Moonstuck

> Enough shenanigans, just take the elevator.

You are so observant.

> This tower hates you. Hate it right back.

You shake your tiny pony hoof at the tower, cursing it and all it stands for.



Shockingly, it fails to react.



Any more completely pointless endeavors you wish to try?

> Hover gracefully down like a princess should.

> Jeez how high is this thing?

Oh, you couldn't do it.


What a surprise.

> Well that was pointless… Wait, can’t you fly?

Well, aren't you a persistent one.