Now with Gabe and paranoid!
Chapz 1
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One day,Gabe was walking down Reddit.st,
He met a supercool pony called imnotparanoid.
"ITS way to out my league." gabe said, walking up to her.
"Hey, want to come to my place?" said paranoid,
"YES" said gabe newell
He met a supercool pony called imnotparanoid.
"ITS way to out my league." gabe said, walking up to her.
"Hey, want to come to my place?" said paranoid,
"YES" said gabe newell
Cahzp 2
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they talked, then ratty walked in and banhammed gabe in the face, turning his face into rainbows.
then MISSINGNO. came in and said "yo dawg i heard you liek rarecandys so i give you infinates rare canides" then the house was candies. then ratty turned into a motorboat and went away, and imnotparanoid turned into a angreh cloud and flooded equestria and crashed rattys computer. teh end?
then MISSINGNO. came in and said "yo dawg i heard you liek rarecandys so i give you infinates rare canides" then the house was candies. then ratty turned into a motorboat and went away, and imnotparanoid turned into a angreh cloud and flooded equestria and crashed rattys computer. teh end?
CHAPTERZ 3 YAY!
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as the motoratty went of in the lake of rare candies, gabes magik body got a cake out and threw it at paracloud, exploding it into maltesers. so missingno shot his two water guns at motoratty and he turned into titanic and sunk.
CHAPTER 4
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after a while, Gabe ate the rare candys and got leveled up to 100, then missing no got sad and got caught by those fags who like glitches, so the death egg turned its head and exploxed into metal sonic, witch went to kill gabes rainbow face."Crikey mate, look at them!" His rainbow awesoem face said, they crashed into him becuse rainbows are bright, causing gabes contry to explode.
chaapter 5. WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?
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The guy who owns the world, since the ex person who did, ratty, cat man faiko took over. "KILL ALL THE DOGS, GET ME COFFEE, EAT CAKE, PIRATE BOB MARLEYS SONGS, EXPLODE, EVERYONE, STAT." he yelled. he then looked at his emails "To faikz@catmail.cat From: Missingno@nintendo.eu Message: halp! im drunk and im puking raaare candies! shets getting reaaaaal!"
a Few mintues later, flying bricks, accompanied by pepsiman, went to destory the remans of mac land, while not destorying windowawesomeland. "FIRE TEH CHOCLATE POPCORN!" And then macworld exploded.
a Few mintues later, flying bricks, accompanied by pepsiman, went to destory the remans of mac land, while not destorying windowawesomeland. "FIRE TEH CHOCLATE POPCORN!" And then macworld exploded.
Chaaaaaapter 6.
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Slowly, everybody was around level 80 - 100 from eating raaaare candies, Suddendly cat man faiko exploded into santa's beard, and everypony made a blanket. soon after, the paracloud turned back to paranoid, who was drunk on applejack daniels. the bottle then died from cardiac arrest. paranoid cried. "WHY DOES EVERYTHING DIE ON MMMMEEEE" who then shot him self with a knifegun. Soon after, Missingno messed up windowpounds and the currency was destortyed.
Chapter Motherbucking 7
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as the winpounds slowly went down, so did missingno, he farted a rarecandy out and died.
Then EVERYPONY IN THIS THREAD WAS DEAD. Untill pepsi man gave some pepsi to paranoid and he went on a sugar spree, stealing everything from sugarcube corner, then pinkiamena made riddlers cupcakes, then everypony was sad becuse they knew who it was and they turned into Rockets and flew to pinkiamena's face and blew it up.
Then EVERYPONY IN THIS THREAD WAS DEAD. Untill pepsi man gave some pepsi to paranoid and he went on a sugar spree, stealing everything from sugarcube corner, then pinkiamena made riddlers cupcakes, then everypony was sad becuse they knew who it was and they turned into Rockets and flew to pinkiamena's face and blew it up.
Chapter 1+7
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One of the rockets didnt explode and turned into a mouse and he called himself jerry and he met a cat called tom, they ran away,Then teh cupcakes turned into mini gabes and paranoids, and they parted, then gabe cooled him self cool and then started a fight. Soon after Paranoid was hailed king of coolness.
Chapter 9IS IT REALLY THIS INTRESTING?
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Soon after, Gabe Called a war with choclate helicopters with a mushtash on imnotparanoid, but his cool club was too cool and froze imnotparanoid in a ice cube of kool aid. then a old monkey with a man face banned them for trolling, so mr.piggy went to save them from teh darkness. it was dark so they made porkchops of mr.piggy. then they hugged eachover in fear.
Chapter 10
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Then after 185810528589200756 years later, they got out and ate the old monkey, then had a adventure of rainbows. then they became rivals and teleported to this magic place, gabe called himself gary and paranoid called himself ash, and they found 151 animals. then they got back and everything was k. but they picked up a phone and gabe said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SELF?" then WHO WAS PHONE?
Chapterz CR33PY 11
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the pony came FROM TEH PHONE!!!1ONE11! they where scared as derps! So paranoid shot them both with a choclate bar, then they was liek "NOOOOO" and died. then turned into zombies then he kicked him in the face. "This is just like dead island!" then he ate a apple then he turned into a forklift and went away.
Chapter Why am i still doing this 12
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after a while, paralift, turned back to a crazy pony, then a tornado ate everything, then a hurrcane froze everything.
then everypony was ded. teh end.
then everypony was ded. teh end.
Ending. Thank Celestia!
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After 200 seconds later, the ice melted. Then Gabe, made a kool place called vavle, untill he was too fat to fit in the door. then everypony forgot everything of choclate rainbow mushtashes. and pepsi man went to work for coca cola, and then gabe met a pony called imnotparanoid."ITS way to out my league." gabe said, walking up to her.
"Hey, want to come to my place?" said paranoid.... TEH END?
"Hey, want to come to my place?" said paranoid.... TEH END?



