A chance to show off my epic writing skillz? HOW COULD I REFUSE?
THE SUPER AWESOME EPICALNESS CHAPTER THAT IS NUMBERED 19:
iluv wuz sad. he could not build statues.
so iluv vissited the senile wyse old man at the top of teh hill of craynes.
"halp i canot bild statuees" wined iluv.
"brinn me a shubbery an i will teech u teh epicalness art of statoo-makin" sed the senile wyse old man.
annd soo iluv toyled loong and hard to get a shrubbeyr for the senile wyse old man. And aftur 12 yeers ove toil he braut bak a shrubbery for the senile wyse old man.
"goood, good you hav braut teh shrubbry. now i show u statue-makin techynolagy" sed teh senile wyse old man afteer bein braut teh shrubbery.
"yaaay!" screemed iluv annd danced in a sircle.
and aftur anoda 12 yeers of toil iluv lerned make statues.
teh moral of teh storee: if u wana bild statoos, den viseet teh senile wyse old man at teh top of da hill of craynes.
partially inspired by: this was not inspired at all by: Monty Python and the Holy Grail some stoopid randum film
Edited by iluvponies35, 03 February 2014 - 04:53 AM.



