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#1 blazinator3241

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 05:47 PM

So I didn't know if this needed to go in shenanigans or ponies. The argument for ponies is that its heavily oriented to my little pony. But the argument for shenanigans is that its like a game, so I decided with shenanigans.

Anyway

You Know how they say we learn something everyday. Well I figured people would have some interesting lessons to post. So here is how its going to work.

If you have something that you have learned in the day or that is just interesting to post here. Post it in the style twilight sparkle makes her letters. Only with your name at the end.

I shall make the first example, this letter is from a lesson I learned a while back.

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learned that just because you lead a group of people doesn't mean your better than anyone else. And just because you do lead, doesn't mean you've earned more than others. And the consequences for acting like this can be devastating.

Your Faithful Student
Blazinator3241

Hope you have some fun with this!

Edited by blazinator3241, 23 January 2012 - 05:48 PM.


#2 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 05:54 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

I learned this today, some mares like Trixie talk shit, what else can I say? and to make it worse, they're cocky, always leavin' ya' sweating, but when they're talking like a bitch, then ya'go and teach 'em a lesson!

Your faithful student
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#3 imnotparanoid

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 05:55 PM

Dear princess Celestia

Today I learned that comic sans is the best font, because it makes me look cool and young. It looks good in all situations, but just because its the best font, does not mean its the best font, but it is the best font.

Your faithul student imnotparanoid

#4 Dutch

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 06:05 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learned that a good man knows how to claim victory but a great man knows when victory is impossible.

Your faithful student
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 06:18 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learned that it doesn't matter if you can slide 2 feet, or even 4. What matters is that you look cool doing it no matter what.

Your faithful student
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PS: Bonus points for getting what I was referencing

#6 Luna Tic

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:32 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

2 days ago i learned, dont let build the Inner Pony your Submission House. It could be gettign worse and You could be degraded to a Freebuilder.
Just let The inner Pony build in Freebuild and see what it Made: The Power Pony Ranger Base. Im Happy about it and We get Followers.

Your faithful student

Rave

PS: Sometimes You could Bann My Inner Pony to the Moon!

Edited by Rave, 25 January 2012 - 10:33 PM.


#7 Chaliandra

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 12:17 AM

Dear Princess Celestia

WHERE DOING THIS BRONY

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

Your faithful student

Hella Jeff

#8 Skivvaxlare

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 02:39 AM

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learned that muffins

Your faithful student,
Derpy Hooves

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 02:51 AM

Dear PRINCESS LUNA

today I have learned that even though what you are maybe emberassing it is who you are and you should embrace the things you have been given but today I didn't and I now dearly regret it.

Your faithful Follower
Dale ~Daylight97~

P.S. I don't care if you know my first name it doesn't bother me

Edited by daylight97, 27 January 2012 - 02:51 AM.


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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:11 AM

Dear princess Celestia

I've learned that stalking the shenanigans subforum is the best way to waste time!

Your (un)faithful student, Ohman95

Edited by Ohman95, 27 January 2012 - 07:11 AM.


#11 Unicorn_Noob

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 04:40 PM

Dear princess celestia

tonight me and my machete will see you

your faithful slaughterer Jason Voorhooves

#12 Mewbro123

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 12:24 PM

Dear Princess Celedesu

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

Your Faithful Student
desu desu desu

#13 imnotparanoid

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 01:31 PM

Dear princess Celestia

The game!

Your faithfull student, Imnotparanoid

#14 Unicorn_Noob

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 09:53 PM

Dear princess celestia

today i have learned that if your school head is a dick you have to go to scholl on saturday. not only that but i also had to work from 11AM to 5PM at school today

Your faitfull dickhead the school head

#15 imnotparanoid

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 10:02 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

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Your faithul student 999999999999999999999999999999999999999

#16 Volvonski

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 10:07 PM

Dear princess celestia

I just don't know what went wrong

Your faithful student, Derpy

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 10:14 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Thank you for warming my seat for me.

Your new dictator,
Twilight Sparkle

#18 imnotparanoid

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 10:17 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

Ooh ooh

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


Your faithfull student 'Ricky'

#19 Kai ❤

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 09:58 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I've learned allot about friendship, I was taugh it's kindness, generosity, honesty, and all other elements made it up. Then I wiped that. Pathetic peices of data from my memory banks. You see, I have no use for friendship. I am a cold hearted robot who has no time for pathetic things like that. All I want in life is to do my tests in peace, and not be disturbed by stupid frail humans ponies. So you sent your own sister two the moon? I assisted a fat orphan on sending two monstosities to that white ball in the sky. But of you really think I could still use your friendship I herd about your student Twilight Sparkle. A smart puzzle solving subject like her could change my mind. I'll even bake a cake for her.

Your friend,

GLaDOS

P.s, It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPvt8ZYSEAc

Edited by WolfBoi5, 29 January 2012 - 10:09 AM.


#20 Perilicious

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:17 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,
I didn't learn shit!

Your monopolizing apple tycoon,
Applejack

#21 Unicorn_Noob

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 02:19 PM

Dear princess Celestia

Well my mama told me : son you better watch out
All those nasty woman gonna rip you dime for dime
But i got my pocket full of real tales, and a broken guitar bone
And the story keep on rollin', out from a sad man's tongue

Left my mama and papa's nest
I got the fever rambling my bones
Papa said : my boy, take my Johnny Cash vinyls and go
Well i got my pocket full of real tales, and a broken guitar bone
And the story keep on rollin', out from a sad man's tongue

Strollin' down the highway with uncle sam roaring : rebel kid get your ass home
Your ass belongs to me
Leave your Johnny Cash songs and get home
But i got my pocket full of real tales, and a broken guitar bone
And the story keep on rollin', out from a sad man's tongue

Singing in the cell 1.40.9.5
No way should i wear guns, i'm sitting my time

Left 1.40.9.5 with plenty rock'n'roll songs painting the road
Education sucks, so i sing my song for you

And i got my pocket full of real tales
And a broken guitar bone
And the story keep on rollin' out from a sad man's tongue

Michal Poulsen

singer and guitarist of volbeat
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Edited by Unicorn_Noob, 30 January 2012 - 02:22 PM.


#22 Patience

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 06:14 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I learned that if you acidentally blow up your friend with a tank, they can get really mad and come back as a ghost and say mean things to you. But if you try real hard and pretend they say stuff that's not so mean, you can still be best friends.

love, Caboose
your friend
who is blue
The End.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 06:30 PM

Dear princess Lollestia

Today I learned the true value of Trigonometry, it taught me that... What, It's meant to be about friendship? Damn. Today I learned that people like you deserve to be dead for making me write this letter. Slave drivers.. * inaudible muttering*

Your failful student, The man in the yellow hat. (George says hello too)

#24 My Little Epicness

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 06:49 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,
i learned today that if your not a brony... haters gonna hate those bronys out there

Your faithful awsome student my little epicness
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Edited by My Little Epicness, 02 February 2012 - 06:50 PM.


#25 UltimateDemon

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:36 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learned that friendship is flammable.

Your Pyromaniac, Demon Hooves

P.S. Expect friendship-seeking missile technology in the near future.

Edited by UltimateDemon, 03 February 2012 - 07:07 PM.


#26 Zambozoo

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 02:49 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,
I have learned that not being a 'mane' character really sucks ass. I don't get any screen time, and I have no friends. Where's magic in that? And worst of it all, it's all your bucking fault. I really wished that it was Luna that sent you into the BUCKING SUN. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THE BUCKING SUN! Thought she may have been a power hungry bitch, she obviously wouldn't have sent an idiot like Twilight Sparkles to Ponyville. And please, don't get me started on Twilight. And then there's Discord, who by some mean of events, probably would never have been awakened if Twilight hadn't showed up. I don't know how it was her fault, but it was. She is like a trouble magnet. And Discord could have ended here then and there, by altering her like she did to the other five. No opposite to magic? Pony-Crap!! Obviously it would be science. Then I could have risen to fame by stopping Discord myself! And so since that obviously never happened, her I am writing this suicidenote- err- Dearprincesscelestianote. It's all your fault.
Sincerely,
Sparky Vision

#27 UltimateDemon

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 05:49 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,
I have learned that not being a 'mane' character really sucks ass. I don't get any screen time, and I have no friends. Where's magic in that? And worst of it all, it's all your bucking fault. I really wished that it was Luna that sent you into the BUCKING SUN. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THE BUCKING SUN! Thought she may have been a power hungry bitch, she obviously wouldn't have sent an idiot like Twilight Sparkles to Ponyville. And please, don't get me started on Twilight. And then there's Discord, who by some mean of events, probably would never have been awakened if Twilight hadn't showed up. I don't know how it was her fault, but it was. She is like a trouble magnet. And Discord could have ended here then and there, by altering her like she did to the other five. No opposite to magic? Pony-Crap!! Obviously it would be science. Then I could have risen to fame by stopping Discord myself! And so since that obviously never happened, her I am writing this suicidenote- err- Dearprincesscelestianote. It's all your fault.
Sincerely,
Sparky Vision


Dear Princess Celestia,

My friend, Zambozoo, taught me that sometimes, ponies can curse like a sailor. Sometimes, it can be to let off steam, other times, it is simply for its own sake. Cursing is something not tolerated by royalty, and as such, I'd never even dream of it.

Your Extremely-Loyal, Ever-So-Faithful, Deeply-Influenced, Mega-Student, Demon Hooves.

P.S. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you let Zambozoo come back from the moon? I'll make sure he has duct-tape over his mouth at all times.

#28 Vargouille

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:37 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Please accept Jesus Christ
I will swallow your fucking soul.
as your lord and savior.

Your Faithful hellspawn,
Vargouille

Edited by DrBucketMD, 04 February 2012 - 09:41 AM.


#29 Lyras_pie

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 04:38 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that when there's a Super Bowl Party, your own room becomes a storage room. -_-

Your faithful pastry, Lyras_pie

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 06:52 PM

Dear Princess Celestia.

Today I learned that the sun must be made of friendship. It burns forever and as your Pyromaniac has stated, Friendship is highly flammable.

Your obviously fraudulent student, bobboy555

#31 Bonafide Brony

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 02:35 AM

Dear Princess Troll Mole Celestia,

I learned that Burrito school lunch days can get you out of afternoon classes

Your Faithful Student,

Drake Dashing

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 02:53 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learned that sometimes, friends will ask you to stay up until 4 am, and if they do, you probably shouldn't do it, as it will make you drowsy for the rest of the day. By the way, I- ZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz.

ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZ, ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZ.

#33 Terkoiz951

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 03:18 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned a lesson that I hope one day will save my life. Maybe if we can spread the word, these disappearances will stop. Nopony must ever, EVER, under any circumstances say the word candleja-

#34 bronytron3000

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:41 AM

dear princess celestia,
I was talking to princess luna,
and found out you were a peice of shit.

your faithful student,
bronytron3000.

P.S. banish me i don't care.
P.S.S. i lied banish luna.

#35 bronytron3000

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:46 AM

dear trollestia,

it's not funny you bucking bitch!
Y U BANISH ME?!?!?

your faithful student who has a shotgun waiting for a headshot,
bronytron3000

#36 blazinator3241

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 10:00 AM

Dear princess celestia

Today I learned that if you want to be good at something. You need to find the niche of it that you do best at. Even as I was about to give up on any form of singing. I suddenly found the spot that I do great at. And it has been an incredibly rewarding expieriennce.

Your faithful student
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P.S.: I wish there was a bards colledge in real life

#37 Neon Star

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 03:48 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I like trains.

Your faithful Asdf,
Trains Kid

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:08 AM

Dear Celestia,

Today, I learned that "accidentally" stapling my tongue to the ceiling hurts... a lot.

Your speak-no-evil-anymore student, Demon.

#39 Spatt

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:32 AM

Dear Princess

I JUST WHENT THROUGH THAT HELL HOLE OF A CASTLE TRYING TO SAVE YOU ONLY TO FIND TOAD SAYING THAT YOU WERE AT ANOTHER ONE!


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#40 tudexd

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:12 AM

Dear princess Celestia

today i learned that read cupcakes and laugh so hard that gives you a hearth attack, is a bad thing and i should probably seek help in a mental hospital.

your faithful sociopath tudexd

PS: i'm coming over so we can have a "talk"

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:19 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

OMFG I LUV YOU SO MUCH I WISH I COULD SEE YOU IN REAL LIFE! YOU ARE MY IDOL AND I WANNA BE YOU WHEN I GROWN UP IF YOU REPLY TO THIS I WILL SACRIFICE FLUTTERSHY IN YOUR NAME.

Sincerely Metallic.

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:23 AM

Dear Celestia,


Don't reply to the above post if you want my favorite character in MLP to live.


Sincerely one who doesn't want any more bloodshed.

#43 Moonlight97

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:27 AM

dear princess celestia

i have been seeing apparitions and they have told me to join the new lunar republic my friend told me he was for you not luna so i slit his throat. can you help me these apparitions are scaring me.

your not so faithful student
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#44 Metallic Owl

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:29 AM

Have fun on the moon daylight.

#45 Moonlight97

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:35 AM

i will thanks *BOOM*

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 06:56 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I understand you recently received a letter from a member of the rebel faction calling themselves the "New Lunar Republic". Rest assured that we have the situation well in hoof. I have my best field agent on it, and she has already managed to identify, infiltrate, and eliminate 3 rebel cells. She also sent a box of rather tasty cupcakes with her last report. Like I said, she's the best.

Your loyal soldier, Major Cinnamon Bun, Imperial Inquisition.

#47 imnotparanoid

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:02 PM

Dear princess celestia

What does it feel like ot have friends?

From paranoid ):

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 03:30 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

Why are dubstep christmas carols so good

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#49 Spudsworth Starchington

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:06 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that no matter how hard new ponies try to get unbanned on the server, the admins reject their appeals no matter what. If they just listened to the rules, were friendlier, and didn't grief, maybe, just maybe they would have been able to stay online. I also learned that I should not try to push myself too hard, as that may lead to some horrible mistakes in what I am doing. My friends ask me to make them skins, or specific pixel art, but If I am busy, it will not hurt them to tell them to please be patient or Maybe some other time, your friends will understand that.

Your Faithful Student
kajineko

Edited by kajineko, 13 February 2012 - 04:07 PM.


#50 imnotparanoid

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:56 PM

Dear princess celestia.

Why cant I just die?

Your deppresed student paranoid ;_;


Ha ha my evil plan to make everyone depressed is progressing well!

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 05:32 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Please send paranoid to the moon

Your faithful student,
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Posted 13 February 2012 - 07:31 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

I learnt when i watched Nightmare Night, that you don't care or help your family at all!? Your baby sister is not fitting in very well and you haven't bothered to help her ?! what kind of big sister are you?!

Your Faithful Student Cherrydew :)

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 08:58 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

I have learned that your sister planted alot of cameras around your palace and I have been reading your mail. I think some of your students need to be sent to the moon.

Your still not do faithful student
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P.S. I'm lonly can I have some friends?

#54 Neon Star

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 11:02 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Y u no let me send letter to Luna?!

Your somewhat faithful brony that's a girl,
Neon.

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 11:09 PM

Dear Celestia,

I just found out its possible to be a girl brony, i don't want to know how its possible but according to the post above, it is.

Your very confused student, Me.

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 11:47 PM

Dear plankmonkey

It is very possible for a female to be a brony. Barney Stinson clearly states in The Bro Code that a girl can be a bro. This is true for bronies as well, since brony starts with bro.

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Jeff

#57 Zambozoo

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 01:59 AM

HEY HEY HEY CELESTIA,
STAY OUTTA MY SHED!
Sincerely,
Fluttershy

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 04:48 AM

Dear Princess Celestia

Im in space
Im in space
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your friendly orb,
Space Core

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 11:01 AM

Dear Princes Celestia,

This thread went down the crapper.

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GLaPOS

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 11:41 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,


Today i learned that if someone acts like a little child, and acts immature, and destroys other people's things withour permission, he deserves to be shown a lesson.


Your admirer,


Tom

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 03:04 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned where you live, you better sleep with one eye open for the rest of your days.

Your faithful enemy,

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 04:49 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have doubled the guard for your bedchambers, and am currently working on tracing the source of these threats. I honestly can't understand where all this hostility is coming from, but I assure you that when I find it, I will stomp it into oblivion.

Your loyal soldier, Major Cinnamon Bun, Imperial Inquisition.

P.S. Thank you for being the most benevolent ruler in the multiverse.

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 08:59 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

I am a very bored human on the moon. Could you send space core to the sun he is getting on my nerves. Wheatley on the other hoof is fine we have engaged in a rather qoincidental argument about how one can find his way back to earth first, and terminate you. it has been a week up here on this barren rock Could I come home?

Your slightly faithful student
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Posted 14 February 2012 - 09:03 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learnt to write.

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 09:12 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learned that if you bring cookies anywhere near ponies, they'll mysteriously vanish.

Your Cookie-Fetcher, Demon

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 09:37 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that attacking the police on GTA is a bad idea. I also learned to never get 6 star wanted level because the army attacks you!
Your faithful Student,
Splodge!

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 09:43 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learned that it takes six stars in GTA for the army to go after you. How wimpy is that? You get army at three stars in Saints Row the Third.

Your faithful Saint
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#68 rainbowdash4ever

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 10:16 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,
I learned that no matter how much you argue with your parents, nothing can keep you from being the best of friends.
your faithful student,
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 02:15 AM

dear princess Celestia

today i learned that you don't do jack... I mean i never saw you pass a law or do anything for your kingdom so what's up with that.

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PS: Banishing ponies to the moon does not count

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Posted 15 February 2012 - 02:54 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that nopony appreciates all your hard work. You rule selflessly with the wisdom of ages, and they just complain and send death threats. Why, if I wasn't worried about the good of all ponykind, I'd say you should just take a vacation for a few decades. Let them see what Equestria would be like without you. Ruined, that's what it'd be. Anyway, I still love you.

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P.S. It you do go on vacation, can you take me with you? I don't want to be here when the proverbial shit hits the fan.

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Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:48 AM

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learned that Poison Jokes aren't really the best gift to give to ponies for Happy Heart's and Hooves day. I also learned that they sometimes have really bad effects. My body is like a flashing strobe-light now, can't sleep.

Your Poison Tester
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P.S. Don't open the box I sent till tomorrow, I think the basket of flowers I sent to help decorate your castle with will probably turn it into a floating forest.

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#72 Rainbow_Blitz

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 01:43 AM

Dear Princess Celestia...


Today I learned that everpony are made of cheese, so I ate some ponies and they tasted like raw meat, oh, I ate all your food yesterday so you might starve to death :)... Oh and don't go in your basement.... I filled it with Nukes that detonates when you open the door..... Oh.... Oh god!! I see the explosion OH it exploded your castle.... Umm..... I see bones everywhere.... I should tell you I implanted bombs under the floors of PonyVille.... Oh no there destroying everything.... Oh! I see Twilight and her friends running from the explosions.... Oh god they exploded in the Mine Fields I implanted........ There's Derpy.... I should warn her that I put bombs in that mail box.... Oh she exploded....... Ummmm..... I need to go now.....


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Oh and don't go to your safety vault I filled it with Nukes too.... Oh god they went off...... Umm....

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:09 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

It seems one of my fellow subjects is hallucinating. For I see no explosions and nukes can be seen from the moon. Trust me on this I have been sent to several moons during world wars and nukes cause large explosions.

Your slowly becoming faithful student,
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P.S. Ok I know I was bad I learned my lesson and the apperitions have stopped coming can I come home?

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 04:24 AM

Dear Princess Celestia.

Today I stole Acquired a cup of rainbow juice from the fountain of The Golden Eclipse from a clouds dale mega company the other day and i decided to make a poison out of it due to the intense amount of toxic-ness. Now i have a severed Alicon wing and a Alicon horn here, I have to put them in order, which one do i put in first?

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 06:05 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Based on the massive influx of death threats, I recommend one of two possible courses of action. We could either move you to a more secure location, the moon perhaps. With the proper resources we could have it spiffied up in no time. Or, you could impose martial law and allow me to round up all these filthy insurrectionists for disposal. Either way, I suggest we act quickly. I have not received my routine report from Agent Mane, and believe that the rebels will make a move soon.

Your loyal soldier, Major Cinnamon Bun, Imperial Inquisition.

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 06:12 AM

Dear princess Celestia

I agree with Patience we should totally star to just a massive genocide to show how powerful you are, and then instead of being a princess you could become a dictator and star world domination.

your faithful psychotic tudexd

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 06:34 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

i had a perfect nightmare on a starry, torrid sea
i am cast to a prison at a crippled denom demon's plea
the demon has three faces, all are laughing down at me
the banker with his filthy lucre sets the game astride
the general with a raging might let's forth a battle cry
the judge locks now the metal tomb where i will am meant to die
...but venj vengeance is a brutal beast not held by any cell
my wit is steele my blade is wet so sound the reaper's bell
Banker General and Judge
you all shall BURN IN HELL

See you there...
Yuki

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#78 Metallic Owl

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 06:35 AM

The Above post is full of epic win.

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 06:54 AM

Dear subjects,

At the insistence of my advisers, I have decided to take my sister, my support staff, and a few honored guests on extended vacation to the moon. All those currently banished to the moon are hereby re-banished to Equestria. Also, I don't want you to get too cold while I'm gone, so I'm just going to leave the sun up for the next few hundred years. Anyway, have fun without me! I'm sure I'll miss you. At least until the contractor finishes the rec room.

Your ruler who under the circumstances is being shockingly nice, Princess Celestia.

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 07:03 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

You think you can do this, you think you can run away from your problems? I'll find you, i don't care if it's on the moon or not.
I'll find a way to get to you and when i do, well you better wish i don't. I didn't need your help on the poison i conjured, i found out that the order was :Alicon Horn, Wing, then a cutie of a alicon.. You have no idea how long it took me to get these ingredients and I'm not gonna let all my hard work and suffering disappear in vein, I'm not gonna give up just because you left.. I'm coming for you Celestia..

M/C

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 07:04 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Chef and I blew up the world.
It was too diseased.
Your so-called good intentions infected the world.
We hoped that free life would flourish here,
on the moon...
But this is quickly becoming your last stand.
There are three ponies who built a civilization here,
but they have become corrupted.
The signs point to one thing:
Your plague has infected our leaders.
That's why I'm here.
To cut off the serpent's head.

I hope to find you in good health... my sister does too...
The Dishwasher

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:00 AM

Dear subjects,

The moon's looking pretty spiffy now (not that you'd know, since it's never visible from there anymore) and Luna's having the time of her life. Also...
Spoiler


Your immortal in every sense of the word ruler, Princess Celestia.

Edited by Patience, 16 February 2012 - 08:03 AM.


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Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:02 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Why didn't you just tell me you can't be killed?

Your slightly miffed but still loyal soldier, Major Cinnamon Bun.

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:17 AM

Subject Case Study File 12938093

Name: Celestia
Race: Alicorn
Date of Birth: Claims to be immortal
Psychosis: Schizophrenia

After multiple sessions with the subject, I have come to the conclusion that she is not only enacting the personalities of not one, not two, but at least five other beings. Bookmarking subject for further study.

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 05:03 PM

Yo princess I like what you have done with the moon but why did you take Wheatley away?

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 05:15 PM

Dear subjects.
Spoiler


Princess Celestia

P.S. Thank you Daylight for the complement on my work. I'm sorry I had to separate you and Wheatly, but I had no reason to send him back to Equestria with you. He really is quite entertaining. So is Space core. We use him as a volley ball.

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 05:19 PM

Princess why you write whole letter when I'm standing right next to you, you sent Wheatley back and I was stuck on the moon for like five minutes then you showed up.

Again the one who will annoy you for the rest of your vacation,
~daylight97

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 10:29 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,
I feel your pain yo.
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Posted 16 February 2012 - 10:34 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm sorry if I ever hurt your feelings, but facts are facts you are a tyrant. There is nothing you can do to remove this label. You are a tyrant not evil though. Ponies get on my nerves all the time I understand your pain.

Your totally faithful subject
~Daylight97

P.S. I am not sure how the republic will take the news that I am apart of both sides.

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 12:24 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

OUR HILL!

No seriously get off,
Terkoiz, daylight, Vexhoor, and Rysmarin

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#91 Metallic Owl

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 01:46 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

The poison I brewed was destroy but this doesn't end here k.

M/C

Edited by Metallic_owl, 17 February 2012 - 01:46 AM.


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Posted 17 February 2012 - 02:54 AM

Dear Metallic_owl,

What if i said i have several of all your ingredients in my back room? Would you like to take a tour? How about you come over tonight and we discuss a price?

Your supplier
~Daylight97

#93 Metallic Owl

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:20 AM

Dear Daylight,

I would be happy to browse through your wares, the ingredient are indeed rare but I will pay full price with whatever you offer..

Your Customer
M/C

Edited by Metallic_owl, 17 February 2012 - 03:21 AM.


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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:22 AM

Dear Metallic_owl,

No pony has been able to pay full price for my rarest wares, but you seem like a nice guy so 15% off.

Your supplier
~Daylight97

#95 Metallic Owl

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:29 AM

Dear Daylight,

Since Acquiring these items are extremely hard, I wouldn't want to have to travel the world in order to get them again. Buying them would be a lot easier but I had no idea you were in possession of such things, this is very convenient to me indeed. What are you offering for a Dragon's heart?

You Customer
M/C

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:31 AM

Dear Metallic_owl

The Heart of a dragon is too rare for me to acquire so no I do not have one. I will go round up a bounty hunter and have him get a few for me if you need one for your potion.

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~Daylight97

#97 Metallic Owl

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:38 AM

Dear Daylight

You did say, and I quote "several of all your ingredients in my back room". Were these to get my attention as a plot to capture me? If so then how dare you attempt to trick me, I'm smarter then you think.
If your not able to obtain a dragon's heart and bring it to me by tomorrow
I'm coming for you.

M/C

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:44 AM

Dear Metallic_owl

I realize you think this is a plot against you, but I want the tyrant dead just as much as you. besides getting any other specie of pony is really easy. there is no reason for me to try and kill you I have a list of ponies I need ingredients fromand your not one of them. I will never kill a potential customer.

Your supplier
~Daylight97

#99 Metallic Owl

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:51 AM

Dear Daylight,

I apologies, as a international criminal, it's hard to trust people. Because in the end, no matter how much ponies you kill, it only takes one to take you down. I can't afford to be compromised.
But I still need the ingredients I need before the deadline.

Please acquire asap.

M/C

Edited by Metallic_owl, 17 February 2012 - 03:51 AM.


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Posted 17 February 2012 - 04:01 AM

Dear Metallic_owl

I have just spoken with a bounty hunters scout and he said the dragon was being fought as we speak. I am sure the heart will be here by tomorrow.

Your supplier
~Daylight97


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