1 00:00:07,899 --> 00:00:12,070 >> Rarity: Fluttershy, what exactly happened after I requested that you do this job? I 2 00:00:12,070 --> 00:00:17,570 would swear you put on four hundred pounds just to spite me! You knew how big this opportunity 3 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:24,570 was for me, and yet here you are just as big. Lights! I just know this is gonna end in a 4 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:26,259 great, big, boneheaded, big-boned disaster. 5 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:31,820 >> Twilight Sparkle: I don't really get what the problem is with, uh... Butterfly's weight. 6 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:36,620 >> Rarity: That's because you don't understand fashion, Twilight. Fluttershy is representing 7 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:41,049 my entire brand of clothing. I don't want fillies to see her and think that my clothes 8 00:00:41,049 --> 00:00:41,789 make you look fat. 9 00:00:41,789 --> 00:00:44,900 >> Twilight Sparkle: I thought the thing about the fashion industry was that everyone's a 10 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:49,510 female or a gay stallion. So they're looking for body types that look like skinny teenage 11 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:50,260 boys. 12 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:56,400 >> Rarity: No... It's just that a skinny teenage boy has the ideal body type for a filly. Fluttershy, 13 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,780 why is your butt so fat?! Are you storing up for winter?! 14 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:02,250 >> Twilight Sparkle: I dunno. I always thought just a little bit of girly pudge was not only 15 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,780 expected but desirable. 16 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:08,150 >> Rarity: Yes, says the friendless virgin. Stallions don't have any standards. Pinkie 17 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:09,020 Pie, back me up on this. 18 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:10,650 >> Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy is fat! 19 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:12,960 >> Rarity: Thank you, Pinkie. That was good. 20 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:18,390 >> Photo Finish: I am Photo Finish, and I am here now to finish your photos. But in 21 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:19,330 an artistic way. 22 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,090 >> Twilight Sparkle: Well, just let yourself in, you psychopath. 23 00:01:21,090 --> 00:01:22,990 >> Rarity: No, no, it's fine. The door was unlocked. 24 00:01:22,990 --> 00:01:25,780 >> Photo Finish: It is fine because everyone knows who I am. 25 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:28,540 >> Rarity: Yes, and we are so glad to have you here. 26 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:30,120 >> Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is not glad. Yes. 27 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:36,210 >> Photo Finish: Oh, mein God. That is the fattest model I have ever seen. No matter. 28 00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:37,370 We shall make beauty from nothing. 29 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:39,780 >> Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, we ought to trim her bangs into bowl-cut. 30 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:44,020 >> Rarity: Okay, Fluttershy, this is it. Just try to remember to suck in your gigantic pudge. 31 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:49,590 >> Photo Finish: Okay, I am ready to take photos. Now smile for the camera. 32 00:01:49,590 --> 00:01:50,700 [camera clicks] 33 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:54,750 >> Photo Finish: Okay, good. Now pout for the camera. 34 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:55,840 [camera clicks] 35 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:00,700 >> Photo Finish: Okay, good. Now... do something else. I don't know. 36 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:03,430 >> Twilight Sparkle: How does she know if the lighting's any good while she's wearing 37 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:05,100 sunglasses? [camera clicks] 38 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:10,060 >> Photo Finish: Okay, that was good. That was definitely something else, just like I 39 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:15,010 ask you. Now... uh... try pouting again. [camera clicks] 40 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:19,209 >> Photo Finish: Okay. I am out of ideas, so we are done. 41 00:02:19,209 --> 00:02:23,829 >> Rarity: Well, that was brief and disappointing. Way to ruin everything again, Fluttershy. 42 00:02:23,829 --> 00:02:24,889 >> Fluttershy: Sorry... 43 00:02:24,889 --> 00:02:31,060 >> Photo Finish: Nothing was ruined. Everything was perfect. Well, perhaps there was a bit 44 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:37,579 too much purple. Everywhere. But still, I will send you a contract. Sign within the 45 00:02:37,579 --> 00:02:37,900 week. 46 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:40,579 >> Rarity: Oh! Oh, well, that's wonderful! I'll keep an eye out. 47 00:02:40,579 --> 00:02:44,370 >> Photo Finish: I will see you both in one week. 48 00:02:44,370 --> 00:02:50,779 >> Rarity: Well, Fluttershy, it looks like you didn't lose a single ounce of weight. 49 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:54,469 But good news. I put together an outfit that should slim you down and make you look less 50 00:02:54,469 --> 00:02:56,289 like a giant winged hippopotamus. 51 00:02:56,289 --> 00:03:00,409 >> Fluttershy: Thank you. I'm sure this'll sell really well. 52 00:03:00,409 --> 00:03:04,629 >> Rarity: I'm sure my designs will do great in spite of you. But I have a question though. 53 00:03:04,629 --> 00:03:07,239 When you signed that contract, did you read it through at all? 54 00:03:07,239 --> 00:03:10,670 >> Fluttershy: Not really. It was really hard to understand. 55 00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:14,919 >> Rarity: Oh. Well, I hope you didn't sign it yet, because my contract read like the 56 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,409 Holocaust. I can't imagine what yours was like. 57 00:03:17,409 --> 00:03:22,510 >> Fluttershy: I did sign it already. I was worried I would disappoint you. But you're 58 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:27,139 just exaggerating, right? It's not really... like... a big tragedy? 59 00:03:27,139 --> 00:03:31,189 >> Rarity: [chuckles nervously] Well, it was sort of, uh, just an endless series of rights 60 00:03:31,189 --> 00:03:33,920 violations, so a bit of a tragedy perhaps. 61 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,980 >> Fluttershy: But not like... not like a serious...? 62 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:40,840 >> Rarity: Well, of course they won't be able to put you in a furnace or anything, but I 63 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:45,529 hope you like abusing substances because the hours you promised to work for them are just 64 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:49,739 ludicrous. You might need a slight pick-me-up for the occasional twenty-hour day. 65 00:03:49,739 --> 00:03:54,459 >> Fluttershy: Maybe I can get out of the contract. I-I only signed it a week ago. 66 00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:58,569 >> Rarity: I'm afraid a week is actually the cooling period for this kind of contract, 67 00:03:58,569 --> 00:04:00,039 so you're out of luck. 68 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:00,629 >> Fluttershy: Oh... 69 00:04:00,629 --> 00:04:04,569 >> Rarity: It's okay though. It's only one year, so you should be fine if you don't kill 70 00:04:04,569 --> 00:04:05,170 yourself. 71 00:04:05,170 --> 00:04:08,430 >> Photo Finish: Rarity. You are fired. 72 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:10,040 >> Rarity: I'm sorry, w-what?! 73 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:15,589 >> Photo Finish: You attempted to change the contract from beneath my nose. I hate yooouuu...! 74 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,549 >> Rarity: But it's a contract! It's supposed to be negotiable! 75 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:23,860 >> Photo Finish: It is not negotiable. What you have done is intolerable. We will not 76 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:25,499 work with yoooouuuu. 77 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:28,740 >> Fluttershy: Can I be released from my contract? 78 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:29,520 >> Photo Finish: No. 79 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,580 >> Fluttershy: I tried to be optimistic. 80 00:04:31,580 --> 00:04:34,610 >> Rarity: You can't do this. I-I'm willing to negotiate. 81 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:37,270 >> Photo Finish: And we are not. 82 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:41,250 >> Rarity: W-Well, I... [stuttering] I don't know if I can agree to those terms. I need 83 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:42,490 some time to think about it. 84 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:48,569 >> Photo Finish: The offer is no longer on the table. Fluttershy, you now belong to fashion. 85 00:04:48,569 --> 00:04:52,900 You, take your marshmallow money-maker and shake it somewhere else. 86 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,319 [Pinkie Pie] 87 00:04:54,319 --> 00:04:57,869 >> It's pony fashions, pony fashions 88 00:04:57,869 --> 00:04:59,999 >> Selling many clothings 89 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:01,419 >> Popular anxieties 90 00:05:01,419 --> 00:05:03,550 >> Selling many clothings 91 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:05,120 >> The pony want to kill herself 92 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,180 >> Selling apple apples 93 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:11,289 >> Apple juice up in the sky 94 00:05:11,289 --> 00:05:12,710 >> Fashion horse is popular 95 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:13,620 [???] a miserable horse 96 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:17,389 >> Rarity is ugly 97 00:05:17,389 --> 00:05:19,639 >> Pinkie Pie: Let Pinkie know if you wish to hear another one. 98 00:05:19,639 --> 00:05:23,439 >> Rarity: Thank you, Pinkie. That wasn't one of your best, but, uh... we're good for 99 00:05:23,439 --> 00:05:23,719 now. 100 00:05:23,719 --> 00:05:24,580 >> Pinkie Pie: Yes. 101 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:28,360 >> Rarity: Besides, she got licensed to sell carrot juice, not apple juice, but I suppose 102 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,270 who the hell cares? 103 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:32,370 >> Twilight Sparkle: You must be really thrilled one of your friends got so high up in the 104 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:35,990 fashion world. Now you got a real contact there and that's how you get work in that 105 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:36,570 industry, right? 106 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:40,569 >> Rarity: Fluttershy is so busy with that terrible abomination of a contract, she may 107 00:05:40,569 --> 00:05:42,680 as well be dead to us. It should be me! 108 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:46,169 >> Twilight Sparkle: You know she's just gonna be a fart in the wind, right? I mean, come 109 00:05:46,169 --> 00:05:47,530 on. It's like fifteen minutes of fame. 110 00:05:47,530 --> 00:05:50,740 >> Rarity: Oh, it's more than fifteen minutes, and you know, you can do a lot with this sort 111 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:54,520 of thing. I've never seen a plus-size model get so famous so quickly. 112 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,740 >> Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you about that. I mean, you keep making 113 00:05:57,740 --> 00:06:02,650 fun of her weight, and they say she's a plus-size model, but... aren't I like a... little bit 114 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:03,690 bigger than she is? 115 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:04,530 >> Rarity: You're about the same. 116 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,320 >> Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'm not plus-size. 117 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:10,379 >> Rarity: Oh, come off it, Twilight. You're not plus-size and neither is she, and even 118 00:06:10,379 --> 00:06:14,469 if you were, plus-size isn't that big. The entire modeling thing is just to create a 119 00:06:14,469 --> 00:06:17,279 fictional character for you to be jealous of so you'll buy the products. 120 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:21,889 >> Twilight Sparkle: I know... that, but you just kept making fun of her weight and... 121 00:06:21,889 --> 00:06:24,159 seriously, it's been bothering me for, like, three months. 122 00:06:24,159 --> 00:06:27,919 >> Rarity: Well, get over it. Fashion is a ruthless industry and I can't believe that 123 00:06:27,919 --> 00:06:31,650 Fluttershy is cut out for it. And I'm not. It makes me look like a putz. 124 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:34,020 >> Twilight Sparkle: Eh, you'd be a putz either way. 125 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:38,439 >> Rarity: Fluttershy is cut out for my line of work, and I'm not! She's bringing me down 126 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:39,169 just by existing! 127 00:06:39,169 --> 00:06:42,110 >> Twilight Sparkle: I thought she was a fictional character for you to be jealous of. 128 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:46,379 >> Rarity: In my line of work, comparison and image means everything! Standing side 129 00:06:46,379 --> 00:06:50,580 by side with her, I look like an idiot! Sure, that contract was terrible, but she can tough 130 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:51,910 it out. I could have too! 131 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:54,700 >> Twilight Sparkle: I don't think any of your clients in Ponyville care. 132 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:59,530 >> Rarity: Who cares about podunk Ponyville?! Fluttershy has to die! There's no other way! 133 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:00,189 >> Twilight Sparkle: What?! 134 00:07:00,189 --> 00:07:03,050 >> Rarity: Where did Pinkie go? Back me up on this, Pinkie. 135 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:03,530 [beat] 136 00:07:03,530 --> 00:07:05,729 >> Rarity: Oh, that girl is so unreliable. 137 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:07,969 >> Twilight Sparkle: Why do you want to kill your dumb friend? 138 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:11,460 >> Rarity: Fine! We'll do it your way. We'll just sabotage her career. 139 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:14,589 >> Twilight Sparkle: I didn't suggest that either. That's retarded and you're retarded. 140 00:07:14,589 --> 00:07:18,389 >> Rarity: I hate her career and she hates her career. Shouldn't that be enough? 141 00:07:18,389 --> 00:07:20,249 >> Twilight Sparkle: How do you know she hates her career? 142 00:07:20,249 --> 00:07:21,550 >> Rarity: Because I'm not stupid! 143 00:07:21,550 --> 00:07:24,190 >> Twilight Sparkle: Fine. What do I get if I help? 144 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:26,909 >> Rarity: Oh, what? You're not gonna do it to bolster the magic of friendship? 145 00:07:26,909 --> 00:07:28,119 >> Twilight Sparkle: Blow it out your ass. 146 00:07:28,119 --> 00:07:29,909 >> Rarity: Isn't it what you're supposed to be studying?! 147 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:33,270 >> Twilight Sparkle: We're talking, like, a crime here. Or a civil suit at the least. 148 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:37,590 >> Rarity: Okay, fine, fine. How about, ugh... you don't have to pay for your Gala outfit? 149 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:38,599 >> Twilight Sparkle: That's it? 150 00:07:38,599 --> 00:07:39,360 >> Rarity: Oh, what?! 151 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:43,000 >> Twilight Sparkle: She's a high-end fashion model. Think of the magnitude of the lawsuit. 152 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,550 >> Rarity: Oh, come on, Twilight! I'm begging you! I'll throw in a thousand bits. 153 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:47,370 >> Twilight Sparkle: A thousand? 154 00:07:47,370 --> 00:07:50,270 >> Rarity: Are... Are you holding out for sexual favors? 155 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,310 >> Twilight Sparkle: No! 156 00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:52,689 >> Rarity: Oh, thank God. 157 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:56,139 >> Twilight Sparkle: Why? I mean, not to pursue, but what's wrong with me? 158 00:07:56,139 --> 00:07:59,490 >> Rarity: Nothing. What the heck are you doing? A thousand bits. Take it or leave it. 159 00:07:59,490 --> 00:08:01,199 >> Twilight Sparkle: Well, I mean, you're the one who brought it up. 160 00:08:01,199 --> 00:08:01,509 >> Rarity: Twilight! 161 00:08:01,509 --> 00:08:03,539 >> Twilight Sparkle: Fine, I'll do it. 162 00:08:03,539 --> 00:08:08,110 >> Rarity: [sigh] Thank you. You have no idea what this means to me. Neither do I maybe. 163 00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:09,590 It's all very emotional. 164 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:13,360 >> Fluttershy: ...And I had almost worked enough courage to throw myself off the roof 165 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,469 of the building, but then I thought to myself, "I'm a Pegasus, and what if I fall slower 166 00:08:16,469 --> 00:08:20,099 than a normal pony?" I mean, you never really know about these kind of things until you 167 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:24,059 try them, and I don't try very many things. So I think to myself, "What if I try?" 168 00:08:24,059 --> 00:08:26,960 >> Twilight Sparkle: This is, uh, not what I came here to discuss. 169 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,560 >> Fluttershy: Well, all the same, I'm really glad that you did come by because I've always 170 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:36,879 wanted to say to you, "Twilight Sparkle, I hate you so much! I hate you! I hate you!" 171 00:08:36,879 --> 00:08:41,030 >> Twilight Sparkle: You're not making a lot of eye contact with me. You feeling okay there, 172 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:41,290 Sparky? 173 00:08:41,290 --> 00:08:44,320 >> Fluttershy: Now that I said that, I really don't feel like anything is different. I thought 174 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:48,390 it make my whole world all better. And now I don't feel very good. I haven't slept in 175 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:52,850 three days. I'm supposed to sleep every third day, and I took the pill, but it didn't work. 176 00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:54,570 I think maybe because I'm so tired. 177 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:57,400 >> Twilight Sparkle: They got you on some hardcore amphetamines, don't they? 178 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,560 >> Fluttershy: You're not supposed to say it out loud! 179 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:02,900 >> Twilight Sparkle: Uh, okay, here's an idea. What if you just quit this job? 180 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:06,370 >> Fluttershy: What if Celestia just quit her job of raising the sun? What would she 181 00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:10,370 do tomorrow? How would she even know there was a tomorrow? I can't quit my job. You know, 182 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:13,620 Twilight, I used to think that you were really mean, and then I got really stressed out, 183 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:17,450 and now I see what it's like when you're really stressed out, and now I think... 184 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:17,980 [beat] 185 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:19,570 >> Twilight Sparkle: Hello? 186 00:09:19,570 --> 00:09:20,620 >> Fluttershy: Hello. 187 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,740 >> Twilight Sparkle: Oh, wow. 188 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:28,960 >> Photo Finish: Hello. It is me, Photo Finish, here to check on our star. Why are you not 189 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,310 prepared for the show? 190 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:34,260 >> Fluttershy: Miss Photo Finish, ma'am, I didn't know what time it was. Also, there 191 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:38,450 was a thousand cockroaches on the ceiling this morning and I called for someone to come 192 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:42,180 get them, but nobody would get them down. And now they're gone and I think they might 193 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:43,279 be hiding in the closet. 194 00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:48,930 >> Photo Finish: Oh. I see what has happened. Fluttershy, you are in violation of contract. 195 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:50,700 >> Fluttershy: ...I can stop. 196 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:55,330 >> Photo Finish: No, it is too late. In accordance to contract, you will give us back everything 197 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:58,540 we have paid you. Also, you will reimburse us for the show. 198 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:00,620 >> Fluttershy: Oh, no, that sounds really expensive. 199 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,720 >> Photo Finish: It is. And now you are fired. Goodbye. 200 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:02,960 [door closes] 201 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:09,960 >> Twilight Sparkle: Well... I earned a thousand bits today. I could, uh... rent you a hotel 202 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:17,280 space.