"Sorry kid, I work alone. And yes, it was a fucking series of unfortunate events. You know how I can tell? Because I never get shot down" Sapphire put her glasses back on and laid down on the wing again. She didn't really have time for this pony, or any at that, she just wanted the mechanic she asked for "I was given a contract to kill that fucker, and I've been chasing it for weeks on end. No way in hell I'm sharing my profit with all y'all, I need every last bit of that reward to get the hell out of here"
#601
Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:27 PM
#602
Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:33 PM
Max laughed "You're funny. You should be a fucking comedian"
He leant on a wall "You can't kill it on your own. It's a fucking dragon. Unless you've got a kill sat I doubt you're gonna have any luck. I also doubt you're gonna have any luck finding a mechanic who can fix a vehicle that big, with parts that rare.
Beckii was stood on top of the ship... somehow.
"He's right you know. But, I know a way you can get this thing fixed"
#603
Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:45 PM
Sapphire smiled, not showing much interest "I can fix the plane, I just need a body to help me. Now fixing this son of a bitch? That's near fucking impossible, but killing a dragon? Shoot the bastard in the eye, and you got a clean kill" Sapphire aimed her rifle at the sky, imagining that long awaited moment as she slumped against the plane. She looked back down
"Show me this 'way' you speak of, if it helps fix this piece of shit for free, I'll help kill the dragon. But hey, you're not getting any part of my reward when we do"
(( Shit Blazer, I read that wrong. I meant show me this "Way" instead of "Guy" hopefully you see this ))
Edited by BIG STUPID JELLYFISH, 09 May 2014 - 07:45 PM.
#604
Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:47 PM
Beckii leapt down from the top, pointing at the shot out engines.
"Take note of how these two engines are damaged beyond repair"
She tapped them both, and a loud noise could be heard, followed by it falling off.
"Burnt electronics, Damaged fins, torn out bits of metal... You're gonna have to replace most of this. The town has none of the parts"
Max started laughing.
"Wait, you're serious?" He laughed harder "Alright, how many dragons this big have you ever killed? I'm gonna tell you know, a shot to the eye isn't gonna kill it. Assuming the shot even goes in, it's just blind in one eye and pissed off more."
#605
Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:57 PM
"Where do you think the only weakness in it's armor is? It's eyes and mouth. You shoot that eye with-" She pulled out her large sniper rifle the glistened in the sun. All silver and obviously custom made. It did look rather intimidating "-This magnificent bastard, and you have yourself one dead dragon. Behind that eye is a brain, fucktard" she lounged back again, watching the other pony break her plane more. Sapphire didn't show concern "At least that is what I am told, and I haven't killed a dragon, but that's what the sources at Fort Adams of Canterlot tell me. Big military base, thought they know a hell lot more than me or anyone in this wasteland"
Sapphire glanced at Beckii "Trust me, they are built to be repaired. So how about you stop breaking them more, asshole"
(( Blaze... I know you are the GM and all, but could I control what is going on with the plane? I wanted the engines to be repaired in a time where it won't take the entire roleplay ))
#606
Posted 09 May 2014 - 08:18 PM
((Um, I actually have a really good plan which is the only reason saph would join them))
"How thick do you think that eye is? I'd say it was as thick as your skull, but I think that's impossible" Beckii laughed.
Max rolled his eyes "Yes, because a shot to the brain of a creature specifically evolved to be almost impossible to kill will most certainly kill it, one hundred percent"
He looked as the crowd started to leave.
"Let's imagine you get a shot to the eye, which are surrounded by an unnecessary amount of spikes meaning a shot would need to be from the front. Now, imagine the dragons still, which it won't be unless it's asleep... with it's eyes covered by it's eyelids, which'll stop any bullet. Now, imagine that that one shot will do enough damage to a brain which is larger in size than a bulky earth pony, suspended in a liquid filled skull which is harder than metal. Maybe you'll blind it with two shots in each eye, but it's not gonna fucking kill the damn thing. Now imagine it's shooting a huge fireball capable of leaving you as a black spot on a wall, and now imagine it's got an iq of 300 and can cover it's eyes with anything in the area." He seemed to be recounting this from a time someone drilled him on it "Yeah, sounds fucking easy!"
#607
Posted 09 May 2014 - 08:32 PM
"The skull has an opening in it for the eyes, idiot, they're called the eye sockets. Eyeballs are also not fucking metal, they are jelly. And a brain? No matter how big, even the tiniest bump can leave the dragon halfway retarded" She hopped down from the plane "A high powered rifle will do the job at close range, and nothing is impossible to kill my friend, dragons have been killed before. Now that you mention it, after what you say, do you think I or anyone here is the most qualified? No. But I'm going to figure it out somehow"
#608
Posted 09 May 2014 - 08:34 PM
Max sighed and slammed his head into the plane.
"Um, yeah, which is why we're gonna use a method that WILL kill the dragon, rather than a fucking single sniper round which probably won't even hit the thing's tiny brain"
#609
Posted 09 May 2014 - 08:37 PM
"Yes, because a bulky earth pony is small. Next time, use the right fucking comparison" Sapphire hopped down and put her sunglasses back "I'm Sapphire, thanks for asking. If we're going to kill this thing and be a 'team', we can't pointlessly argue"
#610
Posted 09 May 2014 - 08:43 PM
Max looked at her, before slamming his head into the wall again.
"Yeah fine, I was kind of referring to the fact that inside it's skull it's pretty fuckin small, but whatever"
Beckii grinned "Hello Sapphire. You're a warrior correct?"
#611
Posted 09 May 2014 - 08:50 PM
"No, I'm a fucking chef. Yes, of course I am a warrior" Sapphire started to examine the condition of her plane. She set her rifle inside
#612
Posted 09 May 2014 - 08:53 PM
Beckii groaned. She hated it when the soldiers she'd helped create wouldn't show her the slightest respect.
She just decided to pull out the ledger of items sent to the dragon and passed it to the rude pony.
"Here. The dragon's got parts for the Armadillo"
#613
Posted 09 May 2014 - 09:00 PM
Sapphire crumpled it up and put it in her saddlebag aboard the plane "That's useful. And this invincible dragon is just going to let us skip on in and take it's shit right?"
Edited by BIG STUPID JELLYFISH, 09 May 2014 - 09:00 PM.
#614
Posted 09 May 2014 - 09:08 PM
"It will when it's dead" Beckii replied bluntly.
#615
Posted 09 May 2014 - 09:12 PM
"That's perfect... I have to wait until we figure out how the fuck to do that" Sapphire rolled her eyes
(( Really? That's a shit ton of time before I can even use the plane ))
#616
Posted 09 May 2014 - 09:16 PM
((Um, no, it's not. It's less time than a mechanic would take and it actually makes sense.
Also the plane is potentially a game breaker, I need to air on the side of caution))
"It's pretty simple. 20 or so heavy machine guns firing bullets of the same caliber of your sniper rifle at over 70 rounds a second into the dragon's eyes, chest, wings and mouth." Beckii's expression didn't change.
#617
Posted 09 May 2014 - 09:19 PM
She walks up the plane wings to around where max was, but keeping her distance from the new pony.
"It's gonna take alot of pony-power to do so. That's why we need all Arms available."
She walks around.
"Would you rather die a long lasting skin charring, fiery death? Or would you rather die knowing that you had done some good for once, like our ancestors could do without even trying? I don't know about you, but I want to see what happens AFTER that dragon's dead."
((I have plans... No spoilers though. But it will be one of the first times in a roleplay for it to happen))
#618
Posted 10 May 2014 - 12:03 AM
"Who the fuck are you?" Sapphire grumbled at Ele "Uh, thanks, I would rather not die for... What the fuck do you call it... Honor? No, screw that honor shit. I obviously want to live, isn't that obvious? Isn't that like, really obvious? Hey, pretty princess obvious, why don't you stand over there and let the real ponies work, instead of standing over here and wasting my fucking valuable space"
(( I guess you're right Blazer. And wow, lol, I never played this caliber of bitch before. It feels weird, I feel like I'm offending the player ))
Edited by BIG STUPID JELLYFISH, 10 May 2014 - 12:04 AM.
#619
Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:10 AM
(( I guess you're right Blazer. And wow, lol, I never played this caliber of bitch before. It feels weird, I feel like I'm offending the player ))
((Heads up, i am my character, so it does hurt me a bit lol))
"I have some good knowledge in this sort oftechnology. And it's my personal space too, so get over it asshole"
She laughs.
"Everywhere must be your personal space. From the looks of it, you don't even own this pile of scraps. A real pilot knows how to fly the bloody locomotive they are steering"
She chuckles lightly some more, then walks over to the edge of the wing.
"Your lucky your paper mache didn't break apart"
#620
Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:07 AM
"Y'all really want to push my buttons don't you" She said looking at Max. She looked over at Ele "I got shot by a dragon, what did you do today, brush your hair and drink some Starbuck coffee? Princess, I'm going to say this again... We don't want your little bow-" She flicked the bow on her neck "-Or your pretty hair-" she swooshed her hoof up, brushing her mane "-Or any of your pretty little body getting ruined now, okay? So stay out of it, alright sweetheart?"
#621
Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:27 AM
Lancer contemplated what to do next... they obviously weren't shooting at each-other, but he certainly didn't want to get too close either. "damnit-all Brick, I can't wait 'till my scope is fixed... I can't see shit down there. I bet I could still tag that one on top of that plane there... what do you think? Well... obviously, I'm NOT going to. that'd just be a good waste of a bullet... although it doesn't look like they're getting along too well." He mutters to Brick as he squints an eye down his barrel.
#622
Posted 10 May 2014 - 10:06 AM
"Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go apply some makeup to my snipper-rifle bestie" she says, mocking her.
Ele walks away, flicking her hair, then chuckles lightly as she drops off the highest edge of the airship, and lands on the ground bellow with effort.
"Need some glue for that?" She laughs, signalling her joke from before.
Don't mess with the Bitch, bitch~
#623
Posted 10 May 2014 - 10:43 AM
Max rolled his eyes "women..." He murmured, trotting off.
Beckii glanced inside the ship, only to see it's cargo container wasn't there anymore.
"It appears your Armadillo is missing it's underbelly. That could be a spot of bother"
#624
Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:24 PM
#625
Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:31 PM
"You say that like you know nothing about the design of the ship. The underbelly container, funnily enough, contains all the fuel storage, supplies, piping, and a large amount of engines. Just because it's made mainly of cheap stuff doesn't mean anything. Without it, the ship. Can't. Move. Alright?"
Beckii disliked Sapphire's idea that the entirety of the advanced, complex and likely impossible to jury rig ship could be fixed with elbow grease, spare parts, and a bit of MacGyver intellect.
She knew how these things worked, and, if the ship wasn't completely torn to shit, could be fixed.
#626
Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:53 PM
"God damn it, stop fighting me on everything?I know my plane, and I crashed because I got shot down. I could of crashed into your town over there, but my fucking skills save you. I'm still alive too, so show some respect, will you assholes? It will take some fixing, but you guys are acting like it's never going to fly again"
#627
Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:57 PM
"Did you help design, engineer, produce and create the fucking plane? I doubt it. Did you know that literally everything you just said was false? I also doubt it"
She trotted into the cockpit and pressed the sequence of buttons that would normally start the plane regardless of the state of it's engines. Nothing happened.
"Yep, your vehicle is boned unless you help us. Oh, and it's not a plane. It's an Armadillo VTOL. Jesus christ woman get your facts right"
#628
Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:23 PM
"Armadillo, the code name, VTOL, meaning Vertical Take Off and Landing. It's a plane, and, I dunno, it would of had a better fucking chance of starting if you didn't kick the engine off? Yeah, that would of been real helpful" Sapphire trotted out of the plane "You're all just a bunch of dickwods, I don't think I should help any of you for how you are treating me. I didn't get a greeting, a 'are you okay?' absolutely nothing. So fuck off"
#629
Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:41 PM
Beckii shrugged.
"Alright then miss Pleasance, I was gonna help you get the parts to repair your Armadillo, but you don't want me to help you, then by all means continue to be a cockjuggling thundercunt"
#630
Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:54 PM
"Yeah, you were going going to do that right after you accuse me of being a bad pilot, a fucking moron, and a cockjuggling thundercunt. After that, you definitely gave me hope that you were going to help me, better yet, I just knew with all my heart I wanted you to help me after being an asshole" She said sarcastically "Listen, I'll help you, but I don't like being bossed around. I don't like being proved wrong either. You're lucky to have me on your side, so don't do any of that shit, or it won't be the dragon I'll be hunting"
Sapphire put her glasses on and looked at Max "Where can I get a drink around these parts"
#631
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:08 PM
Beckii sighed. It was times like these she still wished she had the kill codes for every warrior, just so she could maybe break two of this bitches legs.
"I don't really feel a need to boss you around, you'll just do the opposite of what I say anyway."
And she calls me an asshole
Max looked back at her.
"You can get a drink from anywhere that accepts rowdy assholes. Which, funnily enough, is everywhere"
#632
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:13 PM
"I am done with you guys, please don't break any more of the fucking plane" Sapphire walks towards town
#633
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:17 PM
Beckii watched as the mare entered the town, and proceeded to kick the VTOL a few times, then spitting on it for good measure.
Max laughed "Yeah, that's what they all say"
((Saph is kind of digging herself into a hole she won't ever get out of, everyone'll get tired of her shit and she'll always rage quit meaning she gets nothing done))
#634
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:25 PM
(( She's not rage quitting, she's just heading into town. What was actually not getting anything done, was them arguing. All that needs to be done is for someone, anyone, shows her a little kindness. I've only really interacted with you, so we can't make assumptions until she talks to everyone else in the RP. I mean, she has a right to be angry (because she isn't always like this), I'd be pretty pissed too if I got shot out of the sky, only to crash into a town where everyone wants to prove everything you have ever done, wrong))
#635
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:28 PM
((kden. she was still being overtly cunty though))
Max decided he may as well follow her into a nearby bar. He'd hoped she'd have understood that when he said something along those lines it was a joke. He guessed not.
#636
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:36 PM
(( Just don't be overly cunty back, and it'll be fine ))
Sapphire walked into town, looking lost. She strapped her rifle to her side, noticing how tired she was when the weight was put down on her. It seemed she was in a overly bad mood. Minutes ago she was flying high, free, and with strong hopes that she would finally kill that dragon, and finally get her reward. Maybe she could have finally left the wasteland, and done what all mares do in a new life. Is it bad to dream that your entire life wasn't killing things? She wanted to have a coat that wasn't covered in grease, and a mane she could brush that would be long and pretty. Sapphire wanted to meet a stallion, get married, and have a foal. Of course, these were never dreams she would tell anypony, because they would probably make her seem weak. But overall, she just wanted to be the everyday mare, but it seemed impossible in these parts, and with the attitude she had gotten from a life in the service.
She eventually found a Inn. Sapphire was stared at the entire time, but she ignored it. She ordered a room with some spare bits and headed in. Once she was there she laid down and sighed
#637
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:40 PM
((well, shit. Now I can't interact with her))
#638
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:46 PM
#639
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:47 PM
((nein))
#640
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:48 PM
((well, shit. Now I can't interact with her))
(( I think they should cool down. I don't want them to hate her ))
#641
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:50 PM
#642
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:55 PM
((Max doesn't dislike her. He's just a snarky guy and everyone thinks he dislikes them))
#643
Posted 10 May 2014 - 04:34 PM
Max checked with the owner of the inn to see where the mare had disappeared to. He said she'd rented a room.
He just decided he'd sit around and have a drink while waiting.
#644
Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:22 PM
Sapphire slept like a rock on her bed, not having even enough time to pull down the cover. She curled up around her rifle, bear hugging it. She eventually woke up after a few hours, stretching her long legs, and her wings. Sapphire grabbed her rifle and attached to her side, the pulled her pistol out of it's holster and reloaded the magazine with some spare bullets
The pegasus headed out, going down to the lounge
#645
Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:29 PM
Max glanced at her, then trotting over and offering a drink.
"I think I was being kind of a douchebag earlier, so I got you the best drink they had for sale" He simply said to the pegasus.
#646
Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:38 PM
(james hates everybody, hes just sleeping at the truck fkn interact naoo n he'll hate you too
((about time... I tried earlier, but then gave up.))
Lancer had gone back to the truck. Seeing as there wasn't currently a market for Snipers in the area, he decided to embark on another quest, of his own hair-brained invention. "Hey 'Fuck you'," he whispered just loudly enough to try and wake him up. "Hey, 'Fuck', Wake up. Seriously, what's your real name?" he waited for a few seconds then took out Brick and dropped it from about shoulder level onto James' head "Hey! easy now Brick, I said wake him up nicely! what part of that didn't you get?"
Edited by Shoomfie, 10 May 2014 - 05:43 PM.
#647
Posted 10 May 2014 - 06:24 PM
#648
Posted 10 May 2014 - 06:39 PM
Sapphire sighed, it almost burned to say it, but after she took a sip of her drink she said "I'm sorry"
#649
Posted 10 May 2014 - 06:55 PM
Max grinned "Don't be. It ain't your fault." He stuck his hoof out to her "How bout I tell you how we're gonna get your Armadillo working again, and we can go have a little fun to take your mind of the crash?"
#650
Posted 10 May 2014 - 08:01 PM
Edited by BIG STUPID JELLYFISH, 10 May 2014 - 08:01 PM.
#651
Posted 10 May 2014 - 08:04 PM
He shrugged "I agree, but the main problem is our idea involves trapping the dragon in town, which'll happen in a few days. Sooo..." He chuckled "I guess I could net some more practice"
#652
Posted 10 May 2014 - 08:38 PM
#653
Posted 10 May 2014 - 08:50 PM
"You can ask the mayor that, given that he's been handing supplies and slaves to the dragon on a silver platter. We don't know, but if our trap doesn't kill it, it's not gonna be in any state to do anything other than fly away to heal"
He pulled out a system of notes detailing the plan.
"It's a simple plan, but we've already got a large amount of people and firepower to help. Hell, I'm sure everyone else will accept your help, they can't afford to say no"
He glanced around, before placing a large revolver on the table "Here. It's a 10 shot Annie May revolver. I think you should have it"
#654
Posted 10 May 2014 - 09:06 PM
She examined the plans, Sapphire smiled "With firepower, do you have any explosives? You know, if this fails, we could always shove C4 into a sheep and see if the dragon takes the bait. That or we can always just shoot some rockets at it and see what they do"
#655
Posted 10 May 2014 - 09:41 PM
Max shrugged "I think the sheep might object to that" He laughed, then thought about the rockets.
"The town's supply of rockets are all homemade, so not the best for fighting a big scary lizard, but the Maxim guns and the like will wreck the shit out of that dragon's day"
#656
Posted 11 May 2014 - 02:11 AM
"You know" Sapphire said, scratching her chin "My plane has 2 missiles. I bought them with all I had, since I was told they could aid me with killing that dragon. If they aren't damaged, we can use those, but I think the best they will do is disable it"
#657
Posted 11 May 2014 - 08:35 AM
"It's a possibility" Max nodded, taking a drink of coffee.
"Still, I think we shouldn't dismantle the plane any more than it already is"
#658
Posted 11 May 2014 - 07:04 PM
"i'm sure taking the missiles off are fine. I put them on recently, they didn't come with the plane originally, at first they were stripped. They aren't essential, but they could work well if all else fails" Sapphire got up and stretched "I'm going to look around and see what everyone else is doing"
#659
Posted 11 May 2014 - 07:10 PM
Max nodded "I may as well come with. I'm not doing anything till we get the heavy weapons"
He stood up, pocketing the gun Sapphire had given him and followed.
#660
Posted 11 May 2014 - 07:59 PM
"I'm sorry, James... I told Brick to be nice, but I don't think he likes you." Lancer said, picking up the brick and putting it back in his bag. "Anyway, now that your awake, let's talk business. I..." Lancer looked around to see if anyone was watching before he continued. "I have a little... umm... 'Finders Keepers' errand, you might be interested. You seem like the least trustworthy pony here, which means I can probably trust you." Lancer spoke in a half-quiet tone. "You down to make a few extra bits? maybe some gems? I must warn you though..." Lancer paused and looked around again. "...Although it's justifiable... it might be a gray area, legally speaking. And if we don't pull this off right... ponies will be pissed at us. Which is why I'm asking you, because that fact already doesn't seem to be a problem with you."
#661
Posted 11 May 2014 - 09:39 PM
#662
Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:39 AM
A couple hours ago they were enemies, but now he was actually interested in what she was doing. Sapphire had a natural beauty, and a swing in her hips that she assumed was the reason Max was following her. All stallions were the same. She turned around and looked over her back "You better not be following behind me for the reason I think you are, or I'm gonna snap your fucking neck"
Edited by BIG STUPID JELLYFISH, 12 May 2014 - 12:03 PM.
#663
Posted 12 May 2014 - 02:09 PM
Max twitched, then almost laughed "Um, what? That... That's hilarious!"
He leant on a wall to catch his breath.
"Okay, first off, lemme just say I'm not looking for any marefriends. I already had a lovely wife, and I don't want another. I'm following you because I thought you may not of understood the way I talk to people. I talk to everyone I don't know the way I talk to you, and I came to apologize. If you don't want me to hang around, just say it. It'd just make you seem kind of ungrateful"
Max didn't really care what she thought he was following her around for. He kind of just wanted to be friends.
#664
Posted 12 May 2014 - 02:18 PM
"Here is some more shit for the town, I just hope you guys don't take any of my reward. You wouldn't do that, would you? You can keep all this shit when the dragon is dead"
#665
Posted 12 May 2014 - 02:20 PM
Max shrugged "It's your reward. We don't even know who you got it from."
Max then started laughing, but then stopped.
She actually thought I thought she was hitting on her? She's not even good looking.
#666
Posted 12 May 2014 - 02:26 PM
"It's from Fort Adams outside Canterlot. A old veteran bet I couldn't kill the dragon, and that if I could, he'd give me his wealth he had saved for when the 'end of days' would come. That's almost 1 million bits, he was really frugal, and a legendary pilot and hero" Sapphire pushed out another crate "They gave me these crates, I have some good friends there. I hope to return with the dragons head, I'd be even more loved"
#667
Posted 12 May 2014 - 02:31 PM
((Max doesn't think pegasi look that good unless they're men))
Max pondered about it for a moment "Fort Adams? I went there a few times in during the war."
He thought of the last time he saw it.
"Wait, how long have you been hunting it? It's been over 7 years since the 'end of days'"
((she's not getting all that money :3))
#668
Posted 12 May 2014 - 02:41 PM
Sapphire sighed, still thinking about what Max said earlier after she grabbed a few more things and headed out of the plane "Just remember, you aren't the only one who lost loved ones. I lost my mom, my brother, my coltfriend... even my baby. After what was done to me in the academy to be able to fight in this war, I miscarried"
#669
Posted 12 May 2014 - 02:45 PM
"If I thought it was only me who'd lost family, I'd be a massive asshole." Max muttered, examining the VTOL's workings. It was miraculous it still functioned, or at least did before it was shot down. It looked like it was held together with duct tape and anger.
"So, what're you gonna do with those bits? You'll be a constant target with that much money. Everyone who's greedy'll try to kill you, and maybe even some who aren't"
#670
Posted 12 May 2014 - 03:38 PM
#671
Posted 12 May 2014 - 03:41 PM
Max smiled "I didn't take you for an idealist. While it all sounds like it'd be easy, it won't be"
#672
Posted 12 May 2014 - 03:46 PM
#673
Posted 12 May 2014 - 05:41 PM
Max nodded "Yeah. That's if the rest of my group hasn't fallen asleep on it anyway."
He ran towards the town, finding the truck and hopping inside before driving towards the vtol.
#674
Posted 12 May 2014 - 05:56 PM
#675
Posted 12 May 2014 - 06:03 PM
Max simply nodded and drove into the town again. He parked the truck and climbed out, examining the town hall on the top of the hill the town was built on.
"So... what're we gonna do now? We've still got like 2 days to kill. Maybe we can catch a bounty or something"
#676
Posted 12 May 2014 - 06:14 PM
((I'm just going to assume that James hopped out of the truck first... and Spike... well... who knows.))
"hmm... I don't remember the last time I was drunk... maybe I'm drunk right now and I just don't know it. basically though... all you have to do is follow me up the mountain, and..." Lancer let out a crooked, awkward and yet somehow devious looking smile. "...scout and 'provide overwatch' while they fight the dragon." Lancer winked at James. "At least... that's what we'll be on record for doing."
#677
Posted 13 May 2014 - 04:37 AM
#678
Posted 13 May 2014 - 04:56 AM
"Plan? what plan? Who told you there was a plan?! have you been listening in on me and Bricks conversations? Seriously... some ponies..." Lancer said, slightly upset. "Well... If you must know: our plan is get up into a firing position up in the mountains, overwatching the town. Then once the dragon is confirmed dead... we'll begin phase 2 of the operation. After that we'll extract from the A.O. and then, if the plan goes completely to shit... like they always do, I frame you for it. Although you don't need to know about that last part; so don't say anything about it. Ok? And if you try any funny business, Brick will slit you ankles open." Lancer Rambled, as he started to forget that he was talking out loud. "And with any luck... no pony will have to die... although sometimes that seems unlucky... as there are some ponies that I really hate... especially the RPG carrying kinds..." Lancer continued on until he's interrupted.
#679
Posted 13 May 2014 - 05:03 AM
#680
Posted 13 May 2014 - 11:28 AM
#681
Posted 13 May 2014 - 02:13 PM
Max nodded "No point trying to win a fight with a dented up gun"
Why is she calling everyone in the town a cigarette?
#682
Posted 13 May 2014 - 02:22 PM
In America, Fag or Faggot is a insult. It sometimes describes someone who is homosexual, but like the word 'Gay' it has just turned into a general word for something bad. Sapphire just has a lot of cursing in her vocab, so it isn't exactly a insult, just being rude ))
"Dented up?" Sapphire huffed "It's a very well kept rifle. I polish it every single part, I always keep it loaded, I grease it's parts, I change it's attachments constantly, I usually keep it in a cover, I get it serviced regularly, hell... I even sleep with the thing. It's not dented up, simply just in need of being services before doing some real shooting"
#683
Posted 13 May 2014 - 02:42 PM
((Yep, I know. But max doesn't))
"Just what I use to describe any time a weapon needs improvement"
She was too literal minded, Max thought.
#684
Posted 13 May 2014 - 04:43 PM
Sapphire sighed "Are we going to do something? Or what?"
#685
Posted 13 May 2014 - 04:46 PM
Max shrugged "If you wanna give your rifle a touch up, or... flaming ammo, or something like that, Hot Lead is definitely the shop to go to. But, if you wanna snipe some fools, I can get a bounty.
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#686
Posted 13 May 2014 - 05:17 PM
#687
Posted 13 May 2014 - 05:28 PM
Max looked towards the town jail.
"Wait a second"
He ran off towards the jail, grabbing a wanted poster from the wall and heading back.
"Says some fool called Earl Manya has been causing a ruckus. He's hanging out in the caves not far out of town. We'll net some bits from this"
He handed her the poster.
#688
Posted 13 May 2014 - 06:47 PM
#689
Posted 13 May 2014 - 07:59 PM
Max nodded "I reckon the hardest part'll be the sniping for you. The caves lead pretty far in. You might have to put that revolver I gave you to good use"
He glanced at the poster again. It said the reward would be halved if the target was killed.
#690
Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:23 PM
"Well what are we waiting for?" Sapphire hopped in the truck, slid on her glasses, and took a cigar from a small box that was on the dashboard. She lit it with a match she had and smirked after she put the tip in her mouth. Sapphire mumbled a little while keeping the cigar in her mouth, but she was still understandable "We going to get this fucker or not?" She took the poster from him, and took the cigar out of her mouth quickly, then put it back in. "I wish we could kill him, but it looks like we're gonna have to bring him back in this lemon. Doesn't mean I'm not going to kick the shit out of the little asshole still. I'm not the nicest of mares, but hell, I don't like fucking thieves"
#691
Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:25 PM
Max lifted up his shotgun, pistols, and a rope.
"They're gonna KNOW the name Mad Max" He muttered, checking the shots in his shotgun.
He span the chamber of his revolver and reloaded his mauser.
"All those who aren't the target are fair game" He grinned.
#692
Posted 13 May 2014 - 09:01 PM
"You know lil' Fuck: I like you." Lancer chuckled. "We'll get along just fine I think. we'll meet in front of that magic gun store place, tomorrow morning, and then we'll head out... bring a couple days worth of supplies for yourself... just in case. We're going to have so much fun!" Lancer started to bounce off in the direction of the magic store, still talking to himself. He got only a few feet before he turned back around, and glared down at James, in a quite unusually serious look: "oh, and one more thing... I'm not crazy. But if you try and double-cross me, I'll take a belt-sander to that pretty little face of yours." He let out a big grin, turned and continued down the street to the shop.
#693
Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:28 AM
#694
Posted 14 May 2014 - 04:18 AM
#695
Posted 15 May 2014 - 03:25 AM
#696
Posted 15 May 2014 - 06:41 AM
Max climbed in the truck "I don't think anyone'll mind. It is my truck after all"
He prepared for the short ride to the caves.
#697
Posted 15 May 2014 - 10:57 AM
#698
Posted 15 May 2014 - 02:58 PM
Max replied with "We'll need a plan. The caves were a buffalo stronghold, and they pretty much had a fortress inside. We'll need to infiltrate." He examined the entrances, and the hill above them.
"You can fly above, see if there's any easy ways in. If there is, we sneak in, then use the element of surprise in the central area. If not, I'll smash the car through the front gate"
#699
Posted 16 May 2014 - 10:41 PM
"That's exactly what he wants us to do" Sapphire said, looking down at the poster and re-examining the target. A short brown stallion with black hair, and dark brown eyes, so dark they almost seemed as black as his mane. His eyes beamed at the camera, from the picture they took of him the last time they caught him and he escaped. Sapphire observed the first obvious trait though, and that was how malnourished, scrawny, and small he looked. This was not a normal thug, he definitely couldn't physically do any of this. Sapphire knew in that big skull he had, he had a clever brain, like a fox, that helped him be a thief and deceiver.
"Look at him in this picture. Look how... Unfit he is to be a douche thug. He's small, a little dweeb, this guy is definitely a genius of a thief. That's why he is so much of a threat. He probably knows we're going to surprise him, so he may have set up a trap. He wants us to go into the top, so he can lead us into some type of set-up. This guy also probably prepared the front entrance too. Why do you think this bounty has been up for so long? Because everyone failed. Just look at the date"
Sapphire pointed out the date, a couple weeks before they received it
"If we really want to surprise him, we take some of that scrap metal over there-" She pointed to a couple of sheets of metal left over from the base "-we strap it to the front of the truck, and do what you said, ram the truck in there and scare the living shit out of him. I think if we just go by foot, or try to find another entrance, we're going to be thrown into a little fun house he's made"
#700
Posted 16 May 2014 - 10:45 PM
It didn't take Max long to realize that wasn't the best logic, but hey, it still made a decent amount of sense.
He climbed onto the back of the truck "Hopefully this MGs still got some ammo..."
He cracked open the case, relieved to see there was a decent amount left.
"Yep, we can manage"
He hopped back off, lifting a sheet of metal and putting it on the front of the truck.
It looked like a piece of shit, given it was used by bandits not long ago, but now it looked even worse. Ah well. Practicality was above all else.
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