Moonstuck

You equip your Dapper Top Hat and proceed to wow the Wild Moon Rocks with the classiness of your marshmallowy dancing.
You equip your Dapper Top Hat and proceed to wow the Wild Moon Rocks with the classiness of your marshmallowy dancing.
You pick up the biggest rock you can find and, with a fierce battle cry, fling it into the herd of Wild Moon Rocks.
The herd of Wild Moon Rocks levelled up!
You pick up the biggest rock you can find and, with a fierce battle cry, fling it into the herd of Wild Moon Rocks.

The herd of Wild Moon Rocks levelled up!
A herd of Wild Moon Rocks appears!
What will you do?
A herd of Wild Moon Rocks appears!

What will you do?
You break from canon briefly to become B. Luna, the Science Woona!
Through a process known as adorasynthesis, your body exudes a constant aura of Cuteness Overload (CO), which combines with naturally-occuring elements of D’aww (D) and Hnngh (H) to be...
You break from canon briefly to become B. Luna, the Science Woona!

Through a process known as adorasynthesis, your body exudes a constant aura of Cuteness Overload (CO), which combines with naturally-occuring elements of D’aww (D) and Hnngh (H) to be absorbed back into your body as oxygen.

Here is a sciency formula to make it look plausible!
…Huh. The moon seemed a lot smaller through the binoculars.
…Huh. The moon seemed a lot smaller through the binoculars.