I seem to have picked up a strange symbol on my left hand hoof.

Anyone know what it- *Summons a bunch of rats* oh. that.
Posted 21 June 2013 - 03:10 PM
I seem to have picked up a strange symbol on my left hand hoof.

Anyone know what it- *Summons a bunch of rats* oh. that.
Posted 21 June 2013 - 03:12 PM
Can I have some screenshots of the new base?
I can't get on minecraft.
Posted 21 June 2013 - 05:19 PM
If by new base, you mean "work in progress", then I'm sure some agent will have the images presently.
Or I can get them, as soon as I finish packing up my room for an unexpected move.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 09:25 AM
wait, this thing is ALIVE?!?
Posted 22 June 2013 - 12:35 PM
It's more like I'm forcing it back from the grave.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 04:42 PM
I'm afraid you guys can no longer have my blow-everything-up ring (it was in one of the containment rooms of the previous base,) my father wants to get back to blasting apart RPG characters.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 04:48 PM
We should've used that ring on that goddamn lizard.
Anyway, it appears I've found something.
It's a lightswitch, that looks completely normal, but when a woman installed it and turned it on, a mysterious man wearing a baseball cap ran into her house and beat her to death with it, along with her son. He then turned the light off and disappeared.
It even turns the light in a room on and off if you take it somewhere.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:02 PM
We should've used that ring on that goddamn lizard.
Anyway, it appears I've found something.
It's a lightswitch, that looks completely normal, but when a woman installed it and turned it on, a mysterious man wearing a baseball cap ran into her house and beat her to death with it, along with her son. He then turned the light off and disappeared.
It even turns the light in a room on and off if you take it somewhere.
It only works in certain ways.
It's a sadistic wishing ring.
If you asked to blow up 683, you would go with it.
And the ring would land neatly on a pedestal.
Although 683 would ask what the ring does if it was placed on 683, which activates it's most destructive power:
It summons the Norse gods*, and they are not happy of all being here at once because of a mortal will.
And then everything within a mile will instantly, within a millisecond, vaporize in a nice light show.
And the ring will be on a marble pedestal.
And so, everybody not on site would be happy.
And would have a fireworks night to boot.
And my thought train has no brakes.
*or illusions of them, if you want to be an RPer.
And the damn thing has a mind. It thinks.
You guys can borrow it for that purpose. ![]()
Edited by Darkotter, 22 June 2013 - 05:04 PM.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:03 PM
How do you know any of this? >: ?
The ring was fake, wasn't it?
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:06 PM
How do you know any of this? >: ?
The ring was fake, wasn't it?
I know it because the ring told me itself.
I asked it why it blows stuff up.
And it spoke.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:09 PM
What if the ring was lying?
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:12 PM
Tested. I used a D class. I made it very clear to the ring for him to die. A robot arm gives it to the class D.
He asks what it does.
Nothing happens.
The ring was aware of great benefit I would gain from his death.
We have hit a wall here.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:14 PM
This sounds like bullshit, pics or it didn't happen.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:16 PM
I'm taking the damn ring. My father wants it back now.
I don't want my Pathfinder character to die from his wrath.
So, yeah, let's say it was fake so I can slip it out the door.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:18 PM
*yoink*
I must cast this ring into the fire frodo.
*tosses ring into fire*
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:22 PM
From a very long distance, Darkotter looks on to the volcano Blazer now stands.
A loud scream of rage flows down from it's slopes, anger whipping like a river!
As Darkotter opens his eyes, the Mountain is now gone.
From his reach on the plains, all he sees there now is Blazer, and a marble pedestal.
And the ring.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:24 PM
Fuck this shit
*takes ring and simply locks it away*
There we go. It's in the blue key forest now.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:26 PM
Wait, there was a forest there?
I just see smoldering earth.
Oh, wait.
I told you the ring has a mind.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:28 PM
You don't remember the blue key forest?
It's that place that can't be escaped.
Now the ring is trapped.
Forever.
At least until that demon gets it.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:32 PM
Well, now it just the Blue key smoldering plains.
Thanks to you.
The more you want for it to be trapped or destroyed, the more it will effect the area just to survive.
The ring just wants to grant wishes, damn it.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:38 PM
Well, it's not anywhere anymore.
Thanks blue key forest that is indestructible.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:42 PM
*Teleports in*
*Takes ring*
*'Ports out*
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:46 PM
Good thing you can't teleport to the blue key forest, simply because it is another universe.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:51 PM
I‘m the Singin‘ Salmon Spendin‘ All day jammin‘
Posted 22 June 2013 - 07:23 PM
And that's how the ring ended up in my hand anyways!
See you!
Posted 22 June 2013 - 07:24 PM
Good thing you can't teleport to the blue key forest, simply because it is another universe.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 07:30 PM
ended up in my hand anyways!
Edited by Darkotter, 22 June 2013 - 07:30 PM.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 07:31 PM
Gee willikers Batman, I wonder what that person over there is attempting to do?
It appears... he thinks he has a ring.
Oh, what a doilum eh batman?
Huehuehue
Huehuehue
Posted 22 June 2013 - 07:36 PM
You are stopped by a creature that has randomly appeared in your path.
It is a humanoid in full gladiator armor, wielding two warglaves.
He shouts in an unknown language and charges at you.
You are about to be killed by Matheo the war gladiator.
Darkotter has dissipated, in the meantime.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:28 PM
I don't know what's with the second person.

Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:31 PM
*catbug meowing sounds* Hello! How is the foundation doing? :3
Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:48 PM
You tell me, I'm in an entirely different universe entirely.
I'm surrounded by dragons...
Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:48 PM
Well how are you talking to me?
Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:50 PM
The damn ring. It blew a hole in spacetime.
And stole half a pint of my blood.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:50 PM
Well that's a goddamn shame isn't it.
*causes a scratch*
There we go.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:55 PM
[The Homestuck scratch is a reference to Pool. A scratch is sinking the cue ball. Your opponent then replaces the cue ball in a set area of the table.]
The ring just wished itself out to another universe. Without me.
And stole all the bones in my right arm!
Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:57 PM
I'd help, but I'm made of fire.
Also, some mutated cordyceps made itself into 682's brain.
Posted 23 June 2013 - 11:07 AM
I'll deal with this.
*attacks 682's brain*
Might take a few hours until he recovers...
Posted 23 June 2013 - 11:14 AM
Oh, some mushrooms are growing out of it's head.
It isn't moving.
Posted 26 June 2013 - 09:45 PM
Bloody wankers, stop messing with the Ring! We're going to have to move planets if you keep this up!
Also, we're in need of a redstone engineer to wire out the secret underground portion of our base (as soon as I get around to digging it out)
Posted 26 June 2013 - 10:14 PM
Bloody wankers, stop messing with the Ring! We're going to have to move planets if you keep this up!
Also, we're in need of a redstone engineer to wire out the secret underground portion of our base (as soon as I get around to digging it out)
The ring has been recovered by my father.
It is no longer within reach of meddling mortals like us.
Second, my brother is near-professional redstoner, but he does not go on this server. Kinda a shame.
Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:47 AM
Oh, some mushrooms are growing out of it's head.
It isn't moving.
Oh. uhhhh... Wasn't me?
*pulls out weed killer*
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