we're just waiting for I'm about to say
fucking to hit the plate oh wow oh here
we go oh shit we're actually like no
you're not doing the intro I'm the one
who does the fucking intro get the fuck
out of here no yeah this is me
welcome to Equestria Wrestling
Entertainment you are now completely
disappointed and everything because it's
just Pony wrestling with explosions and
shit
yes or you know it's not really pony
it's an approximation a pony you gonna
get so much in a fucking wrestling came
from to thought what we're working with
what we have where we got we now have a
sprite editor so we can actually edit
sprites if any of us can be you know not
lazy as fuck you know that all lazy
trick I could do it but I don't want to
do it so tonight's whole thing is
basically the exploding rain deaf match
tournament that we have this is not an
actual tournament match these are eight
waifu's or quote-unquote waifu's if you
don't agree with them that are actually
well did not get enough votes my co-host
here like sunset that's the only reason
why she's involved in this you know you
can all you can all tell him that she
has no who's therefore she should not be
a part of it so our starting match I'm
convinced that the sirens all right you
just wanted to beat up on sunset
everyone everyone wants to be up on
sunset this is not a sunset called
enough vinyl vinyl called in Octavia
Luna just came in because she was bored
and the sirens call ding chrysalis
because lo and are are we really gonna
referee spike on this because every time
we were free bad things happen it's the
worst we are having spycraft
this is the only this is the only time
I'm gonna referee spike on this match
because I fucking hate the idea of spike
refereeing this match or any match
because prior prior circumstances have
just fuck up everything time might draw
double count-out fucking can't even call
submission can't call a pin calls two
point nine so I can't call three yeah
that's great
it's fucking great the chad is telling
us to blast the audio all right I will
blast the audio hold on a second as I go
to the mixer and Jupiter did to do and I
bump this up too because you're needed
to need the little bit low so I'm
boosted are you boosted now speak yeah
my that's fine yeah you're pretty boost
your gate to the same level I am so
that's really great okay unfortunately
the program itself is not really the
best so so as you you can tell here
starting this match is a clusterfuck
it seems sunset really wants to beat up
on the change link don't know what
that's about I don't know what that's
about
wink wink chaos we're gonna be able to
follow any sort of action because it's a
four-on-four match and I'm really hoping
that ps4 most were ps4 remote play could
not be a piece of shit today of course
this is canon
we usually do shows every Sunday at
around well what we did a free show it
to the show at 3:00 and we hit basically
till 4:00 because we don't do all deaf
man just by the way I'm pretty sure this
tournaments not gonna build a full three
hours mainly because you guys picked we
did a poll you guys picked you one of
the exploding rings and you're going to
get exploding rings matches are gonna be
quick matches will probably take about
eight to eight minutes ten minutes we'll
be lucky to hit two hours with regular
stuff sunset over here with her baseball
bats beating the shit at a bug horse I
can't believe we're using spike in round
three I'd rather have used the nod
Ananse a better referee by far even
though he counts like at the speed of
hype anon too distracted by that booty
though
[Applause]
Ananda's distracted by everything I
don't know why you say he's the only
distracted by booty booties the main
part of it but it's everything he dangle
of video game in front of them Bam's
distracted dangled a pony in front of
him band distracted now if you dangle a
sunset in front of anon you might not
distract really I we through spike in
his wrath because as Keck I thought it
was funny but he is not going to be for
those wonder he is not going to be the
rest for the rest of the night it's just
I want to put I'm just we're putting an
on because a nonce the fastest thing
fastest counter see bikes the slowest
teeth he has to take time to count to
three also leading adagios bleeding I
don't think anyone else is bleeding so
it's that's bleeding yeah we have a lot
of blood in the middle of the ring so
this whatever say whatever princess you
worship here's the blood for the blood
god will be sure to keep it and hope
that's only a two point like how the lag
is starting to come in as soon as I say
anything bad about
keypoint 9 and then a sacrifice to
[Applause]
fucking Adagio with the DDT and Luna
just fucking clotheslines are out of
existence
[Applause]
admittedly I don't think the ring
shaking perhaps I think that's just the
camera shaking but that's just I don't
know that's probably the camera yeah so
while we're while we're slurred here why
don't you tell everyone what we got
planned for the rest of the night the
rest of the night for the actual 3-hour
stream that I some outside the list just
to talk about between us for three hours
because I thought we wouldn't be doing
the work for the worst type of match
for I mean the quickest type of match we
have a tournament which will start after
this matchup of course featuring 16
waifu's that you all have voted for or
that an on-set voted for none of these
gates none of these eight currently in
this match are in this tournament
obviously as we try not to double booked
anybody that this early on your round
one matchups are as follows I gotta
actually start the tournament so we can
shade that slew starlight glimmer versus
Derpy Hooves Lyra heartstrings versus
Rainbow Dash Fluttershy versus Applejack
Twilight Sparkle versus our actual
champion Trixie lulamoon Autumn Blaze
versus tempest shadow Pinkie Pie versus
Princess cadance Fleur the versus
Spitfire and rarity versus let's go and
you know it's weird just not see Luna in
this it's weird to not see someone like
hyping up the sunset
get her in here somehow and yeah um
chrysalis was another pic but that was
kind of my mistake
[Applause]
hey at least the more this term is
actually gonna earn a tunnel shot at
Trixie if it's not Trixie
[Applause]
this is not gonna be quality content at
all I'm sorry for you ought to deal with
us for about three hours oh no fucking
some of Octavius stealing sonatas
finisher and got a chair
you can't play a chair like a cello it's
not gonna work but you can't hit some in
the pan you can try certainly you're not
gonna try this is fire pro wrestling
world on the ps4 it is also on the PC
turkey versus Twilight is going to be
them in the first round I can do Trixie
vs Trixie but it's not gonna happen I
don't think for a while I believe the
agreement we can't you put forward was
that if Trixie makes it to the final it
would be it'd be chrysalis well I
thought the agreement was if Trixie
makes it all the way to the final round
of the brackets it's for the title I
mean yeah we could do that we could do
that yeah because for those unaware
Trixie is almost a three month
undefeated champion at this point three
muff undefeated champion but like she's
been undefeated for the entire six mile
span that we've done this despite
various edits that we've tried to do to
her to make her list undefeated so all
you people that did not pick Trixie in
the final um you're hoping that she
takes her first loss somehow I mean we
might do a mirror match after the
journeys done we could yeah we have we
we're gonna have enough time
[Applause]
this is not a game from 2002 I'm afraid
FirePro is pretty much had the same
style since uh since 2002 no it'd be
probably because it was the same it's
the same type of game it's been that way
since like since um
90s actually like since the Super
Nintendo just the graphics has changed
also chrysalis winning was sleeper hold
on vinyl vinyl apparently tapping like a
bitch
yeah or going to sleep I can't tell it's
hard to tell if you actually go to sleep
Effie tap out
spike actually called a submission which
is probably the only way you could call
a victory here alright so we start with
this fucking first round because it's
gonna honestly drive me and say yes
alright so the basic rules of this and
we've Cape we had the discussion over
this path how the fuck why don't we have
88 viewers on fucking twitch neat
alright people
I'm surprised so many more on this I
team alright starlight glimmer and derpy
yes by the way is or by the way spike at
the fuck out of there I'm not having
done a 90 coming also quit going I quit
going to other stuff
for those who are curious and wondering
if they don't have ex-wife ooh mmm
requests eventually make everybody buy
yeah
2030 all right yeah yeah that's alright
that's all we're doing 15 minutes
explosion so there's this thing in this
game called doubled knockouts which
means that if the explosion happens we
could have a double knockout on our
hands so if that happens we start the
match the explosion counter will be set
to one minute and someone will hopefully
win in five minutes
probably less we don't really have
entrances on because you can't do
interest is in the Deaf match which is
another side thing yeah I should make
negative color Trixie I'm looking at
both side tube and twitch right now
stream Labs is luckily giving me the
actual twitch chat which is completely
you know nothing and I could see you
guys inside tube so please so be advised
I like no like half the people half the
panel so far are looking at site of chat
because we had several I remember
yesterday we had several panels that
weren't looking at side tube so question
for you I know I usually do this but why
do you think derpy is fighting in
starlight glimmer why do I think Derby's
fighting stark limits Derby pretty much
writes every single wonder for every
year Cinco wanna refutes how by the way
how dare you how dare you
the game has already been lost
no but derpy pretty much you know bumps
and bees derpy and that pretty much
ruins everything for everyone remember
she did property damage I'm pretty sure
she's done multiple it's a property
damage glimmer might have stole muffin
as yeah saying trick derpy might have
dropped a piano on it on starlight and
star lights like you know what I'm gonna
challenge you to a wrestling match
because fuck you you know our feuds are
just ending up with like random I'll
challenge you to a wrestling match I
guess that's how we're signed a dispute
in this cannon alternate universe wink
wink
I mean it's just common courtesy telling
curtsy yeah what someone so much someone
wrongs you you know you don't Callister
your work you don't you don't shoot him
with a gun you challenge them to a
wrestling match it's like doling buff it
dishes
she could be having something she could
have did the the dirty wat wolfin derpy
smash and just like ruin everything
derpy going for the roll-up jeez yeah
she's also bleeding like a faucet and
it's really going to be disturbing I
mean in a barbed wire death match like
this it's only a matter - yeah I comers
bleeding - so they're both bleeding
that's that successful another roll-up
I'll see one you could keep an eye on
that timer in the bottom right if it
hits fifteen massive explosion everyone
dies
[Applause]
I'll roll up again I don't know if
that's successful you can't just keep
rolling up someone derpy you have to
start start doing you can look if you do
30 roll ups and that's all your moves
and wrestling you're not gonna get any
wins
lemare's just gonna add some code what
that smells like you weren't trying hard
enough
what you're not trying hard enough to
roll up someone yeah
[Applause]
you know what the weird part about this
matchup is I think they're both a little
bit restricted by the current ropes and
the origin one of the big problems with
doing deathmatches is there are a lot of
characters and wrestlers who kind of
rely on the fact that they can get to
the top rope bleh oh and not only that
but there's no rope so technically there
is um there's no uh you won't see that
many Spears from yeah or Superman
punches
of course the crucifix powerbomb is a
very dangerous move it could probably
win the match no it's not nope Derpy's
still fight unknown I thought you were
faster coward than this you apparently
still kept me brought it and they also
can't count the do derpy with the ins
and Guri she's she's despite being at a
disadvantage here she's fucking shopping
something making her
she's he's fucking keeping at it
dropkick your the for those who are
aware of wrestling uh Derpy's model is
based off of Sankara who is a notorious
this bodge vest the original Sin Cara
you have to be clear about the yet
and glimmer is based off of Roman reigns
because Roman reigns is Roman reigns all
right originally it was rusev at some
point and I basically said well if she's
that we were trying to debate oh well
she's probably gonna you know new main
character Roman reigns
no-one likes her butcher to the stars
despite no-one really wanting that I say
no one but I know III put no one in
quotations so yeah those are basically
my fans
that's why Twilight's John Cena yeah
that's why twice John Cena it's got
obviously Finn's boy Trixie at some
point was Chris Jericho that kind of
changed she was Chris Jericho
technically she still is but she's a
coach which by the way people I don't
know if I don't know forget you the
coach thing anymore
why because we did the coachee thing
we're end up like a whole bunch of
broken characters but we could we could
do coaching that's that's what we're
gonna that's part of the fun okay fine
we could have coach's job but if if
anyone wants to get more involved in
this we have plenty of characters that
need coaches raisin exploded about one
about a minute real-time Oh hold on DDT
really hard all that blood loss really
hurts I can't wait for you know
someone's just like if this could be our
first double kale for just start this
back up a double ko I'm gonna oh wait
could you actually go okay does a flip
can't get a pin okay she's got one
minute one minute left
you're not gonna go for go for pin
you're not gonna go for a pillow for a
pin Derby see this is where the thing
basically states they're so tired and
have so much blood loss that they're not
thinking correctly yeah we're gonna have
an explosion some oh wait no wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
to never believe you wow what a fucking
fucking tease what a fucking tease she's
in the explosion and you just pin yeah
Wow polymer hex puck heat someone's
gonna get like all the Xbox like it's
100% 14:53 back foot oh okay
verify the winner it was clemmer thank
you and all right
dirty white moves on to the next round
yeah she does how no whoever it knows
because derpy doesn't get does pins Lyra
and - oh boy and horse versus I like how
the randomization of the bracket just
because we didn't like base uh the
seedings on how many votes each wife you
got just gave us some random as fuck
matches like this yeah so it is hand
horse versus fast horse
I'd like to imagine - just bumped into
Lyra middle of the street and then Lyra
just goes crazy about humans and pisses
off everybody
no no I'd like to imagine why are just
gave her the stink eye and - like you
want to go bitch it's the right that's
probably flipped by about everything all
right
so basically this is gonna sound crazy
but - is the real asshole and in a real
heal in AWA currently technically
officially because it was it was - versa
no was a - vs. Spitfire was a guild of
her to spit fire it was - - in Spitfire
and Gilda ran in to assist - and they
both beat the fuck at a Spitfire yeah so
them forming an official tag team - beat
the fuck out of half her friends lost
the foot or shy
yeah or champions
I believe I forget did they lose - vinyl
in Octavia if I don't locked a tiara -
current best chefs championships
okay but our first best chip champions
after us doing a whole tournament about
it was Fluttershy and tree hugger how
that happened
I do not know Fluttershy tree or are not
who you expect to win tag top yeah and
Trixie was the best you know that's why
she champion for the Eternity entirety
of that title maybe not today
hopefully not today we're looking for a
first loss for Trixie finally yeah
I really should put up the entire
win-loss record of I mean not the
win-loss record that should put up to
but I should put up the entire results
of the entire history of ewu not of
waifu wars because we did waifu horrors
I'd go crazy looking at the entire
fucking thing cuz that's like yeah
that's like three years worth of
tournaments I am a joke and it's three
years or four league tournaments or two
years we like at Boston Crab
- really likes that sledge hammer by the
way it's not a sledge hammer it's a
mallet it's a sledge hammer stop calling
a mallet you know who is wrong calling
it a mallet
finn's yes quick pin no wick Ben oh yeah
one yeah it's way too early for that you
haven't even started bleeding it you got
start bleeding they haven't thrown each
other into the ropes yeah then just been
wrestling which is weird
kick to the back I be hot it seems like
a - thing to do to basically say well I
don't need no explosions to beat ya'll
just you know beat you fragile ur
wrestling I mean it's a boring thing but
it's a thing
LightWire us stop going for that quick
pin it's not working
Lyra based on odd Kofi Kingston for no
particular reason but to make bonbon big
e langston - 9 already what the fuck -
based on a professional asshole CM Punk
don't you mean chick magnet Punk
professional asshole chick magnet Punk
is that what yes he's no God go to sleep
Oh stolen finisher from Lyra go to fuck
the slate -
[Applause]
whyever going for that quick pin only a
1 now you're not gonna get you're not
gonna get three counts no
[Applause]
Huayra taunting in the middle of a match
well yeah yes Tonto X you've got on some
tell you just got a time trouble perfect
yes
trouble in paradise watch no big fuck
you no self come the hotel and go to
fuck to sleep yeah one do no no and I'm
a girl fuck to sleep go to sleep okay -
pretty much like you know fuck this shit
I'm one 22.9 what thought love in the
wire the fastest match should I kick to
the head boy after they kicked that
Wallen to a fun quick can use this cries
you know Dan I'm much fucking they're
generally spam she did spammed away that
is the dumbest I mean it's great but
it's incredibly oh okay - wins it's good
- and glimmer in the second round
yeah we re wrestling a lot
next match is Fluttershy and Applejack
yes so Apple horse driver Haga versus a
earth pony and also for those wondering
what their bases are it is Daniel Bryan
versus ah Kurt Angle yes right we
switched to Kurt was yeah it was Jack
Swagger and returns but then it's like
nah make it Kurt Angle go full crazy she
like this could be a lot of sin I'm I'm
with Pilates emo this entire match is
over the fact that Fluttershy was hiding
in the apple orchard wanting to be a
tree and apples like Apple Jacks like a
shy go home get the fuck out get the
fuck out of here literally just get the
fuck out
well there's like no I'm a tree
Fluttershy go home not actual tree go
home bitch I will fight you I am a tree
and thus wrestle I have a tree my best
friend is a tree hugger
you just that just clicked in my head
Fluttershy is a tree and tree hugger
they are totally banging stop it now
someone someone will draw that chip or
someone will draw the chip more good
encourage artistic creativity there's no
wrong way to fantasize there is no wrong
way to try so here's my point if Chloe
thinks she's a tree obviously what if
Applejack breaks her leg is that just
like ripping a branch off
yeah well it's more than ripping the
roots apart if you want to if you want
to break a branch you break her arm
well Applejack doesn't go for arms goes
for legs we've seen this look the best
way to look the best way to take down a
tree's kill its roots
he's gonna keep she's gonna go for that
leg I'm telling you this is the strategy
just go leg shoot the leg and what's leg
misty tackle but still go for the leg
just like don't don't
meanwhile fluttershy's just here like yo
would break your arm
oh no she looks like she's getting
slammed a lot the power slam like it's
like leg again
you know tricky gait could be how many
times Applejack goes for that fucking
leg
leg every time Applejack goes for the
legs just like take a drink let's take a
shot don't take a drink that sounds like
a great way a to get plastered does
[Applause]
that's a leg that's me specifically eggs
and yep here we go here we go let's
start it all sheet that it started it
started shy just is not got dick shy
what are you doing shy what are you
doing what are you doing I know
Applejack likes the leg but seriously
because stop her from going for the leg
okay you know what Applejack yeah in
this situation where Applejack just
seems to just like go into fucking mode
and that's me oh yeah and there we go
first actual and the ankle lock it's not
an apple I can't call an apple off I can
call it an Apple lock look the Apple
slam works but the ankle lock is an
ankle lock
stop it can't just name all your removes
22.9 fluttershy's stronger than that
not by my no but I think she's this is
entire match like dominated by Applejack
right now I'm gonna laugh my ass off if
for Turk I don't know where well that's
what I mean happy slam good we've seen
her do P she kicks her off she could
don't for it again though obviously just
won't stop the only problem is that
Applejack just knows what she wants to
go for yeah
she's true I mean she's not as strong as
Trixie is how long hold on I know but
she's gonna you got to start your hit by
every single move now you've got to do
something
yeah Fluttershy you got it you gotta get
up late it's gonna be it's gonna be done
before 10 minutes and neither of them
are bleeding yeah here we go gonna have
to be armed but no you had a trying to
go for a quick roll up not working you
know if I was Fluttershy other so I am
if I would if I was flourish I I would
go for the Irish over to the barbed wire
and get Applejack bleeding
that wasn't that's what I was you
because you take a big big a big fall
when you um start bleeding in this game
almost tried it but did it work
it got reversed another Apple slammed
Jesus she's going super Apple I don't
know if it's super how that's got to be
it
you know Fleur site has an extreme
amount durability because she's taking
like oh no oh no oh he's a true Oh
though her roll around the ground to
pain cannot be helpful
[Applause]
okay let's chirping her onto herself
Jesus
[Applause]
think it'll work yeah you know what I'm
pretty sure okay splitter so you're not
supposed to explode instead of Applejack
I'm just gonna mark Applejack as the
winner else Applejack can make it to 15
yeah unless Fluttershy pull something
out of her ass
hey Fleur I can make it to the 15-minute
mark and get the explosion I mean a
quick roll but you seen photos I'd you
can actually end this match but that
requires her did not explode also
[Applause]
mr. game just to stall out till she gets
a better situation yeah Fluttershy he
just needs to get some moves in she's no
she's just trying to stall out
I can't um I can only imagine how much
pain that ankle has to be in I'm almost
like Applejack's mean both have people's
fucking hell is this just a murder
floater Friday yeah I'm pretty sure this
is just okay yeah you could make the 15
nope sorry hit each it yeah just too
much too much Apple too much Apple
it's a fuck out of the orchard Apple
wins
Fluttershy go sheds done how's my new a
loser's bracket no I mean why would we
do a loser's bracket for a not it's not
a fight it's not a fighting game turret
alright what's the next masterchef this
does king of the raid dewey losers
bracket it should no no don't don't
don't say it should
that's Twilight and Trixie
so the the matchup that people want to
see and maybe we'll have Trixie finally
lose all right crazier things have
happened
actually this might be good because
Trixie has a Trixie has a can't do the
phoenix splash anymore cuz it's a
turnbuckle move that's our finisher she
can't do her finisher Twilight still has
her two finishers - oh fuck this might
be Trixie's best chance to lose it is
Trixie lulamoon versus John C I mean
Twilight Sparkle okay
so Trixie with them all the
disadvantages in the world right now
can't can't do uh can't do removes has
to fight Twilight
she ain't got no sleeves yeah their own
little tricks their shops to go
somewhere else
she has tricks up her skirt instead
tricks up her skirt stop it technically
Twilight has sleeves kinda small sleeves
you could barely fit a stick in there
it's a good thing we put weapons in the
ring so you don't have to pull them out
of the frame out of you know sleeves and
shit yeah I don't think anyone's gonna
pick up weapons in this match I think
they're Gerdes could be it more
attention to feed the fuck out of each
other Ronna
[Applause]
it's entirely possible this could be
Trixie's first loss yeah first loss
compared to that is like yeah that is if
Twilight can actually get some offense
in a lot of Trixie votes in in decide to
I guess we know who you guys all pick
[Applause]
I don't know Little Helper you tell me
well you see that baseball bat with
barbed wire wrapped on it you probably
could use those a good estimate yeah
also it's probably as dangerous as that
barbed wire case for that I can only
imagine suplex
she goes to the pen only a one can
actually be looking good at a time
actually it's we're kind of uh 50
minutes in so we've got through a little
bit of the tournament salvaged that is a
standing moonsault tricks you know for
her steadiness off her acrobatic ability
yes also known for annoying Twilight and
one that's only a one
yeah it's dope still too early I think
for any sort of three counts suplex and
Twilight goes for a cover only a
two-count it's a two that's a more
successful than a one that's actually
closer to three that's where I known it
goes one two three not one
two twilit Ain Trixie going for that in
the submission
fucking we also would show more reps off
we do technically have a big referee
stable right now likes spikes on and off
banned from the band from he quitted the
show we got mostly because he he's
really bad as his at his job
we got an on a nonce pretty good
occasionally used for more of the
matches that no one cares about just
counts us three as fast as possible and
gets out of there
we have them Sweetie Belle and marble
who are the filly represent eight or I
mean Sweetie Belle's to mark the filly
representation and marble is quiet very
quiet also fired first we also have
Mario and Undertaker Undertaker
Undertaker is my personal pick just
because we had this to have someone from
wrestling in the actual referee box and
I decided why not put the dead man into
the hoodie referee box and Mario was
just because he said he wanted met Mario
in it I thought it was funny
the Martin Mario's fat he's with me he's
really big
he's also a chunky boy he's a pun he's
worth a punch out freaking referee suit
- yeah dick Mario
Scott Steiner would not approve a Mario
still we don't have a Scott Steiner
actually in the company
attitude adjustment yeah this might
actually be it yeah this might miners
might win it this might win it is it
gonna be a fruit no it's not a first
loss nope
here we go
I know there's joy lights famine or
finishers one - oh my god it happened
it's finally happened
she lost a match it's a first round ever
so everybody's bracket is fucked because
I think everyone who did a prediction
pick Trixie to make Final Four yeah so
everyone your brackets are all now
pretty much fucked up I so I also want
to get this out of the way it took to a
fucking MLP convention tournament slash
MLP con this tournament for her to
actually lose a fucking match trick she
didn't GD job I guess Trixie just put
over at Twilight a bunch I don't know
why you would put over Twilight a bunch
but okay autumn blazing tip is shadow
this is probably the match at least
people here gonna that are gonna care
about it is Kiran horse it's fire Kiran
versus combat horse Sparky
this is definitely it let's get to it
I'm blazing tempest shadow but yeah that
was surprising actually lost money I
feel bad actually betting on this actual
money I'm gonna laugh I I'm curious if
how much money you put down for that
Jesus mine Trixie versus Twilight I
thought tricks you supposed to be a sure
thing but friends oh my god fucking it's
okay check see you have a chance to
redeem yourself you're gonna defend your
title in the super main event of the
evening
I guess the winner - tournament so you
know if you win you get to say I beat
the winner of this whole entire thing
and defended my belt or you know you
lose it turns out it's Twilight
she has to fight toilet again like seven
bucks in the book of coupons well I feel
bad for you sorry for listening you're 7
bucks on the brick dude it Twilight you
you know what it's about it's time for
you to lose Trixie it's time when we get
at can we get F cinch at me Trixie fag
okay guess all the FS
[Applause]
meanwhile tempest probably started this
fight because it's Tempest yeah tempered
like to imagine tempest was doing her
little Karen's probably like Honorable
is probably wow you have a weird horn
and Thames like okay you know fucked I'm
gonna quite chalice
I'd like to imagine that tempest was
doing her little journey around
Equestria that she did in the background
and she happened upon the Karen village
she just casually insulted in Autumn
Blaze and autumns like bitch I will
throw hands but I both yeah you're right
they're both kind of from 100 characters
yeah she went full near ik and tempest
is like do you want to go let's go
reminds me I should really put an Erica
tyre in fraud ablaze but laziness ensues
join laziness and suits would not just
be turning the whole entire skin attire
black though or would that just be like
invert her colours invert her colors
yeah I'd have to check the inversion on
that to see how it looks
yeah yeah some black yeah obviously the
black streak on earth but on her crotch
area would be white instead
[Applause]
Master Lock full-nelson the feel the
most powerful move and Dragon Ball Z The
Full Nelson
what do you mean Democrat it's just like
break out of that without a two-point
hide hole holy shit
Tempest I forget whose Tempest based on
is it Rhino no Emperor was right
Tempest is a running power slam I can't
Oh was it not Luke Harper was it Rowan I
think growing head wobble it might have
been Rowan I can't I can't for a laugh
for me remember like was it bra oh no
yeah it was broad it was broad yeah
tempest was broad
chokeslam also tempest just you know
dropping elbows also it kind of makes
sense that tempest would be broadened
because you know back goes for the Penan
one two three pick fashion where are
these quick fucking matches because they
didn't even get to eight minutes with
that Jesus well I made the joke of her
being combat horse but yeah Jesus I mean
you get what you pay for
get what you're paid for you we didn't
pay for you to enter this yeah I'll see
you voted for the people people pit pick
these uh characters and some of them are
not you know exactly it's great as
others so our next match is going to be
um I got to tell you because you're not
looking for the list yeah you're gonna
tell me okay I'll just do this how about
this Pinkie Pie I forget how many
brackets do we have we have one bracket
or I mean how many 16 matches no 15 if
you could the final and then the
tournament match will make the title
match make it 16 now so we have 16
matches on this tournament so far peaky
and cadence match so I'm looking for the
bracket there's not been a body God yet
because there hasn't been any broken
tables but we're trying to get try to
get to the explosion yet we haven't got
the explosion yet that's the weird thing
yeah no explosions also I gotta get into
situ band improve that because there's
also gonna be you're the best auto mod
thank you
yeah Oh pinkie doesn't have the best
record in best record so okay
cadence is based on progress like a
person by name and Nikolas TNA fans
might know him as Magnus our Brutus
Magnus whenever he was in TNA did not
wrestle in WWE NWA World Champion I
think still somehow yeah and Pinkie Pie
is based on the only character I thought
would be a perfect fit for pinkie
Stardust or Cody Rhodes whoever you want
to call yes because Stardust was
probably the most fucking insane
character pinkie going for that
chokehold it's a sleeper not another
actually it is a deaf match two
chocolates would technically be legal
but yeah Pinkie Pie is a pretty crap
record in UWE yeah boy then again we
were doing just regular matches and you
know this is a deaf match this might be
just pinky's type of match yeah he was
everything like it was not UWE yep you
do what's Cadence's record I can't think
of that off the time you know I needed
to bring up the record sheet which is
old but I can get you something like
that I didn't I didn't really prepare
any sort of document to open up stuff so
last time I checked which is probably
two weeks ago that this thing was an
updated she was four and five she's
probably like for like five and six
right now yeah
I think everyone's taken a loss and a
win since I last updated the win-loss
record list except for Trixie has taken
like two wins
and finally has a loss yeah I mean are
we are we gonna count this toward her
record fuck yeah
why wouldn't I Eric its Anna fit it's
it's it's an official tournament we have
a title match the main event it's gonna
be a tournament it's gonna work that way
all righty
pinky going for that submission so
Trixie's taking that loss to the record
machine I'm sorry for any Trixie fans
but I'm happy that she actually lost a
match finally holy shit I mean she's
still like 15 in one eye
yeah I think that might be actually a
record also I think pinkies trying to
either to choke out cadence and they
caused it to bleed does not want to go
into the barbed wire barbed wire is not
fuck never mind
pinkies bleeding pinky I started to
bleed on the canvas yep she is bleeding
and that might be Candy's turn to bleed
yeah no it's how much Kate it's still
not bleeding which is unlucky
thank you going for the pin count only
at you count come on crossroads no
Porter oh this might be is that it maybe
one her to bleed candidates is not
bleeding still you know pinkie when you
dope yours is our result the first time
you got do it over and over again so I
think pinkie might just keep drawing
kids to the bar wire until she actually
bleeds
she just oh I think we're gonna chair
okay Denise is bleeding oh gosh
figure four I don't think answers video
more that might be the pinkies gonna
join the amount of wrestlers that have
won matches while bleeding when the
opponent doesn't so you know anyone that
phases like Abdullah the Butcher you
know what that should we should based
pinky off of New Jack no come on now you
can't you can't just base pinky off of
New Jack Oh God oh that's an attitude
yep
that's the finish but obviously pinky
just not gonna let it go now she's
bleeding now okay it's is busted open
yeah and everything is now equal nope
it's been packed
and suplex you know I I keep forgetting
that cadence has that outfit fun canonic
Oh - OH - cow that kids has an outfit
canonically yeah she does effectively in
the know who's worse yeah then again I
why didn't you base pinky off Mick Foley
it would've been a hard to decide which
make Foley to use no no that's that's
what we you use pink use Mick Foley mod
as or limestone as Cactus Jack no we're
not gonna get four characters the same
fucking Musa stop it
holding that would change like mandible
claw doesn't really go from one to the
other
I just think that no we're not gonna be
all Punk no the pie family is not all
gonna be big forward also PG should
totally big Kylie ray at the time Kylie
ray was not in dough today when we
started this that would've been three or
four years four years ago maybe - yes
the answer is yes nope there's a funny
status that that code breaker
[Applause]
whose vessel well currently right now
our best waifu is trixie but knowing how
this gut is going tricks he might just
lose that bill
also it's also we already had Applejack
try and take the title she couldn't do
it twice we had all the blades already
take it once she lost we had rarity try
and take it she lost we had tempest try
take it she lost I'm best Paul is
whoever is your favorite in your heart
shut up chip it's the champion
crossroads OS has come the end this
could be another tease before the
explosion
one two you're damn right or even well
we can't get to 50 bits for the fucking
great explosion what a fucking great
tournament also the AI picking up
weapons is actually a cert a certain
thing I'm gonna explain this in the best
way I can because it's gonna be hard to
explain
fire pro AI and everything fire pro AI
is all based on percentages so 50% of
time it should do this thing
25% of time it should do this thing 10%
of time and so on it should do this
thing but that random number generator
basically sometimes says well fuck you
I'm not gonna have this character do
this one thing because fuck you and
that's why sometimes you get characters
not wanting to pick up weapons also are
also there's conflicting purse edges
going to play as well like pick up
weapon is conflicted with do a grapple
or do a move well they're down more etc
etc our next match is floor versus pit
fire fast horse the og versus rich horse
rich forest did we were known if she's
actually pay attention
she actually officially richer she is
like married into rich doesn't I know I
know
well we only ever see her like three
times she shows up for the when rarity
went to actually funnily enough Fleur is
based on Ted DiBiase I know you did
didn't we - regular ted dibiase yeah we
did right yeah Ted jr. is not Ted senior
don't give me that they both add Virgil
look I could have Virgil if I paid 50
bucks isn't this fair isn't that fair
cadet Virgil my papers yeah
Virgil deal will spit Spitfires in a bit
of a disadvantage here she's is it bad I
almost wanted to pay the money for
Virgil to do cameo for this tournament
[Applause]
you know yeah I thought it benefits like
ponies and wrestling but he actually
didn't I be completely probably that's
fine I'll just talk to Xavier woods
he wore a brony t-shirt one time so
obviously he's got to be a brony
I'd like to imagine that Virgil fucking
if you paid him enough he'd fucking
shield for anything that is true and
there's the whole meme of him just
sitting at a convention like at his
booth spitfyre going for the roll-up
only one not you should know better
Spitfire you can't do roll-ups you can't
do roles right now you're about six
minutes away from actually getting a
result or you're like 17s finishers also
floor is bleeding currently yeah I do
like how we did um first time if we're
being honest I I enjoyed the gloves yeah
it's it's a mirror it's a weird thing
that we worked on her basically last
week to get her into this yeah people
voted for her and we're like oh well all
right
he's already planned to make her but
there was like I was good to lazily just
like put something together but but it
got full then we had to actually put
effort at some effort into it yeah also
quick pin by a Spitfire trying to get a
quick we're not gonna do anything good
job you know I'm surprised we have not
got anyone to the 15-minute explosion
death match ball yeah which also means
we haven't had a double knockout yet and
we haven't had to make gay um tiebreaker
round yet I say that and this match will
go to 15 minutes somehow
[Applause]
I'm just waiting for our first explosion
oh my god sledgehammer yeah fire he's
cement with that he is swinging hard
[Applause]
and they're both down but only Fleur is
bleeding yeah that shouldn't matter soon
but who really knows that this rain
oh god deaf German rip I that German is
nuts
also Spitfire is bleeding now yep I
could tell
yep blood everywhere Ponyboy to a med
and pony bed
coming soon to a vile near you I can
sell it on eBay and make billions only a
two-count
I'd like to imagine that the Wonderbolts
uniforms um don't stain very easily even
though they're all technically blue yeah
and not like you know the Bloods gonna
stain the outfit really badly but it
might be magically enchanted we don't
for female rarity is actually yet to
fight is the next man that's Matt she's
facing Celestia which is going to be at
their entertain pets from be personally
because the ear it means that rarities
gonna beat Celestia our she's me choke
slam to hell 10,000 times you'll find
out
I am I'm really scared of what Celeste
he could possibly do in this environment
I mean she's Kane
she's Kane because we because I had said
well you know it makes more sense for
you know fire in the Sun to be taker it
makes sense for them for the Moose and
just you know the dark versus the light
or the fire this is whatever yep even
though technically Lunas gimmick is more
like canes and takers and stick sitting
Germans that deadlift Germans against
point lifts German why would you Oh No
the wings of Saturn in those arms
getting those arms will shoot aft get a
tren rip full hearse arms off it look
like they're slam and kick to the face I
kick
superkick
but you do Spitfire
Kiko wrench suplex tokay onto a barbed
wire back ow
oh god well we'll see oh poor hands
barbed wire again they're both I hope it
doesn't end with another cock I mean
shit wouldn't that be the freakin
obvious play those just in every match
like before the 15-minute mark before
like the final match should we get to
explosion it's a double knockout yes oh
it's just the PES they're both really
hurt so it's good append if anyone gets
put in a submission or anyone gets put
in a finisher is it going to end the
match cuz I think it probably would
that's how Trixie retains her title it
goes to double count at a double
knockout and because because of the
church because of the role no it would
go to a tiebreaker
I'm gonna have that match go this high
break - it's got to have a winner there
can't be a loser on that title match
main event I'm sorry
what Oh God what crazy person decided
I'm going to actively work this barbed
wire around a baseball bat Mick Foley
that's fair
oh wait wait we're gonna get to it oh
shit got it whoo
it was alive no one no one you have a
tiebreaker yes so so a fish the Richard
decision was basically we would debate
who did the best and put that person
through but it's like you know that'd be
fun but you'd all be complaining at us
for putting our our opinions into the
matchup so what was oh yeah so instead
so instead what we're doing is the
expulsion countdown will be set to 1
minute the crane will explode at the one
minute mark and whoever can win in this
sudden death match is the winner yes
now let us begin sudden death match yep
that's what it is pretty much so the
rainbow is-3 won't explode both waifu's
will be bleeding and well you know it's
basically to put double chaos at them
again the one-minute will knock double K
Ohio specifically tested this and made
sure of it not for anything II W related
but just in general it has been tested I
am NOT gonna ring the bell and cheat for
I do we have anyone based on Shawn
Michaels we don't have anyone based on
Bret Hart so this couldn't work anyway
okay
there is explosion and both are bleeding
that's typical don't don't back off like
Ric Flair please
now see the explosion is a shit-ton
amount of damage which means that this
could possibly win the match right here
it also almost killed the ref so anon is
bleeding
yes anon is bleeding Oh Ananse fine he
bleeds a lot anyway I'm pretty sure
don't don't worry it's just ketchup no
it's not dead look German one two three
wins you won't mean by sudden death I
mean the submission didn't work with the
pin but the villager bit did yep commish
Patrick's hey hey I see that I didn't
pay anyone off stop it
I'm also looking in the Uwe threat it's
like someone pay I pay Trixie off no I
did all right it's bit far and now our
final match of the first bracket Oh God
rarity vs. Celestia let's see how either
Celestia fucking destroys rarity or
rarity humbles the princess before I
forget this they happen
all right so this basically a white
unicorn a white alicorn and basically a
budget barbed wire exploding c4 all
right I know
is it slow is it Celestia's time to
finally we've had this issue where
Celestia has been on the doorstep
actually getting a title shot against
Trixie
but Celestia never comes through in the
end in the number one contendership
matches she needs to win also rarities
had a shot lost she hasn't got another
shot for a while yeah it's been an
interesting ride watching rarity go up
and down the card she's still at the
near two table she just you know like
Celestia Apple you know she had that
talent match it doesn't like Celestia
pretty much has been more hovering
around the top spot but can never get
the normal kind of shit
Celestia blades she yeah she might win
if she bleeds we've also had we had a
thing where Celestia blood and she just
chokeslam but who was it that she chokes
that was a bonbon I believe said it was
bum bon bon bon busted Celeste the open
it's less it was like chokeslam
chokeslam chokeslam last ride last ride
chokeslam powerbomb pity so please be
advised Celestia can be Reggie like you
know half of them I don't think you win
this match not busting some not busting
someone open though I mean it's kind of
an inevitability at this point that
someone's gonna bleed yeah well yeah
there is also we've also had matches
that people had have not been busted
open today but if you brandy goes for
quick pin rarity come on then watch to
you it goes for a pin are you both just
gonna try and clip in each other stop
truck and equip it man
it's funny I sometimes forget that cane
hat even has submissions that in his
arsenal he does I mean he has a lot of
stuff in his arsenal that no one
realizes like if we had the because he
never uses any of them I mean they
rarely come out the rare moves but you
fall moveset you know you know what
that's fair
Jim stone to stone knock you to stone
one very good Danny no ya ain't gonna do
it no feds Celestion ain't gonna fucking
do it
wait really we're dumbest we're not even
like how sexual harassment it might have
been we don't know we have to go to the
referee for this anon anon doesn't care
Ananse fine with it Oh nan gets to see
these two very pretty ponies that's
fighting each other in and he gets to
see them in compromising positions anon
gets to be really close up is that what
you say yes
clothes like nope Oh she goes for the
throat cut yeah oh no no tombstone yeah
it is on a chair the tomb rolled onto
the chair I think we heard he might be
no no Rudy JD's fuck yeah where needs to
about mountain offense here having so
many issues
up oh no no blood things might be
turning around for a joke joke joke joke
joke joke joke that's that I got it yeah
we're already used to getting choked
though oh hey mister hey mister hey not
the famouser one gun that was gonna use
something running power running power
slam rip the stinking up nope suplex
suplex and they're both down
it's rarity make a comeback here gets
punched in the face I don't think that's
gonna you come back up 1-nothing
she just hasn't done enough damage
that's where it is she's tried to do
we're trying to put Celestia into the
bar wire but Celestia is not going
another running power I don't blame her
she's trying to get some damage up but
it's like Celeste just doesn't want to
get Oh ref bumped down town or not down
no no pic to the back
oh SIG's act Oh also
hit up the drop toe hold it not come to
count one two two it's actually making
progress okay that's actually making a
lot of progress yeah this might not be
good also it's not bleeding again
probably Oh God's mission yep he's
bleeding yep so everyone's bleeding but
Celestia I just want that to be said
she's like God is she is she I don't
know nope not bleeding I was gonna say
baseball bat she was but then uh
Celestia said no Celestia how just
pacing around
yeah they got chalk slam slam Oh God
okay um on the sledgehammer a deathblow
that's fucking dead that is dead that is
ultra dead that is so so fucking dead
rarity is fucking dead
that is that is disappointing
I mean not disappointing but holy fuck
that I'm surprised with a KO she got her
head smashed into the the hammerhead she
got she got which means she got like
stuck in the ring mat and now are we're
on to the second round
starting with starlight versus rainbow -
can fast horse to fast horse beat me Wow
horse Glen glam let us see now
you know it's funny I didn't expect like
these these brackets are kind of crazy
we have star livers Rainbow Dash
Applejack versus toy light tempest and
Pinkie Pie and then Spitfire vs.
Celestia this Spitfires gonna lay down
let's list yet beat her nah actually
don't remember have did reigns ever do a
solo match against Punk when he was in
hard to think did it because Punk had
Punk at single of Ambrose right yeah and
punk had and I don't know if Punk
singled with Rollins I don't think he
did I think it was always punk and
someone versus the shield yeah reigns
I think punk was gonna fight reigns
eventually yeah but it's like no I quit
you know yes josh is in a weird position
here because if she wins she either has
to go up against Applejack or Twilight
admittedly it's a bit hard to master so
are you sorry there
it's apple-pie odo to riff for in this
match I'll be bluntly honest a few I
know
[Music]
and now the chat is debating whether or
not Sterilite should have massive kids
yeah unfortunately there's no tip meter
in FirePro world we're looking at the
chess meter and you do not want me to
crease the entire chest yeah two point
nine already Easterling is that because
that increases the entire chest not just
the boob area it looks weird now again
we look weird regardless someone has to
do the sprite work they could do that
[Applause]
Japanese female wrestlers are not known
for huge tits Tsongas yeah also really
not really American female Russell's
currently not that huge either
I don't think Ellie's the days of sunny
and sable are long gone the sunny it's
stable actually actually sable wrestled
that sunny ever actually you know
Russian wrestle and non dumb man that
was before by time
I didn't start watching rest like until
the ruthless aggression air yeah I you
told me this and I'm like you wasted
your time should've watched you should
have watched Austin in the rock and
stuff no she's just at catfights thank
you very much that's exactly what I was
thinking she did a lot of cat fights
beauty contests - those were a big thing
back in the day you know with Jerry the
King Lawler is like the host or whatever
puppies
[Applause]
also won't comment what we're talking
about this both of them are bleeding so
obviously everything is balanced but
someone has to win this match
[Applause]
he prints it harden hurt yeah it's it's
what it's what they officially call that
era so that's kind of you know their
thing to count already - needs to get
the fucking go to go to sleep yeah she
needs to get some offense in starlight
has been just kind of picking at her so
slowly and they're both down now yeah
but I really think it's um - - - houses
are finished so there's that glimmer
house hit a Samoan drop do you want to
change that name to like the I can't
call it the commie drop anymore
good boy 9kx and down she goes
back elbow here we go a powerbomb this
is a crucifix Carbone she wants to hit
that drop kick
- up first Anaconda vise kind of ice
will starlight tap no no it's not oh the
sto is that going to go into it there we
go yes it does yes it does again other
Anaconda vise trying to break her neck
or rip her head off I can't tell nope
DDT
Oh help us to the back of the head Jesus
and starlight is bleeding - just waiting
stalking stalking - are you okay no she
was stalking and didn't come out well
never who knew she was there
uppercut good yeah she was just
moonwalking on glimmer at 13 minutes two
more minutes game time and distance ring
he's gonna explode kind of yep kick to
the head
starlight needs to make a pin
someone's got to make a pin or
submission Samoan drop that makes me a
penny move on the jammer she does is
this gonna begin isn't clip laughter yes
it is really what starlight takes the
win Wow glimmer
[Applause]
fucking glimmer 99% Samoan call me drop
whatever you wanna call it how about I
Applejack and Twilight I will laugh my
ass off if Apple if starlight makes no
and then loses to Trixie well you mean
if starlight wins the entire tournament
and then was Trixie in the table match
yes I will laugh my ass off it is now
time for Applejack and Twilight Apple
book book horse versus Apple horse so
any of any matches you technically
disagree if he can play man on yeah and
on and on is what we blame for most
things well I play spike but spike has
nothing to do with this technically so
you guys willing spike if you want all
the blame in spike for any reason I
disagree with or according chat spike is
a Chad which I don't necessarily
disagree with
[Applause]
well then you all have to be on the same
page you blame one specific and on so
finding on that you want to blame for
this it it can't be me a came to my
co-host it obviously it has to be
someone has to take the Brandt blame for
it
when we blame you we go I'll just blame
Corp Corp you're the Profi it's your
fault you you invited this okay Riley vs
Applejack so the basic thing is do the
exact opposite of what Fluttershy did do
not get put in twenty six ankle locks
for love of all that is holy
please do not have your ankles broken by
Apple drop mankind ponykind waifu kind
x1 kind at coin well yeah we technically
you know what the funny thing is I think
the worst vote-getters that we had for
uh for this tournament worse are still
what I say it was Adagio ensenada yeah
yeah Adagio sanada I got the lowest
number of votes votes in this entire in
the poll that we did for who do you want
to see in this so no one likes sirens
already didn't get that much either I
think she got one more vote than those
two yeah that's why they were any opener
[Applause]
I find it weird that people like aria
like I I know several people who like
Aria more than the other to do sirens
and like I'm already kind of black on
the sirens overall but by far Aria like
canonically I has buildings personality
I mean you're you're right I should have
posted the sirens threads but than the
siren threads but would that have been
would that have been good or if we're
gonna do something like that I would
been an idiot and being like you know
what every single ye through thread I'm
gonna post these links in and I'm being
told to get the fuck out
suplex
[Applause]
Jack since you're asking me to do a lot
I don't have imagination doesn't imagine
imagination because he watches old retro
TV shows yeah knows I'm a nostalgic guy
[Applause]
belly-to-belly yeah I don't really like
any of the sirens I feel like they are
overhyped to hell okay
are you gonna possibly anchor ate an
entire fanbase like like there are more
there there are 111 connected users here
you're gonna probably anger someone I'm
sure yes they were good villains but the
problem with a good villain and I feel
like a lot of people overlook this is in
order for a villain to work beyond just
being a villain they have to have a
motivation beyond just being evil it's
it's the age-old question of one side
rule the world what next
[Applause]
spin out backdrop by twilight applejack
bleeding I'm getting away from his
conversation before that bid support
comes in my direction
it's like okay the sirens succeed they
brainwash everyone what next
they're still stuck in the human world
they don't know the portal exists yeah
Tarek is probably the biggest example of
that he didn't have a plan he just
wanted to be big and strong swing the
bat swing the bat no come on
Twilight you got a new meeting Blake
he's like I want all the magic in
Equestria why because I want all the
magic in Equestria okay dude
[Applause]
no see somber is the one villain i legit
think had a legitimate reason to be evil
he was a king so I see and Luna
basically he came up to his country said
hey we don't like you
let's banish you to the frozen north for
a thousand years and the only reason
somber was evil
was because fucking he wanted revenge
for Celestia and Luna dicking him over
is it really enslavement if they're your
subjects oh no here we go this would be
something like he was a monarch
Caressa suplex
hanka walk
talk about this discussion apple's
trying to come back from and yeah
Applejack is trying to amount to come
back here after Twilight's leg
yeah Applejack has a instinctual maître
ding khals okay Twilight even gold
stopped her a little bit you've got to
actually hit never mind
explosion fucking knocked out tiebreaker
tiebreaker time tiebreaker oh well throw
throw every segment of Twilight
dominating this match out of the window
because we're in the tiebreaker rip
we're a tiebreaker mode slipper
sudden-death super side and death
this is technically apples match to
prove that you know even though I was
getting my ass kicked for about like 3/4
well two thirds of that match this is my
opportunity to come back yeah toilet
just dude does attitude adjustment
energy adjustment Eddie could she very
well could but depends of that dice roll
is gonna be actually on that several
times can I just say I really hate the
name attitude adjustment blame just
because it had it was fu yeah good and
you know evident just it makes perfect
sense for Twila who serves up attitude
adjustments and tournaments people turns
villains face
now they're both bleeding of course
who's gonna give up okay both yep yeah
see assistant equalizes what is it just
basically adds a lot of damage
Apple Twilight she's throwing her
Twilight spacing but I think she's
waiting what are you doing twice German
okay German on herself
yep
got wrench the ankles the equals
available the ankles available goes
right after it right after it right
after it is she gonna the chap no she
does not
I think it's easier to get a pinfall in
the submission at this rate but she's
going after those legs with incredible
passion
I don't think this'll be I'm the only
one allowed to have kicks McGee peple
slam pin no she's going out to the ankle
again Jesus nope yeah that's the sad
Twilight taps ah
applejack well it's just like they're
bleeding out Jesus yep
Apple just wanted the yeah leg what 20
Twilight hat opportunity I think one one
attitude adjustment would have won the
match but no she just looked like I'm
gonna throw nurse in our first friend
get me finals is going to be starlight
glimmer versus Applejack but first we
have to get through our second bracket
and our next match okay tempest shadow
Pinkie Pie okay pinks I want you to be
very very ready to go pink Punk versus
combat horse you love pinkie wins this
entire thing is it technically pink
skier here too
tempis shadow is braun strowman so it is
brawn versus cody rhodes
uh yeah Cody Rhodes playing Stardust
yeah
[Applause]
pinkie pie's I know that the funniest
thing would be if like middle of a match
Pinkie Pie just pulls out her party
cannon shoots tempest head off that
sounds like a deaf battle thing that's
not hot this is a death match I mean
yeah but actual death is not really it
would really suck gonna be killed the
rest of our roster that's fair also did
they ever fight before I cannot recall
them actually fighting at all so this is
the first I match up also let's be
awesome it was a death battle pinkie
would probably obliterate so much of MLP
just because she's just too much yeah
she has a lot of physics
just try to tap out tempest nope yes too
early to be typing out tapping out
anyone
it's funny because pinkie pinkie pie is
one of those characters I sometimes
forget has some of the abilities she has
like I sometimes forget the mirror pool
existed for an episode but then you see
oh yeah she has the ability to clone
herself that's a thing that can happen
that's something today no no see see I
always call her edge horseman backstory
as as I like to call starlight it's
gonna bleed everything
Tommy horseman backstory
you know it's funny things we'd actually
get that up with the sprite we can
actually get some better graphics
hopefully I mean especially like the
cutie marks and all that stuff that'd be
that'd be good to get if we can actually
do that they're probably not two bucks
double drop can we talk oh fuck
Wow speak up on the back of her head we
just talked about how if it was Pinkie
Pie who had gone up against the Ursa
Major she would have totally kicked it
to ass true and yet tempest here lost a
whore and do it did she actually exact
it or did she not zap it like I don't
know it was only at like a five-second
flashback that we saw
spy buster
[Applause]
crossroads nope nope
pinkie pie's trying to get some momentum
here yeah I wonder if her losing her
horns that hoard is basically the broken
artist a lethal weapon sometimes
actually Zack the Ursa when it snapped
or not I don't know actor I'm more
surprised that you came out of that
encounter alive at all like if I tried
to fight a bear it wouldn't win this is
pinky's match this is literally pinky's
match I think I think tempest needs to
make a big comeback before she actually
think Pinkie Pie
[Applause]
needs to keep her momentum going
yeah but 102 no oh okay okay it's closer
than I thought that's closer I thought
Oh pinkie you might need to get serious
ping-pong hit your finisher or you'd see
it like all about breakers Oh God Full
Nelson oh nothing
toys crack also
thank you probably ain't happen though
side slam course Paul Keynes happened
but Fogg needs to do something
Oh punchy punchy punch oh oh
punk punk no here we go no I thought
she's gonna pick up Tempest and go
around for the crossroads but apparently
not gets up though wait wait no
countered again
spinebuster I think it's gonna pick up
once different back raffle is this
crossroads under the bar Waterloo sold
no solo what the fuck my god there was a
no sell the pin after the backbreaker no
one is this - no no thank-you pie come
on I'll try not to play favorites here
but also go pinky I've tried to play
favorites here but go pinky okay pinky
[Applause]
oh oh no oh no oh no no hurry
oh geez think if I fuck is dead the
long-lived Punk
so I think we found our one character
and the semi-finals that's well actually
now we have two kickers in the finals
that might anger a fair amount of anons
what what angers more tempest or a
starlight that's my question to you
I don't know but first we need to see is
Spitfire vs. Celestia fire horse versus
Sun horse Celestia can be fire horse
it's alright you guys Oh Celestia when's
this lust will just chokeslam tempest
before one star Pony Meltzer
[Applause]
you know it's funny what what I didn't
expect the Spitfire to get past Fleur
because I had thought it does not the
blue and red quarter thing does not fuck
with who wins it basically just puts
what side they're going to be on no no
it doesn't
we are literally playing random number
generator with fire pro world yep there
are no biases there is no rigging we are
at the mercy I mean if you read if you
want rigging we could try the rig it'd
be obvious very obvious yeah because one
of us would be actually playing well no
I would know other than playing if I did
it it would pretty much be well this one
characters gonna get wind because I'm
gonna make it like a little completely
one-sided match where a character will
just hit every single move and not let
the opponent do anything yeah who's the
yellow one that Spitfire if I are gonna
get her leg broken maybe if she doesn't
get chokes led by Celestia chokeslam
tombstone powerful pomp in Oh God in the
forum to the face why am I not playing
the ax superior and deke wrestling game
I am NOT a big I am hesitant on M Dickey
because of basic reasons being it I
don't like the AI in it it's a fun game
to dick around in sometimes but I prefer
this for entertaining matches when even
if you're not doing like the dumbest
shit even though I say that we're doing
the dumbest shit
[Applause]
you can't also you can't really program
AI in M Dicky than this this you can
program AI any other way you can't
someone's running a suicide hot wok
I I believe that's the other reason we
don't use WWE games is the AI and those
games are terrible well I mean it we'd
be we'd have to be fine if we use the
game like smackdown vs raw 2006 or
something like that well the problem is
you only get 30 at it edits and I'm
pretty sure we're already over 30 yep
I will definitely be L over 30 after I
start making like all the eqg
shadowbolts that have the same goofs the
EQ G set shadowbolts are on the list
they're just way down on the list and it
goes apps higher because I can just make
her a bounce off a Spitfire or lightning
dust
well sorry I'm pallid slop of I'm sorry
[Applause]
kicking so let's get in the face and
then going for a German suplex
by the way you want to know you made
wine you made the bad idea of putting
Celestia Silesia so I got a joke
Celestia is bleeding so she's gonna try
and just murder Spitfire now
actually we've done this before I
remember this match back we did the
actual leagues yeah and this is the
exact same thang Spitfire made Celestia
blade and Celestia said well fuck you
[Applause]
by the way surprisingly we actually made
it through two hours of our stream we're
actually gonna be close to or the three
hour mark
the last good WWE game was 2010 I
believe no no the one for Wrestlemania
1302 2007 2007
I like truth truth be told I'm actually
the real answer is to be all stars
even though all services basically the
arcade equivalent of making another
rustle fest oh god joke slam chokeslam
oh-ho-ho Spitfire got out of it she
shake a bear hug
oh no that bear hug dick the bear can
defeat bears the bear hug can defeat oh
okay
I guess paid fires not a bear
I think so let's just looking to end it
yep yep
got his blood everywhere
yep
Spitfire loses Celestia goes on we have
four matches left that we know because
we could Ozzy full throwing some filler
after the tournament and the title match
if needed to Celestia B it's been fire
Spitfire dies not dies dies but dice
like okay all right
where is glen blam glim glam and apples
what if apples does win this and gets a
top gets a third title shot I don't
fucking know I'd be really mad for those
unaware Applejack has for the last month
gotten two different title shots because
she got her first title shot
legitimately
and then beat she got she got she got
two title tongue shots
legitimately you just didn't like the
other way he's got another straight
notch effort of having to play in that's
what you hated you thought she should
have moved you you thought she should
have moved to rank number ten and fight
her way back up but it's like now she
can be in the number contendership match
she won that because i don't i wanted to
prevent exactly that look it doesn't
matter if Applejack makes the final
she's deserved the win as she's deserved
her third title shot do you not agree
[Applause]
[Music]
and I'm not gonna give each Trixie it's
a new champion and if she loses it to
Trixie it fine I'll drop her off the top
ten alright then
but she's got to first lose to Trixie
and win this tournament and she's
fighting glimmer and the finals end up
being glimmer versus tempest I think
half the connected users are going to
leave I wouldn't doubt it
whoo yeah every number assault maybe
some dough asked good WWE game that I
played was 22 K 14 I I like to K 2 K 14
is probably the best of the best of that
era of that that engine of games I would
say yeah but and this just be saying it
it's still pretty shit the gameplay I
mean not the gameplay but the AI is shit
I'm not that picky when it comes to a
guy has been shit in that series since
they went to the new engine like I could
even say that I don't know apples
decided to be Apple Apple B in Apple is
Apple just getting cocky and confident
it's weird we haven't seen a single
sphere from starlight okay so here's the
reason possibly that might be so one of
her Spears is a running spear obviously
she's not gonna do that because she's
got to run off the ropes yeah and she's
not gonna like just straight-up run out
of when they go for a spear the other
one is like from a turnbuckle
not on top I like doing the corner to
center and that's yeah that's a scenario
that I don't think we'll be coming in at
all yeah but Jackson that's the thing i
like it when i muscle-memory all the
reverse point you know fun here was a
fun game to reverse 50 reversals in what
day of reckoning never played it so it
limits some characters but not as much
as you think it would because obviously
every character here in our in it in
this tournament at least has like
alternate moves that do the same amount
of damage that they could actually get
pitfalls of submissions from so it just
it takes out an option but doesn't take
out like you know that big an option
like glimmer still got a Samoan drop
adiy crucifix powerbomb that she's got
that are both very powerful moves and
are both very good in situations
applejack has an ankle lock in an apple
slam she doesn't really have any sort of
restriction but her moves kind of hurt
her AI is all about Apple sliding and
Apple ankle locks you're gonna say Apple
lucky fucker it's the Apple it's not the
Apple watch isn't break at Apple there
is no Apple on the foot leg
[Applause]
the real matches don't really last as
long depend um it depends on this show
and depends on the pay-per-view it
depends on where they are on the car
technically I mean your main event
matches would probably go probably
around a double probably probably go 20
20 minutes maybe I like to say 20 yeah
but if you go to Japan your matches can
go 40 minutes an hour Oh Applejack just
fucking broke
Starlights leg to air browse ASP
occasionally
but why in Japan they go 60 minutes
without doing a Iron Man match
Starlights leg is fucking broken
Applejack wins with critical ankle lock
so yeah also 69% nice 69 fucking great
69
all right so Tempest is Celestia who a
boy yep
tempest versus Celestia
I will to actually be very proud of
herself okay that's all yes - I'll make
sure hippest and Celestia we're gonna
end up with like a lot of time because
we're only about ten minutes in and
we're at our second semi-final match
yeah so we're definitely got to fill
with requested chat matches probably
somewhere out here not for titles of
course but technically yes this is
technically revenge and unfortunately
tempest left or balls at home
[Applause]
you're gonna get angry if Applejack is
away this whole tournament aren't you
kinda because you're already went over
this but you're gonna be legitimately
salty a little bit yeah you were
legitimately salty that sunset wasn't
hard to term it you're gonna be
legitimately salty winner
if Applejack wins this whole entire
thing not not win but if I don't I think
Applejack actually does have a good
match with either one of these maybe not
Celestia and take Celeste you could
probably help
however Applejack it's gotta be Cain
you know I always kind of debate with it
myself
how powerful Celestia actually is in
Cannon because like everyone points to
the oh she can move the Sun feet and I'm
like is she actually moving the Sun are
you saying that she's like a fraud no
I'm saying that you're pretty much
calling her a fraud it's serious
there's a big difference between
actually like physically moving the Sun
through the sky and simply adjusting its
orbit
look see look this is what happens when
you say stuff like that
[Applause]
you're now officially an enemy of the
city limits saying that's what she isn't
powerful I stand by the fact that she's
at the very least a demigod shot suit
hey don't count your chickens before
they hatch Jackson that is that question
that I don't like to think about too
hard because the more I think about the
Sun orbiting a planet the more my head
hurts
I feel far I felt bad for Luna who
didn't get invited to wrestle in this
tournament yet people voted I have no
idea how Luna had less votes in tempest
or Autumn Blaze yeah that that one threw
me off
I think the Luna fans just kind of like
let let let let Luna down
[Applause]
I mean I voted for my eight choices
[Applause]
the poll was during a poll is not the
poll was the post started during the day
I'm pretty sure it was up for about a
week actually no it's more like five
days wasn't week
well that's a you problem you should
have voted truth be told I posted the
the polls in the con then in our regular
topic a regular thread one - no no yeah
no but we're going to celesta versus
applejack in the finals oh no wait wait
wait wait wait nope maybe not
well maybe not no no okay Oh chokeslam
will she go for the pan of course one -
yeah okay
applejack versus print the Celestia
that is our fight that is our final yeah
I'm gonna check prediction see if
anyone's actually close here there were
nine uh brackets made who is the best
right now this person has snuck in and
picked apples looks like they actually
win the Applejack the last second
man they got 15 points but also they
picked derpy and cadance right so we hit
the finals now or should we do some
fillers I say we go straight into the
finals and then we do some fillers and
then Idol match
yes so switch tempest apples all right
apples it's up to you to fight Celestia
could Celestia overpower her Apple Jacks
need to break every single leg her will
she end up you know getting her leg
broken she has a Applejack has a chronic
illness she sees a leg she's like I need
to break that and she looks at her own
legs and she's like crap I guess I have
to break those two yeah should actually
this brackets pretty good of that has
both finalists - holy crap
no no see the main event is whoever wins
this needs to face Trixie for the title
yep this is this is not the main event
Foley this is the final match of the
tournament though
[Applause]
so there's a possibility that church
they could end up being the last laugh
or end up being the most disappointed
can result it tricks is the final boss
it's this match in filler matches than
the final boss comes still got about so
got about 45 minutes before we actually
get done with this cast
[Applause]
I never know I never knew that Applejack
had leg PTSD yep apparently so this is
this is all cannon to the universe yes
this is cannon now everything's dandy
also maybe trixie lost the Twilight on
purpose in the first route just so she
could have a successful defense in the
actual mean event
yeah she she totally wet Twilight win so
she wouldn't have to deal with all these
other peasants whatever lost to what
what it Twilight look me Trixie
texacalimatt spy light is an Confederate
ship for a title shot no it was part of
a tournament I mean you still lost it's
your first loss I'm not saying that she
gets a title shot but I'm saying that
she possibly slips to the number one
contendership match we already have like
five people no we don't Fluttershy a
tree hugger don't count their attack oh
there might they're actually split up
they're not that what I just lost the
tag belts so they're not really mister
gonna know but II we still have rarity
who deserves a title shot rarity
sigh keep going sunset he's up there no
you're not doing this I'm know I'm
looking at the current win look yeah
it's not not right you you you you've
lost like two matches since then I don't
think you're in there I think you need I
know we update the list don't tell me we
need update the list I know we need to
update it and watch check I tell me I
need to update the list I know I need to
update those win-loss record I also seem
to update our top ten but
what we got here is probably here here's
what we got Fluttershy Treehugger yeah
rarity Celestia okay and then that's
probably it
right now I don't think vinyls close I
mean if I was a champion citizen account
I don't think sunsets over 500 again
Twilight might be actually close well it
will probably be next
it wasn't toilet like bottom of the list
before
yeah but she's climbed up pretty high
she's in the top ten right I suggest
going for that leg of course she is
can't knock for a leg Oh
in a plot twist Celestia is going for
her leg PTSD could have happened okay
turns out it turns out this entire time
it's just Applejack has a foot fetish No
okay waiting for it chokeslam chokeslam
oh boy oh god that was not a critical I
thought that was gonna be crits 1 2 no
2.9 running power slam Applejack make a
counter P breaker going out that leg
again nope never mind wake up oh okay
also people will want to ask me how was
critical coming to play there's a
certain percentage that happens on your
finisher that if it happens you get an
instant crit and you win the match I
think it's like my percent is it or it's
either fiber yeah fiber one I can't
remember
Oh quick one no no
now see this is a bad thing because
Silesia is actually fully in this lead
oh god knee to the face Oh Applejack you
need to make that come back sleeper
Oh sleeper I think I think nope not
gonna do it Applejack Applejack is is a
big kind of trouble like big breaker
hate breaker and not gonna do much here
spinebuster take a bit of a breather
because she's been beat up pretty badly
belly-to-belly welly that's a suplex
more leg punches nope here we go going
free I'm gonna punch her right in the
face aren't you right in the face
Applejack - now Fendi is deep defense
that ain't even like getting socked in
the face so let's take it done any move
but she's just punched Applejack in the
face
[Applause]
hold up your pants there no there's a
belly-to-belly I think she's trying to
assemble that the title is gonna be the
cackle yep suplex tombstone has not come
up in a bit way for that or a chokeslam
a choke that's not a joke a half a
chokeslam Oh tapped out Applejack ain't
Celestia for the wind all right so let's
hear for hunts to the final that now we
have about half an hour left I say we do
2/3 filler matches okay then what do you
guys want to see give us some success
there we go we're actually on Twitch so
the whole twitch stream will be uploaded
to YouTube probably within the end of
the night yeah okay
Sanada versus I think that's another yes
and Anna versus who perks you give a
full list of cares that we have here in
case anyone actually wonders Treehugger
show Adagio Applejack Aria autumn berry
bonbon chrysalis cocoa Derby Emperor but
he does limestone Lyra Maud minuet
Octavia pinkie cadence Celestia Luna -
they're in a silver stream it's not a
Spitfire glimmer of sunset Tempest tree
hugger
Trixie torte Twilight vinyl and Sakura
and you aren't getting any actual
resolution so all right that's it has
never been done as far as I'm worried
this match has never been done we have a
lot of matches that have never been done
because a lot of these wife who's just
got added so like floor and minuet are
recently added Fleur was never most
lurid the returns
I don't know I don't think floor was in
return so floor and minuet was go-to
versus lightness not to remember that
for next up but we're out rerun a couple
or if any match like gets like a big so
those things might be fun it Sonata vs.
Treehugger Gila versus lightened us and
if we have time for versus minuet yeah
we'll have to see it just depends on
really how quick these matches are
because it varies also I like the custom
ring even though I kind of you know
fucked up on so the the actual image of
the on the canvas was a downloaded and
you know I put the green in the
background and the aprons well I've had
the aprons for a long time and I just
said well fuck it let's just use the old
aprons of like the Trixie one and the
vinyl ones I made the rest of the ring
that really take a long look it annoyed
me is that I couldn't do the the ring
edit mode needs a copy and paste button
because like putting it together like
the specific colors for the ring post
and the ropes and the stuff which you
didn't see which you won't see for a
hassle because you had to fuck around
with a goddamn ax you know the paint
square with like all the colors and the
shades and the shit you couldn't you
couldn't like input numbers you'd had to
like rotate stuff
[Applause]
roll on fireman's carry Danny moonsault
a lot of bleeding why did I choose to
sit directly on my tailbone well you
made a mistake I did make a mistake
that's not that's a lot of mistakes we
didn't get your we didn't get your
predictions here actually I yeah we just
kind of forgot about that well I'm sure
you were lost anyway I don't think would
have put two applejack what wow
says the guy who has a you know record
of how many wins how many losses
I think you've only won like twice in
the entire time that we've been doing
predictions since then since we I want
people to know we started since January
yeah and someone decided hey we're gonna
predict shit I mean I said well we only
predict and he's done how many losses
happy fucking balls this to many and
some of those are because of the main
event basically being double because
you're kind of fucked yeah
[Applause]
I forget who's Sanada based off of does
it make it be essays or is there no I
think it's cheap so so they were two
fabulous Freebirds all three of the best
I think Sonata was Garvin and I know for
those wondering
Treehugger is Rob Van Daan tree-huggers
Rob and IANS
[Applause]
and if anyone asks why Treehugger is Rob
and am pleased you know look up Rob Van
Dam and look up Rob Van Dam wheat
incident since to test its 1997 I pretty
sure like every like every year says
from like 1997 to like 2007 Rob or 2008
Rob Van Dam was busted for weed and
possession of weed I'm not sure if
that's true but it feels like it's been
true I mean that's why he had to drop
the WWE Championship the only other
person I would know that that's possibly
done more weed than Rob Van Dam would
either be I don't think Jeff Hardy did
it I think it would be Sabu by pretty
sure if Sabu we did a lot of things so
he wouldn't really fit tree hugger as
much as Rob Adem would anyone and who
needs to ask why tree huggers Rob Van
Dam is an undercover cop right there CI
hey that's their CI a really hard
[Applause]
I feel bad driver the undercover you
feel bad for him I feel bad for the
undercover cop West to look into the
hacker named 4chan and that's how it's a
cost yeah it's I love I love doing this
it's amazing
Sanada widtsoe piledriver fuck a Hoffa
trigger Gilda vs. lioness was next and
then I think it will menu ad versus
Florida if we have time I think we have
time
by the way Gilda's based gil was okay so
gluon was based on rusev at one point
yes Gilda was based on Roman reigns now
howie flirt we flipped them so Gilda's
now rusev and if she don't let her
jacket
I forget who lightning dust as Vegas Tom
Haas was it Austin Aries I believe which
makes sense because if any of them I
know people lost their he never did
Dobby or NXT at all did he he was on 205
live for a good what I thought I
couldn't oh yeah that's right was it you
sure was him yeah I can't remember
because he didn't do Jack's you at all
well he was on 205 live yeah he didn't
he do jack shit all onto if I have I'm
either
he wasn't like right I remember Brian
Kendrick no he quit he was the champ at
WrestleMania 32 it's funny high dollar
and well it's because it was put on the
pre-show and he got really mad about
that and quit because of it anyways
officers the giant dick you could
probably look up Austin Aries loses to
John was it Johnny
John John Morrison Oh Lord no it was
what was his name
Johnny Johnny mundo was a Johnny impact
in TNA I believe yeah it was Johnny
impact but I know I miss Johnny mundo
just look up Austin Aries leaves TNA and
you'll probably find that video of him
just sucking off the entire crowd and
being like fuck you all you don't
deserve me and he flicked off um then
you flick off the president to Dixie
Carter probably I don't actually watch
DNA you don't have to watch teenie to
watch a segment come on now I've shot
you've probably seen the video of
staying wearing a sting mask in the
crowd attack and Rob and damn
yes I have with the weakest chair
hotshot in history just like you know
you don't have to watch the ECW but
you've probably seen the video of
everyone throwing their chairs into the
ring
oh no that's a classic and possibly
possibly murdering who was it public
enemy with like all the chairs into the
rig Jim Cornette screaming stop touring
chairs into the ring and everyone just
throws more chairs
[Applause]
yeah I've seen that I've seen a lot of
video love gifts rustling is full of
gifts that's the only thing really add
to anything as I mean only thing
wrestling adds to anything is just a
whole bunch of fucking gifts
I need a gift of Shawn Michaels
superkicked stan AKA ty dillon dirt
Shawn Spears uses real name not as
fucking WT name anyway
Gilda going right in bleeding everywhere
okay Patrick beating up us
I wasn't sure that image was um
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but that is actually a nice
he dropped to the back of gilda's head
letting us better watch out you know I
would come up for a reason of why these
two who are fighting but do you really
need a reason
ya need a reason for why Yoda and my
ethos would fight each other they saw
each other and bots be honest yeah they
they they caught eyes lightning dust was
just going to fucking troll Rainbow Dash
the Gilda was going to say hi because
they're friends again for some reason
they locked eyes change paint off the
shining wizard one two but lightning
dust is just like bitch you want to go
and kill that witch absolutely that's
actually the finish that's actually the
finish will she tab no god no
fishermen brainbuster
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deadlift German one two
nope yeah nine we're close here they're
both bleeding now it's great I think we
may actually get to the gets a minuet
and floor and then we'll probably have
the title match of that yeah
we need to make a fucking spreadsheet of
all the care all the bases and there we
need to do a lot of things be honest we
do need to do a lot of things
I can't believe that freak enough want
to turn I can't believe that freaking
actually look at this bracket the only
person I have questioned their loss be
Lyra I mean - beating Lyra is easily she
did yeah I mean I thought Lyra with the
trouble in paradise and she can hit it
from a standing position would have been
great but no apparently not you just
sucked okay
dust beats Gilda with a rip sure all
right
and now in the final final match for the
final actual match yes in the semi main
event
fleur-de-lys versus cold alphabetical
I'm losing my fucking mind you may be
rich bitch but you still need to brush
your goddamn teeth stop it
minuet slash Colgate slash dentist slash
um the only character that we had that's
based on well yeah because she's dead
based on dr. Britt Baker from aew
somehow because I mean yeah dr. Brett
Baker DMD who who's an actual dentist
test a strength not very good I forget
did um isaac yankem even have a move set
I'm I'm pretty sure isaac yankem had a
move set I just don't remember him doing
moves yeah I remember I remember her
being a very threatening with a fucking
drill that's what I remember
you know honestly many would probably
have had isaac yankem to Lucette if we
didn't already have Celestia having Kane
yeah so obviously the next best best to
go dr. Britt Baker the only only other
rest that I know of that's an actual
dentist like legitimately she's a
dentist
and plus freaking minuets got the lock
jaws and finisher which is submission oh
God
probably just pay someone for new teeth
we already had this discussion as fleurs
money actually hers or she you know
married into richness let lets let's
face it she's a gold digger
i ain't sayin she's a gold digger but
she ain't messing with no I'm saying
she's a gold digger she hangs it around
rich Nobles and says hey give me money
speak out on how much fancy-pants is
like
it's funny fancy pants might actually be
one of the best aliens on the show you
don't see him is one of the only
stallions we have no to be fair him Big
Mac both biceps us one shotting armor
what was his face trent transcender was
that his fucking name
trick try trendy trying to fuck that
cameras need any know was a trader who
yeah surrender ooh thank you i cannot
remember his fucking name the doctor
obviously you know doctor Whooves in
there yeah trouble shoes is also there
technically no the guy that was rarities
crush from the one episode when rare
clone the guy with the guy who had a
thing for Applejack because she was rot
stick and cover it in bud
well she's sweaty her as she covered in
mud that's see I think she's sweaty
eating the Apple right wasn't that from
the episode yeah
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both work thank you technically if we're
if we're counting just stallions we have
a price we have a list of gifts we're
gonna try and get through making one
every two weeks or one every week if we
can we'll see yeah the other pretty part
that's part of the pre-show the other
part of the free shows us running on
fire promoter which is basically hey if
you played an old Smackdown game and you
did like the GM mode it's kind of like
that but better because you're actually
in full control of your company jeddaks
that's because he that is the name of a
spongebob character
squilliam fancy pants yes this is last
name though
also figure-four is that gonna be tab is
it no
lockjaw lockjaw submission cross face no
we're gonna have about 15 minutes for
this main event I the more I look at the
outfit that we gave Fleur the more I
realize she looks like a really
effeminate superhero look you're the one
who gave me these instructions I know
and I'm proud of them
but it's also just really funny it look
FirePro and women's models aren't
exactly the thought we could technically
change that with the sprite editor but
the issue with that basically is it
sprites what are you gonna do you're
gonna just like you would just like um
add more definition and like with black
lines you know I mean yeah and even if
you did that that would only work for
the body you'd have to watch ooh you
have to work on the skin I mean on the
actual clothes themselves yeah every
clothes would have to have that big
definition truly I think they have some
definition if you look at them only prom
is in motion you know what I mean
resolution are different than sprites in
standing still
Bulldog from flirt my way floor is
really adding more blood to the blood
God and now I believe minuet is as well
I think so yeah yep the horror the
horror well we do need to add all three
of those flower rural farmers eventually
though the most important one obviously
is the most important one
someone needs to win this in the next
minute angel's wings
and they could be at that no no and I if
they both explode we're not doing a
tie-break yeah
you saying we should or we shouldn't
no I'm saying we shouldn't go for the
pin have about 16 minutes bags like
backs like oh no oh no - no no literally
a 2.9 and it exploded we do technically
have time we have 16 minutes for a match
that's probably gonna take seven minutes
at the seven and a half minutes at best
plus we could probably do the tiebreaker
do you want to do the tiebreaker
we have the time sure we have the time
we have 15 minutes I don't think the
main events going to take 15 minutes no
offense
Trixie and uh Trixie's fingers how to
get Celestia I don't think you're the
last after the explosion
you bullshit stick you both have shit
stamina after the explosion so you're
all dead anyway
alright minuet vs. floor okay let's go
this shouldn't take long actually I'd
like a couple of minutes anyway you know
I mean yeah if that it might just add
like 30 seconds
what do you guys got to win yeah I'm
probably make rose first obviously and
then wait a little bit for making lily
and Daisy because I feel like I can wait
on lily and Daisy more than I can wait
on rose I keep forgetting that there's
an actually canonical pony named Daisy I
have an OC named Daisy and I keep
forgetting well you should know better
oh it's bulging and Dubrow fleeting
which is good
who else is on our short list for
characters Oh some nebulae yeah that's
right yes some nebulae no area should
have made missed names we really
should've made miss mean we'll probably
make miss fame like obviously for future
things ain't quick huh one two three I
told you only took I don't wait took
about a minute you can't fight the
dentist motherfucker
go do your younger old so think about
fire the thing about fire pro world is
the little you technically can do for
for attires so we could have both old
and young on the same fucking character
yeah it is time for our main event okay
man we're gonna end early yeah Princess
Celestia versus true is the defending
reigning champion Trixie lulamoon for it
a title for the waifu wars doc day we've
been over this the waifu wars phase is
gone no more legs for the best waifu
champion are you took you wall or as i
like to call it the best poem pionship
yeah whoever has this is best pony at
least in awwe terms yes i'm gonna change
this to actually the lonely stage
because I like that song and it's a
narrow week until going to do barbed
wire deathmatch course why would we not
well I I know you don't like the type
match type because of how quick it is
and how you know but
they the people but the people voted
barred why are deaf matches number one
we are not gonna go off this batch type
alright let us begin
plus I think it best uh it helps
Celestia Trixie had her first loss
tonight against Twilight first lost it
II W in history now she's got to deal
with Celestia you ready I'm ready let's
do it okay this should give us enough
time hopefully if we do go for the full
submits we still have tiebreaker
so yeah it's time for BA God is that
better
when I could entertain junior capacity
crowd for a slobberknocker I mean if
we're going by the amount of people in
chat right now we do have a capacity
crowd I see there's standing room
standing room only yeah sure oh the fuck
YouTube's YouTube stuff no way
okay okay I was gonna be like oh fuck
what the hell at the very least Celestia
knows she needs to like out the gate
kick some ass know what's funny I don't
even know for actually you do the stream
tomorrow if I might just do a stream
anyway I need some sleep
I mean I'll do a solo tomorrow I'm fine
I might have you do that I'm fucking
where I've got we're gonna have
something yeah
before anyone asked no Trixie will not
get a rematch if she loses this match
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our our normal streams are usually
Sundays and we do from two central which
is the pre-show three is the regular
stream and then that goes for about 90
minutes weeks to do about eight matches
and they get out this is one of our
longer streams
yeah moonsault nope one no uh not much I
think the highest that we've gotten and
this obviously blows down the water was
when we had actually like eight viewers
or seven eight viewers and that was um
that was when we did was that Trixie's
first defense or its second defense
person yeah I think those either her
first offense against Applejack or a
second offense and he was the first one
yeah we don't really get that much I am
a shit person advertising
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he makes the threads you guys I make a
thread and it usually gets I know
filters I I'm too lazy to advertise
super difficult I'm not too much I'm not
not enough of an asshole to be like
going into every thread involving every
wife gonna be like hey you got a match
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yeah kick pump kick also don't forget we
took the safe away from Trixie she just
had that site that would stab and
instantly cut someone open she doesn't
have that anymore
you got jokes like got rid of that 12.9
oh god oh my god this tricks gonna
Trixie are you really
are you to go into for this tournament
she might
she puts on the reverse if you get 15
minutes it's gonna be a double ko III
fill it in my bones
yeah I want to get off the ride but I
can't there is no getting off eqw ease
while bride first poison we're on a lake
drop choke show see see tricks no no
it's not there she's got out bear hugs
oh another submission
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Trixie come on Celeste he went through
so Oh God and odds down nods bleeding
I'm not a bleeding somebody hey somebody
help that an on leg drop
oh he'll kick to the fish and some
offense here
Oh God
now me to the Facebook roll up roll up
no is it no no no single leg crab though
okay
this won't tap out Trixie I think we are
10 hits in this might roundhouse kick no
fighting for dear life now to the face
oh god it show again no he's not gonna
get it though she's won with this move
before middle trick joh half
so got the cottage princess celestia is
our new EWH champion hey uh Corp uh
tournaments over Celestia won the title
what's a fucking Cobra fucking call okay
um
so obviously Celestia wins Celestia won
the whole thing I pretty sure that no
one else no one else wins Oh Trixie lost
the belt God that Trixie had a shitty
day the ultra City she nation
hey you know what to worry we're about
to do our goodbyes so thank you all for
watching the Equestria Wrestling
Entertainment exploding raid deathmatch
tournament Invitational that's because I
have no fucking name for this I Celestia
is our new champion uh what flat will
happen tomorrow
Trixie is not getting a rematch so
there's that but you hope you enjoyed
thank you guys for having us uh we
definitely enjoy this hope to see you
tomorrow or you know whatever show you
want to see obviously on Sundays from
anywhere from 2 p.m. central to probably
about like 4 o'clock or 5 o'clock
somewhere in there yeah you got any
closing words you want to say coast
before we actually drop off um this was
unexpected I this is the worst I've ever
seen Trixie do I am interested in it I'm
intrigued of how things are gonna go
forward because Trixie she fucking
choked today
I will see you guys next week
yep hope you guys enjoyed we'll see you
next time
hopefully we can do this all again get
together and do another show yeah see
you guys next time and I think next up
is what is it cooking or free tardes
variety show that should be fun I'm
gonna enjoy watching that you all have a
nice Cod and I'll definitely stick it
around in chat and you know enjoying it
so good night everybody