Moonstuck

For some reason, it did not occur to you until just now to simply unroll the Mysterious Scroll.

Why, it appears to be a Lunar Map! It looks like some Buried Treasure might be hidden somewhere on this silly floating rock. You know you must treat this valuable relic like the sacred piece of history that it－

You take a deep breath and cast Royal Canterlot Voice.

With a mighty exhalation, you proceed to sing the song of your people full-force at the poor Mysterious Scroll.

Dress-up is fun! You equip the Tiny Crown, Itty-Bitty Necklace, and Widdle Shoes.

This combination gives you the class of Littlest Princess. You gain +a billion cuteness and the ability to cast Royal Canterlot Voice.

You equip the Dapper Top Hat, Gentlepony’s Fine Monocle, and Spiffing Bart.

I say! This combination gives you the class of Canterlot Elite. You gain +5 Tea-Sipping, +10 Snobbiness, and the ability to cast Monocle Drop.

For some reason, you feel the urge to go DO HO HO and twirl your mustache.