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#1 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:00 AM

A game from another forum or something

 

This is simple: One asks for a wish (after corrupting the above person/pony/changeling's), and the next user grants a horribly corrupted version of it!

Example:

 

"Silent_Archer: I wish for a Changeling!"

"Exampleuser01: Granted, but the changeling is somewhat sickened, and can't eat love so well. *B/R* I wish for a pony!"

 

Example 2.0:

 

"ZwZ: I wish to go on an Engi cruiser!"

"ZiZ: Granted, but the Engi cruiser happens to be run by Pirates, and you're stuck as a slave 'till someone buys you."

(And no, I totally did not reference Vector Thrust :P)

(And please don't ask about Vector Thrust)

(AND NO, I DID NOT FORGET TO GIVE ZiZ A WISH FOR IT TO ASK, STAHP ASKING ME THESE THINGS)

 

You might have a nice grasp over the concept of this now..

 

Anyway, staht~

 

I wish to be in Equestria!


Edited by Silent_Archer, 04 July 2013 - 04:02 AM.


#2 Coloratura

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:04 AM

You arrive in Equestria... But you retain your human form and everypony is terrified and nopony wants to be your friend.

 

I wish people would be more logical about what they did...



#3 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:06 AM

Granted, but they're so logical that people get confused.. and the don't understand anything that is barely not-logical. In other words, introducing something new is hopeless, and living in space will never be achieved.

 

I wish to be a Changeling!



#4 scifidude47

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:07 AM

You become an emotionless, zombie-like form of your former self.

 

I WISH TO BE A BAGEL



#5 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:08 AM

Granted, though you are stored in a fridge and never eaten. You soon rot, feeling ill at all times.

 

I wish to be an Emotional Changeling! (Clearly not the same thing I just wished for :P)



#6 Coloratura

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:08 AM

Granted, but you arrive during the Canterlot invasion and the Mane 6 drive you out.

 

I wish, I wish upon this rhyme to go back home until next time.


Edited by KujohTroopa, 04 July 2013 - 04:09 AM.


#7 Brü

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:08 AM

(Ninja'd!)

 

You go back home. But so do all the dragons and they cause havoc and kill everybody.]

 

I wish I had a million dollars.


Edited by BruSof, 04 July 2013 - 04:09 AM.


#8 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:10 AM

Granted, but the million dollars are only usable on Lunar products..

 

I wish that we had given time to space our corruptions-of-wishes, so that they didn't have to edit their posts like me..


Edited by Silent_Archer, 04 July 2013 - 04:11 AM.


#9 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:14 AM

The time is incredibly distant, taking several eras for new wishes

 

I wish for a car.



#10 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:15 AM

Granted, but the car is a damaged VW Bug from the 50's, and can only move at 20KM/H.

 

I wish for a Changeling! (And no, I am not constantly making Changeling questions, nope!~)


Edited by Silent_Archer, 04 July 2013 - 04:17 AM.


#11 Brü

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:16 AM

(Ninja'd AGAIN)

 

Wish granted.But the changeling is not as friendly as you are.

 

I wish I was president.


Edited by BruSof, 04 July 2013 - 04:17 AM.


#12 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:16 AM

yo you got super ninjad

 

you die in office

i wish to make an epic resource pack


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#13 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:19 AM

Granted, but Jeb soon decides that Resource Packs are insta-obsolete and that everyone would be nostalgic for Texture Packs. He reverts it to TexPacks in 1.7, and your resource pack isn't anything as awesome as it could be.

 

I wish for DigiBrony!



#14 scifidude47

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:21 AM

You find Digibrony and he accidentally spills acid all over your nice new trousers.

 

I WISH FOR QUEEN CHRYSALIS



#15 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:23 AM

Granted, but because it wasn't ME wishing for her, she decides to prison you in a coccoon and slowly suck approx. 1/4 your love everytime it returns to full. You remain stuck forever as what is pretty much a love generator, only fed when absolutely necessary.

 

I wish for Princess Celestia!



#16 scifidude47

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:26 AM

She turns out to be a zombie, and devours your delicious brains.

 

I WISH FOR A CRAFTING TABLE.



#17 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:27 AM

It's a 1x1 table, and all it does is craft things that fit in a 1x1 space.

 

I wish for sleeeep



#18 Brü

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:27 AM

Niiiiiinjaaaa'd!!!!11!!one!!1!!

 

Wish granted. Forever

 

I wish for a PS4


Edited by BruSof, 04 July 2013 - 04:28 AM.


#19 Coloratura

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:27 AM

It appearifys above you, squishing you under it's surprisingly immense weight.

 

I wish for a pony!


Edited by KujohTroopa, 04 July 2013 - 04:27 AM.


#20 scifidude47

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:28 AM

It's a terrible OC. Her name is Sparkle Puff Face and shes an alicorn that made everything when she was born.

 

I WISH FOR A FRIEND.



#21 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:29 AM

Granted, but the friend hates you secretly. He eventually breaks your bones.

 

I wish for a kitteh!~


Edited by Silent_Archer, 04 July 2013 - 04:30 AM.


#22 Brü

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:29 AM

Ninja'd x4!

 

Wish granted.giant-kitten.jpg

 

I wish for some cake.


Edited by BruSof, 04 July 2013 - 04:30 AM.


#23 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:31 AM

Granted, but the cake is a god-damned lie, thanks to GLaDOS.

 

I wish for another Changeling.


Edited by Silent_Archer, 04 July 2013 - 04:33 AM.


#24 scifidude47

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:31 AM

(SWEET CELESTIA I WANT TO TEAR SOMETHING'S THROAT OPEN I HATE JEFF THE KILLER.)

The CHANGELING is infected with Cordyceps. 

 

I wish for slenderman.


Edited by scifidude47, 04 July 2013 - 04:31 AM.


#25 petmarket24

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:31 AM

Granted and Slenderman kills you.

 

I wish for my forum RP to become popular.


Edited by petmarket24, 04 July 2013 - 04:34 AM.


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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:32 AM

Wish Granted.It is so popular that millions of people try to reach it. It crashes brohoof.com and stops the website and server forever.

 

I wish to be taller!


Edited by BruSof, 04 July 2013 - 04:33 AM.


#27 scifidude47

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:33 AM

Granted and Slenderman kills you.

 

I wish for my forum RP to become more popular.

It explodes in popularity, with you getting 1000 alicorn ocs sent in for acception everyday, and at least a dozen trolls an hour on the thread.

 

I want a house.



#28 petmarket24

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:36 AM

Wish Granted.It is so popular that millions of people try to reach it. It crashes brohoof.com and stops the website and server forever.

 

I wish to be taller!

 Granted you became as tall as the Taipei 101.

 

I wish to be content.


Edited by petmarket24, 04 July 2013 - 04:36 AM.


#29 Reverie

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:38 AM

It explodes in popularity, with you getting 1000 alicorn ocs sent in for acception everyday, and at least a dozen trolls an hour on the thread.

 

I want a house.

 

You get a house! It is in perfect condition!

...then debt, because you forgot to think about anything before the purchace.

 

 

I wish for a sandwitch



#30 petmarket24

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:38 AM

It explodes in popularity, with you getting 1000 alicorn ocs sent in for acception everyday, and at least a dozen trolls an hour on the thread.

 

I want a house.

 Granted. The house is as small as a mouse.



#31 Brü

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:39 AM

Too many people are getting Ninja'd!

 

fuck me and my retarded posts


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#32 Rhythmition

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:40 AM

Granted you are then dissected by scientists for research purposes.

 

I wish for a zero chamber.



#33 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:54 AM

The zero actually stands for zero density, you are crushed and die.

 

I wish for a penthouse.



#34 scifidude47

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 05:06 AM

You get one that is full of spiders.

 

I want some cloth.



#35 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 05:33 AM

The cloth is blown in the wind and gets stuck in your face, suffocating you.

 

I wish for one of deez

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#36 Brü

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 05:35 AM

Wish Granted. I gave you a toy Shelby Cobra (About 2 inches tall!).

 

I wish to be Admin of brohoof!


Edited by BruSof, 04 July 2013 - 05:36 AM.


#37 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:14 PM

Granted, but you can only Shock users.

I wish for an ME262!



#38 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 05:07 PM

Granted, but since I don't know what it is I assume you mean a me 262 years later. Enjoy your corpse.

 

I wish for my wishes to never be corrupted.



#39 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 05:11 PM

Granted, but you don't get to wish whatsoever anymore.

 

I wish for MSFlight to be better!



#40 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 05:37 PM

It's better, but only to those who dislike what you like what you like.

 

I wish to be able to eat as much as I want without getting heavier.



#41 Haxorizer145

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 05:39 PM

Granted. But now you get thinner and you look anorexic.

I WISH FOR THE DANGAN RONPA ANIME IN SPANISSSSSHH.

#42 Electifried

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 06:13 PM

Granted, but when you go to watch you fall and hit your head and forget how to speak Spanish.

 

I wish for a friendly changeling.



#43 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 06:18 PM

The changeling is too friendly to absorb love, thus he dies.

 

I wish for Initial D anime to reboot.



#44 SilverOtter

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 07:13 PM

It has been rebooted, but the actors are new and horrible, the art style is weak, and the plot-line has more holes than Swiss cheese!

 

I wish for greater art skills.



#45 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 07:17 PM

You can only draw horrifying grimdark fanart

 

I wish for a million dollars



#46 SilverOtter

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 07:23 PM

You can only draw horrifying grimdark fanart

 

[I'm already insane, what difference does that make?



#47 Coloratura

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 07:40 PM

The million dollars appearifys above your head in a large, heavy pile. You are trapped in a mountain of 1 dollar bills. Nobody finds you.

 

I wish to control fire!



#48 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 07:42 PM

You accidently burn down Equestria

 

I wish that the US government didn't make horrid decisions.



#49 Coloratura

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 07:52 PM

People see the glory of 'MURICA and flood in. Overpopulation causes several deadly things, such as disease and crime. America plummets into a state of depression and deprivation, never to be an international power again.

 

I wish to have a good wish.



#50 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 08:03 PM

The good wish lives too long and see's itself become a villain

 

I wish for a pony



#51 Darth Bogis

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 08:14 PM

Ok, but the pony is now merged with your face.

 

I wish for nothing.



#52 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 08:18 PM

The nothing is a singularity, destroyin the universe

 

I wish that people would have good OCs



#53 Electifried

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 10:08 PM

Everyone has good OC's but since everyone has good OC's, no OC seems good anymore.

 

 

I wish someone would make a video game with random endings and plot changes so it's different every time you play it.



#54 Anonymoose

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 10:42 PM

Granted, but it takes up too much space for anything in the universe to contain

I wish for 42

#55 Luna Lens

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 10:52 PM

Granted. Your brain burst into flames because of all the information.

 

I wish for Pootis.



#56 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 11:05 PM

He is no longer Pootis, the cuddley heavy, he is a rouge, slitting your throat.

 

I wish everyone had black alicorn with zed zebra stripes ocs.



#57 SilverOtter

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 11:52 PM

That wish is far too corrupted to.. nope, wait, THEY ARE NOW ALICORNS TOO! DAMN IT!

 

I wish for chocolate.


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#58 Electifried

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 12:09 AM

You get your chocolate, but you also get turned into a dog, so the chocolate is poison.

 

 

I wish for the minecraft beta 1.7.3 health/food system back.



#59 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 01:58 AM

Granted, but the movement speed for players is halved and the movement speed for mobs is 10X what it was before. And they all do 20 points of damage (fun fact: every heart is 2 damage points) on hit.

 

I wish for Queen Chrysalis.



#60 Electifried

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 03:48 AM

Granted, but she goes and kills Celestia and the sun never rises again, causing the world to freeze.

 

 

I wish for the world to thaw...



#61 Lieutenant Delta

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 03:51 AM

Granted! But now you are extremely skinny and ugly (I actually feel bad, that I eat a lot and dont gain much weight. But just remember that exercise is literately at your door step. All you do is throw on a pair of shoes, run as far as you can, then stop, then everyday try to go a little longer. Then you feel better about yourself. It also may be hard to believe, but nothing tastes as good as feeling skinny. #endlifelesson)

 

 

 

I wish...... I was a potato



#62 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 04:47 AM

Granted, but being a potato is a very boring life. You're only put out of your boredomery when the guy who bought you decides to turn you into Mashed Potato.

 

I wish for the Legendary thief Mantis who goes by the name KazaaakplethKilik.



#63 Electifried

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:19 AM

Granted, but he goes and steals all your cool things.

 

 

I wish I could do everything in no time at all.



#64 Starfflame

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 06:26 AM

You instantly die because you did everything (which includes death).

I wish I didn't have to read Shakespeare.

#65 Magicard101

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 06:45 AM

Congratulations You are no inside Hamlet with no way to go back to your normal life, as well as being destined to die by the end of the play :D.

 

I wish for a good book about astronomy.



#66 Coloratura

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 06:56 AM

You get a good book. You learn many things about the celestial bodies dotting the universe. You also learn to predict the future through them. You predict the worlds apocalypse to be the next day. Your prediction was right and everyone dies.

 

I wish to understand every aspect of Homestuck.



#67 Electifried

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 07:50 AM

You understand everything, but you become addicted and your life slowly falls apart.

 

 

I wish the world could be a perfect place.



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Posted 05 July 2013 - 08:46 AM

the world is perfect and becomes overpopulated bc there is no war and food becomes low and everyone dies from no food and room

i wish for ______



#69 Luna Lens

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 04:11 PM

Granted, but your ___ ran away and joined my name.

I wish for a portal gun.

#70 SilverOtter

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 04:13 PM

You can have your portal gun, but that means you're in the same universe as Half Life is in.

 

Have fun surviving that!

 

I wish for a better catch line.


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#71 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 04:16 PM

Granted, but everyone gets catchlines that are as good as yours, making none of the catchlines seem good.

 

I wish for Twilight Sparkle~ (Fun fact: I'm a Mantis pony. Don't deny.)



#72 Darth Bogis

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 04:28 PM

Granted, but Twilight becomes a cannibalistic alicorn monster and eats everyone. Ponies are now extinct, and Griffons/Dragons team up to rule Equestria.

 

I wish for you to wish that I wished that you wished your best friend's uncle's cousin's friend's mother's best friend wished that I never wished in the first place.



#73 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 04:38 PM

UHHH granted.. PARADOX

 

i wish to travel back to colonial times with magic and being invincible



#74 Coloratura

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 04:41 PM

Granted, but you realize that it wasn't the colonial times where people believed in magic. (Witchcraft is different from magic, according to those people.))

 

I wish for a decent Metroid game.



#75 SilverOtter

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 04:51 PM

Yes, you get a decent Metroid game, but you cannot buy it, as you do will not have $4,600,000,000,000 in your LIFE.

 

I wish for [Server error: Client packet has degenerated.]



#76 Coloratura

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 04:55 PM

Granted, but it breaks the laws of chemistry and regenerates.

 

I wish for more time to sleep.



#77 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:13 PM

Granted, you get 5 more minutes of sleep. Have fun!

 

I wish for a Boeing B-747-400!



#78 Npaws

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:16 PM

Granted, but it is in no condition to fly.

I wish for nothing.

#79 SilverOtter

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:16 PM

You get nothing, which sucks you into a singularity.

 

I wish for pizza.



#80 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:34 PM

Granted, but it's made by a Jet engine.

 

I wish for a caaaake.



#81 Populuxe

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:38 PM

Granted, but the cake is made out of someone's body.

I want an Xbox....

#82 Electifried

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:50 PM

You get a box with the letter X on it.

 

I wish the greymanes would stop being so derpy and go to brohoof.com/info.



#83 Harakhti

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:52 PM

They'll do it, only to not read shit and complain about nothing relevant being there at all.

Oh wait...that sort of happened already.



#84 SilverOtter

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:53 PM

They do, but now the server is so flooded that it lags horribly.

 

[I ignored you, Hara.]

 

I wish to know what this ring does.


Edited by SilverOtter, 05 July 2013 - 05:53 PM.


#85 Electifried

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 06:00 PM

You find that it does unspeakably horrible things that I cannot mention here. You have nightmares for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

I wish I was better at talking to people.



#86 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 06:17 PM

Granted, but other people stutter alot when talking to you.

Much like me, surprisingly

 

I wish for spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace



#87 StarDash

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 07:15 PM

u are in space without oxygen and die

 

i wish for what



#88 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 08:01 PM

Granted, but since it seems you wished for nothing, you get a black hole! Have fun with being sucked into a black hole.

 

I wish for Studio Liverpool to come back and make a new WipEout game!



#89 Electifried

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 01:53 AM

Granted, but everyone else stops making games.

 

 

I wish people would quit corrupting all my wishes >.<



#90 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 04:15 AM

Granted, but you have no wishes. Haha, you've been corrupted once more.

 

I wish for the world to have moar Kerbals



#91 AstralKnight

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 11:49 AM

Granted, but They over take the human race and enslave us all 

                                pony

 

 

 

 

I wish to never fill pain


Edited by GenericOC, 06 July 2013 - 11:50 AM.


#92 Wolfey201

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 03:00 PM

feel*

 

The wish is granted, but every time you are supposed to, a fairy dies. =C

 

I want to be friends with Tara Strong!



#93 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 07:40 PM

feel*

 

The wish is granted, but every time you are supposed to, a red fairy dies. =C

 

I want to be friends with Tara Strong!

Granted, but she doesn't care for what you say. In other words, an awkward roommate.

 

I wish I didn't have to edit this bloody post to make a wish.


Edited by Silent_Archer, 06 July 2013 - 07:41 PM.


#94 Wolfey201

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 07:43 PM

The wish is granted, but you have to listen to Justin Bieber for the rest of your life.

 

I wish that Legends of Equestria wasn't so laggy.



#95 StarDash

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 08:55 PM

granted but u can only play for 10 seconds a year
 

i wish for a shirt



#96 Wolfey201

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:17 PM

Granted, but it has Justin Bieber on it.

 

I wish I was friends with Twilight Sparkle.



#97 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:19 PM

Granted, but one day she decides to use you as a test subject. You're accidentally turned into a bat, with no known way to revert it. Eventually, Twi figures out how to reverse it, but she decides you being a bat is too cute to get rid of, so you're a bat forever!~ (Yes I am watching Hotel Transylvania, shaddup)

 

I wish that I was friends with Rainbow Dash.


Edited by Silent_Archer, 06 July 2013 - 09:20 PM.


#98 Wolfey201

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:22 PM

Granted, but you often have fights with her over who is fastest.

 

I wish that I had pony plushies.



#99 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:24 PM

Granted, but IMMATOONLINK goes to your house and causes absolute wathem.

 

I wish for TotalBiscuit!



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Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:25 PM

You do, but they are all Chucky spelled and try to kill you.




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