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#1 imnotparanoid

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:12 PM

Hello my adoring fans, I am writing a fantasy epic staring you! Yes you! Players of brohoof I will be posting 3 chapters at a time until it's done!

And if you want to be included, just let me know!
But for now, enjoy the start of this epic cool tale!



The awesome quest



CHAPTER 1

King Kilo ruled over the land of Brodonia, but most people called him King kilo the rat, because he was a were rat.
He had bee na wererat nor for 14 years and since then he had stopped performing his royal duties to Broodonia. And thats terrible
King Kilo looked over hte land fro mhis window andsaw in the distant land of Fordor, a terrible fire rising from the ABYSS OF DEATH AND TORTURE
, The ABYSS OF DEATH AND TORTURE was where fake faiko the faker and his army lived. It was a bad place, and only bad people
works for faiko.
"YO DAD" said a voice, it was Princess HAzzat the useless.
"What do you want son" said the king
"OH MA GAWD DAD IM A GIRL FFS" Shouted the Princess "I HATE YOU DADDY I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE ABYSS OF DEATH AND TORTURE" and
with thsat she slammedthe door an leaft.

King Kilo thought about this threat for a while.
He had a choice, a choice that would change Brodonia forever.
Make up with his so- daughter
Or destroy the ABYSS OF DEATH AND TORTURE.
He looked at the land of Fordor, and made his decision.

CHAPTER 2
"WAAAAARK WAAAARK!" screeched Kajineko the falcon as he cicled down, down down down down down down down thorught the sky
down down down down down. Hew landed on the perch.
" what doid you see Kaji?" asked Sapphire, squire to yorriew borrie the knight/.
"Somebodies poisoned the watering hole!" said kaji and then " Nah just kidding lolz I actually saw som of faiko's imps trolling
and old lady. And by trolling I mean stabbing with knifes!"
"Dayum that sucks" Said sapphire

Just then Yorrie borriw walking in and said
"How u doin" Yorrieborrie said

YOrrieborrie was a knight, the bravest striongist and coolest knite in al lthe lands, He had flowing red hair and shiny
orange armor.

"O hello yorrieborrie sir im talking to a bird" said sapphire
"Birds can't talk foolish boy!" said yorrieborrie in a angry but nice voice.

TOOT TOOT TOOOOOT TOOOT OOOTT
It was the osund of the kings trumpets.

Chapter 3
":o Hail the king !" Said sapphire and yorrieborrie
"Ho ho yes, hail be bizatches" ejaculated King kilo.
" I have a quest for you yorrieborrie, I need yo uto get a team of cool dudes and awesome doodettes and destroy the ABYSS OF MURDER AND TORTURE
"Thats insane, even with ten thousand men battaling Fake faiko the faker would be folly!" shrieked yorrieborrie.
"But I guess, You are the king, so I will fdoi it."

A few hours later everything was ready, Yorrie borries armour was clean and hair dandruff free, Sapphire was in his hoodie and
wore his kilt with pride, Kajineko the falcon had his cowboy hat on and behind them was onkeyman the baggage boy holding all their srtuff

"Ok guys, to find the best team we should go to linx the sphinx in the town of notcario, only his wisdom can guide us" said yorrieborrie.
ANd with that, they set off.

King Kilo the rat watched them leave and wondred if htis was the right thing to do. Of cousre it was he was always right, he was the king after all.
He retreated back into his room and sang

Oh I am the king
I have so many things
All the people look
and turn around and say
I like his rings


Then he went to sleep after he ate tea where he ate beef and chips.

#2 imnotparanoid

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:55 PM

CHAPTER 4
After a few days of walking, and some running occasionaly, as wel las some jogging , but mainly wlaking they reached Notcario.
"We are here" Said Yorrieborrie with a serious face.
"Wowo loo k at the pyramid" said sapphire

The pyramid went all up into the sky all the way to space nearly. It was very high.
"Yes and thats where linx the sphinx is" says yorrieboorrie.
"Mother of god" mothered Sapphire
"Oh f****** s***" said Kajineko i na bothered annoyed tone of speaking.

They where walkinf throuhg a street towards the pyramid when out of nowhere.
A dutch tourist
"Hallo waar is Primark?" He said
"How u doin" said yorrieborrie
"Ik ben het goed, mijn naam is blackdutchie waar is Primark?" Say
"Out of our way, shouted sapphire!
"idioot Ik zal een vloek op u!" said blackdutchie and magiced with his hands, then ran away crying.

CHAPTER 5
"Are you ok?" said yorrieborrie
"Yeah I'm fine, oh wait no I'm not I'm giing birth to phiranas" said sapphire "Quick find a wizard to cure me!"
"WAAAAAARK WWAAAAARK!" Said Kajineko which meant 'I'll gaurd him' but yorrie does not undertsand.

Yorrieborrie raced trough the crowd fatser thsan light and sawe a hipster with a pointy hat.
"Are you a wizard?" He asked

"fOOL i aM pUREsTORM tHE wIZARD oF lIGHTNING aND sCARY lOUD nOICES!" Shouted the souty wizard
"Please pUREsTORM come help my fried!" begges yorrieborrie
"oH oK tHEN" Said pUREsTORM

WHen they got back to sapphire it was not a pretty sight, there where snapping fish and blood was everywhere, also soe poor
people had stolen sapphires kilt.
pURE shot a lightning storm into sapphires mouth and it kileld all the phiriahnas that wearnt born yet. Sapphire was ok! (ish)

CHAPTER 6
After explaining hre quest to pURE, pURE decided to join them because quests where cool and also pURE had nothing better to do.
The ywere walking up the pyramid , monkeymanfell off of it three times so they had to go get him from the bottom again.
After walk for 55 hours they reched the top, the sphinx was near, they could feel it. They went into the temple at the top
and there they saw a majestic half lion half man and where gobsmaked by its coolnees.

Linx the sphinx took one look at the group and said
"sup'"

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 05:32 PM

Oh dear Celestia, I can not stop laughing at this. This is pure awesome

#4 imnotparanoid

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:31 PM

CHAPTER 7

Fake Faiko the faker strutted along his throne room. He was thinking about something, He was thinking baout Powbox, the mystical
sentiant box of power. He felt a song coming on...

Oh my name is faiko, but I feel like a fakeio
Everybody thinks im strong, but I can't fight for long
Oh what caaaan a guy like me do all day?
I want to be the strongest, but I am just the wrongest
Oh why'd I have to be aaaaaa villan guuuuuy?
But wait, stop the hate, OOh, haters gonna hate
I might just find the power outside my gaaaaaaaatte....


With that he clicked his fingers, and iffie the imp general appeared.
"I want Powbox" Said faiko evily " I want it now"

Sexily

CHAPTER 8

"Oh Linx, tell us who tro recruit int oour party!" Begged yorrieborrie

"Sir knight you must find the following cool dudes and dudettes
Tsar the engineeer
Narrator the reality warper
Yorrieborrie the knight
Cave the magical school girl
Volan the gender confused vole queen
Funkyhoboman the sneaky thief
Squishy the army sargent
maximus the giant mecha
and
Micky the lord of the nine knights

Only they can help you defeat Fake faiko the faker!
Only they can save Brodonia!"

Yorrieborrie was determined to find these people, He had heard of the school of magic near the evil swamp, maybe
he could find Cave the magical school girl there?

CHAPTER 9

A few days later the party was walking through the evil swamp, except pURE who was jogging because walking was to mainstream.
POOF out of a cloud of smoke and surprise A scary guy appeared, it was Dethlok lord of death and his pal Shenko the necromancer!
"Oh golly" said sapphire, monkey man fainted and yorrieborrie drew his sword in a grrr way.

"It's ok to relax we are good guys" said shenko, Then stabbed sapphire in the gut with a spiky pole.
"You trickers!" Yelled yorrieborrie and swung the sword at him, then there where zombioes and skeletons everywhere. It was very scary.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:54 PM

This is just...beautiful... *tear*

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:01 AM

This story is amazing. I have to get into it!

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:05 AM

This fanfic has been given the Melkyore Seal of Quality
And the Melkyore Seal of Approval.

(I gotta make those)

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:14 AM

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:28 AM

That seal most certainly approves, as do I.
Bravo sir! Bravo!

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:35 AM

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:49 AM

There we go.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 02:08 AM

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 02:23 AM

All right I'll join this... Whatever this is.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 02:25 AM

shenko, Then stabbed sapphire in the gut with a spiky pole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6krHJGimets

I have never been in a porno before

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#15 imnotparanoid

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 02:49 PM

CHAPTER 10

Yorrie borrie swun ghis sword at a skeleton and chopped it into tiny tiny pieces. Then SHenko was about to stab him when
Dethlok blocked the hit and chopped shenkos legs off with his bare hands.
"Ha ha he said it was a double trick!" Then he went to ssapphire and used magics to heal him of the stab and blood.
Yorrieborrie did not understand why it was so much tricking, this confused him so when Dethlok healed sapphire, yorrieborrie
stabbed Dethlok in the arms and the body and the left leg reallyfast
"That will teach you to trick me!" He said!
"But I didn't trick you I tricked shenko!" Dethlok ansered
"OOps silly me" Yorrieborr-
IT WAS ANOTHER TRICK Sapphire cut yorrieborries head off with a whoosh of his spear.
"WHat was that fo!?" said the head
"Ok wait I will fix everything" said dethlok and used his powers over death to dix everyone.
THen Sapphire and yorrieborrie and monkeyman and pUREsTORM and kajineko attacked him and killed fim forever.

CHAPTER 11
The friends and monkeyman arrived at the magic school with a smile

"Yoohoo!" said a voice "Im cave the magical school girl! I like magic!"
It was Cave, the one they where looking for!
"Get in the van!" said Kajineko but all cave heard was "WAAAAARK WAAAAARK"

"Get in the van!" said pUREsTORM
"My mother aid to never get i nvans with hipster wizards" Said cave "Also you don't have a van"
That was when it struck them. THEY DIDNT HAVE A VAN.

"Oh bother we better go get the van" said yorrieborrie

Then sapphire grabbed Cave and they all walked back towards King Kilos castle.

CHAPTER 12
Cave was ok now that the quest had been explained by the friends and monkey man so was no longer upset at the kidnapping.
They arrived at the castle to find the city around it in a terrible state, EVeryone was fighting.
It was a civil war between King Kilos men and Princess lphemphill (Kilos only competant heir)
A guy ran up ot the group and introduced himself

"I am tsar the engineer!" He said

What a lucky that the yhad found naother person!

"Only one way to stop the war, we must activate my robocop come with me" They followed cus they had nothing better to do because
Yorrie couldnt remember where he parked the van.
THey rea\ched a labarotiried and tsar said
"YOu must hget the soul of the one they call jutsy, use this stone which absords souls when people get mad! Jutsy lives
on the internet go now!" and he pushed them into a screen.

YOrrieborrie woke up

imnotparanoid: Hi yorrieborri!!!!1
Hazzat: I like Lyra the best snnrk snnrk
Yorrieborrie: What the heck two of me?

Yorrie was ocnfused as why the worss where appearing on his eyeballs.

Jutsy: Yorrie No alts BANNED!
imnotparanoid: I think jtsy isa pretty cool guy eh banns admims and dosnt afraid onf anything!
Yorrieborrie has been banned Reason: alts
imnotparanoid: lololololllol
yorrieborrie has been banned Reason: alts
imnotparanoid has been banned Reason: Annoying little kid

!
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 02:55 PM

..... wow

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:46 PM

This is golden.

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:49 PM

This is golden.

My thoughts exactly.

Paranoid, this is the greatest of your fiction, I MUST know your artistic vision, where do you get the inspiration?

#19 imnotparanoid

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:07 PM

My thoughts exactly.

Paranoid, this is the greatest of your fiction, I MUST know your artistic vision, where do you get the inspiration?

I came up with the idea in the shower!

anyway

CHAPTER 13
yorrieborrie woke up again but htius time was in a strange place, the word ban appeals forum showed on his eye, The nthe words changed
to 'OMG WTF WHY WAS I BAN RATTY RATTY ANSWER PLS WHY? :D:D:D:D:D :('

It was a terrifying place, there where corpses everywhere and some skeletons too, A strange man sat there eating some bones
but yorrie ignored him.

Suddnly the words changed to

'Dickstorm you where banned for logging on the server and saying this:

18:25 Dickstorm: LOL GUYSDICKS
18:25 Dickstorm: LOL GUYSDICKS
18:25 Dickstorm: LOL GUYSDICKS
18:25 Dickstorm: LOL GUYSDICKS
18:26 Dickstorm: LOL GUYSDICKS

GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!

Lots of love from jutsy xxx

This scared yorrieborrie he backed away when suddenly

'WHAT THE FAK U R NOT RATTY I WANT UN BAN LOL :) :) :)'

and then

'You just don't understand do you! We don't want you! AND WHY IS YOUR AVATAR A HOSE REEL JESUS CHRIST GAAAAAAAAH'

CHAPTER 14
The magical stone glowed and Jutsys soul was pulled into it
"Ha ha" Laughed yorrieborrie "I have you know!"
Then there was a bright flash and he was sucked back into the labratory

"Well done you did it!" Said Tsar and he took the stone and put it in a robot

The robot sparked and flizzled then woke up
" I AM ROBOCOP PLEASE ENTER A NAME "

Tsar put the name Jutsy into the typewriter
"I AM JUTSY I MUST DESTROY CRIME" said the robot

And then it went through the window and stopped the civil war with its huns and swords.

CHAPTER 15
Tsar said that yorrie and co could borrow jutsy if they where careful so they did.
They got the van ready then started driving to Narrator the reality warper who lived in a house.
They sang a song

Yorrieborrie:
I am a knight I like to fight
I have nice hair can't see my at night


Sapphire:
I am a squire, things are looking dire
I need to hire a man who is on fire


pUREsTORM:
I'm on google+ , glasses are a must
I smell of rust and can't rhyme


kajineko:
WAAAAAAK WWAAAAAARK OOOOT OOOT WAAAARK
WAAAAAARK WAAAAK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK OOOT


Cave:
I'm a-

Then they stopped singing because they where at the house.

Edited by imnotparanoid, 24 April 2012 - 06:16 PM.


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Posted 25 April 2012 - 05:40 AM

"Princess lphemphill (Kilos only competant heir)"
Ratty's my father?!

Also, that ban appeal was surprisingly accurate.
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 06:28 AM

Jutsy is mine, all mine!

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 06:54 AM

We need some Tsar x Jutsy shipping in here!

#23 imnotparanoid

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 02:48 PM

I can only do a few romantic sub plots, and the only one planned (Thats right there is some planning to this!) so far isn't jutsy or tsar!

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 04:44 PM

CHAPTER 16
Faiko was worried ,he had heard about yorrieborries quest from imponytor the slimy, who was a spy for him inside King kikos court. Iffie had gone
in search of powbox for him, but until then he needed yorrie stoppedf, he opened the evil phonebook and called Bl00DY The sniper assasin
"Hello?" said bl00dy on the telephone
"Hello I.... I.... AM FAKE FAIKO THE FAKER MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" eviled faiko
"Oh ok, I'm bl00dy the sniper, would you like to hear my song?" He asked

Faiko agreed to listen

WARNING! Bl00dys song is not written by me and has lots of rude words seriously! enter at your own risk!

Spoiler


"Well that is an impressive resume" said faiko "You are deffo hired, now go kill yorrie and his crew ok, go do it ok"

CHAPTER 17
Yorrie and his crew entred the house. It was silent. Mostly anyway.

"WHO DARES ENTER MY HOUSE?" said a dcary voicee which made a little bit of wee cocme out of monkey man
"I AM JUTSY THE ANTI CRIM ROBOT" said Jutsy the anti crie robot.
"I am yorrieborrie, I seek your help Narrator!" said yorrie.

With a poof of magic narrator appeared, he was i na dressing gown and a hood and looked very scary.

Narrator was a guy who could narrate and whatever he narrated would come real, as long as he had more power than what he was trying to do lick if
he wanted shoes to appear it would only appear if he is strong enough to make shoes in real life (in the story not real life dumbhead)

"Well ok I will come with you, but dirst lets pimp yo ride!" he said

He made the van so it was purple and added flames to it and lots of loud noices and made it clean and cool.
THen they went outside for a picnic.

CHAPTER 18
"PAss the bread please" said pUREsTORM
Cave oicked up the bread to ive it when
POMF a bullet went through the bread. Also Jutsys head.
"It's a trap!" shouted Kajineko!
Poomf! Kajineko got shotte4d too!
THen bl00dy jumpedo ut a tree
"Ha ha he said I have oyu know fools !"
Then fight happen

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:19 PM

Man, I love it when fight happen

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:10 PM

This is Fallout:Equestria level of epic. Best fanfic of all time right here, folks!

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 08:38 PM

I havn't had time to write any more today, but i did make a little song! SO without further ado

A QUICK SIDE SONG

Yo! It's K to the I to the L to the O!

Rattys my name and Im, gonna rock this show!

I big up the castle with, my huge mats

and We can all agree ,I have a nice cat

cat sounds like rat and rat is my name

K-I-L-O


YO


YO



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Posted 28 April 2012 - 04:52 PM

CHAPTER 19
pUREsTORM shot an elictric ball and Cave shot fairy dust and yorrieborrie hit with sword, eventually bl00dy was die.
Kajineko nooo!" said sapphire
"Jutsy noooo!" said pURE

"BEEP BOOP I DO NOT NEED AH EAD TO STOP CRIMES" said jutsy and was ok
Kajineko wasnt but then firebust the feonix flew down and did magic and came to life.
"Kajineko" said sup
Everybody laffed.

CHAPTER 20
The gang was finished at narrators hosue so got in the van and drove to Caliston the vole kings den, in the van firebust and kajineko made out the whole way
so where chucked out and had to fly ehind htem.

When they arrived Calisto said "Ahaha I have heard of your quest to stop faiko and I will ehlp if you bring me tresure"
The tresure wanted was gold and jewls which where i nthe scary castle so they went.

"I hatew scary castles " said sapphire whos parents where kileld by a scary castle.
"Its ok to be afraid" said cave
The yarrived and thinder and lightning was very very fritning.

In they go....

CHAPTER 21

Iffie was in the ruin of power and was looking for powbox and had army of imps with them. powbox was a box that had
lots of pretty drawing on it. SO.
Iffie serched every room wel land found it, it was the size of a box and was square.
"Hello said "powbox" im powboxz"
"Ehe" laughed iffie and took it back to faiko in the long away land of Fordor.
"The plot has thikend I sence it" said narrator

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 04:53 PM

another beautiful addition to a great story

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 04:55 PM

An thn Blazer strck teh pwnies wth a gant sord!

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:36 AM

"in the van firebust and kajineko made out the whole way"

Story of my life right there.

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:22 AM

Can we get a love interest for... the van?

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:58 AM

Does the van happen to look anything like the Mystery Machine?
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#34 imnotparanoid

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:48 AM

It is, only with 'THE PRETTY COOL GUYS' written on the side.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 01:16 AM

imnotparanoid is a pretty cool guy, he writes great adminfics and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 03:44 AM

Is that the end of the story? It can't end! Not like this!

#37 imnotparanoid

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 07:56 AM

It's not the end, I have just been
busy,normal,service shall resume today.

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CHAPTER 22
Inside the scarry cstle caventh was walking thru the corridar and shakey trees hit the windows
"EEEK" She said
The a thing jumped out of nowere and nocked them down
"WEW HQWO ARE YOU!!!"?>>" Shrieked caventh

"I am...... Princess lphemphill "saiod the scarry person "I had come to help your quest sporry for scaring you :("
"Its ok sad cave now help me find some jewels" said cave

Meenwile pURE and sapphire was in the bedroom together. Looking for treserue that is! The oppned a chets and found a million
jewels and sparkley things!
"Lets tak this to Calisto!" said sapphire

CHAPTER 23

THe van was waiting outside
"How U doing?" asked a voice
"Aah who said that!?" Asked the van
It was sgt squishy the army sargent but why was she here? It was a mystery
"Why are you here?" asked the van
"I am here, to , ..... Marry you!" she said
the van was shocked , but thats cus pUREsTORM shot it with lighting.
"How U doin?" asked yorrieborrie to squishy "and why are you here now?" He asked
"I am here wit a warning! Brodonia is under attack by Faiko and his arms!" She said
"We better get calistos help then FIGHT THE BATTLE" said yorrieborrie
THen kajineko and firebust madeo ut again.

CHAPTER 24
"These jewels.... are.... BEUTIFOLD" shouted calisto "I will send my army of voles to help u and I will help u too"
THey all got in the van and started going to the battle.
"SO van, you doing anything tonight" axed squishy
"Well Actually I am, I'm taking you to the battle remember" said the van
"Vans cant talk!" Said sapphire
"Actually I| put magik on it sorry" said caventh the magical school girl
So now the van was alive, and squishy was want to marry it because shipping is fun.

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:57 PM

I have made my mark, mission accomplished :D
Squishy x Van = OTP

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 06:12 PM

Wow, 'cause I am just THAT scary =)

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I have made my mark, mission accomplished :D
Squishy x Van = OTP


Don't forget about Kaji x Fire!

#43 imnotparanoid

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 01:01 PM

CHAPTER 25

THey arrived a the battle, Squishy said
"We hav al lthe army here to fite the bad guys but it will be hard fight because faik oahs the power.
The power to rul over us ALL!!!!!"
"Oh no!" eveeyones said at the same time
"it is true" said squishy
VROOOOOWK went the elephant, king kilo was o nthe elephant
"ha ha sup dubes" He said "Yeah hi, Im back bitchez now lets win a fight !"

They survayed the army, there was 20000 soldiers and they had big spearss (Not innuendo) they had 2 tigers 4 lions and a flock of bats, Calistos vole army was there
too.
"This is a big army for a big fite!" said king kilo and then ARWOOSQUEK he transformed int ohis rat form.
"Jesus chrisy how horrifying"said narrator

THen they saw faikos army, it had A TRILLION imps and 45 tigers! and 559 lions! and a flock of angry goose!
"It begins!" said pUREsTORM
"Van if I died durong the fite, look after the babby" said squishy
But it was to latebecause the van was dead.

CHAPTER 26

SUITIBLE MUSOCKS


THe imps ran fast at the good guys and kilorat shotted al lthe cat a pults and the cat a pults throwed the tigers and lions at the imps
the rigers ate the imps and the lions clawd at tthem RAAAR they said
"Eek tigres are scarry!" said the imps but fited anyway. Jutsy was using rocket arms to shot missles at the bad lions and
the bad lions blew up. There was lots of dieing all over but no one cared beacause they had to do it. Narrator made a big
hamemr appear and squahed 4009 imps with a lethal blow.monkey man cried i nthe corner.
"THey are to many of them!" said caventh and then got kileld by a big imp the size of paris.
"EHE HE HA HA!" said the big imp! "I kileld her and now u next!" Juts then a boom and the ip blowed up.
It was maximus the mecha! it was tsars new creation, but it made jutsy sad cus jutsy was obsolited. The big mecha shot its
guns really fast liek a machine gun . But calamity was ha[ppen and a bullet hit firebust.
"NOOOOOOO!" said kajineko and flew to firebust
"Kaji remember..... to .... always..... eat.... food" said fire then died.
"NOOOOOOO!" screamed kajineko and picked up a tiger and swang it lick a mace. imps flewed al lover the places and where squished.
Just then they heard a bang bang bang.
It was faiko.

CHAPTER 27

Faiko was grew to be really tall, and i nhis hands he had the empire state building as a mace and the london underground railway
as a whip
"HA HA HA I AM IMDECSTRUCABLE LOL" he said

Sexily

He whipped the whip and it killed 45555 of the good guys army and al lthe tigers and a few other people too. The bats went at him
and he used his SNAKE TOUNGE to lick them up and eat them. Maximus tried to shot him but bulelts bounced off faikos cool face.
THen maximus battery ran out and he fell over and landed on monkeyman (who died)
How can they beat faiko?
Will Brodonia be save?
Will paranoid ever learn grammer?
Find out same fic time same fic forum!

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 03:35 PM

WOW! What a twist! I wasn't expecting the van to dead at all!

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 01:27 AM

wow this fic is just...wow...

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 04:04 PM

1st chapter i died laughting
than magically ressurected
and now i am dying again, this is just too good

#49 imnotparanoid

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 05:43 PM

CHAPTER 28

"Attic faiko!" shouted out squishy and all the solders went to him but got hit with lethal blows to their weak points.
A tiger jumped at faiko with its claws all big andsroared and faik ograbbed the tiger. he said
"I am morep owerful than all the good guys!" he put the tiger down then tredded on it with his giant feet.
Everyone was scared that they wuld lose (Except the imps) and pURe was being attacked by the geese. THye pekked his head
and he was infected with bird flu.
"How can we win?" asekked Narrator
"We cannot" said sapphire
"We havnt lost yet " said yorrie borrie and blew the horn of help.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP went the horn
"Ah what is that! said faiko!
Suddnly ownt of no where RAWR the dinosor appred and and battled faiko. RAWR punchedfaiko in the face and faiko went "AAAAH MY POWER!"
He shrunk down and was defeted. Deus ex machina had saved the day again.
"fank you RAWR" said yorrieborrie
But it was to late and RAWR had died.

CHAPTER 29

They al lstood aoround the doctor table. pURE was on it he was dieng of bird flu.
"I ma diying now and i want u to know that I always lovd you " he said to Narratort.
"bro" sad narrator" bro I do not live you too but I love you"
Then pURE closed his eyes and was dead.
"I actually hated him" said narrator meanly
Everyone said it was a nasty thing to say.
They beried pURE in the garden of Princess hazzat hoo was come back after she herd of the baddle.
"Guys we need to defeat Faiko once and forever" said yorrieborrie sternly
So they got into a new van except iphemphill hoo got in a bi plane and was scutted for enemies.

CHAPTER 30

This chapter is not acttually related to the story it is related to diffrent thing becaus im tired of writing today
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#51 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:53 PM

Chapter 30 is best thing ever

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:57 PM

Wow

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 03:38 PM

FREAKING BEAUTIFUL.

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 10:25 PM

Some fan art (in MSpaint, as requested). The story must go on!
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#55 imnotparanoid

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:11 AM

CHAPTER 31
Dediacated too lphememphell

lphemphill was scutting for enimis and flying high in the sky so high she coltdant see the van...
THE VAN HAD DISSAPRED She swooped down to the floor too look at and detect the mystery. She culd seee the tracks ledft by the weels
on the road but then they stopped for no reson, VERY SUSPISION.
"I will solve the detectuive and save my frinds she said
There was a box on the floor, " A clue it is a clue!" sad lphemphill and detected the box.
VWOOOOoooOOOOOooOOOP It was a shrink ray but the ray missed and hit the seagull and the seagull shrank into tiny.
"Ahga" "The mystry is looking solved!" dsaid lphemphill
She shotted hersalf wiv the ray and was small she cold see the van and it was tiny as well everyone was in it fighting off ANTS

CHAPTER 32

They battled the anys with there swrotds and magic but the ants were big and strong.JUTSY THEN! ZAP ZAP ZAP
All the nats were dead of magic 9 knights who all weere the same walked towards them with magic swords.
"HELLO WE ARE THE NINE MICKYS!" They shoteed then they did strange magic and everyone grew to normal again.
"WHo are you?" asked the herioes of the story
"We... are the nine mickys and we are here to halp you saved the wurld"
"How will u help us?!" akecsd them now
"We will fight the evil ones in the pland and come wiv you on your lethal crest!"
The nine mickys all got in the van and hten they all started driving to Forfdor on the M43

CHAPTER 34

They drove for a few days and soon reeched Hackney (NOT THE ON IN REAL LIFE A PRETAND ONE) THey saw a begger on the rod
Lets help the begger said yorrieborrie
They piled out of the van wich was getting filled with heroes.
"Narrartor go buy a bigger van from the van shop!" ejaculated yorrieborrie
Narrator went ato go get can for htem

They went to the beggar
"Hello begger do oyu want Money"? asked them
"Yes I would BUT IT IS A MORAL DECICON" The begger hoo was really pwter molyneux said loud like shouts

What happens next! Yuo decisede!
Do they
-KIll the beghger
-help tge begger
-kill squiksy
or
-beat up monkeeman
???
???
???

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:14 AM

I choose option number 3! Kill Squishy!

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 11:24 PM

-help tge begger

#58 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 01:23 PM

-beat up monkeeman

#59 imnotparanoid

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 01:30 PM

I can only do one! Forst to two votes wins!

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 02:47 PM

Beet up the monkeyman!

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 02:55 PM

Needs He-man

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 02:56 PM

The vots have bin addid up, The Heros will beat up monkeyman.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 02:59 PM

The vots have bin addid up, The Heros will KILL SQUISHY



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Posted 05 June 2012 - 03:19 PM

Beet up the monkeyman!

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#65 imnotparanoid

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:16 PM

CHAPTER 35

"While we could haelp you" said yorrieborrie to the begger. I would rather beat up monkeyman
So they aall beat up monkey man whoo had gotten better cus he was killed in the other battle remember but he got better of medicine
They punked and kiked him in the head and the legs and some other body parts too.
"WHY ARE YOU BEAT ME " He shouted
Everyone stopped because they didnt know why they where doing it.
"We are sorry monkey amna said they
"Can I have money now "? asced the begger
"No but you can have something betar!" and they gave the begger minkeymans cloths.
"Now I will be warm,w wo tanks guys!" sad the beggar happilleey
"Wwe must continuew are qwest to go to the place where faiko is" said yorriebboore
Just then the begger said " AHA! I A MACTUALLY NOT A BEHGER OR PETER MOLYNEUX I AM ACTUALLY FUNKYHOBO AND I AM A SNEAKY GUY
I WILL CUM ON YOU R QUEST TO STOP THE BAD!"
"Wow!" said everyone
Monkeyman asked for hois cloths back but funkyhobo said no and they all beat monkeyman up again.

CHAPTHER 36

The pals got the new vannd from narrator it was blue and had stars on it and smelt of old people.
"There are old people in the back!" said sapphire suprisley
"Narrartort I told u to not buy old people vans " angred yorrieborrie
The old people crawled out of the van and slithred away like snakes and the rumor was if you said the right wurd they would appear
in your mirror and kill you.
THey all got in the van the nstarted driving to fordor which was 120 miles fro mhackney then new van was much faster than the
old one and squishy licked it.
"I think.... I have a new.... van...." she said
The van was scarred.

CHAPTER 37

They arrived at the entry to Fordor, it was the Multi ethnic gate. Its such a big gate!" said sapphire
"I agree with you but how will we get through wthout being spott ed?" said yorrieborrie
Jutsy then the gate opned with a big creek noice.
The heros qwickly ran at it and made possum noices so all the imps thought they where just animals
"Oh its ok to relax," said an imp" it is jutsy some possums!" He said.
They got throufgh the gate and it shut behind them. The ywhere in Fordor and could see Faikos crack in the distance. there was lots
of litnin gand thunder and it made then all worried about the future.


BONOS
COMIG SOON
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 04:34 PM

BONOS
COMIG SOON

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I can't remember the last time I was in a Pennys/Primark...

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 05:12 PM

So is Monkeyman just going to be naked for the rest of the fiction? Or is there going to be an epic sidequest to get him new clothes? The suspense, it burns!

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 05:15 PM

I was hopin the place would be Lesswindow. You know, more-door, less-window.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 05:38 PM

So is Monkeyman just going to be naked for the rest of the fiction? Or is there going to be an epic sidequest to get him new clothes? The suspense, it burns!

It makes no difference since he's constantly censored(i.e. large black bar covering his entire body), clothes or otherwise. Until he shows me us a picture of him IRL, he will remain censored.

#70 imnotparanoid

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 02:22 PM

CHAPTER 38

They walkd through Fordor and reached the edge of the crack. They looked down it went really deep all the way to the centre of the wrold
"I hope no one falls down the hole" said yorrieborrie
But it was to late and lphlemphill had already slipped down. "Oh no!" said sapphire who was shocked because they had lost a firend
already!
They walked down the steps that went down to faikos layer. Faikos layer was shapedl ike a big cat and was made of snakes.
"THis is is frieds!" said yorrieborrie" We have retched the end of the journy.
KAWAARK! went the litning and faiko walked out from the door.He was normal sized now but still had powbox and lots of strongth.
"SO... we meeet a gain... " He said in a nevil way.
"Faiko this is yurelasty chance leave the world alone or suffar the consequences..." threated yorrieborrie.
Jutsy than a goast a ppread it was pUREsTORM and he had the sord.
"Today is a good day to have a sord!" He said andf went over tohis friends.
"Now is the time!" said yporriebottie! "TO fight or too died!"
THen they charge

CHAPTER 39

Yorrieborries sword met faikos face but was deflected off of faikos coolface. Nothing oculd penetrate faikos coolface.
"HA HA!" laffed faiko "Only one area of me is weak and it is my secret area!" and then he lashed out with his fist and hit narratort.
NArator fell off the cliff and plummeted foreveer and died 43 times on his way down. Jutsy shotted rackets at the faiko and they
all exploded on him but he did not care and he picked up the explosions and threw them back at jutsy hoo died. Firebust flew at
faiko with his firey wings and faiko licked him with his snake tounge and firebust melted.
"He is to powerful to be stopped!" said yorrieborrie.
"I am to powerful u can not stop me fools!" laffed faiko and punched VOlan in then ose and volan exploded into teeny weeny pieces.
Suddnly powbox said the words "His secret place is noto n him it is in his layer! and is the cat statue!"
"AHa!" the heros said and they ran at the layer.
"POWBOX Y WOULD YOU DO THTA TO TELL THEM THAT!" screeched faiko with his angry voice andf then he chased them to the layer.

CHAPTER 40

Inside the layir was lots of imps and he imps had armor on
"pUREsTORM and squiky fite the imps we will get the cat!" and pUREsTORM and squishy fighted the imps and punched and kicked and chopped
with swords. "Squiky this is bad time to tell u htis!" said pUREsTORM "But I have your babby !" squiky was schokked at this
then realised it was a trick to onfuse the imps, the imps did not want to hurt the babby because the imps where not THAT BAD
THen suddnly while the imps where distracted pURE unleashed his irish power and killed all the imps with ultra powerful hits to the
heads.
"HA HA GOOd one" said squishy.

Meanwhile the others where still being chased by faiko and where running to get to the cat. They reeched the cat and it was made of
emeralds and pearls and expensive things like that. "THis is the only chance we have we will destroy the catt!" said yorrieborrie
then he struk it with his sword and it smashed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said faikolo and screemed his everything went to fire and he fell on the floor.
Sapphire said "Today is a good day for you to died!" and kileld him with a spear!

Faiko was deffeeted and everyone was happy. But not. For long

"Eh eh eh ha ha ha eh" went a voice. "You feeled into my trap, foools£ It was


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Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:35 PM

I knew it, it was Monkey all along!
And am I deathed? =(

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:46 PM

I knew it, it was Monkey all along!
And am I deathed? =(

You fell in Faikos crack, that wont kill you you just have get eaten by locusts for 100000 years

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:14 PM

CHAPTER 41

"monkey man how can you trap us after all the tfings we do for you we cloth you and feed you and are kind!" said yorrieborrie
"NO!" NO! YOU DODONT said monkey man anginrily. THere was a stunnd scilance and then monkey man said
"You have all be terrible people and my trapped was to make you kill faiko, but wat you do not reelise is that faik ois the cat lord
without faiko all the cats will turn into black hols! and the wurld wil lended !"
"That is an evil trick" said yporrieborrie
The cats where going to turn into black holes in 10 minuites there was not time to save the world.
"Monkeyu man I dondnt want to have to do this" said yorrieborrie "But I HAV NO CHOCE!" and with that he kicked monkeyman offf of the
cliff and monkey man shattred into a million piees of glass and cut sapphire alot.
"Sapphire my squire no be ok!" said yorrieborrie But it was not to late and sapphire had bandaged the cuts.

CHAPTER 42

THere was only one way to saves the owrld, there had to be a new the cat lord. But hoo wuld it be?
"Hoo will be the cat lord" said yorrieborrie
"I WILL" said a voice. It was squicky. SGT squishy are u sure there is a no way to reverse the change! said yorrieborrie and squishy said
"YES I AM SURE!" and then squishy said the words of cat which I cannot right here incase u try to coppy them ok I hope you inderstandy I cant. :(

There was a blinding flash and squishy was suddnly looking like faiko.but with squishy hair.
"I YAM" "I YAM THE ON TO RULE OVER CATS!" said squishy and was evil.
"RUN!" said yorrieborrie and the remaining heros ran like fast to get out of Fordor.
THey gotted to saftey at the nice place. which was funkys gutter.
"IT is doed. The qwest is over." said yorrieborrie
and with that the world was saved.

EPILOB

After the qwest a lot of things changed
Yorrieborrie quit being a kight and became a bouncer at a club.
Sapphgire became a new the new knight and went on more adventures.
lphlemphill fell for 79999 years before she managed to make frinds with the hitler locusts.
faiko was in the cat realm regaining his power.
Squiky was the new evil lordess and was not as evil as faiko but still about as evil as the bad guy from the film.
THen ine mickys where all ok and went o na pilgrimace to Texas.
pUREsTORMS goast was sneeking into girls changing rooms and making creepy noices.
funkyhoboman died soon after of poverty.

100000 YEARS LATER
lphlemphill landed at the bottom of theh ole with a bomf
"OW" she said she saw the egg on the floor and went to it and out of the egg jimped...

A FACE HUGGER

TO BE CONTINED?
?
?
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:59 PM

yes

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 04:27 PM

OMG DAT WUZ TEH BEAST STOREY EVAR!

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 04:30 PM

nEds moar cowbael l

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 06:24 PM

pUREsTORMS goast was sneeking into girls changing rooms and making creepy noices.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 08:51 PM

Bravo, bravo!
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Posted 09 June 2012 - 12:56 AM

Take a bow young parnid, for that be a masterpiece

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:36 AM

This is the best of things

#83 imnotparanoid

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:44 PM

Brace yourselves season 2 is coming... May God help us all.

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 12:17 AM

YAAAAAY!

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 01:29 AM

I'm so excited! Have you started selling the season 1 box set yet? Because I want one when you do.

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 07:18 AM

Oh dear celestia...

I was reading this in a public place...

I am no longer aloud at the public library.

I'm going for a shower.

(Oh, and princess hazzat was the best thing I've ever seen.)

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 02:14 PM

I read through your fics in an hour straight. So worth it.

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 02:44 PM

CHAMPTER ONE

It was a 100000 yeers after the quest to defeet faiko the cat lord. Ever sinse then the universe had been at piece.
King kilo rat blud made him immortal and not dead and he was the new GOD EMPORER of everything. He had lots of planets all
acrose the univarse and he was a coo lleader except when he kilied people somethimes. Little did he know that all the things would sson go BAD

On day at SUNATCO (SPACE UNKNITTED NATONS ANTI TERRORWRIST COALITION OCTOGON) mace was putting his armor onto him he put his
sunglasses on and was reayd for saving. He walked out the room to his bro herpy dooves and herpy dooves said " Bro its time to
be herhoes!" they both were really cool and fited bad guys and kept people safe and not ded. The ywent to theuyr boss
who was caleld Alpha space manderly.
"Mace and herpy , there is a threat The space base in space of the SUNATCO has gone emergancy messgae and you need to find ownt y
!" this was there mission for today, they go tin there space rockets they were really big and thye used MEGA SPEED to go to the
mission place to save SPACE!

CHAPTER 2

Philly was running fast fast fast away from the face gugger , she did not want to be hugged by it it would KILL HER. She was still
sad because she was stuck at the bottom of the crack of fordor, she was scared and knew that it was a log time in the future and
all her frinds would be dead by now this made her sad. she was running super fastly t oexcap the allien. jutsy then she heard a ZWOOOP!
a spac ship flew into the atmosphare and she saw it and was confused BEcause she doesnt know what it is she is still midievil
the ship flyed low down and landed near her, the guys came out, One was in space armour and was wearing sunglasseso n a night operation
the other had a cigar and a trenchcoat. "Get a bord lady!" said the cigar man and philyl ran up the steps int the thing. the armor man shotted
( By the waye theese are mace and herpy ok) the face huigger and it dies later. The spce ship flew and high int othe sky for
detectiving.

CHAPTER 3
The SHip robbit was helpoing philly because she had not eats in a long time and nearly was dead neatly. THe ships robbit was
kalled robort, it was helpfu land cleaned and stuff it looked like the robot from the film. " WHO ARE you and alos what are we at?"
said philly sacred and cinfused but happy to be saved.
"I am mace and dis is herpy " said mace "AND WE ARE SPACE HEROES!" philyl licked heroes and they made her glad becxause
she used to be hero a long tiem ago when faik owas bad. "we need 2 see why this planet has got allemergancy and scared and we finkj
it is allens" said herpy explainingly. Philly did not like aliens and they scraed her.
The robbit finished givng her food and went away to cleen. The ship landed and they stepped out but first they gave philly
spare cloths, it was a fututre clothes and had built in radio and a song player also. THey left the ship and went looking for
Raisons.

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 04:11 PM

The ywent to theuyr boss who was caleld Alpha space manderly.


My lungs collapsed and my sides burst open. Holy fuck that made me laugh so hard.

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 05:28 PM

Yay, I got rescued! And now I can play all my favorite midievil songs out of my fancy new "song player."

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 05:44 PM

Oh wow... I can see this is a master piece in the making. Bravo!

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 01:02 PM

CHAPTER 4
Meanwhile along far away in SPACE Lord Kakapo was on his frone, he was wanted to take over the galaxcy because him and his
frinds were powerful Klingonapos they like fiting and hurthing and they had spac ships and weapons that shoot lasers.
"Nyeh I wan to take over the universe and be powerful" said kakapo to his self, he pressed the BUTTON and the screen... turned on
the scrren showeded the space fleet and there was lots of ships with guns and explodes.
"Attention klingonapos, we hav to be POWERFUL andf STRENGTH we must attic the humans! and all the aliens went
"YES!" and they got ready forbaddle and fiting.
(THIS IS TO ADD DANGER TO THE HEROS STORY"!"!)

CHAPTER 5
Macwe and herpy and philyl went ownt the space ship onto the surface, philly seed it was were her castle used to be but it had
dfallen down becauuse of TIME and BREAKING.
"It is sad t ose ethat it fell of tiem and braking!" she cryesd
Heryp did not lick it wen people were sad so he gave ENCOREGING WORDS
"it is will be ok!" he said
Philyl was happy now because it made her feel butter.
THey went into a cave they saw and were worried of noices they did not like the noices.
THry saw a shiny shine of blac colour and with HORRER and scary relaised it was the xenimorf, it had big long head and claws
and buting teeth! and legs and arms also. it went at them like a monster and scared them. mace said
"your gonna burn alright" and he used fire gun! it caught the alien on fire andkilled it and they were safe, but thye weaernt safe
yet there was more laiens and they ran fast back to ship and used explosion to kill the aliens. this made the aliens die.

CHAPTER 6
THey went into WARP SPEED to SUNATCO HQ to warn alpha space manderly of the bad news.
"ALPHA SPACE MANDERLY BAD NEWS IT IS THE XENIMORPHS!" said herpy loud
"THEY ARE GOING OT KILL US!" said mace shouty
"my song player is broken" said philyl quit.
Alpha space manderly does not know philyl so he ignores her and mace and herpys advice is worrying, jutsy then a beep happned
Beep beep it went
THe beep means WAR said manderly and was worried at the double danger.
The phone ringed and he picked it up and said "Hello hoo is that?!" and it was
kakapo and kakapo laffred.
It was an evil laff.

#94 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 03:17 PM

I cried when phillys song player was broken... :'(

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 03:48 PM

Me too =,(

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 05:45 PM

CHAPTER 7
Herpy and mace gotted ready for battle the klingapos werre atticing in the planet called WATEer planit , herpy and mace got on the
space racket. They flew fast into the sky to space and went to WARP SPIP, zoooooooom! they arrived at planet water planet ans
was ready to tite. they got into the landing shupple and landed in ocean, they got all drippy and soggy.
"TUDEXD DEPLOY" showted herpy and onwt of the shutle tudexd the jet ski flipepd into the air and landed with MASIGVE RECESSION
tye got on tudexd an went along the water fast and used the torrete gun to shoot kinopos. (tha t where on boats).
"this is good time to fight!" said mace with cool dude fighting moves!

CHAPER ATE
Meanwhile in SUNATCO HQ philly was at the libbry reading SPACE BOOKS to learn about space and what was happen. She did not
know what was it like because she had been down the pit for long time. she saw the histary book about saving the wurld from faiko
and was sad because she was not mentions in it, it was written by..... pUREsTORMs GOAST, she was angry about not being mentioned
by pUREsTURM because she fought she was frinds with him and they were happy. but they were not happy. she lucked at hoo was the
pudlisher and saw it was Sarif industrieys who did now do books. she shouted "THIS MAKE S ME ANGRY!" burt she said it not loud
because she was in a library and does not want to upset other patrons because she is a good citizen and values public librarys
and free education for all. she also looked just lik brad pitt.

CHAPTER 9
Back at planit planit water planit mace was shooting guns and braking necks and herpy was using punching and kicking
mace had nerves of steel and muscles of NERVE! the klingopos couldnt fight them because they were not nano augmented and cool
and they didnt know skateboard tricks. Herpy and mace were cutting thru them like when a cow that escaped from farm and jimped
high through clouds. When all the klingopos were killes or wounded and dead. the mayor came
"SUNATCO agents thanks for help and saving us butt the this is not the final baddle!"
"Aha its our jibs!" said them both because they were bros.
they flew to SUNATCO HQ but accidently left tudexd in the water. It was very sad.
They got back and herd of phillys wanting to find y pURE is not like her, she said it was a conkspiraky!

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 05:54 PM

IMMA Jet Ski AWESOME.

Maestro cool sound effect if you please.



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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:45 PM

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 01:21 AM

WHAT?! Get Sarif on the line! I knew I should have gone with DK!

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 09:41 PM

CHAPTER 10
Menwile in alien base a long way from SUNATCO jellocubez the allan queen was roaring with alien noses! She wanted t oeat
all the humans and be big and strong and big, she was needed to make a alien rocket and fly to humens bust she didnt know how
"RAAAR I WANT A RACKET!" she shouted in alien luggage
"RAAA OH OKAY WE CAN SURE BUILD ONE BUTT wE WANT DENTOL CARE!"
This made jello angry because she was not a flithy commpunist! she hitted with claws and kirled the aloiein!
"oooh OK we WILL bild A CHEEP ONE!" said another and jello was hoppy.

CHAPTER 11
Philyl and haerpy and mace went to planet detroit they landed and saw the big tower of sarif industries they wanted to find
why philyl was not i nbook.
"How do we get in the tow. er. said philly
Mace decided he would use himself because he was a STEALTH pro and avery good at snaking.
He put his sunglasses on and was ready he jumped up onto a roof with MASSIVE JUMP POWER and landed on the roof. he sneaked into
a vent with silence liek rain on a winters. There were gards because sarif was a very important publicker and did not wnt
bad guys to attak them. mace snuk past the gaurds and got to near the top of the tower. he opned a window and put out a future rope
and philly and herpy climbed it with speed and fast. they went really fast like a puma and got there fast because mace needed them
for Backups,

CHAPTER 12
They went onto mr.Sarifs office and with SOCK they realised sarif was ded and there was a note and note said
AHAHA I KILLED SARIF AND NOW U WILL
NOT FIND THE
RAISONS
AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE AWNSERS!
HA HA!
FROM SUPERNOOB

they were worried that theyre mission was a danger one and sad that he died and they buried him and planted flour on his grave.
"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!" said mace.
it didn ot wark.


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