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#1301 BackwaterOtter

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 03:36 AM

Granted, but they're all single lined



I WISH GRAVITY FALLS HAS SEASON 2 (OR 3 IF IM THINKING ABOUT THIS WRONG)

REQUIREMENTS

MUST HAVE BEAUTIFUL SEASON 1(-2) ANIMATION STYLE
MUST HAVE GOOD SCRIPT
MUST BE MADE BY ORIGINAL PPL WHO CREATED IT
MUST BE PG LIKE ALWAYS
MUST HAVE ALL THE CHARACTERS FROM SEASON 1(-2)
MUST MAKE ME CRY AT THE FINALE LIKE SEASON 1(2)

#1302 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 04:23 AM

it makes you cry because it's so bad you die

 

 

i wish for a gold ingot



#1303 Doctor Charcoal

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 04:30 AM

Your wish is granted, but it's virtual.

 

I wish for col 4 to come sooner.



#1304 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 04:36 AM

your wish is granted, but it has no plugins, no custom map, and it's 100% vanilla with pvp enabled at all times and grief is allowed

 

i wish for intense reflexes



#1305 Aurora

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 04:44 PM

Granted, but they too intense to handle, thus, you die.

I wish Sierif's character would die. (Sorry dude, I really don't like him)

Edited by Aurora, 13 March 2016 - 04:45 PM.


#1306 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 04:53 PM

he dies but he sets off a nuke and kills everyone in the process

(he's meant to be unlikeable, so it works fine :) )

 

i wish for a screwdriver that can't harm me and it can work



#1307 R9000

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 05:32 PM

You get the screwdriver. Unfortunately, it's one of those black-and-yellow screwdrivers, and a nearby swarm of giant killer hornets think you're assaulting one of their brethren and sting you to death.

 

 

PngMedium-black-yellow-screwdriver-3528.

 

I wish VHSs were a thing again.


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#1308 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 05:49 PM

they are, but everytime the little tape thingy inside of the vhs spins out of control for every vhs tape

 

 

i wish people .



#1309 SwiftDagger

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 06:01 PM

Granted but the people hate bronies

 

I wish for a super laptop !



#1310 R9000

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 06:06 PM

Granted, but it's so super that it flies away and you never see it again.

 

I wish for a wish.



#1311 Doctor Charcoal

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 06:07 PM

Granted, but it's not a wish.

 

I wish for my very own charcoal factory.



#1312 Iggie_

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 08:47 PM

Granted, but it's made out of charcoal and burns down.

I wish I could get all the Vengeance soundpacks for free.



#1313 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 10:42 PM

granted but then you get sued for illegal downloads

 

 

i wish for spring break to start now



#1314 Aurora

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 10:49 PM

What? It ends tomorrow though... Whatever, granted, but it ends after one hour.

I wish Sierif wasn't so rough on his adoptions.

#1315 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 11:08 PM

granted. you can live in the cage with the computer now.

 

 

i wish i didnt eat those black beans



#1316 R9000

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 11:29 PM

You throw up.

 

I wish there wasn't so much pointless BS at uni.



#1317 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 11:31 PM

there's no longer any pointless bs, but now there's actual literal bull shit all over campus and in classrooms

 

 

i wish for bluestacks to work



#1318 Aurora

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Posted 15 March 2016 - 02:59 AM

Granted, but there's nothing to download on the app.

 

I wish I was a plastic bottle...



#1319 R9000

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Posted 15 March 2016 - 12:28 PM

Granted, but you feel constantly hollow inside.

I wish I could eat rocks as a tasty, nutritious meal.

#1320 Aurora

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Posted 15 March 2016 - 02:57 PM

Granted, but you have no teeth to break down the rocks.

I wish I could cast magic without getting ill or losing appendages!

#1321 frost73ite

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Posted 16 March 2016 - 02:43 PM

Granted, but every spell you cast has the opposite effect of what you actually desire.

 

I wish this wish wasn't corruptible.



#1322 R9000

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Posted 16 March 2016 - 03:51 PM

Granted, but yure baned for being a smart arse.

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That's not a corruption, that's just reality.

 

(Not really lololololololol) :P

 

I wish for a fish, on a dish.



#1323 frost73ite

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Posted 16 March 2016 - 04:01 PM

Granted, but it's Jaws, and  you're in the ocean...his territory.

 

I wish I had a life.



#1324 FCtheHalfDragon

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Posted 16 March 2016 - 05:53 PM

You get a 1-up mushroom but you immediately die

I wish for
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#1325 frost73ite

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Posted 16 March 2016 - 07:40 PM

Granted on every electronic device you touch of any kind...including simple lightbulbs.

 

I wish I had a point to my life.


Edited by frost73ite, 16 March 2016 - 07:41 PM.


#1326 Electifried

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 07:17 PM

Granted. The point of your life is to do all the work while the rest of us sit back and relax.

 

 

I wish energy could be created and destroyed.



#1327 Iggie_

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 01:25 AM

Granted, but the universe becomes highly unstable and collabses.

I wish tumblr had a button on the dashboard that scrolls the page down to the last unseen post.

Edited by Iggie_, 20 March 2016 - 01:25 AM.


#1328 frost73ite

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 05:07 AM

Granted, but half a second after it scrolls down, the entire page resets, and sends you all the way back to the top.

 

I wish there was a Girl Genius/MLP cross over comic.



#1329 Electifried

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 10:50 PM

Granted, but the company making it goes bankrupt and it is never finished.

 

 

I wish  for delicious cake.



#1330 Moondust Night

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Posted 21 March 2016 - 05:13 PM

Granted The cake was so delicious that you did not know it was poisoned and would kill you

 

I wish to see the world burn



#1331 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 21 March 2016 - 07:12 PM

granted, but you die with it, and you're the first to die and everyone else survives c:

 

 

i wish for a very dense cookie



#1332 Aurora

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Posted 22 March 2016 - 01:17 AM

Granted, but the cookie is so dense it's too heavy to lift and too dense to even eat in the first place.

 

I wish I had the money to pay people to draw my stuff



#1333 Electifried

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Posted 24 March 2016 - 08:08 AM

Granted, but they all suck at drawing.

 

 

 

I wish for world peace.



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Posted 24 March 2016 - 12:24 PM

Granted. There is no longer any life in the entire world.

 

I wish I had pancakes.



#1335 Electifried

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Posted 24 March 2016 - 11:16 PM

You are still dead from granting my wish, so the pancakes go to your corpse.

 

 

I wish we would stop being dead forever.


Edited by Electifried, 24 March 2016 - 11:19 PM.


#1336 FCtheHalfDragon

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Posted 26 March 2016 - 07:32 AM

You have started the zombie apocalypse.

I wish for a single grain of sand.

#1337 frost73ite

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Posted 26 March 2016 - 12:07 PM

Granted, but you are now microscopic, so you get crushed by your grain of sand.

 

I wish I was an oscar mayer wiener.



#1338 Aurora

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 06:23 PM

Granted, but someone overcooks you, and throws you away.

 

I wish for an ish wish dish!



#1339 Electifried

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 07:09 AM

Ish is not a word, so an error occurs while trying to process your wish.

 

 

I wish I could delete memories at will, so I could experience things for the first time, over and over, forever.



#1340 Iggie_

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 08:32 AM

You can only delete ALL of your memories.
Worst case: You die.
Best case: You can't remember how to walk and speak, basically like a newborn child, and relearning that will take you several years.

I wish I had the money for Xfer Serum.

Edited by Iggie_, 28 March 2016 - 08:37 AM.


#1341 Electifried

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 09:20 PM

You have the money for it! But you get killed when someone robs you.

 

 

I wish for Undertale 2.



#1342 Fluffle Puff

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Posted 07 April 2016 - 07:43 PM

Undertale 2 would be awfully made.

 

I wish I could with play with fily Luna



#1343 FCtheHalfDragon

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Posted 09 April 2016 - 03:09 AM

You get Chara Luna and she stabs you.

I wish for Merasmus.

#1344 Moondust Night

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Posted 09 April 2016 - 12:50 PM

Your head gets turned into a bomb and you die

 

I wish for Lieutenant Bites



#1345 Electifried

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Posted 09 April 2016 - 10:27 PM

A spider who happens to be the rank of lieutenant in the spider army crawls onto your leg in the middle of the night and gives you some bites.

 

 

I wish for a good time.



#1346 Moondust Night

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Posted 10 April 2016 - 12:23 AM

All you get is a bad time

 

I wish to be able to play the violin



#1347 Electifried

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Posted 10 April 2016 - 07:27 PM

You can play it, but not very well.

 

 

I wish for Kim Jong Un to grow a beard.



#1348 Fluffle Puff

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Posted 11 April 2016 - 03:12 PM

The US is own by Kim Jong Un.

I wish to meet nightmare moon.

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Posted 11 April 2016 - 04:47 PM

Nightmare moon thinks you smell bad and labels you as a Cretin.

 

I wish for a healthy, good-tasting cake.



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Posted 12 April 2016 - 02:34 PM

I grant you chocolate zucchini cake with chocolate avocado frosting, but it gives you the squirts.

 

I wish 42.



#1351 Fluffle Puff

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Posted 12 April 2016 - 11:23 PM

Error 404 wish not found.

 

 

I want to have Fluffle Puff as a pet.  :scootangel:



#1352 niabi

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Posted 12 April 2016 - 11:56 PM

Fluffle Puff accidentally drowns you in fur.

 

I wish for a sheild that protects me against everything.



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Posted 13 April 2016 - 12:21 AM

You have your shield, but you're in the vacuum of space. Since it can't protect you from nothing, you die.

 

I wish 00101010.



#1354 Electifried

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Posted 14 April 2016 - 02:16 AM

You weren't specific, so I send you 101,010 angry bees.

 

 

I wish someone would swap Onionsan and Steven Magnet.




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