Moonstuck

> Ok, sneaky approach, yeah. Lets just get a good look at WHAT precisely we’re sneaking into. We’ve only seen the joint at a distance. What’s the weak points on this stack of brick’s facade?

With your newfound stealth, you sneakily approach the base of the tower and
prepare for your surprise ambush. Or, you know, as much of a surprise ambush as you
can manage.



Wait...this is jam! The entire tower is made of stale, congealed jam!

> Better go in carefully Woona. Use your hat to create a super stealthy ninja scarf to increase your sneakiness by 15.

You swiftly repurpose your cap into the Cartographer's Muffler, which grants
you +15 sneakiness and makes you look absolutely ridiculous.

> One does not simply TROT into Jamdor!

That's right. A simple trot won't do at all.



You put your pretty little princess nose in the air and canter forward with authority.

Quick note: there is now an option to read Moonstuck chronologically (older posts are shown at the top, and page 1 has the first posts instead of the newest). The navigation buttons should work properly now (thanks RedEnchilada!).

This is the reason why all posts also now have the ‘archive’ tag. If you see any posts that do not have that tag, please let me know! I think I got them all, but the mass post editor is kind of weird.

There’s a new button for it on the sidebar, or you can click this link. There’s also a shortened link you can use if you ever need one: http://mlpf.im/1EV

> Now then, let’s teach that jam lover a lesson she won’t forget in a hurry!

With your spirits restored and your mind firmly on the mission ahead, you take off at a clipping pace towards the tower. The smooze can’t hurt you now— you’ll have that dastardly filly defeated and your quest completed by suppertime!

Oh, if only it were going to be that easy.