1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Cloud! 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Cloud! 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Stick! 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Stick! 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Walking. Jogging. 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Big old stick! 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Magic stick! 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Time to fix another one of God's mistakes! 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Regal! 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Do you have to shape everything into yourself? 11 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Hmm. Yes! 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 We have to destroy the trees before they destroy us. 13 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Normally I don't like working with you, but Princess Celestia said she teamed us up for a reason. 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Oh, but we have nothing in common. 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 I come from the rich family, and you like to eat apples. 16 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Oh, let's call it quits, okay? 17 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Looks like raining, if we stay out then somepony is begging to come down with a disco fever. 18 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Too late, I feel overcome with the need to get funky! 19 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 I told you to get yourself vaccinated. 20 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Oh, I can't help it! I'm in the groove! Find me a stage! 21 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Uh, there, dance on that table. Should come natural to you. 22 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Oh, no no no! Not the trenches! Anything but the trenches! 23 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Huh, what's wrong? 24 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 This reminds me of the war. 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Uh, are you still bothered about that? The war ended ten years ago. 26 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Well, I can hardly help it if I'm still traumatized. 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Your cutie mark should've been three Purple Hearts. 28 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Some ponies choose stylish injury over barbaric displays of violence. 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,000 I did what I had to, to protect the Apple family! 30 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,000 I'm sure that's what you said when you were driving that stampede into a schoolhouse. 31 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Perhaps we can set aside our differences for survival's sake. 32 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Right. For the first time... and last. 33 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Well, it ain't so bad if you pretend that it's chocolate. 34 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Stop eating it. 35 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Applejack, Rarity, it's me, Twilight Sparkle, your friend! 36 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Not her. 37 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Enter the warm, welcoming glow of my friendship! 38 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Thank you kindly, Twilight, but where is Spike? 39 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Oh, I sent him up to the roof to hold our lightning rod in place. Could take all night! 40 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 We're honored to stay with the world's most faithful student. 41 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Go outside and look for any motels nearby. 42 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,000 If I have to spend one more minute with that deserter Rarity, I can't be held responsible for what I do. 43 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Just like in the war. 44 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Uh, cold out, huh? I hope you don't come down with a disco fever. 45 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 The last time it rained this hard I broke out in jives. 46 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Well, I've survived worse. 47 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Well, you're welcome to share the guest room. 48 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,000 The storm blew some boltcutters onto my phone line, so we're totally isolated. 49 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Ah! You and Applejack will have to stay here! It will be just like in my story! 50 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,000 "Diamond in the Rough, a love story." 51 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:23,000 "Applesack and Charity come from two different worlds." 52 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 My very own composition. 53 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,000 It's a work in progress, but so far my reviewers love it! 54 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:33,000 And just wait till Chapter 14. That's when it gets really juicy! 55 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I looked around but no one else seemed to live nearby. 56 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 What the coyote? 57 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Not this again! 58 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:47,000 I go outside to get help for five minutes, and you've already indoctrinated Twilight into your crazy religion? 59 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Crazy? That isn't what cult leader Fluttershy says. 60 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 When Lord Smooze returns we'll see who is crazy. 61 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,000 I'm being accepted - just like in my story! 62 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,000 You both have to do what I've written, or else! 63 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,000 "Applesack's sweat glistened in the..." Uhh! 64 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Oh hey, I've gotta go home and wreck something so I can file an insurance claim saying the storm did it. 65 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 See ya! 66 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Or, maybe I'll just have Apple Bloom do it. 67 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Everyone is trapped with me! 68 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Now hold still, we need to appease our spiritual leader. 69 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Heh, we'll do everything in my story, and Applesack and Charity will slowly fall in love. 70 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 We have to get outta here! 71 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 What was that, Applesack? 72 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:40,000 You wouldn't want us to end up like Twilight's old friends in Canterlot, would you? 73 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Alright then, so we're playing along, are we? 74 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Personally, I am a wonderful actress, and I've been waiting for a chance to use my talents. 75 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Okay, so while you distract Twilight, I'll kick her in the back of the head. 76 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 That isn't what I meant. 77 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 I hope you girls weren't planning anything behind my back! Yay! 78 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Nope. 79 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I wasn't expecting to see you at my hair salon, Applesack. 80 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I'm here, Charity. 81 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Chapter Two complete! Wooo, this is so great! 82 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 She is crazy. 83 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Only another sixty eight chapters before I free you! 84 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Watch and learn, as a true thespian works her witchcraft. 85 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Twilight, you have to call an ambulance! 86 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,000 I've got a fever of 100.3 and I'm barely staying alive! 87 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:33,000 It's the dreaded disco fever. Achoooo! 88 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:38,000 And the Oscar goes to... 89 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Rarity, where are you? 90 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 I'm here. 91 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Is she gone? 92 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 This is freaky. 93 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Let's get out of here fast. I'm sure we can find shelter in an abandoned cemetery. 94 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:54,000 I wanna go back to the chocolate table. 95 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Oh, what was that noise? 96 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:01,000 I hope it was my stomach. 97 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Terrified hugging - check. 98 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Now it's time for dinner! 99 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:16,000 And then the one magic graham cracker forced the posh marshmallow and the country bumpkin chocolate to be together, 100 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,000 even though they had nothing in common and were being held against their will. 101 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Ta-da! 102 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,000 An old sandwich on the floor! 103 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 It's still good! 104 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,000 How are you still skinnier than Spike? 105 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Ooh, this is where it gets really exciting! I'll get the costumes! 106 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,000 I waited at that train station for a five hours! 107 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 But your letter told me to meet you at the castle. 108 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,000 That letter was for your twin sister! 109 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Hooray, this is great, I can really feel the tension in the air. 110 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:56,000 I know, let's move on to the dramatic flashback chapter, where Rarity relives her moments at the frontlines of the war. 111 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Oh no, I'm still seeing a therapist about all the terrible things I went through. 112 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:11,000 IT. IS. 113 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 YOU. LITTLE. 114 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I'll play Rarity's innocent victim! 115 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 LET. ME. 116 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Ok, and now you girls have to sleep in the bunker together. 117 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Keep your chocolaty hooves on your side of the s'more. 118 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 I licked it all off. 119 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 So what? That's actually a little grosser. 120 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:55,000 They're clean, look! 121 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Quit hogging all the graham cracker. 122 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Now I have to get into sleeping position again. Fatty. 123 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Uh-huh! You have to sing the sleep song before you go to sleep. 124 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,000 I am not messing up the covers. 125 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Sliding in, so as not to wrinkle all the sheets, 126 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Making sure the quilt stays nice and clean. 127 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Have you ever seen a bed so neat? 128 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:33,000 I'm getting into bed. 129 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Sleep sleep sleep. Time to go to sleep now. 130 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 It is night, and I need to sleep while it is dark. 131 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 I am really tired, time for sleep now, 132 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Tired tired tired, sleep sleep sleep, 133 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,000 I'm getting into bed. 134 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Well, I don't care much for covers! 135 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Biscuits and gravy! 136 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,000 I ain't budging. 137 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Shut up! 138 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,000 All day long you've been botching my masterfully written fanfic about you guys, 139 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 and now with all this arguing I can't even dream about you! 140 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:17,000 I have the magic power to levitate objects, read books, control lightning, and write fanfics! 141 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:22,000 And when I get angry I lose control of all my powers! 142 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Not again! 143 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Oh no, the tree is going to fall on that giant purple mushroom! 144 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Get out of my way, window! 145 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Good thing my giant hat can turn into a giant rope. 146 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Easy as square dancing with a cardboard box. 147 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,000 But I used that tree to climb up here! 148 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,000 This is what you get for angering Lord Smooze! 149 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Uh, Merry Christmas, Twilight. 150 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,000 This isn't canon! There's a huge tree in my already huge treehouse! 151 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 And that wasn't supposed to happen until Chapter 26, 152 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:08,000 and it's supposed to dramatically shatter Big Macintosh'es spine! 153 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 What in Lee's ghost are you doing? 154 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Trying to stay in style, Applefat. 155 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Hats are very in right now, which must be why yours disappeared. 156 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Destroy destroy destroy! 157 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Rarity, help me move this tree. 158 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,000 You don't need to build a shrine for Fluttershy's made up religion. 159 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Uh, fine. 160 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Praise Lord Smooze! 161 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 You're converting? 162 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Yeah, fine, whatever. 163 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Look, I know that after the war things were hard on the both of us. 164 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 But that's no reason for us to be enemies. 165 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:46,000 The truth is that I wear a giant hat all the time, and I think the ones you make are kinda nice too, Rarity. 166 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Charity. 167 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Charity. 168 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 You really like my hats? 169 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 You betcha! 170 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Now look, there is two things you're good at: being a fashion diva and killing stuff. 171 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:02,000 And right now, I'm gonna need you to do both of these things to help me. 172 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Let's prune this! 173 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Ok, so if Fluttershy's nervous breakdown gets pushed back then maybe I can move the sham marriage two chapters earlier. 174 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Help! Twilight! I fell off the roof! 175 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:31,000 I broke both my legs, but I think I'm gonna be okay. 176 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:36,000 If you would just let down your rope, I can pull myself back up. 177 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Oh, I look ugly. 178 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 There. 179 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Now at least one of us won't have to look at you. 180 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Thanks. 181 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Yes? 182 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Yes? 183 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Another great joke told by Twilight Sparkle! 184 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Just keep playing along, I reckon we're almost outta here. 185 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Of course Appleja- I mean, Applesack, my dear. 186 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Oh I'm so glad I met you, Charity. 187 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Our love is like a well written fairytale. 188 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Marry me! 189 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I do! 190 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 You're so happy! 191 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,000 The end! I declare my first fanfic a success. 192 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000 We're free! 193 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Book One, complete. 194 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Dear Princess Celestia. 195 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Today I learned that even if a well bred noble pony finds it hard to open up to anyone, 196 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,000 the honest affections of a cow-pony can draw her out of her shell. 197 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,000 As emotions run high in this tale of lust, murder and intrigue, 198 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Charity will discover what it means to love, and to forgive. 199 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Oh, please let it be a one-shot! 200 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Enclosed are all 70 chapters.