1 00:00:07,130 --> 00:00:11,830 ♫ Like fire, hellfire, this burning in my skin... 2 00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:12,970 Oh! 3 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,670 Oh, hello, little demon spawn. 4 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:24,000 Your giant eyes mean you're cute. 5 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:28,350 Oh! Did you find a new friend? 6 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,730 I killed it. 7 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,110 Very good! The conditioning worked! 8 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,000 You're just like me as a child! 9 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:48,380 I wonder what else you can destroy? 10 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,040 Hurry up, Spike! 11 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:58,710 You need to finish the book fort. 12 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,380 I've already started for you. 13 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,100 Aww, I wish you would stack more than three at a time... 14 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:05,180 That's the retaining wall! 15 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,510 Why does Princess Celestia need a book fort, anyway? 16 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:10,900 She can't just sleep in the guest room! 17 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:14,840 Princess Celestia requires a fortress of knowledge, built by YOU! 18 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:18,060 No Spike, that's still too small! You'll have to start over. 19 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:19,620 I know! 20 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,450 But your blueprint is just a crude sketch and bad pun. 21 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:28,450 Great idea. 22 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:30,900 You clean, and I'll think of some better names. 23 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:33,810 What about, "All Quiet on the Western... 24 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:34,500 ...Fort." 25 00:01:40,540 --> 00:01:43,560 Excellent! You're doing a great job watering those flowers. 26 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:54,700 What's going on here? 27 00:01:54,850 --> 00:01:56,820 We made a welcoming banner... 28 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,530 You made a banner for the WRONG PRINCESS! 29 00:01:59,810 --> 00:02:01,400 Take it down and save it for next week. 30 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,820 Still watering those flowers, I see? 31 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:07,930 Good for you! 32 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:13,360 Hello Mr. and Mrs. Cake! 33 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:14,800 Do you have your act together? 34 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,930 Well, we WERE building a cake fort for the Princess... 35 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,840 ...but Pinkie Pie is taking over! 36 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:32,180 Pinkie!! We were supposed to stage this coup TOGETHER, and now you've nearly done everything without me! 37 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:35,340 I know, but the mush-making process just couldn't wait! 38 00:02:35,580 --> 00:02:38,120 These are crazy times we live in, Twilight! 39 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:39,680 Crazy times! 40 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:39,880 Pinkie!! Crazy times! 41 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,180 Pinkie!! 42 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,810 Watch how far I can slide! 43 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,250 Well, what do you think? 44 00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:47,150 That was at least four feet. 45 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,030 Looks great, Fluttershy! 46 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,900 Talk about eye candy. 47 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:54,770 Well, was that all? 48 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:59,030 Oh, that's right! I also discovered a new species. 49 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:03,470 Huh? More? 50 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,370 Ooh! I'll take one home! 51 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:07,970 It can help carry some of Spike's dead weight. 52 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:10,940 Pinkie? Do you want one? 53 00:03:11,380 --> 00:03:13,810 Blech!! No way, I already ate! 54 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:15,780 But, they're free... 55 00:03:15,810 --> 00:03:16,830 We meant as pets. 56 00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:18,490 These are intelligent creatures... 57 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:18,860 And like I said, I already ate! These are intelligent creatures... 58 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:21,120 And like I said, I already ate! 59 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:23,120 Ate what? 60 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,370 An elephant! Y'know... 61 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,130 And yet she's still skinnier than Spike. 62 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,650 Stop struggling, Rainbow Dash! 63 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,940 I can't!! I need to dash! 64 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:41,620 This is SO un-rainbow! 65 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:44,940 This isn't about YOU, this is about my giant hats! 66 00:03:47,780 --> 00:03:51,180 Wow Rarity, I love your giant hats. 67 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:55,720 Why thank you Twilight, it's nice to see someone appreciates my giant hats. 68 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,000 Blech, talk about eye candy. 69 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:01,660 Huh? 70 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,160 Why's your hair alive? 71 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,310 Wow! How rainbow! 72 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,710 That's bizarre and ominous, this is the second time I've seen one multiply. 73 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:15,180 You're mine now! 74 00:04:15,470 --> 00:04:18,080 This will look perfect on a giant hat. 75 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:20,750 A hostile takeover of Ponyville is underway! 76 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,880 I need instruments to stop the parasprites! 77 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:27,160 Ugh, thanks a lot! 78 00:04:36,370 --> 00:04:39,200 Oh, I wish Spike hadn't spilled glitter everywhere. 79 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:41,480 Sometimes he can be such a disappointment. 80 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:48,140 I'll just have him lick it up in the morning. 81 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:05,060 Spike! What have you done!? 82 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,020 Huh? 83 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,870 They're in my eyes! 84 00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:10,700 Talk about eye candy. 85 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,370 I don't get it! 86 00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:13,330 We didn't have any guests last night. 87 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:16,940 We just watched Gremlins and an episode of Star Trek and went straight to bed. 88 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,050 Look, Twilight, they're building their own fort! 89 00:05:20,510 --> 00:05:21,720 The Fort of the Flies! 90 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:23,940 That's way better than MY book fort puns! 91 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,310 And I slaved over those for weeks! 92 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:30,060 I-I'll gather them up in one of Rarity's giant hats! 93 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:38,470 I know, I know, it's just a cheap knock off. 94 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:44,240 Ohh, you little things will be MUCH cheaper than those children overseas! 95 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:48,770 Stop! No complaining. 96 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:53,480 Ugh!! Ewww!! 97 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:58,380 Aww, talk about eye candy! 98 00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:02,080 No creature that behaves that revoltingly should be allowed to live. 99 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:05,250 Look Rarity, I can stop the parasprites with this! 100 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:07,690 Isn't that great? 101 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:12,020 Pinkie Pie, I don't have time for your tacky nonsense. 102 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:17,540 You don't understand, I'm getting all these instruments to make a one-woman band and lead the parasprites out of town! 103 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,990 Please, Pinkie, stop speaking in fanciful riddles. 104 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:23,070 I'm trying to save Ponyville. 105 00:06:23,270 --> 00:06:24,480 But you're doing it wrong! 106 00:06:24,570 --> 00:06:26,050 I'm trying to help you! 107 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:31,920 Huh... 108 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,310 I guess only I can make this look good. 109 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:35,450 Woah!! 110 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:38,290 Rainbooow! 111 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:40,120 I was going to consult Fluttershy. 112 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,100 She's always willing to help the community! 113 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:52,560 Fluttershy, what's going on here? 114 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:53,680 I don't know! 115 00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:58,440 My army of darkness has turned against me, and now Ponyville doesn't stand a chance! 116 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:01,770 This is almost as bad as that one time with Spike! 117 00:07:03,070 --> 00:07:06,290 Hey Spike, why don't we work together to finish this book fort? 118 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,810 I'll stack this one, but that's it! 119 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:14,000 I'm sorry to inconvenience you, but I ask so little, and I really need your help! 120 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:18,890 I'm too dumb and fat, and your blueprint is just a great sketch and a clever pun! 121 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:27,000 And now we're all going to die because of the parasprites, and it's Spike's fault! 122 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:29,040 Here's all those apples you wanted, Fluttershy! 123 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,140 The deal was my family gets to live, right? 124 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,420 Oh, plans have changed... 125 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:36,120 I've got it! 126 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:38,440 We can make Applejack do our dirty work! 127 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:39,850 Totally! 128 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,880 Applejack loves manual labor! 129 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,950 Alright everypony, I've got a plan. 130 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:47,160 We'll gather up all these critters and roll 'em over into the next town. 131 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,610 You two will be our bird's eye candy view. 132 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:51,930 Make sure there are no witnesses. 133 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:52,520 Rainbow! 134 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:54,330 Get some! 135 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:05,270 Good thinking! Use the flowers to draw the attention of the parasprites! 136 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:11,880 Time to go back to hell where you belong! 137 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:16,560 Hang in there, we'll just push our ball of troubles away to the next town over. 138 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,750 Then they'll they're problem, not ours! 139 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,100 Just like the homeless, or pollution! 140 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:28,970 Great Applejack! Now it's Princess Molestia's problem. 141 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:32,000 Easier than line-dancin' with a rattlesnake. 142 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:35,630 Now let's make Spike clean up Fluttershy's house before the Princess arrives. 143 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,280 Where did they come from!? 144 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:50,650 I'll bet... Pinkie Pie put them here. 145 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,250 Grr... Pinkie Pie... 146 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,120 Using her gypsy magic! 147 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,230 Her evil... 148 00:08:55,550 --> 00:08:56,150 ...gypsy... 149 00:08:56,420 --> 00:08:57,390 ...magic. 150 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,890 Pinkie! We know you're behind this! 151 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,160 I've been trying to tell you, we need music to stop the swarm! 152 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:03,530 Stop casting spells with your gypsy tongue and speak coherently. I've been trying to tell you, we need music to stop the swarm! 153 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:06,160 Stop casting spells with your gypsy tongue and speak coherently. 154 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:08,130 We can't understand a word you're saying. 155 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:10,110 Me? Gypsy!? 156 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,610 I'm not a gypsy, I'm a pastry chef! 157 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,140 Those aren't even similar! 158 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:15,820 Or are they..? 159 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,850 Forget her, there's no reasoning with silver-tongues. 160 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:20,860 She's a few shotguns short of a wedding. 161 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:26,920 You can stop now, the entire town is being destroyed. 162 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:34,940 Oh, if I knew this was going to happen, I would have smothered the first one when I had the chance. 163 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,600 If they get to my apples... 164 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,240 No! My life's work! 165 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:42,400 If they get to my fashion line... 166 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,700 My casual hobby!! 167 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:47,010 Ohh, I wish I could do something... 168 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:49,080 Oh! A cupcake! 169 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:52,120 I'll use my magic to summon a GIANT cupcake! 170 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:01,250 You're in the eye candy of the storm! 171 00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:02,700 You should all evacuate! 172 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:04,470 Grr!! 173 00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:18,400 Twilight! That's not a cupcake. 174 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:26,220 You know what? I'm not even mad at you. You stick to your principles. 175 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,020 I know! I know. 176 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,600 Rainbow Dash, you're the sacrifice. 177 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,370 Rainbooow! Rainbow Dash, you're the sacrifice. 178 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,070 Rainbooow! 179 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:44,160 We'll build a giant book fort, and live in there, and the Princess will never have to know. 180 00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:49,240 It'll all be secret, but fun. 181 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,140 Oh no, the royal polka band is here..! 182 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,220 It's all over..! 183 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:05,520 Pinkie! The best princess EVER is about to arrive! 184 00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:07,050 This is no time for your... 185 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,600 ...witchcraft..? 186 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:25,250 Neh!! 187 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:33,750 Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student and #1 fan. 188 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:34,750 Number one? 189 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:35,050 It's so nice to see that you've actually made some friends for once. Number one? 190 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:38,550 It's so nice to see that you've actually made some friends for once. 191 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,370 So, how was the flight? 192 00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:47,890 Encounter much danger? 193 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,610 What is this..? 194 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,440 These creatures are horrifying! 195 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:58,400 They're still cuter than Spike. 196 00:11:58,540 --> 00:12:01,720 How has your studying been going, Twilight Sparkle? 197 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:04,250 I know that books are your forte. 198 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,320 Fort...é? 199 00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:10,920 Unfortunately, I have to help my sister, Princess Molestia, in the next town over. 200 00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:17,830 Apparently, someone rolled a ball of parasprites into Molestopia, and it crashed straight into a bowling alley... 201 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,020 ...knocking over all the pins. 202 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:21,790 Oh, that's kind of funny. 203 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:24,500 Oh, no, it actually killed eight ponies... 204 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:27,210 ...but I can see why otherwise, that would be pretty funny. 205 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:31,370 I'm sorry to have to put you through so much tribble. 206 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,480 I'm fine, we're all fine. 207 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:39,450 Before I have to go, would you like to give me your report on the magic of friendship in person? 208 00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:42,490 My report...é? 209 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:45,620 Haven't you learned anything about friendship? 210 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,070 No, not really. 211 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:58,530 Didn't you learn something about one of your dear friends? 212 00:12:58,630 --> 00:12:59,440 Oh, right! 213 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,630 Dear Princess Celestia, 214 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:05,040 Today I learned that it doesn't matter if you can slide two feet... 215 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:06,870 ...or even five or six feet! 216 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:10,690 What's important is that you look cool no matter what. 217 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:14,000 I'm so proud of you, Twilight Sparkle. 218 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:17,620 You've learned so much about friendship, and magic. 219 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,120 I love you, Princess. 220 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,600 She's leaving! 221 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:24,200 She didn't notice all the carnage and dead ponies! 222 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,100 The future is as bright as a rainbow! 223 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,470 Spike can clean this.