> Right, stop this sketch! This is getting far too silly!
It can’t be done! Moreover, it’s just plain silly and you’ve had enough of this!
You are on an EPIC QUEST! Lives are at stake! You don’t have time to indulge their ridiculous
red-herring sidequests—you’ve got a quest to complete, a prophecy to fulfill, and possibly a world
to save, and you haven’t even had any supper yet! > How do the Rocs say you should prove yourself?
Lo and whatnot, for it is written in the great prophecy that the Chosen Woon shall prove herself by
traveling to the mightiest lunar tree in all of the moon forest, and she shall cut it down….
…with a herring! > Wait, maybe the super glowy powers you obtained when the orbs started reacting have something to do with it. The Rocs can vouch for you.
The nature of the stones is such that their individual power is available to any who has the
ability to use it—only the pony of prophecy can use the magic of all three harmoniously.
Your little lightshow proves nothing more than that you are a very powerful little pony.
In short, nice try. > Did it work?
The rocs remain unconvinced.
They just don’t understand your art! > Clearly, you must put on a play that shows how you are the chosen one!
You proceed to write, direct, produce, and star in a musical retelling of your astonishing
adventures, with emphasis on the relic already in your possession and the strange power boost
it gave you earlier. This will convince them! 
