In your infinite wisdom, you decide to flip the switch up and down a bunch of times really fast.
Oh, nice going, you just broke it. Well, no time like the present! You pop open Jeffery’s loose panel and take
a peek at what secrets he holds. You name the machine Jeffery, and craft a personality and backstory for him.
You must be really bored. You peer cautiously outside.
The coast is clear! You are still in the small chamber. Surrounding you is a machine with a half-open control
panel, the previously-investigated chest, and that toast-dropping game.
You are currently equipped with the Cartographer’s Cap, Itty-Bitty Necklace, and Widdle Shoes.
You are bestowed with a +5 sense of direction.
You still have no idea where you are. 
