> Poke the egg with a batpony.
One of the bat ponies bravely volunteers to risk the
potentially-explosive egg for the sake of the rest of you. > The egg looks displeased. quick throw the blanket over it!
Go, Blankey! Attack mode!
Well, that did pretty much nothing. > Put your sunglasses on to protect your eyes from those bright light. > Egg > do something uneggspected.