Uh...
Waiter! There's a time paradox in my soup!

Posted 05 November 2013 - 04:14 AM
Uh...
Waiter! There's a time paradox in my soup!

Posted 05 November 2013 - 06:43 AM
yea you ordered a paradoxical soup
waiter this video is in ma soup:
Posted 05 November 2013 - 05:49 PM
must have fallen off of my computer
Waiter! There is a ghost in my soup!
Posted 05 November 2013 - 07:12 PM
Oh, yeah, i heard that our new menu was haunted.
Waiter! There is a live Rainbow Dash in my soup!
Posted 05 November 2013 - 09:11 PM
Thats not 20% cooler.
Waiter theres a mini Godzilla in my soup.
Posted 06 November 2013 - 12:49 AM
You ordered it from Tokyo
Waiter There is water in my soup
Posted 06 November 2013 - 01:50 AM
OMG NOT THE WATER ELEMENTALS
Waiter!! There is this troll in my soup!![]()
Posted 06 November 2013 - 02:36 AM
*walks away*
Waiter! There is a broken computer in my soup!
Posted 06 November 2013 - 04:08 AM
it shorted out when i put it in there
Waiter There is a broken pony skull in my soup
Posted 06 November 2013 - 06:43 AM
oh there are the remains of Feather Duster
hmm waiter why is there a Master ball in ma soup?
Posted 06 November 2013 - 06:34 PM
I tried to catch the gross floating bits.
Waiter, there is a Manaphy in my soup!
(if ya dont know what it is, google it!)
Posted 06 November 2013 - 07:52 PM
Just eat it!! MWUAGAGAGAGDUAGSDSDG"W!"W!")=# *dies*
Waiter, Windows 95 i- Blue Screen Of Death, is in my soup.....
Edited by Member1221, 06 November 2013 - 07:53 PM.
Posted 07 November 2013 - 08:16 AM
Yep. we have a new, virus-made computer soup!
Waiter, there is a
in my soup!
Edited by DaBethster, 07 November 2013 - 08:17 AM.
Posted 07 November 2013 - 10:44 AM
Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:35 PM
oh runs
Night Breeze having his B-Day in my soup
Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:39 PM
How is that even possible?
Waiter my spoon fell in my soup.
Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:54 PM
Oh my, i'm so sorry.
*fishes spoon out with tongue*
Waiter, there is a hobo in my soup!
Posted 08 November 2013 - 04:58 PM
well it was a vodka soup (vodka can be used to cleans things)
oh my now Laser_Lense_4 is having a B-DAY party in ma soup (or rather on top of it)
Edited by Dashing Jack, 08 November 2013 - 04:58 PM.
Posted 08 November 2013 - 09:48 PM
he wanted to so i said yes
Waiter there is a face in my soup!
Posted 08 November 2013 - 09:54 PM
*Nom* The extra bowl goes on the bill.
Waiter, there is a waiter in my waiter!
Posted 09 November 2013 - 04:36 PM
??? ok
waiter there is an poliwag in my soup
Posted 09 November 2013 - 05:36 PM
Posted 09 November 2013 - 09:14 PM
You specifically ordered Cream of Mushroom sir.
Waiter the next person who posts is in my soup. (EPIC PARADOX TIME!)
Posted 10 November 2013 - 03:08 AM
Posted 10 November 2013 - 05:26 PM
we ran out of spoons use it to drink your soup
waiter this song is in my soup
Posted 19 November 2013 - 05:25 PM
Posted 19 November 2013 - 08:27 PM
... narrator waiter is dead
umm waiter why is my soup swirling like crazy right now?
Posted 23 November 2013 - 06:45 PM
Waiter!
Waiter, there is a Diet Alicorn Coke in my soup!
Posted 24 November 2013 - 03:44 AM
You ordered a soda soup.
Waiter, there is an alternate world (aka the nether) in my soup!
Posted 24 November 2013 - 04:16 AM
Posted 24 November 2013 - 04:23 AM
You made this a disaster.
Waiter, there is nothing in my soup!
Posted 24 November 2013 - 01:36 PM
yup that's a normal soup there
waiter my soup has gone in to a crisis mode
Posted 24 November 2013 - 10:18 PM
Because it's almost dead.
Waiter my soup has been corrupted and it has the Eater of Worlds in it! (reference to Terraria)
Posted 24 November 2013 - 10:35 PM
You shouldn't have smashed those shadow orbs.
Waiter, the Mona Lisa is in my soup!
Posted 24 November 2013 - 10:40 PM
We wanted to give the soup a bit of class, and style.
Waiter, you're in my soup!
Posted 25 November 2013 - 01:45 AM
it burns!!!
Waiter there is soup in my soup
Posted 25 November 2013 - 11:09 AM
yea is's a dobble-soup soup
waiter what's in my soup?
Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:52 PM
Nothing is in your soup, you ordered the French meal.
Waiter, a GPS is in my soup!
Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:00 PM
Because you ordered a Tracking Soup.
Waiter, this isn't soup! This is a tomato!
Posted 26 November 2013 - 06:50 AM
oh you ordered it as a soup ok
waiter, here is your soup
Posted 26 November 2013 - 07:59 AM
Thank you, sir.
Waiter, my soup appears to have broken the fourth wall.
Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:44 AM
That's perfectly fine, a sandwich told me nothing bad would happen.
Waiter, there's a chicken in my soup! ( Reference... I know what you are thinking, and so am I )
Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:28 PM
well this is a yellow soup and the coulor of "the chicken" is yellow
man this video is in my soup
Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:21 PM
Well, Ponytops do not belong in bowls of soup, so just take it out and wipe it off.
Waiter!!
There is a banana in my soup!!
Posted 26 November 2013 - 08:35 PM
Yep.
O_O
Deal with it.
Waiter, there is a magikarp in my soup!
Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:39 PM
oh this is a soup from kanto very jummy I've heard
waiter "Yawn" why is there "Yawn" sleep powder in my soup? "fall's asleep"
Posted 27 November 2013 - 09:18 PM
*covers with blanket with an evel face* Dont worry hehehe
Waiter! There is a time lord in my soup!
Posted 28 November 2013 - 06:08 AM
Oh, I'm terribly sorry! His T.A.R.D.I.S. seems to have malfunctioned...
Waiter, there appears to be a rather angry looking woman in my soup.
Edited by Urdaagon Ironheart, 28 November 2013 - 06:08 AM.
Posted 28 November 2013 - 08:03 PM
Oh no, that was table TWO's order.
Waiter, There is Million dollars in my soup, when I asked for a billion!
Posted 28 November 2013 - 09:24 PM
we ran out of dollars
hmm waiter my soup is made of pure molten gold why?
Posted 30 November 2013 - 01:57 PM
Because we couldnt find the butter.
Waiter, there is a Princess celestia in my soup, when im a vegan!
Posted 01 December 2013 - 01:04 PM
ok here have a soup (Princess Celestia) free
waiter why is there a Christmas calendar in ma soup?
Posted 01 December 2013 - 01:19 PM
An advent calendar, sir? Oh yes, but of course. You must not have read our promotional advertisement: we're now serving one free advent calendar to each customer who orders soup! Getting in the festive spirit, you know.
Waiter, why is there a Twicane in my soup?
Posted 01 December 2013 - 01:23 PM
Posted 01 December 2013 - 01:23 PM
Oops, that's supposed to be on the wall there, but Pinkie broke physics again.
WAITER!!
There's a Bucking BOWL ALL AROUND MY SOUP!!
I demand this to be FIXED!!
Edited by Prince Polaris, 01 December 2013 - 01:25 PM.
Posted 01 December 2013 - 02:50 PM
Sorry sir! *Removes bowl* If you wring out the tablecloth you can drink it like that.
Waiter, there's a Scootaloo in my soup.
Posted 01 December 2013 - 02:52 PM
But sir, it says here you ordered... chicken, no?
Soup, there's a fly and a waiter.
Posted 01 December 2013 - 02:54 PM
*steams*
Waiter, there's a starspider in my soup.
Posted 02 December 2013 - 11:01 AM
oh well it's the season for it now
waiter I dont know how but there is an entire fireplase with fire in my soup how is that possible?
Posted 02 December 2013 - 11:33 AM
Oh! Oh dear, the soup-warmer appears to have undergone a structural failure...
Waiter, my soup... ran out the window.
Posted 02 December 2013 - 01:58 PM
THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT AHAHAHAHEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAHAHAHHAAA
WAITER!!!
THERE'S A BUNCH OF WAITERS IN HERE!!!
Posted 02 December 2013 - 06:29 PM
me: waiter! theres a Pikachu in my soup and alive!
Waiter: Put it in its pokeball then!
me: it doesn't go in it! it hates it
waiter: OH
Posted 03 December 2013 - 10:39 PM
oh will you order some plastic glowes then
waiter I dont know what's i my Lego City calender soup today
Posted 04 December 2013 - 05:28 AM
maybe a chicken
Waiter theres a Flaming cake in my soup!
Posted 04 December 2013 - 12:48 PM
Well I dont see how cake is a problem, would you like desert, or will you be ungratefull and have me throw it out!
Waiter, why is a time virus- s a time virus in my soup?
Posted 04 December 2013 - 05:31 PM
Paradox!
Waiter! A spy's sappin mah Soup!
Posted 04 December 2013 - 05:35 PM
Gentlemen.
Waiter, my soup exploded. I want to sue for property damage.
Posted 04 December 2013 - 05:40 PM
*Builds it back up*
You were saying?
Waaaiter! Theres a Unusual Bills Hat in my soup!
Posted 04 December 2013 - 06:17 PM
Gentleman , I see the cake is safe?
no? then we have a problem....there is red spy in our cake
Posted 05 December 2013 - 09:26 PM
. . .
WAITER!
*Clears throat*
WHY DO I HAVE NO SOUP????????
Posted 06 December 2013 - 04:08 AM
Because you didn't order... anything. *DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*
Waiter, there is a H E A V Y R A I N in my soup.

Posted 08 December 2013 - 06:21 PM
oh ok
why is minecraft in my soup?
Posted 09 December 2013 - 03:06 AM
How should I know? I don't cook the soup. If you wish to file a complaint, please ask the Head Chef. He's the one that made it for you.
Waiter, this isn't soup, its nuclear waste.
Posted 09 December 2013 - 06:53 AM
this aint a soup kitchen either, it's a nuclear powerplant
why is there a geranium in my soup waiter?
Posted 09 December 2013 - 06:12 PM
Posted 09 December 2013 - 06:26 PM
Eat it, its good for your bones!
Waiter, you are in my soup... and... umm.. i ate your leg.. D:
Posted 09 December 2013 - 08:34 PM
oh here eat me I'm done here anyway
waiter why is there unicorn milk in my soup?
Posted 04 January 2014 - 02:46 AM
You asked for the special sauce in it, didn't you?
Waiter, why is the matrix in my soup?
Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:48 AM
Our chef likes movies.
WAAAAAAAAITAH, there's a huge baby in my soup.
Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:52 AM
Did you not order a foal in your soup?
Waiter! There's a flaming pie in my soup! I know I control them but I didnt make this one! Why is it here?
Posted 04 January 2014 - 07:00 AM
You're a liar.
Liar liar, pies on fire.
waiter there's nothing in my soup.
Posted 04 January 2014 - 07:20 AM
Here, have something.
And I do not lie!
Waiter, theres a hill in my soup!
Posted 04 January 2014 - 07:33 AM
Posted 04 January 2014 - 07:40 AM
Im not lying ._.
Waiter, there's people that think i'm lying in my soup!
Posted 04 January 2014 - 07:50 AM
Posted 05 January 2014 - 01:12 AM
You're just a bad parent, DisQord
Waiter, there's no soup
Edited by MrSpyro, 05 January 2014 - 01:17 AM.
Posted 05 January 2014 - 01:26 AM
Posted 05 January 2014 - 03:52 AM
Sir, you said you wanted the soup to be spicy and remind you of home
Waiter, there's a Floating Head in my soup!
Posted 05 January 2014 - 03:57 AM
Edited by Neon Splash, 05 January 2014 - 03:58 AM.
Posted 05 January 2014 - 04:45 PM
Because you ordered pokeball soup.
WAITER!!!!!! THERES TWO FLIES IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 05 January 2014 - 06:45 PM
well these are turtledove flies
waiter why is my soup so salty?
Posted 06 January 2014 - 04:30 AM
I salted it
Waiter, why does my soup taste like blood?
Posted 06 January 2014 - 11:10 AM
because it is a bloody good soup you silly.
waiter the typed is in my soup
Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:55 PM
typed?
Welp, I dropped my keyboard.
Thanks for finding it!
Waiter, there is a kitten in my soup!
Posted 08 January 2014 - 04:51 AM
a kitten?
oh yes that is my kitten
Waiter, there is a changeling in my soup!
Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:48 AM
hmm, nope Don't get it how he/she did it
waiter there is a Twilli wrapt in duct tape in my soupe
Edited by Dashing Jack, 08 January 2014 - 06:49 AM.
Posted 08 January 2014 - 08:18 PM
Um...
.you didn't see anything.
Waiter, "animal crackers in my soup," why?
Edited by Ice Strike, 08 January 2014 - 08:19 PM.
Posted 09 January 2014 - 09:47 PM
*blinks* *blinks* what ok
waiter this aren't my soup this is a Razzle Dazzle Pie
Posted 25 January 2014 - 05:39 AM
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