Moonstuck

You dance an invigorating jig, just because you can.

You gain 20 points for sheer class.

Oh, right! You forgot about that. What a silly filly you are!

You muster up all of your adorable pony strength and cast a basic light spell. Up ahead, you see an ominous-looking cavern. Slightly beyond that lies a large moon crater.

What will you do?

Enough hardboiled antics for one night! You decide to take a quick jaunt down over to the dark side of the moon.

In retrospect, this outcome should have been obvious.

Respawn.

You slap on your badass hat and strike a rugged pose. Any low-life criminal scum hanging about had better watch their ne'er-do-well backs while you’re on the case.

You gain 10 hardboiled points. Eat it, Blueblood.