This fanfic is about an imaginary man not about me
When I was a little kid I used to dream about going to the magical land of Equestria. As I turned older that dream faded away. I joined the military first as an soldier but the high rank people found out that I was to smart and I got promoted to weapons designer. They asked me to design firearms for target practice and so I started designing guns. After a year I knew everything about firearms.
Once, when I was watching television, I saw my guns and saw how people were murdered by my creations. I was mad. I went to my boss and said ‘I quit,. He didn’t ask why he understood that I saw my guns. At that moment when I was walking home I thought about that dream of going to Equestria and immediately I wanted to go there. I wanted to escape the cruelty of mankind. So I started doing tests and making portals. First I tried small teleporting an bottle to the other side of the room. And so on I went making bigger and bigger portals until the time has came. My portal was finished. I taped my video camera to an stick and pushed into the portal. It worked. I couldn’t believe it. It actually was Equestria. I started packing stuff. My sun panel charger for my phone and other devices and of course food and water. I was one step away from Equestria. Would I dare? But I asked myself too late I was in Equestria already.
In the distance I saw a little town. I hoped Ponyville. I started walking to it there was no way back so ‘why not?, I thought. When I entered the town, witch indeed was Ponyville, I noticed something strange. All the ponies were as scared to me as they were to Zecora. But it started to rain, and of course on me. I looked up and saw an angry Rainbow Dash sitting on a dark cloud following me. Later , Rainbow still following me, I saw Pinkie Pie laughing. Not just laughing, but laughing at me. Then suddenly an sweet voice called me it was
Twilight Sparkle, she was wondering why everypony was so scared of me and so mean to me. She asked me “what are you?”. I answered “I’m an human I come from another dimension.” “wow impressive” Twilight answered “you look so weirs what’s wrong with your fur?” I started smiling “this is not fur these are my clothes” “clothes? like we sometimes wear clothes made be Rarity” “yes, but I always wear them” “why” asked Twilight “because else…” I couldn’t finish my sentence when Applejack rammed trough the door warning Twilight. “STOP! Don’t you touch our friend Twilight!” she shouted at me. The rest of the ponies entered the library. All five were angry at me except Twilight witch was confused. She started to calm down the crowd of these five angry ponies.
After me explaining myself how I got here and my clothes, there was only one question left “why” I started telling about my weapons an the cruelty of mankind and again before I could finish Applejack told me that that the exact reason was why they were so angry at me: they’ve met another human. How he got here was and is an mystery. “The only thing we know is that he is an cruel person” said Fluttershy with her cute voice. “he’s an real bully” Rarity said. “Yeah, he’s planning to attack us, to kill us!” Rainbow yelled “why did I never heard of him?” Twilight asked. Then Twilight spoke with her sweet voice again “where are my manners, my name is Twilight Sparkle” and immediately the other ponies started introducing their self “I'm Applejack” “Hi I'm Pinkie Pie” “My name is Rarity” “Rainbow Dash” “I'm …Fluttershy” they all said. I knew I had to introduce myself so I told them my name Jack. Immediately I said “if I can help any of you I would love to, at least for some bits. Since I don’t have any money.” First Applejack asked me to help carrying baskets with apples to the barn. Pinkie asked me to help her bake cupcakes in change for some. “Okay then, that’s settled, now I only need a place to stay for…” “you can stay here!” Twilight said exited. “okay” I said.
It was getting late. After Twilight and me talking the entire evening about each other, earth, Equestria and all kinds of stuff we called it a night and got some sleep me sleeping on the couch and she in her bedroom upstairs.
The next morning I went to Applejack to help her carrying those apples. I really was lucky to have my hands I would have earned less if I wouldn’t have them. At the end of the day I earned 30 bits I didn’t know or that was much but I was very lucky and Twilight cooked for me so I had more money left. We ate an delicious salad and again we talked about all sorts of things. That night I again slept on the couch. Until Twilight woke me we had to pick up Spike at princess Celestia in Canterlot. I told Twilight that I wasn’t ready to meet the princess yet. And very disappointed Twilight went away and I went to Applejack to work again.
After a month of hard working at Sweet Apple Acres I earned a lot of money and asked Rarity to make some new clothes for me. It was weird but I was sure she could do it. One morning it was an dark and cloudy day. I went to SAA I saw someone not somepony, someone. It was the other human with an knife in his hand. He walked towards me ready to stab me. But he didn’t instead he asked me to join him and of course I said “NO” he punched me and so we started a fight. Most ponies came to take a look how it was going. When everypony in town was there he stabbed me in my chest. I pulled the knife out of my chest and stabbed him with it. I hit his neck. Dead. He was dead. Immediately I thought of the ponies would they still like me. I knew they hated him but I killed him wouldn’t they hate me too now? After asking myself that question I collapsed. I was unconscious. After I woke up, still feeling a bit weird, I noticed that I was in a cart pulled by AJ. Twilight was walking next to me. After she saw me still living she was happier then ever before. She jumped on the cart and gave me a hug “I thought you would be dead” she said “me too Twi” I answered “me too” and I collapsed again. After I woke up a second time I was back in Twilights library. I had bandages around my chest. Twilight said the doctor said I had to rest. So no more working at SAA soon. “Applejack will bring you food” Twilight said. “and I think its time for you to write to princess Celestia” so she gave me a quill and paper and I started writing.
Dear princess Celestia
A month ago I ended up here in Equestria, ponies were not so nice to me at first but your faithful student Twilight Sparkle gave me the chance to show everypony how good I really was. I hope you will let me stay here because I don’t want to go back home.
The friend of your faithful student Twilight Sparkle, Jack.
And so on Twilight called Spike to send it. “good thing I don’t have to write for him” he said.
Almost immediately I received an letter back saying that I could stay.
When I was at Twilights home sitting or lying on the couch talking with Twilight and her friends. When I was able to walk I did and walked trough Ponyville.
Rarity couldn’t see me with an ripped apart shirt so she made me an new one for free. Of course she hadn’t any models of humans so I had to model. A few hours later with my new beautiful shirt I walked back to Twilights home. And so on. Every day the same until they needed me one day. Well, actually my hands but that’s still me I had to climb the roof of AJ’s barn. Rainbow crashed there and couldn’t fly anymore and since I was the only one with hands I had to climb. And everyday anypony had some job for me to do.
if you like it tell me please THIS STILL IS AN WORK IN PROGRESS
oh yeah english is NOT my first language its dutch
Edited by Unicorn_Noob, 16 January 2012 - 04:28 PM.



