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#1 Squint

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:22 PM

Okay, so how this game works is you give the user below you some sort of item and they have to come up with a rather absurd way of killing you with that item.

e.g.
Robbie: Here Bobbie, have a chicken.
Bobbie: Thank you for the chicken. I stuff the orange and pink chicken down your throat, causing you to choke on how badly it can't fly and die.

Then Bobbie would give the user below him another item to play with.

Alright. Next poster, you get a big fluffy tree.

#2 Moonlight97

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:24 PM

Shove the leaves down your throat until you choke to death.

Next item a dime.

Edited by Moonlight97, 28 April 2012 - 10:24 PM.


#3 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:26 PM

Drops from the empire state building on your head.

Have a fish.

#4 1jedi96

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:28 PM

Slaps you to death with the fish.

Next person gets a tissue.

Edited by 1jedi96, 28 April 2012 - 10:28 PM.


#5 Seras Victoria

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:29 PM

Stuff Tissue down your Throat and you choke on it.

Next Person Gets A Kitten with Aids

#6 imnotparanoid

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:30 PM

I hold you down and use the kittens claws to cut at your wrist until they are open giving you aids, then I pull out your veins and whip you with them until you vomit, I use to vomit to suffocate you.

I give you dolan comic

Edited by imnotparanoid, 28 April 2012 - 10:30 PM.


#7 Seras Victoria

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:31 PM

Thats Pretty Grim. Anyway... I use The Comic To Bore You to death

You can a Banana

Edited by Captain Silversheild, 28 April 2012 - 10:33 PM.


#8 scifidude47

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:38 PM

I put A BANANA IN YOUR EAR.

next user gets a dystopian empire.

#9 Neon Streak

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:39 PM

i train them up and get them to dance on your face

next person gets a portal gun

#10 Spudsworth Starchington

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:40 PM

Drops you through a portal and makes you land into a pit of lava and leaves a Frisbee for the next pony

Edited by kajineko, 28 April 2012 - 10:46 PM.


#11 DrGuthrie

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:47 PM

Throws frisbee off a cliff then tells Kaj to fetch and he jumps off the cliff.

Next pony gets Fluttershy

#12 Spatt

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:48 PM

I throw the Frisbee so hard it goes around the world twice and you just happened to get in the way.

I give to the next poster... Two Marshmallows!

I got ninja'd but my reply was cooler so your post didn't count.

Edited by Spatt, 28 April 2012 - 10:48 PM.


#13 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:50 PM

I shove the marshmallows into your eyes and through your brain.

Heres a rubble band ball

#14 scifidude47

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:51 PM

I mesmerize you with it's intricacy, then hit you in the face with it, causing you to die of a panic attack.

I give the next user a beetle.

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:53 PM

I inject the beetles' pincers with venom similar to that found in a cobra. The beetle bites you, causing you to die a slow, agonizing death.
Next user gets air

#16 Spudsworth Starchington

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:53 PM

Throws frisbee off a cliff then tells Kaj to fetch and he jumps off the cliff.

Next pony gets Fluttershy

The sad thing is I would do that. sorry for getting in the way, *uses air to take away air*

Next item is a deck of cards

Edited by kajineko, 28 April 2012 - 10:56 PM.


#17 imnotparanoid

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:55 PM

Use each of the cards to make a different paper cut, then let you bleed to death.
then sell the cards as art, I am so grim lately.

next person gets a snake.

#18 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:56 PM

Uses each card to slice your neck open

Here's a couch


lol why were our killing methods so similar? oh well

Train's the snake to go into your body and bite the internal organs

Here's a couch.

Edited by CaptainSnowman, 28 April 2012 - 10:58 PM.


#19 Spatt

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:58 PM

The sad thing is I would do that. sorry for getting in the way, *uses air to take away air*

Next item is a deck of cards

((Because I like one upping people, I ignore everyone else because I want to answer this one.))

I use this trick.

You head explodes.

You get one atom of hydrogen.

#20 pUREsTORM

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:00 PM

Uses each card to slice your neck open

Here's a couch

lol why were our killing methods so similar? oh well

Train's the snake to go into your body and bite the internal organs

Here's a couch.

Two couches? Oh well....
I stuff you between the two couches and push the two couches(with you on the inside) off a really tall building. Don't expect a comfortable fall, given that the couches are full of springs.

Have a tissue.

EDIT: This thread is fail since people are posting to quickly to go in order.

#21 scifidude47

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:01 PM

I put the tissue in a jar of Bird-flu infected mucus, and tell you to get rid of it.

Next user gets a golden ring.

#22 Spatt

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:09 PM

I put the ring on you, it is too small and cuts off the circulation in you hand. You have to get your finger amputated and the doctors suck and cut more than one finger off, you die of blood loss.

A teddy bear!

#23 scifidude47

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:18 PM

I turn all of the fluff in the bear into a long wire, and use it to choke you.

You get a pair of fake vampire teeth.

#24 Spatt

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:24 PM

I coat them with sharp metal, then throw them at your face!

One atom of Fluoride.

#25 Moonlight97

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:25 PM

It hit your foot, and did nothing. You did trip and fall off a cliff though.

A jar of francium.

#26 scifidude47

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:27 PM

I break the jar, and slit your throat with a shard of glass.

I give you a tricycle.

#27 Moonlight97

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:28 PM

I grab the tricycle and throw it at your face. You get hit and stumble off a cliff.

#28 scifidude47

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:29 PM

what do we get? Well, since I technically get nothing, I do this to your house and kill you in the process:



another user pulls out a piece of candy from the wreckage.

#29 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:23 AM

I shove it into your ear and a bear that loves candy tears your face apart to get it.

A cotton swab

#30 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:25 AM

I put acid on the cotton swab then shove it into your ear do far it goes into your brain.

The entire planet of Jupiter.

#31 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:28 AM

I discard the planet as useless and punch you in the face.

I give you a hungry changeling.

#32 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:30 AM

I have it change into a whale and drop it on your head while you bite the curb


I give to you a key

#33 Magicard101

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:32 AM

i open a chest with the key inside it contains another key but the side of a claymore and i beat you up with it.

i give to you a orbital Hate cannon.

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:49 AM

I remove the cannon from orbit and makes it crash land on top of you.

I give an empty aluminum can.

#35 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:02 AM

I crush and tear it until it has a sharp point, and I stab you to death with it.

I give you a Styrofoam sword.

#36 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:03 AM

I use it to cut your head off. You are very fragile.

A grain of sand.

#37 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:09 AM

I Throw it at your eye, and you cry so hard you drown in tears.

I give you a cookie.

#38 S0NIC RAINB00M

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:11 AM

Lure some bears over.. Turns out its a honey cookie.. *le bears rip you to shreads :3

Next player gets a carrot

#39 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:13 AM



A cupcake

#40 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:18 AM

I politely ask pinkamena to bake you into it.

I give you a Hunger games.

#41 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:19 AM

Katpiss shoots you with a bow and arrow.

you get a library.

#42 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:20 AM

I put you in there with an insane Twilight. You can guess what happens next.

A non-lethal sponge that isn't lethal in any form.

#43 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:25 AM

An anvil drops on your head, on top of it is the sponge.

An internet.

#44 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:26 AM

I expose you to 4chan.

I give you a gas mask.

#45 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:26 AM

you saw a horrifying clip, and killed yourself because of it.

plugs up the filter holes so no air can get through.

a feather.

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#46 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:29 AM

It crushes you.

A bumble bee.

#47 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:30 AM

You are allergic to bee stings, so you dei.

A robot in disguise.

#48 Green Patch

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:30 AM

poke you then you explode
A cup.

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#49 Magicard101

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:34 AM

i fill the cup with poison and adds some beer to it,i then give you the cup , while i enjoy juice as i say ''cheers!'' you drink it and die.

player is given a sky island city.

#50 Green Patch

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:36 AM

You fall off the side.Cup noodle

#51 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:37 AM

slaps you with the noodles, and they hurt so hard you cry and jump off of a building.

A nerf gun.

#52 Magicard101

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:41 AM

I reassemble the nerf gun into a OP gun,use it on my pet cat, which turns into a lion, that eats you alive.

Two Atoms.

#53 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:41 AM

I beat you with them.

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#54 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:44 AM

I put in the tape from "the ring" and lock you in the room.

A sandvich.

#55 Magicard101

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:50 AM

I bribe a heavy,so that if he kills you he gets free sandvich, He accepts.

Amensia:the dark descent

#56 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:52 AM

I throw the game disk at you, it loges itself in your skull.


a paper swan.

#57 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:53 AM

I convert it to a paper raptor, which swiftly comes to life and kills you.

A worthless piece of bread.

#58 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:54 AM

I throw it at your face which attracts a lot of pigeons that peck you to death


a banjo

#59 Magicard101

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:55 AM

I hit your upside the head with it,breaking your neck instantly.

Fluttershy

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#60 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:56 AM

She Flutterrages and snaps your neck


some LSD

#61 Adios

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:57 AM

I give you the LSD then place you on top of a tall building.

A keyboard

#62 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:00 AM

I smash your skull in with the keyboard.

key from the broken keyboard.

#63 Magicard101

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:00 AM

I put the key on my keyboard which misses one key,and use it to programm a robot that kills you.

Me

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#64 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:01 AM

Me pushes you off a cliff


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#65 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:03 AM

I rip off the penguin's beak and use it to stab you to death.

kitten.

#66 Magicard101

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:04 AM

kitten claws your face out

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#67 scifidude47

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:04 AM

the admin bans you

hacker.

#68 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:04 AM

I hire the hacker to hack you to death with an ax

bubblewrap

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#69 Green Patch

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:06 AM

Puts you onsode one of the bubbles and pops you
Notch

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#70 Magicard101

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:06 AM

i inflate notch which in turn explodes ,hits patrick making him go 5000 mph hitting your upside the head snapping your neck instantly

:evil: - this thing

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#71 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:07 AM

I force it to cook you in hell

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#72 1jedi96

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:16 AM

I destroy its command bridge causing it to plummet right into you

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#73 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:20 AM

He kills you with his beard.

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#74 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:22 AM

I throw you into it and you drown in it.

a paper ball.

#75 Euqinorev

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:45 AM

I unwrap the paper ball and give you a big paper cut, which makes you bleed to death.

Confetti

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:00 AM

When you attempt to Con Fetti david you kills you brutally

A LICNEP

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:22 AM

I stop using the eraser of your backwards pencil and stab you with the sharp point in the eye.

A plastic spoon and a bag of ramen.

#78 S0NIC RAINB00M

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 06:15 AM

Cook the ramen, fling it into your eye using the spoon, and you are blinded and begin to stagger backwards. Who put that pit of acid and lava behind you? Why are there so many wasps flying around the pit. You'll find out soon.

Air

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 06:19 AM

I remove it, suffocating you.

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#80 Squint

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:11 AM

I plug the led bulb into you eye, then plug your other eye into the nearest power socket.

An mmmmbanana

#81 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:13 AM

I poke you with it; you are alergic to bananas.

A physical letter O made of packing peanuts.

#82 Squint

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:17 AM

I throw the peanuts at you. Since you are allergic to nuts, you are ded.

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#83 SnazzyDinoMo

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:28 AM

I tell him that your a sock hater and he will kill you

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:30 AM

throws the core because of annoying SPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCE on you


drops a pen

#85 Squint

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:33 AM

I revert gravity so the pen gathers momentum and hits you in the eye.

I give you an orange.

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:52 AM

I shove the orange down your throat, and you die of suffocation.

I give you a top hat and a monocle.

#87 Squint

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:17 AM

I pull the top hat over your head so it covers your face, and put the monocle where your left eye should be for aesthetics. You suffocate.

I give you a jar of dirt.

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:49 AM

I smash The Jar over your head Then choke you slightly With the Dirt and then I cut you with the broken jar, put some dirt in the wound it becomes infected. i then make you eat the glass and your drown in the blood that comes from the cuts in your throat.

i give you a Rainbow Dash

#89 DingusMcgee

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:03 PM

I make her do a sonic rainboom while carrying you and while shes aiming for a mountain and you splatter everywhere.

I give you... Tuxedo.

Edited by British Derpy, 29 April 2012 - 01:32 PM.


#90 scifidude47

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    ULLA!!!

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:52 PM

I put on the tuxedo and you die from the awesomeness.

An identity disc. ((Tron: Legacy))

#91 DingusMcgee

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:00 PM

I throw the identity disk at your neck and it slices it off with clean precision.

A glass of water.

#92 scifidude47

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    ULLA!!!

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:06 PM

I force you to drink it. You die because the water had a beetle in it.

A Pinkamena Plushie.

#93 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:08 PM

I animate it. Have fun baking cupcakes with her.

You get... A mass effect field.

#94 Captain_Burger

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    If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:35 PM

I make it increase your mass to infinite and makes you turn into a black hole.

I give you a acid gun.

#95 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:41 PM

I pistol whip you until you die, then shoot the acid at your corpse so no one can give you a proper burial.


a glove

#96 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:55 PM

"I challenge you to a duel!"
*Slaps you with the glove. An hour later we take 13 paces away from each other and shoot our pistols. I hit you in the chest and you die.*

a smile.

#97 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:56 PM

Face the punishment of Ninjaing! *eats*

An awesome molecule.

Edited by Blazer, 29 April 2012 - 04:57 PM.


#98 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:58 PM

I let it become unreasonably awesome and out of depression of it being more awesome than you, you kill yourself.

a bus full of orphans

#99 Adios

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:59 PM

I hijack the bus and ram you with it, making sure no orphans get hurt.

A penny.

#100 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:01 PM

I drop from the sky elevator onto your head, you split in half.

Have a box


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