Hi my name iz deth roze an im a pure black alricorn wif a blud red main wif prple hilights innit.rite now, i woz wearn it down liek when pinkie goez crazy, rite? my cootie mrk is a bluddy roze. my speciel talent iz evrythin, but tht wulndt fit on mah flank lol. my eyez wur blak wif red pewpilz. so i ran into ponievil (geddit cuz its evil). "OMG" plinkie pie shooted "Ur liek da goffist purson eva! imma thow a big goffick party for you!" den twilight sparkel runned over and wuz all 'ya plinkie, dat sounds super kewl! ima git all are frendz to cum, and die there hair fur it! yu gotta die yurs too!'so den dey ran off to fnd there frendz. i wnt bavk home, in my cave on da mountain. (i tooked teh dragon's cave after he left, im tht badass) i wuz gettin redy for da party, puttin on my best blak coffic corset with blud red lace on it, an thinkin to myself 'OMG, i wunder if Rainblow dash is gunna be thar?! he's soooo hot like omggg' but den it was time for the prty so i had to go lol.
chaptr two: ponie porkey
(AN: il prolly update leik erreyweek aftr i finnish updatin daily.)
so i was fixin my hair, stylin it like lunas main, and when i wuz dun, i flew down to da party at shugercube corner an..........all da mane six an durpy wuz there!!!!!!1 dey had all had hueg makeovurs dat made dem look goffick. Twiligt sparlke changed her main to b blak, and da highlights wer red an purple. she also died her pelt to b midnite blu.. she wuz calld midnite darkness. her kyutie mark also changd cuz she reelized her tru destiny wuz santaism! it wuz a red goffick pentergram. her mayjick also changd, it wuz red instud of purrple now. rearity changd her main to be blud red. hr pelt wuz now blak. (geddit cuz shes a burnt morshmellow.)her knew kyutie mark wuz sum red lace for her drusses.. she converted to satanism too. she wunted to be kald raven aftr her new main. plinkie pie wuz now blud red, n so wuz her main. her main was now allways dwn, an her kyutie mark wuz bluddy teerz. she wuz also a satanist. she told us to kall her mary bluddy. (geddit?) applrjak changd her hat to b 2 big blak bowz wif white lace on da edges. she died her mane blak, an her pelt gray. her kyutie mark wuz a vial of poison. she also wuz a santaist.hr name wuz poisin appel. Fluttrshys main wuz blud red, an it had blak hilights. her plelt wuz blak, an her kyutie mrk wuz a bloddy razorblade. she wuz wun two. an her name dat she wunted us to kall her wuz dark clawz. Rainbew dash changd his hair to b blak, blud red, midnite blu, dark gren, an dark purpl. his pelt wuz da color of da nite sky. his kyutie mrk wuz a gun. he wuz a satanist! he changd his name to Darkness Dash. when i saw dem, i runned over and shooted sexily "OMG!! YU GUYZ R LIK SUPR GOFFICK! LETZ HAV A GROOP KUTTING SESSION!!" so den we all cut r rists. then mary bluddy askd me y i wuz drinkin my blud. "wel....." i said sexily "IM ACTUALLY A VAMPIRE!" then dashie ranned over and tld me i culd drink hiz if i wunted, an blushd. "ty dashie!" i said flirtily "but is yur blud da only thin i cn suck?" but den....CELESTIA AN LUNA APPEARD!!!!!!!1
Chaptr Tree: Da wurtst nite evar!
Luna shooted in da royil countrlot voice 'NITEMARE M00NZ CUM BAK AND U NEED TA STOP HER!!!!1 HEER, TAKE DEZE WEPINS!" an den she gav us all gunz. Dorkness dash got da biggist, a giant shawtgun. 'OMG' midnite darknss yalled 'BUT I THOT WE LOKED HER AWAY WIF DA ELEMENTS!' den Princess selestial sed 'ya but dere r noo elemernts dat r mor powurful! dere da elemnts of SATINISM!' 'well why the fuck r we jus dickin arond heer den?!' sed Dark Clawz, loudder den da othrs. 'les go getum!' 'YOU LUDACHRIS IMBICILE, DERE ON DA MOON!' whispered Selestial seduktivly. so den she sent us to da moon. I usd mayjic so we didnt die of spac air, den we started lookin. suddnly, dere wuz a flash of lightnin! it was.......NITEMARE M00N! 'YOU MEDIOCRE FOOLZ WILL NEVAR FIND DA ELEMENTS! I HID DEM SUMWHERE NOT EVEN SELESTIAL KNOWS!' i lol'd at her. 'lol srry nitemar, but im bettr den dat preppy bitch.' den i usd my mayjic and i knew wher da elemnts wur. dey were.... IN DURBYS MUFFINS! so den we had 2 go all da wai bak to ponievil. 'Durpy! we needz ur muffins!' ravn shooted angstily. 'dey cn hlp us sav the wurld!' 'no fuck off' durpy shooted back 'dese r mine!' 'this is a waist of tiem.' i sed icily. so dn i tooked Darkness's gun n jus shooted durpy! she wuz bleedin all ovur, but i mangd to git hur cupcakes. 'dere. now were da fuq r da elemnts of satanism?' but mary had an ideea. she eeted the muffins, an den she roze (geddit) into da air, eyez glowin red. dere wuz a flash of darknes, an den mary had hur elemnt of satanism! it wuz......a bluddy razor! 'wtf mary, yu at all dem, not jus yurs.' but we reelized: da muffinz of satanism wur inside her! we had to suck dem outa hur mouth. but i refusd, cuz im not a lesblian. insted, dahie jus tooked dem for me, an we made out insted. it wuz so hot omgg. i flt all tngly, liek wen u git a bonner, but i didnt git 1 cuz im a grl u sicko. so den we all had r elemts. min wuz a pentagrm necklice, Midnite darkness's wuz a skull crown thingie, ravn's waz a bloddy candle, drk clawz's was a dead ribbit's fut, an darkness dash's wz a rin wif barbed wire dat pokd ur rist wen u wor it. but dere wuz a problm! we nided a sacrific to mak it work!!! 'i no, lets sacrifice dat stuppid prep selestia.' i said smratly. 'luna cn make da nite forever!' but we nnded to katch hr furst.
chtpr foor: giggl at da preppiz
(AN: DIS CHAPTA VRRY SCRRY! VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD! tanks sew much fur halpin mi wif dis chapta, jenneh! yew rock!!!! xxxxx)
'hey dark cluz, war du u thnk selestial iz?' ravn askd. 'gee i dunno dumfuk, mayb in hr castl?' sed dork clauz meanily. 'ya so lts go 2 kantrlut.' i sed hotly so i tltpootd erreywun 2 thr. we had 2 gin in hr kastl, but it wuz grded by hr gard ponis. we al tookd out r gunz. durk cluz hd a snipr riffle, midnite darkness had a AK47, ravn had a dessert eegle, poisin aappl had a RPG, an i hd a flamthrewr! i usd it n da gards, an dere flish multid rite off! it wuz soo awesomeee! Den mor cam, an Darkess dish shooted them wif his shotfun! it blewd hols in dem. we runned in, an dere wuz selestia! 'Oh shit motherfucketrs, u killd my gards! but im STRONG DEN ALL DEM! an sh usd hr mayjgic 2 mlt are wepins. 'yah but im strongr den u, molestia!' den i blew up hr horn. she wuz yellin an screemin an runnin all ovr, but she mngd 2 telleprot away wif da stump if hr horn. 'god dammit' sed poisin appkl cuntrily. 'y'all, we gutta go git hur, y'all!' she runned out, b4 we cud follw hr.'shit, i'll go git dat dum bitch' sed Darknss dush, cuz he wuz da fastst flier in all of eckwestria. he pulld hr bak in, draggin hr alng da flor. 'war da fuq didja think sh wuz?! we dun no!' i shooted dep 'shit, shuugrcoob,i dunt no. i wuz jus runnin.' sed poisin appl, in a pentagram voice. 'wel now we gutta go find hr. lts strt lukkin in...manehattin.' sed mitnite drknss. sew den we flew dere lol cept for da dum errth ponis lik mary blddy an poisin appl, who we jus had to karry. (da unicrons kastd a satinist speel tht let dem fly.) 'HAY SELESTIAL! WAR R U?!' i yalld. i ddnt hrr anythin els but sum stupid prpz yelln at us dat is wuz 2 lat 2 b makin loud noiss. we lokkd in ponievil, kantrlut, apploosa, cludsdill, an eben on da moon. 'WAR DA FUQ IS SHE?!' yalld drk cluz. we wr bak in kantrly. suddenly......NITMAR M00N APPRD! 'HAY U IDJJIT LLOOSSRS, I JUZ WN MAKE A ERTNL NITE! DUN U THIN THAT'D BE GOFFICK AN KEWL?' 'ya, i guss so.' i signd sadily. so we decidd 2 let hr phree an just kill selestia fur ta lulz.
chiptir fiv: so mani vains
suddinly, selestial apperd. "waht r u doin u moronic doonsis?" we tuld hr we wur gun kil er. "lol u dum motrfkukrs, boom. ur binishd 2 da mewn!" she laffed angrily. an we wur. "are mayjic wunt git us owt!"worried mary bluddy. "sokay we cn fnd da wai luner gitted out. eyem da strongst, even strongr den hr, so it'll b eesier. " i shooted angstily. wee lukkd hi,and we lukkd low, bit we cultnd find anytin. "hmm." i wondrd sexily "how r we gun leev?" den poisin appl, maryu bludy, midnite darkness, durk claz, an raven wundrd off, leevin m an darkniss dash all alon. "...h-hay (geddit cuz dere poniz) deth." Dashi stuttled "ya darkness?" i asked uriusly "um... yew lok rlly cute n stuffz todai." "tanks...yew luk hawt." i sed blushily. dashi blussed 2. he grabbd my hoof. "i rlly liek yu, Deth. cn we go out?" "oh yes dashy i thot ud nvr ask!" i sid ha pilly. i kissd him, den we strtd 2 mak out. he srtd rubbin my leg, an it wuz gittin rlly hot. suddinly, Midnite darkniss runned over. "hay u horny muthrfjukrs, i findid it." me an dshie wlkd ovr 2 war sh pointd, holdin hoofs. it wuz.........a hole big looner bas in a tarp duur we missd! dere wer compootrs erreywar. i cickd 1 out, an it sed dat da bildr wuz... LUNA!!!!!!111 'dis mus b how sh eskapd!' i sed like a bawz. "ya" sed drk claus "but it needz a alicron 2 pwr it." "ya lol but i r wun" i sed condensingly. den i stuk my hrn in da hole. da hole moon strtd shakin, an den it turnd into... DA DETH (roze) STAR! so den we all tookd a escap pd bak down 2 eckwestria. we all wint bak 2 ponievil, we were gun luk mor 2 morrow. i went hom wif dardness dash, tho. we pikd up wear we lift off on da mewn. he wuz rubbin my, an den we tookd out his thingie an put it in my youknowwhat an we didit for da furst tim. he tookd my viriility an i organismd for liek 8 yrs.aftr we didt, we slept 2gethr lol.
Chaptr sex (geddit): find a sakrific
so wen i woked up bsid darknss dush, i blshd. 'hey..' he sed hronyily 'dat wuz grat las nite. u tink we cn due it agin?' 'shur' i sed blushily and den we didit agin. i orgnismd atun. it wuz amazinnn <3 'ahh..dat wuz grate... how bout we go 2 brakfast 2 gethr?' i askd shyry 'sure!! datd b mazin!' he sed hapily so den we wnt 2 brakfst at da new rstrunt, hot hellz dinr. i had da omlett, an he had da steek. we tlkd n flrtd. den, dark cluz shwd upz. 'oh hai deth' se sed, seemily sadly. 'haiya durk! wutz rong?' cuz i cld jus tell sumfin wuz buthrn hr cuz we wur tite liek dat. 'uhmmm ill till u wen HEZ not arond.' she sid, pintin 2 darknizz das. i knewd sumfin wuz up, so i telld him id b bak latr, an kissd him. den i went 2 clauz, an askd hr wut da fuq was rong. 'wel' se sed angstiyl 'i...i luv u duth, an i dun lik ssein u wif druknss. i qaz gaanna ask u out, but he bit me 2 it.' i wuz shokd. 'eww wtf im not a lisbien. but dun wrry ur still mah bist frind.' it wuz tim 2 go 2 our jobz. i decid 2 halp drk wif da animrs, cuz my talnt wuz evtrytin, rimimbr? so we wr workin wif da animrs. i woz wurkin wif a squarl, an suddinly claws wuz all ovr me. we wr makin owt, an den sh wuz tuchin me, im nt a luzbin, but it wuz prtty hawt. den...we didit! but rite wen i roganizmd, drknss das apeerd!!!!! 'WAYT DRKNSS' i shootd at him 'SHE RAPPED ME! CUM BAK!' but i sawd his fac as he wuz flyin away, he wuz cryin so i pishd drk off meh, an flewd aftr him. he was goin into...DA EVRFREE FURREST!
chutr sivin: becumming pruppy
we we wur abut hafway 2 zackoras hutt, we i cotted him.'hey, DD, dun worry. i dun lik hr, sh jus raypd me.' 'lol ya rite' sed dirknis dush. he wuz still mad. suddinl, zuckora aparrd! 'you muddrfakrs, yu makin so muc noiz outsid mah hut. go die in a rut.' she rimed emoly. 'fuck off sickora' we sed, and den i stuk my middl hoov...or sumting....up at hr. we flied bak 2 pionievil, an den all sivin uf uz gadederd 2gethr 2 chill. siddinly, princeis cilistial apprd! 'HAHAHAH I FINALLY HV A WAI 2 SOP U DUM BIRCHES! TAK DIS U MUTHRFAKKRS!' den dere wuz a gross pink exposin. 'BOOOOOOM!!!!' da explusin went sexily. wen da dum pink smuk cleerd.............WE ALL LUKKD LIEK PREPZ!!!!!! everybody wuz bak 2 dere originl culurs an stuff. dey all actd lik it 2. 'LUL ANIMULS' shooted cuttershi happli. i had turnd........ cyan! i had a green main, an my kyuti mark wuz a pantbrush! mah hoarn dissapeerd too! 'wtf did u do to us?' i whispered loudly 'lol, jist mad u norml ponis. bein goffick is dumb lol. ur knew nam is...Sea Crash!'' she laffd preppily. den da mayjic affectrerd mah mnd. 'yay! ty sooo much selestial! i luvs u!' i sed sikiningly sweetly. den me an da otter six runned off 2 plai. but nitmarr mun stoppd us! 'wait! dun ur rembr ur troo selvs? heer. ...see...crush....' she sid, unusud 2 da nam 'hav ur old elemrt. she put a pentr graym neklic arund mah nick, an i turnd haff bak. she dicid dat u kur me, she had 2 sin! she decydid 2 srt wif mah fav sin, an wrk hr wai dwn! so.......... shi strt doin me!! da maor i cummd, da darkr i turnd. aftr we bof cam lik nyan tiems, i wuz bak 2 normal! but.. eye wuz bai! nitmar had cunvincd me wif her amazn six!! i newd i need 2 turn da ottr ploniez bak, den keel seltstrial! i sit off 2 fynd midnit derykniss.
chaupt ate: we are da goffik mark krusadrs
so den i reechd twilit, an she wuz styddyin. i kno, rite? eww. aniway, wen i sawd her, she runned away, skeered by my goffick stuff. but i wuz 2 smert foar hr. an fast. i flewd over, supr fast, an kot her.'TWILIT! WAK UP! UR REEL NAM IS MIDNITE DARKNISS!' i yellerd at hr. but she jus struggled tryin 2 git out, and told me she diddnt wanna be goff. i newd i had no choic but 2 fukk her liek nitemarr mewn did 2 meh. but den ..... SHE TELERPOLORTED OUT OF MY GRIP! i usd my mayjic 2 bring her bak, an stop hr frum gittin awai. den we did it and cam soo much.'omg tanks sew much deth, i hatd bein a dun prep fukker. besids, dat wuz rlly hawt.' i didnt ansr hr, i wuz tinkin abut dashi. we sit off 2 find rerity. she wuz dezinin frily plink dirssis. dey were so ugleee omg. anywai, twilit held hr dwn wif mayjig wil i fukkd hr an mad hr goffick agin. wen we wr dun, she taknd my foar makkin hr goffick agin, an tuld me i wuz grat in bd. we knewd dat da ottr wuns wuld be hard, cuz dey wer pagsusus an plinkie wuz maygical fizzix brakr. applrjak cud jus kik us awai. we dedidered 2 gatr weppins dat wud just stun em. i gotten a tranq dert riffle, midnit gotten a blowjob dart pip, an ravn gitted a bow an sum tranq arrowz. we approchd appljak furst. 'hey...AJ...' i sed 'u wanna cum bak 2 us? bein goffick is much bettr.' she didnt wanna, an tryd 2 kik me. i dodgd, and we chasd hr. i shootd at her an so did midnite, but raven tooked carful ayem. she let hr arrow fli, an...it hit rite in appljax's nee! appl wint out like a lite. i cam up 2 hr an rapped hr in her slyp. it wuz eben hottr den da othr wunz cuz she wuz aslleep lolz. we jus had 2 git da othrs. we gav poisin appl a tranq poisin daggr, an we sit off.
chaptar nien: you gutta kut
we kuddint fynd dem aniwar, su we decidered 2 gu 2 kloudzdale. we luuked all ovr, in da wetthr fackotry, da lighinin ginerater, an da areena. we finaly finded dem in da wundrblutz' hadqeters. 'HAY' i shooted nastolgicali 'cuttrshi! ..rainbew dush! dun u wana cum bak 2 us, an be aal goffik?' 'eww no' cluttrski ansrerd kreepily. den dey bof flu off. we flewed aftr dem, but.........DA WLUDRBALTZ STOPPERD US! dey sterted bashin us, an da errf poniz id inchantid 2 fli wer fitin bak. siddinli, poizin appel flewd tords dem. 'wat r u dooin appl u kant beet all dose fukkin wundrbultz!' ravn shootd at hr madily 'fuk u i kant beet all deze fukkin wundrblutz!' poisin appl shooted goffically bak. den she flewd into da middl of dem, an startd kikin. she borked a few of dere wingz. dey fell lik stonz lol. aniwai, da rist of dem had tied up cuttr, an wer watin 4 me 2 turn hur bak. i quikly did hr, an shi turnd bak. we lit hr phree, an den dey all wint off 2 fite da wlundrblutz whil i gotted mah bf. i flewd aftur himm, an i tryd agin 2 cunvinc him. i fayld. so den i takkld him, an held him duwn, cuz im leik supr strong lul. aniwai, i didim, an he tunrd bak into hizzelf. we kept duin it aftr cuz it wuz hawt lul. den de ottrs cam ovur, an we stuppd. durk cluz sid 'OMG arrigato (it meens ty. she speekd japaknees.) it sukkd bein all preeppy. ty fur (geddit) changin me bak!' 'sur,' i sed kalmli 'it wuz...intrinsing. glad ur all kowai now! (it meens cute. i speek it 2 cuz my talint is erreytin, includin dat.) so den we alll wint bak 2 ponevil. we wud attackr celstial in da mourning (geddit).
Edited by UltimateChimera, 06 February 2012 - 06:17 AM.
I only understood a quarter of that, what school did you learn English from?, also it seems to me that you're either extremely bored or you where drunk when you typed this.
Hang on rainbow dash, look buddy, I understand that I'm nut ok was kinda funny but it isn't worth acting like a stupid goth for laughs. Unless you are the person who originally made the fan fiction then I have no statement for you.
Translation-
That Black Alricorn's Black Heart (Or hat?)
Chapter One: The art of the gangster
Hi my name is death rose and i'm a pure black Alicorn with a blood red main with purple hilights in my mane right now, i was wearing it down like when pinkie went crazy, right? My cutie mark is a bloody rose. my special talent is everything, but that wouldn't fit on my flank. my eyes are black with a red iris. so i ran into Ponyevil (get it? Because it's evil?). "Oh my goodness!" Pinkie Pie shouted. "You're like the goffist (No idea) pony ever! I'm going to thow a big goffick (Again, what??) party for you!" Then Twilight Sparkle ran over and said: "Gee Pinkie, that sounds really cool! I will get all of my friends to come, and dye their hair for it! You should dye yours too!" So then they ran off to find their friends. i went back home, in my cave on the mountain. (i took the dragon's cave after he left, i'm that bad-ass) i was getting redy for the party, puttin on my best blak coffin corset with blood red lace on it, an thinking to myself 'Oh my gosh, i wonder if Rainbow Dash is going to be there?! she is SO hot like omggg' but then it was time for the party so i had to get going.
Hi my name iz deth roze an im a pure black alricorn wif a blud red main wif prple hilights innit.rite now, i woz wearn it down liek when pinkie goez crazy, rite? my cootie mrk is a bluddy roze. my speciel talent iz evrythin, but tht wulndt fit on mah flank lol. my eyez wur blak wif red pewpilz. so i ran into ponievil (geddit cuz its evil). "OMG" plinkie pie shooted "Ur liek da goffist purson eva! imma thow a big goffick party for you!" den twilight sparkel runned over and wuz all 'ya plinkie, dat sounds super kewl! ima git all are frendz to cum, and die there hair fur it! yu gotta die yurs too!'so den dey ran off to fnd there frendz. i wnt bavk home, in my cave on da mountain. (i tooked teh dragon's cave after he left, im tht badass) i wuz gettin redy for da party, puttin on my best blak coffic corset with blud red lace on it, an thinkin to myself 'OMG, i wunder if Rainblow dash is gunna be thar?! he's soooo hot like omggg' but den it was time for the prty so i had to go lol.
This story deserves a Nobel Prize! Bravo good sir!
I love the sarcasm in that post.
What sarcasm? This is obviously a wonderful piece of literature. From it, I find an abstract representation of how youth today show ignorance, relaying anything given to them, that we exist in an anti-independence era, leaving thoughtful people scarce and hard to find.
This story deserves a Nobel Prize! Bravo good sir!
I love the sarcasm in that post.
What sarcasm? This is obviously a wonderful piece of literature. From it, I find an abstract representation of how youth today show ignorance, relaying anything given to them, that we exist in an anti-independence era, leaving thoughtful people scarce and hard to find.
I....I feel dirty now. I just made skins of the "goffick" Mane 6 and the hilariously terrible Mary-Sue Death Rose (oh, sorry, "deth roze"). Without drinking first. BRB, going to sob in a corner at the horror I've made.
this was incredibly painful to read... not because it was a bad story, it was an alright story, its just the absolute complete and total slaughtering of the English language. it was just like reading text messages at 6 in the morning, or putting sand in your eyes... that dry scratchy feeling of severe eyestrain. Please for the love of Celestia... if your going to write something, please write it in a language we can all read without the effect of throwing sand in our eyes from trying to understand it.
Sincerely yours, the grammar Nazi, and all of those who feel the same way i do.
this was incredibly painful to read... not because it was a bad story, it was an alright story, its just the absolute complete and total slaughtering of the English language. it was just like reading text messages at 6 in the morning, or putting sand in your eyes... that dry scratchy feeling of severe eyestrain. Please for the love of Celestia... if your going to write something, please write it in a language we can all read without the effect of throwing sand in our eyes from trying to understand it.
Sincerely yours, the grammar Nazi, and all of those who feel the same way i do.
Chapt foor dun! nxt wun wont b for whil prolly, skool lol.
I....I feel dirty now. I just made skins of the "goffick" Mane 6 and the hilariously terrible Mary-Sue Death Rose (oh, sorry, "deth roze"). Without drinking first. BRB, going to sob in a corner at the horror I've made.
can my ORIGONAL CHARACTIRE melodie sparkel b in it? shez thwilit spackles long lust cuisine an she is muhc bettr at magickz and SHEZ GOTHZ LIK DEHT ROZ btw she also hats the prepz
can my ORIGONAL CHARACTIRE melodie sparkel b in it? shez thwilit spackles long lust cuisine an she is muhc bettr at magickz and SHEZ GOTHZ LIK DEHT ROZ btw she also hats the prepz
lolwut i hav a bluddy roz kyuti merk, nt a B. an no, mai fic is only gunna hav reel charctrs plus mien.
someone could explain to the author of this (shut) that here is a pony forum (i think so, until now), and not a gothic blog, or something like these, even when the story have some references? what a waste of replies! (including this)
someone could explain to the author of this (shut) that here is a pony forum (i think so, until now), and not a gothic blog, or something like these, even when the story have some references? what a waste of replies! (including this)
I find your lack of proper troll and parody identification pleasing. Please continue to entertain me and rage about the intentionally-bad writing and purposeful use of overused themes in Mary-Sue and grimdark stories, including random character personality (and apparently gender) changes and unnecessary violence and sexual themes. Also feel free to ignore his perfectly-normal behavior outside of this thread and the many people pointing out the trolling or going along with it because it's hilarious.
I find your lack of proper troll and parody identification pleasing. Please continue to entertain me and rage about the intentionally-bad writing and purposeful use of overused themes in Mary-Sue and grimdark stories, including random character personality (and apparently gender) changes and unnecessary violence and sexual themes. Also feel free to ignore his perfectly-normal behavior outside of this thread and the many people pointing out the trolling or going along with it because it's hilarious.
I think even my last post was more relevant to the topic than this. O.o Please don't spam for viewers. Anyway, someone kick Bio in the head again so he's in the right state of mind to continue this work of art.
surry guyz i bin bizzy wit skul werk. i did decid acktually on wut plat the stury wuz gunna fallow, rathr den makin it up as i go lik i bin dooin. alsew i swtichd comps an bin tryin 2 mak this wun gud. ima prolly rite chaptr sivin dis weekind.
Edited by UltimateChimera, 20 January 2012 - 07:33 AM.
surry guyz i bin bizzy wit skul werk. i did decid acktually on wut plat the stury wuz gunna fallow, rathr den makin it up as i go lik i bin dooin. alsew i swtichd comps an bin tryin 2 mak this wun gud. ima prolly rite chaptr sivin dis weekind.
I AWAIT EAGERLY, MY LORD.
(Okay, there's no real reason for this post, I just wanted to post that. XD)