1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,800 Ahh, another uneventful scouting mission. 2 00:00:06,950 --> 00:00:09,990 I must say, I'm exhausted. 3 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:13,250 I can't wait to roll into my cot... 4 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:18,210 Ahh, I think they're having... a barbecue... 5 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:19,780 What!? 6 00:00:19,850 --> 00:00:20,940 Sound the alarms! 7 00:00:20,940 --> 00:00:22,420 The camp is on fire! 8 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:23,850 They're all burning! 9 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:26,260 { Help! Assistance is required! } 10 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:28,640 { I believe there is something wrong with me! } 11 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,770 Good morning, children! 12 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:42,820 Parents!? How are you alive!? 13 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:46,640 You both died in that chariot crash while on vacation six years ago. 14 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:50,710 Well, if there's anything Sweetie Belle here has taught us, it's not to question things. 15 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:54,170 Well... makes sense to me. 16 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,930 I hope you like spending time with your biological sister... 17 00:00:56,930 --> 00:01:01,560 ...because we're dumping her on you so we can vacation all week and watch the solar eclipse. 18 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:02,570 The eclipse? 19 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:03,630 Is that this week!? 20 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:05,960 As in, Smooze will return and the end is nigh? 21 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:09,620 Ugh, that's NOT Smooze. 22 00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:10,500 He's bigger. 23 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:13,430 { The fun levels will be at maximum efficiency. } 24 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:17,590 { I shall acquire my yo-yo, hammer, and other objects of FUN! } 25 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:22,750 So, when you say seven days, do you mean one whole week? 26 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,420 And four weeks in a month! 27 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:26,450 I'm so glad you took those classes. 28 00:01:26,450 --> 00:01:28,070 These are my spare mustaches. 29 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:31,670 But I have so many preparations to make for the resurrection an- 30 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:37,200 Oh well, I guess "play hammer toss with your sister" will just have to be added to the ritual. 31 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,060 { Look Rarity, I found more baggage. } 32 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:43,750 Vroom vroom! 33 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:48,010 Well, I certainly hope they have a fun vacation. 34 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:50,980 { Rarity, have I ever told you that I love you? } 35 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:55,340 Let's see, first I have to see my therapist about my posttraumatic dress disorder... 36 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:57,200 ...then I have an acting workshop... 37 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:57,840 { I love you! } 38 00:01:58,180 --> 00:02:00,730 Oh, uhh, of course, I love you too. 39 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,480 Then I have to meet Fluttershy and prepare for the end of days... 40 00:02:03,710 --> 00:02:05,150 { Rarity... } 41 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:06,930 { I love you so much! } 42 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:09,060 O...kay... 43 00:02:09,110 --> 00:02:11,020 Why don't... you... 44 00:02:11,180 --> 00:02:11,680 Ah! 45 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,190 Go out into the woods miles away from me and plant this tiny tree? 46 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:17,310 { Because life is worth protecting? } 47 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,520 { When I'm feelin' broken down } 48 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:22,660 { She has always got my back } 49 00:02:25,590 --> 00:02:27,210 { ...Something giant hat } 50 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:32,160 { Yes, I love my sister, Rarity. } 51 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,120 There you are! 52 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:37,060 See, I told you, my compass always points to Sweetie Belle! 53 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:38,810 What are you doing alone in the woods? 54 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:43,300 { Oh, I was just planting this tiny tree, and pondering the fragility of life. } 55 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,430 Cool! Cool! 56 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,560 Teach us? 57 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:49,060 { Well, we're not supposed to think about death, but... } 58 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:49,680 { Okay! } 59 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:53,550 This hat is MARVELOUS! 60 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,240 Oh, Sweetie Belle, you're back. 61 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:57,460 Put this in the faboratory, won't you? 62 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,930 { Of course, I love you so much! } 63 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:01,930 { Scanning... } 64 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:03,220 { Scanning... } 65 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,720 { Fabulous item located. } 66 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:12,180 Ugh, who put out this tacky clothesline? 67 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:12,470 { I am displaying all of your fashion items. } Ugh, who put out this tacky clothesline? 68 00:03:12,470 --> 00:03:14,250 { I am displaying all of your fashion items. } 69 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:15,020 { Hooray! } 70 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,060 You're... 71 00:03:16,090 --> 00:03:20,060 ...displaying my magical, one-of-a-kind, amazing, Technicolor, self-hugging sweater!? 72 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,380 The world isn't ready to know of its power! 73 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:22,750 { Did I make a mistake? } The world isn't ready to know of its power! 74 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:23,190 { Did I make a mistake? } 75 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:23,470 And it's a one-time only use! { Did I make a mistake? } 76 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,190 And it's a one-time only use! 77 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:27,490 PLEASE don't tell me you activated it. 78 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:28,940 Great. 79 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,870 Now who shall hug me? 80 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:33,400 { Sweetie Belle! } 81 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,680 I think it's about time you took a bath. 82 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:36,780 Now! 83 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:37,400 { Ugh... } 84 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,090 { But the water makes me feel funny! } 85 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:52,910 Make me a drawing, okay? 86 00:03:56,180 --> 00:03:56,900 { Scanning... } 87 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:58,810 { Arts and crafts located! } 88 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:00,910 { Drawing... } 89 00:04:01,810 --> 00:04:02,520 { Drawing... } 90 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:03,770 { Hmm... } 91 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,930 { Insufficient beauty! } 92 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,190 { I have arranged objects in an aesthetically pleasing manner. } 93 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:17,410 Did you use the dead raccoon I was keeping in this chest? 94 00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:17,800 { Um, well, yes, but I know you have more in your work room! } Did you use the dead raccoon I was keeping in this chest? 95 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,930 { Um, well, yes, but I know you have more in your work room! } 96 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:21,320 But this carcass was the final component of my shrine! { Um, well, yes, but I know you have more in your work room! } 97 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,300 But this carcass was the final component of my shrine! 98 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,110 Do you KNOW how long it took the tenderize this!? 99 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:28,310 { Oops. } 100 00:04:28,470 --> 00:04:29,950 { An error has occurred. } 101 00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:30,170 Sweetie Belle... { An error has occurred. } 102 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,390 Sweetie Belle... 103 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,930 You really need to be more self-aware of your surroundings. 104 00:04:35,180 --> 00:04:36,930 { This reminds me of a song I wrote! } 105 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,700 { Just Because You Feel Upset, Does Not Mean You Have to Yell. } 106 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:42,140 Stop that at once! 107 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,180 { Error... } 108 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,500 You know how I hate jumping. 109 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:46,350 { I love you. } 110 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:47,410 { I love you } 111 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:49,600 { I love you love you love you } 112 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,350 You know, little sister, you are beginning to sound like a broken record. love you 113 00:04:52,350 --> 00:04:54,580 You know, little sister, you are beginning to sound like a broken record. 114 00:04:54,800 --> 00:05:00,040 Now, why don't you go sing one of your silly songs and let me plot the apocalypse in peace? 115 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:03,520 { My primary function is failure... } 116 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:09,000 Oh, hello, and welcome to the Conversion Spa. 117 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:12,110 This is your cult leader, Fluttershy, speaking. 118 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:13,450 Praise Smooze! 119 00:05:13,810 --> 00:05:14,930 And, um... 120 00:05:15,490 --> 00:05:17,880 ...remember to leave some money in the donation tray. 121 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,380 Um, if that's okay with you. 122 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:23,120 Cult Leader Fluttershy! 123 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,870 I hate being late to our weekly Elmer's bath. 124 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:26,770 The usual! 125 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:31,870 I've almost finished the preparations for his return. 126 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:33,670 But what about the raccoon? 127 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:35,380 Oh, don't worry about that. 128 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,700 On my way here, I found a dead one lying in the middle of the street... 129 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:42,790 ...and I stashed it in my hat so that the gypsy couldn't use it for her portal! 130 00:05:43,190 --> 00:05:44,660 Pinkie has a portal? 131 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:48,360 I simply can't get enough of this Smooze Goo! 132 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:52,220 When I don't get my weekly fix, I start to get anxious and shaky. 133 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,930 I can see it now... 134 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:57,910 When he returns, the world will be consumed by his ooze! 135 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,690 What were you saying about the portal? 136 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:04,470 Ooh, this is just like the real earthquake that'll bring about the Smoozenami. 137 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:06,060 You've studied well. 138 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:07,600 Now tell me about the portal. 139 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,250 You know, since the world is ending, I really think I should do more for the cult. 140 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:16,560 So then I thought, rather than 20%, I should donate... 141 00:06:16,850 --> 00:06:17,930 All my money! 142 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:18,180 Oh, no, I couldn't... All my money! 143 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:20,670 Oh, no, I couldn't... 144 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:23,360 No, I feel it is my obligation. 145 00:06:23,430 --> 00:06:25,560 You've done so much for me! 146 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,070 But what about your sister? 147 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:27,190 Please? But what about your sister? 148 00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:27,570 Please? 149 00:06:27,570 --> 00:06:27,910 Isn't that her college fund? Please? 150 00:06:27,910 --> 00:06:29,040 Isn't that her college fund? 151 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:29,250 Please? Isn't that her college fund? 152 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:29,380 Please? 153 00:06:29,380 --> 00:06:29,490 Well, I'd hate to be a bother, but if it means that much to you, of course I'll take your money. Please? 154 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:34,930 Well, I'd hate to be a bother, but if it means that much to you, of course I'll take your money. 155 00:06:34,930 --> 00:06:37,000 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! 156 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,520 I promise you will not regret this decision. 157 00:06:41,190 --> 00:06:45,270 Now, if we miss the eclipse tomorrow, we'll have to wait another year. 158 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:49,670 Don't worry, the one good thing about being in a war is that I can never forget! 159 00:06:50,070 --> 00:06:52,480 Wait... did I feed Sweetie Belle this morning? 160 00:06:58,420 --> 00:06:59,860 How-dy, Sweetie Belle! 161 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,310 Wanna eat paper with me? 162 00:07:01,690 --> 00:07:03,810 { That dress looks FABULOUS! } 163 00:07:04,930 --> 00:07:05,500 It does? 164 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:09,510 { I just wish there was a way to make Rarity see that we are both flesh and blood! } 165 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,850 The Sentient Social! 166 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:14,180 Applejack and I host it every year! 167 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:16,750 It's a great way to get free labor on the farm. 168 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:32,160 { Yes! } 169 00:07:32,350 --> 00:07:34,490 { Rarity loves to jump up and down! } 170 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,690 { The chances of success are 100%! } 171 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:43,430 That is literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard you say, you worthless pile of trash. 172 00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:48,360 Why would I spend an afternoon with a bunch of war criminals and their... 173 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:49,680 ...war... 174 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:50,720 ...crimes? 175 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:52,640 { Why not? } 176 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:54,660 { Could it be because you are a robot? } 177 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,540 Don't joke about that! 178 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,810 The robot police are always listening. 179 00:07:58,910 --> 00:08:01,860 { And if you have nothing to fear, then why won't you join me? } 180 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,640 A sisters contest? 181 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:04,790 With YOU? 182 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,930 If I wanted to be a loser, I would just join Twilight's softball team. 183 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:17,180 { I have... so much... strength inside of me that you don't even know what I could do! } 184 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:21,440 { If the world isn't going to love me, then I'll teach it to fear me instead! } 185 00:08:21,630 --> 00:08:24,040 Oh no, I'm so scared! 186 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:25,930 What would you know about strength? 187 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,640 You can't even walk down the stairs without tumbling forward like a Slinky! 188 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:33,000 { Well at least I don't spend every Veteran's Day sobbing on the floor! } 189 00:08:33,050 --> 00:08:35,170 { I bet you don't even have a war face! } 190 00:08:36,740 --> 00:08:38,340 { See!? Mine's better! } 191 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,510 { I'm leaving! } 192 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:47,510 War criminal? 193 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:50,980 Well ain't that just the butter callin' the corn cob yeller! 194 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:51,780 Rawr! 195 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:52,670 Did I scare ya? 196 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,350 Wait, what war crime? 197 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:59,100 { It's not just your family, she thinks my hair is a war crime! } 198 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:02,250 Honey, Rarity thinks EVERYTHING'S a war crime. 199 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:04,950 What war crimes!? 200 00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:08,170 The kind where Apple Bloom shuts her mouth and does as she's told. 201 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:13,530 Sweetie Butter, just do your best to put up with Rarity until she dies! 202 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:14,960 Sisters always do. 203 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,750 { But I'm always screwing things up! } 204 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:22,130 Apple Bloom screws things up all the time, and I just hide my disappointment. What's the worst you coulda done? 205 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:24,370 { Incoming mortar! } 206 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:27,110 { And she just kept screaming all day! } 207 00:09:27,490 --> 00:09:27,950 { Like... } 208 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:29,210 { What's up with that? } 209 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:31,270 Don't you worry your ugly little head! 210 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:32,870 'Cuz it's time for... 211 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:34,280 Farm labor! 212 00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:37,830 Apple Bloom, the grapes are different than our kind! 213 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:39,140 You know what that means. 214 00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:41,370 Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! 215 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:45,790 { You're making unstylish jelly!? } 216 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:50,270 { Aren't you afraid the fashion police will come and beat you with their fabulous batons!? } 217 00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:51,520 Nah, we can take 'em! 218 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:54,640 I remember... 219 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,040 { Applejack, stop! The war was ten years ago!! You don't need to have a breakdown! } I remember... 220 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:58,570 { Applejack, stop! The war was ten years ago!! You don't need to have a breakdown! } 221 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:02,110 I oughta burn your whole village, you little muckraker! 222 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,280 Apple Bloom, don't let that sheep share the spotlight! 223 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,550 Get outta my way, sheep! 224 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:17,380 { Why have I seen these creatures in my dreams? } 225 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:18,340 Gravy! 226 00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:20,860 Now that's how you stop a prison break! 227 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:22,500 I've been falsely accused! 228 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,120 Nya! 229 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,670 { I wish my house had a fence... } 230 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,280 Drat. A few dragon scales short. 231 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:33,760 If only we could kill Fluttershy's father again and get more. 232 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:39,010 Maybe if I just use the raccoon corpse instead, nopony will notice... 233 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,880 Oh, sister, my sister! 234 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:53,360 I never appreciated you, and now you're gone! 235 00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:57,460 And, scene! 236 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:02,320 After I wow the director with this monologue, I shall reclaim my sister! 237 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:03,500 For Smooze! 238 00:11:05,470 --> 00:11:09,420 Sometimes I just stare into the flames and think about how small we all are... 239 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,110 Sweetie Belle! 240 00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:13,870 I've been rainbow dashing all over looking for you- 241 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:14,120 { Harumph! } I've been rainbow dashing all over looking for you- 242 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:14,760 { Harumph! } 243 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,420 { You do not fool me, Rari...bot! } 244 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:20,250 { As a robot, you are merely programmed to say that! } 245 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:24,520 Now Sweetie Belle, if I were a robot, could I do this? 246 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,320 { Then how do you explain those acting classes? } 247 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:32,660 { You clearly have difficulties expressing real emotions. } 248 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:36,670 Ha ha ha, you're sounding more and more like my therapist each day. 249 00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:37,160 { REJECT. } Ha ha ha, you're sounding more and more like my therapist each day. 250 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:37,200 Ha ha ha, you're sounding more and more like my therapist each day. 251 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:41,280 { I am uninstalling you from my heart drive and reinstalling Applejack. } 252 00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,390 [BUY SOME APPLES] 253 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:43,360 [BUY SOME APPLES] 254 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,000 [BUY SOME APPLES] [BUY SOME APPLES] 255 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:44,420 [BUY SOME APPLES] 256 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:47,950 {{ APPLEJACK'S MY NEW SISTER, AND SHE LOVES ME NO MATTER WHAT. }} 257 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:49,360 Hold on there, wagon wheel. 258 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:50,990 Don't put words in my mouth. 259 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:56,620 { Your lack of bloodlust on the battlefield is proof positive that you are a soulless automaton! } 260 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,530 I've got soul, but I am not a soldier! 261 00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:02,530 Listen, I'll show you how to catch a hammer with your teeth! 262 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:04,850 Or the proper way to pose for headshots. 263 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,510 Wouldn't that be fun? 264 00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:08,950 { Look how fast I can run away! } 265 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,630 Can I go play on the tractor? 266 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,050 Oh, can I play on the tractor too? 267 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:16,960 I'm having a bad day. 268 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:20,530 Apparently, there are several roles I don't get to play. 269 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:25,990 Oh Rarity, there ain't no instruction manual for being a good sister. 270 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:29,750 It's somethin' all sentient creatures feel, deep in their souls! 271 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,720 Bein' sisters is like... 272 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,250 A rattlesnake! 273 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:38,360 You can have the head of a rattlesnake, with its sharp teeth and curious tongue... 274 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,470 ...or the tail of a rattlesnake, with its mesmerizin' rattle! 275 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:45,000 But only together, do you have a whole rattlesnake! 276 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:51,590 And apart, all we are is just a... screaming mess, and a hollow object! 277 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,720 I have to go to the social! 278 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:57,120 But, what if I miss the resurrection..? 279 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:02,600 Ah, the day of the social. 280 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,260 The anniversary of Granny Smith's death. 281 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:07,950 { Life is such a fleeting, yet precious thing. } 282 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:11,290 Eh? Where am I? What's going on? 283 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,110 { One lives one's death, one dies one's life. } 284 00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:17,480 Look, it's the pig farm! 285 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,510 This is where we harvest the blood to drop on ponies. 286 00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:23,460 { Why is it funny to laugh at someone else's misery? } 287 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,830 { Oh look, our characters are so malevolent and heartless! } 288 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:29,650 { Maybe next we'll hear a new cheap catchphrase! } 289 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,750 Moonshine gravy! 290 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:34,770 { I hope you achieve maximum levels of fun. } 291 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,260 { Initiating cry sequence... } 292 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:39,000 { Gasp! } 293 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,250 Applejack and I dec... 294 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:42,620 ...ided that I could do the race with ya, and we're only... 295 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:43,900 ...going to charge ya twenty... 296 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,030 ...hundred dollars! 297 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,630 { Success!! } 298 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:32,100 Why don't you cross the Sentient Scanner? 299 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,590 It's only a few more feet! 300 00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:36,670 { It no longer matters to me whether my sister is a robot... } 301 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,970 { ...because she is my real sister all the same! } 302 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,970 { Set phasers to hug! } 303 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:41,700 { Wha? } 304 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:46,580 { What? } 305 00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:53,900 { So... you're the best sister ever and a shapeshifter!? } 306 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,780 No, it's Rarity. 307 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:59,790 But during the race, I was wearing my magical Applejack contact lenses. 308 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,790 They changed everything but her eyes! 309 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:03,980 { You all... deceived me? } 310 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:04,910 Mm-hmm! 311 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:07,290 { Initiate happy cry sequence! } 312 00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:10,120 Cry? That's not a war face! 313 00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:11,700 { I love you! } 314 00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:15,390 You see? We ARE a rattlesnake! 315 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:21,250 We may have missed the eclipse, but I felt it was imperative that I save your soul! 316 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,130 Together, we can start planning for next year. 317 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,030 Yeah! { Yes! } 318 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,020 { But where? } 319 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,100 The spa, of course! 320 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:39,270 For whatever reason, Celestia wants us to send letters, now, so what did we learn? 321 00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:43,020 It's a good thing that earlier I swallowed that micro-tape from Twilight. 322 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,000 TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Dear Princess Celestia, 323 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,230 Today, in a separate adventure, the Brohoof Bash... 324 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:52,050 ...I learned the importance of loving your brother! 325 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,090 Even if you don't always get along. 326 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,870 Your faithful student, 327 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:57,300 Twilight Sparkle. 328 00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:58,650 SPIKE: Hello... 329 00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:00,260 Is this thing on? 330 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,570 Okay. 331 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,850 My name's Spike the Dragon... 332 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,940 ...and this is my audition for the Hearth's Warming Eve pageant! 333 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:08,910 Here we go. 334 00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,080 Look at me 335 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,590 I will never pass 336 00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:15,910 For a perfect bride 337 00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:18,720 Or a perfect daughter! 338 00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:20,310 Can it be 339 00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:24,660 I'm not meant to play this part! 340 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,660 Who is 341 00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:29,310 That girl I see 342 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,330 Staring straight 343 00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,330 Back at me? 344 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:37,560 When will my reflection show 345 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,320 Who I am insi- 346 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:43,400 Oh, please don't tell Twilight! 347 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,490 She said I was forbidden to dream! 348 00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:46,780 But it'll all be okay... 349 00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:49,850 ...because we're friends and I can trust you guys with my secret, right?