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#201 InthelittleGamer

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 11:54 AM

smashs you with the book and you die

i leave a piece of dirt

#202 nightcaller92

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 11:56 AM

Into your lungs it goes!

Have a sheet of paper.

#203 Terkoiz951

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:27 PM

I torture you by paper cutting in between your fingers and toes, before I start to paper cut your tongue, eyelids, ears, and lips. I've had my fun, now I slit your throat.

Next user gets a hypo of adrenaline.

#204 Xxls13killaxX

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:48 PM

I would pump the adrenaline into your heart watch you run around untill you die of a heart attack

I leave the next pony a piece of string

Edited by Xxls13killaxX, 10 May 2012 - 12:49 PM.


#205 The_ascended22

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:53 PM

I choke you with the string you gave me, thank you kindly ^^

I give the user under me a toenail, good luck killing me :P

#206 InthelittleGamer

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 01:35 PM

i starch you to death with the toenail

i leave next pony a noob

#207 Thardoc

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:18 PM

i put the noob on your team with friendly fire on.

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#208 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:21 PM

I flood the room you're in with killer gas.

Have the universe.

#209 Metallic Owl

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:28 PM

Heat death effect final result, I'm in another universe BTW..


Have a MAC OS.

#210 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:34 PM

I steal your computer and replace it with the mac, you die of the lack of much stuff.

Half of yourself.

#211 Metallic Owl

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:41 PM

... Yeah I've already got that.


Have a deadmau5 mask.


BTW I actually operate everything on a Mac... I miss my PC. :(

Edited by Metallic Owl, 10 May 2012 - 03:42 PM.


#212 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:43 PM

I rave so hard you drop dead in amazement.

Have your OC.


must suck, my cousins PC exploded and all he has is a mac.

#213 Metallic Owl

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:46 PM

I give it katanas and it slices everyones face's offs.


You get a 3DSiXL Lite.


Yeah, that's pretty much what happened to me, except my PC imploded instead due to how much porn was on there.

#214 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:49 PM

...I don't know what that is.

Have your DEAD OC.


wow, porn. *vomits*

#215 Thardoc

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:51 PM

ever heard of beating a dead horse? well to mix it up i beat YOU with a dead horse.

never had any problems from my pc to be honest.

you recieve a justin beiber cardboard cutout

Edited by Thardoc, 10 May 2012 - 03:54 PM.


#216 Metallic Owl

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:54 PM

Minding you, it was not my porn, it was in fact, my cousin's... He lives with us because his birth parents are too unstable to support children.

Since I didn't get anything, I'm going to give the brony below with this item: Butter. Go.

#217 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:56 PM

I slide you off of everest with the butter stuck to your chest. Have fun!

Have a cutout of me!

#218 Metallic Owl

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:58 PM

"I want to sex you up"... Smosh reference... I throw the cutout out the window of a singapore hotel.

Have a cutout containing the instructions of how to create a cutout on the cutout.

#219 Shenko

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 06:53 PM

I chastise you for referencing xzibit, then beat you death



#220 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 06:55 PM

I tear the video out of my computer and beat you to death with it.

Have the internet.

#221 doublej1337

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 07:24 PM

I trap you like a fly with the World Wide Web and eat you up like a spider

A golden turd with jewels embedded in it

#222 Spatt

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:25 AM

I sell it and use the ridiculous amount of money I make off of the golden turd to hire the A-Team to kill you.

You get art.

#223 nightcaller92

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:42 AM

I shove the art down your throat, bursting your body open.

I accidentally drop near your corpse a paper slip with a reminder to get zipper pockets.

#224 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:50 AM

I go to get zipper pockets, I then find you, open your neck with the zippers, then shove the paper inside you.

Next item: A feather

#225 nightcaller92

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:52 AM

I use the feather to tickle your insides until you explode.

I drop a can of soda on the ground.

#226 Spatt

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:52 AM

I shake it and throw it at you. It explodes and kills you on impact.

The key to your own soul!

Edited by Spatt, 11 May 2012 - 12:53 AM.


#227 nightcaller92

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:53 AM

HAH! NINJA'D!

I use the key to unlock magical powers for myself. I use them to burn you to death.

I drop a wallet.

#228 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:59 AM

I use the money in the wallet to pay a Hitman to kill you.

Next item: A key to a door

#229 nightcaller92

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 01:02 AM

I unlock the door to a weapons locker with it and kill you with a machine gun.

I forget to remove the many shells that were left behind.

#230 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 01:03 AM

I force all the shells into your stomach.

I drop a number

#231 nightcaller92

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 01:04 AM

I use the number which happens to be 9001 to destroy you with a higher power level.

I forget the 900 out of the number.

#232 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 01:09 AM

I use the 900 to convince 900 spartans to hunt and kill you.

I drop a shield

#233 nightcaller92

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 01:16 AM

It happens to be Captain America's shield. He's very angry that you stole his shield and he kills you with it.

I drop a hammer.

#234 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 01:23 AM

I hammer you skull into a million tiny pieces.

I drop a piece of nightcaller92's skull

#235 1jedi96

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 01:34 AM

I use it to resurrect nightcaller92, who kills you as revenge.

I leave you a VHS tape

#236 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 01:35 AM

I bash you with the tape.

I leave a piece of string

#237 nightcaller92

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 01:42 AM

I choke you with the string.

I leave a 5 inch piece of rope.

#238 Metallic Owl

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:01 AM

I attach it to another piece of rope and I use it to strangle your asshole to death.


I give you an interrupting Bosh.
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#239 Noteworthy

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:07 AM

I give him lemons to squirt you in the eyes, and blind, you crash your car on the way home.

I give you a musical note! ♪

#240 nightcaller92

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:15 AM

I peel it off the page and smash you with it.

I drop a wireless mouse.

#241 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:48 AM

I bash your knee in with the mouse and leave you to die in a Lion cage.

I give you a tooth

#242 nightcaller92

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:52 AM

I jam it into your head until it penetrates your brain.

I forget my spoon.

#243 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:53 AM

I get lava on the spoon and force feed it to you.

I drop a teardrop

#244 nightcaller92

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:57 AM

I catch it and turn it into a deadly poison, which I force you to drink.

I forget the glass.

#245 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 03:20 AM

I break the glass and use the broken shards to rip you to shreds.

I drop your heart

#246 doublej1337

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 04:47 AM

Before I passed out, I ripped your heart out and put it where my heart was

A paper clip

Edited by doublej1337, 11 May 2012 - 04:50 AM.


#247 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 04:52 AM

I jam the paper click so far into your eye socket that it reaches your brain and kill you entirely.

I drop a piece of coal

#248 1jedi96

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 07:02 PM

I put you under anesthesia and you pass out cold. I surgically remove your liver and put the piece of coal in its place. You die rather quickly afterwards, considering that you now have a piece of coal as a filter for your body.

I leave the next person with SatanSouls dead body. With the coal still in him.

Edited by 1jedi96, 11 May 2012 - 07:02 PM.


#249 herbie153

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 07:28 PM

I will start beating you with the lifeless body until you are lifeless


i shall leave you the 24 hours of Lemons

#250 Magicard101

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 01:38 AM

i make you watch the show lemons that has 24 hours of footage and kill you when you fall asleep.

i give you this
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#251 nightcaller92

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 01:52 AM

I attack you with that.

I forget a piece of scrap metal.

#252 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 02:01 AM

I use the scrap metal to cut you up into small pieces of skin.

Next item: A thermometer

#253 nightcaller92

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 02:05 AM

I smash you with the thermometer until I cause you to bleed internally all over your body.

I drop a water bottle on the ground.

#254 bronytron3000

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 03:27 AM

I pour the water from the bottle all over your face until you drown.

I leave a piece of wood shaped like a 2 on the ground

Edited by bronytron3000, 12 May 2012 - 03:27 AM.


#255 1jedi96

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 03:44 AM

I break the wood into several sharp splinters, thick enough to not break easily, and long enough to do damage. I stab a splinter through each ear, nostril, and through the eyes, all at the same time, with each one hitting and puncturing your brain.

I leave the next person a nice, juicy pineapple

#256 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 03:56 AM

I shove the pineapple down your throat and it gets stuck, you suffocate.

Next item: A blunt knife.

#257 Magicard101

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 04:29 AM

i sharpen the knife and stab a gunstore owner take his guns and shoot you with the guns.


This
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#258 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 04:37 AM

I shoot you wish the cannon.

Next item: A wing

#259 bronytron3000

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 07:05 AM

I use the feathers from the wing to tickle you long enough you can't breathe and you die.

a cute puppy

#260 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 07:07 AM

I train the puppy into a deadly killing machine and command it to hunt and kill you.

Next item: A clock

#261 bronytron3000

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 07:11 AM

I break it open and stab you in the heart with the minute hand.

a ribbon.

#262 Stardustboy

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 10:17 PM

I'll choke you with it

Here have a calculator

#263 scifidude47

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 11:36 PM

I divide by zero and point the screen at you. You get sucked into the ensuing black hole.

A Charisma point (Fallout 3)

Edited by scifidude47, 12 May 2012 - 11:36 PM.


#264 1jedi96

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:19 AM

I gain the Charisma point, raising my Charisma level to 10, and pass a speech check on you convincing you to jump into a pit of spikes with shotgun traps on the way down.

I give the next person a full chorus and orchestra performing "Ode to Joy"

#265 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:22 AM

I convince the chorus and orchestra to kill you.

I forget a tape measure.

#266 scifidude47

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:22 AM

I beat you with the metal part.

A tank of laughing gas.

#267 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:24 AM

I spray you with the gas and you die of oxygen deprivation due to laughing so hard.

I forget to bring this smiley with me: :ph34r:

#268 1jedi96

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:26 AM

I convince him that you left him to die and you hated him and you thought he was stupid and fat, so he seeks you out and kills you as revenge.

I give the next person a Klondike bar.

#269 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:28 AM

I bribe a candy crazy kid with a sword to kill you using the Klondike bar.

I forget an enchanted backpack with nothing in it.

#270 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:50 AM

I put the backpack over your head and you suffocate to death.

Next item: Cardboard box

#271 bronytron3000

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:09 AM

I stuff you in the cardboard box and put it on a boat which I sink and you drown.

a splinter

Edited by bronytron3000, 13 May 2012 - 04:09 AM.


#272 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:20 AM

I push the splinter deep into your skin so much that the pain kills you.

Next item: A bone

#273 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:29 AM

I whack you with the bone until I give you severe brain damage, causing you to kill yourself by accident.

A piece of my hair falls out.

#274 Green Patch

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:43 AM

*makes a rope*
CHOKE!!!
An iphone

#275 Hawkeye Satan

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:51 AM

I download a "Kill the person infront of you" app, stand behind you, then use it.

Next item: A human head

#276 bronytron3000

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:53 AM

I play football with it and kick it into your face and the impact pushes you into a lava pool behind you and then you burn to death.

a tooth

#277 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 05:15 AM

I jab it into your skull until I dig into your brain with it.

I leave a physical shard of anger.

#278 scifidude47

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 01:46 PM

I eat it and become so angry I pay a homeless man to defecate in your sink. You die of poisoning.

Derpy.

#279 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 01:53 PM

She "I just don't know what went wrong"s you, a piece of the statue of liberty falls on you.

a non-physical song.

#280 Neon Streak

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 01:55 PM

i get the worst singer in the world to sing it killing you

i give a dragon soul

#281 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 02:06 PM

I create a new shout "destroy everything" you finish the puzzle.

I pull out your eyes and give them to you.

#282 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:15 PM

I place my eyes back into my head and launch you into the air with my shooting stars, killing you when you land.

I drop a sleep grenade.

#283 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:20 PM

I empty the sleep mist in my neighbours house, then I tear out the tube and stab it through your eyes, it reaches brain tissue and kills you.

Have..a nuclear bomb

#284 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:27 PM

I load the nuclear bomb into my hovercraft and drop it on you in the middle of a desert.

I leave the shrapnel of the nuclear bomb.

#285 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:34 PM

I apply extra radiation to the shrapnel of the nuclear bomb and hurl it at you.

Have a _________

#286 scifidude47

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:06 PM

I shove the up your so hard you all over the old lady sandwich sticky mess cat Rainbow Dash's and she your spleen.

Next weapon: pewdiepie

#287 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:08 PM

I separate "pewdiepie" into three parts: pew, die, and pie. I infuse the "die" part into you, killing you instantly.

I drop a flashlight.

#288 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:09 PM

I shove the up your so hard you all over the old lady sandwich sticky mess cat Rainbow Dash's and she your spleen.

Next weapon: pewdiepie

... it was white text. It said _________

#289 scifidude47

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:10 PM

I shine it in your eyes until you go blind and walk off a clip.

A censorship.

#290 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:12 PM

I use the censorship to block you out and erase you from existence.

I drop the color green.

#291 scifidude47

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:16 PM

I use it to make you green, and a swarm of locusts mistakes you for a plant.

Rainbow Dash

#292 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:17 PM

I convince her to drop you from 500 feet in the air.

I leave a piece of a cloud.

#293 scifidude47

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:18 PM

I convince you to jump on the cloud, but you fall though and hit the ground.

Season 3 ((There WILL be one :3))

#294 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:30 PM

I get the bad guy at the start of season 3 to drive you out and kill you.

I drop half a dozen of my "shooting stars"; little golden electronic stars that when thrown at someone knock them into the air.

#295 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:36 PM

I knock you into the air and do a dishwasher air combo.

You get

#296 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:38 PM

I condense nothingness into a physical form, which I fuse you with, causing you to disappear from existence.

I drop a can of soup.

#297 BeTa77

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 04:45 PM

I make you eat it. Surprise! It has Acute Botulism.


Here, have a fluffy pony.

Edited by BeTa77, 13 May 2012 - 04:46 PM.


#298 nightcaller92

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 06:35 PM

I suffocate you in the fluffy pony's coat.

I drop a keyboard.

#299 Blazuhira Miller

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 06:44 PM

I send you annoying emails over-and-over until you kill yourself.

A single bullet, I stole all your weapons and physical and mental islands. That's the ONLY thing you get.

#300 Moonlight97

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 06:50 PM

I hold the cartridge away from me, then I set off the firing cap by hoof, the bullet shoots you and the cartridge flies the other way hitting SgtSquishy.

SgtSquishy's goddess statue.


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