called Jim.

"I KNOW" repled man called Jim.

 

(Ill never forgive you for kill me paraknob)


Edited by Herpy__Dooves, 03 February 2014 - 06:08 PM.


#205 Harakhti

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:42 PM

^ then server was crash by worldedit



#206 RunningWolf251

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 11:29 PM

Then Harakhti joined a forum rp with paranerd and flet, nobody had fun, and everypony got the herps. The end.



#207 tudexd

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 11:37 PM

"TUDEXD DEPLOY" showted herpy and onwt of the shutle tudexd the jet ski flipepd into the air and landed with MASIGVE RECESSION



#208 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 02:16 AM

"TUDEXD DEPLOY" showted herpy and onwt of the shutle tudexd the jet ski flipepd into the air and landed with MASIGVE RECESSION

Everyone had to make budget cuts, the end



#209 King Harkinian

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 11:49 PM

This story is best story.

 

Will any freebuilders be in the story?



#210 imnotparanoid

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 10:13 PM

Calisto pressed the button

"I HAVE PRESSED THE BUTTON" she say

CALISTO NO  YOU WERE OUR FRIEND said mace and fgortern and philly

the machine rumbled

"rumble rumble" said the machine

Suddenly from the machine a million calisto otter clones came out

"I WILL BE THE QUEEN OF THE WIRLD!" laffed calisto with a smile. it was an evil simile.

Mace shot his gun at the clones and made some die but then mre were made

Calisto twilied her mostache evily "I will be queen" she said " u were all foold to trust me" she sayd to the man who was there.

Suddenly there was a big a big the shadow, a ship flew down and make a big shadow.

"We have arrived, and it is now that we fulfill our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor (our Undying Lord), and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the Death Warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects." said Dr Guthrie. and he shot the cannon at the planet.

THE EDNS?



#211 MaceWindows

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 10:23 PM

i cri



#212 Reverie

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 10:51 PM

dis is gud, keep make


Edited by Reverie, 02 April 2014 - 10:52 PM.


#213 Philly

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 11:54 PM

Not THE EDNS pls



#214 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 12:22 AM

I rlly hop the edns is not happen as I lik dis



#215 MaceWindows

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 01:09 AM

CREDITS ROLL

 

 

 

PLOT TWIST: SUNATCO was THE BILL


Edited by MaceWindows, 03 April 2014 - 01:10 AM.


#216 Npaws

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 03:29 PM

para nu nt end u havbt even pot mee in hte storeh

#217 Philly

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 06:02 AM

I'm just going to start bumping excellent threads.




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