[crashing]
Twilight Sparkle: Dear sweet Celestia! Discord, the god of chaos, has returned from his stoned imprisonment to lay waste to everything and everyone we hold dear! Spike, we have only one option. We must locate the Elements of Harmony!
[Spike lights and smokes bong]
Spike: Yeah, far out, dude.
[DRESS.MOV]

Fluttershy: [eating]
Twilight Sparkle: [poking]
Fluttershy: Hey, hey, hey. Quit poking me with your thing.
Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, have you seen the Elements of Harmony? I can't find them anywhere!
Fluttershy: Hey, hey, hey. I've sure haven't, purple guy. Stay out of my shed, okay?
Twilight Sparkle: Wanna help me look, Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, why don't you suck my tit, you dumb bitch. [laugh] Swag.
Twilight Sparkle: I know! I'll ask Rarity!
Twilight Sparkle: [knocking] Rarity, get your fat ass out here and help me find the Elements!
Rarity: Oh, I simply can't darling. I'm entertaining family today.
Twilight Sparkle: You're family with over thirty illegal Mexican immigrants?
Rarity: Of course dear, who do you think makes my dresses? They come over, they look at my posters, I pretend to whip them, it's a silly pretend game. Haha, like a family tradition. Hohohohohoho. Except they're not allowed to leave.
Twilight Sparkle: That doesn't exactly seem ethical, Rarity.
Rarity: [laugh] Oh, please. Everybody knows Mexicans aren't real people.
Paco: Oh, missus Rarity. My little fingers hurt from making so many dresses against my will.
Rarity: Oh, my poor baby. Let mamma Rarity look, I'll fix you up. [magic] No need to thank me my dear. Generosity is my middle name.
Paco: Oh no, looks like hard times ahead for Paco.
Rarity: Oh, I truly am the most beautiful creature in all of Equestria. To gaze upon me is to know divinity itself.
Mexican woman: Mrs. Rarity, I am so thirsty...
Rarity: [spit] Drink that dear.
Mexican woman: When are you going to pay us, Mrs. Rarity?
Rarity: I'm sorry darling, I can't understand your thick accent. You simply must learn to speak English properly if you're going to live in this country.
[Twilight farts]
Rarity: Oh, Fluttershy. I've had the help throw together a little dress for you. Maybe now you won't look like such an unwashed tramp.
Fluttershy: [from under dress] Hey, hey, hey. Stay out of my shed.
Rarity: Yes, that's me, the most generous pony in Ponyville.
Mexican man: Revolución.
Rarity: I'm sorry darling, I'm ever so certain I don't speak that...ghastly...taco-language of yours...
Mexican man: Revolution.
Rarity: That's what I was afraid you said.
[closes door]
Rarity: No, no, not my face! Not my generous face! No, agh, no! Help! This is hurt, this is a generous beating! Oh! Oh dear, oh my!
Discord: I am your god now, bring me your virgins!