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>> Rarity: [crying hysterically] My life is
over!

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[knocking]

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>> Pinkie Pie: Rarity, Pinkie hears your sadness.
She comes as a delegate. Give Pinkie nuclear

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power – yes – and then she will return
your garbage cans.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Why is she crying? Pinkie,
give back her garbage.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I don't even know why
we came up here.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Clearly, Rarity has used her
voodoo ways to call us to her misery.

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>> Applejack: Oh, come on. That's just...
A-Actually, can unicorns do voodoo?

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>> Pinkie Pie: The unicorns are guilty of
many crimes. Yes.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: She doesn't have voodoo,
you retards.

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>> Rarity: Is there someone out there? Just
go! I'm worthless! Leave my house and never

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come back!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: No!

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>> Applejack: What do ya mean "no"?! What'd
you do that for?!

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[beat]

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I don't know.
[beat]

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>> Twilight Sparkle: She told me what to do.
[beat]

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>> Twilight Sparkle: She's not the boss.

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>> Rarity: I knew I had good friends. You're
all so reliable, and I don't treat you well

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enough.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Aw, man! Now if we leave,
I'll feel bad.

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>> Rarity: You probably don't even want to
hear what the matter is. I shouldn't tell

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you.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, shut up.

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>> Rarity: Okay, fine, I'll tell you. I didn't
think you'd be so aggressive about it.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: What?!

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>> Rarity: It all began just a week ago. I
met the most handsome stallion. Well, okay,

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he was about average. But he had redeeming
qualities that made him seem handsome.

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>> Applejack: 'Til he got ya in the sack.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. Then I bet he was
just stupid.

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>> Rarity: It's the way colts are, but we
deal with what we're given.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is lesbian.

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>> Rainbow Dash: This is boring. You guys
wanna hear about a trick I did today?

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>> Rarity: Anyway... So I met this wonderful
stallion, and he made me feel so... beautiful.

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He-He commented me on my charming personality—

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>> Applejack: And then he slept with ya, and
then he played video games.

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>> Rarity: Well, the part before that was
amazing. And he held out for thirty seconds.

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>> Rainbow Dash: He held out for what? I could
hold out for longer than that.

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>> Rarity: In bed, you complete halfwit!

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>> Rainbow Dash: I can stay awake for two
days.

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>> Rarity: Dash, the adults are takling!

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>> Applejack: And then he played video games,
and now you're struck by the futility of love.

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Girl, we've all been there.

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>> Rarity: I've loved hundreds of stallions,
and I don't care if they fall asleep afterward.

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They wouldn't be stallions if they weren't
basically useless anyway. Evolution only took

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them that far.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Then what is the problem,
and when can we leave? We can hear you all

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the way across town, and it's driving us seriously
crazy.

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>> Rarity: The problem is... [crying] He left
me!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: So what?!

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>> Applejack: I thought you had to do the
dishes or somethin'.

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>> Rarity: What do you mean "thought I had
to do the dishes"? When did dishes become

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a part of this tragic story?

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>> Applejack: I just assumed it was part of
your weekend ritual. Like, y'all wake up in

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the mornin' and realize you've gotta wash
dishes, so y'all just break down and cry.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Well, maybe just use, like,
one dish, and then, like, wash that dish and

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then just reuse it every night, and then that
way, when you get to the end of the week,

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you'll be like, "Oh, I've only got one dish
to wash."

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>> Fluttershy: I have a dishwasher if that
helps.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but then you have to
put all the dishes away.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Just try to be more efficient,
Rarity.

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>> Rarity: I am not sad about the stupid dishes.

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>> Applejack: You guys can't listen worth
crap.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Then why are we talking about
dishes? Pinkie is confused!

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>> Rarity: I am sad because a stallion broke
up with me.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: How is that less stupid?

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>> Rarity: You can't just trivialize it like
that.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I just did. Deal with
it.

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>> Rarity: No, you can't. You cannot. You
don't know what it's like.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: But you trivialize it
all the time.

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>> Rarity: Normally I do, but this is different.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Rarity, don't cry.

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>> Rarity: Dash, don't help.

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>> Applejack: Can y'all, like, explain to
us why it's any different than the last hundred

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stallions?

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>> Rarity: Well, basically it went like this...

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>> Rarity: So I was just thinking that, maybe
sometime next weekend, you might like to meet

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for dinner.

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>> Hoity Toity: Actually, I was just thinking
of hanging out with the guys next weekend.

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>> Rarity: He blew me off to hang out with
the guys! W-What is he, gay?! Did I turn him

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gay?!

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>> Rainbow Dash: Maybe the guys are just more
fun.

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>> Rarity: Okay. And now I'm going to cry
again.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Alright, we should leave
while she's distracted.

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>> Applejack: Yeah, but if we leave, we'll
feel guilty.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Pinkie feels nothing. Yes.

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>> Rainbow Dash: I'd rather go do a trick,
but I'll feel so crappy.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Do we seriously have
to resolve this...?

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>> Applejack: Yes.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, stop it.

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>> Rarity: Why?! You just want to make me
feel worse!

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>> Pinkie Pie: Yes.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: No, we're gonna... We're
gonna cheer you up... Sure! We're gonna do

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it in shifts though, starting with "Triple
Threat".

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[sewing machine whirring]
[sewing machine stops]

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[beat]
[sewing machine whirring]

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[sewing machine stops]

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>> Fluttershy: I'm sorry.

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>> Rarity: For what?

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>> Fluttershy: Am I bothering you?

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>> Rarity: Are you trying to bother me?

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>> Fluttershy: No...
[sewing machine whirring]

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[sewing machine stops]

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>> Rarity: Fluttershy, go home.

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>> Applejack: Well, shoot, gal. Shucks, I
always thought you were above datin' just

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one pony at a time, but here you're all broken
up about losin' one guy. I know you must be

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eatin' a whole heap of humble pie right now.

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>> Rarity: Applejack, dear, if you could just
consider how often you're more agonizingly

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single than I am – which, as I think, is
maybe all the time...

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>> Applejack: Aw, now you don't have to go
worryin' about me. This is all about you.

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Besides, at least I'm happily single.

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>> Rarity: I slept with your brother.

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>> Applejack: Oh, yeah? You and what army?

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>> Rarity: An army of dudes.

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>> Applejack: Oh, so y'all fit right in.

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>> Pinkie Pie: If you value this boy, you
will fall down the stairs! Yes.

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>> Rarity: Why? And then what?

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>> Pinkie Pie: And then he is arrested!

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>> Rarity: Okay...

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>> Pinkie Pie: Yes.

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>> Rarity: I don't... Why would he be arrested?

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>> Pinkie Pie: Because Pinkie has already
called the authorities! He thinks he is in

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the outfield where he is safe from getting
strikes, but Pinkie has fooled him! Yes. Soon

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he will succumb to your love!

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>> Rarity: If he goes to prison, I don't see
how he spends less time with the guys.

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>> Pinkie Pie: When he is made to be guilty,
he will return to you. Yes.

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>> Rarity: Okay, I think we have a different
understanding of the definition of "guilt".

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>> Pinkie Pie: Fall down the stairs!

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>> Applejack: See, 'cause y'all were like,
"army of dudes", and you know, you kinda left

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yourself open there, so... So I was just joshin'
ya. Heh.

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>> Rainbow Dash: What?

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>> Rarity: Dash, are you over there staring
at my butt?

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>> Rainbow Dash: No, I was just over here
thinking about stuff.

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>> Rarity: Oh, come on. I saw you looking
right at it.

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>> Rainbow Dash: I was just zoning out. Your
butt's in the way.

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>> Rarity: Zoning out on my butt?

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>> Rainbow Dash: Not on it. Just, like, you
know, i-in the general vicinity.

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>> Rarity: You know, if you like my butt,
you could just say.

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>> Applejack: So I-I guess, I mean... You
know, I don't really think you look like a

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dude.

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>> Rarity: You know, it really is nice of
you to want to cheer me up, Twilight, because

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I've always thought of you as being so stuck-up.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, I know. My whole
plan is great.

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>> Rarity: Yeah... It's going great. Our friends
are just all over it, and I was going to propose

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that maybe you and I should take a trip to
Canterlot together, you know, being the only

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unicorns, and you could maybe cheer me up
by introducing me to some of your friends

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back in Canterlot. How does that sound?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: What friends exactly
are you wanting to meet?

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>> Rarity: Oh, I don't know. Just whoever
you know.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Like, uh, Sparkle
family friends?

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>> Rarity: Maybe just a stallion who's cool
and can get things done.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Okay... uh... Ice Pony
is really expensive, Rarity. I...

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>> Rarity: Who?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Oh, you mean, like,
politicians or someone. Yeah, I know some

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of those guys.

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>> Rarity: Well, kind of. I'm looking for
eligible bachelors if you know any, but what

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was that thing about Ice Pony?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Nothing!

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>> Rarity: No, you said he was expensive.
Is he rich? Is he influential?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: He, uh, influences some
things, I guess.

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>> Rarity: Oh, that's strange. You know, I've
never really heard of him. Is he a rapper

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or something? He sounds like a rapper. You
know, I don't really listen to a lot of zebra

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music.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Well, he's not a zebra,
but... yeah, he's done a few hits, yeah.

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>> Rarity: So is he single? I want to meet
him.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Rarity, I... [chuckles
nervously] I don't really know if, um... you

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know, he's maybe not your type...

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>> Rarity: Oh, come on, what's the matter?
Just introduce us.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Okay, Rarity, the thing
is that he's a k— uh... k-kind of guy who

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would prefer a mare with a more, uh... youthful...
spirit.

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>> Rarity: [crying hysterically]

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>> Applejack: What the hell is this? I thought
we were cheerin' her up.

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>> Rarity: Twilight called me old!

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>> Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is confused about what
we are trying to do. Yes.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Guys, I don't even really
like Rarity. Maybe we could not cheer her

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up?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Shut up, Dash.

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>> Rarity: I don't want to be cheered up by
you guys anymore. You're terrible.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Shut up, Rarity.

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>> Applejack: She don't want to be cheered
up. We should just go home.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Everyone, shut up.

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>> Rarity: I agree with Applejack for once.
Just go home. Leave me alone.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, you will let
one of us make you feel better or I will kill

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you.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Pinkie's faith in Twilight
has returned.

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>> Rarity: Oh, my God, what is wrong with
you ponies?!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, you let us cheer
you up, or so help me, I will take Opal and

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I will stuff that kitty cat so far down your
throat that you choke on her!

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>> Rarity: Oh. Uh... [chuckles nervously]
Oh, then I'm all cheered up now. Ha-ha-ha-ha...

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hah...

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>> Applejack: Okay, Twilight. She's good.
We can go home now.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Scary...

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>> Twilight Sparkle: No, I'm not buying it.

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>> Rarity: No, really. I'm all happy now.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... hah... hah.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I don't buy it. You're
gonna be legitimately cheered up. That's what's

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gonna happen here.

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>> Applejack: Twi, I think you might be takin'
things a bit too far.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Starting tomorrow, we're
doing this again. And we're doing it every

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day until Rarity feels better.

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[sewing machine whirring]

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>> Rainbow Dash: I'm not looking at your butt.

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>> Pinkie Pie: And then they froze Pinkie's
bank account, but that was just what she planned!

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>> Applejack: Hey, Rarity, I'm real sorry
about Twi. I know that we both have a lot

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of things to do today, and your friends can't
solve all your problems.

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>> Rarity: What do you mean "all my problems"?
I just have one problem, and it's not even

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all that big.

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>> Applejack: I guess, if you don't consider
bein' lonely and insecure and inconsiderate

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and unable to hold onto a lover for more than
two weeks bein' multiple problems.

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>> Rarity: I'll never... [continues under]

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>> Applejack: Sorry, that was my fault.

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[sewing machine whirring]

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>> Rainbow Dash: I'm not looking at your butt.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Pinkie informed him that you
were dead. Yes. Now he will never bother you

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again, and Pinkie has solved the problem!

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>> Rarity: My one true love...!

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>> Pinkie Pie: The yellow one sabotaged us!

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>> Fluttershy: Sorry...

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[sewing machine whirring]

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>> Rainbow Dash: I don't know what you think
is so appealing about your butt.

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>> Rarity: I'm just a fat sack of... [continues
under]

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>> Rainbow Dash: I don't understand!

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[sewing machine whirring]

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>> Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy said you were fat.

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>> Rarity: Fluttershy is such a... [continues
under]

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>> Fluttershy: I'm sorry. I don't know how
it happened.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Pinkie hopes you are okay that
she has robbed your home of toothpaste!

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>> Rainbow Dash: I'm not looking at your butt,
okay?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I hope you're enjoying
our company.

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>> Fluttershy: Thank you for remembering my
name, um, Roger.

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>> Applejack: Did Fluttershy seriously just
call you Roger?

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>> Rarity: This has been the worst week of
my life. I hope all my friends get on a bus,

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and then they fly that bus into the sun where
they all die in flames.

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>> Hoity Toity: Hey, Rarity!

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>> Rarity: What?! Toity?!

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>> Hoity Toity: Hey, Rarity. All the guys
mysteriously canceled on me, so I thought

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I'd come by and see if you were still free
this weekend.

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>> Rarity: Darling! You've come back to me!
My baby! I'm not free this weekend though.

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How about next?

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>> Hoity Toity: Okay. See you then.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Hey! Rarity!

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>> Rarity: Oh, my God! Is that my dress?!
Oh! My dress! Who sewed this?!

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>> Fluttershy: I did my best...

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>> Rarity: Fluttershy doesn't know a damn
thing about sewing! Why would you let her

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anywhere near a dress?! Oh, for goodness sake,
she thinks a blanket stitch belongs in clothing!

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>> Fluttershy: Do they not?

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>> Rarity: They are blanket stitches! They
belong in blankets!

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>> Fluttershy: Sorry... I didn't know.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: So you're saying this
didn't cheer you up either?

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>> Rarity: Okay, you know what? This whole
"cheer you up" thing? It's done. I don't need

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it anymore. I've worked it out myself. All
I had to do was call a few of Toity's little

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boyfriends, and now they're avoiding him because
I slept with them, and I'm all he's got left,

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and that's gonna work for at least two weeks.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: So basically you're saying
that we couldn't cheer you up.

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>> Rarity: No. You did the opposite of that.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Oh. In that case, I hope
that your gag reflexes are as well-trained

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as you say they are, because we're gonna stuff
a kitty down your throat.

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>> Rarity: Go home, dammit!