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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:11 AM
Sometimes on the beach I will stop to contemplate life while I stare off into the distance and look at the gentle waves and the sunset. I like to feel free with no cares or worries in the world as I feel the wind on my face. I will sometimes seep my hand in the sand and feel the warm, soft and grainy feeling in my hand that I have known all my life. As I stand by the waves they would flow and gently hit my feet and It would feel so relaxing that I would shake around and sometimes fall over. The feeling of the water on my feet would make me shake even more and moan. I would take off my pants and underwear and burrow myself in the warm, earthy sand as if I were an animal, hiding from the rumbling waves. I would take the rest of my clothes off and bury the rest of myself in the ever so stimulating sand and feel like I am one with the beach. I would then shake around ever so fast in the sand as it pushes off my body and I would wail in complete euphoria. As I scream in joy I would stuff my mouth with sand and choke on it as I feel even more pleasure. After burrowing out of my hole I would do crab-walks and scream out upwards to the returning stars as if there was nothing for me to care about. Cackle cackle cackle. I am a crab. I would then lie down on the beach and wiggle around in it and lie there, smelling the crisp, earthy air. After that, I would spot some nearby seagulls run and try to reach them with the wind flowing on my nipples, but they would fly away, and when I watch them, I know they will never feel as free as I do.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:14 AM
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:24 AM
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:25 AM
Edited by EonLight, 13 May 2012 - 09:28 AM.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:26 AM
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:38 AM
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:38 AM
#11
Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:40 AM
Ahh... the meme Ratty started, why is everything ratty makes amazing?
#12
Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:43 AM
#13
Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:45 AM
It was rhetorical.Do you really need to ask, Blazer..?
#14
Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:22 AM
#15
Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:23 AM

I can only accept credit for helping make it famous.Ahh... the meme Ratty started, why is everything ratty makes amazing?
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:48 AM
#17
Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:52 AM
You should have seen Sweetie Bots intro.I like how popular this topic is... Yet it's an Introduction topic.
*snip*
#18
Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:55 AM
You should have seen Sweetie Bots intro.
Sweetie_Bot had an intro?!
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 11:00 AM
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 12:27 AM
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