I cut it to make a pointy tip, then attach some steel to it. Then I stab you.
I leave annoyances.
Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:24 PM
I cut it to make a pointy tip, then attach some steel to it. Then I stab you.
I leave annoyances.
Posted 23 April 2014 - 02:53 AM
Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:16 PM
Edited by Someguy500, 23 April 2014 - 11:22 PM.
Posted 25 April 2014 - 07:35 PM
Posted 25 April 2014 - 08:29 PM
I turn you into the mightiest tree in the forest. I then use the herring to chop you down.
I leave you my clone. They have no ill feelings towards me, and would never so much as dream of hurting me. They cannot be moved in any way without their consent- to do so would be impossible. They are not very large, and my clone is not easily fooled.
Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:22 PM
I quickly drain all of their emotion with the help of a Changeling, so they have total nutrality, and obediance to me - or rather, the Changeling. This Changeling is malicious, however, and commands the clone to stab you with something that can cut.
I leave ALL the cats in the world!
Posted 26 April 2014 - 04:12 AM
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Posted 28 April 2014 - 01:51 AM
I force you to inhale all of it. You die.
I leave Mushu. The dragon, obv.
Edited by Angry Brachydios, 28 April 2014 - 01:51 AM.
Posted 28 April 2014 - 01:56 AM
I make him your worst nightmare, by having him tie you to a firework and launch you into a bunch of other fireworks so you EXPLODE
I leave a fluffeh pone
Posted 28 April 2014 - 05:44 AM
Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:32 AM
Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:22 PM
Edited by Electric Tesla, 28 April 2014 - 09:22 PM.
Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:21 PM
I make him eat meat. A hole rips in time and space and pulls us all in
I leave the number 8
Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:28 PM
I 8 you.
I leave a swag-lover
Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:10 PM
He decides you have no swag, and, in a rage, stabs you.
i leave a truck.
Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:11 PM
Edited by ~~Q~~, 29 April 2014 - 09:13 PM.
Posted 29 April 2014 - 10:19 PM
I force you in front of it, and then initiate the hyperdrive. Guess how you died.
I leave you a mecha.
Posted 30 April 2014 - 03:11 AM
*stomp stomp*
*bang bang*
*rocket rocket*
*pew pew*
Etc....
I leave you a wormhole that leads to a room with a moose
Posted 30 April 2014 - 04:29 AM
Ah, is that what they call it nowadays?hyperdrive
Posted 30 April 2014 - 06:01 PM
I stab you with one, and throw the rest into a volcano.
I leave a 300-word essay on quantum mechanics.
Posted 01 May 2014 - 01:19 AM
Posted 01 May 2014 - 02:11 AM
The uranium melts through anything it touches and eventually reaches far enough into earth to cause a small volcanic eruption.
The molten rock rains down on your house and makes you very sad. If there was a parade nearby it would probably rain on that too.
Posted 01 May 2014 - 06:15 PM
I imagine the worst possible way for you to die. and you die like that.
I leave behind a flash drive full of writings on psychology.
Posted 01 May 2014 - 06:22 PM
I use the drive to try and stab you.
I leave a stupid little thing. So little you can barely find it.
Posted 01 May 2014 - 07:31 PM
I whack myself in the head a few times with a baseball bat, making myself stupid, therefore being able to do 'The Call of the Stupid' for 10 hours straight. I find it, but the sound of my obnoxious AHHH HAH AHHAHHAHAAAA-ing, as well as the other stupid things AHHH HAH AHHAHHAHAAAA-ing, makes you turn into a potato and suffocate from the stupidity.
I leave you all the launch codes to every nuke on the planet
Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:08 PM
I use them to threaten NASA to do stuff for me. A forever later, they attach gigantic engines to the moon, and then smash it into your house. WORTH IT.
I leave da world, in it's current state.
Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:12 PM
Silly person. There are many nuclear weapons available today.
Boom.
I leave you the cake.
Posted 02 May 2014 - 05:20 AM
Posted 02 May 2014 - 05:37 PM
I science it.
Here are some convincing equations to show you how.

I leave you the inability to move in any way.
Posted 03 May 2014 - 12:44 PM
Posted 03 May 2014 - 01:54 PM
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I take it for a little while, and eventually, it becomes a Gyaridos. Guess your next death.
I leave an explosion. Not explosives, the explosION.
Posted 03 May 2014 - 03:33 PM
Posted 03 May 2014 - 04:06 PM
Edited by WaterLeaf, 03 May 2014 - 04:07 PM.
Posted 03 May 2014 - 08:12 PM
Edited by Mimic Moon, 03 May 2014 - 08:16 PM.
Posted 03 May 2014 - 08:41 PM
Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:21 PM
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:57 AM
Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:28 AM
I then use thine lack of a weapon against you, having you baneed for raccous rule-breaking.
I then gift upon the next a Chicken of Rubber.
Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:58 PM
I use the rubber chicken to swallow you soul and send you TO THE 50TH DEAD WORLD!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You may have a math book.
Posted 09 May 2014 - 11:23 PM
Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:27 AM
I expose the worm to toxic waste, at which point it mutates and eats you and your house and/or your car.
Here, You get a chocolate chip muffin. Its fresh from the oven too. :3
Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:34 AM
The muffin makes me become really fat and I use my new weight to crush your skeleton.
I leave a copy of Mine Little Pony that's been updated for Minecraft 1.8.
Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:41 AM
I play it for 18 days ammasing an unlimited amount of TNT. I blow up everything of yours.
I give you 1 block of bedrock, 1 block of dirt, and one sapling. Then i take away all other blocks.
Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:30 PM
Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:23 PM
I give myself admin powers after banning the other admins and then use thine powers to erase all of your data files.
You got the "Omochao Gun"
Posted 10 May 2014 - 07:52 PM
It annoys you to death.
I leave behind the 'I am gay' Gloves.
Posted 10 May 2014 - 10:09 PM
Posted 10 May 2014 - 11:16 PM
I put on sonic's shoe and kick your face in.
I leave a Mars Colony
Posted 11 May 2014 - 01:22 AM
Posted 12 May 2014 - 05:34 AM
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Posted 12 May 2014 - 06:06 PM
The letter F is secretly Super F in disguise and goes off to fight evil. Since he's super F however, he accidentally lazerbeams a propane factory and takes out half of the city as you were visiting it on a school field trip. Oh well.
There's a peep lying on the ground
Posted 12 May 2014 - 07:51 PM
Posted 13 May 2014 - 01:07 AM
Posted 13 May 2014 - 09:54 AM
Posted 13 May 2014 - 01:56 PM
I use the stupid little thing to make everypony stupid. With idiodic ponies swarming everywhere the world desends into chaos and you are trampled in the insuing mob.
I leave you a button to reset this post back to its original form.
Posted 13 May 2014 - 10:09 PM
Posted 27 March 2016 - 01:04 AM
I use hxf's signature line "TWILIGHT... IS THAT YOU???" to make u go deaf and die of pressure from his accent
i leave you a gummy bear.
Edited by Tanyan, 27 March 2016 - 01:04 AM.
Posted 27 March 2016 - 01:17 AM
Posted 27 March 2016 - 12:14 PM
Well it is Easter. What better time for a resurrection?
Your gummy bear is the destructor, and now the size of the sta-puft marshmallow man and it kills you.
I give you a bad credit score.
Posted 28 March 2016 - 07:16 PM
I just shove him in your face and watch you suffocate from annoyedness
I leave Asriel
Posted 28 March 2016 - 09:12 PM
I steal all your determination and let you two fight each other.
I leave a pair of purple sneakers.
Posted 29 March 2016 - 02:57 AM
I tie the laces around your throat and pull them tight
I leave you Mama Toriel
Posted 29 March 2016 - 11:51 PM
I push you toward her attacks.
I leave you a bottle of bleach.
Posted 30 March 2016 - 01:45 AM
I drown you in Bleach.
I give you a dildo.
Posted 30 March 2016 - 03:50 AM
I shove it down your throat and make you choke.
I leave you Sans.
Edited by Electifried, 30 March 2016 - 03:50 AM.
Posted 30 March 2016 - 11:51 AM
Posted 30 March 2016 - 11:57 AM
You kill him because you wanna have a bad time.
I leave you a bucket of lubricant. 2 gallons.
Posted 30 March 2016 - 04:26 PM
Posted 30 March 2016 - 05:48 PM
I take the wormhole and make it take you to place where nuclear war has broken out destroying that world
i leave you with a toothpick and a jar of pickles
Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:17 PM
i throw the jar of pickles at you the glass shattering on your skull and making you die, then eat the pickles and afterwards clean my teeth with the tooth pick
i leave you a fish tail
Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:28 PM
Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:56 PM
Anything can kill you if it hits you fast enough. I accelerate the grain of sand to 99.9999% the speed of light and hit you in the face with it.
I leave a rather awkward collection of anime.
Posted 30 March 2016 - 07:23 PM
I tell a violent parent's group about your collection, and show them the evidence, and they tar and feather you, then drag you to death behind a steam roller.
I leave you a black hole.
Posted 30 March 2016 - 10:48 PM
Posted 30 March 2016 - 10:55 PM
I choke you.
I leave a
Posted 31 March 2016 - 12:56 AM
I make you breath the nothing.
I leave the mercy button.
Posted 31 March 2016 - 01:50 AM
Posted 31 March 2016 - 03:37 AM
UNDERTALE MEME DETERMINATION XD
AM I FUNNY YET DAD
(you die)
I leave you a wonky face ;(
Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:26 AM
I use the ( in the face as a boomerang and chuck it at you. If I miss, it comes back to me and I try again. I repeat until hits you in the head and you die from a concussion.
I leave an abandoned quiche.
Posted 01 April 2016 - 03:13 AM
I feed you the abandoned quiche, which gives you food poisoning, and you poop yourself to death.
I leave you a set of bagpipes.
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