Granted, but with no wish, a black hole absorbs you~
I wish for a black hole to absorb me
Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:27 PM
Granted, but with no wish, a black hole absorbs you~
I wish for a black hole to absorb me
Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:13 AM
Granted, but it turns out to be one of those wormhole black holes they talk about on the science channel and you get lost in wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff that's inside.
I wish there was a cure for being dead.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:15 AM
there is, but it turns people into zombies.
I wish that I could meet my favorite book character.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:16 AM
Granted! But then he kills you
please tell me it was scourge omg
i want to be a cat
Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:19 AM
Granted. But a car ran over you.
I wISH THAT dangan ronpa was reaaaal
Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:21 AM
Granted, but he died in 1973.
I wish eating too much stuff didn't make people fat.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 02:07 AM
Granted, but not eating for 3 minutes kills everyone except you and me.
I wish for a container full of purified love, so I don't have to kill a pony-at least directly!
Posted 07 July 2013 - 02:15 AM
Granted! But then he kills you
Dang.
You get it but then are arrested for illegally carrying love.
I wish for world peace
Posted 07 July 2013 - 02:25 AM
Granted, but it's so peaceful you don't have anything bad to compare it to.
I wish for a pet Changeling!
Posted 07 July 2013 - 04:40 AM
Granted, but I become your pet changeling and I am very annoying.
I wish Silent would feed me more treats.
Edited by Electifried, 07 July 2013 - 04:40 AM.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 05:01 AM
Granted, but I accidentally feed you too many treats for your digestive system to handle: you feel abit ill for QUITE a while.
I wish Diamond_Lover would be more willing to be petted.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 05:23 AM
Posted 07 July 2013 - 05:42 AM
Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:54 AM
Granted, but the fixes don't last forever.
I wish it was easier for people to tell that I'm not a girl.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 02:10 PM
Posted 07 July 2013 - 04:35 PM
I don't realize this wish is impossible to grant, so you die of old age while I try to work it out.
I wish I wasn't so old now.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 06:54 PM
Granted, you are now a 7-yr-old Changeling Colt Filly!
I wish to cuddle with Electrified the 7-yr-old Changeling Filly.
Edited by Silent_Archer, 07 July 2013 - 06:57 PM.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:12 PM
Granted, but you only get 1 cuddle.
I wish for a pet turtle.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:20 PM
Edited by Haxorizer145, 07 July 2013 - 07:21 PM.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:22 PM
Wish granted, but the water contains Dihydrogen Monoxide.
I wish for a pony.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:25 PM
Granted, but the pony smells really bad and isn't potty trained.
I wish I could exercise without getting all sweaty.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:27 PM
Granted, but you don't excercise much at all.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:17 PM
Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:33 PM
Granted, but someone decides to burn the things. Ooh, pretty!~
I wish for my wish to not be whitetext
Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:36 PM
Your wish is not white texted. But everything else you ever write in your life will always be whitetext.
I wish I was immortal.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:46 PM
You are, but now you have to watch every person you've ever known die as you have a much longer lifetime.
I wish I could help as many people as possible.
Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:51 PM
you help someone kill you
I wish the granter of my wish would make up my wish
Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:08 AM
Your wish is to become a tree. You must now remain in one place for thousands of years, or until someone chops you down.
I wish Minecraft updates wouldn't break all the mods.
Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:30 AM
Granted, but every other game bans it's mods
I wish for everything past this wish to be blacktext
Edited by Silent_Archer, 08 July 2013 - 12:31 AM.
Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:59 AM
Everything past this wish
I wish for a muffin.
Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:15 AM
Grante-OH GOD WHY AM I BLUETEXT!? Am I Starrna again? Lemme check..
I should probably corrupt this pony first..
Granted, but the muffin is made by a star. It's flavoured as such. Mmm, staarrrrsss...
I wish to REALLY be Starrna the Changeling
Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:44 AM
Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:26 PM
Granted, but I dunno what that is. I don't do anything.
I wish to be a Changeling!
Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:42 PM
granted, but you die in canterlot wedding by being inprisioned
i wish to go to the bathroom
Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:51 PM
Granted, but when you leave the Bathroom, nothing else exists of your house.
I wish to be freed from Canterlot; I am NOT a murderer!
Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:05 PM
Granted, but the only way for you to be set free, is by a pardon from "Celestia", who's a changeling in disguise.
Where the real princess Celestia ended up remains an eternal mystery.
I wish I had a working 3D Maneuver Gear, that I can and know how to use.
Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:57 PM
You know how to use it, but you can't use it itself.
I wish Story Books would come back from his rp hiatus
Posted 08 July 2013 - 08:01 PM
Granted, but everypony else either becomes terrible at RP or leaves in general, foreevveeerrrrrrrr~
I wish for Digibrony to.. stop. bloody. talking. for. so. long. It's like you can fit an entire fan-fic in all his sentances!
Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:52 PM
He never talks again.
I wish for the real Princess Celestia to be found.
Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:39 PM
She is found, but it is too late. She got deaded bai som peple with sords.
I wish... I WISH, for... a sandwich.
Lol, JK. I want better drawing skillz..
Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:21 AM
Y9u get a sandwich, however the sandwich is c9rrupt and evil.
I wish t9 never have any 9f my wishes granted.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:21 AM
granted but it has poison and you die
i wish for the next pony to wish something
Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:23 AM
^I ninja'd y0u but I'll still p9st.
Granted, h9wever the wish is c9rrupt and evil and kills innocent ducklings.
I wish t9 never have any 9f my wishes granted.
Edited by Living Ordyin, 09 July 2013 - 12:23 AM.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:48 AM
Granted! Suck to suck BEEEYATTTCCHHHH
I wish, I was a Pink Fluffy Unicorn, Dancing on Rainbows
Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:01 AM
Granted! However, the NRA decide that a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows makes a great target and shoot you down.
I wish for a solid gold fork.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:13 AM
granted. However, it's actually silver with gold spraypaint.
I wish to be under the next posters bed every night.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:21 AM
granted but then you get out of my house
i wish for livingordying to post in overgrowth
Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:37 AM
Granted, but you can't look to see what he/she posted.
I wish Living Ordyin would stop replacing all the Os with 9s.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:41 AM
Granted, but they are now replaced with 6 instead.
I wish for a tuna casserole. and a pizza.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:46 AM
Wish Granted. They're right here. Oh? You can't see them? Let me just go get a microscope...
I wish for a billion wishes!
Posted 09 July 2013 - 02:30 AM
granted but you can only wish to kill yourself
i wish for the next person to wish something
Posted 09 July 2013 - 07:02 AM
Granted! Suck to suck BEEEYATTTCCHHHH
I wish, I was a Pink Fluffy Unicorn, Dancing on Rainbows
That d9esn't make sense as my wish is a parad9x because y9u cann9t grant the wish as that w9uld 6e g9ing against what the wish entails. So 6y granting the wish t9 never have any 9f my wishes granted y9u just exploded the Universe, well d9ne.
Edited by Living Ordyin, 09 July 2013 - 07:03 AM.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 02:24 PM
what.
I wish people can't corrupt my wishes.
Edited by maanu40, 09 July 2013 - 02:25 PM.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 04:11 PM
Granted, but you can't corrupt other people's wishes anymore. haha, it's been corrupted!~
I wish for my brain to remember to make a wish
Edited by Silent_Archer, 09 July 2013 - 04:14 PM.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 04:13 PM
i wish for potatoes that are not poisonous and im invincibleeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted 09 July 2013 - 04:22 PM
Granted, but every time you are hit, a potato hits you hard in the face. So never-ending potato smacks. =3
I wish for Legends of Equestria not to be so laggy.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 05:20 PM
Granted, but Fighting Is Magic crashes your computer.
I wish for Microsoft Flight to be a Flight SIMULATOR, not a Flight Game That Requires You To Fork Over Cash For New Location!
Posted 10 July 2013 - 06:00 AM
Granted, but it comes with no instructions and is so realistic, you have to use real money to purchase a new airplane and you die for real if you crash the plane.
I wish finding a good book was as easy as finding a good fanfic.
Posted 10 July 2013 - 12:50 PM
Wish Granted. But finding a good fanfic is now excruciatingly hard.
I wish that I had something to wish for that couldn't be horribly corrupted.
Posted 10 July 2013 - 05:16 PM
Granted, but your wish is still moderately corrupted.
I wish fortune cookie fortunes were more interesting.
Posted 10 July 2013 - 07:19 PM
Posted 11 July 2013 - 03:59 AM
Granted. But your wish was just granted.
I wish I could eat Beijing Duck again.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 04:31 AM
Granted, but you can't eat chicken.
I wish to eat a chicken, I'm hungry.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 04:36 AM
Granted! But you eat some bone and die.
i wish to know graphical design and be cool
Posted 11 July 2013 - 04:37 AM
Granted, but I easilly beat you in my total awesome, making you so jealous you decide to just have graphics design be a passtime activity.
I wish for all the good strawberries on the face of this whooole planet.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 05:24 AM
Wish granted. But all those tasty strawberries fall on you and crush your bones.
I wish I was 20% cooler.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 05:30 AM
Granted, but everyone else on earth instantly becomes 80% cooler than you.
I wish to have Mutie as my pet cat.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 06:52 AM
You get Mutie as your pet cat, but the Bec chases her away. Into space.
I wish to meet myself in the future.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 07:09 AM
Wish granted. The you from the future comes to the present causing a paradox which leads to the end of the universe.
I wish no one would post after this post.
Edited by Bru, 11 July 2013 - 07:09 AM.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 07:27 AM
Granted, but you're hallucinating this post and when you realize that you're hallucinating, you become confused.
I wish to read the Act 3 Intermission faster
Posted 11 July 2013 - 07:59 AM
You do, but the Felt does stupid time stuff that traps you in an infinite loop of A3I forever.
I wish I could end world hunger
Edited by stardragon, 11 July 2013 - 08:01 AM.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 08:05 AM
Granted, but world poverty still exists.
I wish I could think up of a good wish.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 08:07 AM
Granted (I hope) but now I can't think of one.
I wish I had more creativity
Posted 11 July 2013 - 08:30 AM
Granted but the mass amount of creativity explodes ur brain
(serious question: i need a mark [name is ThunderDash {talent is speed}] ok)
i wish for a portal to equestria
Edited by MyLittlePonyBrony2, 11 July 2013 - 09:27 AM.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 10:47 PM
It is a portal to Equestria, but in an alternate future where ponies have evolved into carnivorous predators :3
I WISH TO BE GOOD AT WRITING
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:08 PM
granted but everyone else is better than you
i wish for super speed w/ wings
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:12 PM
Granted, but the wings grow out of your eyes and you can only go fast if you are flying backwards.
I wish for a better computer.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:14 PM
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:15 PM
Granted, but Leon still dies painfully.
I wish for Homestuck merchandise.
Edited by RubyCain, 11 July 2013 - 11:16 PM.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:20 PM
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:22 PM
Granted, but they all die painfully.
I wish I had more time.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:24 PM
Times gets corrupt. and you have never existed
(xD did wrong 1 before this)
Edited by Member1221, 11 July 2013 - 11:30 PM.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:34 PM
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:34 PM
Granted, but it gets cooked Beijing Duck style.
I wish for a good wish.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:36 PM
You get a good wish, but you don't like the results.
I wish people would quit ninjaing me. Srsly, that was 2 ninjas in a row ![]()
Edited by Electifried, 11 July 2013 - 11:37 PM.
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:37 PM
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:39 PM
Granted, but he gets executed the same way as Naegi.
I wish for a pet kitteh
Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:41 PM
Edited by Haxorizer145, 11 July 2013 - 11:42 PM.
Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:21 PM
She is now real, but everyone else is no longer real.
I wish McDonald's sold healthier food.
Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:37 PM
Granted, but now all other food is fatter.
I wish I had a drawing tablet.
Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:28 AM
You get a broken drawing tablet.
I WISH I COULD MAKE GOOD DUBSTEP
Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:45 AM
it's so good ponies get jealous of you and murder you.
I WISH FOR A WISH FOR A WISH!!!
Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:47 AM
You get a wish of a wish, but you make a crappy wish.
I WISH EQUESTRIA WAS ON EARTH
Posted 13 July 2013 - 02:46 AM
Granted, but people are mean and they ruin it for everyone.
I wish memes just disappeared when they become cliche and overused.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 02:46 AM
Granted, but now there aren't anymore memes.
I wish for $10.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 03:33 AM
Granted, but it's a school bill that expires tomarrow.
I wish for spaaaaaaaace
Posted 14 July 2013 - 05:54 AM
Granted, your 101 pet changelings move away, giving you more space.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 10:51 AM
sleep is nessecary, you will eventually die.
I WISH FOR A CORRUPT WISH
Posted 14 July 2013 - 01:37 PM
Too bad. Heres a lollipop.
I wish that I had a good music program.
((Edit: I just noticed Sokko was banned. Oh noes! I lost a friend today...))
Edited by SlasherWild, 14 July 2013 - 01:42 PM.
Posted 14 July 2013 - 02:06 PM
*beaned
Course! Just pay over 200 quid, and there you go.
I wish I had AC:NL.
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