1 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,550 Ow! My legs! 2 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:16,980 Wow, Applejack! 3 00:00:17,070 --> 00:00:20,980 Watchin' you jump and throw stuff IS cheaper and more fun than summer camp! 4 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:23,190 AND more fun than college! 5 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,100 You remember that. 6 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:25,550 I will, sis! 7 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:28,960 After all, you're the highest-ranking officer in Ponyville! 8 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:32,960 Why, you even attached all your war medals to the barn so I would always remember! 9 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:40,710 And when the sun hits your glistenin' flank just right, you're almost as sexy as David H. Mudock, current chairman of the Dole corporation! 10 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:52,570 Huh? 11 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:55,250 Now, careful, Raincloud! 12 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:01,000 Yeah... it's a mystery. 13 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:04,120 Applejack! Applejack! 14 00:01:04,350 --> 00:01:06,780 Applejack! Applejack! 15 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:11,030 Everypony! My name isn't Applejack! It's Mayor Mare! 16 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,760 Ooh..! 17 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:19,650 Yes, we are all here to see off Applejack as she retrieves her two free iPod nanos! 18 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,260 I love music. 19 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:28,090 And, Applejack has generously offered to share one of her iPods with all of Ponyville! 20 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:32,620 To distract us from the tentacle monster that continues to ravage our laser tag arena! 21 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:35,960 The music helps me forget! 22 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,510 Aw, shucks, I'm just doin' my part to help ignore the disaster. 23 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:46,850 As soon as that little window popped up tellin' me I won, I knew we could finally put the town's supply of headphone splitters to good use. 24 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:49,480 I promise to make Ponyville forget! 25 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,100 Applejack is my hero! 26 00:01:58,950 --> 00:02:01,370 I don't belong in the realm of the livin'. 27 00:02:01,570 --> 00:02:04,260 Send me back before it's too late! 28 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,930 You betcha, Granny Smith! 29 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:08,610 And remember your TRAINing! 30 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,030 Just terrible, Mayor! 31 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,370 Don't forget your roots! 32 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,340 That's what I did. 33 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,400 But now I'm finally getting back in touch with my inner gypsy. 34 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:18,090 And my magic candy told me your trip is gonna be the bomb! 35 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,520 Just ignore Pinkie Pie. 36 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:22,590 Eeyup. Just like always. 37 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:25,460 The Friendship Express is headed straight for your bedroom! 38 00:02:25,530 --> 00:02:27,580 Tell your parents to buy one for you! 39 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,190 Only thirty bucks! 40 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:32,250 See ya in a dash! 41 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:33,740 Please don't leave us forever! 42 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:35,990 Don't get dis-TRACK-ted! 43 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,530 Puns aren't funny, Mayor. 44 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,470 See ya all in a week! 45 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:42,530 With a gigantic bag of iPod nanos. 46 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,360 And say hi to the Nigerian prince! 47 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:46,750 What? He owes me money. 48 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:56,160 Ohh, I hope Applejack shares her iPod with me first! 49 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:58,340 Hey, I called first dibs! 50 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,130 I know, I just want to listen to Twilight's podcast at the gym... 51 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,900 ...without her standing there shouting at me. 52 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:06,220 Raincloud's here! 53 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:07,930 And she brought me a letter. 54 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,630 Gee, shouldn't we invite Raincloud to the party? 55 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:16,280 No, she'll never be one of us! 56 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,000 What's it say, Twilight? 57 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:24,060 I can't read! 58 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:25,590 It's from Applejack! 59 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:27,030 My dear friends, 60 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:29,210 I've been kidnapped into slavery. 61 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:31,180 There are no nanos. 62 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,580 Get me out of here before it's too late. 63 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:36,150 That's all there is. 64 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:38,500 Applejack... 65 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,310 ...doesn't love us? 66 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,590 I knew she'd abandon us once she learned to write! 67 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,400 She's too good for us! 68 00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:48,280 Knowledge is a dangerous thing. 69 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,720 Like Cheerilee always warned! 70 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:55,910 She must have found a better group of friends that sprung for all the extra cable channels! 71 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:58,970 How will we ever compete with Noggin, or the Hub? 72 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:02,560 Well if we can't be her friends, no one can! 73 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,530 We have to find Applejack. 74 00:04:04,650 --> 00:04:08,180 Otherwise, the six-pony tandem bicycle I bought will look ridiculous! 75 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:10,080 Please bring back my favorite sibling! 76 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,130 Don't die! 77 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:18,890 Okay girls, you know the plan. 78 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:23,880 We'll locate Applejack using the sub-dermal tracking device I've implanted in all of my friends! 79 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:33,010 Once we find her, we'll present her with this totally cool friendship bracelet I made and she'll start crying and say I'm the best friend ever and she's sorry she left and she wants to come home! 80 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:38,230 And then we'll have a party and everypony will pick me up on their shoulders and carry me around and cheer! 81 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:42,850 Twilight Sparkle! Twilight Sparkle! Yaaaay! 82 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,680 In the meantime, I'll be our Applejack! 83 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,820 Let's rainbow some'a these here dashes! 84 00:04:49,630 --> 00:04:51,690 That is SO something she'd say. 85 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:54,110 I hope Applejack doesn't turn out to be dead. 86 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:57,930 I can't tell you how many times my friends ditched me, but they were just dead! 87 00:04:58,230 --> 00:05:00,080 This train ride is taking forever! 88 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,510 I tried to watch the caboose, but the train just keeps going! 89 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:05,950 I'm getting a psychic vision! 90 00:05:07,870 --> 00:05:10,360 Bwlah, this is Con Junction, girls! 91 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:14,680 Unless we find Applejack in the next five seconds, I say we give up and go home. 92 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:19,480 Oh, Applejack, we found you! 93 00:05:19,510 --> 00:05:20,980 Have you gained weight? 94 00:05:21,450 --> 00:05:23,750 Uh, did ya'll get my... 95 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:25,100 ...message? 96 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,420 Yes, and we were so confused! 97 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:27,550 Why would you leave? Yes, and we were so confused! 98 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:28,770 Why would you leave? 99 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:30,190 Do you hate us? 100 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:31,450 Where are the nanos? 101 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:33,730 Please, just tell us what the problem is! 102 00:05:33,790 --> 00:05:34,360 Well... 103 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:38,060 Numbah Eight, are you fraternizin' with the tourists? 104 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,250 Yes ma'am! 105 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:44,850 Why I'm Whiplash, the owner of this here plantation. 106 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:49,870 I feared Numbah Eight might write to some'a her Ponyville friends, but I am well prepared. 107 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:53,180 I'm sure you will have a BLAST. 108 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:56,220 Aw shucks, Whiplash, you don't have to bring them into this. 109 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:57,970 Well, you brought them here! 110 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:02,080 Really now, did you think I'd teach you write with no consequences? 111 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:09,930 Now, when I saw such a strong young pony had won my contest, I knew if I had her on my staff she'd do a BANG-up job. 112 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,940 She knows what happens when she tries to leave. 113 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:16,050 Well, BOMB voyage. 114 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:17,760 Bomb voyage!? 115 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:19,580 Since when do you speak Latin? 116 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:20,830 Since I came here. 117 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:25,060 Whiplash is my employer now and I have to do whatever she says or else. 118 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:26,490 Now listen closely. 119 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:32,500 Tell Big Macintosh the eagle has landed in the pond and there's a bomb strapped to the eagle. 120 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:38,680 Excuse me, princess, but I think our friendship is worth more than the life of one measly eagle! 121 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:41,560 I'll be at the cherry orchard at 1600 hours. 122 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:45,430 Don't meet me there, and do NOT bring wire cutters. 123 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:47,120 I don't know what happened! 124 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:49,180 I didn't pay attention to any of that stuff! 125 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:50,420 Plan B then! 126 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,410 Pinkie's annoying songs! 127 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,250 What!? 128 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:54,740 Annoying songs!? 129 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:56,620 You told me they were endearing! 130 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:06,950 Hey Applejack! 131 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:09,110 Did you bring any wire cutters? 132 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:10,350 No, actually! 133 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,250 Wanna hear the song I sing to my parents? 134 00:07:19,370 --> 00:07:21,610 Oh! Sorry. The song they sing to me? 135 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,220 Doesn't matter which one, Pinkie. 136 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,700 As long as it's not one of those sad ones with the deceptively happy tune. 137 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:01,870 No! . 138 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,910 Make it stop, make it stop! . 139 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:06,630 She won't shut up unless you come back with us! . 140 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:07,970 I can't! . 141 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:12,500 Alright, I know what I have to do! . 142 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:13,860 Just stop the music! . 143 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:16,000 Please... 144 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,290 Just... wait until five after one tomorrow. 145 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:21,060 Then this'll all make sense. 146 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:22,160 1:05? 147 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:24,000 Sound arbitrary. 148 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,940 Do you Pippington promise? 149 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,140 When the times comes, you'll understand. 150 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,750 Pippington promise. 151 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:42,850 I hope Applejack didn't move our clocks back so we miss our appointment. 152 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,890 SO un-rainbow! 153 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,450 I've messed with time before! 154 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:49,140 And there haven't been any noticeable consequences. 155 00:08:49,970 --> 00:08:53,340 I hope Applejack didn't move our clocks back so we miss our appointment. 156 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:55,540 SO un-rainbow! 157 00:08:55,890 --> 00:08:57,300 I've messed with time before! 158 00:08:57,410 --> 00:09:00,100 And there haven't been any noticeable consequences. 159 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:04,780 Wake up Applejack, sleep is for the weak! 160 00:09:06,530 --> 00:09:09,470 Saddle up fellas, it's a good day to die! 161 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:12,740 She won't get away! 162 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:13,620 Look! 163 00:09:13,790 --> 00:09:17,290 A smaller, flimsier two-pony cart you can both pull me in! 164 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:21,900 Woah! 165 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,230 What the cornball? 166 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:25,200 Rainbow Smash!! 167 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:27,770 Hey! You jerks! 168 00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:29,460 Gravy! 169 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,570 I'll give you a nickel to outrun them! 170 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:34,500 I'll give you a piece of string! 171 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,630 I'll give you two sticks of gum and a rubber band! 172 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,090 She's richer than us! 173 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,910 Applejack, you broke your Pippington promise, how could you!? 174 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:56,020 I SAID five after one, and now you five are chasin' after me! 175 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,750 And soon you'll understand. 176 00:09:58,150 --> 00:10:02,740 I figured seein' me get blown to smithereens would be the nicest way of breakin' this to you. 177 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:03,220 What? 178 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:07,590 Now trust me Pinkie, ya'll should stay far back, for your own good! 179 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:09,410 You know how I get about abandonment! 180 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,650 I'll have to do MONTHS of trust excersizes to get over this! 181 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:13,550 Rarity, catch me! 182 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:14,530 What? Why me? 183 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:17,600 Rainbow! Did you see that? 184 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:20,750 Of course! I have incredible peripherals! 185 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,120 Lamb chop! 186 00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:31,100 Good thing this is the world's longest train. 187 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:39,450 Barbeque sauce..! 188 00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:44,200 Your hopes have just been DASHED! 189 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,170 There! Are ya happy? 190 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,520 About what? 191 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,950 Well, just look! 192 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:59,870 Hey, look! You won the world's largest iPod nano! 193 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,390 And it came with a clock app! 194 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:03,130 There were never any nanos. 195 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,400 Whiplash forced me into slavery! 196 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,630 Hey, are you gonna finish eating that ticking thing? 197 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,330 That thing is a bomb! 198 00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:11,900 And now it's too late. 199 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:14,740 When I left the junction, the self-destruct mode activated. 200 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:18,380 But I thought if I ran far enough, I could at least spare the lives of my friends. 201 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,720 Applejack, WE'RE your friends! 202 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,330 I'm Rainbow Dash! 203 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,120 We don't care if you won FIFTY nanos! 204 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,250 You're the best Apple thing of all. 205 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:32,030 Wait, are you even listenin' to what I'm sayin'? 206 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,450 Don't ya'll understand? 207 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,690 When that clock reaches zero, we're all gonna die in a fiery explosion! 208 00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:44,000 Applejack, we can always find a way to fix that hole in the roof. 209 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:49,160 But if you don't come back, we'll never be able to fix the hole in our hearts. 210 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:19,580 Dear Princess Celestia, 211 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,350 Today I learned how to write! 212 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:25,040 Twilight suggested that I start sendin' you letters every day too! 213 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:29,040 I learned that if you put your mind to it, you can do anything! 214 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:33,640 But beware, because these gifts come with terrible consequences! 215 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:37,610 Sometimes, it's better to just know nothin' at all! 216 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,350 Your faithful farmer, 217 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,040 Applejack!