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#1 Kie

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:11 AM

Hello, I am new to Brohoof and I am sure I will enjoy my stay here. I like to build, and watch the TV series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I also like to wear socks with sandals and take long walks on the beach.

Sometimes on the beach I will stop to contemplate life while I stare off into the distance and look at the gentle waves and the sunset. I like to feel free with no cares or worries in the world as I feel the wind on my face. I will sometimes seep my hand in the sand and feel the warm, soft and grainy feeling in my hand that I have known all my life. As I stand by the waves they would flow and gently hit my feet and It would feel so relaxing that I would shake around and sometimes fall over. The feeling of the water on my feet would make me shake even more and moan. I would take off my pants and underwear and burrow myself in the warm, earthy sand as if I were an animal, hiding from the rumbling waves. I would take the rest of my clothes off and bury the rest of myself in the ever so stimulating sand and feel like I am one with the beach. I would then shake around ever so fast in the sand as it pushes off my body and I would wail in complete euphoria. As I scream in joy I would stuff my mouth with sand and choke on it as I feel even more pleasure. After burrowing out of my hole I would do crab-walks and scream out upwards to the returning stars as if there was nothing for me to care about. Cackle cackle cackle. I am a crab. I would then lie down on the beach and wiggle around in it and lie there, smelling the crisp, earthy air. After that, I would spot some nearby seagulls run and try to reach them with the wind flowing on my nipples, but they would fly away, and when I watch them, I know they will never feel as free as I do.

#2 zingten11

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:14 AM

That... That was beautiful.

#3 The_ascended22

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:24 AM

.... I- I.. l- love it... i really like it's.... mane?

#4 EonLight

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:25 AM

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#5 Vargouille

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:26 AM

If I had a dollar for every strange intro post I've seen with beaches in it, I'd have a dollar.

#6 zingten11

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:29 AM



#7 The_ascended22

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:31 AM

CRAB PEOPLE!

#8 EonLight

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:32 AM

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#9 Ratty

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:38 AM

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#10 EonLight

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:38 AM

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#11 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:40 AM

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Ahh... the meme Ratty started, why is everything ratty makes amazing?

#12 The_ascended22

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:43 AM

Do you really need to ask, Blazer..?

#13 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:45 AM

Do you really need to ask, Blazer..?

It was rhetorical.

#14 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:22 AM

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#15 Ratty

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:23 AM

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Ahh... the meme Ratty started, why is everything ratty makes amazing?

I can only accept credit for helping make it famous.

#16 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:48 AM

I like how popular this topic is... Yet it's an Introduction topic.

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#17 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:52 AM

I like how popular this topic is... Yet it's an Introduction topic.

*snip*

You should have seen Sweetie Bots intro.

#18 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:55 AM

You should have seen Sweetie Bots intro.


Sweetie_Bot had an intro?!

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#19 Green Patch

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 11:00 AM

Am I the oly one that didn't read all that text?

#20 funkyhoboman

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:13 PM

crab people, amidoingitrite?



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#21 Moonlight97

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 03:48 PM

Dabuq did I just read?

#22 Yukatagoo

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 08:56 PM

Hello I'm new in town nice to meet you

#23 The_ascended22

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 07:12 PM

Just so everypony know, I totally think spycrab is awfull.

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#24 Ironhide

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 12:27 AM

I have the weirdest wing-boner from this right now.


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