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#101 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:27 PM

Granted, but with no wish, a black hole absorbs you~

 

I wish for a black hole to absorb me



#102 Electifried

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:13 AM

Granted, but it turns out to be one of those wormhole black holes they talk about on the science channel and you get lost in wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff that's inside.

 

 

I wish there was a cure for being dead.



#103 Quoth the Raven

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:15 AM

there is, but it turns people into zombies.

 

I wish that I could meet my favorite book character.



#104 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:16 AM

Granted! But then he kills you

 

please tell me it was scourge omg

 

i want to be a cat



#105 Haxorizer145

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:19 AM

Granted. But a car ran over you.

 

I wISH THAT dangan ronpa was reaaaal



#106 Electifried

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:21 AM

Granted, but he died in 1973.

 

 

I wish eating too much stuff didn't make people fat.



#107 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 02:07 AM

Granted, but not eating for 3 minutes kills everyone except you and me.

 

I wish for a container full of purified love, so I don't have to kill a pony-at least directly!



#108 Quoth the Raven

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 02:15 AM

Granted! But then he kills you

Dang.

 

You get it but then are arrested for illegally carrying love.

 

I wish for world peace



#109 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 02:25 AM

Granted, but it's so peaceful you don't have anything bad to compare it to.

 

I wish for a pet Changeling!



#110 Electifried

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 04:40 AM

Granted, but I become your pet changeling and I am very annoying.

 

 

I wish Silent would feed me more treats.


Edited by Electifried, 07 July 2013 - 04:40 AM.


#111 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 05:01 AM

Granted, but I accidentally feed you too many treats for your digestive system to handle: you feel abit ill for QUITE a while.

 

I wish Diamond_Lover would be more willing to be petted.



#112 Populuxe

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 05:23 AM

Granted, but now she must be pet in order for her to live.

I want proof of me becoming a builder because I was offline when it happened. -_-

#113 Luna Lens

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 05:42 AM

Granted, but you lost the file while upgrading your OS, and that part of the chat log got corrupted.

I wish Microsoft would pull their heads out of their anuses and fix Windows.

#114 Electifried

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:54 AM

Granted, but the fixes don't last forever.

 

 

I wish it was easier for people to tell that I'm not a girl.



#115 Living Ordyin

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 02:10 PM

Granted but everyone now assumes you're a pedophile.

I wish to never have any of my wishes granted.

#116 Electifried

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 04:35 PM

I don't realize this wish is impossible to grant, so you die of old age while I try to work it out.

 

 

I wish I wasn't so old now.



#117 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 06:54 PM

Granted, you are now a 7-yr-old Changeling Colt Filly!

 

I wish to cuddle with Electrified the 7-yr-old Changeling Filly.


Edited by Silent_Archer, 07 July 2013 - 06:57 PM.


#118 Electifried

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:12 PM

Granted, but you only get 1 cuddle.

 

 

I wish for a pet turtle.



#119 Haxorizer145

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:20 PM

Granted! But the turtle dies and you are accused for murder and they execute you Million Fungoes (Google it.) Style.


I wish for a glass of water.

Edited by Haxorizer145, 07 July 2013 - 07:21 PM.


#120 SilverOtter

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:22 PM

Wish granted, but the water contains Dihydrogen Monoxide.

 

I wish for a pony.



#121 Electifried

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:25 PM

Granted, but the pony smells really bad and isn't potty trained.

 

 

I wish I could exercise without getting all sweaty.



#122 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:27 PM

Granted, but you don't excercise much at all.



#123 Luna Lens

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:17 PM

I kill you from impatience.

I wish for a lifetime supply of chlorine triflouride and thermite.

#124 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:33 PM

Granted, but someone decides to burn the things. Ooh, pretty!~

 

I wish for my wish to not be whitetext



#125 Brü

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:36 PM

Your wish is not white texted. But everything else you ever write in your life will always be whitetext.

 

I wish I was immortal.



#126 Quoth the Raven

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:46 PM

You are, but now you have to watch every person you've ever known die as you have a much longer lifetime.

 

I wish I could help as many people as possible.



#127 Sokko

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:51 PM

you help someone kill you

 

I wish the granter of my wish would make up my wish



#128 Electifried

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:08 AM

Your wish is to become a tree. You must now remain in one place for thousands of years, or until someone chops you down.

 

 

I wish Minecraft updates wouldn't break all the mods.



#129 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:30 AM

Granted, but every other game bans it's mods

 

I wish for everything past this wish to be blacktext


Edited by Silent_Archer, 08 July 2013 - 12:31 AM.


#130 Electifried

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:59 AM

Everything past this wish

 

 

I wish for a muffin.



#131 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:15 AM

Grante-OH GOD WHY AM I BLUETEXT!? Am I Starrna again? Lemme check..

I should probably corrupt this pony first..

Granted, but the muffin is made by a star. It's flavoured as such. Mmm, staarrrrsss...

 

I wish to REALLY be Starrna the Changeling



#132 petmarket24

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:44 AM

Granted. But you eat apples only and die. I wish to be a cardcaptor!

#133 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:26 PM

Granted, but I dunno what that is. I don't do anything.

 

I wish to be a Changeling!



#134 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:42 PM

granted, but you die in canterlot wedding by being inprisioned

 

i wish to go to the bathroom



#135 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:51 PM

Granted, but when you leave the Bathroom, nothing else exists of your house.

 

I wish to be freed from Canterlot; I am NOT a murderer!



#136 Lazaruz95

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:05 PM

Granted, but the only way for you to be set free, is by a pardon from "Celestia", who's a changeling in disguise.

Where the real princess Celestia ended up remains an eternal mystery.

 

I wish I had a working 3D Maneuver Gear, that I can and know how to use.



#137 Colgate The Unicorn

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:57 PM

You know how to use it, but you can't use it itself.

 

I wish Story Books would come back from his rp hiatus



#138 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 08:01 PM

Granted, but everypony else either becomes terrible at RP or leaves in general, foreevveeerrrrrrrr~

 

I wish for Digibrony to.. stop. bloody. talking. for. so. long. It's like you can fit an entire fan-fic in all his sentances!



#139 Electifried

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:52 PM

He never talks again.

 

 

I wish for the real Princess Celestia to be found.



#140 Slushie

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:39 PM

She is found, but it is too late. She got deaded bai som peple with sords.

 

I wish... I WISH, for... a sandwich.

 

Lol, JK. I want better drawing skillz..



#141 Living Ordyin

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:21 AM

Y9u get a sandwich, however the sandwich is c9rrupt and evil.

 

I wish t9 never have any 9f my wishes granted.



#142 StarDash

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:21 AM

granted but it has poison and you die

 

i wish for the next pony to wish something



#143 Living Ordyin

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:23 AM

^I ninja'd y0u but I'll still p9st.

 

Granted, h9wever the wish is c9rrupt and evil and kills innocent ducklings.

 

I wish t9 never have any 9f my wishes granted.


Edited by Living Ordyin, 09 July 2013 - 12:23 AM.


#144 Lieutenant Delta

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:48 AM

Granted! Suck to suck BEEEYATTTCCHHHH

 

I wish, I was a Pink Fluffy Unicorn, Dancing on Rainbows



#145 Hieros Godhead

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:01 AM

Granted! However, the NRA decide that a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows makes a great target and shoot you down.

 

I wish for a solid gold fork.



#146 Distortion_

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:13 AM

granted. However, it's actually silver with gold spraypaint.

I wish to be under the next posters bed every night.



#147 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:21 AM

granted but then you get out of my house

 

i wish for livingordying to post in overgrowth



#148 Electifried

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:37 AM

Granted, but you can't look to see what he/she posted.

 

 

I wish Living Ordyin would stop replacing all the Os with 9s.



#149 Hieros Godhead

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:41 AM

Granted, but they are now replaced with 6 instead.

 

I wish for a tuna casserole. and a pizza.



#150 Brü

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:46 AM

Wish Granted. They're right here. Oh? You can't see them? Let me just go get a microscope...

 

I wish for a billion wishes!



#151 StarDash

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 02:30 AM

granted but you can only wish to kill yourself

 

i wish for the next person to wish something



#152 Living Ordyin

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 07:02 AM

Granted! Suck to suck BEEEYATTTCCHHHH

 

I wish, I was a Pink Fluffy Unicorn, Dancing on Rainbows

That d9esn't make sense as my wish is a parad9x because y9u cann9t grant the wish as that w9uld 6e g9ing against what the wish entails. So 6y granting the wish t9 never have any 9f my wishes granted y9u just exploded the Universe, well d9ne.


Edited by Living Ordyin, 09 July 2013 - 07:03 AM.


#153 maanu40

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 02:24 PM

what.

 

I wish people can't corrupt my wishes.


Edited by maanu40, 09 July 2013 - 02:25 PM.


#154 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 04:11 PM

Granted, but you can't corrupt other people's wishes anymore. haha, it's been corrupted!~

 

I wish for my brain to remember to make a wish


Edited by Silent_Archer, 09 July 2013 - 04:14 PM.


#155 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 04:13 PM

i wish for potatoes that are not poisonous and im invincibleeeeeeeeeeeeee



#156 Wolfey201

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 04:22 PM

Granted, but every time you are hit, a potato hits you hard in the face. So never-ending potato smacks. =3

 

I wish for Legends of Equestria not to be so laggy.



#157 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 05:20 PM

Granted, but Fighting Is Magic crashes your computer.

 

I wish for Microsoft Flight to be a Flight SIMULATOR, not a Flight Game That Requires You To Fork Over Cash For New Location!



#158 Electifried

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 06:00 AM

Granted, but it comes with no instructions and is so realistic, you have to use real money to purchase a new airplane and you die for real if you crash the plane.

 

 

 

I wish finding a good book was as easy as finding a good fanfic.



#159 Brü

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 12:50 PM

Wish Granted. But finding a good fanfic is now excruciatingly hard.

 

I wish that I had something to wish for that couldn't be horribly corrupted.



#160 Electifried

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 05:16 PM

Granted, but your wish is still moderately corrupted.

 

 

I wish fortune cookie fortunes were more interesting.



#161 Living Ordyin

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 07:19 PM

Granted but what's on the cookie comes true, you just received a fortune saying "The world will end within the hour"

I wish that my wish could wish a wish that made it so that my wishes couldn't be granted.

#162 RubyCain

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 03:59 AM

Granted. But your wish was just granted.

 

I wish I could eat Beijing Duck again.



#163 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 04:31 AM

Granted, but you can't eat chicken.

 

I wish to eat a chicken, I'm hungry.



#164 jimme neutron corndog

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 04:36 AM

Granted! But you eat some bone and die.

 

i wish to know graphical design and be cool



#165 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 04:37 AM

Granted, but I easilly beat you in my total awesome, making you so jealous you decide to just have graphics design be a passtime activity.

 

I wish for all the good strawberries on the face of this whooole planet.



#166 Brü

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 05:24 AM

Wish granted. But all those tasty strawberries fall on you and crush your bones.

 

I wish I was 20% cooler.



#167 RubyCain

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 05:30 AM

Granted, but everyone else on earth instantly becomes 80% cooler than you.

 

I wish to have Mutie as my pet cat.



#168 Quoth the Raven

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 06:52 AM

You get Mutie as your pet cat, but the Bec chases her away. Into space.

 

I wish to meet myself in the future.



#169 Brü

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 07:09 AM

Wish granted. The you from the future comes to the present causing a paradox which leads to the end of the universe.

 

I wish no one would post after this post.


Edited by Bru, 11 July 2013 - 07:09 AM.


#170 RubyCain

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 07:27 AM

Granted, but you're hallucinating this post and when you realize that you're hallucinating, you become confused.

 

I wish to read the Act 3 Intermission faster



#171 Quoth the Raven

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 07:59 AM

You do, but the Felt does stupid time stuff that traps you in an infinite loop of A3I forever.

 

I wish I could end world hunger


Edited by stardragon, 11 July 2013 - 08:01 AM.


#172 RubyCain

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 08:05 AM

Granted, but world poverty still exists. 

 

I wish I could think up of a good wish.



#173 Quoth the Raven

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 08:07 AM

Granted (I hope) but now I can't think of one.

 

I wish I had more creativity



#174 StarDash

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 08:30 AM

Granted but the mass amount of creativity explodes ur brain 
(serious question: i need a mark [name is ThunderDash {talent is speed}] ok)

i wish for a portal to equestria


Edited by MyLittlePonyBrony2, 11 July 2013 - 09:27 AM.


#175 scifidude47

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 10:47 PM

It is a portal to Equestria, but in an alternate future where ponies have evolved into carnivorous predators :3

 

I WISH TO BE GOOD AT WRITING



#176 StarDash

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:08 PM

granted but everyone else is better than you 

 

i wish for super speed w/ wings



#177 Slushie

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:12 PM

Granted, but the wings grow out of your eyes and you can only go fast if you are flying backwards.

 

I wish for a better computer.



#178 Haxorizer145

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:14 PM

Granted. But the computer hacks into Hasbro and cancels that show about ponies.

I wish for Million Fungoes cutscene to be not so bloody.

#179 RubyCain

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:15 PM

Granted, but Leon still dies painfully.

 

I wish for Homestuck merchandise.


Edited by RubyCain, 11 July 2013 - 11:16 PM.


#180 Haxorizer145

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:20 PM

Granted. But the Merchandise is so much that it causes an avalanche and kills you.

I wish that my Dangan Ronpa OTPs were canon.

#181 RubyCain

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:22 PM

Granted, but they all die painfully.

 

I wish I had more time.



#182 Member1221

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:24 PM

Times gets corrupt. and you have never existed

(xD did wrong 1 before this)


Edited by Member1221, 11 July 2013 - 11:30 PM.


#183 Haxorizer145

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:34 PM

PARADOX TIME

I wish for a duck.

#184 RubyCain

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:34 PM

Granted, but it gets cooked Beijing Duck style.

 

I wish for a good wish.



#185 Electifried

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:36 PM

You get a good wish, but you don't like the results.

 

 

I wish people would quit ninjaing me. Srsly, that was 2 ninjas in a row :(


Edited by Electifried, 11 July 2013 - 11:37 PM.


#186 Haxorizer145

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:37 PM

RUN *RED comes from nowhere.*

I wish for a plush Naegi.

#187 RubyCain

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:39 PM

Granted, but he gets executed the same way as Naegi.

 

I wish for a pet kitteh



#188 Haxorizer145

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 11:41 PM

(Naegi dosen't get executed. Okay, but he didn't die. So I still have my plushie.)

The kitty explodes.

I wish FOR LEON KUWATA TO BE REAAAAAAAAL

Edited by Haxorizer145, 11 July 2013 - 11:42 PM.


#189 Electifried

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:21 PM

She is now real, but everyone else is no longer real.

 

 

I wish McDonald's sold healthier food.



#190 Wolfey201

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:37 PM

Granted, but now all other food is fatter.

 

I wish I had a drawing tablet.



#191 scifidude47

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:28 AM

You get a broken drawing tablet.

 

I WISH I COULD MAKE GOOD DUBSTEP



#192 Sokko

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:45 AM

it's so good ponies get jealous of you and murder you.

 

I WISH FOR A WISH FOR A WISH!!!



#193 scifidude47

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:47 AM

You get a wish of a wish, but you make a crappy wish.

 

I WISH EQUESTRIA WAS ON EARTH



#194 RubyCain

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 02:46 AM

Granted, but people are mean and they ruin it for everyone.

 

I wish memes just disappeared when they become cliche and overused.



#195 Electifried

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 02:46 AM

Granted, but now there aren't anymore memes.

 

 

 

I wish for $10.



#196 Angry Brachydios

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 03:33 AM

Granted, but it's a school bill that expires tomarrow.

 

I wish for spaaaaaaaace



#197 Electifried

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 05:54 AM

Granted, your 101 pet changelings move away, giving you more space.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.



#198 Sokko

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 10:51 AM

sleep is nessecary, you will eventually die.

 

I WISH FOR A CORRUPT WISH



#199 Slushie

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 01:37 PM

Too bad. Heres a lollipop.

 

I wish that I had a good music program. 

 

((Edit: I just noticed Sokko was banned. Oh noes! I lost a friend today...))


Edited by SlasherWild, 14 July 2013 - 01:42 PM.


#200 Squint

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 02:06 PM

*beaned

 

Course! Just pay over 200 quid, and there you go.

 

I wish I had AC:NL.




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