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>> Mayor Mare: Why, hello, everyone. Now,
as you're all aware, last year's Winter Wrap

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Up was a catastrophic failure! And now it's
my wittle job to make sure we don't screw

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up again. That means that everyone is enlisted,
and I'm not taking any bribes this time! Of

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course, I'm not gonna be doing any actual
leadership. That's for those chumps over there!

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[in singsong] Now get looooost!

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>> Rainbow Dash: Okay, guys. You go and get
the paperwork.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Hey, chump.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Oh, hey, Twilight. Oh, my
gosh, did you catch our musical number this

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morning? It was friggin' awesome! First we
were all like "spring is here", and then we

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sang the recycling song. [singing] "C-O-S-O-R-V-E,
recycle!"

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I was busy studying geometry
last night. So when I went to bed, a strange

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creature that was half-rat, half-cricket and
with the face of a pony came for me and took

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me to the place where all points converge.
I woke up at 1:00 in the afternoon in my attic

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with no real recollection of how I got there.
So no, I didn't catch your musical number.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Math is hard.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: It is when you're a coward.

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>> Rainbow Dash: I mean, who cares about the
difference between isosceles and rhombus triangles?

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Anyway, I'll catch you later, Twilight.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! There you
are. How is my favorite pink friend doing?

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>> Pinkie Pie: Your favorite pink friend?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Yup. You're the one.
One and only.

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>> Pinkie Pie: When Pinkie required love potion,
she was the enemy!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Okay, we're not friends,
but I do need something.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Well, Pinkie has her prices.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: You don't even know what
I want yet.

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>> Pinkie Pie: [chuckles] You want the antidote.
Yes.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Uh, yeah, I probably
will want that when I figure out what I need

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it for. But right now though, I need some
holy water. All the shops are closed because

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of this Winter Wrap Up thing, and I'm pretty
sure I'm gonna need some before I go to sleep

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again tonight.

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>> Pinkie Pie: What makes you think Pinkie
has holy water?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Do you have some?

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>> Pinkie Pie: Who told you?!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: What would I have to
do to get some?

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>> Pinkie Pie: Pinkie desires justice! Bring
Pinkie the head of the yellow one, and then

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you will be ready! Yes. Yes!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I'm not gonna kill Marigold
for you.

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>> Pinkie Pie: Okay. Okay! Pinkie Pie understands.
You are still biding your time. Yes. But you

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must still prove your allegiance.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I dunno. What if I just...
tease her 'til she cries or something?

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>> Pinkie Pie: Very well. Pinkie allows it.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Whatever. I'll be back.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Hey, "Fat-abella". Nice
ass.

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>> Fluttershy: [echoing] My name is Fluttershy...!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I know your name. I was
making fun of how huge and unattractive you

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are.

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>> Fluttershy: [echoing] Oh.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: What the heck are you
doing?

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>> Fluttershy: [echoing] Trying to get the
animals to come out.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Well, they're probably
terrified of your ugly face!

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>> Fluttershy: [echoing] I know. I'm sorry.
[speaking normally] My special talent is being

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good with animals.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: No, the thing you're
best at is working with animals, but you totally

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suck at it. Doesn't that just make you want
to cry?

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>> Fluttershy: Yes...

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Well, are you gonna?

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>> Fluttershy: When I get home.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Could you do it right
now maybe?

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>> Fluttershy: I don't want to bother anyone—

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Hey, lard ass.

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>> Fluttershy: [frustrated] What?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: The reason I came to
see you was because I got a letter and your

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grandma died.

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>> Fluttershy: Gram-Gram? Oh, no... Was it
peaceful at least?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: No, she was ripped apart
by a manticore. The whole time she kept screaming,

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"If only Humblefly were here to save me!"
But you just weren't there.

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>> Fluttershy: That's the same way my other
grandma died.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: [chuckles] Wow. Really?
Holy crap.

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>> Spike: Could you just tell her what you
want her to do?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Alright, look, would
you just go cry in front of Pinkie?

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>> Fluttershy: Do I have to?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Do you have any holy
water?

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>> Fluttershy: No.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Then yes.

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>> Fluttershy: Oh... Am I doing a favor?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: No, you're following
an order.

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>> Fluttershy: Well... um... could you do
me a favor?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: You are my least favorite
pony in the world.

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>> Fluttershy: Well, I think you're pretty
neat.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: [groan] Will you go cry
in front of Pinkie if I do your favor?

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>> Fluttershy: Okay.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Well, tell me what you
want, and it'd better be a kick to the liver.

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>> Fluttershy: I loaned Rarity my hairbrush
about a year ago, and I don't want to be rude,

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but I think she forgot.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Get a new hairbrush.

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>> Fluttershy: I really liked my old one.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: You haven't seen it in
a year.

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>> Fluttershy: Please?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: You know, you deserve
to be miserable.

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>> Fluttershy: I know...! I'm sorry...!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I'll be back.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Rarity. I see you're...
doing... something.

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>> Rarity: I'm making birds' nests, dear.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: By yourself?

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>> Rarity: Well, they asked me if I needed
help, and I told them, "How many unicorns

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does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

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>> Twilight Sparkle and Rarity: "Where's a
good horse-fly when you need them?"

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>> Rarity: Oh, you've heard that one already.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. Make Rainbow Dash
do it.

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>> Rarity: Basically, I figured how many unicorns
should it take to build a hundred bird nests?

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Turns out more than one apparently.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you could use
magic...

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>> Rarity: Right. If I could use magic, then
it would be spring already.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: But there's a lot of
this tradition clout...

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>> Rarity: Exactly! Not that it makes much
sense. Celestia initiates a magical winter

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on a whim, and then we clean it up with shovels,
like... like...

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Like a Mesohippus.

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>> Rarity: A what?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Prehistoric horse.

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>> Rarity: Oh, I knew that. I thought you
said hippocampus.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: That's part of your brain.

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>> Rarity: Wasn't it a...?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Also, it's a seahorse
kind of thing.

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>> Rarity: I meant Hippocrates.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Famous philosopher.

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>> Rarity: Hippocephalic.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Means "horse-headed".

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>> Rarity: Hypocritical.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Come on, you know that
one.

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>> Rarity: Hypothetical.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Alright, now you're just
jerking with me.

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>> Rarity: I am. So you want to help me out?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: No! If I wanted to do
manual labor, I wouldn't need Spike.

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>> Spike: I'm not building any nests! The
birds might get the wrong idea!

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>> Rarity: There's nothing wrong with what
the birds do in the privacy of their own nests.

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>> Spike: That's not what I meant.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Is there any way you
could set traps in the grackle nests?

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>> Rarity: This is already tedious enough.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: You've only finished
one.

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>> Rarity: Well, I was thinking about distracting
some stallions to do the rest. Then I thought

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I might do my own nest-related activities.

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>> Spike: You got more wrong ideas than the
birds!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: In a town with a female-to-male
ratio of ten-to-one, how do you always wind

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up with ten on one?

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>> Rarity: I meant that I was gonna redecorate
my boutique.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Oh.

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>> Rarity: That's right! I feel like I deserve
an apology.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: No!

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>> Rarity: Well, then go away.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: You go away!

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>> Rarity: I was here before you!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Hey, I can't remember
why I need this, but can I borrow a hairbrush?

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>> Rarity: Well, that depends. What's it worth
to you?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Oh, yeah. I'm gonna trade
it for holy water.

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>> Rarity: What do you need with holy water?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I think a tiny, evil
creature is living in my attic. It likes geometry.

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And Satan.

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>> Rarity: Alright, fine. You finish these
bird nests and I'll give you a brand new hairbrush.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: All of 'em? No way! Can
we haggle?

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>> Rarity: Fine. Help me finish half of them
and I'll give you a slightly used brush that's

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still in good condition.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Deal.
[construction sounds]

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>> Rarity: What are you doing?! That's not
a proper nest!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: What are you talking
about? This is exactly what a bird's nest

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looks like.

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>> Rarity: It's ugly!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Birds don't know the
difference!

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>> Rarity: But I do!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: They're gonna poop in
it!

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>> Rarity: Well, I want them to fight over
mine.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: They'll fight over mine
too. Birds are stupid animals when it comes

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to this kind of thing.

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>> Rarity: I don't care. You remake that thing
this instant!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: But we're gonna be here
all day if we make them all neat and tidy.

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Plus, you know what they're gonna do? They're
gonna tear up the good nests that you make

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and use them to build ugly nests.

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>> Spike: It's true I've seen them do it.

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>> Rarity: You know what? Forget it! If you
want a hairbrush, then go find Applejack and

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tell her to spare me some boys so I can get
this done!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Dammit, fine! I'll be
back.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, I need boys.
Like a team of them.

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>> Applejack: You need what? Oh, my God! Is
it your time of the season already?! You just

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sit in the snow and think about Granny Apple
shavin' her legs! I'll go and I'll get a bucket

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of ice water!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: What? Oh! No! I'm just
doing a favor for Rarity.

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>> Applejack: Rarity. Well, that was my second
guess.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: So hand over some guys.

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>> Applejack: Do I even wanna ask?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Rarity's building a nest.

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>> Applejack: Is that some kind of double
entendre?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: So you get to hire the
whole bachelor herd and just tell them to

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plow your fields all day?

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>> Applejack: Hey! Ain't nobody's fields gettin'
plowed out here!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Well, I guess not. These
guys are all over the place. I don't think

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that they could put their seeds in a hole
if you explained it to 'em.

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>> Applejack: Would y'all stop it already?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I just mean I can't tell
what the hell they're trying to do.

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>> Applejack: Yeah, it is a little disorganized
this year.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Well, why? Aren't you
the one in charge?

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>> Applejack: Yeah.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Well, then it's your
fault.

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>> Applejack: Well, I'm tryin' a different
strategy this year. Normally I just tell 'em

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what to do. But this time, I'm tryin' to get
them all unified through the power of friendship.

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I figure I'll just let 'em do whatever, and
their interpersonal bonds will bring 'em together

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and help 'em get things done. I learned it
from watchin' cartoons with Apple Bloom.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Is that working?

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>> Applejack: No! Everypony's tryin' to kill
each other!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I guess at this point,
maybe killing somepony is the only way to

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get things back on track.

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>> Applejack: I can't believe those cartoons
lied to me. Oh, they were so darn cute when

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they were singin' about it.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: So you got some stallions
for me or what?

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>> Applejack: What are you gettin' outta helpin'
Rarity?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: A used hairbrush.

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>> Applejack: Well, if all y'all need is a
hairbrush, I can loan ya one, darlin'.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Yeah, okay. Give
me a hairbrush.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I still don't understand
why I had to wear ice skates for this!

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[thud]

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>> Pinkie Pie: You must meet Pinkie on her
chosen terrain.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I don't know how to skate!
[thud]

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>> Pinkie Pie: Look at this. Pinkie then has
the advantage.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Give me my holy water!
[thud]

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>> Pinkie Pie: You were to procure misery
from the miserable Fluttershy. An easy task

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if Pinkie were to remark. Yes. But instead...
you return with a hairbrush!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: No! I know hairbrush
fits prominently into the equation here!

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[thud]

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>> Pinkie Pie: It is okay. You do not need
to excuse to Pinkie. Yes. She forgives your

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crime. But... she does not provide her end
of the deal!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!
[thud]

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>> Twilight Sparkle: You're a complete bitch!
[thud]

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>> Pinkie Pie: [chuckles] Enjoy your misery.

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>> Applejack: Rainbow Dash, you tell your
weather team to hurry up and get this snow

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melted.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Okay.

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>> Fluttershy: Please don't! All the animals
will... will drown in the flood if the snow

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melts too fast!

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>> Rainbow Dash: Okay.

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>> Applejack: All the animals will be fine.
You hurry up and you melt that snow pronto!

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>> Fluttershy: Okay. I guess you can just
do whatever Applejack wants. It doesn't even

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matter.

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>> Rainbow Dash: Guys, I can't actually control
how hot it gets. I mean, I'll tell the weather

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teams that you want it be warmer and that
the animals will drown, but that's about all

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I can do.

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>> Applejack: Can't y'all just move the clouds
out the way so more sun will get through?

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>> Rainbow Dash: Well, sure, but we're on
a tight schedule. You could probably fill

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out some forms to get a rush job, but after
you fill them out, they've gotta be processed

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and approved. Really, I mean, we're doing
it today, so if you want to just wait, it's

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gonna happen in an hour one way or the other.
I'm not filling out a tardiness report, so

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just, really, you know, it's-it's probably
gonna happen.

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>> Mayor Mare: Oh, ponies, ponies. The mayor's
doing her best to take a nap over here. Could

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you all just please pipe down a little?!

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>> Fluttershy: Um, could I maybe get some
help with my job?

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>> Mayor Mare: I gave you all such a wonderfully
inspiring little speech. How much more could

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you want from your humble-wumble mayor?

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>> Rainbowshine: Meep-meep-meep-meep-meep-meep-meep.
(Why don't you increased our annual raises?)

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>> Mayor Mare: I'm not paying you anything!

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>> Rainbow Dash: Whoa! W-We're not getting
paid?!

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>> Mayor Mare: I gave you your vests. What
more could you want?

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>> Twilight Sparkle: [thinking] Wait a minute.
I recognize this style of leadership. [out

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loud] Everyone! I agree with the mayor! She
is great and you are not! How can you not

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be motivated by her great speech this morning?

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>> Mayor Mare: Ooh, finally! Someone is making
some sense over here!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Yes, that's right! I
agree with the insecure pony in power! I am

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now the favorite!

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>> Mayor Mare: Oh-ho. I should make you a
special vest. [chuckles]

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Uh, great idea as always,
Mayor. But I actually have a list of demands

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prepared that'll make you look great and that
will reward me at the same time.

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>> Mayor Mare: [sarcastically] Oh, goody...

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>> Twilight Sparkle: First, I want a puppy.

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>> Mayor Mare: Oh, sorry. We're fresh out.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Then I want some
holy water.

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>> Mayor Mare: Done!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I want Rarity to admit
that I'm prettier than she is.

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>> Mayor Mare: Well, aren't you just a wittle
dreamer...

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>> Twilight Sparkle: My parents say I'm pretty
in my own way.

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>> Mayor Mare: Oh-ho-ho!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: My face is pretty damn
symmetrical, and that is an objective measure

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of beauty!

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>> Mayor Mare: Heh. If you say so.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: We could have an official
day celebrating that the mayor and Twilight

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are the prettiest ponies in Ponyville.

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>> Mayor Mare: Ooh! Well, why didn't you just
say? That's something that I can really get

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behind!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: That's right! Twilight
wins again!

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>> Twilight Sparkle: And of course Rarity
had some nasty things to say about that, but

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I didn't care, because officially now, I am
one of the prettiest ponies in Ponyville!

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>> Spike: I was there for it.

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>> Twilight Sparkle: And best of all, we got
the holy water, so we're safe from the thing

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in my attic!

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>> Thrackerzod: [speaking backwards]

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>> Twilight Sparkle: I'm gonna name him Taz!
Today was just the best day! Good night, Taz!

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>> Thrackerzod: [speaking backwards]