Grant the above person's wish, and horribly corrupt it!
#1301
Posted 13 March 2016 - 03:36 AM
I WISH GRAVITY FALLS HAS SEASON 2 (OR 3 IF IM THINKING ABOUT THIS WRONG)
REQUIREMENTS
MUST HAVE BEAUTIFUL SEASON 1(-2) ANIMATION STYLE
MUST HAVE GOOD SCRIPT
MUST BE MADE BY ORIGINAL PPL WHO CREATED IT
MUST BE PG LIKE ALWAYS
MUST HAVE ALL THE CHARACTERS FROM SEASON 1(-2)
MUST MAKE ME CRY AT THE FINALE LIKE SEASON 1(2)
#1302
Posted 13 March 2016 - 04:23 AM
it makes you cry because it's so bad you die
i wish for a gold ingot
#1303
Posted 13 March 2016 - 04:30 AM
Your wish is granted, but it's virtual.
I wish for col 4 to come sooner.
#1304
Posted 13 March 2016 - 04:36 AM
your wish is granted, but it has no plugins, no custom map, and it's 100% vanilla with pvp enabled at all times and grief is allowed
i wish for intense reflexes
#1305
Posted 13 March 2016 - 04:44 PM
I wish Sierif's character would die. (Sorry dude, I really don't like him)
Edited by Aurora, 13 March 2016 - 04:45 PM.
#1306
Posted 13 March 2016 - 04:53 PM
he dies but he sets off a nuke and kills everyone in the process
(he's meant to be unlikeable, so it works fine
)
i wish for a screwdriver that can't harm me and it can work
#1307
Posted 13 March 2016 - 05:32 PM
You get the screwdriver. Unfortunately, it's one of those black-and-yellow screwdrivers, and a nearby swarm of giant killer hornets think you're assaulting one of their brethren and sting you to death.

I wish VHSs were a thing again.
Edited by R9000, 13 March 2016 - 05:32 PM.
#1308
Posted 13 March 2016 - 05:49 PM
they are, but everytime the little tape thingy inside of the vhs spins out of control for every vhs tape
i wish people .
#1309
Posted 13 March 2016 - 06:01 PM
Granted but the people hate bronies
I wish for a super laptop !
#1310
Posted 13 March 2016 - 06:06 PM
Granted, but it's so super that it flies away and you never see it again.
I wish for a wish.
#1311
Posted 13 March 2016 - 06:07 PM
Granted, but it's not a wish.
I wish for my very own charcoal factory.
#1312
Posted 13 March 2016 - 08:47 PM
Granted, but it's made out of charcoal and burns down.
I wish I could get all the Vengeance soundpacks for free.
#1313
Posted 13 March 2016 - 10:42 PM
granted but then you get sued for illegal downloads
i wish for spring break to start now
#1314
Posted 13 March 2016 - 10:49 PM
I wish Sierif wasn't so rough on his adoptions.
#1315
Posted 13 March 2016 - 11:08 PM
granted. you can live in the cage with the computer now.
i wish i didnt eat those black beans
#1316
Posted 13 March 2016 - 11:29 PM
You throw up.
I wish there wasn't so much pointless BS at uni.
#1317
Posted 13 March 2016 - 11:31 PM
there's no longer any pointless bs, but now there's actual literal bull shit all over campus and in classrooms
i wish for bluestacks to work
#1318
Posted 15 March 2016 - 02:59 AM
Granted, but there's nothing to download on the app.
I wish I was a plastic bottle...
#1319
Posted 15 March 2016 - 12:28 PM
I wish I could eat rocks as a tasty, nutritious meal.
#1320
Posted 15 March 2016 - 02:57 PM
I wish I could cast magic without getting ill or losing appendages!
#1321
Posted 16 March 2016 - 02:43 PM
Granted, but every spell you cast has the opposite effect of what you actually desire.
I wish this wish wasn't corruptible.
#1322
Posted 16 March 2016 - 03:51 PM
Granted, but yure baned for being a smart arse.

That's not a corruption, that's just reality.
(Not really lololololololol) ![]()
I wish for a fish, on a dish.
#1323
Posted 16 March 2016 - 04:01 PM
Granted, but it's Jaws, and you're in the ocean...his territory.
I wish I had a life.
#1324
Posted 16 March 2016 - 05:53 PM
I wish for
#1325
Posted 16 March 2016 - 07:40 PM
Granted on every electronic device you touch of any kind...including simple lightbulbs.
I wish I had a point to my life.
Edited by frost73ite, 16 March 2016 - 07:41 PM.
#1326
Posted 19 March 2016 - 07:17 PM
Granted. The point of your life is to do all the work while the rest of us sit back and relax.
I wish energy could be created and destroyed.
#1327
Posted 20 March 2016 - 01:25 AM
I wish tumblr had a button on the dashboard that scrolls the page down to the last unseen post.
Edited by Iggie_, 20 March 2016 - 01:25 AM.
#1328
Posted 20 March 2016 - 05:07 AM
Granted, but half a second after it scrolls down, the entire page resets, and sends you all the way back to the top.
I wish there was a Girl Genius/MLP cross over comic.
#1329
Posted 20 March 2016 - 10:50 PM
Granted, but the company making it goes bankrupt and it is never finished.
I wish for delicious cake.
#1330
Posted 21 March 2016 - 05:13 PM
Granted The cake was so delicious that you did not know it was poisoned and would kill you
I wish to see the world burn
#1331
Posted 21 March 2016 - 07:12 PM
granted, but you die with it, and you're the first to die and everyone else survives c:
i wish for a very dense cookie
#1332
Posted 22 March 2016 - 01:17 AM
Granted, but the cookie is so dense it's too heavy to lift and too dense to even eat in the first place.
I wish I had the money to pay people to draw my stuff
#1333
Posted 24 March 2016 - 08:08 AM
Granted, but they all suck at drawing.
I wish for world peace.
#1334
Posted 24 March 2016 - 12:24 PM
Granted. There is no longer any life in the entire world.
I wish I had pancakes.
#1335
Posted 24 March 2016 - 11:16 PM
You are still dead from granting my wish, so the pancakes go to your corpse.
I wish we would stop being dead forever.
Edited by Electifried, 24 March 2016 - 11:19 PM.
#1336
Posted 26 March 2016 - 07:32 AM
I wish for a single grain of sand.
#1337
Posted 26 March 2016 - 12:07 PM
Granted, but you are now microscopic, so you get crushed by your grain of sand.
I wish I was an oscar mayer wiener.
#1338
Posted 27 March 2016 - 06:23 PM
Granted, but someone overcooks you, and throws you away.
I wish for an ish wish dish!
#1339
Posted 28 March 2016 - 07:09 AM
Ish is not a word, so an error occurs while trying to process your wish.
I wish I could delete memories at will, so I could experience things for the first time, over and over, forever.
#1340
Posted 28 March 2016 - 08:32 AM
Worst case: You die.
Best case: You can't remember how to walk and speak, basically like a newborn child, and relearning that will take you several years.
I wish I had the money for Xfer Serum.
Edited by Iggie_, 28 March 2016 - 08:37 AM.
#1341
Posted 28 March 2016 - 09:20 PM
You have the money for it! But you get killed when someone robs you.
I wish for Undertale 2.
#1342
Posted 07 April 2016 - 07:43 PM
Undertale 2 would be awfully made.
I wish I could with play with fily Luna
#1343
Posted 09 April 2016 - 03:09 AM
I wish for Merasmus.
#1344
Posted 09 April 2016 - 12:50 PM
Your head gets turned into a bomb and you die
I wish for Lieutenant Bites
#1345
Posted 09 April 2016 - 10:27 PM
A spider who happens to be the rank of lieutenant in the spider army crawls onto your leg in the middle of the night and gives you some bites.
I wish for a good time.
#1346
Posted 10 April 2016 - 12:23 AM
All you get is a bad time
I wish to be able to play the violin
#1347
Posted 10 April 2016 - 07:27 PM
You can play it, but not very well.
I wish for Kim Jong Un to grow a beard.
#1348
Posted 11 April 2016 - 03:12 PM
I wish to meet nightmare moon.
#1349
Posted 11 April 2016 - 04:47 PM
Nightmare moon thinks you smell bad and labels you as a Cretin.
I wish for a healthy, good-tasting cake.
#1350
Posted 12 April 2016 - 02:34 PM
I grant you chocolate zucchini cake with chocolate avocado frosting, but it gives you the squirts.
I wish 42.
#1351
Posted 12 April 2016 - 11:23 PM
Error 404 wish not found.
I want to have Fluffle Puff as a pet. ![]()
#1352
Posted 12 April 2016 - 11:56 PM
Fluffle Puff accidentally drowns you in fur.
I wish for a sheild that protects me against everything.
#1353
Posted 13 April 2016 - 12:21 AM
You have your shield, but you're in the vacuum of space. Since it can't protect you from nothing, you die.
I wish 00101010.
#1354
Posted 14 April 2016 - 02:16 AM
You weren't specific, so I send you 101,010 angry bees.
I wish someone would swap Onionsan and Steven Magnet.
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