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#1 Prince Polaris

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 07:13 PM

This is actually a serious thread I made here!

 

I'll go ahead and start with something I did in middle school:

One time in middle school, I skipped out on gym class because I hated it and the teacher hated me. I just sat in the bathroom and read Eragon for a while, I was a genius, right?  I thought I was smart, I went happily on  to the next class.  But, the other gym teacher showed up, and took me out to find out why I hadn't been to gym.  Did I tell him that I had read a book in his class because I hated it?  Nope!  Did I tell him that him and the other teacher were the reason I was so depressed back then?  No!  I decided to be an IDIOT and I told not only my gym teacher, but the vice Principal and the normal principal that I had MISSED THE TOILET AND POOPED ALL OVER THE FLOOR, and when they said they were gonna go check on it I told them that I had spent the entire period cleaning it up.  It took me a few years to realize it, but they let me off, probably because they felt sorry for the idiot who made a story up about not knowing how to use a toilet.

 

 

I have a lot of stories of my past idiocy, and also take a nice long look at any thread I made in the year 2013, those are certainly cringeworthy.

 

Anyways, Post some of your own mistakes from years past!  It's nice to get a laugh out of your past self, isn't it?



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Posted 13 March 2015 - 08:02 PM

i thought someone on my skype was female and.........yeah it got akward



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Posted 13 March 2015 - 08:04 PM

i thought someone on my skype was female and.........yeah it got akward

 

not good enough.

 

 

you have failed.



#4 Night_Breeze

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 09:07 PM

I'm taking the fifth

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 09:13 PM

ok this was when I was four or five. so you remember your first stuff animal. anyways so I told my mom I wanted to take Leaf to school and here's the funny part she said no but I took it hide it behind the bushes and  at that time I didn't know that they pick students to put the flag down after the morning announcements and they found him in the bushes and took it to Mr. hefinners office and he know it was me that did it. so I check where he was and I thought someone took leaf and thrown him away but when I got home mom said where's leaf and I told her that it was at school but I lost it. then, the most trolley thing happen. mom goes into the other room and got leaf out and when she did Mr. hefinners called and said that Brian has left his teddy bear and hide behind a bush again. he also had a sticker on him that said I've been good today and I took it off and said no you haven't.



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Posted 13 March 2015 - 10:07 PM

I had to read that twice before I understood it...

 

 

 

Also when I was in elementary school I left my GBA on a claw machine at WalMart, never saw it again.  I lost my completed warioware cart ;-;



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Posted 13 March 2015 - 10:33 PM

I met Polaris.



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Posted 13 March 2015 - 10:47 PM

Every post I have ever made on this site.
And everything I have ever said in real life.



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Posted 13 March 2015 - 11:01 PM

befriend squint cus she got a real boyfreind she too cool for me now

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#10 hxfthxft

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 11:02 PM

befriend squint cus she got a real boyfreind she too cool for me now

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Edited by hxfthxft, 13 March 2015 - 11:02 PM.


#11 Squint

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 11:17 PM

4rm will always be friendzone

 

 

probably the dumbest thing i've ever done is break up with my current boyfriend, i think the only reason was because he smelled funny and not even bad funny for some reason he smelled of laundry detergent which is actually a very nice smell, so probably the main reason was that i was 13/14 and dumb as heck



#12 RubyCain

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Posted 13 March 2015 - 11:24 PM

I used to roleplay and think I was good at it



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Posted 13 March 2015 - 11:36 PM

i made a shitty oc that was afraid of Alfredo sauce and rp'd with it once

 

(No but seriously, there is no other embarrassing moment for me. My whole life is an embarrassment.)



#14 Prince Polaris

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:04 AM

Hue, well I have plenty times to tell ye about.

 

 

One time in 2nd grade, the teachers found me singing at the top of my lungs on the bathroom windowsill, which was pretty high up..  I never did figure out why..



#15 The Midnight

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:12 AM

 i dont need to say anything and you know that Polaris



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:27 AM

 i dont need to say anything and you know that Polaris

 

I can think of one for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:32 AM

DO NOT



#18 The Midnight

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:37 AM

I can think of one for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

speak it



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:38 AM

DO NOT

 

speak it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#20 The Midnight

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:43 AM

DO SPEAK IT



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:49 AM

MIDNIGHT, DON'T! THIS IS A PG-13 SERVER!



#22 The Midnight

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:52 AM

MIDNIGHT, DON'T! THIS IS A PG-13 SERVER!

I DONT EVEN PLAY ON THE SERVER ANYMORE

i do go around the forums around once or twice a day though



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:56 AM

Oh great. This turned into one of those stupid threads made by personal friends which no one will probably understand.



#24 The Midnight

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 12:59 AM

Oh great. This turned into one of those stupid threads made by personal friends which no one will probably understand.

meh



#25 Prince Polaris

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 01:00 AM

You two broke my thread



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 01:03 AM

Blame yourself.



#27 Prince Polaris

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 01:18 AM

I'm getting the feeling that nobody else did stupid things as kids....   I mean, I pooped on the floor one time and picked it up and hid it behind a cabinet ffs



#28 Clover

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 01:35 AM

one time i was stupid x100000000000000000



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 01:49 AM

I thought this would be a successful thread....    ;-;



#30 Clover

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 01:50 AM

try again 



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 02:00 AM

When I was six, I took a shit on the sidewalk while no one was looking.



#32 Prince Polaris

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 02:07 AM

At least this isn't as bad as my old threads...  eugh



#33 The Midnight

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 02:09 AM

Polaris, just sit at a desk with a notebook and write down ideas for a thread, ask some people, narrow it down to 1  idea, and use it



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 03:23 AM

no



#35 Spotsy

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 03:35 AM

Well... this is from a couple weeks ago. In Study hall, they let those in choir or band go into these little back rooms and practice. The choir kids got the room with the one of many pianos our school spends so much on. One of my friends plays the piano and she tried to figure out a thing from there and she started flailing her arms in the air and i said, "Dude, chill out don't have an [blank]" I was an idiot and did not realize that it was a terrible word. For the next ten minutes, i was on the floor crying and laughing while saying, "IM SORRY PLZ I TAKE IT BACK" while my other two friends are splayed across the piano keys laughing their heads off too.

 

They continue to reference this moment ever since.


Edited by Spottedberry, 14 March 2015 - 03:36 AM.


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Posted 14 March 2015 - 03:38 AM

Don't have a what now tell me please k friend

 

 

 

[blank]

 

Tell me.



#37 Spotsy

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 03:40 AM

Don't have a what now tell me please k friend

 

 

 

 

Tell me.

its nsfw. but ill give you the vowels. o a i



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 03:54 AM

In 3rd grade, our school had one of those long tube slides. Well one day i decided to be a jerk and stopped halfway down the slide (The slide was spiraled so nobody knew i was there). Well, about five other kids decided to slide down together. Originally, my idea was to get us stuck before letting us all slide back down in one lump. However, we got so stuck together, we couldnt move. The teachers had to call the fire department, whom took apart the slide and had to pry us out. After that, the slide was replaced with a standard spiral slide without the top on. 



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 04:15 AM

Oh wow, well one time at the Mall I was determined to see what ketchup smelled like.   And yes, you guessed it, I snorted a lot of ketchup up my nose.   My Family told me not to, too....



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 04:47 PM

I mooned someone in kindergarten.



#41 Npaws

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 05:43 PM

Last year my crush found out I liked her and out of the blue told me she found out over text. I proceeded to be kinda a dick asking who told her or how she found out, the next day during first period (she sat right behind me) she said hi to me and I was so embarrassed that I pretended I didn't hear her. A year later, we're good friends and I'm not awkward around most girls anymore so yay

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 05:48 PM

One time I was caught staring down a girl's shirt in 5th grade..



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 05:52 PM

I shit my pants in 2nd grade.



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:06 PM

Hue, who doesn't?

 

 

Also, one time in middle school I put liquid soap all over myself down there, and left it like that for a day or so. that did Not end well.



#45 Spotsy

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:37 PM

When I was in second grade, you were allowed to bring toys like stuffed animals and toy cars to school and play with them outside at recess. One day, I brought two of my favorite webkinz. Some guy i used to be good friends with took them and ran away and as i was walking down the stairs, I was talking to another guy as I was trying to explain what he did. This was around Christmas, too. And these were concrete stairs. I tripped over my feet and fell down the concrete stairs. The other guy friend came back and tried to stop me from falling but he ended up accidentally shoving me downwards more. I have a giant scar under my eye that looked like I got mauled by some sort of cat. The guy tried to stop the bleeding by PRESSING THE STUFFED ANIMALS ON MY FACE.  The rest of that half of my face bled and turned into one big scab. I walked to the nurse's office with a friend of mine and there were two kindergarteners in there. They looked at my face and cried because they thought i was a demon. Of course, not to get too graphic, but there was some blood going down my face and on my clothes at this point. Later, at a Christmas dinner, everybody was afraid to get near me. Even the adults. They were like, "Erm... Hi.. [name[... How you doin'..?"


Edited by Spottedberry, 14 March 2015 - 06:38 PM.


#46 Prince Polaris

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:59 PM

that sounds like a lot of fun



#47 Spotsy

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:47 PM

that sounds like a lot of fun

Yeah. It really was. The bloodstains from when the guy put those webkinz on my face are still there to this day.



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 08:51 PM

bloodstains can be washed off...  you mean scars?



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 08:56 PM

Poor Webkinz... I loved Webkinz



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 09:05 PM

bloodstains can be washed off...  you mean scars?

 

Not all the blood was washed off, theres still clumps of faded red in some places.



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 10:21 PM

I bet those are scars then, unless you never shower or something...



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 10:41 PM

I bet those are scars then, unless you never shower or something...

on the stuffed animals. not me. :I

stuffed animals cant get scars you nub


Edited by Spottedberry, 14 March 2015 - 10:41 PM.


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Posted 14 March 2015 - 10:51 PM

Last year my crush found out I liked her and out of the blue told me she found out over text. I proceeded to be kinda a dick asking who told her or how she found out, the next day during first period (she sat right behind me) she said hi to me and I was so embarrassed that I pretended I didn't hear her. A year later, we're good friends and I'm not awkward around most girls anymore so yay

good that that turned out, you're still 13 though



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Posted 14 March 2015 - 11:29 PM

I found  a post about a made-up drug that appears to make minecrafters join the herd.

 

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 03:01 AM

i was 14 when this happened, i was getting me some pudding at like, 2am (thats usual time for me to eat)

i wanted to have whipped cream with the pudding, so when i grabbed it, it wouldnt go out of the tin can (not sure how its packed in other places)

i didnt realize that thing worked with pressure, so after i few good throws at the floor, i decided try again, however, i was aiming at my face to see if it did anything at all

the entire upper 25% of the thing just ripped apart, and the whipped cream exploded right in my face... i had some explaining to do when my dad came downstairs to see what had happened...

 

-first thing i said to my dad: ''im an albino''

-i showered straight after explaining to my dad

-the smell of whipped cream remained for the rest of the weekend

-my face was sticky for the entire weekend+upcomming week

 

this is one reason why i wouldnt mind having glasses, it was quite painfull (the pressure in the tin can was rather high)



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Posted 15 March 2015 - 03:49 AM

i was 14 when this happened, i was getting me some pudding at like, 2am (thats usual time for me to eat)

i wanted to have whipped cream with the pudding, so when i grabbed it, it wouldnt go out of the tin can (not sure how its packed in other places)

i didnt realize that thing worked with pressure, so after i few good throws at the floor, i decided try again, however, i was aiming at my face to see if it did anything at all

the entire upper 25% of the thing just ripped apart, and the whipped cream exploded right in my face... i had some explaining to do when my dad came downstairs to see what had happened...

 

-first thing i said to my dad: ''im an albino''

-i showered straight after explaining to my dad

-the smell of whipped cream remained for the rest of the weekend

-my face was sticky for the entire weekend+upcomming week

 

this is one reason why i wouldnt mind having glasses, it was quite painfull (the pressure in the tin can was rather high)

 

What if you had worn glasses and the pressure shattered the glass and made you blind?



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Posted 15 March 2015 - 04:08 AM

Oh dear



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Posted 15 March 2015 - 03:38 PM

What if you had worn glasses and the pressure shattered the glass and made you blind?

 

i doubt that wouldve happened, glass isnt THAT weak, i dropped my dad's glasses off the staircase once (5 meter drop)

not a single scratch

(the pain was more for the fact i had my eyes open and whipped cream got into my eyes)


Edited by kilianke, 15 March 2015 - 03:39 PM.


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Posted 15 March 2015 - 07:44 PM

Well a few things

1.Punch my friend in the face on accident

2.Miss typed kidding to kissing so it was: "I was just kissing with you!"

3. Dance and knock over a chair

4. randomly collapse during P.E. (I guess my leg fell asleep)

5. My friend made milk fly over our whole class during lunch getting white milk in our hair.



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Posted 15 March 2015 - 08:53 PM

This thread is priceless xD

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 08:59 PM

Once, in choir last year, me and some friends were singing "Titanium" and I was linked to the Octavia parody by someone in my class and I thought it was the actual thing. I blurted out along with them, "I AM OCTAVIA!!!" and they just all looked at me with pity in their eyes.



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Posted 15 March 2015 - 10:11 PM

Once, in choir last year, me and some friends were singing "Titanium" and I was linked to the Octavia parody by someone in my class and I thought it was the actual thing. I blurted out along with them, "I AM OCTAVIA!!!" and they just all looked at me with pity in their eyes.

ha... ha, ha ha.. HAHAHA

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 10:28 PM

True True

 

This thread is priceless xD



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Posted 16 March 2015 - 01:22 AM

What have I done


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Posted 16 March 2015 - 02:14 PM

Another thing: I was talking on a Rebornica stream and Rebs actually read it and criticized it. It was a mix of excitement and plain embarrassing. (It was pretty bad so I ain't gonna lie)

 

Also, I got timed out today because I made a offensive joke without trying and it was embarrassing because I usually don't break the rules and he announced it and everything to the whole crowd of viewers. Now, I wanna make another account and act like it never happened #NewAccountOnTwitch;~;



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Posted 16 March 2015 - 02:30 PM

When I was in middle school I crawled all over the bathroom naked because I was a disturbing kinky little weirdo who somehow didn't get caught and carted off to a mental hospital.


Umm no...just no, some shit shouldn't be posted on here, this is one of them, don't remember we're pg-13 polaris...

Edited by Captain Char, 16 March 2015 - 02:31 PM.


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Posted 16 March 2015 - 03:52 PM

When I was in middle school I crawled all over the bathroom naked because I was a disturbing kinky little weirdo who somehow didn't get caught and carted off to a mental hospital.

._. Yeah this is bullshit

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 04:50 PM

what have I done



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Posted 16 March 2015 - 04:53 PM

I remember riding my bike, going down a hill and hitting a peice of old railwya track in the ground, couldn't see it, so I flew over the handlebars after I got up I just laughed

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:21 PM

I was once hanging out with my girlfriend and a couple of friends. When one of them made a joke, I don't remember about what exactly but I decided to punch him, but not to actually harm the guy but just to hurt him so he would stop. Well when I lifted my arm to punch him, I hit my elbow straight into my girlfriends nose and it started bleed afterwards... I guess that was embarasing

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:24 PM

One time I went to jump onto the back porch, but of course the wood was wet and slippery, so not only did I fall down, but I did a split, and then fell down.  My mom came into the kitchen to find me giggling on the ground on my back, with the dog at the door waiting to get in.



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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:29 PM

Ever called your girlfriend/boyfriend by the wrong name? I may have done so.

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:29 PM

Ever called your girlfriend/boyfriend by the wrong name?


Once during sex which ended the relationship

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:40 PM

Once during sex which ended the relationship

 

Your left or right hand?



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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:46 PM

Your left or right hand?


HA aren't you a joker

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:48 PM

HA aren't you a joker

You see this guys. This is a man who knows how to take a joke. Learn from him



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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:49 PM

calling your friend mom, tude?

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 09:36 PM

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 12:14 AM

Once i was drawing sketches of an Umbreon head, and a person came around and asked me what i was doing. i said by total accident, "Skinning a head" and they looked at me with sheer horror.


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Posted 17 March 2015 - 04:15 AM

Once during sex which ended the relationship

aren't you like 19

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 05:29 AM

aren't you like 19

Aren't you like 14



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Posted 17 March 2015 - 09:25 AM

15, thx babe


This one time in 4th grade I "dated" this one girl who I eventually dumped because I thought she didn't even LIKE like me that much. 2 years later in sixth grade me and her are in the same social studies class and someone asks her about that, she blurts out "No I just felt bad for him!" And the whole room got quiet and everyone was staring at me.

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 09:44 AM

Typos
Many inconvenient typos that became really naughty with the change of one letter.

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 09:51 AM

aren't you like 19


Different cultures I suppose, it is quiet normal to lose virginity here before your 18th birthday Here.

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 11:32 AM

It's quite normal to lose your virginity at 15/16 here.

anyways, at Kindergarthen I was eating glue and then the teacher walked in as I was raising the glue so it could drop to my mouth.

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 12:26 PM

Typos
Many inconvenient typos that became really naughty with the change of one letter.

 

Give me a sex and I'll think of one



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Posted 17 March 2015 - 12:30 PM

Give me a sex and I'll think of one


that's tom's

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 02:44 PM

shhhhh

 

 

I....  can't remember any of the good ones I did



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Posted 17 March 2015 - 02:53 PM

Wrenched open the car door, sat down, buckled my seatbelt...

Then realized the person next to me wasn't the one supposed to fetch me home, but was just some random guy who had the same colored car.

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 03:03 PM

hearts warming eve 2013, I kissed Shichu, thinking it was a girl, found out later it was a boy...

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 04:27 PM

"I'm raping as tom" -52775

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Posted 17 March 2015 - 05:02 PM

I once had the desire to take a shit one night at my workplace. So I left the kitchen and went into the crew room where some colleagues were on their breaks. On the other side of the room were the toilets. I enter the male toilet cubicle (naturally), and proceeded then to relieve myself by having a big old crap. When I was done, I reached back to get some toilet roll but, to my utter dismay, there was none in the dispenser. I realized there was only on thing for it, I would have to shuffle on over to the female toilet cubicle where there was bound to be some bog roll. So I hitched up my trousers, although not too high because I wanted to avoid leaving skidmarks, and began my journey from the men's toilet to the women's.

I got as far as opening the door and shuffling into the crew room when I remembered that I was not alone, three sets of eyes turned to face me, three mouths dropped open in surprise. I realize that, by this point in my journey, I must have been quite red in the face, however it was better than the alternative brown in the boxers. I pointed to the male toilets behind me and said "no loo paper."

I then gesticulated towards the female toilets and shuffled away, turning a deep shade of purple.

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Posted 23 March 2015 - 07:08 PM

I tend to get embarrassed about a lot of stuff I have done in the past which I didnt find embarrassing at the time and which most people probably dont even remember.

Many a sleepless night has been had because of this...

Hindsight is a bitch



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Posted 23 March 2015 - 09:00 PM

In our school, we have this thing called "Lunch Ball" where when lunch was half over they would open up the gym and those who want to go and play could. My friends and I used to go to that and sit at the top of the bleachers and talk the whole time. They know how much I hate love so when they brought up the subject they looked at me and sent two girls to go ask out this guy that acts/looks alot like me. After they left, the one remaining told me what they were doing and I was holding her by the throat. Not to the point where I was choking her, but i was just holding her throat in a, "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU JERK" manner. They come back and one looks happy while the other is staring at me like, "Why on Earth did we just do that." The one in front said, "Oh my freaking god he said yes."

 

I jumped up and slapped her so hard it made her stumble. She tried to grab onto the girl behind her to keep herself upright, but ended up dragging them both down.

So yeah that hapepned.



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Posted 24 March 2015 - 05:07 AM

In our school, we have this thing called "Lunch Ball" where when lunch was half over they would open up the gym and those who want to go and play could. My friends and I used to go to that and sit at the top of the bleachers and talk the whole time. They know how much I hate love so when they brought up the subject they looked at me and sent two girls to go ask out this guy that acts/looks alot like me. After they left, the one remaining told me what they were doing and I was holding her by the throat. Not to the point where I was choking her, but i was just holding her throat in a, "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU JERK" manner. They come back and one looks happy while the other is staring at me like, "Why on Earth did we just do that." The one in front said, "Oh my freaking god he said yes."

 

I jumped up and slapped her so hard it made her stumble. She tried to grab onto the girl behind her to keep herself upright, but ended up dragging them both down.

So yeah that hapepned.

 

that's 

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Posted 24 March 2015 - 12:05 PM

Why do you hate men so much derpy

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Posted 24 March 2015 - 01:37 PM

Why do you hate men so much derpy


npa went from ok person to rewlly wtf person

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Posted 24 March 2015 - 01:40 PM

Why do you hate men so much derpy

...reasons...



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Posted 24 March 2015 - 03:32 PM

npa went from ok person to rewlly wtf person

 

wait that's npa what the shrek happened



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Posted 24 March 2015 - 04:14 PM

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