Just started playing this, and then saw the thread for it. Yay, other people are ruining their lives with cookie clicking goodness too!
...But seriously, I can't stop. This is bad.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 07:42 AM
Just started playing this, and then saw the thread for it. Yay, other people are ruining their lives with cookie clicking goodness too!
...But seriously, I can't stop. This is bad.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 09:02 AM
Just started earlier yesterday... I have 64% achievements, 196% Milk (Chocolate Milk), and 53% upgrades. Uncanny clicker was one of the first achievements I got.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 09:05 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:20 AM.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 12:04 PM
HELP IT'S GETTING WORSE

Posted 05 September 2013 - 02:26 PM
HELP IT'S GETTING WORSE
They rise.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 09:01 PM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:20 AM.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 10:01 PM
I hate this game so much but yet I can't stop.
HELP ME.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 10:04 PM
I think I just grew a muscle on the index finger of my right hand.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 10:15 PM
I think I just grew a muscle on the index finger of my right hand.
In my opinion clicking on the cookie is worthless after a while.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 10:22 PM
I get 30 mil a click on gold cookie. I fucking obliterate my left mouse button like a missile targeting a straw hut that has been in the scorching sun for 4 hours. Then I ignore the game to check on it later.In my opinion clicking on the cookie is worthless after a while.
Posted 06 September 2013 - 07:39 PM
missile targeting a straw hut that has been in the scorching sun for 4 hours
That's what Heat-Seekers fail to see correctly.
Missile: "Oh look, a hot squirrel!" *Flies to the squirrel and not the straw"
Back on-topic..
I've stopped playing this now. :/
Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:10 PM
oh my god what the fuck is going on. I am so scared. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INNOCENT BACKGROUND.

Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:14 PM
oh my god what the fuck is going on. I am so scared. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INNOCENT BACKGROUND.
I TOLD YOU, YOU STARTED YOU CANNOT END IT
Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:27 PM
I TOLD YOU, YOU STARTED YOU CANNOT END IT
HELP ME JAMES. HEL..P... MEEE...
Posted 07 September 2013 - 08:51 PM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:21 AM.
Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:04 PM
How the hell did that happen?
Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:10 PM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:21 AM.
Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:14 PM
That creepy background.
Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:17 PM
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Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:21 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:12 AM
Gold cookies are so OP.
I just got about 80G cookies with a sinlge click.
My CPS is only about 50M, so I got about 27 minutes worth of cookies in a single click.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:15 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:21 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:16 AM
I unlocked it now.

Should I do it?
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:24 AM
I unlocked it now.
Should I do it?
Edit: Do what you want :/
Edited by Electifried, 08 September 2013 - 12:38 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:24 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:21 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:25 AM
Also, if you look at the pic you'll notice that I'm aiming to have exactly 100 of each. Because of OCD and stuff.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:33 AM
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Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:22 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:34 AM
Done that.
*le pic*
I said EXACTLY 100.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:36 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:22 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:38 AM
ELDER COVENANT IS SO PRICEY
i made a macro for autoclicks so i'm getting double the cookies right now ![]()
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:40 AM
Why would you want exactly 100 when you could have more?
The OCD part of me demands it.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:41 AM
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Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:22 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:43 AM
Fine do whatever you want.
But what do you do when you achieve your goal?
I will take a screenshot of it and hang it on my wall as proof of my achievement.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:44 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:22 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:45 AM
:I
What then? Will you just stop playing Cookie Clicker?
Yeah.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:51 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:22 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:54 AM
;~;
Dont leave us.
I'm sorry. It was a good run.
I will also commit suicide, since my goal in life was to get 100 of each thing in Cookie Clicker. There is nothing left for me.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:56 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:22 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:53 AM
I think I have an addiction to gold cookies now ![]()
Posted 08 September 2013 - 03:07 AM
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Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:22 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 03:24 AM
70.000.000 cookies per second.. Kill.. me...
Edited by Hooviano, 08 September 2013 - 03:31 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 03:32 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:23 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:27 PM
I just got the 'You can stop now' achievement legit...
...Then I break the game with experiments.

Edited by Epicfail18081, 08 September 2013 - 06:19 PM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 06:40 PM
Well, time to start the Grandmapocalypse.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 07:09 PM
Am I the only one around here who doesn't find this addicting..?
Posted 08 September 2013 - 07:49 PM
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Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:23 AM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 09:56 PM
this makes me feel pathetic. I only have 95,824 Cps
Posted 08 September 2013 - 10:17 PM
You all realize this was predicted a long time ago, correct?
Edited by Reverie, 08 September 2013 - 10:17 PM.
Posted 08 September 2013 - 10:55 PM
7x golden cookie is best cookie
100 cursors ![]()
Posted 09 September 2013 - 12:19 AM
1 mil Cps now
Posted 09 September 2013 - 03:53 AM
7x golden cookie is best cookie
100 cursors
7x golden cookie saves 7.7 minutes worth of cookies. The other common type of golden cookie saves either 30 minutes worth of cookies or gives 10% of what you have, whichever is smaller.
7x is only best when you're low on cookies.
Edited by Electifried, 09 September 2013 - 03:57 AM.
Posted 09 September 2013 - 10:40 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:23 AM.
Posted 09 September 2013 - 12:11 PM
Nearly got every achivemont, upgrade, and currently experiencing the grandma apocalypse. And generating around 300mil cookies a second.
...
help me
Posted 10 September 2013 - 01:24 AM
7x golden cookie saves 7.7 minutes worth of cookies. The other common type of golden cookie saves either 30 minutes worth of cookies or gives 10% of what you have, whichever is smaller.
7x is only best when you're low on cookies.
lol. i farm cookies for hours on the same or even more cps and i get more cookies off of it than the others.
Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:36 AM
Starting the Grandmapocolypse was a terrible idea.
I should have listened to the warning.
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENEEEEED.
Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:23 AM
Starting the Grandmapocolypse was a terrible idea.
I should have listened to the warning.
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENEEEEED.
YOU DUN GOOOOOOFED!
Posted 10 September 2013 - 05:45 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:23 AM.
Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:00 PM
25,000 CPS at last (Legitimate) count.
Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:42 PM
25,000 CPS at last (Legitimate) count.
I'm at 296 million.
Yeah, I bought all the upgrades, and now I'm bored.
Ta ta cookie clicker, thanks for all the time.
*delete*
Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:54 PM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:23 AM.
Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:00 PM
Well, I don't have one mind or the upgrades after that, but I have every other one.
I did it by leaving it on while I did other things.
Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:31 PM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:23 AM.
Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:33 PM
I haven't started the grannypocalypse. I have all of the upgrades apart from the last golden cookie upgrade (which I am close to attaining) and the last three +15% cookies.
I currently have:
184 cursors
100 grandmas
100 farms
100 factories
100 mines
100 shipments
100 alchemy labs
100 portals
68 time machines
364 gold cookie clicks (2 of which gave the 6 trillion cookie chain
)
My CPS is 380,203,352.4
I have been playing since last Friday.
Edited by Electifried, 10 September 2013 - 09:34 PM.
Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:34 PM
Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:41 PM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:24 AM.
Posted 10 September 2013 - 11:42 PM
Have you already gotten the first four?
I have all the achievements except the have 200 cursors one. I just need five more.
Yes, I have the first 4. Do you really have the 100 time machines achievement? If you do, then the wiki lied to me ![]()
Also, the final gold cookie upgrade is awesome.
Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:43 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:24 AM.
Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:58 AM
Okay confession time.
I had 95 time machines and I...
Used hacks and got 5 more.
;_;
It was only 5...

You disgust me...
Also, I just read the wiki.
As of the 1.021 update, getting to 100 time machines, however, would take on the order of 150 days. Getting to 150 time machines would take on the order of 300 years.[/size]
Looks like I'm gonna have to give up my hopes and dreams about having exactly 100 of everything.
I was so damn close too...
Posted 11 September 2013 - 06:20 AM
Okay confession time.
I had 95 time machines and I...
Used hacks and got 5 more.
;_;
It was only 5...
You fuckin bitch
HOW DARE U CHEAT
I DID IT AAAAAAALLLLL WITH NO HAX!
Posted 11 September 2013 - 07:11 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:24 AM.
Posted 11 September 2013 - 07:14 AM
Posted 11 September 2013 - 07:17 AM
Im so sorry.
I don't deserve to live.
I can kill you if you'll let me keep your wallet after.
Posted 11 September 2013 - 09:07 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:24 AM.
Posted 11 September 2013 - 06:49 PM
No. I get buried with it.
Pfft I can just dig it up.
Posted 11 September 2013 - 08:53 PM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:24 AM.
Posted 11 September 2013 - 08:59 PM
But it's better to die thinking I still have my wallet.
Feel free to dig up everything I get buried with, I don't care.
Don't mind if I do~
Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:24 PM
Darn, they nerfed the "lucky" golden cookies to give 20 minutes of cookies instead of 30 minutes.
My life is now 33% slower.
Edited by Electifried, 11 September 2013 - 11:24 PM.
Posted 12 September 2013 - 12:04 AM
1,000,000,000 CPS... 90 Time machines, all upgraded... I'm pretty sure everypony will bow down by my cookie domination.
Posted 12 September 2013 - 05:29 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:25 AM.
Posted 12 September 2013 - 06:25 AM
I skimmed the 9 pages in this thread, and didn't see this posted, so I'm sorry if it was posted and I missed it.
Posted 12 September 2013 - 09:08 AM
I got bored of the game, will quit now
Posted 12 September 2013 - 09:15 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:25 AM.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 01:14 AM
I'm writing a book inspired by the Grandmapocalypse.
For srs.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 03:56 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:25 AM.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 04:25 AM
Posted 15 September 2013 - 04:43 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:25 AM.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 04:58 AM
Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:02 AM
Just started up my game and bought 24 of them.
And just when I almost have all the achievements, they add 10 more. Grrrrr
Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:06 AM
Can't find it.
Works for me.
Also, why the hell aren't you using an adblocker?
Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:09 AM
:0
Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:25 AM.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:15 AM
Ok, now it works.
What's adblocker? How do I use it?
Here's another one if you use something other than Safari or Chrome: https://adblockplus.org/
I've never used that one though so I can't say anything about its quality.
It blows my mind how many people still don't know about this thing.
Edited by Luigi, 15 September 2013 - 05:25 AM.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 06:27 AM
I just started the grandmapocalypse.
Wish me luck.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 06:44 AM
Posted 15 September 2013 - 07:03 AM

Posted 15 September 2013 - 07:29 AM
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Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:26 AM.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 08:21 AM
Posted 15 September 2013 - 09:06 AM
I have adblocker. I don't want it though.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 10:11 AM
Wow, after updating, I bought 48 antimatter condensers, and went fro making 899 million to 1.8 billion cps.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 12:26 PM
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Edited by Brü, 08 November 2014 - 07:26 AM.
Posted 15 September 2013 - 04:30 PM
Buy ALL OF THE ANTIMATTER CONDENSERS
Posted 16 September 2013 - 01:55 AM
I think I may have an addiction:

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