1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,200 TS: Have fun on your vacation, Applejack! 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:05,100 AJ: Shut up, you can't tell me what to do. 3 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:06,000 TS: Geez, sorry. 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,100 AJ: Yeah, you better be. Alright, now while I'm gone on my vacation... 5 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:09,700 PP: Where are you going? 6 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:14,100 AJ: Could you all stop interrupting me for a moment? Alright, now while I'm gone, you all need to make sure... 7 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:16,000 TS: Don't worry, Applejack! We can do that! 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,400 AJ: Bloody hell, Twilight. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU TO DO! 9 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,000 PP: Hey, can you bring me back a souvenir? 10 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,500 AJ: Damn it all, I'm trying to give you important information so that when I get back the town isn't destroyed! 11 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,500 TS: I want an ice cream! PP: Oh, me too! 12 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:30,900 AJ: For the last time, this is extremely important! You all need to remember to... 13 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,800 TS: And two hard-boiled eggs! PP: (honk) 14 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,800 TS: Make that three hard-boiled eggs! 15 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,200 AJ: Oh, you know what? Screw you, you can all just die! 16 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:47,770 RD: La da da da... Wow Geez! Hey quit it with the lightning already! 17 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:51,000 DH: You'd be throwing lightning too if you were as pissed off as I am! 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,300 RD: Yeah, I probably would. 19 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,050 DH: Do you want to know why I'm pissed? 20 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:55,300 RD: Nah, not really. 21 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:59,400 DH: Well I'll tell you why! That good for nothing god, Hades, didn't come to my performance! 22 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,100 The Violence of the Lambs. 23 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,600 RD: Uhhhh, isn't it supposed to be Silence of the Lambs? 24 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:10,100 DH: Not in my version! But that's OK! His elder brother, Zeus, has blessed me...with his...umm... his blessing! 25 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,200 Also I can just not get enough of bouncing on this cloud. 26 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,000 Bollocks! That lightning went right up my ass! 27 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,200 RD: Wow. Hahaha! Some blessing that was. 28 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:24,000 DH: Oh, that's what you think, but the lightning has given my ass supernatural powers! Behold! 29 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 RD: Oh, Geez! 30 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:27,700 RD: Why would you do that? 31 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:34,400 DH: Because I can! In fact from this day forward you might as well refer to me as the ruler of space,because now I own Uranus! 32 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,400 RD: You're insane! 33 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,900 DH: I've taken your insults for the last time! Butt powers, asstivate! 34 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:40,000 RD: Nooooo! DH: Down you go! 35 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,400 DH: Wow, getting some flashbacks of the play here. 36 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:48,690 I swear I will hunt all of you down and destroy you, or my name isn't, and maybe it isn't, Derpy Hooves! 37 00:01:48,690 --> 00:01:51,200 Right after I do this. Weeeeee! 38 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,100 RD: What are we going to do! She's going to freaking kill us! 39 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:58,310 FS: I don't want to die! I finally hit five followers on DevientArt. 40 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:04,850 R: Oh no! We're going to be slowly tortured to death! Oh, there's no escape from this, we should just let it happen. 41 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,900 TS: Nobody panic! We can figure this out. 42 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:09,400 Creepy Poster: Hello, soon to be dead ponies. 43 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:13,800 TS: Everyone remain on the verge of panicking! What do you want you creepy poster! 44 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,920 SP: I've got a letter for you! 45 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:19,400 TS: No! What does it say? What does it say? 46 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:24,000 CP: I guess you'll just have to... read it! 47 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:31,500 CP: Hahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahaaha! TS: No! No! You're a monster! A MONSTER! 48 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,000 TS: I wonder what this letter says. 49 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,340 RD: What's in the letter, Twilight! 50 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:36,300 TS: It seems to be full of words. 51 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,600 FS: Does it have any sentences? 52 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,500 TS: It would appear so. 53 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,000 FS: Oh, Lordy. have mercy on our souls! 54 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,700 TS: Basically the gist of it is; Derpy knows where we are, and she's coming to kill us right now. 55 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:53,500 Hmmm. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I personally think that might not be the best thing that happens to us today. 56 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,600 RD: What are we going to do? 57 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,600 TS: Hmm. I've got it! We'll run away and hide! 58 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:03,600 Because it didn't work this time, so according to the laws of heads and tails, it must work the next time! 59 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,200 FS: I don't think the laws of probability work like that. 60 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:11,200 R: Fluttershy is right! We can't take that risk. We should wait here for derpy to come and kill us. 61 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,600 It is the only option! 62 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:13,900 TS: Oh, come on, Rarity. 63 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:15,400 R: Ugh! Fine. 64 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:19,400 Phil: And so, they all eloped together. Aw yeah. 65 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:25,100 TS: Well guys, in our attempt to run away from Derpy, we've made it here, into the desert. 66 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:26,800 RD: Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious. 67 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,000 TS: Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little recap! 68 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,200 FS: It hasn't even been five minutes yet. 69 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,100 TS: Well, maybe everyone has still forgotten. 70 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:34,990 R: Nobody's that stupid, Twilight. 71 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:37,500 TS: They watch this show. They have to be a little bit stupid. 72 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,400 R: Ah, fair enough. 73 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,000 RD: Oh no, guys, I've got some terrible news! She followed us here and she's going to kill us! 74 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,230 TS: Well where is she? 75 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:45,000 RD: She's slightly off camera. Listen! 76 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,770 DH: Oh, why did they have to run to the desert. It's too hot here. 77 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Oh, damn it! I got sand in my vagina! 78 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,400 RD: She's here and she's pissed! What are we going to do? 79 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,800 PP: Quick! Everyone follow me! Look! There she is. 80 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,500 DH: Oh, there you all are! Stand still so I can murder you. 81 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,600 TS: Damn it, Pinkie! 82 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,989 FS: What are we going to do? 83 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:04,930 TS: Hmm. I've got it! The two pegasus can carry the rest of us in that cart! 84 00:04:04,930 --> 00:04:10,200 FS: Oh, come on, Twilight, I mean, seriously? Come on... 85 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,400 TS: Now is not the time, Fluttershy! 86 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,200 PP: Now quick! Take us back to Ponyville! 87 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,800 TS: Well, everyone, we're all safe again. 88 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,400 PP: And Derpy will probably die in the desert and we won't hear from her anymore. 89 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,700 R: And I learned the true meaning of dysentery. 90 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,800 TS: Wait a minute, something's not right. Where did Rainbow Dash go? 91 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,870 DH: It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets 10 000 volts up the butt again! 92 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,200 RD: That wasn't in the original! 93 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,200 DH: There's nothing wrong with possibly Derpy's version! Now again from the beginning! 94 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,200 RD: Awwwwww.