1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,260 Phallic symbol, phallic symbol... 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:07,000 Phallic symbol, phallic symbol... 3 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:10,530 Okay children, that's enough of the national anthem for today. 4 00:00:10,530 --> 00:00:10,970 Phallic symbol, phallic symbol... Okay children, that's enough of the national anthem for today. 5 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,310 Phallic symbol, phallic symbol... 6 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:13,000 Thank you. 7 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:15,170 Today, we are going to be talking about... 8 00:00:15,530 --> 00:00:16,300 Robots! 9 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:17,940 Not again... 10 00:00:18,010 --> 00:00:23,120 Robots are everywhere in the world around us, living obliviously as ponies, like you or me. 11 00:00:23,210 --> 00:00:26,920 You see, a robot doesn't actually know it's a robot. 12 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:30,050 It's programmed to act and respond the same way we do. 13 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,720 If it EVER learned the truth about itself... 14 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:36,770 ...it would probably go into a violent, existential rampage through the town! 15 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,270 That's why, if you ever discover one of your friends is a robot... 16 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,340 ...you must report them immediately so that they can be destroyed! 17 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:51,070 I know I taught you to laugh in the face of death, but robots are actually a serious problem. 18 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,820 Why, any ONE of you could have the gears and wires of a robot... 19 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:57,850 ...whirring away beneath your synthetic pony flesh! 20 00:00:57,950 --> 00:01:01,990 Now, can anypony tell me the difference between a robot and a cyborg? 21 00:01:02,150 --> 00:01:03,090 Oh, oh, oh! 22 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:05,320 Robots don't have souls! 23 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:06,790 That's right! 24 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,200 ...you... 25 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:12,370 An injured robot might bleed as though it is in pain... 26 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:14,340 ...but only as part of its programming. 27 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:19,370 In truth, robots can't feel things like pain, sadness, or love. 28 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,840 Now, let's say, for example your husband slowly grows colder and more distant as time passes... 29 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:22,730 Psssst! Now, let's say, for example your husband slowly grows colder and more distant as time passes... 30 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:24,950 Now, let's say, for example your husband slowly grows colder and more distant as time passes... 31 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:25,510 Psssssst!! Now, let's say, for example your husband slowly grows colder and more distant as time passes... 32 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:26,010 Psssssst!! 33 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,620 ...he doesn't make good conversation, or say he loves you anymore, or support your decision to go back to school and become a teacher... 34 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:30,390 Pssssssssssst!! ...he doesn't make good conversation, or say he loves you anymore, or support your decision to go back to school and become a teacher... 35 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:30,710 Stop! Pssssssssssst!! ...he doesn't make good conversation, or say he loves you anymore, or support your decision to go back to school and become a teacher... 36 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:31,010 ...he doesn't make good conversation, or say he loves you anymore, or support your decision to go back to school and become a teacher... Stop! 37 00:01:31,010 --> 00:01:32,040 ...he doesn't make good conversation, or say he loves you anymore, or support your decision to go back to school and become a teacher... 38 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,120 Pass the note! ...he doesn't make good conversation, or say he loves you anymore, or support your decision to go back to school and become a teacher... 39 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:33,260 Pass the note! 40 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:33,760 ...it's not YOUR fault. Chances are, you married a robot! 41 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,560 That's very important, I need that. ...it's not YOUR fault. Chances are, you married a robot! 42 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,530 ...it's not YOUR fault. Chances are, you married a robot! 43 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:37,680 Girl with the bow! 44 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,950 Are you eating paper again? 45 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,590 Uh, I, umm... 46 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:45,790 If you can't afford a sack lunch, then at least try to suffer with dignity. 47 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:47,170 Numbers!? 48 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:49,870 Those are strictly forbidden in Ponyville! 49 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,760 Maybe she's a robot! 50 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:14,060 When you visit my house later, make sure you knock on the door seven times... 51 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:15,460 ...or we'll assume it's the police. 52 00:02:15,590 --> 00:02:18,620 Can you believe that some kids don't even have their cutie marks yet? 53 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:21,930 We all learned our talents last week in that explosion. 54 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,610 Your talent is wiggling... 55 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,370 ...my talent is exposition... 56 00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:27,430 ...both of our talents have to do with plot! 57 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:30,470 I guess that's why WE'RE the main characters. 58 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:35,180 Don't worry blankflanks, you're still totally invited to my Mark Mitzvah this weekend. 59 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,880 It's going to be amazing. 60 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:38,910 We're going to have so many snacks there... 61 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:42,780 ...that the Grand Galloping Gala is going to look like the Donner Party. 62 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:44,780 It's gonna be like snack city. 63 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:48,190 The entire school is going to be attending, so if you two don't show up... 64 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,620 ...then the other seven of us are going to mock you endlessly. 65 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,370 We're like sharks right now. 66 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:59,710 As long as my mom doesn't get drunk and start singing Smash Mouth again, this is going to be my best Mark Mitzvah yet. 67 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:00,930 Like that'll happen. 68 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:02,680 See you at the party... 69 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,050 Okay, one, two, three... 70 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,970 Stupid-heads!! 71 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:08,650 Nailed it! 72 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,250 It's not fair, it's just not fair! 73 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:14,460 For the last time, I ain't switchin' religions just so you can have a Mark Mitzvah like the popular kids! It's not fair, it's just not fair! 74 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:18,780 For the last time, I ain't switchin' religions just so you can have a Mark Mitzvah like the popular kids! 75 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,650 Well, I suppose it won't matter if I never even GET my cutie mark! 76 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:23,690 Don't you worry. 77 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:28,690 In no time at all, you'll get your apple mark, and then you can start workin' the apple farm until the day you die... 78 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,310 ...just like everypony in our family has since the dawn of time! 79 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:35,580 But my special talent might not even have to DO with apples! 80 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:39,470 Don't be silly. We didn't name you Apple Bloom so you could grow up to be the President. 81 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:41,020 Be the President? 82 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,810 Be the President! 83 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:44,280 Be the President!! 84 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,960 Now, see here, Apple Bloom, we're gonna nip this President thing in the bud. 85 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:53,360 This hypnotic apple's made me forget all about my aspirations! 86 00:03:53,590 --> 00:03:57,030 The key to being a good apple salesman is to always stay focused. 87 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:59,840 Hey Applejack, look how fast I can spin! 88 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:06,580 I know you're taking spin classes, but the spinning cutie mark was already taken by our local Beyblade champion. 89 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:08,280 Now go and sell some apples. 90 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:09,110 Buy some apples! 91 00:04:09,210 --> 00:04:10,150 Buy some apples! 92 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,050 Buy some apples! 93 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,050 Buy some apples! 94 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:12,080 I'm American. Buy some apples! 95 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:12,750 I'm American. 96 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,780 Buy some apples. 97 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:15,680 You have to yell louder! 98 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:17,720 Gimme your money! 99 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:19,920 I didn't put those in my bag. 100 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:21,060 That's a good start. 101 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:23,880 I think I just earned myself a victory twirl! 102 00:04:23,990 --> 00:04:25,120 She's gettin' away! 103 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,230 You have to get- 104 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,860 Around and around and around I go! 105 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,470 Too fast? 106 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:34,930 I'm sorry little sis, but aprons are for winners! 107 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:38,630 What!? But you just sold that to me for like ten bucks! 108 00:04:39,170 --> 00:04:40,330 Leave. Now. 109 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:48,750 Oh, were you followed? 110 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,620 I don't think so. 111 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,950 Well, since the whole reason we're friends is that we don't have cutie marks... 112 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,380 ...I was thinkin' we could hang out! 113 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:57,450 It might make me feel better about myself. 114 00:04:59,230 --> 00:04:59,890 [BUY SOME APPLES] 115 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:00,300 I always liked sparring with giant candy swords... [BUY SOME APPLES] 116 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,430 I always liked sparring with giant candy swords... 117 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:05,890 ...but it took me a while to realize it was my super special talent. 118 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:07,000 Horray... 119 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:12,200 But, this doesn't change our friendship so much that you need to replace me with two other ponies. 120 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,180 I'll see you at the party, right? 121 00:05:14,370 --> 00:05:16,180 What an interesting plot, Twist! 122 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:20,250 Anyway, you better come to the party, because we're gonna be bobbing for Apple Blooms... 123 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,480 ...and playing pin the tail on the Apple Bloom... 124 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,490 ...and have an Apple Bloom piñata... 125 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:26,350 ...the whole thing is riding on you. 126 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:31,020 And stop making that face. Only Diamond Tiara can make that look good. 127 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:35,500 Woah! 128 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,300 Applejack, how did you get so little? 129 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,300 Rainbow Dash, I need your help! 130 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,100 Hold on, let me get closer. 131 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:50,770 Diamond Tiara says that I need a cutie mark to be plot relevant, but everyone keeps tellin' me my cutie mark's gonna be apple-related, but I don't even wanna work with apples when I grow up because I wanna be President! 132 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:52,870 Apple Bloom? 133 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:54,350 Where did you come from? 134 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:55,480 Where's Applejack? 135 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,790 Wow, you really are blind. 136 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,120 But at least you have a cutie mark. 137 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:01,060 Cutie mark? 138 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,520 I can get you a rainbow mark in a dash! 139 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,320 But, Applejack says that- 140 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,060 Hey, who're you gonna listen to? 141 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,820 Someone who does this all day... 142 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:09,870 ...or your sister? 143 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,100 The answer's me! 144 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,130 I always liked rainbows and all, but I was dashing nowhere in a dash. 145 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:19,470 It wasn't until my very first dash that I rainbowed a rainbow need to dash! 146 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:24,050 And rainbow! Dash rainbow dash rain dash rainbow rain dash dash! 147 00:06:24,310 --> 00:06:24,910 Follow me! 148 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:32,080 And then he held up this picture of a bunch of dots, and he said, "What number is this?" 149 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:35,010 And I said, "There's no number! Those are just dots!" 150 00:06:35,450 --> 00:06:36,420 What an idiot! 151 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,080 All your life, people are gonna be workin' against you. 152 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,120 Your eye doctor might tell you that you need big stupid glasses... 153 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,060 ...or that you'll never join the Wonderballs because of your astigmatism. 154 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,800 But you never listen! 155 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:47,630 Never listen! 156 00:06:47,690 --> 00:06:49,540 Now let's get that cutie mark! 157 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:53,430 Well, we tried rainbows and dashing, so I'm basically out of ideas. 158 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,430 This huge box is a way better friend than Apple Bloom. 159 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:56,440 I know. It'll be even better when we add the smiley face. This huge box is a way better friend than Apple Bloom. 160 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,850 I know. It'll be even better when we add the smiley face. 161 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:01,350 Mr. Boxter's amazing. 162 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:05,290 I would go as far to say... that he's my best friend. 163 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:09,160 Um, you mean your SECOND best friend, right, am- right, Diamond Tiara? 164 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:09,720 Applejack, how did you get so little? Um, you mean your SECOND best friend, right, am- right, Diamond Tiara? 165 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,020 Applejack, how did you get so little? 166 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,160 I'm ruined, ruined! 167 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:15,750 I've been replaced by a box with a face! 168 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:18,120 You could be assistant chef! 169 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,300 Career woman? 170 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:20,430 Where did everyone go? 171 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:23,370 See you Rainbow Dash, I'm off to make somethin' of myself! 172 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,040 Okay, should I balance your checkbook, or take the inventory? 173 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:28,980 I'm ready to get corporate! 174 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:30,440 Get out of my way, oven! 175 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,510 You see Apple Bloom, I've always been accused of witchcraft. 176 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,190 But as an Earth pony, I knew nothing about magic. 177 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:39,220 Gypsy!? I'm not a gypsy, I'm a pastry chef! 178 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,680 Those aren't even similar. 179 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,220 Or are they..? 180 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:44,180 Twilight had given me an idea! 181 00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:51,600 I consulted the local witch doctor, and she told me that with the perfect brew, I could go back in time and save my parents from their untimely deaths! 182 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:53,670 Now let's open this portal! 183 00:07:55,630 --> 00:08:00,160 Uh, Pinkie, if you're gonna start singing, could you put the lyrics at the bottom of the screen? 184 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:25,930 Pinkie? 185 00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:28,430 Pinkie, where are ya? 186 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:31,170 Pinkie..? 187 00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:35,580 Pinkie, you're scarin' me... 188 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:38,370 What's goin' on? 189 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,480 What're you doing? 190 00:08:40,510 --> 00:08:41,870 Witchcraft is illegal! 191 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:43,690 Pinkie! 192 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:49,720 Hey Apple Bloom. 193 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,360 Twilight, I think Pinkie may have opened a portal! 194 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:55,830 Fluttershy warned me that she had evil gypsy powers and the voluminous hair of a temptress- 195 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:58,920 Apples! Apples! Apples! Apples! Apples! Apples! 196 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,790 I wanted to scream louder, but they say the screams of a child will only strengthen her dark magic. 197 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:03,260 Sorry, I don't speak Applenese. I wanted to scream louder, but they say the screams of a child will only strengthen her dark magic. 198 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:05,000 Sorry, I don't speak Applenese. 199 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,840 I speak Japanese. 200 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:07,710 Wait a minute! 201 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,270 You could use your legal magic to get me a cutie mark! 202 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,250 But my time is so valuable. I don't know if I wan- 203 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:13,540 I'll tell everyone about your Discord fanfic! But my time is so valuable. I don't know if I wan- 204 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:15,370 I'll tell everyone about your Discord fanfic! 205 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:16,640 No one must know. 206 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,220 Okay! I'll take what I can... 207 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:22,530 ...get. 208 00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:24,730 Oh, who was that pretty lady? 209 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,250 Try again, try again! 210 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,370 Oh, who was that pretty lady? 211 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:47,320 Oh, who am I kiddin'? I can't go that party. 212 00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:51,250 They're just gonna pour pig's blood on me and deflate the bounce house while I'm inside. 213 00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:54,190 Celestia says I can't go in bounce houses anymore. 214 00:09:54,720 --> 00:10:01,150 The good thing is, the party's miles away, and unless Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon use the megaphones again, there's no way they can make fun of- 215 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:05,790 [BUY SOME APPLES] 216 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:11,720 Oh no, I've been teleportaled! 217 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,610 Pinkie musta used low quality ingredients for her brew! 218 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:19,250 Like instead of butter she used margarine, and instead of dragon scales she used Spike's scales! 219 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:22,370 Don't forget your memory cone, you'll need that for protection. 220 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,990 I won't want any of my memories from tonight. 221 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,010 Parties are for grown-ups, too! 222 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:31,250 Hey! 223 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:34,730 Cakey is MY best friend. 224 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:36,870 I get to decide when she dies. 225 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:45,300 How clever, you can just drop the food right on your body! 226 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:49,770 Nice dress! It really shows off your massive blank thighs. 227 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:51,350 But seriously, you look great. 228 00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:52,850 Oh, um, thanks! 229 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:56,220 It's part of Rarity's post-war cry for help collection. 230 00:10:56,320 --> 00:11:00,360 Just remember that I'm the prettiest girl here, so, um, you have to be... 231 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,590 ...second prettiest. 232 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:01,860 Um, you mean the third prettiest, right? ...second prettiest. 233 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,050 Um, you mean the third prettiest, right? 234 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,000 I'm glad you guys aren't pickin' on me. 235 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:10,470 Maybe we're in an alternate timeline! 236 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:15,470 Stop speaking in gypsy riddles and just remember that when I say the a-word, the blood will drop. 237 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,130 The "a" stands for apple. 238 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,570 I'm covered in blood! 239 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:19,740 Okay, well, I'm gonna go schmooze. I'm covered in blood! 240 00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:21,210 Okay, well, I'm gonna go schmooze. 241 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,740 Nothin' can stop the schmooze! 242 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,250 Where did the music go? 243 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,090 Oh no... 244 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,990 Diamond Tiara would never fall in love with someone as clumsy as you! 245 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,190 Nice try... 246 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,690 ...idiot-face! 247 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,920 We're laughing at you. 248 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:46,790 I said: 249 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,740 That's none of your business. 250 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:51,970 { Scootaloo is correct. } 251 00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:56,710 We've been under that table for weeks, waiting for the perfect moment to tell you off. 252 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:03,410 { Life is a journey. She has plenty of time to grow up, fall in love, and start a family, like you or I. } 253 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,820 { For life is the fluid that beats through our collective hearts. } 254 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,360 Apple Bloom can be any apple-related thing she wants. 255 00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:13,620 What are you two doing here? You don't even go to our school! 256 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:14,390 Scootaloo. 257 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:17,290 You guys aren't good at anything either? 258 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,260 I thought it was just me and Spike! 259 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,660 We thought it was just you and Spike too! 260 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,210 Hey Diamond Tiara, do you have anymore cookies? 261 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:24,800 What? 262 00:12:25,130 --> 00:12:26,900 Where do you people keep coming from? 263 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,870 Well, when I noticed you had a snack table, I wandered in off the street. 264 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:34,010 My little sister can fritter away with her friends as much as she wants. 265 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:36,350 And then, the apples... 266 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,250 Not again!! 267 00:12:38,410 --> 00:12:39,510 I wish I was good at nothing, Apple Bloom! 268 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,460 Can I be a main character too? I wish I was good at nothing, Apple Bloom! 269 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:40,490 Can I be a main character too? 270 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:41,590 I wish I was as talentless as you! Can I be a main character too? 271 00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:42,380 I wish I was as talentless as you! 272 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:42,550 I just follow the crowd! I wish I was as talentless as you! 273 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:44,050 I just follow the crowd! 274 00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:47,250 Hey, where is everypony going? 275 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,470 My cruelty is supposed you make you like me MORE, not drive you away! 276 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,870 Whatever, we only need each other to be happy. 277 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:56,740 C'mon, DT, let's wrestle! 278 00:12:57,650 --> 00:12:58,500 You gotta hit me back! 279 00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,900 That's your answer to everything... 280 00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:03,610 Ugh, wrestling, so dumb, stupid stupid... 281 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:03,800 I'm Scootaloo! Ugh, wrestling, so dumb, stupid stupid... 282 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:04,640 I'm Scootaloo! 283 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,450 { Input Name: Sweetie Belle. } 284 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:07,670 We're friends! 285 00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:11,750 Wow, that chair bandit really got Diamond Tiara good. 286 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,880 Anyway, we're friends now, right? 287 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:15,150 How could we not be? 288 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:17,590 I mean, we all don't have our cutie marks... 289 00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:20,150 ...we're all sentient biological life forms... 290 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,650 { And we all like ice cream! } 291 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,630 Now that we're friends, what if we formed a consortium? 292 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,710 { Ooh, or we could form a club. } 293 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,250 Her idea's better! 294 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,320 Crusadin' for cutie marks, yeah! 295 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:44,880 What should we call ourselves? 296 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:47,490 Friendship Buddies? 297 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:50,920 { Cutie mark acquisition program. } 298 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,280 Cutie Mark and the Funky Bunch? 299 00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,750 Friendship Explosion? 300 00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:57,230 { Cutie mark... } 301 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,070 { ...acquisition program. } 302 00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:01,470 Apple Bloom and her Two Friends? 303 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,130 Friend Fun Good Pals? 304 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:05,630 { Cutie mark... } 305 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:07,830 { ...acquisition program! } 306 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:08,980 What about... 307 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,170 The Snooty, Snark Evaders! 308 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,580 { The fun begins immediately. } 309 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:13,610 Scootastic! Yay! 310 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:14,040 Scootastic! 311 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,770 Dear Princess Celestia, 312 00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:18,910 Today I was reminded of the wonders of childhood. 313 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:21,490 I remember being a little filly at your school... 314 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:27,050 ...and whenever I learned a new lesson about friendship or magic, I would send you a letter right away. 315 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,020 You were always so proud of me! 316 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:32,660 Here we are, decades later, and I've never stopped! 317 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:40,160 You can take comfort in knowing that I'll keep sending you letters every single day, for the rest of my life.