Moonstuck

You kick back in a sufficiently badass manner. You suddenly feel like ingesting lots of coffee and hardboiled eggs. A number of witty quips and sarcastic one-liners spring to mind, and you keep an eye out for any suspicious-looking dames.

You gain 30 Hardboiled Points.

The moon raises slightly.

It appears the gravity on the moon has gone missing! It was only the sheer force of your incredible cuteness that was keeping you anchored.

Respawn.

You’re already wearing your hooves, silly!