Dear Brohoof Citizen,
It has come to my attention that many ponies have been improperly using their daily pwheat ration. Proper activities to engage in with your pwheat include:
- Gazing at it admiringly
- Using it to reward other ponies
- Storing it in chests (gotta collect 'em all!)
- Holding it and looking cool
- Using it as currency
- Using it to grow grass in dirt covered areas
- Making it your best friend (a pet pwheat is way better than a pet rock)
- Making some fresh phread
- Feeding your favorite sheep friend
Smoking it or using it as a drug is prohibited; if caught using pwheat in an illegal manner you can be punished to the full extent of the law (including, but not limited to: being scootanuked, shocked, killed, warped to various places, embarrassed, and hugged to death)
Thank you for your cooperation.
~The Pwheat Holders Illegal and Legal Lawmaking Yeasayers (P.H.I.L.L.Y)
Edited by Philly, 29 July 2013 - 06:21 AM.













