[screaming]
Apple Bloom: Look girls, I finally got my cutie mark! I got my cutie mark, girls! Girls, where y'all goin'?
[SHED.MOV]

Spike: Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Rainbow Dash: Shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi
Pinkie Pie: Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma
Rainbow Dash: Woah, woah, woah. Wait up, y'assholes. What are we doing here?
Spike: Twilight said we have to find something called the... Helements of Armory. We have to look in Fluttershy's shed.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a minute, didn't Fluttershy say something about people going in her shed?
Spike: Hmmm. [flashback]
Rainbow Dash: Yo, Fluttershy, you wanna play spin-the-bottle with us?
Fluttershy: [nervous laugh] C'mon you guys, don't tease me, I'm shy. [laugh] Stay out of my shed.
Rainbow Dash: Yo, I'm bored, you wanna go hang out with Fluttershy?
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
[kicking]
Rainbow Dash: Hehehe, take that, you stupid cunt. Yeah, welcome to Ponyville, faggot. Bada-boom!
Fluttershy: [laugh] Good one guys, urgh, you really got me. Stay out of my shed, okay?
Host: And this year's prom queen is... Fluttershy!
Fluttershy: Oh my god! Now that I've won this, I finally like myself!
Rainbow Dash: Yo, this is gonna be so totally fucking rad.
[bucket, dripping]
Spike: Hey guys, look. Fluttershy's all wet. [laugh]
[laughter] [camera shutter]
Rainbow Dash: Yo, that's my period, you dumb bitch, that's my period! [laugh]
Fluttershy: No, don't laugh at me! Stop laughing at me! Stay out of my shed! Stay out of my shed! [echoing]
Spike: I think she said we're always welcome in her shed.
Spike: Oh my god! ...Look at all this porn!
Rainbow Dash: [raging wingboner] Swag.
Pinkie Pie: Man, Fluttershy sure has a lotta weird art.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but what do you expect from some quiet bitch who spends all her time in the woods with small woodland creatures.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, what a freak. [laughs]
Spike: Oh god, look what she did to Derpy! She turned her into a... decorative, toaster cozy.
Fluttershy: Hey hey hey. What'd I tell y'all about coming in my shed?!
Spike: Well, we're fucked.
Fluttershy: Take it away, fellas.
[xylophones]
[Fluttershy]
I'm gonna sing a song for you
And I'm gonna show you a thing or two
So have a seat, my dear
And if it's all the same
Just sit back, and relax
While I eat your brain
[Choir]
Na, na, na, gonna eat your brains
[Fluttershy]
Brain, brain, brains
[Choir]
Na, na, na, gonna eat your brains
Na, na, na, gonna eat your brains
Police officer: Alright, alright. What's going on in here?
Fluttershy: Um, this isn't what it looks like? [nervous laughter]
[canned laughter]
Spike: Why have things been so weird around here lately?
Pinkie Pie: My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.
Spike: Yeah, okay, well, good luck with that.