Moonstuck

> Wild Uncontrolled Explosions! You have them. In your hat!

You whip off your cap and whisper a quick apology to the roc.

Wait, what are you apologizing for—

> Let the changeling queen think she knows more than you do and play along

Oh, wow. She is absolutely correct! How silly you all were to think you could get away with it!

So, that means you’ll just take this nice-looking rock and leave, okay?

Oh, no…this just means you’re the expendable one.

> Sea Maria: Give your most disarmingly cute stare

Ha! Her adorableness has no effect on the changeling regent!

It was a fatal mistake to change into a lunar mare—now the regent knows for certain that here is the fugitive she has been searching for! And how lucky that she fell directly into the Pool of Interrogation, too!

> Oh god run run run run