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Twilight Sparkle: [panicked yelping] ...Spike.

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Spike: What, Twilight?

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Twilight Sparkle: I had a dream and... Hey,
where are my books?

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Spike: We only just moved in, Twilight. I
haven't had a chance to put them away yet.

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Twilight Sparkle: Oh, right. I... I-I felt
like we've... Does everything just seem off

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to you?

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Spike: Aye. It's the story of my life, you
know. Powerful dragon enslaved to a horse.

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Seems off to me.

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Twilight Sparkle: No, that part's correct.
I'm talking about... I dunno, everything just

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looks... uglier. When did I get an end table?
Didn't I used to have a nightstand here?

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Spike: I sometimes stay up at night wondering
if my life has less purpose than an end table.

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Twilight Sparkle: Well, at least you're well
off enough to take the time for an existential

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breakdown. But shut up and look at this old
key with the engravings on it. I don't know

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what this goes to, but I feel like it's important
for something. Do you recognize this?

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Spike: Nae. But it's probably from one of
your stupid magical adventures that I wasn't

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invited to.

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Twilight Sparkle: Oh, get over yourself. Every
time I invite you, you complain.

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Spike: Well, aye, Twilight! That's because
most of the problems are caused by going on

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the magical adventure in the first place!

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Twilight Sparkle: No! ...Well, that doesn't
mean that complaining about it makes them

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any easier!

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Spike: Nae! But if I complain enough, you
won't take me along for the next one!

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[beat]

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Twilight Sparkle: I'm gonna go get breakfast.

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[crash]

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Twilight Sparkle: [anguished groans] Why don't
we have guardrails?!