1 00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:11,150 >> Apple Bloom: Boy, it sure was nice of my sister to spruce this place up. It used to 2 00:00:11,150 --> 00:00:14,059 be her old treehouse, and I'd been asking for ages if we could have it. 3 00:00:14,059 --> 00:00:17,410 >> Scootaloo: It's too bad she didn't let us fix this place up ourselves, baby. With 4 00:00:17,410 --> 00:00:19,610 a little planning, this could've been a true bachelor pad. Hoo! 5 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:21,770 >> Apple Bloom: Don't y'all mean bachelorette pad? 6 00:00:21,770 --> 00:00:24,300 >> Scootaloo: Not if we let the bachelors know they're welcome, baby. 7 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:29,640 >> Thrackerzod: No, that is a terrible idea. We are normal children, and given how ordinary 8 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:34,540 we are, I hope your sister realizes how frequently we destroy or otherwise maim things we are 9 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:38,399 left alone with. It would be the pinnacle of irresponsibility to allow us access to 10 00:00:38,399 --> 00:00:39,610 tools and sharp implements. 11 00:00:39,610 --> 00:00:42,629 >> Apple Bloom: Aw, that's not true. You know, I'm pretty good with a hammer myself. In fact, 12 00:00:42,629 --> 00:00:47,800 I figure that's probably what I'm gonna get my cutie mark in. That or apples. I hope it's 13 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,460 fixin' stuff though, 'cause AJ's been whinin' about her hips achin', and I don't want none 14 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:51,879 of that. 15 00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:54,540 >> Thrackerzod: Why does your family harvest apples by kicking the trees? 16 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:58,199 >> Scootaloo: Who cares, baby? With hips like the ones that run in the Apple family, you 17 00:00:58,199 --> 00:01:01,409 could just go on loving the memory of good health. Hoo. 18 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:06,560 >> Thrackerzod: Regardless, I don't want to be singled out as a child who is good at dangerous 19 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,119 construction. It sounds counterintuitive. 20 00:01:08,119 --> 00:01:11,220 >> Applejack: Hey, y'all kids. How y'all likin' that new clubhouse? 21 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:12,630 >> Apple Bloom: It kicks butts, AJ. 22 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:15,040 >> Thrackerzod: I feel an appropriate amount of satisfaction. 23 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,670 >> Scootaloo: We could use some shag carpet, baby. 24 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:21,780 >> Applejack: Scootaloo! Y'all are still grounded from Apple Bloom, so I'm pretendin' right 25 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:23,020 now that you ain't here. 26 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:25,729 >> Scootaloo: Y'all know how to tease, baby. That's what I like about you. 27 00:01:25,729 --> 00:01:27,600 >> Applejack: I'm sure y'all... Whatever. 28 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,950 >> Thrackerzod: We do not require supervision. You may abandon us here. 29 00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:35,560 >> Applejack: Aww. So eager to be in charge of your own domains, huh? Well, I just wanted 30 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,679 to ask y'all what you had planned for your little talent contest. 31 00:01:37,679 --> 00:01:39,389 >> Apple Bloom: To the who what now? 32 00:01:39,389 --> 00:01:44,140 >> Applejack: You know. School talent contest? They sent flyers to us. I assumed you guys 33 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:44,669 were told. 34 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:49,539 >> Apple Bloom: Oh. Well, I won't admit that I sleep in class in front of Granny, but Miss 35 00:01:49,539 --> 00:01:54,530 Cheerilee does spend about half the time helpin' Snips and Snails, so I might've tuned her 36 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:55,349 out a bit. 37 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:59,270 >> Thrackerzod: I sacrifice time to the practice of writing frivolous notes, which are then 38 00:01:59,270 --> 00:02:00,479 passed to other students. 39 00:02:00,479 --> 00:02:04,100 >> Scootaloo: Baby, you keep sending me that note asking if I like ya, and I keep checking 40 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,539 the "Yes" box. When are we gonna stop going in circles? 41 00:02:06,539 --> 00:02:10,360 >> Thrackerzod: It is a social ritual. I am reaffirming our social standing. 42 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:14,910 >> Applejack: Well, I don't mean to make y'all panic, but the flyer said it's next week. 43 00:02:14,910 --> 00:02:16,400 It's not worth a grade, is it? 44 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,010 >> Apple Bloom: How are we supposed to know what? 45 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:21,340 >> Applejack: Alright, then y'all ought to do somethin' just in case. 46 00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:22,630 >> Apple Bloom: Do we have to? 47 00:02:22,630 --> 00:02:26,050 >> Applejack: Well, you know how your brother got held back one year because he got sick 48 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:30,580 and didn't show up for the science fair? Let's just say the world ain't always a fair place. 49 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:32,890 So you shouldn't give the chances to hit when you ain't lookin'. 50 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:34,909 >> Apple Bloom: Alright, we'll come up with somethin'. 51 00:02:34,909 --> 00:02:37,860 >> Applejack: Okay. Good luck, girls. Let me know if I can help. 52 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:40,840 >> Apple Bloom: Gosh. So what y'all wanna do for this thing? 53 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,290 >> Scootaloo: I've got an idea, but we're gonna need some fake IDs and a whole ton of 54 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:44,650 money. 55 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:48,480 >> Thrackerzod: No. We need to do something that will not get us in the news. What do 56 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,310 kids normally do to display talent? 57 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:54,690 >> Apple Bloom: I guess before all those big lawsuits, kids used to do cover songs or tap-dancin' 58 00:02:54,690 --> 00:02:55,450 or whatever. 59 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:56,500 >> Thrackerzod: What do you do now? 60 00:02:56,500 --> 00:03:00,540 >> Apple Bloom: Now we buy stuff from PonTunes and quietly understand that if we like the 61 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:02,760 music, singin' along will only destroy it. 62 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:07,230 >> Thrackerzod: Very well. We shall demonstrate our ability as consumers, just as the other 63 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:07,510 children. 64 00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:11,430 >> Scootaloo: Baby, that's terrible. We can do better than purchasing mass-produced love. 65 00:03:11,430 --> 00:03:13,360 We gotta purchase everyone's love individually! 66 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:17,180 >> Apple Bloom: One way or the other, I don't get no allowance. Family policy. Do you guys 67 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,219 have money for supplies? 68 00:03:18,219 --> 00:03:21,830 >> Scootaloo: Baby, I get one bit for every week I ain't in trouble. But I haven't checked 69 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:24,939 in in about three weeks, and I don't think there's anything in the till anyway. Hoo! 70 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:28,510 >> Thrackerzod: My parents say that if I am given an allowance, I will never be motivated 71 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:33,569 to want an allowance. I have explored this pathway of reasoning into infinity, and all 72 00:03:33,569 --> 00:03:37,329 I can say is that I am glad you guys don't get allowance either, since that means we 73 00:03:37,329 --> 00:03:38,029 are the same. 74 00:03:38,029 --> 00:03:39,670 >> Apple Bloom: Hey, AJ! 75 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:40,560 >> Applejack: What's up, kiddo? 76 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,580 >> Apple Bloom: We figured out how y'all can help. 77 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:46,120 >> Applejack: Now, darlin', when I said I could help, you gotta remember I do have stuff 78 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,160 to do around the farm. 79 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,940 >> Apple Bloom: I know. This ain't no imposition. We just need financial aid. 80 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:54,410 >> Applejack: Ohhh. Y'all need money? Okay. What for? 81 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:57,659 >> Scootaloo: We don't know yet, baby. But you can lay down those beautiful hips and 82 00:03:57,659 --> 00:03:58,110 trust us. 83 00:03:58,110 --> 00:03:59,840 >> Applejack: I dunno about that... 84 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,489 >> Apple Bloom: Aw, come on, AJ. I'm gonna get held back in school maybe. 85 00:04:03,489 --> 00:04:07,349 >> Applejack: I guess it ain't ever too early to learn about money. How about you guys come 86 00:04:07,349 --> 00:04:09,859 up with some collateral and I'll give you a loan? 87 00:04:09,859 --> 00:04:14,920 >> Apple Bloom: Collateral? Okay. Um... I guess I'll catch a hundred ladybugs and then 88 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:19,370 you give us a hundred bits, and when I pay you back, you give us back the ladybugs. 89 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:22,940 >> Applejack: Actually, you know, this was a dumb idea. How about instead y'all go feed 90 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:25,300 the piggies and then I'll give y'all five bits? 91 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:28,509 >> Apple Bloom: Oh, come on, AJ. Only five? That better come with benefits. 92 00:04:28,509 --> 00:04:29,880 >> Applejack: Take it or leave it. 93 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:34,160 >> Apple Bloom: Okay, fine. Five bits to go feed the piggies. I guess between the three 94 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,499 of us, it's only gonna take about fifteen minutes, and that's not too bad. 95 00:04:37,499 --> 00:04:41,449 >> Scootaloo: Baby, I got one conundrum with the job that we just did. Five bits buys two 96 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:45,220 packs of gum, and I can't think of many ways to use gum to spread the message of love. 97 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:48,070 >> Thrackerzod: We are children. How much money do we need? 98 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:51,520 >> Apple Bloom: Well, frankly, Tiara and Silver Spoon are rich, so if we're gonna compete 99 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:55,270 with them, we're gonna need an infinite amount of money. Or more than they think to spend 100 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:56,500 in a crystallized moment. 101 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,590 >> Thrackerzod: Let's not worry about what they are doing. Let's worry what everyone 102 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,460 else is doing. 103 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:03,810 >> Apple Bloom: Well, at the very least, we probably need a budget of about forty bits. 104 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:06,199 >> Scootaloo: Baby, I know just how we can early some money. 105 00:05:06,199 --> 00:05:09,020 >> Apple Bloom: I know what you're gonna suggest, and no. Never again. 106 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:10,800 >> Scootaloo: Just puttin' it out there. 107 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,930 >> Thrackerzod: Everyone just pirated the video last time. 108 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:15,470 >> Scootaloo: Maybe we could switch to some kind of ad model— 109 00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:18,620 >> Apple Bloom: No! Look, we gotta come with a way to make some money, and we're gonna 110 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:20,110 have to do it the honest way. 111 00:05:20,110 --> 00:05:23,220 >> Scootaloo: Man, but we would've been rich if someone would've just bought one of those 112 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:23,490 videos. 113 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:27,020 >> Apple Bloom: Listen, the first place I can think of is the Sugarcube Corner. 114 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:31,500 >> Thrackerzod: They'll never hire us. We are unskilled, and Pinkie Pie requires her 115 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,949 hourly wage to survive. 116 00:05:32,949 --> 00:05:38,319 >> Apple Bloom: That may be, but we are twice as adorable and we'll work for half the wages. 117 00:05:38,319 --> 00:05:41,910 It's temporary, and if we say we're doin' it for school, we can probably pass it off 118 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:42,590 as an internship. 119 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:47,340 >> Thrackerzod: Fine. I am also aware that my sister has considered expanding her advertising. 120 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:51,509 >> Apple Bloom: We'll cut some kind of commission deal then and say your sister is offerin' 121 00:05:51,509 --> 00:05:55,319 hair salon treatment on top of whatever dresses she's sellin'. We'll handle the hair stuff, 122 00:05:55,319 --> 00:05:58,220 then make off like bandits before ponies start demandin' refunds. 123 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:01,350 >> Scootaloo: I know this ain't too helpful, but I watch a lot of lovers go out to the 124 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:05,069 lake at night. Sometimes they drop valuable stuff in there which we might be able to pawn 125 00:06:05,069 --> 00:06:05,270 off. 126 00:06:05,270 --> 00:06:07,930 >> Thrackerzod: As long as we are coming up with ideas. I know one worth a fortune. 127 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:12,840 >> Twilight Sparkle: This is one of my books on interdimensional demons. It's even got 128 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:13,919 my notes in the margins. 129 00:06:13,919 --> 00:06:17,780 >> Scootaloo: A little bird told us that some rapscallion kids broke into your house and 130 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:22,099 took some of your stuff, baby. We beat those kids up. For a finder's fee, we'll return 131 00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:22,560 the book. 132 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,619 >> Twilight Sparkle: I'm not gonna pay you guys a ransom for a book I already own. 133 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:29,150 >> Scootaloo: Okay. If it ain't worth the bajillion bits to you, I guess we'll come 134 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:29,830 back later. 135 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:34,819 >> Rarity: Sweetie Belle, those materials are extraordinarily expensive! You come back 136 00:06:34,819 --> 00:06:36,830 with those or I am calling the cops! 137 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:41,610 >> Thrackerzod: I am calling your bluff! Tell them you were bested by a child! All is fair 138 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,039 in money and politics. 139 00:06:43,039 --> 00:06:46,740 >> Scootaloo: Well, ladies, I cannot believe how well that went over. We sweat in ways 140 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:50,060 I wouldn't have thought to sweat, and we got all forty bits in four days. 141 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:53,740 >> Thrackerzod: Does anyone else notice that we have to be incredibly business-savvy so 142 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:58,690 as to have the financial resources to convince the educational system that we have the intellectual 143 00:06:58,690 --> 00:07:00,539 resources to become business-savvy? 144 00:07:00,539 --> 00:07:03,210 >> Scootaloo: Just relax and enjoy the moment of triumph, baby. 145 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:07,229 >> Thrackerzod: I'm not going against the grain. I'm just pointing out a logical inconsistency. 146 00:07:07,229 --> 00:07:11,080 >> Scootaloo: Well, let's skedaddle on back to our hidey-hole and do the magic. 147 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:15,120 >> Apple Bloom: Well, Thrackerzod, now that we're done with all the objective stuff, I 148 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,819 have no idea what I want to do with the artsy stuff. I haven't been able to come up with 149 00:07:18,819 --> 00:07:19,870 a single creative idea. 150 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:24,860 >> Thrackerzod: That is okay. Scootaloo wants to sing a song, and I have been performing 151 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:30,060 research on the most popular types of music. With my asisstance, our wardrobe will reflect 152 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:35,190 the most common trends. We shall not only receive an adequate grade, but we'll also 153 00:07:35,190 --> 00:07:37,119 stand out by blending in. 154 00:07:37,119 --> 00:07:40,879 >> Apple Bloom: That's good, I guess. In case we're terrible, it would be nice to be forgotten 155 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:44,759 right away. But Scootaloo's writin' the lyrics, right? I'm not sure how many times she can 156 00:07:44,759 --> 00:07:46,340 rhyme the phrase "sexy booty". 157 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,220 >> Thrackerzod: I will check on her. 158 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:52,490 >> Thrackerzod: Scootaloo, I trust you are writing lyrics that will help us fade into 159 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:53,219 the background. 160 00:07:53,219 --> 00:07:57,530 >> Scootaloo: No way, baby! Scootaloo does not fade into the background. She explodes 161 00:07:57,530 --> 00:08:00,430 in front of everybody! Hoo! Big is best. 162 00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:05,409 >> Thrackerzod: Might I suggest the four chords of pop? Or alternatively that we play "Hot 163 00:08:05,409 --> 00:08:06,159 Crossed Buns"? 164 00:08:06,159 --> 00:08:10,539 >> Scootaloo: You know, "Hot Crossed Buns" sounds sexy, but the title alone don't carry 165 00:08:10,539 --> 00:08:10,839 it. 166 00:08:10,839 --> 00:08:17,839 >> Thrackerzod: Very well. Show me what you are planning, and I'll tell you if I approve. 167 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:21,960 [dance beat playing] 168 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:22,690 [Scootaloo] 169 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:29,260 >> Hey there, little ladies, don't you hear my ultimatum? 170 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:33,620 >> As I sing the song of love and my lyrics are verbatim? 171 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:36,450 >> Give a shout-out from the stallions 'cause my effort's always valiant 172 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:38,700 >> So slip off all your shoes and let me be your love companion 173 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:43,000 >> I can get you going gentle, be so smooth, it's accidental 174 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,930 >> Stand the hairs up on your back and send the shivers sentimental 175 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:46,030 >> Hoo! Ah! 176 00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:46,120 >> Hoo! Ah! 177 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:46,600 >> You become the only focus as I do my hocus-pocus 178 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,120 >> As I lay down proper rhythms on your very favorite locus 179 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:47,220 >> Hoo! Ah! 180 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:47,310 >> Hoo! Ah! 181 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:54,310 >> I'm your sexy horse god of love! Come down from far up above! 182 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:58,190 >> Mortal ponies, don't you be scared to let your lovin' be shared! 183 00:08:58,190 --> 00:08:58,770 >> I'm working on my twerking, my libido's always lurking 184 00:08:58,770 --> 00:09:03,760 >> 'Cause you're just such a pretty pony and this feeling can't be phony 185 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:08,230 >> I will take you out to dinner, make you feel like such a winner 186 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:11,080 >> And before the night is over, make you feel like such a sinner 187 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,470 >> Any manner make out doesn't matter to me, baby 188 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:15,100 >> I can flex to meet your feelings, anything to get you raving 189 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,430 >> On a plane, on a train, in Spain, in the rain 190 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,000 >> I can cater to the cravings that a body never named 191 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,130 >> So I'm working on my twerking just to get your body jerking 192 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:23,250 >> So sidle up your saddle while I go and fetch the paddle 193 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,140 >> Gotta give into your feelings, don't you dither with my dealings 194 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:27,830 >> Ain't no grading for my love 'cause I'll fit you like a glove 195 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,000 >> Lead or you can follow, do whatever you can swallow 196 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:29,540 >> Tell it to your friends, everybody, shake your ends 197 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:33,390 >> Tonight's about the meaning of the body-rocking being 198 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,630 >> Cause' there ain't no lasting limits, any place that you can visit 199 00:09:35,630 --> 00:09:36,400 >> Just have at with your hair! 200 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,100 >> Move your rump to the snare! 201 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:41,120 >> Now work your twerking, now work your twerking 202 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,840 >> Throw that modesty out! 203 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,360 >> Just have at with your hair! 204 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,000 >> Move your rump to the snare! 205 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,100 >> Now work your twerking, now work your twerking 206 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,970 >> Throw that modesty out! 207 00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:57,170 >> Give your body up, I'm here to blow your mind! 208 00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:59,360 >> Get that body working, baby! 209 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,420 >> Get that body working, baby! 210 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:03,500 >> Give your body up, I'm here to blow your mind! 211 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,250 >> Get that body working, baby! 212 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,210 >> Get that body working, baby! 213 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:14,210 >> I'm your sexy horse god of love! Come down from far up above! 214 00:10:16,340 --> 00:10:21,700 >> Mortal ponies don't you be scared to let your lovin' be shared! 215 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:25,260 >> If you haven't gotten moving to the message I've been grooving 216 00:10:25,260 --> 00:10:27,260 >> Better check if you've been breathing 'cause there must've been a reason 217 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,209 >> But baby, you be lucky 'cause I'm always pretty plucky 218 00:10:29,209 --> 00:10:30,460 >> And I can be a doctor just to get your body rockin' 219 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:33,370 >> You know it is my duty to satisfy your booty 220 00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:38,810 >> You got a sexy booty 221 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:45,810 >> Sexy booty, sexy booty, sexy booty, sexy booty, sexy booty 222 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:59,400 >> Sexy booty, sexy booty, sexy booty, sexy booty, sexy booty! 223 00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:11,420 [instrumental continues until end] 224 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:18,420 >> Apple Bloom: Wow! I can't believe it! We won the talent contest! 225 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,870 >> Scootaloo: I don't know what lesson to take home from all this, baby, but I am enjoying 226 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:22,410 the moment! 227 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:29,410 >> Thrackerzod: How did we get here? How did you get those noises out of 228 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:27,210 the piano?