The title, pretty much. Does temporarily resetting it for maintenance delete posts that've been recently made? Would've been nice for warning if it's permanent.
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Welcome. You have entered the Hipster zone. Today I will teach you the secret art of slamming thugs with the most overpowered class in the rog. That's right, fools it's the Hipster. He is so hardcore that if Sephiroth and Ash Ketchum did the fusion dance they would most certainly become the Hipster. With this guide you will become more badess than even McKellen and even Cake. First we must be able to locate this unstoppable hustler on the champion select screen. Can you find the Hipster? Well done, you have located the hipster and now are part-way to being total gangsters. But what makes the Hipster such a baller? Well let's take a look. Just look at this hardcore thug. You can tell by his sincere eyes that he has just overcome a meth addiction and is ready to straighten up and fly right. But his rectangle knife tells that he is prepared to roll over an entire neighborhood and beat up innocent civilians for protection and money. And we all know that being a bully is cool. Look over here it is some badess. There is some more badess over here. And even more badess down here. Lots and lots of badess. Finally, we have the backward white baseball cap. You can tell he spends his recreational time hitting homers and getting paid, which adds to his badess level. Well done, you now understand why the hipster is the best class in the universe. Now it's time to gear up. Choosing your gear is crucial for survival in the ganglands. Make sure you purchase a green knife, the best item in the game. Because you need the grass element to defeat the rock element Pokemon. And we all know that Brock is the first gym leader. Next, we need the right hedron. If you don't know what a hedron is then you should leave this game and go back to Nintendogs instead. When you enter the ROTMG you will be given a free fire-type hedron by Willem. Because he is a stand-up guy. This is actually the best item in the game, so keep it. See this seemingly impenetrable wall? Poof. Juke Nukem'd. Next, get the purple overcoat. The best item in the game. Because purple is the colour of ninja. And you can peoples harder if you have the blessings of a ninja on your side. Finally, we need something to compliment our already ridiculously high swag. For this reason I choose the black rock ring. This proves that you have defeated Brock in a Pokemon battle, it is also the best item in the game. Well done, your Hipster is now fully built. Take an hour break to make a coffee and brag to the other rotmg people about your insanely overpowered class. Your first goal is to get your thugging level to 20. To acheive this just wander around the evil forest and slam any homeboys you may come across. As you get closer to the volcano of doom, the roaming gangs become stronger. So stay around the wannabes and primary school library clubs until you are a competent basketballer. Now that you are level 20, you can enter the most dangerous place in the universe. The godlands. But wait. Let me teach you the secrets to the gods. Watch out, it's a snake. The snake is the hardest boss in the game. Make sure you dodge his green lasers and his totally-balanced red grenade. Remember you can rub your red hedron to teleport to your cursor to dodge attacks. This is what makes the hipster the best class in the universe. Next up is battleholder. The battleholder will chunk you with his slow-moving white lasers. Keep your distance and whoop his rude head. Holy crap. It's the tree. The tree has the power of foresight so he will throw his five red daggers in the direction you are heading. This makes him the hardest boss in the game. Strafe side-to-side and use your totally-balanced hedron to demoralize him and make him feel underpowered. Holy shet look behind you! It's a manitee. The manitee is a rich gangster who has like ten-billion guns. Making him the hardest boss in the game. Wait for him to run out of guns before you hedron in for the kill. There are other thugs in the gangster-lands. But they are all weak and ugly and because you are the best character in the universe, you will have no trouble rolling them. When Oryx the mad-hatter is sick of your intense thugging, he will send you to his crib. Oryx's crib is a team-based dungeon. But because you are the best character in the universe, you will be able to solo the whole dungeon. Run past the stupid monsters until you reach the Chamber of Secrets. In the Chamber of Secrets, you will have to Digimon battle Oryx's cousins. Their names are huge red rock and huge blue rock. They will try and apprehend you with their multi-coloured lasers and tango dancing. Use your completely-balanced levels of speed and hedron to dodge their attacks. Finally it is time to face the hardest boss in the universe. That's right, it's Oryx. Oryx and his cronies will fight with their huge white balls and other party tricks. Watch carefully to how I handle Oryx. Get slammed. Now that I have shown you how to use the most overpowered gimp in video-game history, you must farm up the ganglands and collecting the coloured rocks so that you can become a true rotmg master.[/size]





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Where'd the posts from the last 3 hours or so go?
19 March 2016 - 05:42 PM
Anyone want a steam key for Wasteland 2?
04 March 2016 - 06:37 PM
The title, pretty much. The first person who posts something that makes me laugh or at least grin a lot will get a pm with the key in it.
Thanks fam.
Exclusion Zone (Forum RP, sort of post apocalyptic.)
19 February 2016 - 04:36 PM
Imagine a picnic. Picture a forest, a country road, a meadow. A car drives off the country road into the meadow, a group of young people get out of the car carrying bottles, baskets of food, transistor radios, and cameras. They light fires, pitch tents, turn on the music. In the morning they leave. The animals, birds and insects that watched in horror through the long night creep out from their hiding places. And what do they see? Gas and oil spilled on the grass. Old spark plugs and old filters strewn around. Rags, burn out bulbs, and a monkey wrench left behind. Oil slicks on the pond. And of course, the usual mess — apple cores, candy wrappers, charred remains of the campfire cans, bottles, somebody's handkerchief, somebody's penknife, torn newspapers, comic, faded flowers picked in another meadow. A roadside picnic. On some road in the cosmos.
3 Years ago, Twilight Sparkle began work on a project with the intention to discover more about the magical properties of the Everfree forest, it was dubbed "Pillar Project". Unfortunately, a few months into the project, there was a disaster. A huge burst of magical energy engulfed the Everfree forest, the release leaving residual magical radiation around the laboratory and causing death or severe mutation in any living thing in the area. The area of the forest and some areas immediately around it were affected, strange anomalies, described as almost fractures in the fabric of the universe's logic, where gravity could be high enough to crush you against the ground instantly, or you could be struck with lightning with no source. Twilight had survived, having been away attending diplomatic meetings. She immediately vouched for sending scientific research teams to attempt to comb the ruins for research data and maybe some artifacts, to understand how they worked.
Of the 3 teams sent out, only one returned, the team that'd been told to collect artifacts and then leave. Whether the other two had finished their work or not is unknown - but they never returned. What was known, however, was that the Zone was dangerous. Votes on the Equestrian council were quickly gathered to take military action against whatever went on inside. The plan was to send in a recon team, have them find any trace of the former research teams, then report back to command. Again, the recon team was never heard from again after entering the Zone. Ponyville was evacuated, except for a few stubborn people who insisted nothing could go wrong.
Despite Celestia's insistence that tampering with the Zone could have potentially disastrous effects, she couldn't go against democracy. The scouting went ahead again. They almost reached the center point of the Everfree Forest, but another energy burst was released. The sky turned dark purple and low drones were heard over the radios as the zone encompassed Ponyville and it's surrounding areas with the burst.
Attempts at getting further into the zone were halted. The military set up checkpoints preventing anyone from getting past the designated research areas outside of Ponyville. Twilight, publicly, declared that no more research would go on past that safe area. Secretly, however, she'd realized that the usage of the artifacts in technology was simply too great to abandon them as a prospect. And the greater artifacts were all located past the checkpoint... And that's where you come in.
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This roleplay is exploration and action focused. For a good idea of what the Ponyville Exclusion Zone is like, think of the Exclusion Zone from the STALKER series, but with much less in the way of bandits and such. If you have any questions, put them below. This RP was created with the help of Seras Victoria. He's a bro.
To join, make an app here. https://www.brohoof....ication-thread/
Exclusion Zone (Forum RP, sort of post apocalyptic, application thread).)
12 February 2016 - 06:45 PM
Imagine a picnic. Picture a forest, a country road, a meadow. A car drives off the country road into the meadow, a group of young people get out of the car carrying bottles, baskets of food, transistor radios, and cameras. They light fires, pitch tents, turn on the music. In the morning they leave. The animals, birds and insects that watched in horror through the long night creep out from their hiding places. And what do they see? Gas and oil spilled on the grass. Old spark plugs and old filters strewn around. Rags, burn out bulbs, and a monkey wrench left behind. Oil slicks on the pond. And of course, the usual mess — apple cores, candy wrappers, charred remains of the campfire cans, bottles, somebody's handkerchief, somebody's penknife, torn newspapers, comic, faded flowers picked in another meadow. A roadside picnic. On some road in the cosmos.
3 Years ago, Twilight Sparkle began work on a project with the intention to discover more about the magical properties of the Everfree forest, it was dubbed "Pillar Project". Unfortunately, a few months into the project, there was a disaster. A huge burst of magical energy engulfed the Everfree forest, the release leaving residual magical radiation around the laboratory and causing death or severe mutation in any living thing in the area. The area of the forest and some areas immediately around it were affected, strange anomalies, described as almost fractures in the fabric of the universe's logic, where gravity could be high enough to crush you against the ground instantly, or you could be struck with lightning with no source. Twilight had survived, having been away attending diplomatic meetings. She immediately vouched for sending scientific research teams to attempt to comb the ruins for research data and maybe some artifacts, to understand how they worked.
Of the 3 teams sent out, only one returned, the team that'd been told to collect artifacts and then leave. Whether the other two had finished their work or not is unknown - but they never returned. What was known, however, was that the Zone was dangerous. Votes on the Equestrian council were quickly gathered to take military action against whatever went on inside. The plan was to send in a recon team, have them find any trace of the former research teams, then report back to command. Again, the recon team was never heard from again after entering the Zone. Ponyville was evacuated, except for a few stubborn people who insisted nothing could go wrong.
Despite Celestia's insistence that tampering with the Zone could have potentially disastrous effects, she couldn't go against democracy. The scouting went ahead again. They almost reached the center point of the Everfree Forest, but another energy burst was released. The sky turned dark purple and low drones were heard over the radios as the zone encompassed Ponyville and it's surrounding areas with the burst.
Attempts at getting further into the zone were halted. The military set up checkpoints preventing anyone from getting past the designated research areas outside of Ponyville. Twilight, publicly, declared that no more research would go on past that safe area. Secretly, however, she'd realized that the usage of the artifacts in technology was simply too great to abandon them as a prospect. And the greater artifacts were all located past the checkpoint... And that's where you come in.
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This roleplay is exploration and action focused. For a good idea of what the Ponyville Exclusion Zone is like, think of the Exclusion Zone from the STALKER series, but with much less in the way of bandits and such. If you have any questions, put them below. This RP was created with the help of Seras Victoria. He's a bro.
Character Sheets
Name:
Gender:
Race: (Just the standard races such as Earth pony, Pegasus or Unicorn, or maybe something else. Put it here and we'll see)
Age: (Minimum of 18, they're not gonna send kids into a highly dangerous area.)
Picture and/or description:
Position: (Are they a soldier, scientist, treasure hunter, etc? Basically what role they are in the team. So for example, a medic would be useful but a lawyer wouldn't be. So put some thought into this)
Personality:
Gear: (Everyone will have the basic gear like food/water, medical supplies, tents, gas mask, etc. This is for things like weapons/ personal items)
Backstory: (What did you character do before this? Why are they interested in the Zone, etc)
Other Important Info:
I'm thinking I'll take as many people as possible, but in the rare event there is a lot of people, I'll put a limit somewhere.
PC builds on a budget
02 November 2014 - 03:58 PM
Hiya, for christmas I'm going to be getting the best possible pc I can... Unfortunately, I have a budget of around 470-500 pounds, maybe more, maybe less. Hooviano built an excellent PC that would work for me, but the price of the graphics chip it needed has doubled in price, making it not exactly the best option for my money.
After looking at Nerd3's gaming rig and being linked to the website he got it from, I'm seriously considering a pc from there, specifically this one: http://www.cyberpowe...Zeus_Mini-A_100
The problem with this, however, is I know there are cheaper alternatives and I know precisely jack-shit about building a pc, which led to me making this thread.
If anyone can find the parts of a build, or knows about, a pc that would be good within that budget, I would massively appreciate it. Thanks.
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