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Posted 19 August 2012 - 09:45 PM

it didn ot wark.


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Posted 19 August 2012 - 10:53 PM

God damnit Supernoob beat me to killing Sarif!

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 12:45 AM

I maed sum AWESM FAN ART

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 01:05 AM

and here is my take on the epic batel seen on planit planit water planit

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 01:15 AM

Bootifel. Jutsy bootifel.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 01:16 AM

Im gripped by this story, MOAR!

#107 imnotparanoid

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 08:55 AM

Mace is ART GOD

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 08:26 PM

CHAPTER 13
"I am dad that he died befre I could ask crestions :(" said philly
she was sad.
"It will be ok" said herpy for making feel better. mace was brooding "Hmm pof " he said " what could supernoob be and y
does he kill our target?" se said. Maybe he is ASSASION!? said herpy loud with ideas.
tis was strange and tit meant the consikonky went deeper than they fort.
far deepr than a deep hole. deep like a mine. or a hole.
They all got on a spaceship and went on the space and went to the shady desart planet. they went to the gangsta bar andswas there
to ask if maybe there was anyone hoo know where suparnoob or what supernoob is.

CHAPTER 14
Philly and mace and herpy had diffrent plons to get the information. Herpy was gong to try suduction and mace was going to try HITTING
philly was going to try tek deck tricks. Herpy went up to a gangsta and said "Hiiii beutfil do you wanna kiss!?" the gangsta slapped him and shot
him with a dart gun and herpy was annoyed because his foot was shot and had a shark in it. Meen wile mace was beating up a guy and the guy was not impressed
by maces strongth. Nace actiated his hitting augmentation and hit hard like a panther. the guy said " ah ah no dont hit ah oh no." and mace said "WHERE IS SUPERNOOB"
and the guy said supernoob is at boonty hunter plaent!" and mace punched him unconcius with special punch!
Philly got her tech deck ownt and did lots of flips and twirls and spins and flips and everyone was impressed and philly dauid" IF I DO the mega special move" " will you
tell me hoo supernoob is" and they said they would so she did the special move and it was cool and the ysaid supernoob was a booty hunter that kileld people for money
They all got back t ospace and set corse to bonty hunar planet.

CHAPTER 15
Lord kakapo was angry that mace and herpy had beaten him ar water planet. he was not happy about this. He deided that SUNATCO was the biggest
fret to him and it had to be killed and fastly with quick. he got on the telephone and phoned for the space ship shop
and he bought a ship called 'KILLER' it was a scary name that would scare the enemies. he got his weapons and cigars and he was
reayd to attack SUNATCO and kill alpha space manderly. THis would make manderly die.

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 08:40 PM

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 09:07 PM

MORE AWSUM FAN ART

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also me and herpy dot hav our long flowing hare on this pictur because the desert planit is hot so we cut our hair short so our heds do not get hot

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 09:54 PM

Long ago I masted the art of Tech Deck tricks, I'm glad it was finally put to good use.

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 12:38 PM

THis would make manderly die.


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Posted 22 August 2012 - 03:07 PM

I have written a sidefic to this fic:

Imnotparanoid was sitting in plains minding his own

business when suddenly he felt a giant pulling on

his big toe. He opened his eyes and he was in

herpy_dooves house and in his bedroom and on his

bed was sitting a cat.
"Hello paranoid" said the cat and paranoid thought

this was very weird because cats can't speak.
"I am actually philly" 'Oh said paranoid'
Then philly turned back into a human no i mean pony

and then they made pony love kissy times on herpydooves' bed.

Then later, actually a day later, and it was in

mumble and imnotparanoid was telling herpy_dooves

about it and Blackdutchie heard it and said "I must

write a fanfic about this!" So he acidentally

pressed the button for windows calculator, then

closed that and opened notepad. He started typing

really quick and making giant run-on sentances

because there was some time pressure on him to

relase the fanfic. And finally it was done and he

posted it in mumble and then finally in paranoid'd

fanfic trhread.



Edited a bit for mature content.

#114 imnotparanoid

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 03:12 PM

true story

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 05:00 PM

I have written a sidefic to this fic:

Imnotparanoid was sitting in plains minding his own

business when suddenly he felt a giant pulling on

his big toe. He opened his eyes and he was in

herpy_dooves house and in his bedroom and on his

bed was sitting a cat.
"Hello paranoid" said the cat and paranoid thought

this was very weird because cats can't speak.
"I am actually philly" 'Oh said paranoid'
Then philly turned back into a human no i mean pony

and then they made pony love kissy times on herpydooves' bed.

Then later, actually a day later, and it was in

mumble and imnotparanoid was telling herpy_dooves

about it and Blackdutchie heard it and said "I must

write a fanfic about this!" So he acidentally

pressed the button for windows calculator, then

closed that and opened notepad. He started typing

really quick and making giant run-on sentances

because there was some time pressure on him to

relase the fanfic. And finally it was done and he

posted it in mumble and then finally in paranoid'd

fanfic trhread.



Edited a bit for mature content.

...wat. That isn't quite how this story went. Paranoid was being super hyper and needed to go to bed, and when he wouldn't I teleported him to Herpy__Dooves's bed since Paranoid never builds and I couldn't think of where his bed would be. And then he got mad and tried to drown me.

#116 imnotparanoid

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 05:16 PM

I do build!
And dutchie has it 100% correct!

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 10:02 PM

CHAPTER 16
Alpha space manderly was at his desk and was eating his lunch and he was eating salad ecaes he wanted to help his health and hbe ok
in the future.
"I am glad that we won the battle on water planit but oh I wonder were mace and herpy went with the gurl I wonder where" said alpha space manderly
RIng rong went the fone.
"Who wasfone?" wondered alpha space manderly.
He picjed the phone
"AHA I AM KAKAPO AND I WILL DESKSTORY YOU SUNATCO!" said the voice
"Hoo is this?" asked alpha scared manderly.
"I am Lord kakapo prepear to dead!" hunged up the phone
ALpha space manderly was not happy to this message and said ALL AGENT HI ALERT! we are going to be FIGHT!

CHAPTER 17
Jello cubez was in her nest and had a trillion eggs and was hoppy that she had lots of aliensto have as slaves. "Is the racket
done yeti?" she axed to an alien
No ir is not" sad the alien "because we are aliens and we do not know how to make rockets!" Jello SCREEMD!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
she tail whipped the alien with LETHAL HIT. "Go in the rocket and find how to get rockety!" she angred at other aliens
They got onthe ship and went to space to find awnsers of how.

CHAPTER 18
In this chapter herpy and mace and philly arrive at bonty hunter planet. THey got off the ship and were ready for mystery solving.
THere were lots of shady tipes there and they did not want to be mugged or robbed.
"We have to be careful" said herpy wiseauly.
"yes" said philly
Mace grinted because he was not as friendly (unless you know him cus then he is actually nice) They went walking through the
alleys. allesy. They sow a shop and the sign was "SUPPERNOOBASIAN"
"dis is where supernoob asssasin lives!2 saidphilly
SHE WAS 100% CORREKT

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 10:07 PM

RIP alien

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 10:16 PM

They sow a shop and the sign was "SUPPERNOOBASIAN"
"dis is where supernoob asssasin lives!2 saidphilly
SHE WAS 100% CORREKT

What a brilliant deduction! But seriously, who was phone? (other than Kakapo, I mean)

#120 imnotparanoid

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 10:55 PM

Ratty was fone

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Posted 30 August 2012 - 12:35 PM

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:21 PM

CHPATER 19
They trio wnet int othe shop to look for supernoob, thye looked up high and down low and lookedin drawers and stuff. supernoob was
newt home.
"Lets look four clews!" suggestid philly
"that is a good suggetion!" said herpy
they went looking with maginiofiey glasses and wrote down SUSPISIONS on notepads.
Philyl used red pen and mace used a 100%black pen and herpy used that too because they both used specal SUNATCO space pens.
mace spotooed a suspision, it was a note it said 'AHAHAHA I killed Safif because I was told ttou by Danny B!"
"Danny B made him do it do it!" said herpy with realising!
Then they herd a screem, it was a philyl screem!
"der is a dead boby!" said philyl with scare!

CHAPTER 20
THe dead baody was supernoob and he had been kut in harf by karate chop! all trge blood was alaround and it made herpy naseus because he
dididnt lick blood because he was senstiive.
"whoo could have dun this!?!?!? "demanded mace
Jutsy then a phone went rignign it was phillys built in song player built in phone. (THE SONFG PLAYER WAS FIXED SINCE LAST TIME OK!)
"Herpy picked it up because philly couldnt because she was still screaming about supernoob.
"Hello who is it?2" asked herpy
"Dis id alpha space manderly!!!!" said alpha space manderly (on fonE)
"Alpha space manderly what is it?!?!?!" said herpy
"the kakapos r atticing help!" said alpha and then explosions heard.
We habe to go help SUNATCO from defending! said mace!

CHAPTER 21
they were aboot to leaf the shop then a sack went on philly with mega surspise!
"Ha ha!" said a man!
"I am danny B and I have kidnapped your firend and you CANNOY STOP ME!" he used jet pack feet to fly really high and carried philyl who was tripped
in the sadsac
"We have to save philly!" said herpy!
"no order is to save SUANTCO!" said mace!

What happend next? U decide!

do dey
-save philly

ottter

-save SUNATCO
?!?!?!?!?! CHOOSE!

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:25 PM

mace and herpy shud go save philyl and send the otter to save SUNATCO

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:40 PM

mace and herpy shud go save philyl and send the otter to save SUNATCO

That seems like the best course of action to me too. Although, if the otter is adorable, then I want it to save me. And then I can have an awesome otter pal for the rest of the story.

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:58 PM

I think we should go and save SUNATCO, even though I love philly SUNATCO is super cool and Kakapos are scaaaaary

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:58 PM

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That seems like the best course of action to me too. Although, if the otter is adorable, then I want it to save me. And then I can have an awesome otter pal for the rest of the story.


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Posted 08 September 2012 - 11:41 PM

I vote ottter!

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 04:04 PM

CHAPTER 22
"We have to save SUNATCO!" said herpy and mace
"yes otter you save Philly!" said mace
Otter was calistos reincarnation as otter and worked for SUNATCO and was an otter and has sharp otter teef.
"Okay I will save philly" said otter and went in its helicopter to chase Danny B
herpy and mace got in the space ship and flew to SUANTCO theygot all the lasers ready and the sheelds and the gin
"We must stop Kakapo from killing Alpha space mandlerly!" said mace
it was exciting

CHAPTER 23
Otter was flying fast and shotting weapons at Danny B danny b shot bombs and rockets back but otter diged.
"I WILL STEAL PHILLY U CANNOT STRAP ME!" shouted Danny B with MEGA ANGER.
"help!" said philly in the sack, she was not liking being i nthe sack.
"Give back philly you BAD GUY!" said otter and shot otter stings!
the stings hit danny b and poisined him and he got knocked out and his jet pack feet turned off andhe went down fast to the floor
"aaaaaaH oh no!" said philly with TERRORISTTS
otter jumped and did a barrel roll and grabbed the sack and laded with a pumf nose.
"Thanks for saving me said philly with releaf"!

CHAPTER 24
"DANNY B I AM UPSET WITH YOU!" saodphilly to danny B
"arr I was not want to be krilled by you!" said danny B
"why did u kil lsarif!!!" demanded philly
"I killed sarif because he was an PROOF that I am ingry with you!"
"WHO ARE YOU" said otter
Danny B pulled his mask off and it was revealed that he was
pYARsTURM

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 04:11 PM

MEGA FREAKING PLOT TWIST
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 08:22 PM

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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:49 PM

CHAPTER 25
herpy andmace got off the ship. the SUNATCO was prepard for attac, tthey had made walls and trecnhes on their spac ship for
Defrending.
"Herp adn mace ger WEAPONS!" said alphaspacemandelry with heroing!
The gribbed weapons and picked lasers guns and rocks.
"look and load!" said mace COOLEY
they locked and load the battle was started and kakapo ships shot seed guns and angry rant missliles but it was ok becaws
all the missiles missed HA HA get it?! Thje lasers did not miss. though. and blew up bits of SUNATCO, it belw up the snack machine
and philyls guest room and the room by tommy wiseau and it blew up turret guns also. The battle was bad and soon a kakpo borded
the SUNATCO shop.
"ready 4 fithg mace!?" siad herpies.

CHAPTER 2six
Herpy shot his laser gun with aim and kileld some kakapos and meanwhile mace shot with firing everywhere! PRO SKILLS
he killed 400 kakapos in a minuite which was his record!
"why u so good at fiting " asked herpy
"I was traind by Guinther hermann!" said mace and there was battle noises from behind, they were surrounded.
jutsy then the racket crashed into the SUNATCO base and the xeneomorfs came out and hissed and reered. they had scratchy claws
they stole some plans for rockets and climbed onto kakapo ship and kileld kakapos and flew it back to jello planit.
Herpy and mace was not able to kil lall the kakapos and went towards escpap pod.
"ALpha space manderly no!" said mace and saw alpha get blowed up i na boom! his head ecsploded!
they used the meergancy erect button and flew out of the ship to saftey of the near planit which was caleld Hong Kong.

CHAPTER 27
Philyl and calisto otter were socked!
pYAR was Danny B!
it was shocking!
"Y r ubad now!" asked philly
and calisto said
"yes acculy why tell me!"
I am evil bcause I... I...
I LUVVED U PHILLY said pYARsTIRM
philyl bloshed and then pURE said
"I am try to forget about ucus I thought you DEED s I tried to make you not remembred!"
pHIlly said
"I forgiv you..>"
and he died and she was cry tears.
"There there" said otter and was comfortable, comfot, comforting.

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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:51 PM

add me neeow :D

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 12:41 AM

But pYAR... i luvved u too =(

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 08:52 PM

CHAPTER 28
Mace and herpy landid on the hong kong strreets and people gaffred arond the excap pod. they got out and mace said
"we escape but at wat cost"
Herpy was sad because alpha space manderly has died and he was a good man and he was killed in a rotten way.
"Pople of hong kong!" said mace with shout! "Where is your leader (mayor(king(leader)))?" he asked
"I AM THEIR LEADER!" said a voice!
A man stepepd out of the door and it was MERCENARY POPE
Mercanary pope was bad guy who had laser eyes and rocket knees and he was really strong like a strong guy and he could hit things
fast with his fists and his lasers and his fists sometimes too.
"SURRENDOOR NOW! or prepare to fite!" said mercanary pope.
There was a gasp from herpy.
Herpy was not scared of death, but he was scared of Marauders shields.
"RUN!" said mace with cowardness and they ran down the roads with litning fast speed.

CHAPTER 29
Jello was recive the plonz from the alien thiefs and she said
"AAAAAAR!!!! now we can build a roket! they built a rocket called STABBER and they were ready to eat the good ones.
She kileld her thiefs with HONOUR atack because thye had honoured her. the rocet was finished soon and all jellos eggs hatched
"Now I can be alien and win!" said jello
"Bye jello good luck!" said beta77 who was jellos husband. Matthew winston wanted to be husband though and he was sulky in the alien
prison jail. The rocket launced and was heading towards the most important place of all.
HEREFORD!

CHAPTER 30
Philyl and calisto otter where in the resterant and were reminising baout pURE because calsto otter has told
hpilly thta she is actually calisto the vole queen but re incarnation of her.
"calist otter I have to tel lyou sumthing said philly" I... I..."
"ssssh dont say now it is too sad time" said calisto otter with guessing what philyl would say.
they drank the coughee which was nice. and it was nice. THey were wondering how they would get back to mace and herpy
becayse mace and herpy is their friends. they wanted to go back but there was not any bus to SUANTCO because SUNATCO is secret.
"I want to go back to philyl castle ;_; " said philly and was crying because she missed her frinds.
it was sad :(

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 10:04 PM

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 12:57 AM

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:11 PM

CHAPTER 31
WOAH SPEKAL GUEST WRITER MACEWINDOWS!!!! :o :o

Mace and herpy had to ran fast to get to the other place wich was not where they were. They went fastly trough ally ways and streets and concrete blockades which left lots of dust when they broke. they ran fast for 210 seconds until they got to a deadend!
"We are doomed!" Said herpy with scared voice
"no because we will fight them or die fighting!" said mace back.
mercenary pope came around the corner and was looking angry

"how dare you come to hong kong uninvited it is very rud now prepare to DEATH."

mercenary pope pulled out all his SUPER GUNS and was triple wielding his mashin guns.

"Get redy to use your SPECIAL DODGE TM!" saided mace orderingly.
"READI" said back herpy with readiness.

the mercenary pope started shooting on milyion bullets from his machine guns and they went all around mace and herpy but they were dodging so they did not get hurt or shot. the bullets flew into the building behind them and caused MASSIVE EXPLOSION because the building was a bombs factory. Mace and herpy stood up from the dodge and saw the whole in the wal.
"herpy you distract him i will go in the bomb factory!" said mace as he ran through the wall.
"no the bombs will blow up and kill you!" said fast back from herpy.
but mace did not listen. he ran through the wall into the bomb factory. after mercenary pope stopped shoting the guns at herpy he went to reload DAMN he said and herpy gasped at this swear words. herpy used his super legs and rugby tackled mercenary pope before the reload culd complete. the mercenary pope shouted and droped his guns. they hit the floor and there aws a big kratos where he landed because mercenary pope was super and heavy. herpy stood fast and Picked up the gun with reflexes and mercenary pope saw with one eye (becus he could move them like chameleon)
quickly the mercenary pope shotted a lazor bem at herpy from his eyes and hit him in the elbows OW he said but was not dead or injured so he got the gun and ran away. he did a dive and crashed through the ceiling and landed next to mace who was picking up a bomb.
herpy looked at mace "A BOMB!" he shouted
mace looked back at herpy and his gun and said YES the bombs will kill the pope and save us from the evil and hong kong will be fre!

jutsy then the wal exploded and mercenary pope came in with his laser shoter eyes he used to blow up the wall. mace and herpy god nocked on the floor from the wal falling over. mercenary pope was stading there with his SUPER SHOTGUN aimed at mace. ha ha ha you are going to die said mercenary pope and shotted his gun in mace's face OH NO!
herpy was mad and shouted NOOOOOOOOO!!!! and fired his machine gun at the mercenary pope but missed. mercenary pope looked at herpy and laughed like HO HO HO HA HE HE. you are bad at shooting the super guns because you are not super enough you are just normal like a squirrel eating nuts in a forest. you missed me and i will not die now!"
herpy smiled with happy. "No i am good shooter because look at the bomb!"
mercenary pope looked down and saw the bomb had been shot. the bomb activated because the bullets were super and there was a huge BOOOOOOM. the explosion blew up all of the planet hong kong and killed mercenary pope and herpy and mace too PROBABLY?!?!

no because they are the main characters (duhhhh)

the piece of hong kong they were on was safe because herpy was holding a SUPER GUN which protected them from the explosions. the piece was flying through space to another planet which was really far away. while they were flying herpy got sad because mace got shot in the face. he waked over to where mace was on the flor from after being shot and was said "WHY ARE YOU DIE?"
jutsy then mace turned around with okay and intact face! he was alive! he looked up at herpy and said "my face is augmented" and they laughed because they were not dead.

after 23 minutes the piece of hong kong entered the atmosfere of the unknown planet. they went really fast and crashed into the ground and made lots of dust! after the dust cleared they standed up and saw tha they crashed into a building. they look and saw that they had landed next to philly and calisto the otter!!
"hello philly we are saved and so are you!" said herpy. philly happied on her face and said "yay i am glad hat you did not be dead because that would make us all very sad" everyone had higs each other and herpy and mace gave out otter treats from their eye augments to calisto because she was a really good agent. but the happiness could not last forever because the bad news had came.
"calisto i have bad news for you and for eveyrone at SUNATCO." said mace. calisto had shocked WHAT? herpy lookd at calisto sadly and say Alpha space manderley was killed by the klingonapos lasers!!!
calisto was even more shocked. OH NO she said! she was not very sad at alpha space manderley dying because she did not like his squaky voice but now she was unemployed.

CHAPTER 32

"we need to save the univorse!" said mace who was new leader of UNATCO
"Yes!" said the other ones.
They got a paper notepad from philyls purse and wrote on it

MISSiON plan!
1: get wepons
2: defeet kakapo
3: DINNER
4: Blowup jello
5: TEA
6: Romance
7: Destroy tsarbomb

"This is an excellont! plan!" said herpy
philly put it back into her purse for saftey and not losing.
"we will not be losing this!" said philly she was happy because she was HELPING.
Calistootter did a flip. They all realisedthey did not have a ship sothey also added that to the list.
THey went to the shop and were browsing the wares, a strange man with a hood come up and said
"AH! Greeting strongers!, What ya buyin?" and he showeed them a space ship called "HEROES" and it has rockets and lasers
and it has a few bombs and bullet masheen gun.
"I will piolt this!" said herpy because he was a good flyiers.
"I will shot the GUNS!" said mace because he is badass
"I will do karate to boarders!" said calistotter
"I will protect the list!" said philly
they were ready fo tight.

CHAPTER 33

Kakapo was happy to have blow up SUNATCO and he was playing max payne tree on his game machines.
"Sir we have reports of SUNATCO survivers!" said a kakapo soldier one.
"Arrk! we can kil lthem with our guns!" said kakapo! they al llaffed and they got in their space ships
they had 4400 space ships and could NOT BE KILLED (easily anyway)

Jello was in her roket in space heading towards King kilos castle on Kiloplanit.
"We are going ot eat the king!" said jello and she used her mouth to kill a anlien.
All the aliens went AAAAARRR and were HYPED to kill the humans

Meanwhile in san fransisco Johhny wiseau was powering up and ready for his own mission
But that is IRRELEVANT.

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 06:12 PM

I am helping so much right now! You're all going to be blown away with my amazing list protecting skills.

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 07:43 PM

CHAPTER 34
(LOL 34 LOL)

In chapter 34 herpy and mace and philly and also the otter one also are in their spac ship going to fight a battle, on the way thyr
Stop for DINNER at the DINNER shop on an astroid, they decided they suld habe deep exposition tie to see about
character development.
"I am brave and want to keep people safe" said mace
"Yes also I also" said herpy, but he is not as brave and also he is have a secret to tell someone else on the cru
(HINT its philly)
"Philly I no we are in danger so I need to tell u thos" said herpy,
he commad to make tension
"Philly I love you and I want to fug you" said herpy
"I wont mind hug you herpy said philly wiv tears in her eyes but she did not want to be love with herpy because she loved a diffrent one
(HINT its calisto)
"I love calisto because she saved me from Danny B" said philly
this made herpy sad but he understood so was ok and he respected her LIFE decisisosns.
Calisto was shocked and was like " WOW i did not realice" and she did not know what to do
they decided that calisto would decide if yo marry philly in future if they survive.
mace did not like the lovey duvvy because he is BADASS AND COOL

CHAPTER 35
Spoiler

Imtired so I wont write a chapter for this one so have a photogrof

CHAPTER 36
The heros went out of lighning speed really fast and saw the kakapo feet. There was lots of ships and philly said "
" I hope they dont get the list :(" she did not say the sad face, though.
Mace pwoered up the GUN and he shot a warning shot at the nearist ship which was painted like a parrot.
it hit the ship and it made the ships engines explode! there was feathers and there wasfires and things all over and herpy said
"GoOOD!" " short mace!" and they high fived and it was really emotional.
They went full speed and went fast towards them and philly and calisto both shouted loud " AAAAAARGH!" they did this to
scare the kakapos, mace was shotting at them and herpy was doing barrel rolls and they blew up lots of ship
"We are getting a communimimcatons!" said claisto
"AAARK AAARK!" "I am LORD kakapo, I will face oyu myself!"
he teleporped onto the ship and calisto got ready to battle him.

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 08:15 PM

In before the inevitable Philly x Cal r34 fanart.

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Posted 10 October 2012 - 12:20 AM

I've fallen behind on fan art, so here's my big catch up!!!

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i think this one makes really good title page or even wallpaper EVERYONE MAKE THIS YOUR DESKTOP PLEASE I WILL LOVE YOU NINE EVER.

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Posted 13 October 2012 - 07:35 PM

CHAPTER 37
Calisto jumped in the air and did 599 flips really fast so she built up speed and fastly. She hit kakap andhe flew backwards and made
"AAAARK!" noise! "THAT was a just start!" said calsito.
Philly and mace and herpy all said "YEAH! you can do it!" adn then they went back to shotting kakapo ships and also philly protected the list with her snuggie.
Calisto did her WARFACE >:<(
Kakapo did his warface also too! >>>>:<>
They both got scared and jumped back with an EEK noise!
Kakapo readied his punching and he hit at cal and her leg fell off and went out into space!
"Calisto no be safed!" said philly with scared
"Its ok I dont need the leg to kill!" said calisto and she puleld out the GEP gun and shot the GEP gun at kakapo. The GEP went at him
and exploded but his feathers deflected the fire and boom!
Kakapo kicked and fell over because birds cant kick. thats SILLY. calisto grabbed the sword and licked at kakapo with it, his head was hit but deflected it off
"AHAHAHA I WILL KILN U!" said kakapo

CHAPTER 38
Philyl was worried about cal but she ran to the computer and went on the skoogle search engine, she searched for kakapos SUNATCO kill frase.
The internet was slow because it was in space and ran off malaysian intretnet.
"Hurry up you leaf!" said philly angrily (but not angry because philly is nice)
the computer said the kill phrase was 'Lupane chicken'
Philly wrote this on the list and hid it back in the snuggie. She went to run back to calisto and she saw he was about to eat calisto with his beak.
"kakapo I know your Kill phrase!" said philly medium volumely.
"LUPANE CHOCKEN!" she said
"How did you know!"!!!"??"?!?!?!: said kakapo
"Sticks and stooones" said philyl and kakapo exploded and went kaboom!!!
"philyl you saved me! said calisto
THen they hugged.

CHAPTER 39
"I am fedu p of KISSING!" said mace
"I am not" said herpy and they flew between two ships and blew them up with their cool dude glares.
soon all of the kakapos were exploded or ran away to cry and live normal lives at home.
"we win!" said herpy and philly and calisto
"HMMM PIOF" said mace "THE BADDLE JUST BUGUN!" he said
They went to dinner to eat dinner. they had chips and orange juice and lemon cake and they also ate just bread.

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 09:21 AM

thats SILLY


This? in this fic? XD but no, good god did I laugh

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 02:42 PM

I wonder how i get in this.



IF U KNOW HOW TO TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!
plz

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:40 PM

CHAPTER 40
"We have to kill Jello!" said mace.
"Yeas!" agreed the others
Calistos leg had grown back, now it was better and made of strength.
"THIUS IS DA FINAL BADDLE!" shouted herpy
THey all got in the HERO and flew to earth which was under attack by jello and she was EVIL, all her laiens were still on their
ship and not off board yet.
"SHoot them!" said philly
they shot the mega gun and blew up the ship. The aliens were deed! Rest in peace aliens.
"yeah we showed them!" said calisto
Philly and calisto kissed and were happy forever and in love.
"eek oh no!" said philly she ran around and suddenly out of her chest burst jello!
"GRRAAAAHHHK!!!" she screeched "I am freee!!!!!"
"Philly no!" said calisto with tears in her eyes.
"Philly no!" said herpy with lizards in his eyes.
Jello used her tail to hit the oxygon tonk and it broke andall the oxygon started running out.
Calisto grabbed an axe and a sword and scremed
"I WILL KOLL YOU!" and she attacked with me (oh btw jello was in philly all along and she was usiong hologroms to communisticate with
the allans) GA hit and it hurt jello but only a bit.
Jello kicked calisto and calistos otter fur al lflew off and exploded.
Mace shot the gattling gun and it hit jello
"aaargh!" said jello and fell down and she was breefing heavily and die sing.
Matthew winsotn burst through the window and shot a gun at hherpy andit made herpys leg go off. then matthew said
"jello I loved you ;_: crying like pain.
they all felt sorry for him and the said
"we are sorry matthew but you will be ok"

CHAPTER 41
Calisto was crying about philly an dp hilly was in hospital bed.
"philly I do not want you to deed :(" said calisto
Philly deed but her last words were
"Calisto. I. I. DJembe" she died and calisto said
"Im sorry to have this has happend :("
Herpy said "im sure philly will be ok" to try and make calisto feel better. he was in a weel chare to make so he could move.
Mace said "I hate love but I love you guys" and they all hugged likefreinds.
Matthew was in his house at his jello shrine and he sung his love song to jello and he did a dance and was sad.
King kilorat wrnt to visit mace and herpy and claisto because they were last SUNATCO agents.
"I have some good news for both of you" he sid
"yeah?" said mace
"and?" said herpy
"I have contamination and mutant, in my bran" king kilorat
he was joiking though so what he did next was reward them all with medals even philly.
At philyls fun e ral they said bye and then went to alpha and were like "he was ok I suppos"

CHAPTER 42
But war. War nevr chonges.
Tsarbomb dropped onto Earth and make it explode and it was a cliffhanger sequal hook.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 10:08 PM

Alpha is NOT ok!
Philly :'(
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Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:24 AM

...
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Posted 19 October 2012 - 06:18 AM

It's ok Philly, you are remembered as a hero and a cool guy.

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 06:42 AM

Oh this is sooo wonderful...Cant wait for the battle against Tsar! Very sad about the death of philly though, tis a shame...

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Posted 20 October 2012 - 10:33 AM

i am crying tears

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 10:17 PM

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Chapter 1
It was 6 years since tsarbombs tsarbombs hit the planit and made it bad. All the stuff had gone brown and breaky and ashes.
Herpy walked into the SUNATCO shack which was made of foil and plates. Mace was listeing to funny music like from the 50s on his radico
and Calisto otter was being an otter in the corner and making otter noises
"otter otter otter"
Herpy was sad about what happens after they saved space from alliends and kakapos and now the world was destroy anyway by tsarbomb
"I am sad about what happens after we saved space from alliens and kakapos and now the world is destroy anyway by tsarbomb "
saidherpy sadly
"GRRR tsarbomb makes me NAFGR" said mace and threw his cigar at the floor angry like.
Smaking is bad for mace so dont copy him.
Calisto otter decided she was hungry for otter treats and went out the door and to the town. Thettown was made of things like
wood and tables and shopping torrleys and shipping trollys which had bad fanfiction in them.
She went into the place that sold bear and otter treats it was called 'PPub'
"I want otter treats!" said calisto and the man said
"sorry otter but you dont have enough rupees for that"
This made calisto sad and she realiced that the SUNATCO had run out of rupeees to buy things.
Then she had a plan.

CHAPTER 2

The SUNACTO agents were annoyed that calisto had makedthem go look at the notice board.
"We donot need to get more rupees we can be cool at home!" said herpy and mace said
"AGHAJSH"
He was MAD.
"We need to do jobs only a SUNATCO agent could do!" saidcalitotter and pointed at the notice that said
MISSION
TSARBUMB HAS BEEN MAKING BOOMS
MAKE HIM STOP
ITS SCARY
PLEASE

The reward was 4000 rupees, thats enough for millions of otter treats.
"All we have to do is stop tsarbomb once and for all!" said Calisto otter and mace and herpy said
"YEAH!"
THey packed their bags and mace and herpy and calistotter put their trenchcoats on and their ssunglasses (but herpy not because he doesnt
wear them)
They got out the map and looked for places thatcould be helpful
"Look" mace said and pointed at tsarbombs secret lookout base in the wastland.
They got their weapons and cigars and they packed some lunch and they started walking cooly to the place.

CHAPTER 3

The SUNATCO agents were cruising through the land really cool yo.
They were listening to the song BORN IN THE USA while they went along the road with walking.
"Look! its tsarboms secret base lookout!"said mace and pointed at the secret base lookout.
"I would not have seen it wow good spotting!" said caliso
"My vision is augmentedd!" said mace
Then snuck up towards it with their stealth but they wearnt so good at it because it had been a long time since they had done
agent things.
"We have to be sneaky!" said mace
"And quiet!" said herpy
Calisto did not make any words because she was grumpy at not having otter treats.
They unscrewed the air ventilatin door and snuck in through it just in time to see a Robot taking to a big screen
"Your appointment to Tsarbomb should be finalized within the week, I have alreayd discussed the matter with the senetor"
Said the robot
The man on the screen said "Within a week, Tsarbombs bats, will be running the world"
"No within six months" said the robbit
This meant it was an evil plan!

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 12:58 AM

I never noticed until now that Gortern looked like Martin Freeman!

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 07:16 PM

SEASON 3

HOLD ONTO YOUR SEATS CUZ THIS ONES GONNA BE EPIC

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 09:30 PM

*sigh* I thought this died...

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 11:33 PM

I'm expecting super amazing art work for season 3 mace.

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 05:45 PM

CHAPTER 4

"What a devious plan!" said herpy, and did a flip
"He can do a flip" said DrGuthrie
"We have to stop this terribleness!" said Calistootter
"But we are not enough of SUNATCO to be good at beating bad guys! said mace
and wveyone went
"oh yeah"
They all snuck backto their house and were thinking
"We need to rebuild SUNATCO and stop Tsarbomb from being bad" said herpy and he got out his plan book
He looked at contents and found
PAGE 3 how to rebuild SUNATCO
he went to page 3 and it saif

To rebuild SUNATCo you need to have Philly with you!

"Herpy this book must have seen the future!" said mace and they all said
"thats COOL!"
"but philly is dead!" said calisto and was sad for a bit then ok again because she got over her emotion fast like a train
herpy red more of the book and it said

To bring philly back you must go to where she was buried and plant a wheat seed in the grave then do an interpretave dance and it
will make her ded but alive.

They now hd a quest to save philly!

CHAPTER 5
Gortern was a Hobbit who lived in a hole
It wasnt a nice hole with door s and widows and flowers and electronic entertainment system
It was a mucky hole in the ground he hid from bats in.
Gortern one day heard a knock at the plank
"I hate guests he said" and grumpled his way to the plank.
he move. ed it out the way and he saw at the door was three people in trenchcoats but one was nto a people it was an otter.
"what what what do yo uwant" he asked grumpingly
"Gortern you are a hobbit and we want you to join us for an adventure!" said herpy and calisto at the same time
Mace did not join in though because he thought it was a dumb thing to do.
"I cant go on an adventure oh wait I can" said gortern and he climbed out the hole and was ready to do work
"We need you to journey to Philly castle which is ruin and plant this seed in the grave!" said mace
he gave gortern the seed and it was a little seed so he put it in his pocket.
"I am only doing this for because im bored though so dnt expect me to get emotional ok" said gortern
They waved him goodbye as he went over the hilland then herpy asked
"Why doid we give our quest to a random hobbit we dont know?" calisto and mace laffed.
mace did no laff though.
he is not a fun person.

CHAPTER 6
Philly woked up from sleeping.
Philly was a ghost but she was still in afterlife.
"I do not like the afterlife" she said :(
she stepped out her GHOST house and walked a bit, spooky skeletons were there and they surrounded her and started singing

You're a ghost!
youre a ghost!
Why dont you come and eat some toast?
Oh wait I know, because you are roast!

and then philly fell into the skeletons trap and caught on fire
She did not mind though because ghosts dont get hurt
SIGH said philly
"You do this everyday and im sick of it" she said
The skeletons looked dissapointed and left.
Philly was sad that she was not with her friends and also that she was a ghost. she wanted to be rescued but could not.
"I will be rescued!" "and when I am I will be the best AGENT EVER!" she screamed
she ran to the ghost armoury and grabbed the GEP gun and the assult rifle she got a trenchcoat and sunglasses and dyed her hair black
"I WILL DESTROY THE BAD GUYS when I am not a ghost" she said determindely and then she started doing push ups.

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 07:03 PM

Just wait til I get ghost abs from all those ghost push-ups.
(And I'm super excited for the interpretive dance)

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 07:06 PM

Mmmm roast Philly...

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 02:45 AM

Just wait til I get ghost abs from all those ghost push-ups.
(And I'm super excited for the interpretive dance)


Well when I save you don't expect me to get emotional, ok?

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:47 AM

CHAPTER 7
Calisto and mace and herpy were in the libbry reading research bbooks.
They wanted a plan to stop tsarbomb. They wanted a plan to stop tsarbomb.
"Hey this book has not any plans" theb ooks did not have plans so they had to barinstorm
Herpy got his notebook at.
They planned a plan baout talking to the scintist to find out about plans.
They walked down from the libbry to the science shop and rang the bell a science came out
"Hello im axonn and I do SCIENCE!" and loads of fireworks happned and some loud noses.
"Oh wow! wow COOL!" said calistotter.
"Saxonn tell us ideas for how to beat tsarbomb" said mace
axonn wen "AAAH!" because tsarbomb is scary and mean.
he ran down to the basement and got out a big photo of a masheen.
"This masheen is a cloning masheen that tsarbomb wants to use to clone is BAT ARMY!" said axonn and screamed again
"What a dev devio deviow devoius plan" the heroes agreed then there was a boom and squeak squeak squeak
"THE BATS AR HERE"

CHAPTER 8
Philly WALKed up to theg ang of spooky skeletons and they said
"Hey lady, HI" and she said
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIAAAAH!" and leaped into the pear and kicked his head off then she did a flip and made all the ribs explode
on the other skekekekeketon and she dis FAST PUNCH MOVE and made the last  one dies. "GRRRRRRRRAH!" she screeched and all the skeletons
were like "gee calm down ok?" she did not though, the new philly was fed up of being pushed around and now she was strong and could
proberly beat up someone really strong like arnold shrezenoggor. She was not like philly used to be it is CHARACTER developamant.
Philly looked at the window to normal life and saw her firends hiding in closets and under tabbl.
"I wish I could help them " she said and cryed a bit not mch though because its hot in the after life and tears dont work well.

I wissssh I could be a not ghooost
and not bee like a fence pooost
OH OH OH


philly sang this song a few times then went to ghost bed and was uopset/.

CHAPTER 9
Gortern walked along a road and was grimpy about things like FROGS and PAPER CITS.
"I HATE THINGS" he said and he walked longer. in the distance he could see philly castle and it was brake from time and breaking.
but there was a problem, around phillys castle was something a scary sight. there were a tribe of scary tribepeople they had masks
and they dressed in cut up paper and things like that. "how will I get past the badguys?" wandered gortern, JUTSY THEN a hand picked him up
and put a bag over his head "AH" he say. he had been stolen by the tribe people.



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Posted 07 July 2013 - 06:33 PM

after 9 years in development, hopefuly it was worth the wirghBUMP AHAHA

CHAPTER 10
The bats flew all aroud the crew "There is bat in mt ghetto!" shouterd axon and was quite annoyed with this. this made him annoyed.
"Mace use your anti bat jump" said herpy and then a bat picked up herpy and flew him away to a place.
"HERPY NO" said calisto. it was romantic. it wasnt romantic though they are only friendls.
Mace used anti bat jump and he kicked five bats in the noses. the bats could not smell so they did not see where things were with their
sonar vision. the bats flew away and the shop was all messy. one chair was broken. The chait was given to axonn by his grandman before the war
so this was sad. "I am sorry aboutyotur chair" said calisto. and then they walked up to the photo fo the machine.
"my vision is aug,ented" said mace, and he photos the photo of the machine.
"but where is herpy?" asked calipso

CHAPTER 1 1
Gortern was pushed out the sack into a the grass. "Why" he said and the tribe man said"YOU ARE A SACRIFICE"
A cathcy drum beat started and the tribe guys sang a song

You may be small and wierd
and you may not have a beard
but we can find a use for you in tiiiiiime

A SACRIFICE A GREAT SURPRISE
FUN FOR ALL AND MOREEEEE
A SACRIFISE AN EXCITING REPIRSE
LAWNMOWER MANATEEEEEES

"do not warry" said the man "we will make it quick, we'll make sure it doesnt hurt one bit!" he got out a snake and with a fearsum move he chucked
it at gortern and let out a roar

We may seem bing and meen
and we overused soem memes
but we need killing even sooo ooooh yyyyyeeeer

A SACRIFISE BAMBIS MUM DIES
SAD BUT ALSO GOOOOD
A SACRIFISE A MO CAP DOG
IS GREAT FOR YOU
ANDDDDD
MMEEEEEEEE
also all of us not just me.

The song finished and they threw more snakes at gortern.

CHAPTER 12
Herpy was dropped by the bat and he landed.
"well who is this" said a man
herpy looked up and saw prince jeff
"A DIRTY TRAIROTS"! he shouted
herpy was :o
herpy did not know what was happens and he was not a traitor he did not think.
"I AM NOT" he shooted.
The man came closer and he was aman with axe.
The man pushed hrpy over so he was kneeled.
"nooo" herpy said
"SER MAX PAYNE, BRING ME HIS HEAD!" said prince jeffry
"NO STIOP" said salsa starch
Herpy was worried and scared, the max payne picked his axce high and chomped it down.
herpy
was
kill.
...
oh no


Edited by imnotparanoid, 07 July 2013 - 06:34 PM.


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Posted 07 July 2013 - 06:34 PM

Oh dear god... YES.



#163 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:08 PM

You take longer to write than George R R Martin, paranoid



#164 SilverOtter

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:09 PM

You take longer to write than George R R Martin, paranoid

 

You do realize he's in this thread right now?



#165 imnotparanoid

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:13 PM

I am always here. Always.



#166 Living Ordyin

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:23 PM

*piano goes DUN DUN DUN whilst lightning flashes outside of the window*

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:25 PM

*piano goes DUN DUN DUN whilst lightning flashes outside of the window*

 

I think you mean

 

*paino goez DUN DUN DUSN whlie lightining flases outisd f the winow*



#168 imnotparanoid

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:41 PM

that pianoe went dund un dun

"DUN DUN DUN" said the paino litining flashed outside it was scary



#169 Npaws

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:47 PM

TL;DR am I in this?

#170 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:59 PM

Oh my god, I am crying tears :(

Well at least me and Philly can be reunite


Edited by Herpy__Dooves, 07 July 2013 - 11:00 PM.


#171 Philly

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:24 AM

Herpy, why you be kill?



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 05:37 AM

I was like :o when they threw snakes at me. why snakes but I was like :0 when herpy was kill. poor herpy.


Edited by Kommändänt_Erwin, 08 July 2013 - 05:37 AM.


#173 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:07 PM

I was played by Sean Bean probably



#174 Slushie

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:34 PM

Why can't I...

 

Hold all these feels...?



#175 Hieros Godhead

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:31 AM

This is entirely too glorious, as usual. Bravo, sir!



#176 Defective

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:35 AM

Oh my god, what is this madness, and how do I get in on it? xD



#177 imnotparanoid

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 06:40 PM

CHAPT 13
Gortern ran through the forest, he had escaped the tribe. the snakes had turned on them and eaten them
"thank ytou snake" he say
"it ok" the snake said and the snake went.
"I will miss you snake" said gortern the hobbit and he continues to the place he needed to be.
He went to phillys grave site and he said, "SEED prepar to be planted!" he planted the seed and waterd it with his watering can
the flower grew into a beautiful will smith look alike.
"NUMBERS NUMBSERS" shouted the flower.
Gortern was waiting for the magic but he head
"roooaaoaor!"
He turned and sawe
Jello the allien but a skeleton!!!!!!!
"PREPER TO DIED!" she screeched.

CHAPTER 14
Calisto was eating a the fish.
"this is a NICE fish for sure!" she said with a smile.
the fish was nice. itt tasted good. calisro like dit

CHAPTER 15
Philly was in her place. "I am so sick of being dead!" she said with angry
she kicked a skeleton in the nose and its legs exploded off into litle bits. this made it dead.
"I WANT TO BE ALIVE AGAIN" said philyl queitly.
She walked to the parkm there was skeleton ducks.
"qucka!" said a duck.
Jutsy then, philly saw a bright light and she was pulled reallyfast towards the distance,
"aaah!" she screemed. she was REALLY SCARE!
she flew back into the coffin and she heard a screem
"aah an alien!" said the scream
philly was socked that she was alive, and she kicked the coffin open and dug like a mule to reach the ground, she jumped up and saw
hobbit fiting the alien skelton
"JELLO!" she shouted with mad
"I AM SO MAD AT YOU FOR KILL ME!" she said and she did a jump,she hit the skeleton alien and the skeleon alien flew into space.
"thank you!2 said gortern
Philly hugged the gortern and gortern was like "woh im in love BUT DONT EXPECT ME TO GET ALL EMOTIONAL OK!"
Philly was back, and now she could perform her charge.
 



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Posted 09 July 2013 - 11:04 PM

i want... in.. .3.

This story is very good :3


Edited by Izzy, 09 July 2013 - 11:04 PM.


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Posted 09 July 2013 - 11:26 PM

OMG para u r so kuul nd stuf cn i be n pls? evn if is smal pert. kthx

Edited by Npoh, 09 July 2013 - 11:27 PM.


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Posted 09 July 2013 - 11:48 PM

This is actually rather enjoyable!

 

..can I be in the later chapters, thatt ake place in March or something?



#181 Philly

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:04 AM

Wait, what happened to the list?



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 02:35 AM

oh good grief now the fans are going to make ships with me and philly just because we hugged. good grief paranoid brown.



#183 Philly

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 03:04 AM

At least you didn't get all emotional.



#184 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 09:43 PM

I think that is the first time I havent been in an update since the start of season 2... It just hit me that I am dead... ;_;



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Posted 18 July 2013 - 07:50 AM

i maed a picsure of hte chairs' deth, but itw as 2 sad 4 me, so i put a picutre of rianbow n unicron n phlowers in teh bckgound!

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 05:34 PM

CHAPTER 16
Mace was at the postbox outside of axons place. there was a raven in the postbox. "I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU" said the raven
ten then raven said "corn corn corn" and it flew away but came back because it had to give the letter then it went.
mace picked up the letter and reddit.

Deert agents
The trayter Herpydudes is head cut off. he is dead
Love and kisses
prince joggery

"NO" said mace. he was MAD! he went to calisto and said "calisto we have to avengers herpy!"
calisto was upset and cryed a tear. it was quite sad. "mace... we have a quest" she replies.
"Calisto I need to revenge him he wasmy friend said mace who was being emotional for the FIRST TIME EVER.
"No bro" said calisto

but mace got on his horse and rode south to king kongs landing.
"goodby mace" said calisto and wandered lonely as a cloud.

CHAPTER 17
"Philly I am here to bring you to your friends but dont expect me to get all emotional ok?" said gortern then he gave philly her clothes and wepons baclk
because she didnt have any clothes except for a cardboard boxshe has been wearing all this time. SHe got her agent coats on and her the glasses.
"wiiif" she said for reasons.
They were walking a bit to find the agents and gortern saw a skateboard on a rock. "we can use the that" he said. theywent close and then the TRIBE JUMPED OUT

CHAPTER 18
This is a capter about a new characvter he is called Bobbie Starch.
"I am going to fite prince jeff" he proclaimed to his friends.
Bobbie Starch will not be in the story for a bit now I will proberly forget him soonsishsi.
This chapter is about mace now.
macr was on his horse called SPEED HORSE. it was a fast horse it was like, lighting speed. wow.
He was going to revenge herpy and then g oback to calisto, but just as he went over the bridge, A SKELETON POPPED OUT.



#187 Reverie

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 05:37 PM

This is fantastic XD



#188 Herpy__Dooves

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 07:20 PM

2spooky4me



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Posted 28 July 2013 - 09:50 PM

Do I get to keep the cardboard box? Because boxes are good for hiding in.



#190 imnotparanoid

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 10:21 PM

RETCON TIME
Herpys head was shot off with a crossbow, not cut with axe ok



#191 MaceWindows

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:09 AM

damnit herpy, no convincing the authors to change the story just because you saw plastic crossbows in a shop!!!



#192 Seras Victoria

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:57 PM

This story is not cool untill TRACTOR INSURGENT 



#193 SilverOtter

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 02:15 AM

This story is not cool untill TRACTOR INSURGENT 

 

This story is not cool until I'm in it. Romance with Calisto is optional.



#194 Hieros Godhead

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:59 AM

This is still one of my all-time favorite threads on brohoof ever.



#195 imnotparanoid

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 01:47 PM

Since im bored and too lazy to write the rest of season 3 right now, I started an audiobook reading of Season 2 where I showcase my world renowned voice acting skillz and also slur my words a lot.
http://www.youtube.c...feature=edit_ok



#196 Philly

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 11:48 PM

Bumping for great justice.

Paranoid, we need updates. We need answers. We need more quest!



#197 imnotparanoid

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 12:11 AM

If you guest write the next chapter I will continue the story. Because then I will have someone doing a part of the work for me which is smart ideas.



#198 RunningWolf251

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 12:19 AM

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#199 imnotparanoid

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 12:39 AM

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um can u not



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Posted 03 February 2014 - 02:07 AM

Okay, here's a bonus chapter about SPEED HORSE.

 

CHAPTER SPEED HORSE

 

Atfr mace got off SPEED HORSE, SPED HORSE wes mad becuz he werent going fast an ymore, and SPEED HORSE allways go super fast. alwey. so SEED HORP start fastgo agin and mace say 'no come back ilove yu" because mace show emotino now. And sPEED hORSE relize that mace is lame becaue he do no go fast and he alsois also smelly. oS SPPeeD HORSE fastgoed so well tat he was suddnly in space and he looked around space and was happy because he had plnety of room to SPEED. Then he ded.

 

If you do not sen tis to 3 friends you will be visted by THE GHOYST OF SPEELD HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o


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