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Rainbow Dash: Aw, man, Gilda. It has been
so long since we hung out. And two weeks is

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a while to be in Ponyville.

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Gilda: It's... kind of a backwater little
town, isn't it?

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Rainbow Dash: Everyone is boring except for,
like, eight or ten ponies, and... I have a

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job, but I spend most of it napping and it
gets cancelled when it rains. Or, that is,

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you know, I just go home. I mean, as soon
as it rains, the job is done.

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Gilda: Hey. What are you doing?

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Rainbow Dash: Helping you unpack.

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Gilda: Dash, leave my suitcase alone. It will
be easy enough to unpack on my own.

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Rainbow Dash: I'll say. All you got in here
is a toothbrush and...

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Gilda: Oh, well, you see, that is, um...

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Rainbow Dash: Pajamas?

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Gilda: Ah, yes. Certainly an apparel for the
more... pleasant of evenings. It's a little

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something I picked up in the griffon country
for the trip here. Do you... like it?

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Rainbow Dash: They look like a pirate eyepatch.

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Gilda: Oh. Yes, of course. That's, uh... That's
why I bought it. For the absurdity value.

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We all have plenty of laughs.

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Rainbow Dash: Cool. So anyway, I guess I'll
go ahead and sleep on the couch while you're

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here. You're the guest, so you can have my
bed.

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Gilda: Oh, that's great, Dash. But, hey, you
remember old times. You don't have to sleep

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on the couch. We're friends. The best of friends.
We could both take the bed.

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Rainbow Dash: No. Um... I mean, if you want
to share the bed, I guess I don't care.

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Gilda: It would be quite comfortable.

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Rainbow Dash: No, i-it's fine.

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Gilda: Keep warm on these cold, foreign—
Uh, then again, it is fine. We can decide

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later.

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Rainbow Dash: Well, you see, I've developed
a really bad habit of kicking while I sleep,

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so... I can just prepare the couch. It's...
It's a cloud futon.

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Gilda: I guess we'll just have to tire you
out so you don't have the energy for kicking.

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[laughing]

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Rainbow Dash: Aw, yeah! Man, I haven't done
a good race in, like, forever! Ponyville is

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a slow city. Everybody is slow. Do you wanna
go for a race?

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Gilda: I would enjoy that immensely, but you
know, I am quite tired from my trip.

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Rainbow Dash: Awww. You got me all excited
for nothing.

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Gilda: Sorry, Dash. But, uh... how about instead
of a race, we do something else... relaxing

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but still quite engaging?

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Rainbow Dash: You want to watch the Wonderbolts
on TV?

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Gilda: Uh, maybe some other time.

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Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Well, that's good. 'Cause
I haven't paid my cable bill, and... also,

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they won't rent cable to my cloud house.

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Gilda: Wait. Why would you get billed if they
won't even run a cable to your house?

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Rainbow Dash: It's a small town. So you pretty
much get screwed on cable. Oh, um, also things

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that I do not have: plumbing is a big one.
If you need to go to the bathrom, you can

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shower, but there's no water treatment line
connected, so you've gotta go to an outhouse

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below. Just let me know when you're ready,
and I'll show you where it is. Then, this

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might not be a big deal 'cause it's pretty
warm this time of month, but the cloud walls

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are not really good for insulation. I couldn't
afford the magic insulation, so if you get

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cold and need extra blankets, I've got some.
Then of course, there's a big thunderstorm

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scheduled for Thursday. My house isn't waterproof
– I-I couldn't afford to magic-proof for

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that either. So we'll have to move the whole
house out of town for a few hours.

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Gilda: Dash, this is all stuff you neglected
to mention when you said I could stay with

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you.

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Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry, I forgot. I guess
I got excited—

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Gilda: Maybe I could stay at a hotel for a
while.

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Rainbow Dash: No, no, it's okay. I can do
all the pushing. You could just watch.

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Gilda: I am sure a bed and breakfast could
not cost too much around here.

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Rainbow Dash: Oh, come on. You don't want
to stay with me?

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Gilda: I don't know.

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Rainbow Dash: Pleeeeease?

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Gilda: Dash, when I was doing this... you
know what that means, right?

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Rainbow Dash: You... want to do... cigarettes?

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[pound]

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Rainbow Dash: You shouldn't smoke, Gilda.
That's not good for you. Oh! Unless-unless

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you're being cool. I mean, I've done that
once, but, uh... It, like... I was too cool

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to do it twice.

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Gilda: Be honest. Are you just trying to help
me save face here, Dash?

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Rainbow Dash: What do you mean? No, I... I
did... I did cigarettes.

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Gilda: I'm just wondering if I made a fool
of myself.

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[beat]

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Gilda: And apparently, the jury is still out
on that.

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Rainbow Dash: Are you mad because you're gonna
have to help me move my house?

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Gilda: I thought you said I didn't have to
do that.

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Rainbow Dash: You don't—

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Gilda: But you're gonna be really upset if
I don't.

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Rainbow Dash: ...You don't have to.

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Gilda: Fine, Dash. Fine. It's fine.

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Rainbow Dash: Awww. Thank you, Gilda. I promise
I'll make it up to you.

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Gilda: Actually, I'll tell you what. Here's
how you can make it up to me. How about a

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massage?

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Rainbow Dash: A massage?

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Gilda: Sure. And – my patience willing – we
can work our way up from there.

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Rainbow Dash: I massage you?

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Gilda: Yes. I mean, I could massage you, but
the way things are going, I do not see that

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becoming a reward for me this time around.

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Rainbow Dash: Okay, gotcha.

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Rainbow Dash: Ready?

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Gilda: Go ahead.

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[pounding]

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Gilda: Dash. Stop.

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Rainbow Dash: What's the matter?

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Gilda: Your hooves... look as soft as marshmallows,
but they feel like bricks. What kind of massage

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are you planning here anyway?

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Rainbow Dash: Oh. Sorry, I-I just thought
that, since you're a big, tough griffon, I

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was gonna have to give you a big, tough massage.
You know, extra hard.

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Gilda: Gently, Dash. Like a cat kneading upon
a bed.

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Rainbow Dash: Mmkay. I got it figured out
now.

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Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash! I have come for
your head! Yes. Surrender immediately, and

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I will slay you without quarrel!

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Gilda: Who is that?

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Rainbow Dash: Oh, that's my good friend Pinkie
Pie. She really likes to be around other ponies.

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Pinkie Pie: You cannot hide from Pinkie! Yes.
She knows your birthday, social security number,

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and place of residence!

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Gilda: She sounds angry.

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Rainbow Dash: I gave her all that information
because she's really good at birthday parties.

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Also a bit for medical records. But we should
probably just leave her alone until she gets

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bored. Last time she got like this and I went
out to meet her, she threw a rock.

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Gilda: [groan] I am not putting up with this.
It will be a moment, Dash.

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Rainbow Dash: You know, I remembered you being
pretty cool, Gilda. But it turns out you're

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just a great big fat butt to poor, innocent,
never-did-anything-wrong Pinkie Pie!

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Pinkie Pie: Yes. You are a dick. And we are
content to do without dicks.

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Gilda: Fine. You are all imbeciles anyway,
and at this moment, I will be washing my claws

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of all of you.

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[door slams]

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[phone dialing]

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Gilda: Hello, Rhonda? It's Gilda. No, things
did not go so well. I'm headed home early.

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I know. I know. I know what you said. But
really, I remember her being twice as smart

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and three times prettier. Well, you were right.
As consolation, how about dinner? Yes. I'm

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treating you. Okay. I'll pick you up tomorrow
night.