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#101 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:08 PM

I forgot to put holes in the box. You suffocated.

A hamster

#102 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:13 PM

I put it in your bathtub.

Shrink ray.

#103 Adios

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:16 PM

I shrink you and step on you.

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#104 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:20 PM

(was hoping a more imaginative way of killing me- oh well)

I burn the most annoying song onto it and put it on loop forever.

Have an inch of play-doh

#105 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:25 PM

I eat it and it gives me super powers. I use my powers to cook you with my fire breath.

A hexagon.

#106 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:27 PM

I use it in a rube-Goldberg machine to kill you.

Have a cursor.

#107 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:29 PM



Glue.

#108 Squint

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 07:59 PM

I force you to eat it, and you die from glue poisoning. (I guess)

Gaffa tape.

#109 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:04 PM

I tape you up and throw you into mount doom.

Have an angry mother.

#110 SnazzyDinoMo

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:10 PM

She force feed you sprouts you instantly die

A Top Hat, Old Bean

#111 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:11 PM

I fill it with acid and give it back.

Half of Spatt.

#112 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:14 PM

I keep the evil half, you get the annoying playful/ childish half. After hours of being locked in a room with him, your head explodes.

a magic wand.

#113 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:16 PM

You didn't understand what I said, I meant you'd been torn ion half and I gave your other half back. For that, you stay alive!

A piece of my hair.

#114 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:20 PM

((You only said half, you can't reject the death I give you just because of my imagination being better than yours.))

I attach it to a voodoo doll and throw it in a lake. You drowned.


A mask

#115 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:29 PM

((I was joking, you can't say my imagination is worse thoug, you don't even know me))

#116 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:30 PM

It is torture mask from saw. You put it on, and your head get impaled by spikes.

A gun with Ice Bullets.

Edited by Moonlight97, 29 April 2012 - 08:30 PM.


#117 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:32 PM

((Jeez why can't people just take a joke, seriously.))

I took the and use it to with the in your face to make you dead.

A novel that you wrote yourself.

Why you got to ninja me like that Moonlight? Why?

Edited by Spatt, 29 April 2012 - 08:32 PM.


#118 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:34 PM

((Wait what? Your death for me had like no subjects in it at all...))

I read my horribly written Fan Fic to you, and you kill your self from how much bad grammar it has.

A block of sandstone.

#119 Mr_PATRIK

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:36 PM

I turn that sandstone into sand, lure you into a 1x1 hole and put said sand on top of you.

A kitten.

#120 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:37 PM

((I was responding to Blaser and the fact that he didn't give me an item to kill him with, but you ninja'd me.))

I hold the sandstone in my hand and type /kill daylight97

A pig


DAMMIT PEOPLE STOP NINJAING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by Spatt, 29 April 2012 - 08:38 PM.


#121 Adios

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:39 PM

I fatten the pig ridiculously, then drop him on you.

Large red font.

#122 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:39 PM

/give Piratesword saddle
You put the saddle on the pig and it falls off a cliff and you both die.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The color purple.

Edited by Moonlight97, 29 April 2012 - 08:40 PM.


#123 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:42 PM

I tell Twilight Sparkle that you stole one of her books, you better run.

Skype.

#124 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:43 PM

I can't kill you with soft ware...

Have a living bat.

#125 Spatt

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:45 PM

I beet you with it as it yells at me to stop. (Get it! I'm funny!)

A house.

Edited by Spatt, 29 April 2012 - 08:46 PM.


#126 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:47 PM

You walk into the "Flooded House"; go to sleep and never wake up

SCP-40

#127 Mr_PATRIK

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:49 PM

Since I don't know what that is, i google it, purchase it, then ship it straight into your face killing you instantly.

Another kitten.

#128 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:50 PM

Another aids ridden cat claws your face giving you aids and you die eventually.

Walter C.

#129 DingusMcgee

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:10 PM

I kick his ass and bash you with his body.

SCP-173.

#130 Moonlight97

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:14 PM

I turn off the power from another room for an instant, and he snapped your neck.

SCP-081

#131 DingusMcgee

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:28 PM

I leave you in a room with the ashes of a victim that was infected with the SCP and you get infected and start dying.

I give you a teddy bear.

Edited by British Derpy, 29 April 2012 - 10:32 PM.


#132 smartuy

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:30 PM

I open it up partway, and i cover your head with it.

I give you Google Chrome

#133 Bonafide Brony

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:04 AM

I use internet explorer instead, you cry soo much you die due to shortness of breath.

GoW:Lancer ( you may see where this is going)

Edited by Drake Dashing, 30 April 2012 - 12:05 AM.


#134 scifidude47

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:14 AM

CHAINSAW KILL

Xbox 360 controller

#135 S0NIC RAINB00M

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:09 AM

Plug it into your butt, and make you walk off a cliff... Shit.. You respawned. Oh well. Walk in front of a train but disconnect the wire before it hits :3

You gets a golden star for being a model student

Edited by S0NIC RAINB00M, 30 April 2012 - 03:10 AM.


#136 Adios

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:10 AM

Error: Object expected, none recieved.

A pencil.

#137 Magicard101

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:15 AM

i Draw the drigrams for a death star,and when i complete the death star,i destroy you with it,while your playing minecraft and watching mlp:fim

The death star

#138 1jedi96

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:19 AM



You get hit by one of the fragments that was propelled out into space, and die.

I give the next person a copy of the game ET for the Atari

#139 DingusMcgee

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 08:21 AM

I insert the disc into the Atari, then I beat you to pieces with it and I finish you off by making you swallow the disc, afterwards I repair the Atari and I buy a new copy.

I give you... An internet.

Edited by British Derpy, 30 April 2012 - 08:25 AM.


#140 scifidude47

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:12 AM

I expose you to grimdark. you get depressed and die.

I give a commercial.

#141 Thardoc

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:17 AM

it's a commercial for meow manor, you didn't survive

a give a straw

#142 Bonafide Brony

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:48 AM

I put the straw in a bottle of poison, then you drink it.


Fluttershy.

#143 Metallic Owl

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:49 PM

Hey Fluttershy... He kidnapped angel...

"Ooh.. hey.. wait... WHAT!?..."

Have fun bro..

Teddy Bear.

#144 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:12 PM

A teddy bear... MADE IN CHINA! *tears off bear head, revealing a knife*

Air.

#145 Spatt

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:16 PM

You get sucked up into a tornado.


Cheddar Cheese.

#146 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:21 PM

I enchant it to clone itself infinitely, you drown in cheese.

a wii remote.

#147 krigshisser41

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:07 PM

beats the crap out of you.

a leaf

#148 Distortion_

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 06:50 PM

I use the tissue and fletch it into thread. I poke it up a terminally ill persons nose who has been affected by a fierce, painfull and non treatable bioweapon. I cook you a steak, hide the tiny thread in it an watch you eat it. You slowly start too feel strange, seering pains shoot through your chest. As you make your way to a phone you cough up blood. You cannot dial because you get blinded due to your eyes melting out of your sockets. As you slip to the floor begging for a final blow, your organs explode rapidly after eachother. The last explosion vaporises you.


Take a bucket.

#149 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 06:52 PM

I fill it with acid and put it on your head.

Have this.

#150 Spatt

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 06:55 PM

I take this and use this to do this with this so the this makes this happen to this which in turn turns this into this, thus killing you.

A rainbow.

#151 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 06:59 PM

I run out and send you to the rainbow factory.

Pogo the clown.

#152 Spatt

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 07:02 PM

Posted Image

An empty Pepsi bottle.

#153 Dark Aura

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 07:12 PM

Fill it up with poison and hand it to you, calling it the new almond-flavored Pepsi.

A sudden, shameless plot device.

#154 DingusMcgee

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 03:28 PM

You read it and you get so diversed in it you suddenly decide to shoot yourself.

Enderpearl.

#155 Spatt

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 03:30 PM

You accidentally drop it in the lava, getting teleported inside.

A cardboard box.

#156 DingusMcgee

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 03:34 PM

You try to infiltrate a high tech security outpost with it, only to be spotted moments later when you bump into a guard.

Epic Sax Guy.

Edited by Orpheleus, 05 May 2012 - 03:34 PM.


#157 Bonafide Brony

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 06:25 PM

You get whacked with his sax.


Sulfuros, the hand of Ragnaros!

#158 Shenko

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 06:38 PM

I hurl a fireball at you.

Stereoscopic glasses

#159 nightcaller92

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 08:30 PM

I present you with a stereoscopic image of a fist. I force the glasses onto your head and the fist pops out and punches you, knocking you out. I then throw you into the highway.

As I walk away from the scene, I forget my box of supplies. The box has a long rope, a glass of water, and a packet of sleeping powder inside.

#160 Kasatome

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 05:56 PM

I put you to sleep with the powder, tie you up with the rope, which seems to be made of cotton candy. Upon waking up the water is slowly dripping from the bottle, dissolving the rope as you hang over lava.

I present to you... Bacon.

#161 Stardustboy

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 07:09 PM

I give you the bacon and tell the guys from Epic meal time that you stole it

Here have a Iphone

#162 Kasatome

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 02:14 PM

The stupidity of the Apple product gives you a brain hemorrhage and you die.

The essence of life itself.

#163 nightcaller92

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 08:04 PM

I create a concoction to invert the properties of the essence and throw it at you.

Here, have a mini fridge.

#164 BeTa77

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:25 PM

I turn it on, cram you inside, and leave you there.


A toenail clipper.

#165 nightcaller92

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:29 PM

Give me three minutes.

*Mechanical re-engineering*

I cut you in half with the clipper.

I leave a stuffed animal at the scene.

#166 CaptainSnowman

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:33 PM

I demonize the teddy bear to hunt you down, and hug you to death

Box 'o donuts

#167 nightcaller92

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:35 PM

I compact the donuts into a small ball and shove it down your windpipe.

I drop a small pocket knife.

#168 BeTa77

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:57 PM

Beat you to death with the back part of it cuz I'm a hipster.

A plushie of fluttershy

#169 herbie153

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 10:07 PM

gives you a plushie of fluttershy then burn it with you.

A Ford Bronco

#170 doublej1337

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 10:36 PM

I run you over with the Bronco and repeatedly run you over to blood soup.

A Propane Tank

Edited by doublej1337, 09 May 2012 - 10:40 PM.


#171 Vita

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 10:43 PM

Attach to Flamethrower and burns you to death.

Item: cake

Edited by stuph3d-chick3n, 09 May 2012 - 10:44 PM.


#172 nightcaller92

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 10:58 PM

I extract its essence of lie and merge you with it, causing you to fade away...

I forget my chemistry set where you used to be.

#173 Vita

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:06 AM

Recover the chemistry set, Mix 2 chemical together to create a neurotoxicant and stuff it down your throat.

Item:Empty Pistol

#174 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:16 AM

I pistol whip you until you die.

A thousand beach balls.

#175 herbie153

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 01:03 AM

i shall drop the beach balls from the Enolga Gay to crush you

Ferdinand Porsche (you may have to do some research)

#176 Vita

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:39 AM

Ferdinand Porsche ask to build a Volkswagen Beetle and run you over with it.

Item:Pillow

#177 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:41 AM

I put it over your face.

Have some cookies.

#178 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:41 AM

I stick the crumbs in your eyes.

The next person recieves a berry

Edited by SatansSoul, 10 May 2012 - 02:43 AM.


#179 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:43 AM

I ninja'd you. I take the berry and extract the most poisonous juices out of it and force you to drink them.

Take a water bottle.

#180 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:44 AM

I empty the bottle into your mouth, then I smack you across the face with the bottle and your head explodes.

Next item: Comb

#181 Vita

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:44 AM

Add 3000kg of salt and make you drink it

Item: TV


Use comb and comb all your skin off.

Item: TV

Edited by stuph3d-chick3n, 10 May 2012 - 02:46 AM.


#182 Magicard101

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:56 AM

I make you wash my little pony generation 1,2,3 for all eternity.

Item: :ugeek:

#183 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:58 AM

I fill you with :ugeek: you become such a :ugeek: that you kill yourself

Item: Health bar

#184 Magicard101

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:02 AM

I grab the health bar break it in half and use it like double swords,and kill you with them.

SatansSoul (not the devil,i mean the user)

#185 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:04 AM

I use myself to annoy and confuse you so much you blow your brains out.

Item: Dust

#186 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 04:31 AM

You breath it in and choke to death.

Gummy bears.

#187 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 04:35 AM

I overfeed them to you, you get so fat you explode.

Next item: A flower

#188 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 04:36 AM

It turns out you're allergic to this flower. I put it under your nose and you die from allergies.

A slice of pizza.

#189 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 04:59 AM

I slap you everywhere with the pizza slice, your body ached so much you fell over dead.

Next item: The letter "U"

#190 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:03 AM

I use the letter "U" like a boomerang and bonk you so hard on the head that you die.

The "U" fragments into a pair of "J"s.

#191 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:08 AM

I hook the "J"'s around your neck, and choke you to death.

Next item: Nightcaller92's spine

#192 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:15 AM

I backpedal as quickly as I can and ram you using my spine off a cliff.

A jar of peanut butter.

#193 InthelittleGamer

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:23 AM

makes a samwich and puts posion in it and you eat it and die X3

a piece of tape

#194 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:24 AM

I repeatedly use the piece of tape like wax paper until I wax away your brain.

I leave a bucket.

#195 InthelittleGamer

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:26 AM

wacks you with the bucket until you die

i leave a piece of ceral

#196 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:26 AM

I use the cereal as a bullet, I shoot the cereal from a Desert Eagle, it pierces your throat

Next item: A muffin

Edited by SatansSoul, 10 May 2012 - 05:27 AM.


#197 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:27 AM

Cereal in your windpipe. Degenerative of health. You die.

Have a plate.

*GASP!* DOUBLE NINJA!

#198 Thardoc

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:40 AM

I break teh plate in half then cut you up with the now sharp end/.

You recieve, a lozenge

#199 Terkoiz951

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 10:02 AM

I lodge the lozenge in your throat trying to stop your annoying cough.

You find the lozenge wrapper.

#200 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 11:24 AM

I put the lozenge wrapper over your mouth loosely the next time you sleep.

I leave a book on the ground.


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