1 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:33,990 Once upon a time, in a world where horses can talk... 2 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:39,500 ...the two biggest horses ruled over the land in peace, and harmony. 3 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:44,930 The eldest came to be known as SUH-lestia, because she raised the sun each day. 4 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,860 Her younger sister, who used her powers to raise the moon, was called... 5 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,020 ...MO-lestia. 6 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,990 The two sisters would spin in circles for hours! 7 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:55,570 Because having fun... 8 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:56,920 ...is part of life! 9 00:00:57,420 --> 00:01:02,610 But soon, it became apparent that none of the royal subjects wanted to spend time with Molestia! 10 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,570 They didn't invite her to their block parties... 11 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,070 ...or their slumber parties! 12 00:01:08,780 --> 00:01:11,930 This made Molestia very sad and angsty. 13 00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:19,480 One day, a message was sent to Celestia, informing her that Molestia was planning to destroy the throne. 14 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:24,930 Taking drastic measures, Celestia banished her wicked sister to space camp... 15 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,480 ...for one thousand hours. 16 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,230 The moon princess begged Celestia not to send her away! 17 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:34,790 But Celestia had made up her mind. 18 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:39,210 "You are banished to space camp for one thousand hours." 19 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:40,560 Celestia decreed. 20 00:01:40,930 --> 00:01:43,480 Celestia did not want to hurt her sister... 21 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:45,100 ...but it was for her own good. 22 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,790 While at camp, she decided that her spirit name was Princess Luna. 23 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:54,540 She didn't make any friends, but she still cried when it was time to go home. 24 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:08,710 Come on Twilight, we're gonna be late for Molest Fest! 25 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,000 Are you... 26 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:16,150 ...wearing your dress for the Grand Galloping Gala? 27 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:18,970 This is only my gala beard! 28 00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:22,300 My gala dress has a bare midriff! 29 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,610 And Ugg boots! 30 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,110 This is my hoof-made cosplay from RuPony Kenshin! 31 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:29,780 Oh! 32 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:35,550 Molest Fest, it's the best, give us something to ingest! 33 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,720 Hi girls! 34 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,430 Looks like I'm a shoe-in for best costume this year! 35 00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:42,240 Oh, except maybe yours. 36 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:43,370 Spooky! 37 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,680 I shoulda been dead five years ago! 38 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:50,120 Read up, girls! 39 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:55,500 Ow! 40 00:02:56,180 --> 00:03:00,620 Ever since I lost my eye, I've been craving nothing but candy! 41 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,560 Talk about holiday spirit. 42 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:05,880 My name is Newt Pippington Britishooves! 43 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:07,940 I'm just a kid! I fit in! 44 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:10,650 Pinkie Pie, didn't you already have a childhood? 45 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:12,190 ...no. 46 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:13,580 Jingle jangle. 47 00:03:15,460 --> 00:03:16,770 Compliments please! 48 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:19,620 Oh! You're from that one cartoon! 49 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:19,940 Anime! Oh! You're from that one cartoon! 50 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:20,530 Anime! 51 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:25,000 Ohh, I made this costume myself. 52 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:27,030 Out of my own trip to the store! 53 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:28,560 It's a great costume! 54 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:32,180 RuPony Kenshin is one of the most significant animes of all time! 55 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:32,360 Cart! Cart! Woo! RuPony Kenshin is one of the most significant animes of all time! 56 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,000 Cart! Cart! Woo! 57 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:34,340 I'm so alive! Cart! Cart! Woo! 58 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,150 I'm so alive! 59 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:37,400 The slashfics alone total in the thousands. 60 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:37,880 Dancing. The slashfics alone total in the thousands. 61 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:37,930 The slashfics alone total in the thousands. 62 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:38,060 Dancing. 63 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:38,810 Dancing. Dancing. 64 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:38,900 Dancing. 65 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:39,280 Dancing. Dancing. 66 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:39,610 Dancing. 67 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:43,060 Maybe I should set up a podcast to recommend my favorite fanfics. 68 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:45,090 I bet everypony would love it! 69 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:46,120 And you could edit! 70 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:47,080 Mhm. 71 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:48,880 My favorite! 72 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:52,210 How did we get here? 73 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:54,250 Twilight, look how fast I can do this! 74 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:57,530 Rainbow Stealth... 75 00:03:57,530 --> 00:03:57,720 ...and someday, we might even be able to afford the operation! Rainbow Stealth... 76 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,810 ...and someday, we might even be able to afford the operation! 77 00:03:59,810 --> 00:04:00,680 Aww, yeah... ...and someday, we might even be able to afford the operation! 78 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:00,780 Aww, yeah... 79 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:00,830 Right, Pippington? Aww, yeah... 80 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:01,410 Right, Pippington? 81 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:01,900 Cheerio! Right, Pippington? 82 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:02,030 Cheerio! 83 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:02,240 And then Granny Smith's skin started falling off, and- Cheerio! 84 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,310 And then Granny Smith's skin started falling off, and- 85 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:10,710 Mare-do-Well! You almost hit me! 86 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:14,770 Lighten up! I'm just making this night 73% prankier. 87 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:16,520 You made Spike break! 88 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:20,000 Aw, he's always like that. 89 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,240 Oh, oh! Here comes Rainbow Dash! 90 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,500 Twilight, help... 91 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,120 Happy Molest Fest, [LEMON]jack! 92 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:33,120 Well ain't you lookin' as cute as a... 93 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:34,660 ...wheelbarrow. 94 00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:36,600 Thanks, I'm endearing! 95 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,250 But I'M sexy! 96 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:40,930 While ya'll are here, you feel like bobbing for an [WATERMELON]? 97 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,730 Thank you, thank you, you're too kind. 98 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:50,720 As clown mayor of Ponyville, I know I have some big shoes to fill! 99 00:04:57,790 --> 00:04:59,860 No way I'm buying a t-shirt now. 100 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:02,430 Look at my giant wig! 101 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:06,940 You still got it. 102 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:16,410 Here to drop the 4-1-1 on Molestia, I present Zecora, the whimsical rhyming zebra! 103 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:18,820 Gather kids and form a circle 104 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:20,720 and listen as I... 105 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,560 ...um... 106 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,260 ...circle... 107 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:29,920 ...circle... 108 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:31,870 ...uh... 109 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,220 Hey kids, who wants to follow me to the creepy statue? 110 00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:38,860 Oh, what? I never agreed to this many kids. 111 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,990 Our Princess Luna raises the moon 112 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:44,910 But does not know how to commune. 113 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,500 For conversing with this godlike mare 114 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:52,950 Is too awkward for anypony to bear. 115 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,740 On this special night, we all cosplay 116 00:05:56,930 --> 00:05:59,810 To mimick Luna's awkward ways. 117 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,820 Okay, kid, calm down, I'm not getting paid for you to run into statues. 118 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:07,890 Her favorite game is Kingdom Hearts 119 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:10,750 For which she's drawing much shipping fanart. 120 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,910 We dump our candy on the ground 121 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,860 To distract her from wandering into town. 122 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:20,050 For if she enters, she will try 123 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:23,300 To hug everypony that passes by! 124 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:26,370 But zebra lady... 125 00:06:26,910 --> 00:06:29,480 ...what if we just showed her a little kindness? 126 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:34,360 If we just opened our hearts, we can start to make the world a better place! 127 00:06:34,990 --> 00:06:37,700 A valid question, small British bloke. 128 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:40,120 So I'll just distract you with some... 129 00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:41,420 ...smoke. 130 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:44,390 If you're too friendly, and polite 131 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,000 She'll follow you around... 132 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:48,360 ...for the rest of your lives! 133 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:50,490 ♫ Gotta go fast ♫ 134 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:52,620 ♫ Gotta go fast ♫ 135 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:55,110 ♫ Gotta go faster, faster, faster faster faster! ♫ 136 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:57,080 She brought her OCs! 137 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:57,620 ♫ Moving at the speed of sound ♫ She brought her OCs! 138 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:59,100 ♫ Moving at the speed of sound ♫ 139 00:06:59,100 --> 00:06:59,480 ♫ Quickest hedgehog around ♫ 140 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,820 Run for your social lives! ♫ Quickest hedgehog around ♫ 141 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:01,490 ♫ Got ourselves a situation ♫ Run for your social lives! 142 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:02,930 ♫ Got ourselves a situation ♫ 143 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:04,730 ♫ Starting in a new location ♫ 144 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:08,260 ♫ Without any explanation ♫ 145 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:10,680 ♫ No time for relaxation! ♫ 146 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,680 ♫ Don't, don't, don't blink ♫ 147 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:15,930 Get into sleeping position! 148 00:07:15,930 --> 00:07:16,160 Don't let her see you! Get into sleeping position! 149 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:16,980 Don't let her see you! 150 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:17,250 Remember the drills. Don't let her see you! 151 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:17,680 Remember the drills. 152 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:17,930 Ooh, pretty colors! Remember the drills. 153 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:19,770 Ooh, pretty colors! 154 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,910 Oh, God, she's smiling! 155 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:33,450 NIGHTMARE CREATURES OF PONYVILLE! 156 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:39,470 She is here to socialize with ponies so that we can all be GOOD FRIENDS! 157 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,450 She is myself, the one you call Molestia. 158 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:47,130 Together we shall do friend activities such as... 159 00:07:47,490 --> 00:07:49,990 ...puzzles, and, hugging, and... 160 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,870 ...OTHER THINGS! 161 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:55,000 You know what that means! 162 00:07:55,230 --> 00:07:57,450 She's gonna show us her deviantART gallery! 163 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,730 Bluh? 164 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:07,500 No! My new collection of Danny Phantom art is sure to make you squee in delight! 165 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,060 Large-nosed pony. 166 00:08:09,370 --> 00:08:12,310 YOU must be the most popular pony in town. 167 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:14,250 Her hoof smells like cream cheese! 168 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:14,510 Why does she have an accent? Her hoof smells like cream cheese! 169 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:16,160 Why does she have an accent? 170 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:16,330 Why is she wearing a bib? Why does she have an accent? 171 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,850 Why is she wearing a bib? 172 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:21,120 Naptime already? 173 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:22,360 Don't make eye contact. 174 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:22,810 She always talks a little too loud! Don't make eye contact. 175 00:08:22,810 --> 00:08:24,300 She always talks a little too loud! 176 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:25,870 Luna storms off... 177 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,310 ...angrily! 178 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:30,870 Her lucious hair flowing softly in the evening breeze. 179 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,940 I'll be her best friend! 180 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:34,660 You can't do that! 181 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:36,230 I'M your best friend! 182 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,510 Don't touch me! 183 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:40,660 Magic law limits how many alicorns can exist at one time! 184 00:08:40,790 --> 00:08:44,390 If I want any powers of my own, I have to convince Luna to give me hers. 185 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:52,120 Oh, statue, you are my only friend. 186 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:53,330 Princess Molestia? 187 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:54,380 Hi! Watashi wa- 188 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:54,840 RuPony Kenshin. Hi! Watashi wa- 189 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:55,660 RuPony Kenshin. 190 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:57,500 Is plusgood cosplay. 191 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,920 I ship you with my OC. 192 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,010 Thank you! 193 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,990 Finally, someone appreciates the finer arts! 194 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,960 I... think I might know why everyone ignores you. 195 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,570 It's because you're- 196 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:13,050 Because I scary. 197 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:51,540 But how can I be more sexy? 198 00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:53,040 I'll teach you! 199 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:54,270 Oh! 200 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,830 And in return I will make you a princess. 201 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,360 That is a good deal. 202 00:10:00,890 --> 00:10:02,230 First, your voice! 203 00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:07,590 When Fluttershy isn't helping animals learn to read, she's tempting the devil with her dulcet tones! 204 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:09,010 And she's yellow! 205 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:12,610 If Pinkie can do it, then so can I! 206 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,750 Fluttershy, wake up, I'm here! 207 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,660 Oh, I'm sorry, but I've got a portal that really needs- 208 00:10:24,070 --> 00:10:25,000 Magic police! 209 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,130 She's so shy. 210 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:34,130 Twilight, stop! You can't interrupt the ceremony! 211 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:37,610 Fluttershy, there's no need to be so bashful! 212 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:38,740 Hi. 213 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:43,460 I was framed? 214 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:47,330 Princess Sparkle has told me thou voice brings many smiles. 215 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:51,170 You must teach me to use it, and we will bond! 216 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:51,800 Okay. 217 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,900 Shall we play Battleship? 218 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,490 Okay. 219 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:56,500 May I be the scorekeeper? 220 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,370 Okay. 221 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,620 You have fun? 222 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,050 Of course, gotta go! 223 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,570 Try copying her voice, Luna. 224 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,360 Oh... 225 00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:08,610 Like... this? 226 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,030 Now you're getting it! 227 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:12,570 And... how about now? 228 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,150 Yes! Well done. 229 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:17,780 Prepare yourself for a glomp! 230 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:22,910 For this kind act, you have earned yourself one thousand hugs starting now! 231 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:25,220 I helped! 232 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:26,700 I'm cool now! 233 00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:29,160 Oh, I mean... 234 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:31,740 ...I'm yellow, and shy. 235 00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:36,320 Come on Princess, I have more friends! 236 00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:37,470 ♫ 'Cause I was ♫ 237 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:40,120 ♫ Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll- ♫ 238 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:41,370 Startled! 239 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:42,650 Scared! 240 00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:43,120 They still don't like me... 241 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,700 Scared! They still don't like me... 242 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:44,380 They still don't like me... 243 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:44,650 Ducking. They still don't like me... 244 00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:44,710 Ducking. 245 00:11:44,710 --> 00:11:45,210 Somepony make my tears stop. Ducking. 246 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:47,470 Somepony make my tears stop. 247 00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:47,740 My friend [CHERRY]jack is the most universally adored character in the show! Somepony make my tears stop. 248 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:51,380 My friend [CHERRY]jack is the most universally adored character in the show! 249 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:52,700 She can fix you enough. 250 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:54,950 Woah. 251 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,630 Don't drown, Clementine! 252 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,370 I almost died! 253 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,150 Wah! Gravy! 254 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:02,870 Uhh, [KIWI]sack? 255 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:06,850 The Princess is looking for a little advice on how to increase her sex appeal. 256 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:08,820 Sex appeal? Really? 257 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,400 I mean, ah heh, my specialty! 258 00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:13,750 All ya gotta do is have a right swagger! 259 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:14,520 Take a shower! 260 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:15,450 Wear deodorant. 261 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:16,530 Breathe through your nose, 262 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,460 throw some spiders! 263 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,690 I feel like that stopped making sense. 264 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:24,550 This is just a snack table. 265 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:28,760 Try... to return the sp-spiders to their... homes! 266 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:28,910 Pretend it's a NeoPet! Try... to return the sp-spiders to their... homes! 267 00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:30,300 Pretend it's a NeoPet! 268 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,000 Huh? 269 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,140 Spider. 270 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,360 Luna enjoys this... 271 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:38,660 ...spider. 272 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:40,830 What other things may I throw? 273 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:43,970 Let's test the Spike-a-Pault! 274 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,260 Haha, I killed a pumpkin! 275 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:52,540 It's dead! 276 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,200 Why don't you try bobbin' for [PEACHES]? 277 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,690 We got the best [GRAPES] in Equestria, here, prairie dog! 278 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,480 Call me by my spirit... name... 279 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:02,010 Luna, my new friend! 280 00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:04,300 Hear me, villagers! 281 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,460 All you call me Luna! 282 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,340 I liked Molestia better. 283 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:08,010 I'm going to call her Princess. I liked Molestia better. 284 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:08,800 I'm going to call her Princess. 285 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,270 Look how high I can lift my feet! I'm going to call her Princess. 286 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:10,870 Look how high I can lift my feet! 287 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,740 Grown-ups! Have you seen Newt? 288 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,500 We're about to see a 3D movie-! 289 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,500 Princess Luna's eating him! 290 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:23,940 [BUY SOME [CANTALOUPE]] 291 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:25,750 [BUY SOME [PAPAYAS]] 292 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:25,860 [BUY SOME [STRAWBERRIES]] [BUY SOME [PAPAYAS]] 293 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:26,230 [BUY SOME [STRAWBERRIES]] 294 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:26,390 Help! I can't afford to lose any more body parts! [BUY SOME [STRAWBERRIES]] 295 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,030 [BUY SOME [MANGOS]] Help! I can't afford to lose any more body parts! [BUY SOME [STRAWBERRIES]] 296 00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:27,500 Help! I can't afford to lose any more body parts! [BUY SOME [MANGOS]] 297 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,520 Help! I can't afford to lose any more body parts! 298 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:29,790 It's not true! Help! I can't afford to lose any more body parts! 299 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:30,780 It's not true! 300 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:33,340 I was just licking his backside! 301 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:35,270 And now I'm mad! 302 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,120 Oh God, she tipped over the bowl! 303 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:39,780 The spiders are escaping! 304 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:43,470 Run for your lives! 305 00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:43,830 Make your fears stop! Run for your lives! 306 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,070 Make your fears stop! 307 00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:47,090 Why didn't we feed them!? 308 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,540 Stop running away you stupid trolls! 309 00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:51,960 This is just awful! 310 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,270 Not again! This is just awful! 311 00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:52,890 Not again! 312 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:54,040 I don't think I like this! 313 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:54,890 Why have I seen these creatures in my nightmares!? I don't think I like this! 314 00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:57,510 Why have I seen these creatures in my nightmares!? 315 00:13:57,530 --> 00:13:59,530 Now's my chance to wreck stuff! 316 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:04,110 NOO!! 317 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:08,660 Well, corn. 318 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,510 Luna's goin' back to space camp! 319 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,700 Without someone to gawk at, now our own faults are exposed! 320 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,350 Especially the children. 321 00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:19,130 I just wanted to feel validated! 322 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,120 Ew, look at her dress. 323 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,390 I know, right? 324 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,230 Let's have a dance party! 325 00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:25,420 A dance party? 326 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:28,090 Whenever I feel depressed, I just... 327 00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:29,400 ...dance party! 328 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,410 ♫ ...was Jekyll Jekyll Hyde ♫ 329 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,230 ♫ Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll ♫ 330 00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:36,090 ♫ Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde ♫ 331 00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:37,160 ♫ Jekyll Jekyll Hyde ♫ 332 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,940 ♫ Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll ♫ 333 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,990 ♫ Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde ♫ 334 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:42,900 Well, cob. 335 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,500 The dance party's over! 336 00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:47,690 Without somethin' to groove to, we have to think about life and stuff! 337 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:49,480 Especially the children! 338 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:53,590 I just wanted to boogie down! 339 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,330 In that dress? I don't think so. 340 00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:57,990 We have to get Luna back! 341 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,620 But she ran away! 342 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:03,750 And until she remembers she can fly, I can still hunt her down! 343 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,690 Princess Luna? 344 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,290 I thought you would have already left for space camp! 345 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:10,880 This isn't space camp? 346 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,910 Nevermind, I made some ideas with my brain! 347 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,000 Golly. Who knew that a holiday called Molest Fest... 348 00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:21,370 ...could turn out so rotten. 349 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,440 Hey there, kiddo, don't be sad 350 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,290 This night didn't turn out so... s-sad. 351 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,630 Just listen to what I've... sa-ai-ad. 352 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,600 And then you you won't feel so sad! 353 00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:34,660 Yes. 354 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,270 We can still laugh at how uncomfortable the statue makes us feel! 355 00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:42,240 I MAY-OR may not laugh at Spike's weight problem, too! 356 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,530 Oooh! 357 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,220 I carry my skulls around just like everyone else. 358 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,250 Come on, kids! To the creepy statue! 359 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:56,640 Now if you take too much candy, the candy police will come and whip you with their licorice rope. 360 00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,980 Goodbye, bags of candy... 361 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:01,540 ...forever. 362 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:08,530 I do not see how these scary teeth will make me MORE sexy. 363 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:09,840 Because... 364 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,750 ...vampire! 365 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,700 Did I... win the costume contest? 366 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,890 Um, Princess Luna... 367 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:25,090 ...I know you have very low self esteem, but whenever you're around, you make us feel better about our own situations in life! 368 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,760 Especially the children! 369 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,860 Child! Art thou saying that thou... 370 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,150 ...likest me to scare you? 371 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:33,250 You're really fun! 372 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:35,120 Awkward, but fun! 373 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,030 Nerdy, but fun! 374 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,950 Silly, but fun! 375 00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:40,750 Purple, but fun! 376 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,740 Secret... 377 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,410 ...but fun! 378 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,360 Not fun, but fun! 379 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:47,900 Fun, fun! Fun, fun! 380 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:48,520 Bluh! 381 00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:49,590 Blugh!? 382 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:53,130 Yeah! Laughing at you makes me forget I'm a cyclops! 383 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,610 It worked! 384 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,580 I have pleased your eye and... 385 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,630 ...BROUGHT SEXY BACK! 386 00:16:58,630 --> 00:16:58,850 Woah! ...BROUGHT SEXY BACK! 387 00:16:58,850 --> 00:16:59,590 Woah! 388 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,090 You're the best role model ever! 389 00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,350 Good news, guys! 390 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,720 We're not friends, Pip! 391 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,770 Stop following us! 392 00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:09,560 Now, you have to turn me into a princess! 393 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,550 It shall be done! 394 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:14,400 I'm the Princess of the- 395 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:16,570 I... mean... 396 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,760 ...YOU'RE the Princess of the Night. 397 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,000 Dear Princess Celestia, 398 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,060 Today I learned how to tell ghouls from phantoms. 399 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:30,810 Ghouls dwell in a different plane of existence, and leave behind a trail of spooky ectoplasm! 400 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:36,750 Phantoms can move physical objects, and must bear the heavy chains of their sin until judgement day. 401 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:42,550 I am also happy to report that I am well on my way to becoming a princess alongside you on the throne... 402 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:46,280 ...where it will be even easier for you to receive my letters! 403 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:53,100 So, despite a minor kerfuffle, I'd have to say that this was the most touching Molest Fest yet. 404 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,410 Best of all, nothing scary happened! 405 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,520 It's good to laugh! 406 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,500 Phew! I can't believe I fit into that chicken suit! 407 00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:02,410 Hello!? 408 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,950 Is someone here in my house!? 409 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,910 Mom!? Dad!? 410 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,730 If it's you, please say something!