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>> Rainbow Dash: So, Fluttershy, you remember
when my mom used to tell us not to fly too

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fast or we might explode, right?

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>> Fluttershy: Well, I vaguely remember that
your mom and dad didn't fight very much, and

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your dad used to yell but only at the TV,
and that's why I liked to hang out with you.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Well, my mom used to say
that when I was flying around the house, and

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for a long time I thought it was bunk. But
you know what? I think maybe it's not bunk.

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>> Fluttershy: Okay. I'm sorry.

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>> Rainbow Dash: No, you don't have to be
sorry. I said she's not lying to me.

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>> Fluttershy: I'm sorry. My parents were
brutally honest with me too. I know how it

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can be.

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>> Rainbow Dash: No, it's good that they were
honest with me. It's-it's good in this case.

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'Cause I just read in the newspaper two weeks
ago that there's gonna be a big flyer's competition

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out at Cloudsdale. Guess how I'm gonna win
it.

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>> Fluttershy: Practice.

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>> Rainbow Dash: No, it's in two weeks. There's
no time for that.

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>> Fluttershy: Hard work.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Closer. You're getting warmer.

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>> Fluttershy: Cheating.

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>> Rainbow Dash: No. No. Cold.

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>> Fluttershy: Giving up.

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>> Rainbow Dash: No, 'cause how am I supposed
to win if I give up? Fluttershy, you can't

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win by quitting.

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>> Fluttershy: Okay, I'm sorry. But what I
really meant was that I give up guessing.

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>> Rainbow Dash: I'm gonna win by flying so
fast that I explode! Okay now, so everything

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is really theoretical, so I'm gonna do one
trial run, and I need you to watch and tell

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everyone if I did it. If it works, I'll be
exploded, so you gotta be convincing. So show

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me what you're gonna sound like if I explode.

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>> Fluttershy: [weak scream]

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>> Rainbow Dash: No. No. No. Fluttershy, you
have to be happy if I explode. It's a good

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thing, okay?

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>> Fluttershy: I don't know. I think if I
start telling everyone with a great big smile

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that one of my friends exploded—

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>> Rainbow Dash: It's okay, they're gonna
get the context. My mom used to say it all

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the time. So let's see Fluttershy smile! Big
smile! Okay. Big smile. No?

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>> Fluttershy: I'm trying, but I keep remembering
school pictures. I was very fat.

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>> Rainbow Dash: We weighed the same amount,
Fluttershy. Let's not think about that anymore.

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Let's think about happy bunnies and you tell
them that I exploded and that makes them happy.

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>> Fluttershy: My friend exploded. Her mom
was right.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Yeah, that was really good!
Okay. Now I'm gonna give it a shot. You watch

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me, okay?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: So I think the issue
with Ponyville is really the leadership itself.

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I mean, if Mayor Mare is the problem, she's
not gonna make the problem go away, right?

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I mean, heck, she benefits from half of the
stuff she does.

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[crash]

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>> Fluttershy: Oh, no. Rainbow Dash is finally
dead.

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>> Rainbow Dash: No, I'm not dead. I just
screwed up the trick.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Well, could you try harder?
Because—

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>> Rainbow Dash: I'm trying as hard as I can,
but you know.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Because you're breaking
my walls so often that I'm starting to get

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used to it. And I don't know how I feel about
that.

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>> Rarity: You know, last week, she broke
my window. Last month, she broke my roof.

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Of course, the repair guy was really cute.
Frisky too. But if that had been a girl, it

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would've cost me thousands of bits.

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>> Applejack: Sugarcube, y'all are a bit of
a hazard now.

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>> Rarity: Unless you can deal in female carpenters,
you better be willing if you're going to keep

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this up.

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>> Applejack: That don't go for those of us
with scruples. We just want y'all to pay back

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the damages.

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>> Rarity: Oh, sure, yes. Applejack is the
one who gets it on with her cousin, but she's

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the one with scruples.

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>> Applejack: The hell are you talkin' about?
I ain't never done anything like that with

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my cousins.

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>> Rarity: The Apple family is reputed for
their strong legs and you expect me to believe

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that, as a filly, you never gave in to temptation?

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>> Applejack: The Apple family – thankin'
ya very much for your astute observations

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– is reputed for an adherence to tradition!
That means I have and will continue to save

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myself for marriage.

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>> Rarity: Right, leaving you with no idea
what you're doing when you finally get married

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to one of your stupid cousins.

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>> Applejack: Rarity, y'all don't even know
what you're talking about. Y'all don't even

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know what y'all are talking about.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Dash, the thread these
idiots seem to have lost is that you need

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to save up some money and then pay back the
damage done to our homes.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Well, I don't make a lot
of money, you guys.

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>> Rarity: Dash, sweetie, that's because you're
a lazy idiot who sleeps on the job.

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>> Applejack: To be truthful, sugarcube, I
think y'all could get your job done in about

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ten seconds. If you work that hard every day,
you'd probably get promoted.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Man, I thought that too,
like, three years ago. But you know what happens

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if I do my work in ten seconds? I go home.
I get paid by the hour. I'm not self-employed.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Well, how many hours
did you give up before you quit trying?

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>> Rainbow Dash: Well, for the first couple
of months, I was just knocking them out of

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the park. I was faster than everybody. I mean,
but then I would go home and I would have

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to eat noodles and I wasn't getting enough
hours and... Then one day, one of the older

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guys pulled me aside and told me to stop doing
that. He told me unless I was one of the boss's

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friends, I really wasn't gonna help myself
out. So I tried to be friends with the boss,

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but then, turns out he didn't like the same
stuff as me, so... Then I started sleeping,

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and now I make enough money that I can put
onions in the soup.

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>> Applejack: So basically, Dash's route to
financial success is through sleepin' and

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not workin' hard?

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>> Rainbow Dash: That is why I learned!

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>> Applejack: Well, that just flies in the
face of everything I've taught Apple Bloom.

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>> Rarity: Okay, then how do we get her into
a position where she can pay to be Rainbow

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Dash?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, because this property
damage thing is not gonna stop anytime soon.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Pinkie recommends we pool our
moneys, then buy the home for Rainbow Dash

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in Canterlot. This way, she wreaks havoc on
those who deserve! Yes.

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>> Rainbow Dash: I was kinda hoping you guys
would want to hear about the thing I was doing

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before I crashed in here.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Was it flying fast? Because
if that's all, then I'm really more worried

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about the damage that you keep doing.

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>> Rainbow Dash: No. I mean, yes. But this
time, it's flying fast with a twitch.

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>> Fluttershy: She means a twist.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me, yellow girl
who came into my house without permission,

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I think we could've figured that out.

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>> Fluttershy: Sorry.

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>> Rainbow Dash: It's not a twist, Fluttershy!
You're telling it wrong! They wouldn't call

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it a twist.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Dash, just tell us what
you're doing so you can go ram your head through

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someone else's house.

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>> Rarity: She is being an idiot, Twilight.
Kind of like yourself just for asking what

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Dash is doing.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Every time I fight, it
just gets worse. This has got to run its course,

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Rarity.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Okay, a "twist", if you guys
didn't know, is when you actually do a twist

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in midair. That's not what I'm doing. Fluttershy
doesn't know her terminology.

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>> Fluttershy: Sorry. I was using laymen's
terms.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Well, us normal ponies are
gonna get confused 'cause we really like sports,

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you know.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Honestly, I-I couldn't
give a damn about sports, but go on.

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>> Rarity: I don't care for sports either.
I think it's a waste of time.

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>> Applejack: Personally, I just like apples.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Pinkie Pie has found the vantage
above you! She has become like God! Yes.

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>> Fluttershy: I don't like sports either.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Yellow girl we
don't know, if you're gonna insist on slowing

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this down, you need to leave.

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>> Fluttershy: Okay. I'm really sorry.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Are you leaving?

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>> Fluttershy: Yes.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Okay, good. Go be sorry
somewhere else then, please, thank you.

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>> Fluttershy: Okay. Sorry.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: God. What was that girl's
cutie mark? Like, a mosquito buzzing past

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someone's ear?

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>> Applejack: That was Fluttershy, darlin'.
It's butterflies. It's always been butterflies.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: How do butterflies represent
being obnoxious?

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>> Applejack: It don't.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Huh.

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>> Rainbow Dash: So anyway, my super cool
trick plan is to fly so fast that I explode.

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>> Rarity: Bravo, Dash. That was stupider
than I thought it was going to be.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: What do you mean? Like
a sonic boom?

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>> Rainbow Dash: What is a sonic boom?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: A sonic boom is when
you travel 1,225 kilometers per hour. It creates

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a loud noise.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Oh, my God, science proved
my mom!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: You can't travel that
fast because the wind resistance would rip

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your wings off.

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>> Rainbow Dash: I'm gonna win the competition
and see the Wonderbolts!

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>> Applejack: Sounds like y'all might wanna
get a new ambition, sugarcube.

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>> Rainbow Dash: No, I don't want a new ambition.
I like this one.

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>> Rarity: Just let her kill herself, AJ!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: She can't even kill herself
that way. She would need at least seventeen

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thousand kilojoules of magical energy just
to maintain that speed.

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>> Rainbow Dash: So you're saying it can be
done?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: No.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Those are my favorite odds!
I'll see you guys in the newspaper in two

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weeks!

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>> Rainbow Dash: So, um, I know you're real
afraid of flying, so I just wanna say thank

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you for coming out to Cloudsdale to help support
me and stuff. If you fall down and you forget

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that you don't have wings like you used to
when we were kids, then just scream really

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loud and I'll try to rescue you. Just try
not to fall down when I'm in the bathroom

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or otherwise I don't think I can help.

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>> Heavy Lifting: Hey! It's Rainbow Dash!
How've you been? It's been ages.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Oh, no way! It's Heavy Lifting!
Oh, you know, it's been okay. How about you?

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>> Heavy Lifting: Not bad. I've been working
on the weather plants. My dad was a supervisor,

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you know.

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>> Rainbow Dash: I know, I remember my spotting
partner. I thought you'd do something else

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with your weightlifting cutie mark though.

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>> Heavy Lifting: Nah. Say, how's your speedster
cutie mark going for you? Professional racer

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now, right?

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>> Rainbow Dash: [scoffs] I wish. No. Mostly
I just sleep. Professionally. But it pays

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the bills, of course. I can afford to put
onions in the soup.

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>> Heavy Lifting: So... seeing anybody?

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>> Rainbow Dash: Yeah, my eyesight's still
pretty good. I can see you guys. I'm not an

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old gray mare yet.

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>> Heavy Lifting: That's good. I got contacts.

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>> Rainbow Dash: So guess what I'm here for!
No, it's okay, I'll tell you. I'm here for

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the flyer's competition.

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>> Heavy Lifting: Flyer's competition? Dash,
that was two weeks ago.

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>> Rainbow Dash: What?! No, it wasn't! I saw
a newspaper four weeks ago that said it was

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in two weeks! Wait... Aw, man!

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>> Heavy Lifting: I guess you missed it? So...
sorry, Dash. Anyway, I got to get back to

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work. So, um... yeah. See you around maybe.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy, this is exactly
how I failed my Equestrian History exam! Do

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you ever have that dream where you signed
up for a class somehow, and then you forgot

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about it, and then it gets to the end of the
semester, and there's like a huge final, but

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then you can't wake up from the dream?! You
never wake up! Because it's your life! [crying

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hysterically]

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>> Fluttershy: I have a lot of very vivid
dreams like that, yes.