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#101 Metallic Owl

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 04:10 AM

Dear Daylight,

Thank you for your trouble, I will pay extra for the bounty Hunters.

Your Loyal Customer
M/O

Edited by Metallic Owl, 18 February 2012 - 05:06 AM.


#102 tudexd

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 05:39 AM

Dear princess Celestia

Since you are not in Equestria i nominate myself as supreme dictator of Equestria and my first act will be NUKE the moon. So enjoy your last few hours before your imminent death.

your faithful dictator Tudexd

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 05:42 AM

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 05:42 AM

No tudexd you can be the dictator I dont care just don't nuke the moon for several reason the biggest is I'm trying to get a sale with metallic_owl. And I want to hold the princess' head in my hands. Also IM ON THE MOON!

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 06:16 AM

Dear subjects,
Spoiler

Princess Celestia

#106 Metallic Owl

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 06:40 AM

Dear Daylight,

I have no idea how you keep getting Celestia's mail all the time, but feel free to tell me your secret..

You Loyal Customer
M/O

Edited by Metallic Owl, 18 February 2012 - 05:06 AM.


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Posted 17 February 2012 - 07:02 AM

Dear Metallic_owl,

Luna planted cameras. That's about it.

Your supplier
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#108 tudexd

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 10:40 PM

Dear Daylight

It's in my undrtanding that you don't want me to blow up the moon, therefore i will do it anyways. Think of this a your chance to be a war hero or something. ((Or maybe not))

Your faithful dictator tudexd

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 11:44 PM

Dear tudexd,

I get why you want the moon gone, celestia is on it, I don't want to see it blown up. Can you give me till midnight? I will repay you if you do me this one favor.

Your supplier
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 11:54 PM

Dear Metallic_owl

I am sorry to inform you but I cannot make our meeting at the tree tonight. For one I am stuck on the moon. Also I'm in a panic because tudexd is getting ready to blow up the moon.

Your supplier
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(OOC: I physically can't get on minecraft and I wasn't able to get the map switched. Sorry. How about tomarrow at eight GMT -6?)

Edited by daylight97, 17 February 2012 - 11:55 PM.


#111 Patience

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 12:12 AM

Dear antagonists,

Since you've somehow managed to send my poor sister's moon down the crapper with everything else, I've decided to move. It breaks my heart that we can't work out these issues like rational ponies, but I can't in good conscience continue to expose my sister, and my still loyal subjects, to your extreme negativity. I shall return when I've thought of a way to solve this.

Your very disappointed ruler, Princess Celestia

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 01:54 AM



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Posted 18 February 2012 - 03:38 AM

Hey guys let's stick to the format here, remember these letters to princess celestia only. It's fun to deviat and not always do lessons stuff but at least keep the thread to writing letters to celestia.

Thanks guys!

Edited by blazinator3241, 18 February 2012 - 03:39 AM.


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Posted 18 February 2012 - 03:49 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,
The moon is a fun place to live. I get to spend all day with about everypony in Equestria, since they have all eventually offended you.
Your Bane,
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Posted 18 February 2012 - 04:52 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

What was I smoking? And what was everyone else smoking that they believed I was you? Any way, I'm glad that didn't really happen. I'm kinda gonna miss being you, but you're better at it.

Your sober again student, Patience

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 05:05 AM

Dear Celestia,

Your end is only grows near, but how am I?
I'm doing fantastic, I've learnt awhile ago that I should always stick up for my friends and family, since their dead because you rejected and threw out the letter I sent you.
That letter that begged for help, help from his kind, loving princess... You never answered that letter, so now I'm taking my revenge, not just for myself, but for all the other ponies who suffered because of your ignorance. You rein of terror will come to a abrupt conclusion.
You will die, and you'll die by my hoofs!

M/O

Edited by Metallic Owl, 18 February 2012 - 05:07 AM.


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Posted 18 February 2012 - 05:20 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

"Go Die."
-Foamy The Squirrel
"Shoot yourself in the head... With a nail gun"
-Foamy The Squirrel

Your faithful Squirrel
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#118 Metallic Owl

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 05:23 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

"Go Die."
-Foamy The Squirrel
"Shoot yourself in the head... With a nail gun"
-Foamy The Squirrel

Your faithful Squirrel
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WTF?

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 05:26 AM

Cartoon on YouTube by jimmathers I belive thats right

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 05:35 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I just wanted to ask...
Spoiler

Your #2 student, Patience

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 03:30 PM

Dear Princess Celestia
Spoiler

Your faithful student, barf man

Edited by Blazer, 19 February 2012 - 03:31 PM.


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Posted 19 February 2012 - 05:55 PM

Dear Celestia,

This weekend, I learned that it sucks when you unintentionally miss a major server event. I also had a major illness, so I guess that sucks, too.

I'm going to throw up a lung, Demon

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 06:22 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

Your Faithful Student,
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#124 Metallic Owl

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 05:49 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,


LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL U R GONNA DIE :3

M/O

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 06:07 AM

Dear princess Celestia

I'm scare of those letters above me

Your faithful coward tudexd

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 06:33 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

My agent, M/O, has been supplied with the highest tech gadgets I could supply. This means your going to parish. Have fun dealing with that. One more thing when your dead can I have your vase? You know the one in the gala hall?

Your reason of death,
~Daylight97

Edited by daylight97, 20 February 2012 - 06:33 AM.


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Posted 20 February 2012 - 08:42 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

My Supplier Daylight, has supplied me with the highest tech gadgets he could supply. This means your going to perish. Have fun dealing with me. One more thing when your dead can daylight have your vase? You know the one in the gala hall?

You Soon to be caused of death,
M/O

Dear Princess Celestia,

I just realized that daylight has sent you the exact same letter before me... Well I still stand by what I sent.

M/O

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 09:53 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

My agent, M/O, has been supplied with the highest tech gadgets I could supply. This means your going to parish. Have fun dealing with that. One more thing when your dead can I have your vase? You know the one in the gala hall?

Your reason of death,
~Daylight97

Dear Princess Celestia,

I just realized that daylight has sent you the exact same letter before me... Well I still stand by what I sent.

M/O

Dear princess Celestia,

You have my full support and that of all Appleture staff. You have no need to worry.
Till I overthrow you
your faithful protector,
GLaPOS

Edited by WolfBoi5, 20 February 2012 - 09:54 AM.


#129 imnotparanoid

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 03:54 PM

Dear princess celestia

HAVE YOU SUFFRED FROM AN INJURY AT WORK THAT WSNT YOUR FAULT?

FROM LAYWERS DIRECT

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 05:10 PM

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I read your {redacted} and have had to have my {redacted} moved from {redacted} back to {redacted}. I have now launched {redacted} to the {redacted}. Have fun with seven {redacted}.

Your {redacted} scientist, {redacted}

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 11:22 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that I hate rye bread.

Your faithful student, Patience

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:20 PM

Dear Princess Celestia..
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Your faithful robot,
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:31 PM

Dear princess Celestia

Today I found a timesphere! I stepped through and everything was insane. I am actually writing this to you in the future, then going back in time to give it to you.

Your faithful time guy, Dude

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:37 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

When a friend gets "drunk" and he does stupid things that make people hate him should you give him another chance?

Your not so faithful student,
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:44 PM

Dear princess celestia

Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? [pulls out a gun] Celestia, my friend, you are entering a world of pain. You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. A world of pain. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! Mark it zero! You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero! ...It's a league game, Celestia!

Your faithful student Walter fro mthe big lebowski

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:48 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,


Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west Fillydelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Your faithful student, Will "The Fresh Prince"

Edited by Squint, 21 February 2012 - 09:48 PM.


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Posted 21 February 2012 - 10:07 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

JUNK MAIL!

Your trash compactor,
A trash compactor.

#138 Neon Star

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:12 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

It's my money and I need it NOW!!!!!

Your extremely greedy student,
J.G. Wetwarts

Edited by Neon Star, 21 February 2012 - 11:12 PM.


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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:49 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

its me again...i know. I write the letter from old AL.

i learned today 2 things

one thing i learned that someponys could get bucket when they see a group of happy with eachotherpony playing.
Since were in AL somepony telled me that it dislikes me and wanted me gone. I was sad ofcourse because i spendet so many time in our game.
the second thing i learned was that only good friends will stand beside you to keep you safe from all evil, even theyre valians. When the pony told me that it dislikes me my friends stand all beside me. A very well teached swordfighter and dressmaker Unicorn and a fighter Griffon i met in a Train, a Survivor and blacksmith talented Pony out of the Dead Zones with his Dog and the Insane scientist (with his son(?)) i know from the Lab where i was kidnapped to from a good but wrong way walked Discordian scientis and slave of his own madness.

I beg you to Stop this senceless War! How many blood have to drunk the dead Ground and rise the Sun over a new Equestria!

the abandoned Draconerquus

-Lilly

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 12:25 AM

Dear princess Celestia

Don't pay attention to the last letter you receive, that pony is simply out of her mind. Don't worry we send her to the hospital as soon as possible

your faithful Friend that one guy that you saw once

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 12:42 AM

Dear Princess Celestia, i learned today that if you lose a friend or a group of friends, the best way to forget about it is to
BLOW THEM ALL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your faithful student, 0.0 Pinkie Pie

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 04:46 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,
Spoiler

Your sister, Princess Luna

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 04:49 AM

Princess Celestia, can you *twitch* send patience to... To the moon? What he is doing isn't good for the heal... Health of any pony human or other speice.

Edited by daylight97, 22 February 2012 - 04:50 AM.


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Posted 25 February 2012 - 12:25 AM

Dear Mole Celestia,

Today I learned writing to you is boring, which is why I'm writing to Luna now,BYE!!!

From,
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 05:03 AM

Dear Celestia,

K, the preparations for your assassination is complete, expect to die in the next hmm 24 hours..

KTHXBYE

M/O

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 06:05 AM

DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA
I ATE ALL MY FRIENDS
SO I DIDN'T LEARN A THING
YOU UNFAITHFULL STUDENT
PEANUT JELLY FACE

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 06:24 AM

Dear Princess Celestia

My others wares are in service for you; Anything and everything can be used to protect you. I will protect you until my final breath. That M/O my other has been helping will fall. If you wish to send a few guards to get supplies that would be fine.

Your Supplier
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 05:19 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,


GIMME ALL YOU MONEY.

Your Robber Faithful Student.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:14 AM

Dear Princess Celestia.

I hate blackouts. Especially when your talking to someone on Skype... Metallic I'm sorry our plotting patience's down fall will have to continue another time.

Your faithful student,
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:48 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

The Assassination attempt on you was delayed due to an unwanted visit from a large group of bounty hunters sent by none other then Moonlight.
Of course the bounty hunters were a piece of cake to kill, but they were able to destroy my supplies that were given to me by an old friend.
I need to get the ingredients... AGAIN!

M/O

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:56 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Unlike the rest on these forums I think you are literally the best pony. Literally, you are the best, hands down.

Your faithful student, honesty.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:44 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Unlike the rest on these forums I think you are literally the best pony. Literally, you are the best, hands down.

Your faithful student, honesty.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:51 AM

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Incorrect.

Princess Celestia is best pony.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 10:12 AM

dear princess celesta,

i learned that the enemy has out flag, and out generator has been destroyed.....

SHAZBOT!



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Posted 01 March 2012 - 02:03 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I learned that gryphons are compleat jerks, they all should be burned in the flames of the sun

Your faithful dragon,
Torchwing

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 02:06 AM

dear Celestia

I just made my best friends deviant art account a little more popular today.

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 12:42 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today i learnd that you probly dont read all these leters

And im sure this wont be read either, but whatever.

Your faithful dragon,
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Posted 06 March 2012 - 12:59 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Why won't you let me get some sleep?

Your very tired student, Patience.

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:23 PM

dear luna the troll's awesome sister
luna keeps kickin' me offa the brohoof server
TELL HER TO KNOCK IT OFF OR SHE WILL BE BANISHED TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
Your minecraft addicted crazy student Rainbow dash

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 09:33 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned how to get out of a rut.



I think I'm going to learn my life lessons from this gentleman now. Good day to you.

Your ex-student,
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 04:45 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today my friend O'Mally came back, and he has been explaining how all my problems are my friends faults, and other unflattering things about them. He's also telling me what to do about it, and sounding pretty good. Anyway, I need to go find a rocket launcher!

Your faithful student, Patience

#162 Metallic Owl

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 04:49 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have decided to let you live, but only if you retire from your current position as ruler of Equestria and pass all the power over to your sister: Luna. As long as you no longer run the Government, I'll be happy. Of course if you decline this suggestion, I won't hesitate to give you the most gruesome and painful death imaginable.


Regards,
Em Double you.

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#163 Bebaibear

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 12:13 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID

Your Faithful Student,
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#164 RainbowDashPresentsBroHoof

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 07:20 AM

Dear Trollestia,

I Found This Weird Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj-VELuOw8g

Your Faithful Student,

Snowdrop

/)*(\


P.S Your Weird To Twilight Sparkle

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#165 Tico Machi

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 07:38 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I found out that with the help of your friends, you can accomplish even the hardest task.. like reaching over 200 in the counting thread WOOOO!!!


Your faithful counter,

Tico Machi

Edited by Tico Machi, 12 March 2012 - 07:38 AM.


#166 Bonafide Brony

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 12:34 PM

Dear Celestia,

Today I became lost in the woods, you didnt help me get out at all, Luna did!!

Your now ex-student
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#167 Guardian Selene

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 05:11 PM

Dear Celestia

I like to clear up any misunderstandings. Just because I'm trying to stop the Cult of Discord from making us and you Solars from going to war, doesn't make us allies. I don't like you or your Solar Empire. I hope I made myself clear.

From North

#168 CoolRainbowDash12

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 06:30 AM

Dear Luna the meanies sister
your sister ate the rest of the mane 6 and so i learnet

NOTHING AT ALL!!! PS tell your Mole of a sister to appoligise, Your turdish student Rainbow Dash

#169 Arella17

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 06:28 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I've seen him, the Doctor. He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever... He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe... And... he's wonderful.

Your faithful student,
Tim Latimer

P.S. Thanks for not banishing him like that bitch Victoria...saves her life and she banishes him...ungrateful woman.

#170 Bonafide Brony

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:36 PM

Dear princess Luna

Posted Image
I love you

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#171 Metallic Owl

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:54 PM

Dear Lord Discord,

I'm gonna come thaw you out.. even though you won't get this message, I'll still warn you that I'm gonna come and revive your stone ass.

Your Loyal Servant M/O

#172 Spatt

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 03:33 AM

Dear Celestia,

Cinnamon and I are on our way to assassinate you, we just hit a little bump in the road. I think somethings wrong with Cinnamon.

Your soon-to-be murderer's assistant, Dusty.

#173 Metallic Owl

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 05:58 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I believe that I am not the only one out to assassinate you, I suppose I'll attempt to join forces with said competition.
Knowing who else is out to kill you is uncertain to me as it is to you, but weather I'm apart of your death or not doesn't matter because I only want you dead.. So, LOL!

M/W

#174 Moonlight97

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 10:43 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

It has torn me, one of you guards, has forced my hand. You are going to die, by my hooves. If I see you precious Major I will throw him in your furnace and light his house on fire, and watch it burn to the ground.

Your Death Bringer,
~Cinnamon

======================

Dear Princess Luna,

I am sorry to inform you, but it must be done. Your guards have been captured by one of Celestia's Major's. I am on my way to the castle now to kill both Celestia and her Major, pain in the flank, for you.

Your faithful servant,
~Cinnamon

#175 Patience

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:56 PM

Dear crazy ponies,

Clerics.

That's all folks!

#176 Squint

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:59 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Marry me.

I know I'm a monster, but I love you. I love you so much... Just, please. Give me the benefit of the doubt, accept that I can change... You're so beautiful... But I'll never have you. I'm too ugly and vain...

But please... Give me a chance. Tolerate my faults... And try to love me, or let me change.

I love you,
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#177 cachi01

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:07 PM

Dear Princess Celestia:

Today i learned that eating rotten things is bad.

Your Hospitilized and Faithful Student:
Cachi

#178 Bonafide Brony

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 12:07 AM

Dear princess Luna

Please take me with you to the moon

Celestia's ex-student
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#179 Patience

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 02:28 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

*Bump*

Still your most faithful student, Patience

#180 Moonlight97

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 03:33 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I would like to tell you about my time at my compotition. It was a blast, my bestist friends were there! And they showed their massive button collections! Sure our robot flipped, a few times, but I loved every moment our robot was out there. My friends were the best drivers my team could've asked for! One on the kinect, the launcher, and driving the freaking thing! We made plenty of baskets even in autonomous mode, controlling with only code no human interaction, those points were crucial for us to continue in the tournament. Our robot even had to balance on very unstable bridges, and did so very well. Over all my day was fun.

Your not so faithful student,
~Cinnamon

P.S. Don't think Your off the hook yet because of one good day, so be prepared for tomorrow.

#181 Microburst

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:54 PM

Dear Princess Molestia Celestia

Today i didn't learn much, but what i did learn was about whores. wait, you didn't think i was...? no no no no, im not talking about those that sell their bodies, im talking about Media Whores and in these days theres no other monstrosity of them than, Nintendo. now before you go nuts, i LOVE nintendo. who doesnt, its like the greatest gaming company in the world. but from time to time when it came across their spinoff products, thats when things went wrong. in the years they have put out horribly written and horribly made tv shows that have no chance of actually entertaining the viewer, instead, just pissing them off. and heeeeeeres another one! CAPTAIN N: The Game Master

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#182 Patience

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 05:32 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I found a friendship laying around, but it doesn't seem to work right. Can you fix it? I tried fiddling with it but I just don't know magic like you do. Thanks.

Your loyal but inattentive student, Patience

#183 RaspingLeech

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:55 AM

Dear Princess Celestia,

I learned that the moon is where it's at!

Your average Luna fan,
RaspingLeech

#184 scifidude47

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:26 AM

Dear Princess Luna:

I am writing to let you know that I managed to get the rifles you ordered. It took quite a few bits out of my pocket, so I hope you shall return payment soon. I forged Twilight's signature and wrote a letter to Celestia telling her to meet me at Sugercube Corner at 10:30, EPST. The revolution begins.

Your faithful rebel:
Pip

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#185 Moonlight97

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:32 AM

Dear Pip,

I'M GONNA BE THE ONE TO KILL HER!

Some random pony.

#186 scifidude47

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:35 AM

Dear Random Pony:
I think you are a pretty nice Pony. Wanna grab some dinner later?

Your Pen Pal,
Pip.

#187 Spatt

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:36 AM

Dear Pip,

I loved it when you sung house of the rising sun! Also I love your tie.

Your biggest fan, Spatt

#188 Moonlight97

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:39 AM

Dear Pip,

Sure how about we go to {Insert Name of bar here}.

Some Random Pony

#189 scifidude47

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:43 AM

Dear Random Pony:

Please tell me your name.

Hoping you're a female! :3

Pip

#190 Spatt

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:44 AM

Dear Pip,

You are my favorite singer on The Voice!

Still your biggest fan, Spatt.

#191 Moonlight97

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:45 AM

Dear Pip,

I'm a dude.

Some angry pony.

#192 scifidude47

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:45 AM

Dear Spatt:

I think you have me mistaken for somepony else, I am Newt Pippington Britishhooves.


Sincerely:
Pip

#193 Spatt

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:47 AM

Dear Pip,

You sure..? Cause I think the name Pip is kinda unique.

One confused pony.

#194 scifidude47

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:47 AM

You Have: 1 new message: unknown number.

:C

I have to go. Bye some angry pony.

#195 Patience

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:51 PM

Requisition form 1138-3

Dear Princess Celestia,

Requesting permission to repurpose dangerous convicts for life threatening scientific testing. We need test subjects with superior intellectual and problem solving capacity.

Your faithful research and development company, Appleture Science

#196 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:55 PM

Dear princess celestia.

Today I learned that water elementals create water yet are made of some kind of flesh, also, I learned that the many princesses I know (and have attempted to kill) were much more fun then you and I want them to come here. Prepare for many princesses to enter the region.

Your faithful other princess, Flame Princess.

#197 Bonafide Brony

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 05:53 PM

Dear princess Luna,

The Lunar Republic will rise and you shall be our new princess of Canterlot.

Your rebel of the solar,
Drake Dashing

Edited by Drake Dashing, 08 April 2012 - 05:56 PM.


#198 Moonlight97

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 06:03 PM

Dear Princess Salestia,

Today I learned how to bump threads!

~Anon

#199 imnotparanoid

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 06:39 PM

Dear princess celestia
Moonlight is a very bad man, kill him

regards paranoid

#200 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 06:42 PM

Dear princess Celestia.

I have come to question the idea of god and ect, why does anypony believe in godhood? I mean, you may live forever and have wings and a horn but you barely use your wings, and you don't even raise the sun or the moon! science disproves it! *rants forever*

Your faithful atheist, Finnarail McDaniel. ((yes, that's my full name))


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