
Oh Twilight... you always "Twi" too hard.
I don't get why "most goreish" is supposed to make us want to read it and I'm kinda surprised this is allowed after a couple of us got told off for talking about grimdark fanfics on the server, but you got my attention so I'll give it a shot!
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Welcome to Pinkamena's Cellar, where I enjoy it so you don't have to! Today I'll be doing live commentary on "The experiments of Twilight Sparkle", a fanfic by HoneyApple recommended by -VinylScratch-! This one looks a bit longer than the usual, so stop the shakin', it's time to get bakin'!
"Sorry, you're not invited. However, you can send these invitations to them." *snort* Oh, Spike!
The spelling and grammar are better than I expected!
"I do not know why, but I sometimes just like drinking out of a lab flask. Weird, I know." I'm right there with you Twi!
"They're all such cuties!" 
"Oh, heh. Nothing... except, this is reminding me of a dream- NO! Nightmare I had two weeks ago." Even I think these references are overdone.
Oh snap, son! Wait,
horse?
...What? What the hay do you mean, "Under Construction"? Ugh, what a tease! I would give the first chapter 6 cupcakes out of 10, but since there were supposed to be more and I can't read them, I'm afraid this fic is
DISQUALIFIED!
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I'm your host Pinkamena π and this has been Pinkamena's Cellar. Until next time, keep calm and giggle on! Arrivederci!